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Logical
10-04-2008, 02:16 PM
Only if you're serious about reduced government:thumb:

Our Team

Simply Red (Vice President) if you have a vice, it is OK with him.

The cabinet positions and who has filled them:

(cdcox) Environment: We will remove the Broncos and Raiders what else would you do with Toxic Waste.

(RJ) Commerce and Trade - he will provide the pork. If you want to pork see Banyon or HJ

(Banyon) Justice and Crime: Legalized Prostitution and Controlled Drug distribution are his domain. Defense & Homeland security will be controlled here

([Secretary of Defense eazyb81] reporting to Banyon) Defense and the Military - Remember smaller Govt is Better (This department will be run as part of the Justice and Crime cabinet position)

(Tribal Warfare) Jobs and Workforce: 1Power to the People, Power to the People Right On.

(HolyHandgernade) Education: We won’t offer sex education to Kindergartners we will just give them tasers and explain that they can use them against BAD people.

(Adept Havelock) International Affairs. 15% We encourage international affairs just remember to pullout after insertions.

(Portlantis) Energy: We will also use Republicans in our new nifty human wheel power (saves on those pesky club memberships)

(Pitt Gorilla) Transportation: 5% Transporter chambers for all…no wait without Spock and Scotty that won’t work so instead we will.. (Coming soon)

("The honorable J. Diddy I") Health and Human Services: We will tax broccoli and liver because eating healthy is unAmerican. Ciggy and Cigars for all that want them. Oh did we mention that Beer is very American!!!!

(Laz) Monetary and Economic Issues: We like money send us yours :evil:

Homeland Security- Remember smaller Govt is Better It is a redundant, bloated dept that only made you wait in long airport lines

(penchief) Veterans' Issues. First thing is free Pie and psychiatric care for KCJohnny and Programmer.

Housing and Urban Development - Remember reduced government is better government - folded into H&HS

Unofficial member of the Cabinet is:

gblowfish (Drug Czar) George says you want drugs I can find them.

Mohillbilly Adviser on Agricultural issues.

Fire Me Boy! Press Secretary

CRONUS-Simply Red

We promise to project the optimism of Franklin D Roosevelt, the faith in small town America of Dwight D. Eisenhower and the vigor of John F. Kennedy. While cutting government to the bone with a smile.

Donations Welcome

Edit: Welcome to our new Press Secretary Fire Me Boy!


CRONUS/Simply Red want everyone to know we want you to have your guns and Religions (IF that is your desire) no clinging in our America

Oh yeah and donuts (lots of wonderful yummy donuts) and don't forget the fattier pork.

We are now promising a Yummy American Apricot Chicken in every pot with American grown Apricots used to develop that yummy sauce.

JuicesFlowing
10-04-2008, 02:37 PM
I'm awful at politics. But. I support YOU.

Logical
10-04-2008, 02:38 PM
I'm awful at politics. But. I support YOU.Thank you for your support

Baconeater
10-04-2008, 02:38 PM
Will there be donuts?

Frazod
10-04-2008, 02:39 PM
If I take Veteran's Affairs can I ban Programmer?

chiefs1111
10-04-2008, 02:43 PM
Will there be donuts?

Hopefully many different kinds of donuts????

KurtCobain
10-04-2008, 02:46 PM
boo you suck

vote joey

if you wanna be cool

Logical
10-04-2008, 02:51 PM
If I take Veteran's Affairs can I ban Programmer?I don't have the power to ban but i have asked Jeff (morph) to join us so there is a possibility.:D

Frazod
10-04-2008, 02:59 PM
I don't have the power to ban but i have asked Jeff (morph) to join us so there is a possibility.:D

Well, it wouldn't be so much a banning as merely enforcing any of the dozen or so previous bannings. :)

L.A. Chieffan
10-04-2008, 03:05 PM
Can we say SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER?

Logical
10-04-2008, 03:06 PM
Well, it wouldn't be so much a banning as merely enforcing any of the dozen or so previous bannings. :)ROFL..so true, so true.

You do get to force him and KCJ into forced Psychiatric care while they are served Pie.:D

RJ
10-04-2008, 03:07 PM
Will there be donuts?



While I can't speak for Cronus, I have been assured that the donuts will be plentiful and in many varieties. Plain, glazed, cream filled and fruit filled, not to mention cruellers, eclairs and empanadas. Have you ever eaten a pumpkin empenada?

