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Direckshun
10-01-2008, 11:39 PM
I was thinking about being a stockholder.

Basically I'd be wearing a suit (cheap-ass suit, but still), and carry a window around with me all night. Anytime somebody asks me what I am, I stick a leg through the window and threaten to jump.

Any other topical ideas?

BWillie
10-01-2008, 11:54 PM
No offense, but that is a horrible idea. Just color your hair grey, wear a robe, and bring 2 scantily clothed bitches with you. You can't go wrong with the Hef.

Rain Man
10-02-2008, 12:00 AM
Wear a leotard and go as a 12 year-old Chinese gymnast.

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
10-02-2008, 12:02 AM
Go as your avatar

Count Zarth
10-02-2008, 12:12 AM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1364/973848916_470ad4ab85.jpg?v=0

Mr. Flopnuts
10-02-2008, 12:16 AM
Wear a leotard and go as a 12 year-old Chinese gymnast.

LMAO Golden.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-02-2008, 12:17 AM
When I was a teenager I stopped dressing up at 14, but kept trick or treating until I was 16. Those last 2 years people would ask me where my costume was and I'd tell them I was a fat kid. Most of the time it got me extra candy. Sometimes it got me a stern look and some carrots. Those ****ers paid though. Believe that.

Rain Man
10-02-2008, 12:31 AM
Dress up as an Irish black guy and go as Barack O'Bama.

ChiefJustice
10-02-2008, 01:00 AM
Dress up as an Irish black guy and go as Barack O'Bama.

That or the lead singer from Thin Lizzie

Jewish Rabbi
10-02-2008, 01:03 AM
Dress up as a virgin and go as Clayton

SBK
10-02-2008, 01:40 AM
Grab a mop, take the handle off and use the mop as your wig. Call yourself Joe Biden.

tooge
10-02-2008, 07:34 AM
put a brown trash bag on you and superglue peanuts and corn to it. You are then a piece of crap

TrebMaxx
10-02-2008, 07:48 AM
At first read I saw "tropical" Halloween costume. Book em' Dano!