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Swazey
10-02-2008, 11:58 PM
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_52c8035a0e904241be0fcedd988edaaa.jpg

Tribal Warfare
10-02-2008, 11:59 PM
"this is how you make a doody with style children"

Simply Red
10-03-2008, 12:00 AM
YOU CAN HATE ME NOW!

BUT I WON'T STOP NOW!

BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP NOW!

Count Alex's Losses
10-03-2008, 12:01 AM
Which lady wants to see my show?

Simply Red
10-03-2008, 12:01 AM
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_52c8035a0e904241be0fcedd988edaaa.jpg

I'm fut you up Marlboro Chief!

T-post Tom
10-03-2008, 12:03 AM
"It's raining white women!"

Count Alex's Losses
10-03-2008, 12:04 AM
Seriously, that just embarrasses me as a Chiefs fan.

Why can't players be a little more normal?

Simply Red
10-03-2008, 12:06 AM
Seriously, that just embarrasses me as a Chiefs fan.

Why can't players be a little more normal?

what's normal? take ya in back, suck your dick?

TrickyNicky
10-03-2008, 12:08 AM
Is there more than one Chief in the pic?

burt
10-03-2008, 12:09 AM
not even worth the effort to come up with something witty.

Count Alex's Losses
10-03-2008, 12:09 AM
What's normal is not wearing your pants around your balls, and wearing a shirt. I realize Bowe has a hot body, lots of money, and likes to lay pipe to the 99th percentile of women in Kansas City. That's fine. He doesn't have to walk around looking like a hobo to accomplish it. All it does is embarrass the franchise.

TinyEvel
10-03-2008, 12:09 AM
WHo are these guys?

burt
10-03-2008, 12:15 AM
What's normal is not wearing your pants around your balls, and wearing a shirt.........He doesn't have to walk around looking like a hobo to accomplish it. All it does is embarrass the franchise.

Sagging is really cool.....heck the guy that sits 2 rows in front of me sags his shorts. Must be 50 to 60 years old, and probably 350lbs.

I call it bad crack.

Swazey
10-03-2008, 12:38 AM
Is there more than one Chief in the pic?

I don't think so, but there are more pics at the Club Zen myspace. Apparently, LJ's hosts every Sunday night and all of those were taken after the win against Denver. Half the team owned the club that night...
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/16/l_1002004960854a12b584ea89a480cbb4.jpg

Ebolapox
10-03-2008, 12:41 AM
from the left:

(not sure)... the guy in green, I think, is branden albert (not sure), then turk mcbride (methinks), and glen dorsey in the blue polo shirt. lookin' a bit like greg oden. are we sure we didn't draft a 50 year old black defensive tackle?

Count Alex's Losses
10-03-2008, 12:43 AM
How are these dudes in any shape to go out clubbing Sunday night? I thought NFL players couldn't get out of bed Monday morning?

At least Tank, Turk and Dorsey have the good sense to dress appropriately, although Turk looks like a f***ing Jr High student. Who's the guy on the far left?

Count Alex's Losses
10-03-2008, 12:49 AM
God, Larry has some queer outfits.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5627/lea594dc23cd33e470c21eaaf8.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Tribal Warfare
10-03-2008, 12:50 AM
How are these dudes in any shape to go out clubbing Sunday night? I thought NFL players couldn't get out of bed Monday morning?

At least Tank, Turk and Dorsey have the good sense to dress appropriately, although Turk looks like a f***ing Jr High student. Who's the guy on the far left?

Demarrio Williams I believe

Count Alex's Losses
10-03-2008, 12:50 AM
God, Larry looks trashed.

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2591/l9a9deb164ea0bf81090a84en8.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

BWillie
10-03-2008, 12:56 AM
God, Larry looks trashed.

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/2591/l9a9deb164ea0bf81090a84en8.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Is that in P and L? How'd he get in with a white t? hahha

Count Alex's Losses
10-03-2008, 12:57 AM
"I am going to f*** all three of these bitches tonight!"

