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FAX
10-04-2008, 09:19 AM
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Howdy Planeteers!! This is FAX.

In light of the looming elections for ChiefsPlanet President, I have decided to form a coalition of the willing (or at the very minimum, a glom of the somewhat dull-witted and complacent). If successful, this group of thoughtful, intelligent, and sexually active Planeteers will represent a key voting block which may well sway the upcoming election.

The goal of the FAX Faction is to ensure that certain requirements for ChiefsPlanet President are met and, as you well know, there is power in numbers. Therefore, I humbly suggest the following:

1. If you are interested in combining the power of your vote with other like-minded Planeteers in order that the next ChiefsPlanet President is not a tool or something, the FAX Faction is for you.

2. You can join this powerful alliance merely by stating your intention to do so on this here thread thing.

3. We will elect a chairposter and vice-chairposter to serve as our public representatives during the primaries and general election. These powerful peeps will also be responsible for mashing the nutsack of the elected ChiefsPlanet President with a pair of shrubbery sissors should they not follow through on any promises made to us.

4. The FAX Faction membership will vote on policies and positions which the various nominees must meet in order to expect our votes. This will be accomplished via a poll thing or something. Whatever.

5. The FAX Faction will accept bribes. All candidates will be encouraged to give us tons of casino cash from their election funds. These monies will go to the chairposter who will distribute the treasury equally among our membership at the conclusion of the election.

Since it's clear that individual votes are practically meaningless in today's political environment, it seems to me that organizations like the FAX Faction are necessary in order that our elected officials are attentive and responsible to the Planet public. I hope you agree and will become part of this important and powerful alliance of like-minded Planeteers.

Yours Truly,

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

CURRENT MEMBERS:

Mr. Skip Towne
Mr. Fairplay
Mr. OnTheWarpath58
Mr. HypnotizedMonkey
Mr. mmaddog
Mr. JimNasium
Mr. smittysbar
Mr. Bwana
Mr. CosmicPal
Ms. chiefs4me
Mr. Bugeater
Mr. kregger
Mr. SEKChiefsFan
Mr. Chiefs=Good (A very special welcome to the N00b (sp?).)
Mr. Big Chief Homer
Mr. BigRedChief
Mr. Scorp
Mr. stumppy
Mr. bowener
Mr. pestilenceaf23
Mr. HemiEd
Mr. Fat Elvis
Mr. D2112
Mr. RedNeckRaider
Mr. Over-Head (A special welcome to our like-minded Raider fans!)
Mr. Reerun_KC
Mr. Fire Me Boy! (perhaps not as like-minded as some, but he has casino cash)
Mr. scott free
Mr. bringbackmarty
Mr. DeezNutz
Mr. Mr Luzcious
Mr. boogblaster

Donations To Date:

Ms. Ultra Peanut's campaign: $500 in cold, hard casino cash.
Mr. joey's campaign: $4000 in cold, hard casino cash.
Mr. triple: $20
Mr. Ari Chi3fs: $2
Mr. Simply Red: $1
Mr. CRONUS's campaign: $5515 in cold, hard casino cash.
Mr. Reerun_KC: $900
Mr. Phobia: $999,999
Mr. Adept Havelock: $10,000

Important Notices:

- We are now $20939 plus and additional $999,999 in the black. (I have no idea how much we have, actually. Mr. Simply Orange had sent us some money, too.)
- Mr. Donger has a condition. Keep your distance.
- The membership drive is now closed. We are an elite group and don't you forget it. T-shirts will be available soon.

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gblowfish
10-04-2008, 09:25 AM
Let me be perfectly clear. I am NOT a crook.

FAX
10-04-2008, 09:28 AM
Let me be perfectly clear. I am NOT a crook.

Would you like to become a charter member of the FAX Faction, Mr. gblowfish? A high-quality poster and season ticket holder like yourself would be very welcome.

At this point, we only have one member (me) and I don't think that will make for a very effective voting block.

You can always quit later.

FAX

Bugeater
10-04-2008, 09:30 AM
Will you be serving donuts?

FAX
10-04-2008, 09:33 AM
Will you be serving donuts?

One of the main tenets of the FAX Faction is that donuts are served at each and every meeting, Mr. Bugeater. All kinds, too ... jelly, cake, glazed, twisty ...

Plus, we always order more than we can eat so every FAX Factioner can take some home with thim. If there's one thing we stand for, it's donuts.

FAX

RJ
10-04-2008, 09:42 AM
I've already agreed to join the Cronus campaign but the truth of the matter is that I'm most interested in what's in it for me.

How does that fit in with the FAX campaign philosophy?

And what kind of donuts do you have?

Skip Towne
10-04-2008, 09:48 AM
We don't need no stinking FAX Faxion.

Skip Towne
10-04-2008, 09:48 AM
Wait..............I changed my mind. I'm in.

HypnotizedMonkey
10-04-2008, 09:49 AM
will you be serving punch and pie?

luv
10-04-2008, 09:50 AM
Is this Faction bipartison? I don't think I'm fully comprehending the meaning of it. Is it a group with common interests forming a group to make sure their needs are met in the election? And, if so, won't you ultimately end up campaigning for one party once the preliminaries are over?

Phobia
10-04-2008, 09:52 AM
I have many words to contribute on this topic but I don't really wish to post them out in an open forum. May I fax you some information?

FAX
10-04-2008, 09:53 AM
I've already agreed to join the Cronus campaign but the truth of the matter is that I'm most interested in what's in it for me.

How does that fit in with the FAX campaign philosophy?

And what kind of donuts do you have?

I, too, have been invited by a campaign to assist in their efforts, Mr. RJ. But, after thinking about it, I realized that real political power isn't in the campaign or the candidate. It's with their elite masters who pull the strings behind the scenes. The FAX Faction is just a bunch of guys and gals who are elite masters.

So, if you want to continue in your efforts to support Mr. CRONUS's campaign, that's certainly up to you and I wish you well. However, if you want to exert true power, enjoy a refreshing donut, and make tons of casino cash by encouraging bribery, payola, and graft, I believe that the FAX Faction represents a better use of your extraordinary talents and skills.

FAX

kstater
10-04-2008, 09:55 AM
I'm truly sorry Mr. Fax, but this is one person's vote that won't be represented via proxy.

FAX
10-04-2008, 09:56 AM
Wait..............I changed my mind. I'm in.

Welcome aboard, Mr. Skip Towne (or should I say elite master?).

We, at the FAX Faction, welcome your participation and look forward to working with you in support of the candidate who best represents the interests of the Planet peeps and who has the best fund raising machinery.

FAX

FAX
10-04-2008, 09:58 AM
will you be serving punch and pie?

Definitely, Mr. HypnotizedMonkey. Tons. In fact, all our pie is homemade and our punch comes in 12 delicious flavors. We have hoagies, too. Big ones.

FAX

Phobia
10-04-2008, 10:00 AM
I'm truly sorry Mr. Fax, but this is one person's vote that won't be represented via proxy.

You don't really have enough cash to be considered a playa anyway.

Fairplay
10-04-2008, 10:01 AM
You know im in.

Like a sheep going to the slaughter. Following every order you have FAX.

No matter how ridiculous or repulsive it may be. Maybe i can pull a watergate and break into their offices to reveal what plans they have for their party.

I didn't choose to join the Cronus faction. I'd be nuts to join them. I have a mind of my own, or whats left of it rather.

Heil FAX!

FAX
10-04-2008, 10:03 AM
Is this Faction bipartison? I don't think I'm fully comprehending the meaning of it. Is it a group with common interests forming a group to make sure their needs are met in the election? And, if so, won't you ultimately end up campaigning for one party once the preliminaries are over?

Completely bipartisan, Ms. luv. The unfortunate fact is that there is little meaningful difference between the parties. Sadly, true change occurs only when our elected officials are fully responsive to the desires of the peeps. That's why the FAX Faction will be successful ... by combining the power of our individual ballots into a single voting block of Planeteers with common interests, we can determine the outcome of the election and see to it that whoever is elected follows through on their promises. Plus, if everything goes according to plan, we'll be literally swimming in casino cash.

FAX

OnTheWarpath58
10-04-2008, 10:04 AM
These powerful peeps will also be responsible for mashing the nutsack of the elected ChiefsPlanet President with a pair of shrubbery sissors should they not follow through on any promises made to us.

This.

I'm in, Mr. FAX.

HypnotizedMonkey
10-04-2008, 10:05 AM
Definitely, Mr. HypnotizedMonkey. Tons. In fact, all our pie is homemade and our punch comes in 12 delicious flavors. We have hoagies, too. Big ones.

FAX

hmm... maybe if there were 11 delicious flavors of punch and one really bad flavor to make the others better? fuck it i'm in! ROFL

FAX
10-04-2008, 10:06 AM
I'm truly sorry Mr. Fax, but this is one person's vote that won't be represented via proxy.

Well, I see your point, Mr. kstater. But the fact is that your vote within the FAX Faction will actually carry more weight. We will agree in advance on the policies and principles we want to see the candidates support and, if they're smart, they'll do whatever is necessary to win our votes. You'll have a public representative promoting your requirements in a candidate, you will likely make a handsome profit, and you'll be an elite master. What could be better?

FAX

FAX
10-04-2008, 10:08 AM
I have many words to contribute on this topic but I don't really wish to post them out in an open forum. May I fax you some information?

The FAX Faction has yet to purchase a fax machine, Mr Phobia. However, your ideas are more than welcome. Please feel free to use the PM device or that other deal that you see when you look at your user stuff.

FAX

FAX
10-04-2008, 10:10 AM
You know im in.

Like a sheep going to the slaughter. Following every order you have FAX.

No matter how ridiculous or repulsive it may be. Maybe i can pull a watergate and break into their offices to reveal what plans they have for their party.

I didn't choose to join the Cronus faction. I'd be nuts to join them. I have a mind of my own, or whats left of it rather.

Heil FAX!

Welcome, Mr. Fairplay. It sounds like you have some good ideas and are discriminative in your politics. I anticipate that you will be come a valued and valuable member of our coalition.

FAX

FAX
10-04-2008, 10:12 AM
This.

I'm in, Mr. FAX.

Welcome, Mr. OnTheWarpath58. I imagine that we're already on the candidates' radar screens. Always remember, there is power in numbers and that it's good to be an elite master.

FAX

SNR
10-04-2008, 10:13 AM
Shit, I should've just joined the FAX faction. I'd be in company where I would be wanted and I wouldn't be out $500 right now.

Oh well. As a candidate, let me state that I will always have the concerns of the FAX faction on my mind, with whatever decision I make. Its members and I are like-minded individuals, and I would likely choose several candidate members for my Cabinet.

Your friend,

SNR

luv
10-04-2008, 10:16 AM
Completely bipartisan, Ms. luv. The unfortunate fact is that there is little meaningful difference between the parties. Sadly, true change occurs only when our elected officials are fully responsive to the desires of the peeps. That's why the FAX Faction will be successful ... by combining the power of our individual ballots into a single voting block of Planeteers with common interests, we can determine the outcome of the election and see to it that whoever is elected follows through on their promises. Plus, if everything goes according to plan, we'll be literally swimming in casino cash.

FAX

So a single person's vote counts for all of the members? Do the members not vote individually?

Mosbonian
10-04-2008, 10:21 AM
Mr FAX:

Will their be favor given to those of us Senior Statesmen who can provide great wisdom and knowledge as to navigating the shark-infested waters they call Political Planet?

