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luv
10-01-2008, 08:23 PM
....have a threesome with two ugly chicks?


If both were chicks that you would never do by themselves, would the fact that they're together make a difference?

DaKCMan AP
10-01-2008, 08:24 PM
No.

Iowanian
10-01-2008, 08:24 PM
Not if I'm married.


When I was single......Who saw us leave?

luv
10-01-2008, 08:24 PM
No.

Shocker.

Baconeater
10-01-2008, 08:25 PM
If I wouldn't do either of them by themselves I sure as hell wouldn't do them both.

Count Alex's Losses
10-01-2008, 08:26 PM
Depends on how hot their bodies are.

Basileus777
10-01-2008, 08:27 PM
It depends on just how ugly they are.

ChiefaRoo
10-01-2008, 08:27 PM
Depends on how hot their bodies are.

Why would you want to disappoint two girls?

suds79
10-01-2008, 08:29 PM
Remember what your parents taught ya.

Two wrongs don't make a right. :p

Baconeater
10-01-2008, 08:30 PM
It depends on just how ugly they are.
Apparently they are ugly enough that you wouldn't do them one on one.

trndobrd
10-01-2008, 08:30 PM
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

Iowanian
10-01-2008, 08:31 PM
Remember what your parents taught ya.

Two wrongs don't make a right. :p

But in mathematics....2 negatives= a +.

It makes a story for your pals down the road when the event becomes, just a story to tell around the fire over a box of cheap beer.

Simply Red
10-01-2008, 08:34 PM
But in mathematics....2 negatives= a +.

It makes a story for your pals down the road when the event becomes, just a story to tell around the fire over a box of cheap beer.

niner?

Psyko Tek
10-01-2008, 08:40 PM
how drunk am I ?

And who would know the truth?

not the above mentioned story?

Simply Red
10-01-2008, 08:41 PM
no, btw.

mikeyis4dcats.
10-01-2008, 08:41 PM
No,

An ex-gf proposed a 3some once with a girl I found unattractive in looks and repulsive in personality.

DeezNutz
10-01-2008, 08:43 PM
Shocker.

Are you asking for this? Or is this part of the poll question?

Mr. Laz
10-01-2008, 08:44 PM
depends on several things


how ugly are they?
how drunk am i?
how "in shape" are their bodies?
how horny am i?


probably not now, but when i was 18 .... :fire:

burt
10-01-2008, 08:45 PM
Luv, I understand....you're trolling here.......but you are not ugly.........

Buehler445
10-01-2008, 08:46 PM
Ugly is a relative term. Usually it comes with negative connotation. Like if she was reasonable, you would use a different word. But the answer is NO. See buggy's answer for an explanatoin.

However, one smokin hot chick, one that wasn't ugly enough to kill my hard-on may be another story.

Bwana
10-01-2008, 08:47 PM
Not

Coach
10-01-2008, 08:48 PM
Well, anybody's deftinition of "ugly" varies from person to person. I think you'd get a better results on your theory if you were to present photos to the subject(s)

luv
10-01-2008, 08:49 PM
Ugly is a relative term. Usually it comes with negative connotation. Like if she was reasonable, you would use a different word. But the answer is NO. See buggy's answer for an explanatoin.

However, one smokin hot chick, one that wasn't ugly enough to kill my hard-on may be another story.

I actually thought of that as an option, but decided to put the other guy angle in there. In other words, how far would you go to be able to say you had a threesome?

luv
10-01-2008, 08:50 PM
Well, anybody's deftinition of "ugly" varies from person to person. I think you'd get a better results on your theory if you were to present photos to the subject(s)

LMAO

A certain picture is coming to my mind, but I'll see if anyone else thinks of it and posts it in here.

StcChief
10-01-2008, 08:53 PM
NFW.... not even with his d1ck

Simply Red
10-01-2008, 08:54 PM
Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks. ...

Mr. Laz
10-01-2008, 08:55 PM
being in shape means alot when the lights go out


a chick doesn't have to be thin or a certain shape .... just as long as they are decently IN shape.

luv
10-01-2008, 08:56 PM
being in shape means alot when the lights go out


a chick doesn't have to be thin or a certain shape .... just as long as they are decently IN shape.

Youve got two chicks, and you want to turn the lights out?

Mr. Laz
10-01-2008, 08:58 PM
Youve got two chicks, and you want to turn the lights out?

heh ... i meant that more as a euphemism for "sex"

DeezNutz
10-01-2008, 08:59 PM
Youve got two chicks, and you want to turn the lights out?