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9307/l4aa373b92c3b4a4dad105etw1.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

"Where is John Welbourn I am going to beat him with this bottle."

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2742/l1c680dc2ad754e2bb59707gc0.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

"I'm the only 7th-round pick in this club."

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4619/lc8f68e48a939406b8d6ddahr3.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

"A GUY ON THE INTERNET SAID I WAS A BETTER RUNNING BACK THAN THIS DUDE!" (That's Kolby Smith)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1487/ld2a19a0bfc214d048691e8ut9.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

The National Football League: Helping sinfully ugly, overweight men get laid since 1921.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9138/l86d55469f0f0471bad076evq7.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Count Alex's Losses
10-03-2008, 12:59 AM
D-Bowe is so f*cked up right now.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7905/lb481502c96f841338f4995nv8.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Sure-Oz
10-03-2008, 12:59 AM
Jarrad Page is my facebook friend, yeah....

Turk loves the womens, he bitched about how lonely he was in KC and missed college life

BWillie
10-03-2008, 01:00 AM
WHere are you finding all of these pictures?

Count Alex's Losses
10-03-2008, 01:03 AM
WHere are you finding all of these pictures?

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=286703965

Club Zen myspace.

I bookmarked that shit cus it's a comedy goldmine.

Tribal Warfare
10-03-2008, 01:05 AM
"I am going to f*** all three of these bitches tonight!"

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9307/l4aa373b92c3b4a4dad105etw1.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)



Where the white women at!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tribal Warfare
10-03-2008, 01:09 AM
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/20/l_a14aed85f1a84b4cbcbab788ad30c883.jpg


the guy sitting down " I want hang with LJ, this is bullshit"

BWillie
10-03-2008, 01:18 AM
What is this place...Club Zen? I've never heard of it. It's like a couple blocks from Westport. I haven't been to Westport in about 9 months for fear of getting shot. My friends wife's friend just got gunned down walking to her car for gas money a few weeks ago.

Count Alex's Losses
10-03-2008, 01:20 AM
I think the only things that could make this thread better would be:

1. Herm blitzed at a club.
2. Huard blitzed at a club.
3. Carl blitzed at a club.
4. Clark blitzed at a club.

I'm sure Herm never gets blitzed though, I'm guessing Huard gets blitzed at home, and Carl only gets blitzed on the plaza with a steak in front of him. Clark probably has a club in his HOUSE.

Swazey
10-03-2008, 01:28 AM
I bookmarked that shit cus it's a comedy goldmine.

I guess I didn't search enough for more pics... nice.

Club Zen was formerly known as the Grand Emporium on Main St.

Reaper16
10-03-2008, 02:00 AM
These pics have made me love this team even more. Gold. Mine.

JuicesFlowing
10-03-2008, 02:04 AM
LJ is doing his best Fresh Prince of Bel Aire impersonation. Nice bright clothes.

blueballs
10-03-2008, 03:52 AM
let 'em be
if they ain't bothering no one
it's no ones damn business

ChiefJustice
10-03-2008, 04:20 AM
I guess I didn't search enough for more pics... nice.

Club Zen was formerly known as the Grand Emporium on Main St.


Man,I had some good times at the Grand Emporium.

Is that pizza shop next door still open?

ziggysocki
10-03-2008, 05:22 AM
Thigpen must have taken all the hot chicks back to his car by the time the pictures were taken. I'm a Keystone Light kinda guy, can anyone tell me whats in that strange looking bottle LJ is carrying?

KCUnited
10-03-2008, 06:48 AM
Man,I had some good times at the Grand Emporium.

Is that pizza shop next door still open?

Last time I was at Antonio's next door the pizza was terrible, a little less than a year ago. I used to live down the street and ate there often, not the best pizza, but definitely not the worst. It went downhill about the time the Grand Emporium closed, too bad.