Additionally, as a Senior Statesman I could reach into the "bag o' tricks" I have learned over lo these many years and assist in "influencing" decisions made by our elected officials.

I have many qualities to offer the FAX Faction and would appreciate the opportunity to humbly serve.

Also, Sir Fax, might I also suggest that you appeal to our resident scribe, Brother Titus, as I am sure he has plentiful amounts of "information" that would be helpful in planning how we "discuss" matters with our elected officials.

mmaddog
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FAX
10-04-2008, 10:23 AM
So a single person's vote counts for all of the members? Do the members not vote individually?

Oh, we still vote individually, Ms. luv. The advantage of being part of the FAX Faction is that you are part of an organized association of peeps who share common interests (once we decide what those interests actually are). That means that, as a group, we wield more power. Ultimately, that power will manifest itself in specific commitments by the candidates who will want our votes. Plus, if they're smart, they will shovel tons of casino cash our way.

Remember too, that you will have FAX Faction representatives who will fight hard for your beliefs and values throughout the election cycle and who will challenge the candidates to support our policy positions. When peeps join forces, forces follow peeps. On top of that, when the election is over, you will be an elite master.

FAX

Stewie
10-04-2008, 10:23 AM
So, is this like the John Birch Society of ChiefsPlanet?

FAX
10-04-2008, 10:26 AM
Mr FAX:

Will their be favor given to those of us Senior Statesmen who can provide great wisdom and knowledge as to navigating the shark-infested waters they call Political Planet?

Additionally, as a Senior Statesman I could reach into the "bag o' tricks" I have learned over lo these many years and assist in "influencing" decisions made by our elected officials.

I have many qualities to offer the FAX Faction and would appreciate the opportunity to humbly serve.

Also, Sir Fax, might I also suggest that you appeal to our resident scribe, Brother Titus, as I am sure he has plentiful amounts of "information" that would be helpful in planning how we "discuss" matters with our elected officials.

mmaddog
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It sounds as though you've already been through elite master training, Mr. mmaddog. Your talents, wisdom, and experience will, no doubt, prove invaluable as we direct and determine the outcome of this election. That's kinda cool when you think about it.

Anyway, I look forward to working with you and, on behalf of all the FAX Factioners, I humbly thank you for your support and welcome you aboard.

FAX

FAX
10-04-2008, 10:27 AM
So, is this like the John Birch Society of ChiefsPlanet?

I don't know who he is, but we're more like the strong and steady Oak, Mr. Stewie. When we drop our nuts, people listen.

FAX

Mosbonian
10-04-2008, 10:31 AM
It sounds as though you've already been through elite master training, Mr. mmaddog. Your talents, wisdom, and experience will, no doubt, prove invaluable as we direct and determine the outcome of this election. That's kinda cool when you think about it.

Anyway, I look forward to working with you and, on behalf of all the FAX Factioners, I humbly thank you for your support and welcome you aboard.

FAX

The please will be all mine.

mmaddog
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JimNasium
10-04-2008, 10:36 AM
Would you consider supporting a third party, anti-establishment candidate?

luv
10-04-2008, 10:40 AM
Would you consider supporting a third party, anti-establishment candidate?

I was at dad's last night when the news came on. THey were interviewing this funky lookin' guy, and dad said it was you. :p

luv
10-04-2008, 10:42 AM
Oh, we still vote individually, Ms. luv. The advantage of being part of the FAX Faction is that you are part of an organized association of peeps who share common interests (once we decide what those interests actually are). That means that, as a group, we wield more power. Ultimately, that power will manifest itself in specific commitments by the candidates who will want our votes. Plus, if they're smart, they will shovel tons of casino cash our way.

Remember too, that you will have FAX Faction representatives who will fight hard for your beliefs and values throughout the election cycle and who will challenge the candidates to support our policy positions. When peeps join forces, forces follow peeps. On top of that, when the election is over, you will be an elite master.

FAX
Well, let me know once you decide what your interests are.

JimNasium
10-04-2008, 10:45 AM
I was at dad's last night when the news came on. THey were interviewing this funky lookin' guy, and dad said it was you. :p

It was. Oh, and yes, I'm funky looking. Please no links.:shake:

Fairplay
10-04-2008, 10:45 AM
FAX,

For my helpful and corruptive services to further advance the cause to this most esteemed party.

I only ask for an all expense 2 week, all expense paid vacation to your Island of Faxonia. You know, the one where beautiful and bountiful and nymphomatic women outnumber the men at a 5:1 ratio.

Is that too much to ask?

FAX
10-04-2008, 11:08 AM
Would you consider supporting a third party, anti-establishment candidate?

The FAX Faction does not place undue emphasis on party affiliation, Mr. JimNasium. Rather, we support the candidates who will address the issues, enact the policies, and solve the problems that concern our members.

Besides, if you have casino cash, we're always willing to listen.

FAX

gblowfish
10-04-2008, 11:08 AM
If I join, I MUST have tax revenue for the Nascar track I want to build.

FAX
10-04-2008, 11:10 AM
FAX,

For my helpful and corruptive services to further advance the cause to this most esteemed party.

I only ask for an all expense 2 week, all expense paid vacation to your Island of Faxonia. You know, the one where beautiful and bountiful and nymphomatic women outnumber the men at a 5:1 ratio.

Is that too much to ask?

Heck no, Mr. Fairplay. But, I think it might be best to wait until this election is over. There may be politicians to blackmail.

FAX

FAX
10-04-2008, 11:12 AM
Well, let me know once you decide what your interests are.

The FAX Faction is driven by its membership, Ms. luv. As a participant, it is you who decides what issues we support. You can stand on the sidelines and watch or join the process and make tons of casino cash. I think the best course is obvious.

FAX

JimNasium
10-04-2008, 11:12 AM
The FAX Faction does not place undue emphasis on party affiliation, Mr. JimNasium. Rather, we support the candidates who will address the issues, enact the policies, and solve the problems that concern our members.

Besides, if you have casino cash, we're always willing to listen.

FAX

JennyGump has announced her candidacy. I would like to include myself as a part of the FAX faction but understand that I may be rebuffed due to my close ties with her candidacy. I will happily share with the faction the meager financial holdings that we currently have on hand.

FAX
10-04-2008, 11:18 AM
JennyGump has announced her candidacy. I would like to include myself as a part of the FAX faction but understand that I may be rebuffed due to my close ties with her candidacy. I will happily share with the faction the meager financial holdings that we currently have on hand.

Your bravery speaks well of your commitment to a free and prosperous Planet, Mr. JimNasium. We accept your offer of all your casino cash and welcome you to our organization of involved, committed posters.

As soon as we elect our chairposter, we will make arrangements to collect. And, again, your participation is appreciated. A Planeteer of your moral fiber and courage is always welcome.

FAX

JimNasium
10-04-2008, 11:23 AM
Your bravery speaks well of your commitment to a free and prosperous Planet, Mr. JimNasium. We accept your offer of all your casino cash and welcome you to our organization of involved, committed posters.

As soon as we elect our chairposter, we will make arrangements to collect. And, again, your participation is appreciated. A Planeteer of your moral fiber and courage is always welcome.

FAX

I would like to point out that Ms. Gump is running as an anti-establishment candidate in the mold of Teddy Roosevelt. Her platform is relatively simple:


1. Sex.
2. Drugs (or alcohol)
3. Rock and roll. (we prefer blues but recognize the prevailing cultural idiom)
4. More Chiefs victories.
5. Music turned up to 11. It's louder than 10.

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smittysbar
10-04-2008, 11:43 AM
I'm in Fax

FAX
10-04-2008, 12:11 PM
I would like to point out that Ms. Gump is running as an anti-establishment candidate in the mold of Teddy Roosevelt.

That sounds interesting, Mr. JimNasium. However, I think I speak for all FAX Factioners when I say that her chances might be improved if, rather than run in the mold of Teddy Roosevelt, she just ran in a teddy.

FAX

FAX
10-04-2008, 12:14 PM
I'm in Fax

Welcome, Mr. smittysbar. Our organization is immediately improved by virtue of your participation. I look forward to working with you in selecting the most qualified possible candidate or, alternatively, whichever one forks over the most casino cash.

FAX

Ultra Peanut
10-04-2008, 12:34 PM
I do not bow to special interests.

What the FAX Faction is, however, is a group of like-minded citizens doing their best to improve this great Planet.

*bows*

How much would it cost to buy ad space in your opening post?

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JuicesFlowing
10-04-2008, 12:45 PM
I love Mac N Cheese. Is it Kraft though?

FAX
10-04-2008, 12:54 PM
I do not bow to special interests.

What the FAX Faction is, however, is a group of like-minded citizens doing their best to improve this great Planet.

*bows*

How much would it cost to buy ad space in your opening post?

http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr227/PeanutPAC/DemForPeanut.png http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr227/PeanutPAC/UndForPeanut.png http://i486.photobucket.com/albums/rr227/PeanutPAC/RepForPeanut.png

I think about $100 in casino cash should do the trick, Ms. Ultra Peanut. And, good luck with your campaign.

FAX

FAX
10-04-2008, 12:58 PM
I love Mac N Cheese. Is it Kraft though?

No, Mr. JuicesFlowing. It is Mr. Bob Dole's famous recipe. Which, by the way, contains over 5 pounds of various cheeses, cheese products, and about a gallon of cream.

It's only the finest damn macaroni and cheese in the whole, friggin' world. As elite masters, we can serve only the best because a peep can't make good decisions on a gut full of half-assed macaroni and cheese.

FAX

Ultra Peanut
10-04-2008, 01:25 PM
I think about $100 in casino cash should do the trick, Ms. Ultra Peanut. And, good luck with your campaign.

FAXThat's very fair. I'll pay $250 for this to go up top:

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Logical
10-04-2008, 02:59 PM
Which Party are you in Mr. FAX Democrat or Republican.

Never mind I see you are offering your service to the highest bidder. I will keep that in mind.

FAX
10-04-2008, 03:09 PM
Members of the FAX Faction represent every creed, color, and creamed corn recipe Mr. CRONUS. We proudly include in our number Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Libertarians, two Greenies, a Rastafarian, and one guy who believes in eating shoes to avoid alien capture.

As for your somewhat cynical remark regarding the "highest bidder", the FAX Faction believes that money talks and bullshit walks. Physician heal thyself. Besides, you don't become an elite master on a thin budget.

FAX

KurtCobain
10-04-2008, 03:11 PM
and one guy who believes in eating shoes to avoid alien capture.



It just so happens that eating shoes to avoid alien capture is cool. And cool is my whole campaign.

Vote Cool. Joey Cool.

Logical
10-04-2008, 03:22 PM
Members of the FAX Faction represent every creed, color, and creamed corn recipe Mr. CRONUS. We proudly include in our number Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Libertarians, two Greenies, a Rastafarian, and one guy who believes in eating shoes to avoid alien capture.

As for your somewhat cynical remark regarding the "highest bidder", the FAX Faction believes that money talks and bullshit walks. Physician heal thyself. Besides, you don't become an elite master on a thin budget.

FAXWhen the time comes we will buy your faction and like the Borg we will absorb you.

Guru
10-04-2008, 03:25 PM
When the time comes we will buy your faction and like the Borg we will absorb you.

You know nothing about Trek lore. :shake::)

FAX
10-04-2008, 03:33 PM
Hmmm. Well, it looks like somebody is anti-American.

Oh well, once we're all Elite Masters and stuff, it won't matter. Hey, Mr. Guru, how would you like to become part of our cause? We could use someone like you.

