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Logical
09-30-2008, 10:28 PM
Much of the content of this thread is NSFW, peruse at your own risk. You have been warned Young MoFo (hey that means **** I wonder if we need to filter "fo".)

Why in the god damn hell with all that is pissing blood holy has the goddamn word sensor got so that a simple * * * * is censored out, we have allowed that for years. Well fine then

Hey folks, you can still type f ck because evidently that is not a violation. Then F ck is not a word so I sort of see the point. Silly really the games we play. (sorry for the rant I will now use this evidently more civil version)

This place is going crazy, did Austinchief suddenly become a Jehovah's Witness. Cause he could cuss with the best of them as I recall.


Edit: I have added a lot of videos for fun watch with caution if you are prude, perhaps you can find adult supervision. Then again if you are a prude just skip them, you have been warned.

Ebolapox
09-30-2008, 10:31 PM
heh, hall of fame thread material here.

Count Zarth
09-30-2008, 10:32 PM
I've always loved you.

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-30-2008, 10:32 PM
Yes.

morphius
09-30-2008, 10:35 PM
there has alway been a filter for that word, because any goddamn idiot would ****ing understand what the four *'s mean... this goes all the way back to phobia, look it up.

Logical
09-30-2008, 10:35 PM
I've always loved you.

That is not exactly words a poster wants to hear

dj56dt58
09-30-2008, 10:37 PM
http://bp1.blogger.com/_9cNEFpUa7c0/R_RMAzqUwJI/AAAAAAAAAe4/jwqWTRZhzPk/s400/jesus_finger.jpg

Tribal Warfare
09-30-2008, 10:38 PM
You are correct sir, the pussifacation of ChiefsPlanet has been evident

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-30-2008, 10:44 PM
Didn't take long for the op to get modified.

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-30-2008, 10:45 PM
Is there any way we could put this up to a vote? What if a 2/3 majority was required for it to pass instead of a simple majority?

Count Zarth
09-30-2008, 10:47 PM
Jesus can get blowjobs...but I can't. That's just great.

SNR
09-30-2008, 10:48 PM
Personally, I've always thought Chiefsplanet's word filters were pretty generous. Probably because I expect words like ***** and c*nt to be censored, but I also expect shit to be. And guess what? Shit is not censored.

There are several places I go to where both shit and asshole are censored.

Tribal Warfare
09-30-2008, 10:51 PM
There should be user option for filtered and unfiltered language content. I know Phobia's new site has that option.

QuikSsurfer
09-30-2008, 10:53 PM
There are other places I post where "cumming shitting asshole whore" is censored.

Phobia
09-30-2008, 10:53 PM
Personally, I've always thought Chiefsplanet's word filters were pretty generous. Probably because I expect words like ***** and c*nt to be censored, but I also expect shit to be. And guess what? Shit is not censored.

There are several places I go to where both shit and asshole are censored.
I always thought so too. These things were put to vote long ago.

Though I'm a big fan of a feature on my site - use profanity all you wish. Those who want to see it simply turn the filter off. Those who are offended or need SFW content leave the filter on. Surely vBB has something similar.

BWillie
09-30-2008, 10:59 PM
I'm still upset that I can't say FAG. God damn it, F-A-G. There.

morphius
09-30-2008, 11:03 PM
I always thought so too. These things were put to vote long ago.

Though I'm a big fan of a feature on my site - use profanity all you wish. Those who want to see it simply turn the filter off. Those who are offended or need SFW content leave the filter on. Surely vBB has something similar.
I remember back when we had that ability, ahh the good ol days...

chefsos
09-30-2008, 11:06 PM
I'm still upset that I can't say Rump Ranger. God damn it, F-A-G. There.

Yes, but you can once again say "cocksucker" with impunity. I'm reasonably sure that it was edited/censored before...

ClevelandBronco
09-30-2008, 11:09 PM
You're kind of losing it tonight, Cronus?