Perhaps.

Count Alex's Losses
10-01-2008, 08:59 PM
Just turn the lights down real low.

Mr. Laz
10-01-2008, 09:02 PM
even with the lights completely out you can still "feel"


that's why being "firm" can count for alot

RedandGold
10-01-2008, 09:08 PM
Sorry...ugly doesn't improve in volume...

88TG88
10-01-2008, 09:13 PM
Sure, why not.

BigCatDaddy
10-01-2008, 09:16 PM
I would do one ugly one, so why not two?

Baconeater
10-01-2008, 09:20 PM
"When the lights go out everyone looks the same and no one is lonely." -Sam Malone

RibKing67
10-01-2008, 09:51 PM
Yes.....As I have stated before there are 2 standards, clean and not deformed. I am not a prize winning beauty, so why should I expect the ones I am with to be?

Coach
10-01-2008, 10:04 PM
To test the theory, one will post a picture of two subjects to help further your experimentation.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/attachment.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
10-01-2008, 10:04 PM
Dick.

Tiger's Fan
10-01-2008, 10:13 PM
If the first 5 times didn't stop me, another opportunity probably won't.

Sure-Oz
10-01-2008, 10:20 PM
Shocker.

Why the hell would I want to do ugly chicks, hell 2 for that matter, when you can do better?

Sure-Oz
10-01-2008, 10:23 PM
To test the theory, one will post a picture of two subjects to help further your experimentation.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/attachment.jpg

Wow.ROFL

Iowanian
10-01-2008, 10:27 PM
That photo is begging for a moneyshot photoshop.

gochiefs is furiously scouring his peter north collection right now.

DeezNutz
10-01-2008, 10:35 PM
To test the theory, one will post a picture of two subjects to help further your experimentation.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/attachment.jpg

The best part is Mr. Romanhands in the background. No ****ing test for him.

Buehler445
10-01-2008, 10:36 PM
I actually thought of that as an option, but decided to put the other guy angle in there. In other words, how far would you go to be able to say you had a threesome?

No. To get a chance with the hot chick. If the hot chick will **** me either way, bye-bye fugly chick. (If, of course, I were single and looking for a ****).

Buehler445
10-01-2008, 10:37 PM
The best part is Mr. Romanhands in the background. No ****ing test for him.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL I didn't even notice that shit!

HA!

luv
10-01-2008, 10:38 PM
Wow.ROFL

Yeah. The other chick isn't ugly. It was her ass that everyone was raving about in the plunger handle video. I don't this this picture qualitfies as a good example.

Sure-Oz
10-01-2008, 10:40 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL I didn't even notice that shit!

HA!

ROFL nice eye by Deez

T-post Tom
10-01-2008, 10:41 PM
....have a threesome with two ugly chicks?


If both were chicks that you would never do by themselves, would the fact that they're together make a difference?

1. Ugly is so subjective and such an ... 'ugly' word...
2. Methinks 'luv' must be the progeny of Alfred Kinsey.

luv
10-01-2008, 10:44 PM
1. Ugly is so subjective and such an ... 'ugly' word...
2. Methinks 'luv' must be the progeny of Alfred Kinsey.

I'm not doing anything with the results besides satisfying a curiosity. There's been talk of threesomes in a couple of other threads. It just got me to thinking.

Iowanian
10-01-2008, 10:48 PM
satisfying a curiosity. There's been talk of threesomes in a couple of other threads. It just got me to thinking.

....it got me to thinking, what other chic should I bring in to double up on a dude like Gochiefs.

luv
10-01-2008, 10:49 PM
....it got me to thinking, what other chic should I bring in to double up on a dude like Gochiefs.

Really. I thought we had moved on past that insane notion.

boogblaster
10-01-2008, 10:54 PM
Three for me ... Ill wear me bag ...

Iowanian
10-01-2008, 10:56 PM
Really. I thought we had moved on past that insane notion.

Its pretty tough to stop a train speeding down Love Mountain.

Destiny.

Coach
10-01-2008, 10:56 PM
Its pretty tough to stop a train speeding down Love Mountain.

Destiny.

Choo.....chooo.....

Iowanian
10-01-2008, 10:59 PM
Whats that Coooooors light comercial?

"Peoplealloverthe world....join in....on the luv train"
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ppcccaps/parvarish13.jpg

DeezNutz
10-01-2008, 11:00 PM
Whats that Coooooors light comercial?