HypnotizedMonkey
10-03-2008, 07:53 AM
"While the party rages... the man in the back is SO high, he's rolling an imaginary blunt."

Lonewolf Ed
10-03-2008, 08:35 AM
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_52c8035a0e904241be0fcedd988edaaa.jpg

GUY WITH ARMS UP IN THE AIR: Nooooo! Don't turn away from me! I can love you like no woman ever could!

Lonewolf Ed
10-03-2008, 08:39 AM
Thigpen must have taken all the hot chicks back to his car by the time the pictures were taken. I'm a Keystone Light kinda guy, can anyone tell me whats in that strange looking bottle LJ is carrying?

By the shape, I'd say it is Patron tequila. I doubt LJ goes for the cheap stuff, so it's probably Patron Platinum. If not, then it is Patron Silver.

Fish
10-03-2008, 08:47 AM
I don't think so, but there are more pics at the Club Zen myspace. Apparently, LJ's hosts every Sunday night and all of those were taken after the win against Denver. Half the team owned the club that night...
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/16/l_1002004960854a12b584ea89a480cbb4.jpg

Check out Tank's "tank" necklace......

InChiefsHell
10-03-2008, 09:15 AM
Is the guy on the far left Pollard?

ziggysocki
10-03-2008, 09:44 AM
"While the party rages... the man in the back is SO high, he's rolling an imaginary blunt."

www dot ckt dot net/zach/blunt.jpg

It wont let me post links cause Im a newb.... someone post it for me...PLEASE!

Chiefnj2
10-03-2008, 09:45 AM
And people wonder why athletes get robbed at gunpoint. Look at the jewelry on Tank and Bowe.

Reaper16
10-03-2008, 10:07 AM
Check out Tank's "tank" necklace......
It's glorious.

Mr. Plow
10-03-2008, 10:08 AM
They should be forced to wear their jerseys wherever they go so that I know who they are.

jidar
10-03-2008, 10:12 AM
lol
http://www.ckt.net/zach/blunt.jpg

Fish
10-03-2008, 10:24 AM
If I were a gay man, I'd just simply adore Bowe's multi-colored belt.... Faaabulous....

Reaper16
10-03-2008, 10:35 AM
They should be forced to wear their jerseys wherever they go so that I know who they are.
And rob me of the experience of seeing Turk McBride in a vintage, early 90's, Fresh Prince of Bel Air-inspired, Ralph Lauren Polo ensemble?

KCChiefsMan
10-03-2008, 10:39 AM
hopefully they all got cab/limo rides home

TrickyNicky
10-03-2008, 10:45 AM
Is Lime and Pastel green gang neutral or something? There has to be a logical reason...

Mr. Plow
10-03-2008, 10:48 AM
And rob me of the experience of seeing Turk McBride in a vintage, early 90's, Fresh Prince of Bel Air-inspired, Ralph Lauren Polo ensemble?

Fine. Just stitch their names & numbers on the back of all their clothes.

allen_kcCard
10-03-2008, 10:49 AM
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/16/l_1002004960854a12b584ea89a480cbb4.jpg

Tank: And this is a puppy dog shadow puppet, see, it can bark. Bark bark, bark bark, bark bark bark bark bark!

I'm not so good at making him have ears.

TrickyNicky
10-03-2008, 10:51 AM
Tank: And this is a puppy dog shadow puppet, see, it can bark. Bark bark, bark bark, bark bark bark bark bark!

I'm not so good at making him have ears.

It's supposed to be a pitbull, so it wouldn't have ears anyways.

Reaper16
10-03-2008, 10:51 AM
Is Lime and Pastel green gang neutral or something? There has to be a logical reason...
Nah, it's just fucking awesome. I wear lime green all the damn time, yos.

ziggysocki
10-03-2008, 10:59 AM
Tank: And this is a puppy dog shadow puppet, see, it can bark. Bark bark, bark bark, bark bark bark bark bark!