BWillie
09-30-2008, 11:11 PM
Yes, but you can once again say "cocksucker" with impunity. I'm reasonably sure that it was edited/censored before...

Yeah. At least I can still call people dickheads. I guess if I can't call people F-A-G-S, then I'll just have to be creative and call you all anal goblins or flesh torpedo takers.

luv
09-30-2008, 11:11 PM
You're kind of losing it tonight, Cronus?

No shit. Why is he whining about the word filter? If you see ****, and can't tell what it means buy the context of the sentence around it.....

I don't think I've ever seen anyone offended by the word filter. LMAO

SBK
09-30-2008, 11:13 PM
You're kind of losing it tonight, Cronus?

Tonight?

Buck
09-30-2008, 11:18 PM
Ok, I'm a n00b.

What is the word in question?

luv
09-30-2008, 11:20 PM
Ok, I'm a n00b.

What is the word in question?

**** in this case, although it could be ****. it only has four letters.

Buck
09-30-2008, 11:22 PM
**** in this case, although it could be ****. it only has four letters.

What does the word in question begin with, and end with?

FK?

CT?

.....

chefsos
09-30-2008, 11:23 PM
**** in this case, although it could be ****. it only has four letters.

****. It was definitely ****.

Frazod
09-30-2008, 11:25 PM
Shit?

No, that's not it.

Damn?

Nope.

**** was always on the list.

What are you talking about?

Ebolapox
09-30-2008, 11:26 PM
what the **** is the problem, yo? seriously. is it that ****ing hard to figure out what the **** these asterisks mean? ****!

**** ****ety **** **** ****.

that was fun.

Guru
09-30-2008, 11:28 PM
what the **** is the problem, yo? seriously. is it that ****ing hard to figure out what the **** these asterisks mean? ****!

**** ****ety **** **** ****.

that was fun.
Stop ****ing you ****er.

Frazod
09-30-2008, 11:30 PM
I also note that while filtering out **** is vigorously enforced, Midnight Vulture is free to make the BB his personal poo slinging playground.

Buck
09-30-2008, 11:30 PM
shit cock **** **** slut clit damn tits hell piss twat crap dick fart jism jizz spic wang wank

Buck
09-30-2008, 11:31 PM
So the only 2 words that were filtered rhymed with Hunt and Duck

Logical
09-30-2008, 11:33 PM
Is there any way we could put this up to a vote? What if a 2/3 majority was required for it to pass instead of a simple majority?Excellent idea, mods do you have the guts. I promise not to vote.

Tribal Warfare
09-30-2008, 11:36 PM
I also note that while filtering out **** is vigorously enforced, Midnight Vulture is free to make the BB his personal poo slinging playground.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=184484&highlight=Ffvb

problem solved

SBK
09-30-2008, 11:36 PM
Excellent idea, mods do you have the guts. I promise not to vote.

LMAO

Like when you voted yourself conservative?

;)

irishjayhawk
09-30-2008, 11:38 PM
I believe he's talking about F * C K (all together). The single * used to work until recently, and now it makes it a series of ******.


I'm no fan of censorship, to be sure.

ClevelandBronco
09-30-2008, 11:39 PM
shit cock **** **** slut clit damn tits hell piss twat crap dick fart jism jizz spic wang wank

Yo, carnal. ¿Qué es un "spic?"

That's the only ethnic slur you managed to put in that string? You should have included the one you you put on the main board earlier tonight. (The one you apologized for immediately.)

What's up?

Logical
09-30-2008, 11:40 PM
No shit. Why is he whining about the word filter? If you see ****, and can't tell what it means buy the context of the sentence around it.....

I don't think I've ever seen anyone offended by the word filter. LMAO
I am offended that f#ck where #=* has not been filtered up to very, very recently. There was always a rule that you could not bypass the filter to type the full word by using special fonts that we oldtimers knew about but the * was always allowed. The pussification as Big Daddy would say of ChiefsPlanet continues. This is evidently because some isolated poster or maybe a couple posters complained. Big Daddy better watch his famous thread, cause it will be next.