"Peoplealloverthe world....join in....on the luv train"
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ppcccaps/parvarish13.jpg

:clap:

barry_smilez20
10-01-2008, 11:00 PM
i would

T-post Tom
10-01-2008, 11:01 PM
I'm not doing anything with the results besides satisfying a curiosity. There's been talk of threesomes in a couple of other threads. It just got me to thinking.

That's quite a curiousity. Don't tell me: no need to spoil the mystery.

BTW, never underestimate the power of dim lighting and liquor. Put those two in the mix and your poll numbers look completely different.

Count Alex's Losses
10-01-2008, 11:11 PM
The planet is in heat.

Otter
10-01-2008, 11:17 PM
Not

You're forgetting the magical powers of an out of town motel room and tequila Mr. Bwana.

Specifically, the tequila; it sheds pounds like Jeffery Dahmer with a chainsaw and makes beer goggles look like non prescription reading glasses from Wal Mart.

The only question is does the required amount of tequila consumption negate the ability to perform?

I'd need to see the two girls in question to be sure but I'll go with 'yes' on this one.

RibKing67
10-01-2008, 11:20 PM
To test the theory, one will post a picture of two subjects to help further your experimentation.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/attachment.jpg

Yes ...... clean and not deformed......

barry_smilez20
10-01-2008, 11:22 PM
:eek::eek:Yes ...... clean and not deformed......

:eek::eek: i think i want to retract my statement

Nzoner
10-01-2008, 11:24 PM
Answering the question at this exact point in my life the answer is a definite no because I've been there and done that and although they weren't beautiful they sure as hell weren't ugly.Now,had I never experienced something like I can say my answer would be when do we start.

TinyEvel
10-01-2008, 11:33 PM
Well, depends on what your friend looks like...









:D

TinyEvel
10-01-2008, 11:37 PM
Oh, and NO. It's like having TWICE AS MUCH warm beer, or stale pizza.

Mr. Kotter
10-01-2008, 11:53 PM
....have a threesome with two ugly chicks?


If both were chicks that you would never do by themselves, would the fact that they're together make a difference?

You and Duhnise, plannin' your weekend? :shrug:

Who would see me "leave?"

:hmmm:








*** I know that was mean, but it WAS funny....even if someone else beat me to it; admit it. FWIW, I'd "do" you after some grape Gatorade....if I were single. I'm not though. Sorry. :shrug:

T-post Tom
10-02-2008, 12:02 AM
So 'luv', would you partake of two ugly guys? How about two good looking guys? One of each? Whatever your fancy, it appears that it can be satisfied based on this thread.

MIAdragon
10-02-2008, 12:08 AM
nope.

Jewish Rabbi
10-02-2008, 12:27 AM
BK deleted his picture...

For the record...

Buck
10-02-2008, 01:14 AM
BK deleted his picture...

For the record...

So what, neither of them are ugly.

Jewish Rabbi
10-02-2008, 01:36 AM
So what, neither of them are ugly.

Suit yourself

crazycoffey
10-02-2008, 08:10 AM
Remember what your parents taught ya.

Two wrongs don't make a right. :p

Wait, in Algebra two negatives makes a positive.
So which one is right? Algebra or my parents?
Actually, my parents never taught me this....

crazycoffey
10-02-2008, 08:13 AM
But in mathematics....2 negatives= a +.

It makes a story for your pals down the road when the event becomes, just a story to tell around the fire over a box of cheap beer.

Damn YOU!!!

Goapics1
10-02-2008, 10:30 AM
....have a threesome with two ugly chicks?



Do they smell?

burt
10-02-2008, 10:43 AM
The best part is Mr. Romanhands in the background. No ****ing test for him.

I assure you....Mr. Romanhands was quite happy at the time!;)

Like my big watch?

Fire Me Boy!
10-02-2008, 11:03 AM
It's all math.

I've always thought that depending on the chicks it either doubles or halves their "do-ability".

If for instance you have a 6 and a 7... put them together and you have a 13, HELL YEAH!

If, however, you have a 2 and 3 in a threesome... you have a -1. That's bad voodoo.

Pretty much, it's an over/under on 5.

No idea how this figures if you have, say, a 3 and 7. Maybe do it and pay more attention to the 7. :shrug:

Demonpenz
10-02-2008, 11:03 AM
Oh, and NO. It's like having TWICE AS MUCH warm beer, or stale pizza.


Your right. one pizza should get you off if your ****ing it right

Donger
10-02-2008, 11:07 AM
No and no.