FAX

Logical
10-04-2008, 03:38 PM
You know nothing about Trek lore. :shake::)

While I am an amateur by the standards of many, in true Borg fashion we would just absorb FAX Faction if I did not respect Mr FAX and his group. Also the force is strong with them (oops wrong genre).:D

Fairplay
10-04-2008, 04:20 PM
That's very fair. I'll pay $250 for this to go up top:

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That is a cool pic UP.

Over-Head
10-04-2008, 05:38 PM
I need to go to the shed and think this one through:D

Mr. Flopnuts
10-04-2008, 05:49 PM
I need to go to the shed and think this one through:D

You're already committed, and I approve this message.

FAX
10-04-2008, 06:00 PM
I need to go to the shed and think this one through:D

You raise a most excellent point, Mr. Over-Head. The fact is that any poster who has previously joined a campaign is free to resign and become a member of the FAX Faction. Peeps resign from campaigns all the time.

Besides, what if your guy doesn't win? Where will you be then? The FAX Faction is a voting block that can determine the outcome of this election. As a member of the FAX Faction, you are practically guaranteed that your nominee will win. Plus, you stand to make gobs of casino cash. And, on top of that, once our guy or gal is in power, we will be the Elite Masters.

When you weigh all the benefits, the FAX Faction is the best of all possible options. We welcome you, Mr. Over-Head, and value your participation.

While I'm on the subject, let me take this opportunity to invite any N00b (sp?) who wishes to evolve from N00b (sp?) status to full-on Elite Master to join our cause.

FAX

Logical
10-04-2008, 06:04 PM
CRONUS/Simply Red -- Effective smaller government

The first campaign to fill and publicly announce its cabinet for your review.

Go to our BB Thread here (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193333) for review.

FAX
10-04-2008, 06:05 PM
Oh .. by the way, all you members of Mr. CRONUS's cabinet. You peeps can resign, too.

He'll pay big money to get elected after that. And, at the FAX Faction, it's share and share alike.

FAX

Logical
10-04-2008, 06:24 PM
Oh .. by the way, all you members of Mr. CRONUS's cabinet. You peeps can resign, too.

He'll pay big money to get elected after that. And, at the FAX Faction, it's share and share alike.

FAXPossibly so Mr FAX but I thought you were better than Pilfering my Peeps.

All you in FAXs Faction if you join my campaign and we win I will share the entire Rain Man Jackpot. Here you can only hope the graft comes rolling in (fat chance) there all we have to do is beat a worthy adversary like UP.

FAX
10-04-2008, 06:33 PM
Actually, we're having a heck of a time recruiting, Mr. CRONUS. Our coalition is, at the moment, kind of small. That's why we need your guys.

Nevertheless, and although I'm certain you will run an excellent campaign and may will emerge victorious, there's a long way to go and the outcome is, as yet, uncertain. Here, at the FAX Faction, peeps have a much better chance of backing the ultimate winner and getting tons more casino cash because we expect that more than one candidate will be willing to back policies which we approve. Plus, they'll be happy to invest in our alliance. It's a win/win for everybody when you think about it.

FAX

Logical
10-04-2008, 06:57 PM
Actually, we're having a heck of a time recruiting, Mr. CRONUS. Our coalition is, at the moment, kind of small. That's why we need your guys.

Nevertheless, and although I'm certain you will run an excellent campaign and may will emerge victorious, there's a long way to go and the outcome is, as yet, uncertain. Here, at the FAX Faction, peeps have a much better chance of backing the ultimate winner and getting tons more casino cash because we expect that more than one candidate will be willing to back policies which we approve. Plus, they'll be happy to invest in our alliance. It's a win/win for everybody when you think about it.

FAXSorry to hear of your problems Mr FAX. I am sure Miss UP is recruiting like Mad as are we. An effective campaign is an early developing campaign

You realize in the Primaries your Faction could back both UP and the CRONUS/Simply Red ticket. Consider it, please. Then you could collect on the ticket of your choice in the Election!!!

Fairplay
10-04-2008, 07:04 PM
UP is kinda cute. I like her stances. But we will all get together (the FAX Faction) and decide who we will all vote for, as a group.

I believe Fax will assure you on that.

RJ
10-04-2008, 07:04 PM
Hi guys. Just thought I'd stop by to let you know that every Sunday morning over at Cronus campaign headquarters we have a little get to know you breakfast get together. Nothing fancy, just flapjacks with gobs and gobs of sweet butter and thick maple syrup, crispy bacon you can smell a mile away, fresh eggs cooked any way you like them, red eye gravy, hot coffee, pitchers of ice cold milk, and of course cowboy biscuits. So stop on by if you have the time, Cronus and Simply Red just want to tell everyone what they're all about. You don't need to bring anything but your appetite.

Fairplay
10-04-2008, 07:07 PM
If successful, this group of thoughtful, intelligent, and sexually active Planeteers will represent a key voting block which may well sway the upcoming election.

4. The FAX Faction membership will vote on policies and positions which the various nominees must meet in order to expect our votes. This will be accomplished via a poll thing or something. Whatever.


Looks like GoChiefs won't be joining us. lol

Bwana
10-04-2008, 07:23 PM
Sure, what the hell.

CosmicPal
10-04-2008, 07:38 PM
I'll join the Faction!

chiefs4me
10-04-2008, 07:46 PM
I'm in..

FAX
10-04-2008, 07:52 PM
Awesome!!! Now we're talkin'. With peeps like Mr. Bwana and Mr. CosmicPal and Ms. chiefs4me, this is going to be the best voting block of all times. We'll be rich and wind up as Elite Masters for sure.

FAX

Bugeater
10-04-2008, 08:03 PM
I have decided that I am in as well Mr. FAX, but there damn well better be a Krispy Kreme glazed blueberry cake donut waiting for me in the morning.

FAX
10-04-2008, 08:14 PM
That's great news, Mr. Bugeater. I always knew that, deep inside, you harbored a desire to be an elite master. Welcome. And you'll have that donut, don't you worry. It will be there if Mr. Bob Dole has to bake donuts all night long.

With every new member, our coalition becomes a more important, powerful factor in this election. Soon, our sheer numbers will allow us to demand results from the nominees and eventual winner.

I guess this means we have to figure out what we stand for pretty soon.

FAX

Fairplay
10-04-2008, 08:32 PM
I have decided that I am in as well Mr. FAX, but there damn well better be a Krispy Kreme glazed blueberry cake donut waiting for me in the morning.

A tip:

Don't sleep in too much, or they will all be eaten.

kregger
10-04-2008, 08:49 PM
i knew if I was uncommitted for this long, the true opportunity would arise. Mr. FAX, count me among your minions. Oh, and I can't wait to taste that gooseberry pie. I'll bring the best Maui Peaberry coffee I can find.

"Bob" Dobbs
10-04-2008, 09:48 PM
FAX, count me in. Donuts good, and I don't see any worthwhile competing offers for my vote. Want me to go door to door?

Chiefs=Good
10-05-2008, 12:10 AM
If a mere noob is allowed the chance to join... You have my support...

Ultra Peanut
10-05-2008, 12:15 AM
FAX, your inbox is full and you can't receive donations at the moment.

When you're cleared to receive donations, I'll pay $250 for the honor of being associated with your fine organization and posting this at the top of your original post:

http://i33.tinypic.com/2m5nhwi.jpg

Simply Red
10-05-2008, 01:21 AM
FAX has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.

Simply Red
10-05-2008, 01:23 AM
If it's going to be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Rain Man
10-05-2008, 01:36 AM
Ooh, our first special interest group to blackmail the candidates. This gets more realistic at every turn.

Logical
10-05-2008, 01:42 AM
Mr FAX I want to congratulate you in your recent burst of members. We wish you and your faction the best and hope you will vote for us when the Dem primary rolls around.

We would like to add our ad in the bottom of your thread header, we will be happy to pay 500 casino dollars for the rights we will of course modify one of our ads to include FAX Faction supporting CRONUS/Simply Red for the Dem primary.

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/3588/cronusredre4.jpg

Ultra Peanut
10-05-2008, 02:13 AM
I see no reason why we can't co-exist peacefully until the general, Cronus/Red.

I'll match the $500 donation when you're able to receive them.

KcMizzou
10-05-2008, 02:18 AM
If it's going to be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoesSounds like a hell of a party.

Logical
10-05-2008, 03:52 AM
Mr. FAX I would like to offer $500 to have the following Democratic Primary Coalition ad placed prominently in your thread OP, I suggest UPs at the top and ours at the bottom.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=81738&stc=1&d=1223200276

Logical
10-05-2008, 03:53 AM
I see no reason why we can't co-exist peacefully until the general, Cronus/Red.

I'll match the $500 donation when you're able to receive them.I concur, until the general election we are not enemies but kindred spirits fighting the good fight.

smittysbar
10-05-2008, 08:29 AM
Morning all. Eat up

http://www.bakerboy.com/images/Photos/Large/donuts.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
10-05-2008, 08:39 AM
Morning all. Eat up

http://www.bakerboy.com/images/Photos/Large/donuts.jpg

OOOH! OOOH!

Dibs on that custard filled one in the middle-left.

Big Chief Homer
10-05-2008, 09:04 AM
HMMMMMMMMM................DONUTS


ok Mr. Fax Sign Me Up

BigRedChief
10-06-2008, 07:29 AM
FAX is the man for the job.

BRC approves this message.

Thanks for the "donation" Fax.

Skip Towne
10-06-2008, 07:57 AM
So, how many members have we now?

Fairplay
10-06-2008, 08:13 AM
So, how many members have we now?



Fax needs to update the list.

We are a growing force.

"Bob" Dobbs
10-06-2008, 06:54 PM
I believe the problem of why there aren't more faction members lies in something very simple. The name. Needs to be easier to say. Therefore, may I humbly suggest "The FAXtion"?

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2008, 06:58 PM
I believe the problem of why there aren't more faction members lies in something very simple. The name. Needs to be easier to say. Therefore, may I humbly suggest "The FAXtion"?No, because then I would have to make another graphic.

Scorp
10-06-2008, 07:00 PM
I am with Fax and the motley crue. I must go back to lurking now, please don't bother me.

stumppy
10-06-2008, 08:13 PM
Mr. Fax I would be honored to be counted as a member of the Fax Faction.

I would like to make a suggestion. The Fax Faction thread is what I would consider to be THE target demographic for any serious candidate wanting to get the best value for their advertising dollar. I think any advertising space should be sold on a week to week basis for...say.....$500 a week. This thread is like half time at the Super Bowl. No other thread on the planet will give a candidate as much exsposure to as many voters as this one. In fact, $500 a week might be too low.

Just my opinion. Glad to be onboard.

Lzen
10-06-2008, 08:13 PM
Is there free beer at this party?

StcChief
10-06-2008, 08:14 PM
Is there free beer at this party? can a real keg of good beer be a choice..... or is this a "natty light" party?

bringbackmarty
10-06-2008, 08:29 PM
fax, how do you feel about a small peacekeeping force stationed in a neutral zone somewhat near party hq? For your own protection of course.

Logical
10-06-2008, 08:48 PM
Mr. Fax I would be honored to be counted as a member of the Fax Faction.

I would like to make a suggestion. The Fax Faction thread is what I would consider to be THE target demographic for any serious candidate wanting to get the best value for their advertising dollar. I think any advertising space should be sold on a week to week basis for...say.....$500 a week. This thread is like half time at the Super Bowl. No other thread on the planet will give a candidate as much exsposure to as many voters as this one. In fact, $500 a week might be too low.