Logical
09-30-2008, 11:41 PM
I believe he's talking about F * C K (all together). The single * used to work until recently, and now it makes it a series of ******.


I'm no fan of censorship, to be sure.Thank you.

BWillie
09-30-2008, 11:42 PM
Why can't we just use earmuffs? Like you will have an option somewhere to filter out cuss words or not.

Logical
09-30-2008, 11:42 PM
LMAO

Like when you voted yourself conservative?

;)Yup, you bastich (hope the filters have not eliminated that one, in our new era of censorship.

Logical
09-30-2008, 11:44 PM
Why can't we just use earmuffs? Like you will have an option somewhere to filter out cuss words or not.That is what really pisses me off, that option does exist to set personal filters. But this place is become a veritable pantheon of pussydom. Why I swear it is equivalent to the making of ChiefsPlanet as a socialist entity.

Logical
09-30-2008, 11:45 PM
shit cock **** **** slut clit damn tits hell piss twat crap dick fart jism jizz spic wang wankROFL The silliness of this is exposed.

Logical
09-30-2008, 11:47 PM
Personally, I've always thought Chiefsplanet's word filters were pretty generous. Probably because I expect words like ***** and c*nt to be censored, but I also expect shit to be. And guess what? Shit is not censored.

There are several places I go to where both shit and asshole are censored.
What the hell they allow c*nt but not f ck. That is classic

Gee mods: I hope that was not breaking the rule by bypassing the filter.

SBK
09-30-2008, 11:53 PM
I like bastich. That was nice.

Thig Lyfe
09-30-2008, 11:56 PM
There should be user option for filtered and unfiltered language content. I know Phobia's new site has that option.

Agreed.

Frazod
09-30-2008, 11:56 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=184484&highlight=Ffvb

problem solved

No, problem not solved. For starters, anybody posting from work is generally not going to be able to choose browsers, and most workplaces probably use IE. And then there's the issue of trolls who come here for absolutely no reason but to piss all over the place being embraced instead of removed. It's embarrassing.

Buck
10-01-2008, 12:00 AM
Yo, carnal. ¿Qué es un "spic?"

That's the only ethnic slur you managed to put in that string? You should have included the one you you put on the main board earlier tonight. (The one you apologized for immediately.)

What's up?

sorry, i was using 4 letter words only, and im mexican so...

Phobia
10-01-2008, 12:20 AM
sorry, i was using 4 letter words only, and im mexican so...

You think you'll have a chance to get my lawn done this week, Jose?

SBK
10-01-2008, 12:25 AM
You think you'll have a chance to get my lawn done this week, Jose?

Or is it JosB? I always get those 2 confused.

Logical
10-01-2008, 12:55 AM
You think you'll have a chance to get my lawn done this week, Jose?Phobia, shed some light on this for me, you are being cited as creating the rule not bypassing the filter, yet I seriously believe you never once stopped the asterik version and only meant for those of us who were using either graphics or the special font u to bypass the filter. Least that was the way I remember the rule.

Silock
10-01-2008, 01:19 AM
There are other places I post where "cumming shitting asshole whore" is censored.

And there are places I post where absolutely nothing is censored. And the world has yet to end.

Ultra Peanut
10-01-2008, 01:19 AM
asterisks are naughty

kill them

Ultra Peanut
10-01-2008, 01:20 AM
And there are places I post where absolutely nothing is censored. And the world has yet to end.you are going to aitch eee double hockey sticks

Silock
10-01-2008, 01:41 AM
you are going to aitch eee double hockey sticks

****.

Tribal Warfare
10-01-2008, 01:48 AM
And there are places I post where absolutely nothing is censored. And the world has yet to end.

like youtube

Thig Lyfe
10-01-2008, 02:40 AM
The stupidest thing about the filter is when it makes links malfunction.

