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Hog Farmer
09-24-2008, 09:27 AM
Americas Broke.
Chinas testing different ways to poison us.
Iran will be Nuclear SOON.
Russia has 20 Nuclear weapons sitting in Venezuela.
North Korea cranking back up.
Hussein will be OUR President.

I think our days are getting short!

ChiTown
09-24-2008, 09:33 AM
I wish they'd just get it over with already. I have my spaceship powered and set for Mars. We're planning to make it an extended vacation..........

Redrum_69
09-24-2008, 09:44 AM
Id rather have a Obama as president rather than a broken down POW who doesnt remember how many houses he has and some alaskan back stabbing eskimo killing, baby seal clubbing, clinton wannabe.

HonestChieffan
09-24-2008, 09:44 AM
according to Obombots its here now. run for your life.

J Diddy
09-24-2008, 09:46 AM
Id rather have a Obama as president rather than a broken down POW who doesnt remember how many houses he has and some alaskan back stabbing eskimo killing, baby seal clubbing, clinton wannabe.


if you substitute MILF for clinton wannabe I totally am with you

J Diddy
09-24-2008, 09:47 AM
according to Obombots its here now. run for your life.

you should drink antifreeze

RINGLEADER
09-24-2008, 10:20 AM
Somewhere between 1,193 - 1,359 days left. Remember, the end of the world comes in 2012.

HonestChieffan
09-24-2008, 10:28 AM
Is that date indexed?

StcChief
09-24-2008, 11:14 AM
Somewhere between 1,193 - 1,359 days left. Remember, the end of the world comes in 2012.
close RL no cigar. Oracle date math to rescue.

SQL> select to_date('1-jan-2012')-trunc(sysdate) as first_day_num
,to_date('31-dec-2012')-trunc(sysdate) as end_day_num
from dual

FIRST_DAY_NUM END_DAY_NUM
------------- -----------
1194 1559

1 row selected.

BIG_DADDY
09-24-2008, 11:22 AM
Somewhere between 1,193 - 1,359 days left. Remember, the end of the world comes in 2012.

There are too many people, something is going to give.

StcChief
09-24-2008, 11:25 AM
There are too many people, something is going to give.
plenty more wars around brewing to decrease the herd size.

plbrdude
09-24-2008, 11:47 AM
Somewhere between 1,193 - 1,359 days left. Remember, the end of the world comes in 2012.

only 3 more chances to get a super bowl won then. better make that 2 cause it ain't happening this season.

Programmer
09-24-2008, 12:23 PM
Somewhere between 1,193 - 1,359 days left. Remember, the end of the world comes in 2012.

Probably not, but everyone gets to guess.

My guess is 4 days (Chiefs vs. Denver). Should be the end of the world for Hermcuff and Carl.

Alton deFlat
09-24-2008, 12:43 PM
Somewhere between 1,193 - 1,359 days left. Remember, the end of the world comes in 2012.

December 21, 2012 to be exact.......... which really pisses me off. Two days before my birthday. :cuss:

StcChief
09-24-2008, 01:24 PM
December 21, 2012 to be exact.......... which really pisses me off. Two days before my birthday. :cuss:
ok then. now that we have been given an "actual day"

SQL> select to_date('21-dec-2012')-trunc(sysdate) as days_to_doomsday from dual

DAYS_TO_DOOMSDAY
----------------
1549

1 row selected. :shake::):D:eek::grr::mad::rolleyes::evil:ROFL

Hog Farmer
09-24-2008, 02:39 PM
Finally , an answer. Thanks! I still have time to win the lottery!

mlyonsd
09-24-2008, 02:43 PM
Watched a program on Nova last night about black holes.

We're screwed in about 10 billion years when the Andromeda Galaxy comes crashing into ours.

Screwed I tell you.

RaiderH8r
09-24-2008, 03:02 PM
Watched a program on Nova last night about black holes.

We're screwed in about 10 billion years when the Andromeda Galaxy comes crashing into ours.

Screwed I tell you.

**** IT ALL!!!!!

Mr Luzcious
09-24-2008, 03:31 PM
Not soon enough.