Just my opinion. Glad to be onboard.

I will state for the CRONUS/Simply Red campaign team that we will happily pay $500 per week for our ad (earlier in this thread) to be placed in the FAX Faction thread header.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=81738&stc=1&d=1223200276

Did Laz mention that Jagermeister is now being served in the Media room by the lovely Bridgette.

smittysbar
10-06-2008, 08:56 PM
Fax really needs to update and get the advertising money......we like money

stumppy
10-06-2008, 09:43 PM
I will state for the CRONUS/Simply Red campaign team that we will happily pay $500 per week for our ad (earlier in this thread) to be placed in the FAX Faction thread header.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=81738&stc=1&d=1223200276



WOW, I'm glad you post in big bold font. If my screw up had gone unnoticed I would really feel like an idiot.

That stupid # ,dang it, the #1 key on my keyboard keeps sticking on me. Couple that with an oncoming case of middle aged vision problems I missed my own typo.
I'm sure you realize $500 a week would be a ridiculously low rate for advertising on a thread that will more than likely decide the winner of the race.
Jeez, what am I saying. Being the honorable, fine, upstanding candidate you are I have no doubt you would have pointed out my mistake before anything was finalized.
The rate, of course, should be $1500 a week. Of course that's just my opinion and I am not authorized to act on behalf of The Fax Faction. But I think you, the other candidates, and of course all of the voting members here at The Fax Faction would agree $ 500......dang it. That darn key stuck again. Would agree that $1500 a week is a fair rate.

I guess the only thing to do now is wait for Mr. Fax and see what he thinks.

I really would like to thank you for confirming my belief that there are candidates of the finest integrity out there. If you were one of the same old slimeball, win at any cost, self important candidates you could have just payed that ridiculously low rate while laughing your way to the bank.
Thank you for bringing my dumb ole typo to my attention.

Who knows, Mr. Fax might even waive the $300 application and set-up fee for you. Just because you're so honest.

bowener
10-06-2008, 10:09 PM
Im pilot. I fly plane.

Logical
10-06-2008, 10:13 PM
WOW, I'm glad you post in big bold font. If my screw up had gone unnoticed I would really feel like an idiot.

That stupid # ,dang it, the #1 key on my keyboard keeps sticking on me. Couple that with an oncoming case of middle aged vision problems I missed my own typo.
I'm sure you realize $500 a week would be a ridiculously low rate for advertising on a thread that will more than likely decide the winner of the race.
Jeez, what am I saying. Being the honorable, fine, upstanding candidate you are I have no doubt you would have pointed out my mistake before anything was finalized.
The rate, of course, should be $1500 a week. Of course that's just my opinion and I am not authorized to act on behalf of The Fax Faction. But I think you, the other candidates, and of course all of the voting members here at The Fax Faction would agree $ 500......dang it. That darn key stuck again. Would agree that $1500 a week is a fair rate.

I guess the only thing to do now is wait for Mr. Fax and see what he thinks.

I really would like to thank you for confirming my belief that there are candidates of the finest integrity out there. If you were one of the same old slimeball, win at any cost, self important candidates you could have just payed that ridiculously low rate while laughing your way to the bank.
Thank you for bringing my dumb ole typo to my attention.

Who knows, Mr. Fax might even waive the $300 application and set-up fee for you. Just because you're so honest.Actually CRONUS/Simply Red and probably UP (I don't speak for them) will not be held up for ransom. We offered 500 in the thread before, our offer remains 500.

boogblaster
10-06-2008, 10:18 PM
Which ship should sail ?? I'm not into swimming ...

stumppy
10-06-2008, 11:48 PM
Actually CRONUS/Simply Red and probably UP (I don't speak for them) will not be held up for ransom. We offered 500 in the thread before, our offer remains 500.


Sir, I resent that remark. As I stated in my previous post I made an honest mistake. A mistake that anyone of my advanced age and deteriorating health could have made. And for that I apologize.
PLease keep in mind all I was doing was making a suggestion.

I can certainly understand not wanting to pay any more than is necessary. I certainly don't envy you. Having to weigh the value of being elected the President of Everything in the world as opposed to spending an extra couple thousand dollars for some silly ole advertising here or a pancake breakfast there.

Once again, all I was doing was making a suggestion to Mr Fax. I thought I had made that perfectly clear in my previous post. My apologies for any misunderstanding.



All of this business talk aside and on a more personal level I was wondering something. I couldn't help but notice you were very quick to start slinging what some would consider slanderous accusations. Possibly an actionable comment. Is the pressure of this campaign the cause of such a quick and hatefull response to what was clearly an honest mistake ? Or have you always had a hair trigger to mispercieved wrongs ?
You know they say John McCain is like that. WOW, think about it. You and one of our nations heroes thinking along the same lines. Thats pretty cool, you should be proud.
I only ask out of concern. Running a campaign as important as this could certainly stress a person to the extent as to act out of character. And you know how some of these politicians are. Any little insignificant thing they hear about gets all twisted and turned around and used to bathe their opponent in bad light. Oh well, I guess I was more just thinking out loud than really asking a question. Best of luck to you and your campaign.









:D

Logical
10-07-2008, 12:01 AM
Sir, I resent that remark. As I stated in my previous post I made an honest mistake. A mistake that anyone of my advanced age and deteriorating health could have made. And for that I apologize.
PLease keep in mind all I was doing was making a suggestion.

I can certainly understand not wanting to pay any more than is necessary. I certainly don't envy you. Having to weigh the value of being elected the President of Everything in the world as opposed to spending an extra couple thousand dollars for some silly ole advertising here or a pancake breakfast there.

Once again, all I was doing was making a suggestion to Mr Fax. I thought I had made that perfectly clear in my previous post. My apologies for any misunderstanding.



All of this business talk aside and on a more personal level I was wondering something. I couldn't help but notice you were very quick to start slinging what some would consider slanderous accusations. Possibly an actionable comment. Is the pressure of this campaign the cause of such a quick and hatefull response to what was clearly an honest mistake ? Or have you always had a hair trigger to mispercieved wrongs ?
You know they say John McCain is like that. WOW, think about it. You and one of our nations heroes thinking along the same lines. Thats pretty cool, you should be proud.
I only ask out of concern. Running a campaign as important as this could certainly stress a person to the extent as to act out of character. And you know how some of these politicians are. Any little insignificant thing they hear about gets all twisted and turned around and used to bathe their opponent in bad light. Oh well, I guess I was more just thinking out loud than really asking a question. Best of luck to you and your campaign.


:DMr. Stumpy (by the way sorry about that name)

No rancor was meant to be delivered in my response. Such a perception is unfortunate. We have always respected the names Mr. FAX and Mr. Stumpy and we don't expect that to change.

CRONUS/Simply Red

Simply Red
10-07-2008, 07:05 AM
Mr. Fax I would be honored to be counted as a member of the Fax Faction.

I would like to make a suggestion. The Fax Faction thread is what I would consider to be THE target demographic for any serious candidate wanting to get the best value for their advertising dollar. I think any advertising space should be sold on a week to week basis for...say.....$500 a week. This thread is like half time at the Super Bowl. No other thread on the planet will give a candidate as much exsposure to as many voters as this one. In fact, $500 a week might be too low.

Just my opinion. Glad to be onboard.

fucking sellout!

seclark
10-07-2008, 08:10 AM
Is there free beer at this party?

a 40 in every toilet tank?
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Pestilence
10-07-2008, 09:22 AM
Mr. Fax.....you can count me in.

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 09:37 AM
Fax,

Your PM's are full.

Clean it out.

HemiEd
10-07-2008, 10:40 AM
Count me in Mr. Fax, I had a personal invite. :D

bowener
10-07-2008, 10:59 AM
Im pilot. I fly plane.

That means I would like to be a cog in the machine of FAX.

Ultra Peanut
10-07-2008, 10:59 AM
im link

BigRedChief
10-07-2008, 11:07 AM
This campaign seems kind of stagnant. I'm going to bandwagon onto someone elses election train if I'm not given a reason or at least some casino cash or a link to some free porn

stumppy
10-07-2008, 11:32 AM
This campaign seems kind of stagnant. I'm going to bandwagon onto someone elses election train if I'm not given a reason or at least some casino cash or a link to some free porn


Ask and ye shall recieve.

www.spankwire.com (http://www.spankwire.com)


Oh yea. NSFW :D

FAX
10-07-2008, 11:34 AM
Sorry, Mr. BigRedChief. And, my sincere apologies to all FAX Factioners. My bad. I've been busy caucusing with some highly important and influential peeps. The job of a FAX Factioner is never done.

Okay, here are my suggestions ...

First, I'll update the membership list so Mr. Skip Towne will know how many super cool members we have.

Second, I'll clear out my PM box.

Third, I'll set up a poll so the membership can decide on whether or not we put the campaign ads in the OP. I think we have to stay with the $500.00, Mr. stumpy, but next time we'll vote on the charges.

Fourth, we need to figure out what we stand for. If you peeps have any suggestions for stuff to stand for, please post your ideas. Then, we can make a poll or something.

Fifth, Jack Daniels black label would be my choice.

Sixth, we need to elect a chairposter and a vice-chairposter.

I think that's about it. Please let me know your thoughts. Oh, one more thing. We need some more members. After reviewing past polls, it looks like about 30 or 40 FAX Factioners is all it will take to turn this election one way or the other. That will make us both rich and elite masters which is almost better than a 40 ouncer in the tank. So, please invite your friends and neighbors and sex slaves and all your other peeps to get involved. Change only happens when an elite master puts the hammer down.

FAX

Simply Red
10-07-2008, 11:37 AM
Sorry, Mr. BigRedChief. And, my sincere apologies to all FAX Factioners. My bad. I've been busy caucusing with some highly important and influential peeps. The job of a FAX Factioner is never done.

Okay, here are my suggestions ...

First, I'll update the membership list so Mr. Skip Towne will know how many super cool members we have.

Second, I'll clear out my PM box.

Third, I'll set up a poll so the membership can decide on whether or not we put the campaign ads in the OP. I think we have to stay with the $500.00, Mr. stumpy, but next time we'll vote on the charges.

Fourth, we need to figure out what we stand for. If you peeps have any suggestions for stuff to stand for, please post your ideas. Then, we can make a poll or something.

Fifth, Jack Daniels black label would be my choice.

Sixth, we need to elect a chairposter and a vice-chairposter.

I think that's about it. Please let me know your thoughts. Oh, one more thing. We need some more members. After reviewing past polls, it looks like about 30 or 40 FAX Factioners is all it will take to turn this election one way or the other. That will make us both rich and elite masters which is almost better than a 40 ouncer in the tank. So, please invite your friends and neighbors and sex slaves and all your other peeps to get involved. Change only happens when an elite master puts the hammer down.

FAX

JD Black, lol, They're serving Woodford Reserve in our camp. Study-up folks.

Simply Red
10-07-2008, 11:39 AM
I'll pm you a much better one, BRC...

Fat Elvis
10-07-2008, 11:47 AM
I, for one, embrace the idea of becoming an overlor...er, elite master. Count me in, Mr. Fax.

FAX
10-07-2008, 11:58 AM
Welcome aboard, Mr. Fat Elvis. And a big, hearty welcome to all the new FAX Factioners.

Please be advised that there is a cool new poll on the subject of selling advertising space on this thread. I trust I need not remind you that, at the end of the election, all the money we receive will be divided equally amongst all FAX Factioners so we can be elite masters and stuff.