I'm not so good at making him have ears.

Shadow Puppet? I thought that was what happened when your elbow gets dislocated.

blueballs
10-03-2008, 11:12 AM
and KCs new QB to your far left
Vince Young
I'd rather have kerry collings

Fish
10-03-2008, 11:21 AM
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/9/l_52c8035a0e904241be0fcedd988edaaa.jpg

What's with the dude in the bottom right? Is he some kinda night club vampire?

Count Alex's Losses
10-07-2008, 11:52 AM
Bump.

Micjones
10-07-2008, 11:55 AM
What kind of normal person trolls the Internet for photos of what NFL players do on their own free time?

You guys slay me.

DMAC
10-07-2008, 12:20 PM
It's official, COLQUITT FOR MVP

InChiefsHell
10-07-2008, 01:38 PM
What kind of normal person trolls the Internet for photos of what NFL players do on their own free time?

You guys slay me.

I'm guessing the type of person that the players put them out there for...:shrug:

Micjones
10-07-2008, 02:04 PM
I'm guessing the type of person that the players put them out there for...:shrug:

I'm guessing the players themselves didn't post these pictures and if they had I'm certain it was so a bunch of disaffected middle-aged guys could ostracize them.

Long Duk Dong
10-07-2008, 02:05 PM
Is that one d00d praying to heaven? If so, what for?

Buck
10-07-2008, 02:08 PM
If that first guy is Dwayne Bowe, my caption is

"D Beezy off the heezy fo sheezy"

If not, then I fail

thurman merman
10-07-2008, 09:39 PM
seriously, what's the deal with turk's hat? none of the other clothes bother me. they are all fairly normal for young black men. but turk's hat is just ridiculous.

Braincase
10-07-2008, 09:47 PM
Meawhile, back at Condeleeza Rice's Georgetown residence...

sedated
10-07-2008, 09:48 PM
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/16/l_1002004960854a12b584ea89a480cbb4.jpg

seriously, who the f3ck is the guy to the far left?

KCUnited
10-07-2008, 09:53 PM
Chiefs Passion Party '08

rtmike
10-07-2008, 10:21 PM
Chick in the middle is smokin'.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/29/l_4aa373b92c3b4a4dad105efa711f6008.jpg

TrickyNicky
10-07-2008, 10:27 PM
seriously, who the f3ck is the guy to the far left?
Demorrio Williams

stlchiefs
10-07-2008, 10:39 PM
Chick in the middle is smokin'.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/29/l_4aa373b92c3b4a4dad105efa711f6008.jpg

Another image of LJ out with the ladies. Nice threads. http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAyNzA4ODc1OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMDkyNTM3._V1._SX485_SY314_.jpg

PRIEST
10-07-2008, 10:41 PM
D-Bowe is so f*cked up right now.

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7905/lb481502c96f841338f4995nv8.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)



Damn ROFL

aturnis
10-07-2008, 10:54 PM
Shadow Puppet? I thought that was what happened when your elbow gets dislocated.

That's Tank Tyler, not Albert.

Boon
10-07-2008, 11:55 PM
Chick in the middle is smokin'.

Go to the website and check out the other broads. There are some pretty damned ugly ones also.

Sure-Oz
10-07-2008, 11:59 PM
seriously, what's the deal with turk's hat? none of the other clothes bother me. they are all fairly normal for young black men. but turk's hat is just ridiculous.

You should facebook him

KCUnited
10-08-2008, 07:35 AM
http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/4028/chiefmotivationcopydy1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

KCUnited
10-08-2008, 07:35 AM
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4554/chiefmotivation2copyjy5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Count Alex's Losses
12-13-2008, 08:43 PM
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4554/chiefmotivation2copyjy5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Total sacks for those 3 since this post: 1

Johnny Vegas
12-13-2008, 09:00 PM
lol
http://www.ckt.net/zach/blunt.jpg

dude is so high he lit the wrong end. lol