Logical
10-01-2008, 02:44 AM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=site%3Achiefsplanet.com%2FBB++F+ck&btnG=Search (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=site:chiefsplanet.com/BB++*****&start=10&sa=N)

If that does not work try typing
site:chiefsplanet.com/BB F ck
in the google search frame, you should come up with

Results 1 - 10 of about 470 from chiefsplanet.com/bb for F ck. (0.05 seconds) and a ton of results as I describe them.

Google proves this is a recent change.

Ultra Peanut
10-01-2008, 02:49 AM
The stupidest thing about the filter is when it makes links malfunction.tinyURL

Thig Lyfe
10-01-2008, 02:51 AM
tinyURL

Ah, duh.

Still. It's the principle of the thing.

Logical
10-01-2008, 02:57 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/poOfsDVq9KE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/poOfsDVq9KE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 02:58 AM
Hey what about art, note I certainly did not bypass any filters. Just popular culture, hear this on almost any radio station.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ToGRpuVutQE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ToGRpuVutQE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:03 AM
This one is NSFW so you will have to follow the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hgsw5Hg0Ag

but it is instruction oriented (with only harmless cartoons)

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:07 AM
CILF
NSFW
But harmless cartoons (just wear headphones)

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mdOn4FOpR1g&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mdOn4FOpR1g&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:11 AM
Perhaps we could all play a little South Park when we want to express ourselves and we just don't want to risk the hard Censorship of the new ChiefsPlanet then you just link this YouTube

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vrjU_UB8WnQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vrjU_UB8WnQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:14 AM
More mainstream Southpark

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5vQKX5HqYX8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5vQKX5HqYX8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:19 AM
Snoop dog would get 4 asteriks

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MWDVpSUXHeM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MWDVpSUXHeM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

kstater
10-01-2008, 03:22 AM
What the **** is going on here?

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsUdC-pqiqo

Not sure is this metalhead music or something else. Educational assistance requested.

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:34 AM
Lets not forget the educational video.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AUaWCcDlI5s&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AUaWCcDlI5s&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:39 AM
Or perhaps after a night getting tanked and being arrested for busting up your local bar. You need some cultural adjustment music for your night in jail.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WiX7GTelTPM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WiX7GTelTPM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:46 AM
Would not want to leave out Techno

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1VAU41QQd58&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1VAU41QQd58&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:47 AM
Hey I found a stoner genre that does honor to our word. Not bad, sort of catchy.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Df_O-EBjVrk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Df_O-EBjVrk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:50 AM
A little Accoustic Guitar anyone

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zH8K8mPtyXQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zH8K8mPtyXQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:53 AM
Scandinavian Rock (some good shit)

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xFYXP19e5KM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xFYXP19e5KM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Logical
10-01-2008, 04:04 AM
Time to go to bed, but I leave reluctantly for when censorship of a new variety wags its ugly head to satisfy only the few. Then what will be taken next will affect the many.

Let's finish the night with some upbeat Soulfly.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JPXTwnzGCNY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JPXTwnzGCNY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Tiger's Fan
10-01-2008, 04:15 AM
Drugs are bad, mkay?

Baconeater
10-01-2008, 06:35 AM
I'd still like to know why the **** crack-er is filtered.

Psyko Tek
10-01-2008, 06:36 AM
the way I figure it **** can be a verb or a noun
while **** is almost always a noun
so when some one is being called a whiny little ****
it probably is a four letter word ending in unt, not being a female relative

**** is usually used in conjuction with other suffixes and or prefixes...
er,up, head, mother, in one or more combination

just my take on figureing out what got censored

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-01-2008, 06:40 AM
There's nothing more entertaining than sitting back with some "The Man" Jacks and watching Cronus go off on censorship.

