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banyon
10-04-2008, 12:27 AM
Woman Wearing Cow Suit Arrested

Last Update: 10/01 11:01 am
http://www.local12.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=777596c7-d339-4feb-81a7-60887c4d95e2&rss=30

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http://www.local12.com/media/news/e/9/9/e992cba2-596c-46ee-b0b4-05c8433b4a22/Original.jpg

A Middletown woman is arrested, after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic... all while wearing a cow suit.

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reportedly urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to North Verity Avenue, where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic. The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer.

Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.

banyon
10-04-2008, 12:28 AM
Note: This was in the Natti.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-04-2008, 12:28 AM
Uncanny...................

Sure-Oz
10-04-2008, 12:29 AM
LMAO

greg63
10-04-2008, 12:43 AM
How proud her parents must be.

Saggysack
10-04-2008, 12:45 AM
Nothing wrong with trying to get your halloween candy early. I see no problem with this.

blueballs
10-04-2008, 03:08 AM
mad cow disease
rears it's ugly head again

TinyEvel
10-04-2008, 04:23 AM
DAMN! Biz Marquee is out of control!!!

TinyEvel
10-04-2008, 04:24 AM
It is much more appealing when in profile.

mikey23545
10-04-2008, 04:53 AM
Did she really need the costume?

She's udderly disgusting already.

Fairplay
10-04-2008, 05:07 AM
She puts the UGH in Ugly.

gblowfish
10-04-2008, 08:47 AM
Check out those tits!

JuicesFlowing
10-04-2008, 08:53 AM
I wish i hadn't seen those pictures.

Skip Towne
10-04-2008, 09:03 AM
I wish i hadn't seen those pictures.

What pictures?

Boon
10-04-2008, 09:04 AM
If she pulled that shit in Dodge City, Excel and/or National Beef would put a stop to it real quick like.

milkman
10-04-2008, 09:05 AM
Did she really need the costume?

She's udderly disgusting already.

Hell, I wondered if it wasn't actually a cow wearing a mask.

JuicesFlowing
10-04-2008, 09:16 AM
What pictures?

The pictures of the cow, wearing the cow suit at the top of this thread.

banyon
10-04-2008, 09:22 AM
If she pulled that shit in Dodge City, Excel and/or National Beef would put a stop to it real quick like.

ROFL

notorious
10-04-2008, 09:23 AM
If she pulled that shit in Dodge City, Excel and/or National Beef would put a stop to it real quick like.


Dodge has enough problems already. Put that thing in Dodge and it would officially become a third world country.

Just imagine the next time you dig into a big, greasy cheeseburger THAT could be staring back at you.