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CosmicPal
09-27-2008, 11:01 PM
I've been cleaning out my den and having a couple of drinks when I found this old diatribe of a poem I wrote many years ago.

(At the time, I was a Charles Bukowki fan, and this was my attempt to emulate him):

Flush

“Here I sit all broken-hearted.
I came to shit, but hardly farted.”

I found this stamped in a faded black marker
on the stall door

“Here I sit all broken-hearted.
I came to shit, but hardly farted.”

I continued to read it over and over again.

“Here I sit…”
“….came to shit.”

It was the only thing to read other than Holly’s phone number and how some dude promised future shitters like me that she would give us a good time

“…broken-hearted”
“…hardly farted.”

It’s over
I’m through with the reading of bathroom stink poetry
I pull up my trousers
and flush

I didn’t shit
I didn’t fart
I was too goddamn drunk to stand up and pee.

4th and Long
09-27-2008, 11:03 PM
Someone's had more than, "a couple of drinks."

CosmicPal
09-27-2008, 11:05 PM
Someone's had more than, "a couple of drinks."

Okay, you got me.

DeezNutz
09-27-2008, 11:06 PM
Composition and theme tightly connected: Both are shit. Congrats! :D

Count Alex's Losses
09-27-2008, 11:07 PM
You crazy mother****er.

CosmicPal
09-27-2008, 11:10 PM
Composition and theme tightly connected: Both are shit. Congrats! :D

Well...uhhh...thank you. :D

4th and Long
09-27-2008, 11:11 PM
"Don't throw cigarette butts in our toliets. We don't sh*t in your ash trays."