Cronus/Simply Red support smaller government, not smaller waistlines.

Have you heard about the fattier pork?

Logical
10-04-2008, 03:08 PM
Can we say SHUT YOUR f***ING FACE UNCLE f***ER?Silly question. CRONUS is for rolling back all previous Censorship features added to our great nation. So to answer your question F*ck Yeah!!!

L.A. Chieffan
10-04-2008, 03:11 PM
Silly question. CRONUS is for rolling back all previous Censorship features added to our great nation. So to answer your question F*ck Yeah!!!

Well f***. I gues you f***ing got my motherf***ing vote.

Although, I f***ing must admit, that fuccking Jennyf***ingGump campaign also offers some nice f***ing ideas.

f***

J Diddy
10-04-2008, 03:12 PM
boo you suck

vote joey

if you wanna be cool


I submit that Joey is not only uncool, but he's unknowledable in the heritage of the planet.

KurtCobain
10-04-2008, 03:14 PM
I submit that Joey is not only uncool, but he's unknowledable in the heritage of the planet.

You wanna know what's cool? Ripping out Jon Elway's liver, raping it, then making it head of defense and military. That's cool.

Be Cool. Vote Joey. Joey Cool.

J Diddy
10-04-2008, 03:14 PM
Will there be donuts?

Donuts, beer, cigarettes will be plentiful and tax free.

J Diddy
10-04-2008, 03:17 PM
You wanna know what's cool? Ripping out Jon Elway's liver, raping it, then making it head of defense and military. That's cool.

Be Cool. Vote Joey. Joey Cool.


John Elway is old. Your ideas are old. you and John elways livers are old.

Such a fresh new face rapped up in old ideas.

Joey. Dangerously uncool to lead.

Bill Parcells
10-04-2008, 03:18 PM
Starring CRONUS as Fred Mcmurray, Skip as the Uncle and Laz as Chip

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Logical
10-04-2008, 03:19 PM
Donuts, beer, cigarettes will be plentiful and tax free.

True drugs and prostitution are taxed to eliminate the need to tax those essential all-American items.

J Diddy
10-04-2008, 03:20 PM
True drugs and prostitution are taxed to eliminate the need to tax those essential all-American items.


Do you oppose or support the tax by minute plan on prostitution?

Logical
10-04-2008, 03:35 PM
Do you oppose or support the tax by minute plan on prostitution?Not unless viagara is sold to the consumer prior to procurement of the service.

Portlantis
10-04-2008, 03:36 PM
In lieu of transporters I propose we build a vast network of pneumatic tubes.

Like in Futurama.

Portlantis
10-04-2008, 03:45 PM
Also, why put Republicans in hamster wheels when you can put them in Matrix-style containment tanks?

We'll be able to end our reliance on fossil fuels, they'll be able to live the rest of their lives in an Ayn Rand inspired utopia.

Everybody wins.

Tribal Warfare
10-04-2008, 03:54 PM
I'd take Jobs and Workforce position and its responsibilities that is entailed

Logical
10-04-2008, 04:00 PM
Also, why put Republicans in hamster wheels when you can put them in Matrix-style containment tanks?

We'll be able to end our reliance on fossil fuels, they'll be able to live the rest of their lives in an Ayn Rand inspired utopia.

Everybody wins.We need you in charge of Energy will you join us. Transportation is also open. Perhaps we should combine the departments - reduced departments yes...

Logical
10-04-2008, 04:03 PM
I'd take Jobs and Workforce position and its responsibilities that is entailedIt is yours, welcome to the team.

Bowser
10-04-2008, 04:04 PM
Forget all that! WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKING GUNS?????

Logical
10-04-2008, 04:09 PM
In lieu of transporters I propose we build a vast network of pneumatic tubes.

Like in Futurama.Uggh won't the vacuum kill the people?

J Diddy
10-04-2008, 04:15 PM
Uggh won't the vacuum kill the people?



instead of sucking have it blow

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-04-2008, 04:17 PM
That sound you here is a giant sucking sound of all the jobs going south...including 'Hamas' Jenkins, who is announcing his resignation in order to chair Ultra Peanut's re-election campaign. I will remain on board as an adviser to the Cronus campaign, and should Cronus advance and Peanut not, I will be an enthusiastic supporter of his candidacy.