Go Faction!!

FAX

seclark
10-07-2008, 11:59 AM
That will make us both rich and elite masters which is almost better than a 40 ouncer in the tank.
FAX

"almost" is the key word. a 40 ouncer in the tank is instant gratification.
what about raisins in your biscuit?
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FAX
10-07-2008, 12:07 PM
"almost" is the key word. a 40 ouncer in the tank is instant gratification.
what about raisins in your biscuit?
sec

Not good, Mr. seclark. The last time I stuck a raisin in my biscuit, I couldn't get it back out for a week and I kinda bloated up.

By the way, there is an important poll regarding the question of selling advertising space that is just sort of lying there. Please cast your votes at the link below because the FAX Faction is all about like-mindedness, donuts, and bribery.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193597

FAX

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 12:17 PM
A few things i would like for the president what he should be able to do.

If a planet member gets out of hand and needs disciplined (banned) he should be a liaison to the mods. And the Mods to take him seriously.

Legalize weed.

This is serious...plead to the Mods to let us have one day a week where we can post TAGS.

Organize members to dog pile on a planet member if he/she is an a-hole.
(Midnight-Douche as example)

Post a once a week poll on if a change should be made and give us 24 hours to vote on it.

Thats all for now.

FAX
10-07-2008, 12:23 PM
Excellent suggestions, Mr. Fairplay. I'm like-minded to the extreme about that stuff.

I think you left out the part about paying the FAX Faction $1500 in casino cash each week, though. As consultants and things, of course.

FAX

Rausch
10-07-2008, 12:25 PM
WTF did I miss?...

seclark
10-07-2008, 12:29 PM
WTF did I miss?...

i have no idea...it's been going on for the last few days. the threads are way too long for my comprehension.
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Rausch
10-07-2008, 12:33 PM
i have no idea...it's been going on for the last few days. the threads are way too long for my comprehension.
sec

So we nominated two semi-noobs to fight it out for CP President?

seclark
10-07-2008, 12:38 PM
So we nominated two semi-noobs to fight it out for CP President?

can't really tell you...i'm not reading all the threads.
i just like to lobby.
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FAX
10-07-2008, 12:44 PM
WTF did I miss?...

Not much, Mr. Rausch. Just a bunch of elite masters jamming raisins in their biscuits.

Actually, we've formed a coalition of the like-minded intent on skimming as much casino cash out of this election as possible.

FAX

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 12:45 PM
WTF did I miss?...


lol

You should go read the thread "Germ Warfare".

Thats a great thread you missed.

BigRedChief
10-07-2008, 12:48 PM
WTF did I miss?...
just join and STFU
ROFL

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 12:52 PM
So we nominated two semi-noobs to fight it out for CP President?


No it is.....

Cronus (Logical)
SR

against

Ultra Peanut
Hamas

FAX
10-07-2008, 12:52 PM
No it is.....

Cronus (Logical)
SR

against

Ultra Peanut
Hamas

Hmmm. I thought there were more nominees that that. We need to raise our prices.

FAX

BigRedChief
10-07-2008, 12:54 PM
No it is.....

Cronus (Logical)
SR

against

Ultra Peanut
Hamas
crap I thought I was supporting Fax for head honcho.

WTF is this faction about then?

FAX
10-07-2008, 12:59 PM
crap I thought I was supporting Fax for head honcho.

WTF is this faction about then?

It's about being like-minded, mainly, Mr. BigRedChief.

FAX

stumppy
10-07-2008, 01:00 PM
It's about being like-minded, mainly, Mr. BigRedChief.

FAX

And stuffing our pockets with loads of casino cash.

"Bob" Dobbs
10-07-2008, 01:13 PM
Sorry, Mr. BigRedChief. And, my sincere apologies to all FAX Factioners. My bad. I've been busy caucusing with some highly important and influential peeps. The job of a FAX Factioner is never done.

Okay, here are my suggestions ...

First, I'll update the membership list so Mr. Skip Towne will know how many super cool members we have.

Second, I'll clear out my PM box.

Third, I'll set up a poll so the membership can decide on whether or not we put the campaign ads in the OP. I think we have to stay with the $500.00, Mr. stumpy, but next time we'll vote on the charges.

Fourth, we need to figure out what we stand for. If you peeps have any suggestions for stuff to stand for, please post your ideas. Then, we can make a poll or something.

Fifth, Jack Daniels black label would be my choice.

Sixth, we need to elect a chairposter and a vice-chairposter.

I think that's about it. Please let me know your thoughts. Oh, one more thing. We need some more members. After reviewing past polls, it looks like about 30 or 40 FAX Factioners is all it will take to turn this election one way or the other. That will make us both rich and elite masters which is almost better than a 40 ouncer in the tank. So, please invite your friends and neighbors and sex slaves and all your other peeps to get involved. Change only happens when an elite master puts the hammer down.

FAX
Seventh, you should change the name to FAXtion, if only UP would quit whining about the "extra work" :harumph:

Bill Parcells
10-07-2008, 02:01 PM
Howdy Planeteers!! This is FAX.

In light of the looming elections for ChiefsPlanet President, I have decided to form a coalition of the willing (or at the very minimum, a glom of the somewhat dull-witted and complacent). If successful, this group of thoughtful, intelligent, and sexually active Planeteers will represent a key voting block which may well sway the upcoming election.

The goal of the FAX Faction is to ensure that certain requirements for ChiefsPlanet President are met and, as you well know, there is power in numbers. Therefore, I humbly suggest the following:

1. If you are interested in combining the power of your vote with other like-minded Planeteers in order that the next ChiefsPlanet President is not a tool or something, the FAX Faction is for you.

2. You can join this powerful alliance merely by stating your intention to do so on this here thread thing.

3. We will elect a chairposter and vice-chairposter to serve as our public representatives during the primaries and general election. These powerful peeps will also be responsible for mashing the nutsack of the elected ChiefsPlanet President with a pair of shrubbery sissors should they not follow through on any promises made to us.

4. The FAX Faction membership will vote on policies and positions which the various nominees must meet in order to expect our votes. This will be accomplished via a poll thing or something. Whatever.

5. The FAX Faction will accept bribes. All candidates will be encouraged to give us tons of casino cash from their election funds. These monies will go to the chairposter who will distribute the treasury equally among our membership at the conclusion of the election.

Since it's clear that individual votes are practically meaningless in today's political environment, it seems to me that organizations like the FAX Faction are necessary in order that our elected officials are attentive and responsible to the Planet public. I hope you agree and will become part of this important and powerful alliance of like-minded Planeteers.

Yours Truly,

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

CURRENT MEMBERS:

Mr. Skip Towne
Mr. Fairplay
Mr. OnTheWarpath58
Mr. HypnotizedMonkey
Mr. mmaddog
Mr. JimNasium
Mr. smittysbar
Mr. Bwana
Mr. CosmicPal
Ms. chiefs4me
Mr. Bugeater
Mr. kregger
Mr. SEKChiefsFan
Mr. Chiefs=Good (A very special welcome to the N00b (sp?).)
Mr. Big Chief Homer
Mr. BigRedChief
Mr. Scorp
Mr. stumppy
Mr. bowener
Mr. pestilenceaf23
Mr. HemiEd
Mr. Fat Elvis

22 Elite Masters and counting!! Join the new and improved FAX Faction today!! Now featuring creamed corn, fabulous glazed cake blueberry donuts, and strippers!!

I'm in! the first FAX faction gif

http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/BPChiefsPlanet.gif

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 03:05 PM
Hmmm. I thought there were more nominees that that. We need to raise our prices.

FAX



Could we get an official who is running against who list?

I can't keep up anymore.

FAX
10-07-2008, 03:09 PM
Could we get an official who is running against who list?

I can't keep up anymore.

I'm thinking we go with the Carl Peterson approach on this one, Mr. Fairplay.

In other words, whoever they are, if they don't show up in this thread with some friggin' casino cash, screw 'em.

FAX

Phobia
10-07-2008, 03:31 PM
How much casino cash do you idiots expect to make with this scam?

If you cleared out both Cronus and UP you'd make about $60k - that's assuming they spend every nickel of their stash with the FAXtard Faction.

If I offered you people $30k to simply disband would that be a dickish move?

FAX
10-07-2008, 03:33 PM
How much casino cash do you idiots expect to make with this scam?

If you cleared out both Cronus and UP you'd make about $60k - that's assuming they spend every nickel of their stash with the FAXtard Faction.

If I offered you people $30k to simply disband would that be a dickish move?

It's worth a try, Mr. Phobia. I was kind of looking forward to being an elite master, though.

Do I hear $35k?

FAX

Phobia
10-07-2008, 03:35 PM
What if I give you $25k and then bestow upon each of you a silly title?

HemiEd
10-07-2008, 03:37 PM
How much casino cash do you idiots expect to make with this scam?

If you cleared out both Cronus and UP you'd make about $60k - that's assuming they spend every nickel of their stash with the FAXtard Faction.

If I offered you people $30k to simply disband would that be a dickish move?

You can do about $55k better than that Phil.

FAX
10-07-2008, 03:38 PM
What if I give you $25k and then bestow upon each of you a silly title?

Hmmm. According to the Elite Master Handbook, this is where I say ...

Apparently, your offer of $30k was insincere, Mr. Phobia. Talk to us when you're serious.

Are you on Mr. CRONUS' payroll, by any chance?

FAX

Phobia
10-07-2008, 03:46 PM
You can do about $55k better than that Phil.

Sorry, I have lottery tickets to buy for the needy.

Phobia
10-07-2008, 03:48 PM
Are you on Mr. CRONUS' payroll, by any chance?

FAX

Not yet. It's a viable option. Perhaps I'll offer him a defection tactic package.

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 03:59 PM
How much casino cash do you idiots expect to make with this scam?

If you cleared out both Cronus and UP you'd make about $60k - that's assuming they spend every nickel of their stash with the FAXtard Faction.

If I offered you people $30k to simply disband would that be a dickish move?



I want an elite master as well. Think of all the benefits. Learning the secret handshake, narcing on fellow members, bowing to the king, hoping you will be knighted one day, take one his harem girls for the night whilst he slumbers. To many benefits to list.

HemiEd
10-07-2008, 04:05 PM
Sorry, I have lottery tickets to buy for the needy.

Apparantly, you have spent almost $3000 in the last few minutes.

Donger
10-07-2008, 04:16 PM
I'll join this faction, but I have a condition.

Bowser
10-07-2008, 04:24 PM
I'll join this faction, but I have a condition.

We'll overlook your nervous tic in lieu of your witty crude oil reports.

Donger
10-07-2008, 04:26 PM
We'll overlook your nervous tic in lieu of your witty crude oil reports.

ROFL

FAX
10-07-2008, 04:26 PM
I'll join this faction, but I have a condition.

I have one, too, Mr. Donger. Does yours itch?

FAX

FAX
10-07-2008, 04:28 PM
Good news, Factioneers.

I just received an offer of $3000 in casino cash for ad space on this thread. The offer was made by a dark horse candidate.

FAX

Donger
10-07-2008, 04:28 PM
I have one, too, Mr. Donger. Does yours itch?

FAX

Only when it is oozing.

Bowser
10-07-2008, 04:30 PM
I'll join this faction, but I have a condition.

I have one, too, Mr. Donger. Does yours itch?

FAX

Only when it is oozing.

*Bowser has left the thread*

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 04:36 PM
I'll join this faction, but I have a condition.


What, pray tell, is the condition of the condition?

