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TinyEvel
09-28-2008, 10:21 PM
I watched the game over at his house, er, mansion today. FORGOT to bring my flip videocam :cuss:

Nice guy (needs to work on the double hi-five).
Hot wife.
Two dogs.
Small tile in bathroom.
Owns a LOT of guitars.
Hilights (sorry, had to bust you, bro)
Big TV
Surround sound.
Nice grill
awesome burgers.
Kirkland Vodka is TEH RULE!!!FTW!!!
EPIC GAME!!!
NO PLUNGER!!!! (it must be in the vault > solid gold I bet.

Thanks Dane, next week at my place. Pics maybe?

cdcox
09-28-2008, 10:26 PM
Nice grill


Never would have figured this. Now Slayer I could see...

Rain Man
09-28-2008, 10:29 PM
Wait a minute. When I was in California last week, he told me that he had moved to Paraguay.

TinyEvel
09-28-2008, 10:31 PM
Wait a minute. When I was in California last week, he told me that he had moved to Paraguay.

NTTAWWT!

Iowanian
09-28-2008, 10:33 PM
He had virgins waiting to wipe your dirty place, didn't he?


I'll bet he was 3-4 of them on staff, my guess is they're Venezuelan Imports.

TinyEvel
09-28-2008, 10:35 PM
He had virgins waiting to wipe your dirty place, didn't he?


I'll bet he was 3-4 of them on staff, my guess is they're Venezuelan Imports.

I got to watch the game on my own personal 50" LCd and got to take it home with me afterwards.

Jim Rome was commentating from the kitchen, where he was making lasagna.

Iowanian
09-28-2008, 10:36 PM
I'll bet he's so cheap, he hired Margret Cho for your happy ending.

DeezNutz
09-28-2008, 10:40 PM
You forgot to mention that he's a real a-hole. All McDane threads need to emphasize this fact.

DeezNutz
09-28-2008, 10:41 PM
Did you leave tiny signage all over his house?

TinyEvel
09-28-2008, 10:53 PM
Did you leave tiny signage all over his house?

No, but Idid leave a tiny poopie in his commode (turns out that's a fancy word for toilet!)

Rain Man
09-28-2008, 10:55 PM
Did Marilyn Manson come over to watch the game, too? I hear that Marilyn makes a killer queso dip.

Rain Man
09-28-2008, 10:59 PM
No, but Idid leave a tiny poopie in his commode (turns out that's a fancy word for toilet!)

I hope you know the difference between a toilet and a bidet.

TinyEvel
09-28-2008, 11:05 PM
I hope you know the difference between a toilet and a bidet.

DUH! The bidet is a French drinking fountain. (didn't need it, Dane had bottled water)

Baconeater
09-28-2008, 11:20 PM
You forgot the most important thing, does he have a phone next to his shitter?

Mr. Flopnuts
09-28-2008, 11:28 PM
I got to watch the game on my own personal 50" LCd and got to take it home with me afterwards.

Jim Rome was commentating from the kitchen, where he was making lasagna.

LMAO So ****in funny.

Count Zarth
09-28-2008, 11:34 PM
He had virgins waiting to wipe your dirty place, didn't he?


Yes, I was there.

Ultra Peanut
09-29-2008, 12:52 AM
Never would have figured this. Now Slayer I could see...http://i33.tinypic.com/fehv6w.jpg

Simply Red
09-29-2008, 02:21 AM
Whatever, small tile is so dated.

Guru
09-29-2008, 06:31 AM
DAmnit!!! After that title I fully expected a video. FAIL!

Bowser
09-29-2008, 06:34 AM
I'll bet he's so cheap, he hired Margret Cho for your happy ending.

LMAO

TinyEvel
12-02-2008, 12:42 AM
WTF?

cdcox
01-28-2010, 06:54 PM
Poop and Dane, FTW!

Guru
01-28-2010, 08:06 PM
The thread sucks without video. No Crystal Plunger? FAIL

beer bacon
01-28-2010, 08:21 PM
*fartz