Logical
10-04-2008, 04:19 PM
That sound you here is a giant sucking sound of all the jobs going south...including 'Hamas' Jenkins, who is announcing his resignation in order to chair Ultra Peanut's re-election campaign. I will remain on board as an adviser to the Cronus campaign, and should Cronus advance and Peanut not, I will be an enthusiastic supporter of his candidacy.I thank your for your efforts to date and your advise is welcome. Any chance you might use your considerable graphics skills to assist as we get started.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-04-2008, 04:25 PM
.

Logical
10-04-2008, 04:27 PM
instead of sucking have it blowLMAO

Logical
10-04-2008, 04:27 PM
.Thanks

Fairplay
10-04-2008, 04:27 PM
That sound you here is a giant sucking sound of all the jobs going south...including 'Hamas' Jenkins, who is announcing his resignation in order to chair Ultra Peanut's re-election campaign. I will remain on board as an adviser to the Cronus campaign, and should Cronus advance and Peanut not, I will be an enthusiastic supporter of his candidacy.



Wow, that's like major CNN news.

Stop the presses.

But i think you made a good move personally. Myself i'm part of Fax's Faction. You might check it out. Our independent members might throw our whole weight behind Ultra Peanut. A lot of politics going on behind the scene right now though. We take bribes.

Bowser
10-04-2008, 04:33 PM
.

LMAO

Portlantis
10-04-2008, 04:37 PM
We need you in charge of Energy will you join us. Transportation is also open. Perhaps we should combine the departments - reduced departments yes...

Sure, I'll head the department of energy.

I know some may argue that at 186 post I don't have the experience necessary for a cabinet position. But as a Washington outsider, I think I can bring new and exciting ideas to this campaign.

I am the ultimate maverick. If Cronus wins, I promise that by 2012 we will have completely replaced petroleum with alternative energy sources such as cheap, clean burning whale oil.

http://209.132.96.165/zbc/attachment.php?attachmentid=23509

Damn free-loading whales. It's about time they started giving back.

MOhillbilly
10-04-2008, 04:51 PM
got this notification. joined. now it wont go away. now im thinking i should vote for the other party.

cdcox
10-04-2008, 04:52 PM
Although PeanutPAC and the FAX FACTION were both very tempting, I'm going to throw my support to Cronus - Simply Red.

MOhillbilly
10-04-2008, 04:54 PM
my friend wont stfu. what can you do about this?

Logical
10-04-2008, 05:05 PM
Sure, I'll head the department of energy.

I know some may argue that at 186 post I don't have the experience necessary for a cabinet position. But as a Washington outsider, I think I can bring new and exciting ideas to this campaign.

I am the ultimate maverick. If Cronus wins, I promise that by 2012 we will have completely replaced petroleum with alternative energy sources such as cheap, clean burning whale oil.



Damn free-loading whales. It's about time they started giving back.Welcome to our cabinet

Logical
10-04-2008, 05:05 PM
Although PeanutPAC and the FAX FACTION were both very tempting, I'm going to throw my support to Cronus - Simply Red.Welcome to the team

Bowser
10-04-2008, 05:14 PM
It was a pretty big year for fashion
A lousy year for rock and roll
The people gave their blessing to crimes of passion
It was a dark, dark night for the collective soul
I was somewhere out on Riverside
By the El Royale Hotel
When a stranger appeared in a cloud of smoke
I thought I knew him all too well

He said, "Now that I have your attention
I got somethin' I wanna say
You may not wanna hear it
I'm gonna tell it to ya anyway
You know, I've always liked you, boy
'Cause you were not afraid of me
But things are gonna get mighty rough
Here in Gomorrah-By-The-Sea"

He said, "It's just like home
It's so damned hot, I can't stand it
My fine seersucker suit is all soakin' wet"

And the hills are burning
The wind is raging
And the clock strikes midnight
In the Garden of Allah

"Nice car.........
I love those Bavarians.....so meticulous
Y'know, I remember a time when things were a lot more fun around here
When good was good, and evil was evil
Before things got so.......fuzzy
Yeah, I was once a golden boy like you
I was summoned to the halls of power in the heavenly court
And I dined with the deities who looked upon me with favor
For my talents; my creativity
We sat beneath the palms in the warm afternoon
And drank the wine with Fitzgerald and Huxley

They pawned a biting phrase
From tongues hot with blood
And drained their pens of bitter ink
Vainly reaching for the bottle of empty Edens
Branded specially for the ones
Who had come with great expectations
To the perfumed halls of Allah
For their time in the sun