KCJohnny
10-01-2008, 06:42 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBBkD53Qbfk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBBkD53Qbfk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-01-2008, 06:45 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBBkD53Qbfk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XBBkD53Qbfk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

You know what offends me, wench? That gat damn water stain in your ceiling. Get that shit fixed. Do you want your kids dying of slime mold?

****.

Ebolapox
10-01-2008, 06:47 AM
ain't it a shame that you can't say ****. ****'s just a word, and it's all ****ed up.

Ebolapox
10-01-2008, 06:50 AM
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/1/R/Meatwad.jpg
FART YOU, BUTTHOLES!

MOhillbilly
10-01-2008, 07:15 AM
Degradation- not again.
Explanation- not once more.
It was a first and last something I didn't need.
I won't apologize.
I won't accept your lies.
I don't give a **** (about) how much you need.
I will have it my way, or I won't have it at all.
I would piss on your grave- and I'll laugh when you fall.
I've got my own life, I've got my own gripes,
I don't really give a **** about your pain.
You are my enemy- you are my blasphemy
I would rather kill you than hear you complain.
I'd pour salt in your wounds, the pleasure it would bring.
Get it through your thick skull, I don't owe you a thing.
When will you ****ing realize that I don't owe you a thing.
When will you just ****ing understand that I don't owe you a thing.
Rev. Paulie

DaFace
10-01-2008, 07:54 AM
The short answer is that vBulletin handles censorship dramatically differently than SimpleMachines from a technical standpoint. Putting in any kind of user-level censorship would increase our server load pretty significantly.

It might be possible to create a new "style" that's a subset of Full Featured that removes the censors. It would have to be based on replacements, though, which might be a pain. If it's really that big of a deal to people, I can look into it.

I would be curious to know what the community as a whole thinks, though I make no guarantees to make a policy change based on that feedback. Profanity doesn't bother me in the least, but I know people have always wanted to at least fool themselves into thinking this is a "family" site, so we've always enforced the word filters.

chasedude
10-01-2008, 08:15 AM
I'd still like to know why the **** crack-er is filtered.

Bingo!!! This is about one of the stupidest I've noticed on a filter :spock:

Honkey, Honky, Honkie are all allowed.

R&GHomer
10-01-2008, 08:22 AM
Feel that? That hot flash you're feeling is the flames of hell licking at your ass :)

cmh6476
10-01-2008, 08:23 AM
fuck

Logical
10-01-2008, 09:47 AM
The short answer is that vBulletin handles censorship dramatically differently than SimpleMachines from a technical standpoint. Putting in any kind of user-level censorship would increase our server load pretty significantly.

It might be possible to create a new "style" that's a subset of Full Featured that removes the censors. It would have to be based on replacements, though, which might be a pain. If it's really that big of a deal to people, I can look into it.

I would be curious to know what the community as a whole thinks, though I make no guarantees to make a policy change based on that feedback. Profanity doesn't bother me in the least, but I know people have always wanted to at least fool themselves into thinking this is a "family" site, so we've always enforced the word filters.

Daface,

I was going to create a poll last night but the BB would not allow me to do so. I remember asking to not be able to vote in polls, but I am pretty sure you told me you could not do that. I don't remember not being able to create polls.

What happened, please PM me with an answer. Thanks.

Frosty
10-01-2008, 09:59 AM
I'm confused. Who is Cronus? http://bestsmileys.com/clueless/5.gif

Baconeater
10-01-2008, 10:01 AM
I'm confused. Who is Cronus? http://bestsmileys.com/clueless/5.gif

Logical.

chasedude
10-01-2008, 10:03 AM
I'm curious Cronus, why you changed your handle?

beach tribe
10-01-2008, 10:04 AM
Someone should wash your mouth out with antifreeze.

Brock
10-01-2008, 10:05 AM
Logical.

The nutty, unbalanced behavior give it away?

Frosty
10-01-2008, 10:05 AM
Logical.

That's what I suspected, but I thought he left the Planet. :shrug:

Thanks.

