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Programmer
09-23-2008, 10:01 PM
It's a pretty hypothetical question, but what if you knew that within the next 24 hours life on earth as you knew it would cease?

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-23-2008, 10:02 PM
Shoot you.

J Diddy
09-23-2008, 10:05 PM
Shoot you.

I think he's going for specifics. Shoot him where.

Taco John
09-23-2008, 10:05 PM
Have a BBQ.

Simply Red
09-23-2008, 10:06 PM
Rob somebody blind, Buy some coke, go pick up a hottie and see how fast I could go in my car down 85 to club Karma and throw down all ****ing night, go home, pray and fix some `sleepy time` tea.

Programmer
09-23-2008, 10:07 PM
Shoot you.

Figures you would have that mentality.

Guru
09-23-2008, 10:08 PM
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

Next planet please.

Logical
09-23-2008, 10:09 PM
Nothing different other than say goodbye to all I care about. Probably even ChiefsPlanet.

Programmer
09-23-2008, 10:10 PM
I think he's going for specifics. Shoot him where.


Honest specifics, eh?

I believe that you wouldn't be worth considering for extinction. I'd let you suffer with whatever it is that is going to end life.

Iowanian
09-23-2008, 10:11 PM
I'd buy the local stores out of ammo, just in case in wasn't total extermination....and spend the day with as much of my family as I could.

Alton deFlat
09-23-2008, 10:11 PM
Find Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck.............. and oh, Liv Tyler too.

J Diddy
09-23-2008, 10:15 PM
My last day on earth would be spent reflecting upon all the good people I've encountered in my time one earth. Would spend some time with my family. Maybe go do some fishing. Pop a 40, tip some to myself and kick the bucket.

J Diddy
09-23-2008, 10:16 PM
Honest specifics, eh?

I believe that you wouldn't be worth considering for extinction. I'd let you suffer with whatever it is that is going to end life.

LOL

you so funny

recent bout with aids got you pondering your mortality?

Fishpicker
09-23-2008, 10:17 PM
I'd take a nap. I would want to be well rested so that I could watch the apocalypse from beginning to end.

ClevelandBronco
09-23-2008, 10:19 PM
Pray.

Simply Red
09-23-2008, 10:19 PM
why is this in D.C.?

ClevelandBronco
09-23-2008, 10:20 PM
Pray.

why is this in D.C.?

Because of that.

Simply Red
09-23-2008, 10:28 PM
Because of that.

i see.

Iowanian
09-23-2008, 10:30 PM
Pray.

You're right....a quick stop for confession after stocking up on Creme soda, 7.62, .223, .30 06 .22lr, .17, .40 .9 20 and 12g.

ClevelandBronco
09-23-2008, 10:32 PM
You're right....a quick stop for confession after stocking up on Creme soda, 7.62, .223, .30 06 .22lr, .17, .40 .9 20 and 12g.

I'd get a full rack as well.

SNR
09-23-2008, 10:33 PM
I'd spend it talking politics on Chiefsplanet

Simply Red
09-23-2008, 10:35 PM
I'd spend it talking politics on Chiefsplanet

ROFL

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
09-23-2008, 10:37 PM
Gather my family, go to my sons grave; Pray and wait anxiously to see him again. Where my family would be complete again.

Logical
09-23-2008, 10:49 PM
Gather my family, go to my sons grave; Pray and wait anxiously to see him again. Where my family would be complete again.Nice sentiment.

Programmer
09-23-2008, 10:52 PM
why is this in D.C.?

If you don't want it here, move it somewhere else!

Programmer
09-23-2008, 10:53 PM
LOL

you so funny

recent bout with aids got you pondering your mortality?

You are funny like a deadly disease.

Twilight Zone.

jAZ
09-23-2008, 10:59 PM
Spend every minute with my wife and son.

Simply Red
09-23-2008, 11:02 PM
If you don't want it here, move it somewhere else!

RELAX, just sayin...

Silock
09-23-2008, 11:02 PM
I'd be screwing my wife like crazy.

J Diddy
09-23-2008, 11:11 PM
:whackit:

Hydrae
09-23-2008, 11:17 PM
I'd spend it talking politics on Chiefsplanet

It is sad. It is the 4th week of the seaon, the Broncos are up next and this is the forum I read most.