We were stokin' the fires
And oilin' up the machinery
Until the gods found out we had ideas of our own"

And the war was coming
The earth was shakiung
And there was no more room
In the Garden of Allah

"Today I made and appearance downtown
I am an expert witness, because I say I am
And I said, 'Gentleman....and I use that word loosely...I will testify for you
I'm a gun for hire, I'm a saint, I'm a liar
Because there are no facts, no truth, just data to be manipulated
I can get you any result you like....what's it worth to ya?
Because there is no wrong, there is no right
And I sleep very well at night
No shame, no solution
No remorse, no retribution
Just people selling t-shirts
just opportunity t participate in this pathetic little circus
And winning, winning, winning' "

It was a pretty big year for predators
The marketplace was on a roll
And the land of opportunity
Spawned a whole new breed of men without souls
This year, notoriety got all confused with fame
And the devil is downhearted
Because there's nothing left for him to claim

He said, "It's just like home
It's so low-down, I can't stand it
I guess my work around here has all been done

And the fruit is rotten
The serpent's eyes shine
As he wraps around the vine
In the Garden of Allah

Logical
10-04-2008, 05:15 PM
my friend wont stfu. what can you do about this?I suggest you feed the friend to Hog Farmers pigs.

VonneMarie
10-04-2008, 05:49 PM
What is all this stuff?

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 05:51 PM
Can we say SHUT YOUR f***ING FACE UNCLE f***ER?


I don't mean to get into this, but; c'mon, L.A. Chief Fan, You're prettier than that.

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 05:53 PM
I don't have the power to ban but i have asked Jeff (morph) to join us so there is a possibility.:D

In all honesty, I could get him banned.

VonneMarie
10-04-2008, 05:54 PM
What is all this stuff?

Never mind. I officially don't care.

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 05:56 PM
In lieu of transporters I propose we build a vast network of pneumatic tubes.

Like in Futurama.

.

Logical
10-04-2008, 06:07 PM
CRONUS/Simply Red -- Effective smaller government

The first campaign to fill and publicly announce its cabinet for your review.

Respect Bidges

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 06:08 PM
Welcome! Welcome all that decided to choose. The people who decided that certain ideals and beliefs will get you a ride on the CRONUS wagon in the blue skies of life. People who have decided that you are sick and tired of being governed and owned. Where new idea's blossom and old habits deteriorate. Welcome to our house. This the house that dreams while awake, this is the house where educated play-makers dwell. This is the house where all we do is `DO!`

Welcome to our house, Now, now, friends, our house, is your house,

Together, we'll rule planet #1 and planet #2

*come on in, `Go ahead and pass them out` Any smokers? Candace will bring by the La Gloria Cubana's authentic cuban-cigars Get back in here Laz, we can smoke in here,


CRONUS bought those smoke-exhaust. Yeah I think it's cool they're built in the wall, too.

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 06:14 PM
got this notification. joined. now it wont go away. now im thinking i should vote for the other party.

I don't think that would be wise, Mo.

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 06:43 PM
A world where niners are always within reach.

KcMizzou
10-04-2008, 06:46 PM
A world where niners are always within reach.Dude... I'm in.

Logical
10-04-2008, 06:47 PM
Oh did we mention that Beer is very American!!!!

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 06:48 PM
.

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 06:50 PM
her,

Logical
10-04-2008, 07:35 PM
Attention Peeps

Our campaign has an urgent need. We need support with advertisements so people with graphics/photoshop skill please stepforward and lend a hand. UP and Hamas make a formidible challenge once we get past the primaries. Please lend a hand if you can.

If remuneration is needed I can offer up to $2000 casino cash for 5 acceptable ads with appropriate messages.

Claythan is working on a part time basis to put a Chiefsplanet in the hand of this fellow which was widely loved by others and myself back in the days when I was Logical.

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/7349/wizard054zi3.jpg

We are also offering the position of Press Secretary if interested.

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 09:15 PM
I hope you, `the people` make the right choice for your families. These are serious times, we're serious people.
We are `The Businessmen.`

Logical
10-04-2008, 10:38 PM
I am working on fixing my lame attempt at graphics.

Rausch
10-04-2008, 11:50 PM
her,

Why's that hot chick hanging out with a loser like Tim Robbins?