DaFace
10-01-2008, 10:07 AM
Daface,

I was going to create a poll last night but the BB would not allow me to do so. I remember asking to not be able to vote in polls, but I am pretty sure you told me you could not do that. I don't remember not being able to create polls.

What happened, please PM me with an answer. Thanks.

What happened when you tried? I don't find anything that indicates you shouldn't be able to create a poll.

luv
10-01-2008, 10:59 AM
Feel that? That hot flash you're feeling is the flames of hell licking at your ass :)

Could be menopause.

Inspector
10-01-2008, 11:08 AM
Well....Heavens to Betsy and for pete's sakes!!!!

Get me really going and I'll throw a "for crying outloud" at ya too!

Gee willikers!!!

Bill Parcells
10-01-2008, 11:09 AM
there has alway been a filter for that word, because any goddamn idiot would ****ing understand what the four *'s mean... this goes all the way back to phobia, look it up.

You're getting a little testy in your old age. what happened to the kind mellow morphius?

Baconeater
10-01-2008, 11:21 AM
You're getting a little testy in your old age. what happened to the kind mellow morphius?
He's always had an evil side, just ask Arthur Carlson the Bugpeterbeater.

Bill Parcells
10-01-2008, 11:23 AM
He's always had an evil side, just ask Arthur Carlson the Bugpeterbeater.

ROFL

That's right, I forgot.

morphius
10-01-2008, 11:24 AM
You're getting a little testy in your old age. what happened to the kind mellow morphius?
I was up later than I wanted to be, and what a damn stupid thing to whine about.

morphius
10-01-2008, 11:24 AM
He's always had an evil side, just ask Arthur Carlson the Bugpeterbeater.
That still makes me chuckle, especially the magnifying glass avatar.

Bill Parcells
10-01-2008, 11:25 AM
I was up later than I wanted to be, and what a damn stupid thing to whine about.

You can always change his name to ANUS instead of CRONUS. but that would start another thread. :evil:

BigCatDaddy
10-01-2008, 11:28 AM
That's what I suspected, but I thought he left the Planet. :shrug:

Thanks.

He probably wanted to slip back in unnoticed after the drama thread about leaving. Nice to see his hatred of Christians hasn't changed.

ClevelandBronco
10-01-2008, 11:32 AM
You can always change his name to ANUS instead of CRONUS. but that would start another thread. :evil:

And it would be the beginning of a new legend for the poster who is

CRONUS

Logical
10-01-2008, 11:50 AM
He probably wanted to slip back in unnoticed after the drama thread about leaving. Nice to see his hatred of Christians hasn't changed.No I posted for at least a week before I did the Username change but nice try. This has nothing to do with Christians and is all about censorship. but again you are welcome to play again.

StcChief
10-01-2008, 11:57 AM
Lenny Bruce and George Carlin appreciate this thread.

Logical
10-01-2008, 12:01 PM
What happened when you tried? I don't find anything that indicates you shouldn't be able to create a poll.

The option to create polls is not below the text entry area like it usually is, in fact the entire area below the text entry area was blank except for the submit thread, preview thread buttons.

Hog Farmer
10-01-2008, 01:15 PM
Jesus can get blowjobs...but I can't. That's just great.


You might give AriDouche a call!

Logical
10-01-2008, 01:23 PM
Lenny Bruce and George Carlin appreciate this thread. I would hope so.:D

Logical
10-01-2008, 01:28 PM
I'm curious Cronus, why you changed your handle?I change my handle about once every year. Unlike others it is still easy for people to identify me with such a large number of posts and a fairly easy to spot posting style. As Brock might say unstable and erratic.:evil:

I chose something out of mythology because I feel that is under-represented on this BB thus distinctive.

Hog Farmer
10-01-2008, 01:43 PM
I change my handle about once every year. Unlike others it is still easy for people to identify me with such a large number of posts and a fairly easy to spot posting style. As Brock might say unstable and erratic.:evil:

I chose something out of mythology because I feel that is under-represented on this BB thus distinctive.