Ari Chi3fs
10-02-2008, 11:07 AM
they would have to have RIDICULOUSLY hot bodies. If ugly and overweight... meh.

Dicky McElephant
10-02-2008, 11:09 AM
When you say ugly do you mean they're a 2? a 4? a 5?

If I can add up both and they're over a 7....I'll do it. Anything under a 7 and I'm out.

Iowanian
10-02-2008, 11:09 AM
Whatever you clowns say.

most of you would probably PAY to be in the same room with Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'donnell going at it.

Sure-Oz
10-02-2008, 11:12 AM
When you say ugly do you mean they're a 2? a 4? a 5?

If I can add up both and they're over a 7....I'll do it. Anything under a 7 and I'm out.

LOL, thats bad

Sure-Oz
10-02-2008, 11:12 AM
they would have to have RIDICULOUSLY hot bodies. If ugly and overweight... HELL NO.

FYP

Iowanian
10-02-2008, 11:14 AM
Ari says he wouldn't, but you KNOW he'd bring a box of jelly doughnuts for them.

Redrum_69
10-02-2008, 11:15 AM
why would you make threads like this..

i voted yes.

burt
10-02-2008, 11:21 AM
why would you make threads like this..

i voted yes.

have you watched the Chiefs this season? Other than the last game, this thread is MUCH more entertaining. Besides it is a response to BK's million dollar thread.

Redrum_69
10-02-2008, 11:22 AM
have you watched the Chiefs this season? Other than the last game, this thread is MUCH more entertaining. Besides it is a rejoiner to BK's million dollar thread.

oh well, in that case...

Simply Red
10-02-2008, 11:27 AM
The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though God knows what the **** that means, are ugly chicks.

Brock
10-02-2008, 11:29 AM
shudder

Iowanian
10-02-2008, 11:30 AM
When I was young and single, I'd have done it....and I'd have stood on top of them and let out a neighborhood awakening Tarzan roar.

Today, I might stab a cardboard sword in between their afterglowing body rolls and done a Viking Quest "VICTOREEEEEEEEE!!!"


If someone did enough searching....you might find I've posted something relevant to this thread before.


The kinda girls that would double up on most of the guys here would definitely shop at Lane Giant, of maybe one of those heroin-skank shops at the mall.

Rooster
10-02-2008, 11:33 AM
Whatever you clowns say.

most of you would probably PAY to be in the same room with Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'donnell going at it.

ROFLROFL That is a mental picture I didn't want.

burt
10-02-2008, 11:33 AM
When I was young and single, I'd have done it....and I'd have stood on top of them and let out a neighborhood awakening Tarzan roar.

Today, I might stab a cardboard sword in between their afterglowing body rolls and done a Viking Quest "VICTOREEEEEEEEE!!!"


If someone did enough searching....you might find I've posted something relevant to this thread before.


The kinda girls that would double up on most of the guys here would definitely shop at Lane Giant, of maybe one of those heroin-skank shops at the mall.

you sow pearls of wisdom where ever you tread!

burt
10-02-2008, 11:34 AM
ROFLROFL That is a mental picture I didn't want.

yeah.....I kinda threw up in my mouth, just a little......

Iowanian
10-02-2008, 11:37 AM
ROFLROFL That is a mental picture I didn't want.

Oh...Rooster, you KNOW that Whoopie's arse in the air while she was down on McFatty, with roids all bubbled up on her brownstar like a bowl of blueberries would make you dive in and motor boat that rusty starfish.


I'll bet you'd Crow while you did it.

CCOOOOOOOObbbbbbBBBBBBBCK bbbbbAAAAbbbBBBBBbbbbB DDOObbbbbbBBBBBBBBbbbDLE BBBbbbbbbbbbbbDOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBB!

Rooster
10-02-2008, 11:40 AM
Oh...Rooster, you KNOW that Whoopie's arse in the air while she was down on McFatty, with roids all bubbled up on her brownstar like a bowl of blueberries would make you dive in and motor boat that rusty starfish.


I'll bet you'd Crow while you did it.

CCOOOOOOOObbbbbbBBBBBBBbCK bbbbbAAAAbbbBBBBBbbbbB DDOObbbbbbBBBBBBBBbbbDLE BBBbbbbbbbbbbbDOOOOOOOOOOObbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBB!

Fine you caught me. Guilty as charged. The smell alone would be intoxicating.