Count Zarth
10-04-2008, 11:51 PM
Who the fuck is HH? Get that shit out of there.

go bowe
10-04-2008, 11:54 PM
can i be a supreme?

i think it would be fun to be a supreme...

but i'll wait until after cronus/simply red are elected fair and square...

or is that fair and balanced?

Logical
10-04-2008, 11:59 PM
Who the f*** is HH? Get that shit out of there.Don't worry that was just to get started until you could come back. I will fix it pronto

Count Zarth
10-05-2008, 12:01 AM
It fucks up your sig...looks all wonky

Logical
10-05-2008, 12:04 AM
It f***s up your sig...looks all wonkyThat look better it centers your graphic. How do I center it without it?

Count Zarth
10-05-2008, 12:05 AM
You don't need to credit me...just get it out of there, looks awful.

Logical
10-05-2008, 12:12 AM
You don't need to credit me...just get it out of there, looks awful.Done

Count Zarth
10-05-2008, 12:13 AM
Much better.

WTF did you do to the avatar I gave you? It's all pixelated.

Count Zarth
10-05-2008, 12:19 AM
Now we rollin.'

All the other campaigns were designed on an etch-a-sketch.

Simply Red
10-05-2008, 12:38 AM
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Ultra Peanut
10-05-2008, 12:39 AM
Gee, looks like CRONUS is in the pocket of Big Claythan. Are you really willing to vote for someone who takes orders from Claythan?

Never mind. I officially don't care.That's great. Vote for me!

http://i34.tinypic.com/315xxqg.png

Count Zarth
10-05-2008, 12:41 AM
Your fonts and gradients are weak.

Ultra Peanut
10-05-2008, 12:43 AM
Your fonts and gradients are weak.So's your face.

KcMizzou
10-05-2008, 12:49 AM
So's your face.LMAO

That avy rocks. Just sayin'.

Logical
10-05-2008, 03:57 AM
Testhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=81738&stc=1&d=1223200276

Logical
10-05-2008, 04:32 AM
Avys members and supporters may upload

Logical
10-05-2008, 04:35 AM
Sigs or Banner ads members and supporters may want to use.

Logical
10-05-2008, 04:47 AM
Here is a medium size Gif for a signature.

JuicesFlowing
10-05-2008, 09:41 AM
I contributed $90 to the cause today, CRONUS. More to come in the future.

gblowfish
10-05-2008, 09:45 AM
If it's all about the cash, everybody in the organization just needs to rep every post by everybody else in the organization, then funnel the cash to the treasury.

How thoroughly Republican...

Logical
10-05-2008, 01:25 PM
If it's all about the cash, everybody in the organization just needs to rep every post by everybody else in the organization, then funnel the cash to the treasury.

How thoroughly Republican...Interesting Idea but we are running as Dems. Nothing says we cannot coopt their ideas though.:D

J Diddy
10-05-2008, 01:26 PM
Interesting Idea but we are running as Dems. Nothing says we cannot coopt their ideas though.:D



damn I just donated 5000 to ya

I'm tapped out

Logical
10-05-2008, 01:27 PM
Chiefs game is effectively over and I don't want to participate in the bash fest, hope I can draw others away. This is a very young team and last week was probably a pleasant diversion.

Logical
10-05-2008, 07:43 PM
NEW Signature

Count Zarth
10-05-2008, 07:46 PM
Jesus Christ. That looks terrible. You've taken my creation and framed it with shit. I'm horrified.

Coach
10-05-2008, 07:48 PM
Jesus Christ. That looks terrible. You've taken my creation and framed it with shit. I'm horrified.

Your opinion in here don't matter anymore, Benedict Arnold. Begone.

Logical
10-05-2008, 07:52 PM
Jesus Christ. That looks terrible. You've taken my creation and framed it with shit. I'm horrified.

Do me a favor then and replace your sig in it with something you think looks great. We want to capture the disgruntlement vote. I am a rookie at this working with a shitty application.

Logical
10-05-2008, 07:53 PM
Your opinion in here don't matter anymore, Benedict Arnold. Begone.Stand down trooper we need his help. He has been great so far.

Count Zarth
10-05-2008, 07:56 PM
Do me a favor then and replace your sig in it with something you think looks great. We want to capture the disgruntlement vote. I am a rookie at this working with a shitty application.

Maybe tomorrow.

I could put Herm and Carl's head where the globe is. :D

Logical
10-05-2008, 08:09 PM
Maybe tomorrow.

I could put Herm and Carl's head where the globe is. :DI like that idea.