FAX
10-07-2008, 04:43 PM
What, pray tell, is the condition of the condition?

(If it's contagious, make him give us some casino cash in order to join.)

(FAX)

Donger
10-07-2008, 04:43 PM
What, pray tell, is the condition of the condition?

chiefs4me must declare her eternal love for me. Publicly.

FAX
10-07-2008, 04:48 PM
chiefs4me must declare her eternal love for me. Publicly.

We're a sleazy bunch, but that may be asking a little too much, Mr. Donger.

FAX

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 04:49 PM
chiefs4me must declare her eternal love for me. Publicly.



:eek::eek::eek: = :bong::bong::bong: and then :jester::jester::jester:

Donger
10-07-2008, 04:50 PM
We're a sleazy bunch, but that may be asking a little too much, Mr. Donger.

FAX

She's already done so privately.

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 04:52 PM
We're a sleazy bunch, but that may be asking a little too much, Mr. Donger.

FAX

And we're a greedy bunch, but that's asking a bit much.

Bowser
10-07-2008, 04:56 PM
She's already done so privately.

LMAO

You have a bottomless supply of chum.....

Donger
10-07-2008, 04:57 PM
LMAO

You have a bottomless supply of chum.....

That's a bit personal, don't you think?

RedNeckRaider
10-07-2008, 05:32 PM
Fax
I am making it official I am supporting your faction and am sending out PMs to other like minded Planet members to grow this grass roots movement.

Your friend in politics and rival in football
RNR

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 05:48 PM
Fax
I am making it official I am supporting your faction and am sending out PMs to other like minded Planet members to grow this grass roots movement.

Your friend in politics and rival in football
RNR



Praise god!

Scorp
10-07-2008, 05:54 PM
When our power of unity becomes mighty, I will demand that Planters brings back Cheez Balls. That is all.

FAX
10-07-2008, 05:55 PM
Great news, Mr. RedNeckRaider. Your membership and active participation is appreciated by your fellow Elite Masters and Factioneers.

But, to be honest, I'm starting to wonder who would win a fight between The Hulk and Sasquatch. I'm pretty sure The Hulk would win because he could grab a Bigfeets by the body hair and swing him around and throw him a couple of miles into the air. If he landed awkwardly, that would probably take some of the fight out of a Bigfeets.

FAX

Bill Parcells
10-07-2008, 06:10 PM
I offer a nice gif and get completely ignored..heh.. maybe I should make a gif of Jimi Hendrix's head exploding..:evil:

Logical
10-07-2008, 06:58 PM
What if I give you $25k and then bestow upon each of you a silly title?We like silly titles at CRONUS/Simply Red join our team and you can name us all after the election has been won. We are happy to accept the 25K Phil.

Logical
10-07-2008, 06:59 PM
I offer a nice gif and get completely ignored..heh.. maybe I should make a gif of Jimi Hendrix's head exploding..:evil:If you are talking about my gif I am saving it to be unleashed in the General Election.:evil:

Logical
10-07-2008, 07:02 PM
I will check back in after the debate. CRONUS/Simply Red is lowering their offer for the weekly ads to 250 dollars because we feel an attempt was made to bait and switch us last night.

Simply Red
10-07-2008, 07:15 PM
Hi.

FAX
10-07-2008, 07:30 PM
Great news, Factioneers!

The FAX Faction has just received $4000 in cold, hard casino cash from a dark horse candidate to run his ad in our thread. As for Mr. CRONUS' statement that a "bait and switch" tactic was used, does anyone know anything about this?

It's unfortunate that Mr. CRONUS feels that way. Still, I suppose his accusation is something that the FAX Faction should bear in mind when it's time to declare for a candidate.

FAX

smittysbar
10-07-2008, 07:34 PM
We like silly titles at CRONUS/Simply Red join our team and you can name us all after the election has been won. We are happy to accept the 25K Phil.

I think you should be fined every time you come in hear and try to steal members. Further more you have also been pimping your self on this thread for free (WPI like). Fax I think fines should be set in place each time they come and try to sway the members

stumppy
10-07-2008, 07:46 PM
Great news, Factioneers!

The FAX Faction has just received $4000 in cold, hard casino cash from a dark horse candidate to run his ad in our thread. As for Mr. CRONUS' statement that a "bait and switch" tactic was used, does anyone know anything about this?

It's unfortunate that Mr. CRONUS feels that way. Still, I suppose his accusation is something that the FAX Faction should bear in mind when it's time to declare for a candidate.

FAX

I'm sure Mr. Cronus is talking about my typo when I initially suggested the rate for advertising should be $1500 a week. Which was posted as $500. The #1 key on my keyboard sticking coupled with my failing eye sight resulted in the typo. I thought I had made it perfectly clear that I was in no position to be making an official decision on advert. rates and was merely making a suggestion.

It is a shame Mr. Cronus can or will not take into consideration that sometimes a persons physical limitations can interfere with their ability to smoothly blend in with society.


My apologies to The Fax Faction if this has hampered our revenue generating abilities in any way.


stumppy
(The 'Newspaper print is a little blurry unless it's at arms lenght' FAX Faction member)

FAX
10-07-2008, 07:47 PM
I think you should be fined every time you come in hear and try to steal members. Further more you have also been pimping your self on this thread for free (WPI like). Fax I think fines should be set in place each time they come and try to sway the members

An excellent suggestion, Mr. smittysbar.

All in favor, say "Somebody stole my Beastie Boys T-shirt!"

FAX

Simply Red
10-07-2008, 07:47 PM
I think you should be fined every time you come in hear and try to steal members. Further more you have also been pimping your self on this thread for free (WPI like). Fax I think fines should be set in place each time they come and try to sway the members

Don't worry we brought our Deep-Woods Off.

stumppy
10-07-2008, 07:49 PM
The more I think about it the only 'bait and switch' going on here is the one Cronus is doing between what he has agreed to pay and what he is trying to get away with now.

FAX
10-07-2008, 07:54 PM
I'm sure Mr. Cronus is talking about my typo when I initially suggested the rate for advertising should be $1500 a week. Which was posted as $500. The #1 key on my keyboard sticking coupled with my failing eye sight resulted in the typo. I thought I had made it perfectly clear that I was in no position to be making an official decision on advert. rates and was merely making a suggestion.

It is a shame Mr. Cronus can or will not take into consideration that sometimes a persons physical limitations can interfere with their ability to smoothly blend in with society.

My apologies to The Fax Faction if this has hampered our revenue generating abilities in any way.

stumppy
(The 'Newspaper print is a little blurry unless it's at arms lenght' FAX Faction member)

No problem, Mr. stumppy. We, at the FAX Faction, believe that everyone deserves new glasses that are both absolutely free and super fashionable. Even those bifocal things.

As for Mr. CRONUS' statement, he's starting to sound like a typical politician to me. FAX Factioneers would do well to keep his obvious animosity toward the disabled in mind when it comes time to cast our ballots.

FAX

FAX
10-07-2008, 08:10 PM
I offer a nice gif and get completely ignored..heh.. maybe I should make a gif of Jimi Hendrix's head exploding..:evil:

I think your graphic is completely friggin' awesome, Mr. D2112. I figured you would have gotten tons of positive rep things for it, by now.

Hey! FAX Factioneers!! Who's with me on this!! Everybody who thinks Mr. D2112's graphic is completely friggin' awesome say, "Just step away from the potato gun nice and easy, ma'am."

FAX

Logical
10-07-2008, 09:21 PM
I'm sure Mr. Cronus is talking about my typo when I initially suggested the rate for advertising should be $1500 a week. Which was posted as $500. The #1 key on my keyboard sticking coupled with my failing eye sight resulted in the typo. I thought I had made it perfectly clear that I was in no position to be making an official decision on advert. rates and was merely making a suggestion.

It is a shame Mr. Cronus can or will not take into consideration that sometimes a persons physical limitations can interfere with their ability to smoothly blend in with society.


My apologies to The Fax Faction if this has hampered our revenue generating abilities in any way.


stumppy
(The 'Newspaper print is a little blurry unless it's at arms lenght' FAX Faction member)

While I have the greatest respect for you Mr. Stumpy and consider you a friend as is true with pretty much everyone in FAXs Faction, I must ask were you tortured for 51/2 years. I believe both UP and I made more than generous offers of 500 and it appears that now that we have the offer is being sneezed at so that the value requested will continually be raised.

Where will it all stop, where will it stop?

Please note: I took into account your failing eyesight.

sportsman1
10-07-2008, 09:22 PM
Btw count me in. I liked what you said about supporting the open process in the Third party thread.

Chiefs=Good
10-07-2008, 11:25 PM
Wow thanks for the ad Mr. Fax... I feel ever so important.

Ultra Peanut
10-08-2008, 06:22 AM
While I have the greatest respect for you Mr. Stumpy and consider you a friend as is true with pretty much everyone in FAXs Faction, I must ask were you tortured for 51/2 years.To be fair to stumppy, we're mostly Chiefs fans here. We've all been tortured for ~19 years at this point.

stumppy
10-08-2008, 08:34 AM
While I have the greatest respect for you Mr. Stumpy and consider you a friend as is true with pretty much everyone in FAXs Faction, I must ask were you tortured for 51/2 years. I believe both UP and I made more than generous offers of 500 and it appears that now that we have the offer is being sneezed at so that the value requested will continually be raised.

Where will it all stop, where will it stop?

Please note: I took into account your failing eyesight.


Sir, I would remind you I lived with Badgirl for a couple of years.


Tortured indeed.

Logical
10-08-2008, 11:01 AM
Sir, I would remind you I lived with Badgirl for a couple of years.


Tortured indeed.LMAO LMAO LMAO

Logical
10-08-2008, 11:02 AM
To be fair to stumppy, we're mostly Chiefs fans here. We've all been tortured for ~19 years at this point.Good point Ms UP

Over-Head
10-08-2008, 05:42 PM
:bong: ok I'm in :bong:
Fax for Prez :D

RedNeckRaider
10-08-2008, 06:14 PM
:bong: ok I'm in :bong:
Fax for Prez :D
Thats my boy! Got my back and got yours :D

Logical
10-08-2008, 07:18 PM
CRONUS/Simply Red welcome Fire Me Boy! as Press Secretary

We are also announcing Ammorix - tiptap - and hopefully soon whoman69 as our
Debate Prep Team

No job and no detail is either too large, too small or too mundane for the
CRONUS/Simply Red team

With CRONUS/Simply Red administration you don't just get two candidates you get our outstanding team.

We would be ecstatic to have the support of
FAX's Faction in the Democratic Primary

Bill Parcells
10-08-2008, 07:48 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/joesmokesyogurt/12222.png

RedNeckRaider
10-08-2008, 07:49 PM
Showing your powers WAY TOO SOON! easy killer we shall unleash you just not yet!

FAX
10-08-2008, 07:51 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/joesmokesyogurt/12222.png

Awesome work, Mr. D2112. Absolutely fantastic. You are an incredible FAX Factioneer in every respect. A true Elite Master.

I believe I speak for all the FAX Factioneers when I say, "Never jam a salty pinecone in your anus, dude."

FAX THE GRATEFUL

Bill Parcells
10-08-2008, 07:52 PM
Awesome work, Mr. D2112. Absolutely fantastic. You are an incredible FAX Factioneer in every respect. A true Elite Master.

I believe I speak for all the FAX Factioneers when I say, "Never jam a salty pinecone in your anus, dude."