Fire Me Boy!
10-02-2008, 11:44 AM
When you say ugly do you mean they're a 2? a 4? a 5?

If I can add up both and they're over a 7....I'll do it. Anything under a 7 and I'm out.

So... a 1 and 6?

burt
10-02-2008, 11:52 AM
Oh...Rooster, you KNOW that Whoopie's arse in the air while she was down on McFatty, with roids all bubbled up on her brownstar like a bowl of blueberries would make you dive in and motor boat that rusty starfish.


I'll bet you'd Crow while you did it.

CCOOOOOOOObbbbbbBBBBBBBCK bbbbbAAAAbbbBBBBBbbbbB DDOObbbbbbBBBBBBBBbbbDLE BBBbbbbbbbbbbbDOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBB!

um.....eeeeeewwwwww

Okay, so you MOSTLY sow pearls of wisdom............

Coach
10-02-2008, 12:03 PM
Whatever you clowns say.

most of you would probably PAY to be in the same room with Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'donnell going at it.

I know for sure that I wouldn't touch it.

Dicky McElephant
10-02-2008, 12:06 PM
So... a 1 and 6?

A 1 and a 6? I guess I could just try and ignore the 1...while I go at the 6. Either that or I'll make her go get drinks.

Iowanian
10-02-2008, 12:07 PM
A 1 and a 6? I guess I could just try and ignore the 1...while I go at the 6. Either that or I'll make her go get drinks.


Duh. This is a simple solution. You stack them up like a Smore, with the 6 on top.

Dicky McElephant
10-02-2008, 12:08 PM
Duh. This is a simple solution. You stack them up like a Smore, with the 6 on top.

What defines a 1? lol I mean does she have facial deformities?

Goapics1
10-02-2008, 12:10 PM
What defines a 1? lol I mean does she have facial deformities?

Yes, and she also gives new meaning to "stinky finger".

broncobilly
10-02-2008, 12:25 PM
the 'noo' option would be much more appealing to me, just so long as the other dude stayed to one of the girl's orifi and left mine alone.

Dicky McElephant
10-02-2008, 12:27 PM
Yes, and she also gives new meaning to "stinky finger".

I'd rather take a 4 and a 3 then a 1 and a 6.

blueballs
10-02-2008, 12:29 PM
no one really knows what one will do
at any given time and place depending on the level of intoxicants
and the amount of steam rising from procured mounds

luv
10-02-2008, 12:41 PM
Yes, and she also gives new meaning to "stinky finger".

Are you saying ugly girls have poor hygeine, or is that just what you consider ugly?

Goapics1
10-02-2008, 12:45 PM
Are you saying ugly girls have poor hygeine, or is that just what you consider ugly?

Yes.

Fire Me Boy!
10-02-2008, 12:48 PM
Are you saying ugly girls have poor hygeine, or is that just what you consider ugly?

I took it as he was saying the specific 1 in question was not only physically deformed, but also stinky.

And poor hygiene (on a 2 or 8) takes attractiveness down... significantly.

Goapics1
10-02-2008, 12:49 PM
I took it as he was saying the specific 1 in question was not only physically deformed, but also stinky.

And poor hygiene (on a 2 or 8) takes attractiveness down... significantly.

Thank you. Rep!

Dicky McElephant
10-02-2008, 01:14 PM
This question is impossible to answer unless the "ugliness" in question is defined.

DaKCMan's version of ugly could be a 6 or a 7 on my list but they could be a 8 or a 9 on someone else's list.

luv
10-02-2008, 01:24 PM
I took it as he was saying the specific 1 in question was not only physically deformed, but also stinky.

And poor hygiene (on a 2 or 8) takes attractiveness down... significantly.

He had also asked if they stank (in regards to the OP). Does this mean he would do it if they were ugly, as long as they didn't stink?

Goapics1
10-02-2008, 01:28 PM
He had also asked if they stank (in regards to the OP). Does this mean he would do it if they were ugly, as long as they didn't stink?

Yes, you are correct.

Sure-Oz
10-02-2008, 01:43 PM
Ugly chicks are NOOO NOOO

Respect your penis

ElGringo
10-02-2008, 01:51 PM
I would, but would depend on the amount of ugly. I mean, 2 at once lowers the bar, but it doesn't make the bar disappear. I have seen some women that I wouldn't do 2 at once, but very few.

Iowanian
10-02-2008, 01:54 PM
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ChiefsOne
10-02-2008, 02:37 PM
Do they have nice bodies and a couple of bags (paper sacks)?