Simply Red
10-06-2008, 11:34 AM
Mr. Cronus, You, of course are first. I'll go last. All enjoy the taco-bar.

Coach
10-06-2008, 11:52 AM
Stand down trooper we need his help. He has been great so far.

I hereby submit my resignation as I will not associate myself with someone who negotiates with a well-known terrorist group.

Rausch
10-06-2008, 11:53 AM
WTF is going on here?

MOhillbilly
10-06-2008, 01:24 PM
what the point of a donation? does it take away from my rep points when i reset it? i want a strong military and more freedoms.

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2008, 02:14 PM
DRUDGE: DISSENSION IN THE CRONUS/RED RANKS?

WTF is going on here?Vote for me and I will work to make Streamlink free for all Planetstanizens.

Logical
10-06-2008, 02:57 PM
I hereby submit my resignation as I will not associate myself with someone who negotiates with a well-known terrorist group.Just to satisfy my curiosity, what well known terrorist group?

Logical
10-06-2008, 02:59 PM
WTF is going on here?We are running a political campaign in Rain Mans election. UP is a Republican candidate. I am Democratic candidate folllowing Libertarian philosophy. We need supporters, please join and help.

MOhillbilly
10-06-2008, 03:10 PM
answer my question if you want my contributions.

Simply Red
10-06-2008, 03:15 PM
what the point of a donation? does it take away from my rep points when i reset it? i want a strong military and more freedoms.

None now,

no.

You've come to the right place,

Simply Red
10-06-2008, 03:17 PM
We are running a political campaign in Rain Mans election. UP is a Republican candidate. I am Democratic candidate folllowing Libertarian philosophy. We need supporters, please join and help.

He's been invited already.

MOhillbilly
10-06-2008, 03:19 PM
im in.

MOhillbilly
10-06-2008, 03:30 PM
no Ag. dept.?

Simply Red
10-06-2008, 03:38 PM
no Ag. dept.?

I'll get w/ CRONUS. I'm pm'ing you now.

Logical
10-06-2008, 06:05 PM
I'll get w/ CRONUS. I'm pm'ing you now.

Rain Man did not make an Agriculture Department (but I will make one of my own for Mohillbilly.

Simply Red
10-06-2008, 06:24 PM
Rain Man did not make an Agriculture Department (but I will make one of my own for Mohillbilly.

Very well, I think we need to emphasis team work, after all, It's what we are all about.

KurtCobain
10-06-2008, 06:28 PM
I heard Cronus wishes Tony Gonzalez would get into and accident like Derrick Thomas.

Is this what you want from your ChiefsPlanet Prez? Fuck no. That's not cool. That's fuckin fucked up dude.

Vote cool. Joey cool.

Logical
10-06-2008, 06:51 PM
I heard Cronus wishes Tony Gonzalez would get into and accident like Derrick Thomas.

Is this what you want from your ChiefsPlanet Prez? **** no. That's not cool. That's ****in ****ed up dude.

Vote cool. Joey cool.Slander and lies, We only want him to be traded to the NYG for a 2nd round pick so he can enjoy the Championship that he deserves and we were never able to give him.

Coach
10-06-2008, 07:05 PM
Just to satisfy my curiosity, what well known terrorist group?

Hermines and WPI.

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2008, 07:08 PM
I heard Cronus wishes Tony Gonzalez would get into and accident like Derrick Thomas.The media could cause a backlash for this. Quick! Edit your post, dude!

KurtCobain
10-06-2008, 07:08 PM
Slander and lies, We only want him to be traded to the NYG for a 2nd round pick so he can enjoy the Championship that he deserves and we were never able to give him.

A likely coverup story.

MahiMike
10-06-2008, 07:09 PM
Which one of you guys looks like Tina Fey?

KurtCobain
10-06-2008, 07:11 PM
My VP BuckinKaeding looks like Tina Fey after she just got slapped around by Jesus' penis.

Logical
10-06-2008, 09:02 PM
Which one of you guys looks like Tina Fey?None of my campaign team resemble that ditzy Palin woman or the actress who magnificently portrays her.

Logical
10-07-2008, 11:32 AM
Folks we were serving biscuits and gravy with Pork Sausage (always lots of Pork served when you are one of our supporters) and did I forget the fresh squeezed Orange Juice squeezed by Rachel Ray herself, she is a sweetheart.