Oh, I thought you misspelled ANUS.

Simply Red
10-01-2008, 02:28 PM
Bingo!!! This is about one of the stupidest I've noticed on a filter :spock:

Honkey, Honky, Honkie are all allowed.

CRACKER?

Bob Dole
10-01-2008, 02:48 PM
Yup, you bastich (hope the filters have not eliminated that one, in our new era of censorship.

Actually, you whining like a little bitch is a lot more pussified than any ****ing word filter anyone could install.

Duck Dog
10-01-2008, 03:27 PM
Oh, I thought you misspelled ANUS.

Gold.LMAO

Logical
10-01-2008, 03:57 PM
I have found the Phobia thread and it appears that as late as 2005 I was right about the Phobia rule. In addition in Phobia's Community Poll censorship was cleanly voted down. So I am wondering where the current incarnation that got me an infraction is coming from as it clearly (not so clearly with the new filter in place) is coming from, it is not from Phil's rules as was cited.

The users of ChiefsPlanet decided many years ago that we would censor a select few objectionable words. We decided the F-bomb, C-bomb, and N-bomb were amongst those. We have since added ANY racial slur to that list. We've also stated that any attempt to circumvent our automatic censor would result in severe punishment.

However, we've not been very consistent. For instance, I've always allowed a partially censored "*****"(edit I am pretty sure this said f ck with an asterik in the space) to stand. I have never allowed umulats or other such methods of fooling the filter to remain if I discovered them. Our lack of consistency has recently been pointed out and I'd like to solve the issue. Please vote your preference.The poll can be found at this link:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=5072809#post5072809

Logical
10-01-2008, 04:02 PM
Actually, you whining like a little bitch is a lot more pussified than any ****ing word filter anyone could install.
Ah you old farker I would not be whining if I had not received an infraction over this small rant. Dole rants it is gold, I rant and it is whining. WTF over?

Donger
10-01-2008, 04:19 PM
"Logical?! Is you an old man or is you an old woman? I forget"

Whomever knows which movie that bastardized quote comes from shall win a prize.

DaFace
10-01-2008, 04:20 PM
Ah you old farker I would not be whining if I had not received an infraction over this small rant. Dole rants it is gold, I rant and it is whining. WTF over?

You do realize that infractions are 99% meaningless, right?

Logical
10-01-2008, 04:20 PM
"Logical?! Is you an old man or is you an old woman? I forget"

Whomever knows which movie that bastardized quote comes from shall win a prize.What?:D

Logical
10-01-2008, 04:24 PM
You do realize that infractions are 99% meaningless, right?Truthfully no. I don't even know where you find anything about them published. It sounded like that if you got two, you were subject to banning. If I want to be banned I will tell you. (sort of a joke but I think you get my drift). I in the past have always responded well to moderators asking me to modify a behavior in PMs. The infraction based on a Phobia rule that turns out to be the way I remembered it, and not the way in which I was given the infraction was upsetting. I doubt there is a rule for the ChiefsPlanet that I am not aware of, yet I knew nothing of infractions.

See Phobia rule in 2nd paragraph of OP (recent filter has now changed to **** the key part of the rule but if you read the whole OP you will know its meaning.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193042

DaFace
10-01-2008, 04:26 PM
Truthfully no. I don't even know where you find anything about them published. It sounded like that if you got two, you were subject to banning. If I want to be banned I will tell you. (sort of a joke but I think you get my drift). I in the past have always responded well to moderators asking me to modify a behavior in PMs. The infraction based on a Phobia rule that turns out to be the way I remembered it, and not the way in which I was given the infraction was upsetting. I doubt there is a rule for the ChiefsPlanet that I am not aware of, yet I knew nothing of infractions.