DAMMIT CARL! :cuss:

Programmer
09-23-2008, 11:33 PM
It is sad. It is the 4th week of the seaon, the Broncos are up next and this is the forum I read most.

DAMMIT CARL! :cuss:

I agree with one little exception:

Dammit Hermcuff! :cuss:

TrickyNicky
09-24-2008, 12:12 AM
Go flying (by that I mean pilot). Even if its a small little biplane. Its always something I've wanted to do.

Reaper16
09-24-2008, 12:48 AM
Shoot you.
LMAO

Reaper16
09-24-2008, 12:48 AM
Me? Oklahoma Joe's. All day and all night, baby.

Mecca
09-24-2008, 12:49 AM
I'd go bang alot of bitches......then I'd eat some horrible food, and then I'd so some crazy grand theft auto shit.

Reaper16
09-24-2008, 12:52 AM
I suppose I'd also write one last essay, even knowing that it wouldn't reach an audience. Maybe I could get an impromptu creative writing reading going at Oklahoma Joe's while I'm there. Maybe it could be the most beautiful day ever.

Mecca
09-24-2008, 12:53 AM
I suppose I'd also write one last essay, even knowing that it wouldn't reach an audience. Maybe I could get an impromptu creative writing reading going at Oklahoma Joe's while I'm there. Maybe it could be the most beautiful day ever.

Actually you know what I'd do......I'd light myself on fire and jump out of plane yelling....."LOOK I'M TRAVIS BARKER!"

Reaper16
09-24-2008, 12:54 AM
Actually you know what I'd do......I'd light myself on fire and jump out of plane yelling....."LOOK I'M TRAVIS BARKER!"
I'd imagine that, on this day, YouTube's servers would crash from so many people uploading their inventive suicides.

Mecca
09-24-2008, 12:55 AM
I'd imagine that, on this day, YouTube's servers would crash from so many people uploading their inventive suicides.

I hope that after I'm gone someone makes a tribute video to me with my sacrifice playing my desire video if you will.

Otter
09-24-2008, 01:19 AM
Imagine if you could convince the planet that it was their last day on earth.

Maybe a little optical illusion from a satellite? Now that's interesting.

patteeu
09-24-2008, 07:30 AM
I'd probably have to spend the day on Chiefplanet pointing out the flaws in the ridiculous claims by local lefties that George W Bush, Dick Cheney, and Karl Rove are behind the planet's date with destiny.

BucEyedPea
09-24-2008, 07:32 AM
Confess my sins. Make amends, if I had enough time left to do that.
But most of all tell my daughter I loved her. Then call my family and tell them the same.

J Diddy
09-24-2008, 07:35 AM
Go flying (by that I mean pilot). Even if its a small little biplane. Its always something I've wanted to do.

yeah I suppose you could skip the landing lessons

Sully
09-24-2008, 07:48 AM
"I don't wanna close my eyes...
I don't wanna fAAAAlll asleep, cause I miss you, babe,

..and I dont' wanna miss a thing..."

trndobrd
09-24-2008, 08:00 AM
It's a pretty hypothetical question, but what if you knew that within the next 24 hours life on earth as you knew it would cease?

What time?

Earthling
09-24-2008, 08:02 AM
Get all the cash I could from my credit cards, buy primo guitars, grab several bottles of Mescal (with worm), play and sing love songs to my loved ones untill my fingers were bloody, pray and pass out.

Redrum_69
09-24-2008, 09:18 AM
I would wait around to see how the republicans deal with it...

ROYC75
09-24-2008, 09:36 AM
Have a 1970 Super Bowl party again, since Carl isn't bringing us one. :D

Pray and spend it with my family .

Hog Farmer
09-24-2008, 09:38 AM
I'd be screwing my wife like crazy.

Me too, what's she look like I may need to bring some Whiskey!

Programmer
09-24-2008, 12:00 PM
What time?

1924:22

Calcountry
09-24-2008, 12:06 PM
I would wait around to see how the republicans deal with it...
Huh? I rather immagined, you would try to call your mom, and say goodbye. Only, the phone would ring 4 times, then say, "Hi, I am busy right now, leave a message".

mlyonsd
09-24-2008, 12:07 PM
Huh? I rather immagined, you would try to call your mom, and say goodbye. Only, the phone would ring 4 times, then say, "Hi, I am busy right now, leave a message".

ROFL at the redrum smack. Gotta do it when you get the chance.