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kstater
09-27-2008, 07:31 PM
OK, up in KC for the races this weekend. Anyone who's ever been to a race at Kansas Speedway(or any sporting event in general) knows how the line for the restroom works.
Caution comes out and I go up to the pisser. The way the line works at the speedway works as follows: A pretty fast moving line develops, as you reach the entrance for the restroom, you choose which half of the RR you want to enter. As you move through the entrance, you choose which urinal you want to use. I get to the entrance, I'm standing behind a(for lack of better word) slow person and his(for lack of better word) "handler", there is an open urinal that I see. I give these two a couple of seconds to go to this open urinal, the (sorry, there is no other word to describe him)"handler) asks his friend if he wants to go up to the open space. Keep in mind, I'm taking it upon myself to hold up the fast moving line at risk of giving up my spot to give this guy a chance. Finally, I walk around these guys to go to the open space. Shortly after, the lines at each urinal fill up, and these guys are near the back of the line of one of them. Did I violate a man law for walking around these guys?

pr_capone
09-27-2008, 07:34 PM
No... they did by holding up the line at a sporting even.

luv
09-27-2008, 07:36 PM
You snooze, you lose.

Skip Towne
09-27-2008, 07:37 PM
No. Anything is fair in a stadium restroom. Willie Wilson once hit an inside the park home run while I waited in line.

luv
09-27-2008, 07:40 PM
Well, as long as you hesitated and gave them a fair chance. Surely, the "handler" should have realized that moving too slow wouldn't be a good thing.

AustinChief
09-27-2008, 07:41 PM
I'm standing behind a(for lack of better word) slow person

What makes him any different from any other typical Nascar fan?

kstater
09-27-2008, 07:45 PM
What makes him any different from any other typical Nascar fan?

This "slow" person didn't have a beer in his hand.





I guess it was a have to be there moment, it just seemed like I was in the wrong there. Or it was the multiple $8 beers I had that made me feel that.

Ugly Duck
09-27-2008, 07:58 PM
Did I violate a man law?

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Mosbonian
09-27-2008, 08:09 PM
What makes him any different from any other typical Nascar fan?

Sorry....that was the old NASCAR.....that stereotype doesn't fit anymore.

mmaddog
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Carl Edwards fan

kstater
09-27-2008, 08:11 PM
Sorry....that was the old NASCAR.....that stereotype doesn't fit anymore.

mmaddog
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Carl Edwards fan

Trust me(I"m not the "typical" nacar fan) the typical NASCAR fan is still in the majority.

Mosbonian
09-27-2008, 08:21 PM
Trust me(I"m not the "typical" nacar fan) the typical NASCAR fan is still in the majority.

I think that depends upon what track you go to......if you go to Darlington, Bristol, Martinsville or Daytona I might agree. If you go to Charlotte, Michigan, Fontana, or Chicago I would tend to disagree.

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PastorMikH
09-27-2008, 10:30 PM
I would say no, you are fine on going around. They should have been glad Kyle Bush wasn't behind them, no telling what he would have bumped into before going around the guy.



I must say though, seeing Luv here commenting on a Man Law question is kinda like GoChiefs replying to a question on relationships.

:)

Pablo
09-27-2008, 10:32 PM
You violated a man law by going to watch cars make left turns.

RibKing67
09-27-2008, 10:37 PM
Trust me(I"m not the "typical" nacar fan) the typical NASCAR fan is still in the majority.

A typical NASCAR fan would not have worried about a violation of any man law and just pissed in the sink.

kstater
09-27-2008, 10:38 PM
You violated a man law by going to watch cars make left turns.

You violated a man law by not liking fast cars.

4th and Long
09-27-2008, 10:40 PM
You violated a man law by going to watch cars make left turns.
http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/cars/carnascar3.jpg

Pablo
09-27-2008, 10:41 PM
You violated a man law by not liking fast cars.Fast cars that aren't confined to a circular path are far more interesting.

I'm not the biggest fan of race horses either..those are fast...and still far more entertaining than NASCAR.

Pablo
09-27-2008, 10:42 PM
http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/cars/carnascar3.jpgAt least your back won't get cold in the wintertime Kstater.

luv
09-27-2008, 10:43 PM
http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/cars/carnascar3.jpg

Where's PETA? Someone shaved a 3 into that gorilla's fur!

Pablo
09-27-2008, 10:44 PM
Where's PETA? Someone shaved a 3 into that gorilla's fur!Hey now...comparing gorillas to NASCAR fans is just rude.


Gorillas are highly sophisticated animals. ;)

luv
09-27-2008, 10:45 PM
I would say no, you are fine on going around. They should have been glad Kyle Bush wasn't behind them, no telling what he would have bumped into before going around the guy.



I must say though, seeing Luv here commenting on a Man Law question is kinda like GoChiefs replying to a question on relationships.

:)

I'm a woman. I have an opinion about everything.

Skip Towne
09-27-2008, 10:46 PM
You violated a man law by not liking fast cars.

I like fast cars that go straight......for 1/4 mile.

Pablo
09-27-2008, 10:49 PM
I'm a woman and a Mizzou fan. Disregard this post as I couldn't possibly say anything interesting or rational.FYP. ;)

CosmicPal
09-27-2008, 10:50 PM
When you gotta go, you gotta go.

There ain't no law in that.

luv
09-27-2008, 10:52 PM
FYP. ;)

A KU fan winking at me is close to being as bad as the guy that hit on me last night. :shudder:

:p

4th and Long
09-27-2008, 10:59 PM
Where's PETA? Someone shaved a 3 into that gorilla's fur!
They are too busy trying to get Ben and Jerry's to use human breast milk and give the poor cows a rest.

Spott
09-27-2008, 11:06 PM
The lines at the urinal are way too long at Daytona. Luckily they have a lot of bushes underneath the stands on the superstretch side. :)

Fairplay
09-27-2008, 11:07 PM
pee in the sinks.