FAX THE GRATEFUL

Anytime FAX :D

RedNeckRaider
10-08-2008, 07:55 PM
Awesome work, Mr. D2112. Absolutely fantastic. You are an incredible FAX Factioneer in every respect. A true Elite Master.

I believe I speak for all the FAX Factioneers when I say, "Never jam a salty pinecone in your anus, dude."

FAX THE GRATEFUL


we are making bank on his talent right?

FAX
10-08-2008, 07:55 PM
I'm sure Mr. Cronus is talking about my typo when I initially suggested the rate for advertising should be $1500 a week. Which was posted as $500. The #1 key on my keyboard sticking coupled with my failing eye sight resulted in the typo. I thought I had made it perfectly clear that I was in no position to be making an official decision on advert. rates and was merely making a suggestion.

It is a shame Mr. Cronus can or will not take into consideration that sometimes a persons physical limitations can interfere with their ability to smoothly blend in with society.


My apologies to The Fax Faction if this has hampered our revenue generating abilities in any way.


stumppy
(The 'Newspaper print is a little blurry unless it's at arms lenght' FAX Faction member)

No el problemo, Mr. stumpyo. Since Mr. CRONUS decided to lower his previously agreed upon offer by 1/2, we decided not to run his ad in our super important thread after all.

Given the fact that the FAX Faction represents a vitally important voting block and coalition of the like-minded, this could very well spell trouble for Mr. CRONUS' campaign, however. It's unfortunate.

FAX

FAX
10-08-2008, 07:57 PM
we are making bank on his talent right?

Most definitely, Mr. RedNeckRaider. Currently, the FAX Faction is $4,500 in the black ... thanks to Mr. D2112 and all the other hard-working, like-minded FAX Factioneers.

I suppose we need to start thinking about the timing of when we auction off our voting block.

FAX

RedNeckRaider
10-08-2008, 08:03 PM
Most definitely, Mr. RedNeckRaider. Currently, the FAX Faction is $4,500 in the black ... thanks to Mr. D2112 and all the other hard-working, like-minded FAX Factioneers.

I suppose we need to start thinking about the timing of when we auction off our voting block.

FAX
We have talent! but we need to get a taste from our clients before we allow them to enjoy such talents as Mr D2112 to improve their chances? And trying to low ball us??? I would never make a move without your blessing but dang...

FAX
10-08-2008, 09:12 PM
We have talent! but we need to get a taste from our clients before we allow them to enjoy such talents as Mr D2112 to improve their chances? And trying to low ball us??? I would never make a move without your blessing but dang...

Not only do we have talent, Mr. RedNeckRaider, but we are, without question, the determining factor in these elections.

Still, I think we need about 8 or 10 new Factioneers. Based on an in-depth, detailed analysis of past polling data, it appears that a mere 30 votes will swing the elections one way or the other with room to spare. That, of course, makes our coalition members the deciding vote in the upcoming contests.

Unless you have a better idea, I think this may be a job for Mr. Skip Towne. He can rally the N00bs (sp?) using the threat of his powerful neg-rep ability. 8 or 10 N00b (sp?) Factioneers at this point would be helpful.

Then, we need to open an auction for our support. I think the bidding should start at around $10k in hard, cold casino cash. But, I'm open for suggestions.

FAX

FAX
10-08-2008, 09:26 PM
I think you should be fined every time you come in hear and try to steal members. Further more you have also been pimping your self on this thread for free (WPI like). Fax I think fines should be set in place each time they come and try to sway the members

I'm beginning to see your point, Mr. smittysbar. Apparently, Mr. CRONUS feels that the FAX Faction thread is his own, personal playground. It is painfully obvious that Mr. CRONUS underestimates both our like-mindedness and the quality of our donuts.

Sadly, this does not bode well for Mr. CRONUS in terms of our coalition's support for his campaign. Clearly, the only thing that can assuage this animosity and bring an end to this unfortunate conflict is a pretty sizable chunk of Mr. CRONUS' campaign casino cash.

Meanwhile, I would like to invite Ms. Ultra Peanut and Mr. joey to speak to our group of like-minded peeps in order to explain to us their positions (both political and otherwise). Also, any other candidates who wish to avail themselves of an opportunity to appear before our coalition and hob-nob with some for-real, actual, bona-fide Elite Masters should contact us in that regard.

FAX

Logical
10-09-2008, 12:49 AM
Respectfully Mr FAX we ad Cronus Simply red have never received a counter offer to our initial 500 per ad in the thread OP. Not only that but it appears you have taken an ad from UP without giving us a similar offer. Now why would that be. UP and I are not running against each other in the Primary, we have an offer on the table and hope to consumate a package soon. As to our responses to posts relating to our campaign I know of no campaign rule you have placed against that.

Please Mr FAX we will be happy to match the UP fee for their add.

As to our positions they are already well documented and your members can find them at the following links.

CRONUS/Simply Red - SERIOUS BUSINESS - REDUCED GOVERNMENT Committee Annoncement (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193333&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

CRONUS/Simply Red -Justice and Crime Policy Article (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193733&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

CRONUS/Simply Red: An apricot chicken in every pot (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193697&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)[/URL]

[URL="http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193512&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply"]Cronus/Simply Red 2008: Modern Energy Solutions (1) (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193697&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

CRONUS/Simply Red has the ONLY Comprehensive Education Platform (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193548&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

CRONUS/Simply Red has the ONLY Comprehensive Education Platform Part 2 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193666&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193666&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

Bill Parcells
10-09-2008, 07:16 AM
Respectfully Mr FAX we ad Cronus Simply red have never received a counter offer to our initial 500 per ad in the thread OP. Not only that but it appears you have taken an ad from UP without giving us a similar offer. Now why would that be. UP and I are not running against each other in the Primary, we have an offer on the table and hope to consumate a package soon. As to our responses to posts relating to our campaign I know of no campaign rule you have placed against that.

Please Mr FAX we will be happy to match the UP fee for their add.

As to our positions they are already well documented and your members can find them at the following links.

CRONUS/Simply Red - SERIOUS BUSINESS - REDUCED GOVERNMENT Committee Annoncement (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193333&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

CRONUS/Simply Red -Justice and Crime Policy Article (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193733&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

CRONUS/Simply Red: An apricot chicken in every pot (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193697&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)[/URL]

[URL="http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193512&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply"]Cronus/Simply Red 2008: Modern Energy Solutions (1) (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193697&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

CRONUS/Simply Red has the ONLY Comprehensive Education Platform (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193548&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

CRONUS/Simply Red has the ONLY Comprehensive Education Platform Part 2 (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193666&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193666&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)
CRONUS, you're spamming FAX's thread. you may be disqualified for that.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/BPChiefsPlanet.gif

Logical
10-09-2008, 09:59 AM
CRONUS, you're spamming FAX's thread. you may be disqualified for that.
(http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=193666&highlight=CRONUS%2FSimply)

I hope not Mr Dimension2112, I am merely participating with only links (not the actual position papers) in response to the following paragraph from Mr FAX.

Meanwhile, I would like to invite Ms. Ultra Peanut and Mr. joey to speak to our group of like-minded peeps in order to explain to us their positions (both political and otherwise). Also, any other candidates who wish to avail themselves of an opportunity to appear before our coalition and hob-nob with some for-real, actual, bona-fide Elite Masters should contact us in that regard.


I would now hope after presenting our Bona Fides we will be allowed to hob nob with the elite masters, UP and Joey. I am sure as always Mr. FAX desires to be as fair as possible.

FAX
10-09-2008, 10:07 AM
Hmmm. Miscommunication will be the death of our republic.

Here's what I thought happened, Mr. CRONUS ...

1. You offered $500 to insert your ad in our thread (very gently, I might add).

2. You had some kind of dust up with Mr. stumppy, following which you accused us of a "bait and switch" tactic and reduced your offer to $250.

Is that not correct? If not, please feel free to clear this up.

FAX

Reerun_KC
10-09-2008, 10:07 AM
Sign me up, whats the cost? you need all my casino money for advertising?

Fried Meat Ball!
10-09-2008, 10:10 AM
I'd like to join the FAX Faction. Pay no mind to the fact I'm on the CRONUS/Simply Red staff.

stumppy
10-09-2008, 10:11 AM
Hmmm. Miscommunication will be the death of our republic.

Here's what I thought happened, Mr. CRONUS ...

1. You offered $500 to insert your ad in our thread (very gently, I might add).

2. You had some kind of dust up with Mr. stumppy, following which you accused us of a "bait and switch" tactic and reduced your offer to $250.

Is that not correct? If not, please feel free to clear this up.

FAX


He also agreed to $500 a week before he (ahem) switched his offer to $250.

Fried Meat Ball!
10-09-2008, 10:17 AM
Sadly, this does not bode well for Mr. CRONUS in terms of our coalition's support for his campaign. Clearly, the only thing that can assuage this animosity and bring an end to this unfortunate conflict is a pretty sizable chunk of Mr. CRONUS' campaign casino cash.


You may have just received a modest donation to your casino cash stockpile that might help assuage the animosity to the CRONUS/Simply Red campaign.

Of course... you may not have. Who am I to say? I know nothing of the sort.

FAX
10-09-2008, 10:21 AM
Sign me up, whats the cost? you need all my casino money for advertising?

Welcome to the coalition of the like-minded, Mr. Reerun_KC. As for the donation ... nope. The FAX Faction isn't about members spending casino cash. It's about members making casino cash (and tons of it, too) in the finest tradition of democracy. I'm pretty sure that you'll make a darn fine Elite Master and you'll need some extra spending money for that, anyhow.

FAX

FAX
10-09-2008, 10:21 AM
I'd like to join the FAX Faction. Pay no mind to the fact I'm on the CRONUS/Simply Red staff.

Hmmm. A possible conflict of interest. I mean, how like-minded can you be when you're on a campaign payroll?

FAX

FAX
10-09-2008, 10:22 AM
You may have just received a modest donation to your casino cash stockpile that might help assuage the animosity to the CRONUS/Simply Red campaign. ...

Ah. Well, that changes everything. Welcome aboard, Mr. Fire Me Boy!.

FAX

Fried Meat Ball!
10-09-2008, 10:25 AM
Perhaps I'm more like-minded that you think, Mr. FAX. There might have been another accounting error in your favor. I can never be sure of these things. I'm not an accountant.

Just remember... CRONUS/Simply Red: They're good people.

Logical
10-09-2008, 11:19 AM
Hmmm. Miscommunication will be the death of our republic.

Here's what I thought happened, Mr. CRONUS ...

1. You offered $500 to insert your ad in our thread (very gently, I might add).

2. You had some kind of dust up with Mr. stumppy, following which you accused us of a "bait and switch" tactic and reduced your offer to $250.

Is that not correct? If not, please feel free to clear this up.

FAXTo be absolutely correct another candidate (unnamed Republican) felt the same way and suggested we hold our offer to 250 casino cash dollars. I plan to send a donation to assuage the misunderstanding and I ask that you PM me the same rate you are charging UP. Thanks
CRONUS

Bill Parcells
10-09-2008, 11:24 AM
I hope not Mr Dimension2112, I am merely participating with only links (not the actual position papers) in response to the following paragraph from Mr FAX.


Very well then, Mr. CRONUS. you may carry on.

FAX
10-09-2008, 11:29 AM
To be absolutely correct another candidate (unnamed Republican) felt the same way and suggested we hold our offer to 250 casino cash dollars. I plan to send a donation to assuage the misunderstanding and I ask that you PM me the same rate you are charging UP. Thanks
CRONUS

Thank you for clearing that up, Mr. CRONUS. I'm sure that all the FAX Factioneers are glad to know that this matter is nearing resolution.

