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Goapics1
10-02-2008, 01:12 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26991580/?GT1=43001



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After losing 500 pound, man getting married
Once 1,230 pounds, Uribe was declared the world's heaviest man
The Associated Press
updated 11:29 a.m. ET, Thurs., Oct. 2, 2008
MONTERREY, Mexico - Once declared the world's most obese man, Manuel Uribe is getting hitched.

The Mexican native says he will wed longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis on Oct. 26 in Monterrey. The two will be married in a civil ceremony at a location still to be decided.

Uribe is unable to walk, and leaving his house means being towed through the streets on his specially made bed.

This year the Guinness Book of World Records declared Uribe, who tipped the scales at 1,230 pounds in 2006, the world's heaviest man.

The 43-year-old has shed about 550 pounds since with the help of Solis and it's not clear if he remains the world's heaviest man. The two met four years ago.

Uribe said Wednesday he will have a bite of wedding cake for photos, but won't eat any more because his diet prohibits it.



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Jewish Rabbi
10-02-2008, 01:15 PM
How does that tub of lard get more action than GoChiefs?

Seriously

Goapics1
10-02-2008, 01:16 PM
How does that tub of lard get more action than GoChiefs?

Seriously

Fat Guy prolly does not waste his time trying to pick up chicks on the intraweb as does Goaste...........................

Duck Dog
10-02-2008, 01:20 PM
I saw this guy on some medical Hi Def cable channel. The funny part was when she powdered his balls. That took some work.

Goapics1
10-02-2008, 01:21 PM
The funny part was when she powdered his balls. That took some work.

Is that what the kids use nowadays instead of "rubbing one off"?

bishop_74
10-02-2008, 01:25 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/138318...the_zone_diet/

His Diet Before He Tried to Lose Weight

Breakfast

20 eggs, beans, 9 tortillas stuffed with cheese and meat, two bowls of taco salad, and 3 bowls of beans fried in lard

Lunch

Half a chicken, 4 meat and cheese tortillas, salad, fizzy drinks, pasta, bread. 10 tacos with meat fried in lard

Dinner

A steak,cheese,and a bottle of water, and 9 bowls of beans re fried in lard

Diet Now

Manuel Uribe follows the Zone diet, which has helped him lose more than 400 lbs. in two years.

Breakfast

Six eggs without the yolk fried in extra virgin olive oil, onion and tomato, one apple, one grapefruit.

Lunch

Grilled Chicken, grapefruit, apple, sugar-free lemonade, salad, sugar-free jelly, water.

Dinner

Peppers stuffed with mince, one apple, grapefruit, salad and water.

Snacks

1 1/2 bars of diet chocolate, water.

Phobia
10-02-2008, 01:26 PM
If he were a follower of the prophet Joseph Smith, I'd wonder if he didn't already have 3 or 4 wives hidden on his person.

Frazod
10-02-2008, 01:32 PM
Damn, that guy's lost more than double my body weight AND STILL weighs over 700 pounds.

That's just mind boggling.

Frosty
10-02-2008, 01:52 PM
Seriously, if the guy can't get out of bed, why was he eating that much?

Enable much? :shake:

JimNasium
10-02-2008, 01:57 PM
Seriously, if the guy can't get out of bed, why was he eating that much?

Enable much? :shake:

That's what I can't understand. At some point I would finally just tell the lard ass to get out of bed and fix his own meal....and go to the grocery store himself.....and I'm assuming that someone had to bring the toilet to him.:Lin:

wilas101
10-02-2008, 02:00 PM
dude woulda been skinny a long time ago around my house. There's never that much food there and getting someone do to anything for you is next to impossible.

deliver food all day long? forget it.

Hog Farmer
10-02-2008, 02:02 PM
I'll bet he was eating his Boogers while nobody was watching.

Braincase
10-02-2008, 02:06 PM
Just goes to show you, all you need is a motorcycle.

Sure-Oz
10-02-2008, 02:07 PM
You know this dude will get all the chicks when he is average to thin weight and divorce her, cause he has to have major game to get a chick weighing over a 1000 lbs.