No one can see them except yourself (the recipient) and mods. And you only get a two-day temp ban if you get three of them in a 10-day period of time. So you'd have to go on quite the rampage for them to matter.

Logical
10-01-2008, 04:31 PM
No one can see them except yourself (the recipient) and mods. And you only get a two-day temp ban if you get three of them in a 10-day period of time. So you'd have to go on quite the rampage for them to matter.

Hopefully not like this one. Do you see my point about the Phobia rule that was cited as the basis?

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2008, 04:32 PM
You have lost it Jim.

kstater
10-01-2008, 04:33 PM
It's not like anyone doesn't know what **** represents.

DaFace
10-01-2008, 04:33 PM
Hopefully not like this one. Do you see my point about the Phobia rule that was cited as the basis?

Honestly? No. I have no idea why you feel that losing the ability to type the word f*ck has gotten your panties all in a wad. But whatever. You've got your f*cking f*ck back you f*cker.

DaFace
10-01-2008, 04:34 PM
It's not like anyone doesn't know what **** represents.

Pretty much how I feel about it.

Logical
10-01-2008, 04:34 PM
You have lost it Jim.I wonder how you'd feel if they removed your girlie pictures thread? A lot of people hate that, possibly as many as hate the f word when it had the asterik.

kstater
10-01-2008, 04:37 PM
I wonder how you'd feel if they removed your girlie pictures thread? A lot of people hate that, possibly as many as hate the f word when it had the asterik.

Well the difference would be that people would choose to be in that thread. I don't think you can choose when people type ****, but it'd be pretty cool if I could.

BIG_DADDY
10-01-2008, 04:37 PM
I wonder how you'd feel if they removed your girlie pictures thread? A lot of people hate that, possibly as many as hate the f word when it had the asterik.

Those people are irrelevant.

Logical
10-01-2008, 04:39 PM
Honestly? No. I have no idea why you feel that losing the ability to type the word f*ck has gotten your panties all in a wad. But whatever. You've got your f*cking f*ck back you f*cker.

Funny thing is I was going to be happy with the infraction removed and typing F ck forever.

So seriously feel free to reinstate the f*ck filter. All I ask is that I be PM with a simple request and feel free to edit my post if I don't fix it. I always gave people 24 hours to fix something then I would edit it. Well except maybe Clayton but we were trying to keep him banned back then.:D

Simply Red
10-01-2008, 04:40 PM
I stay away from commenting on spiritual items when I think it may offend a believer or a non-believer.

That's just me though...

Logical
10-01-2008, 04:40 PM
Those people are irrelevant.ROFL, I actually get your humor, but I think you may be wrong, this place is changing.

DaFace
10-01-2008, 04:40 PM
Funny thing is I was going to be happy with the infraction removed and typing F ck forever.

So seriously feel free to reinstate the f*ck filter. All I ask is that I be PM with a simple request and feel free to edit my post if I don't fix it. I always gave people 24 hours to fix something then I would edit it. Well except maybe Clayton but we were trying to keep him banned back then.:D

If this thread were a movie...

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o76WQzVJ434&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o76WQzVJ434&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

:p

ElGringo
10-01-2008, 05:00 PM
One thing I don't understand is any penalties for use of the word, when avatars and pictures are allowed to freely flip people off, isn't that just saying **** you?

Logical
10-01-2008, 05:00 PM
By the way I am done,. thanks for participating.

KCHawg
10-01-2008, 06:15 PM
There are other places I post where "cumming shitting asshole whore" is censored.



So does your username show up as **************************?ROFL

KCJohnny
10-01-2008, 10:06 PM
Lenny Bruce and George Carlin appreciate this thread.

Not likely they are enjoying anything where they are.

Count Zarth
10-01-2008, 10:10 PM
Not likely they are enjoying anything where they are.

No one enjoys anything when they're being eaten by weevils and maggots in the dirt you colossal moron.

Iowanian
10-01-2008, 10:11 PM
Did a mod slap logical in the noodle or something?