As for PMing you the rate charged to Ms. Ultra Peanut's campaign, in the finest tradition of American politics, we at the FAX Faction are blatant, money-grubbing sleazebags. That is, of course, the means whereby true Elite Masters are made. Therefore, there is no need for secrecy. We charged Ms. Ultra Peanut's campaign $500 in cold, hard casino cash which is a pretty darn good deal.

Please be assured that we look forward to receiving tons of casino cash from you both now and in the future and that some of the money will be used to purchase some new, fashionable eyewear for Mr. stumpy.

FAX

Easy 6
10-09-2008, 11:29 AM
Not real sure whats going on here, but if FAX says its good...count me in.

FAX for Prez?...yeah, i'm for it.

Simply Red
10-09-2008, 11:31 AM
Thank you for clearing that up, Mr. CRONUS. I'm sure that all the FAX Factioneers are glad to know that this matter is nearing resolution.

As for PMing you the rate charged to Ms. Ultra Peanut's campaign, in the finest tradition of American politics, we at the FAX Faction are blatant, money-grubbing sleazebags. That is, of course, the means whereby true Elite Masters are made. Therefore, there is no need for secrecy. We charged Ms. Ultra Peanut's campaign $500 in cold, hard casino cash which is a pretty darn good deal.

Please be assured that we look forward to receiving tons of casino cash from you both now and in the future and that some of the money will be used to purchase some new, fashionable eyewear for Mr. stumpy.

FAX

Persols?

bringbackmarty
10-09-2008, 11:34 AM
sign me up, if there is space.

Fried Meat Ball!
10-09-2008, 11:35 AM
Mr. FAX, I'd like to know what I can do, as a FAX Factioneer, to put this issue to rest for the CRONUS/Simply Red campaign. I'd like to show that I'm a team player and am, in fact, like minded.

DeezNutz
10-09-2008, 11:36 AM
Count me in, Mr. Fax.

FAX
10-09-2008, 11:38 AM
Not real sure whats going on here, but if FAX says its good...count me in.

FAX for Prez?...yeah, i'm for it.

Welcome, Mr. scott free. You are now an important member of a coalition of Elite Masters. (It's a good feeling ain't it?)

I'm not running for President, though. I'm just a like-minded community organizer trying to ensure that this election reflects the will of the peeps and that we get as much cold, hard casino cash as possible.

FAX

Easy 6
10-09-2008, 11:41 AM
Welcome, Mr. scott free. You are now an important member of a coalition of Elite Masters. (It's a good feeling ain't it?)

I'm not running for President, though. I'm just a like-minded community organizer trying to ensure that this election reflects the will of the peeps and that we get as much cold, hard casino cash as possible.

FAX

Yes it does, i've always wanted to be an elitist.

I'm willing to dump my entire account of casino cash into the coffers Mr.FAX...how do i go about that?

FAX
10-09-2008, 11:42 AM
Wow. Welcome also to Mr. DeezNutz and Mr. bringbackmarty. Two Elite Masters if I ever saw one. Or two.

We're getting close to shutting down our membership drive. Remember, as a voting block we share all the cold, hard casino cash equally. Therefore, it's important that we limit membership to a number that is certain to swing the election, but not so many as to dilute our hard-earned casino cash.

Also, I guess we need to figure out what we stand for at some point.

FAX

DeezNutz
10-09-2008, 11:44 AM
Also, I guess we need to figure out what we stand for at some point.

FAX

Didn't a certain Rufus Dawes make this clear not too long ago? As mindless Chiefs fans, we stand for beer and large-breasted women.

FAX
10-09-2008, 11:45 AM
Yes it does, i've always wanted to be an elitist.

I'm willing to dump my entire account of casino cash into the coffers Mr.FAX...how do i go about that?

No, no, no. We don't spend casino cash, Mr. scott free. We receive casino cash. It's the American way. Our voting block has the power to sway this election one way or the other.

Therefore, the campaign that gives us the most cold, hard casino cash will most certainly be the winner. Just as our founding fathers planned it.

FAX

FAX
10-09-2008, 11:48 AM
Mr. FAX, I'd like to know what I can do, as a FAX Factioneer, to put this issue to rest for the CRONUS/Simply Red campaign. I'd like to show that I'm a team player and am, in fact, like minded.

I can't speak for all the FAX Factioneers, Mr. Fire Me Boy!, but it appears that you're doing pretty well. As you can see in the OP, it's clear that Mr. joey's campaign respects our coalition just a little more than your campaign does, but that can be corrected, I'm sure.

FAX

DeezNutz
10-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Therefore, the campaign that gives us the most cold, hard casino cash will most certainly be the winner. Just as our founding fathers planned it.

FAX

To this end, I believe we all have an obligation to go on a bender in the casino, and then demand a "rescue package." The new American way.

Fairplay
10-09-2008, 11:50 AM
With this many people we could form a coup.

But that wouldn't be cool.

We want Casino cash. Its all about the money.

Fried Meat Ball!
10-09-2008, 11:51 AM
I can't speak for all the FAX Factioneers, Mr. Fire Me Boy!, but it appears that you're doing pretty well. As you can see in the OP, it's clear that Mr. joey's campaign respects our coalition just a little more than your campaign does, but that can be corrected, I'm sure.

FAX

Are you certain of that, Mr. FAX? There might have been a simple numbers mistake. Perhaps you can look into that?

Simply Red
10-09-2008, 12:03 PM
With this many people we could form a coup.

But that wouldn't be cool.

We want Casino cash. Its all about the money.

ORLY? We have 70, I guess we'd be an Empire.

Logical
10-09-2008, 01:55 PM
Thank you for clearing that up, Mr. CRONUS. I'm sure that all the FAX Factioneers are glad to know that this matter is nearing resolution.

As for PMing you the rate charged to Ms. Ultra Peanut's campaign, in the finest tradition of American politics, we at the FAX Faction are blatant, money-grubbing sleazebags. That is, of course, the means whereby true Elite Masters are made. Therefore, there is no need for secrecy. We charged Ms. Ultra Peanut's campaign $500 in cold, hard casino cash which is a pretty darn good deal.

Please be assured that we look forward to receiving tons of casino cash from you both now and in the future and that some of the money will be used to purchase some new, fashionable eyewear for Mr. stumpy.

FAXI am sending in an additional 500 to buy our advertising slot from this Friday to next Thursday. Please use our ad from earlier in the thread that uses the Obama image.

Thank you Mr. FAX.

Mr Luzcious
10-09-2008, 02:27 PM
Count me in FAX! If there's room.

FAX
10-09-2008, 04:37 PM
Count me in FAX! If there's room.

Absolutely, Mr. Mr Luzcious. Welcome to the coalition!

Wow! This is the best darn Faction of all times! We have tons of members and the casino cash is rolling in. Now, all we have to do is figure out what we stand for.

Any ideas?

FAX

RedNeckRaider
10-09-2008, 04:49 PM
Absolutely, Mr. Mr Luzcious. Welcome to the coalition!

Wow! This is the best darn Faction of all times! We have tons of members and the casino cash is rolling in. Now, all we have to do is figure out what we stand for.

Any ideas?

FAX

For all that is good, defending the weak, standing up to evil! and backing whoever pays the most!

DeezNutz
10-09-2008, 06:00 PM
Absolutely, Mr. Mr Luzcious. Welcome to the coalition!

Wow! This is the best darn Faction of all times! We have tons of members and the casino cash is rolling in. Now, all we have to do is figure out what we stand for.

Any ideas?

FAX

What's the cap on this organization? Is the "accepting only 4 more members" the equivalent of the infomercial's, "Offer available for the next 10 minutes only!"?

Mr Luzcious
10-09-2008, 06:04 PM
For all that is good, defending the weak, standing up to evil! and backing whoever pays the most!

Or we could eschew this presidential facade altogether and form an oligarchy.

Except I guess thats sorta what we're doing already..

FAX
10-09-2008, 06:11 PM
What's the cap on this organization? Is the "accepting only 4 more members" the equivalent of the infomercial's, "Offer available for the next 10 minutes only!"?

I forgot to update that part, Mr. DeezNutz. My bad. I'm kinda new at this, to be honest. I've been trying my best to bait in more Elite Masters and I guess I'm just a pretty lousy Elite Master baiter.

Here's the deal ... a careful and thorough analysis of past ChiefsPlanet polls has been conducted by select representatives of the FAX Faction. Based on this extensive research, we have concluded that a block of 30 to 40 votes can easily swing most polls one way or the other with room to spare.

This means that the FAX Faction will, no doubt, be the determining factor in the upcoming elections. I guess we'll shut down the membership drive at this point, because we have enough fantastic Factioneers to establish our coalition as a critical constiuency. To that end, thank you for bringing this oversight to my attention. You are a true Elite Master.

FAX

Donger
10-09-2008, 06:17 PM
Has chiefs4me submitted yet?

DeezNutz
10-09-2008, 06:22 PM
I forgot to update that part, Mr. DeezNutz. My bad. I'm kinda new at this, to be honest. I've been trying my best to bait in more Elite Masters and I guess I'm just a pretty lousy Elite Master baiter.

Here's the deal ... a careful and thorough analysis of past ChiefsPlanet polls has been conducted by select representatives of the FAX Faction. Based on this extensive research, we have concluded that a block of 30 to 40 votes can easily swing most polls one way or the other with room to spare.

This means that the FAX Faction will, no doubt, be the determining factor in the upcoming elections. I guess we'll shut down the membership drive at this point, because we have enough fantastic Factioneers to establish our coalition as a critical constiuency. To that end, thank you for bringing this oversight to my attention. You are a true Elite Master.

FAX

Thanks, Mr. Fax. This really wasn't meant as a criticism, just a reflection of my selfish desire to split the cash amongst fewer members. After all, I'm kind of low on Planet funds.

One would be foolish to question your Elite Master baiting skills.

FAX
10-09-2008, 06:30 PM
For all that is good, defending the weak, standing up to evil! and backing whoever pays the most!

Good thinking, Mr. RedNeckRaider.

All in favor, say "Somebody put a leash on that damn squirrel monkey!"

FAX

FAX
10-09-2008, 06:34 PM
Has chiefs4me submitted yet?

To my knowledge, no, Mr. Donger. It's too late, anyhow. We are no longer accepting new members. It's a shame, too. Even though you might have some difficulty with the like-minded part, it's generally agreed that you would make a darn fine Elite Master.

FAX

Logical
10-09-2008, 09:43 PM
I am sending in an additional 500 to buy our advertising slot from this Friday to next Thursday. Please use our ad from earlier in the thread that uses the Obama image.

Thank you Mr. FAX.Distinguished Mr. FAX I have paid for the advertising and you have neither acknowledged and turned it down (thereby sending back the funds) nor put our ad in the header. CRONUS politely wondering why no feedback?

FAX
10-09-2008, 09:51 PM
Distinguished Mr. FAX I have paid for the advertising and you have neither acknowledged and turned it down (thereby sending back the funds) nor put our ad in the header. CRONUS politely wondering why no feedback?

Oops. Sorry, Mr. CRONUS. I was pulled away from the interweb for a while there ... guests in RL. I just got back a second or two ago.

Which advertisement is it that you want? If it's on this thread and you can tell me the post number, it would be very helpful. Apologies again for the delay. These are trying times for Elite Masters, let me tell you.

FAX