JuicesFlowing
10-02-2008, 02:09 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/138318...the_zone_diet/

His Diet Before He Tried to Lose Weight

Breakfast

20 eggs, beans, 9 tortillas stuffed with cheese and meat, two bowls of taco salad, and 3 bowls of beans fried in lard

Lunch

Half a chicken, 4 meat and cheese tortillas, salad, fizzy drinks, pasta, bread. 10 tacos with meat fried in lard

Dinner

A steak,cheese,and a bottle of water, and 9 bowls of beans re fried in lard

Diet Now

Manuel Uribe follows the Zone diet, which has helped him lose more than 400 lbs. in two years.

Breakfast

Six eggs without the yolk fried in extra virgin olive oil, onion and tomato, one apple, one grapefruit.

Lunch

Grilled Chicken, grapefruit, apple, sugar-free lemonade, salad, sugar-free jelly, water.

Dinner

Peppers stuffed with mince, one apple, grapefruit, salad and water.

Snacks

1 1/2 bars of diet chocolate, water.

Or in other words: The Michael Phelps Diet.

Duck Dog
10-02-2008, 02:22 PM
I saw this guy on some medical Hi Def cable channel. The funny part was when she powdered his balls. That took some work.


If I remember correctly, he was on channels 130 and 131

DJJasonp
10-02-2008, 02:25 PM
leaving his house means being towed through the streets on his specially made bed.

Nothing says "I've made it!!!!" more than being towed through the streets of your hometown....in a freakin' bed!

Bowser
10-02-2008, 02:26 PM
In two more years of that zone diet, he should actually be able to find his dick and consumate the marriage!

Thig Lyfe
10-02-2008, 02:30 PM
There's hope for any of us.

Pestilence
10-02-2008, 02:33 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/138318...the_zone_diet/

His Diet Before He Tried to Lose Weight

Breakfast

20 eggs, beans, 9 tortillas stuffed with cheese and meat, two bowls of taco salad, and 3 bowls of beans fried in lard

Lunch

Half a chicken, 4 meat and cheese tortillas, salad, fizzy drinks, pasta, bread. 10 tacos with meat fried in lard

Dinner

A steak,cheese,and a bottle of water, and 9 bowls of beans re fried in lard

Diet Now

Manuel Uribe follows the Zone diet, which has helped him lose more than 400 lbs. in two years.

Breakfast

Six eggs without the yolk fried in extra virgin olive oil, onion and tomato, one apple, one grapefruit.

Lunch

Grilled Chicken, grapefruit, apple, sugar-free lemonade, salad, sugar-free jelly, water.

Dinner

Peppers stuffed with mince, one apple, grapefruit, salad and water.

Snacks

1 1/2 bars of diet chocolate, water.

I like how in his before diet....he had water for dinner. ROFL

Frazod
10-02-2008, 02:38 PM
He must have been a joy to be around after eating NINE BOWLS OF REFRIED BEANS for dinner.

Good God

:fart: X INFINITY

JuicesFlowing
10-02-2008, 02:42 PM
What happens to all of that extra flabby skin after he loses the weight?

Phobia
10-02-2008, 02:53 PM
What happens to all of that extra flabby skin after he loses the weight?
That's the best part of the entire story.

When he reaches 140 lbs, the average weight for a fully grown Mexican male he'll no longer need the wheeled bed for transportation. He simply removes his shirt, steps outside, and sails about town.

kstater
10-02-2008, 02:59 PM
What happens to all of that extra flabby skin after he loses the weight?

Gumb will be happy.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/foxylibrarian/gumb5.jpg

Chief Chief
10-02-2008, 03:17 PM
I'll bet he was eating his Boogers while nobody was watching.

Better known as the Chase Daniel diet.

notorious
10-02-2008, 03:28 PM
He has bigger tits than his wife for ****s sake!

Phobia
10-02-2008, 03:30 PM
He has bigger tits than his wife for ****s sake!

Your grammar disaster is technically correct though.

bishop_74
10-02-2008, 03:30 PM
Or in other words: The Michael Phelps Diet.

Yeah.. the Phelps Diet... minus the swimming for 14 hours a day.

Phobia
10-02-2008, 03:35 PM
Yeah.. the Phelps Diet... minus the swimming for 14 hours a day.

Thank goodness, no. The last time he was allowed in the water, he farted and most the coastline of Alaska was destroyed for 28 months. He's even been forced to change his last name from Valdeze.

notorious
10-02-2008, 03:37 PM
I apologize. I live in an area where Spanish is used a lot more than English. Labor is very cheap, though.

notorious
10-02-2008, 03:38 PM
Thank goodness, no. The last time he was allowed in the water, he farted and most the coastline of Alaska was destroyed for 28 months. He's even been forced to change his last name from Valdeze.


LOL

When he jumped in the water, the water jumped out!

Phobia
10-02-2008, 03:42 PM
I apologize. I live in an area where Spanish is used a lot more than English. Labor is very cheap, though.

Don't apologize, Puta. I thought it was funny.

bishop_74
10-02-2008, 03:44 PM
Thank goodness, no. The last time he was allowed in the water, he farted and most the coastline of Alaska was destroyed for 28 months. He's even been forced to change his last name from Valdeze.

(In the voice of Cleveland) Awwww... now that's just na-isteee.

rtmike
10-02-2008, 04:29 PM
Gotta know, can he play right tackle?

Bowser
10-02-2008, 04:33 PM
Gotta know, can he play right tackle?

And right guard at the same time. Bonus!

Otter
10-02-2008, 04:40 PM
He has bigger tits than his wife for ****s sake!

You could glue some prosthetic nipples just about anywhere on there and have yourself a set of tits.

Deberg_1990
10-02-2008, 04:45 PM
Or in other words: The Michael Phelps Diet.


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Rain Man
10-02-2008, 04:51 PM
Maybe I'll try that diet. If I could lose 400 pounds I could be either invisible or in some other dimension of the universe.

triple
10-02-2008, 05:18 PM
so how does he.... go to the bathroom?

Count Zarth
10-02-2008, 05:31 PM
Now this just will not do. This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!

notorious
10-02-2008, 05:39 PM
You could glue some prosthetic nipples just about anywhere on there and have yourself a set of tits.


Ha Ha, I just pictured that chick off of Total Recall with the three boobs.

Thanks for taking my mind off of "bastardo gordo" for a moment.

Spott
10-02-2008, 07:02 PM
Damn, that's dude's almost fat enough to coach Kansas.

Jewish Rabbi
10-02-2008, 09:04 PM
Ha Ha, I just pictured that chick off of Total Recall with the three boobs.

Thanks for taking my mind off of "bastardo gordo" for a moment.

Just a question...how does someone have a membership here for over three years and only 12 posts?

Anyone wanna bet $1000 Casino Cash that this is Marlboro Chief again?

(Disclaimer: Mods are not allowed to take this bet :D)

Sully
10-02-2008, 09:13 PM
leaving his house means being towed through the streets on his specially made bed.

Nothing says "I've made it!!!!" more than being towed through the streets of your hometown....in a freakin' bed!

I was at the hospital last week, and as I was walking in, there was a van bringing in a man who clearly wasn't mobile because of his weight.

notorious
10-03-2008, 06:51 AM
Just a question...how does someone have a membership here for over three years and only 12 posts?

Anyone wanna bet $1000 Casino Cash that this is Marlboro Chief again?

(Disclaimer: Mods are not allowed to take this bet :D)



Nah, I am just a long time lurker that finally got the balls and/or lost enough intelligence to start posting.

All 12 of my posts are in the last week, BTW. I can feel my life being slowly pulled away.

Thanks a lot Guys! Now the only thing left to do is move into my parents basement and the transformation will be complete!

GoHuge
10-03-2008, 09:10 AM
I was at the hospital last week, and as I was walking in, there was a van bringing in a man who clearly wasn't mobile because of his weight.I just want to know who is helping these fat bastards? They obviosly can't cook this shit themseves. That food bill would be insane. I just can't beleive someone would do that to another human being. They should be strung up by their fingernails.

Count Zarth
10-04-2008, 12:14 AM
WHAT THE FUCK

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/1580/ap080611042906ha4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Sure-Oz
10-04-2008, 12:15 AM
good god

Count Zarth
10-04-2008, 12:15 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02O6bXpabe5ky/610x.jpg

Phobia
10-04-2008, 12:16 AM
I just want to know who is helping these fat bastards? They obviosly can't cook this shit themseves. That food bill would be insane. I just can't beleive someone would do that to another human being. They should be strung up by their fingernails.

Generally it's their mothers. Most the time the whole family battles obesity.

Deberg_1990
10-04-2008, 12:22 AM
WHAT THE f***

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/1580/ap080611042906ha4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Claythan in 10 years??

notorious
10-04-2008, 12:56 AM
"I'm on a diet, so I'll take the fruit bowl, with extra whipped cream, and after that bring the vegetable plate, and please don't forget the gallon of ranch on the side please"