CRONUS/SIMPLY Red 08

MOhillbilly
10-07-2008, 11:44 AM
id like to nominate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYGCpGzFWh0 for the oficial CRONUS/SIMPLY Red 08 campaign song.

Simply Red
10-07-2008, 12:50 PM
That sound you here is a giant sucking sound of all the jobs going south...including 'Hamas' Jenkins, who is announcing his resignation in order to chair Ultra Peanut's re-election campaign. I will remain on board as an adviser to the Cronus campaign, and should Cronus advance and Peanut not, I will be an enthusiastic supporter of his candidacy.




No thanks.

Bill Parcells
10-07-2008, 01:40 PM
I am now for FAX! death to UP and CRONUS

http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/BPChiefsPlanet.gif

Ultra Peanut
10-07-2008, 01:43 PM
Damn homey, I could've given you the logo with transparency if you'd asked.

Simply Red
10-07-2008, 01:45 PM
I am now for FAX! death to UP and CRONUS

http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/BPChiefsPlanet.gif

Kill Yourself! / Hamas Jenkins (in the UP camp)

Bill Parcells
10-07-2008, 01:51 PM
Kill Yourself! / Hamas Jenkins (in the UP camp)

You forgot ''die in a fire''

Simply Red
10-07-2008, 02:01 PM
You forgot ''die in a fire''

That's Saul's trademark.

Simply Red
10-07-2008, 04:18 PM
Sorry we haven't bumped this in a while. We've had a closed-door meeting for about three hours. We had deep fried shrimp and blackened grouper w/ asparagus lattice for lunch, also a nice crusty-bread and a burgundy. I drank lemon-water, though.

listopencil
10-07-2008, 07:32 PM
I'm in.

listopencil
10-07-2008, 07:35 PM
Hey...uh...I was told there would be donuts.

Simply Red
10-07-2008, 07:44 PM
Hey...uh...I was told there would be donuts.

Tomorrow morning Jonathan is working the crepe bar. Fresh berries, etc. We'll also have Irish Coffee w/ Jameson.

listopencil
10-07-2008, 07:46 PM
Tomorrow morning Jonathan is working the crepe bar. Fresh berries, etc. We'll also have Irish Coffee w/ Jameson.

OK, then. Definitely in.

Logical
10-07-2008, 09:44 PM
I am now for FAX! death to UP and CRONUS

http://homepage.eircom.net/%7Enyjets/BPChiefsPlanet.gifDude that is really, really an amazing graphic.

Logical
10-07-2008, 09:50 PM
Hermines and WPI.I try to separate real life from my fantasy endeavors. I had no idea that you were not. I grant your real life opinion of Claythan regarding Herm and WPI.

Simply Red
10-08-2008, 03:57 PM
I try to separate real life from my fantasy endeavors. I had no idea that you were not. I grant your real life opinion of Claythan regarding Herm and WPI.

Me too.

Logical
10-08-2008, 04:37 PM
CRONUS/Simply Red welcome Fire Me Boy! as Press Secretary

We are also announcing Ammorix - tiptap - and hopefully soon whoman69 as our
Debate Prep Team

No job and no detail is either too large, too small or too mundane for the
CRONUS/Simply Red team

With CRONUS/Simply Red administration you don't just get two candidates you get our outstanding team.

Simply Red
10-12-2008, 12:13 PM
I'm not a liar. and stuff...

Bowser
10-12-2008, 12:22 PM
GAAAHH!

Simply Red
10-12-2008, 01:08 PM
What? people have requested seeing who they're voting for.

Over-Head
10-12-2008, 01:34 PM
:bong: yep, :bong:

Simply Red
10-12-2008, 01:37 PM
Never touch the stuff.

Simply Red
10-13-2008, 09:43 AM
We promise to project the optimism of Franklin D Roosevelt, the faith in small town America of Dwight D. Eisenhower and the vigor of John F. Kennedy. While cutting government to the bone with a smile.

triple
10-13-2008, 09:43 AM
this chit is ghey

Tribal Warfare
10-13-2008, 11:21 AM
On my Workforce platform, I'll help everyone who needs to sustain a living with the ventures of the nomadic entertainment industries which all lunches will include cotton candy and a corn dog.

Simply Red
10-13-2008, 11:44 AM
this chit is ghey

Kill yourself, seriously.

Simply Red
10-13-2008, 12:48 PM
On my Workforce platform, I'll help everyone who needs to sustain a living with the ventures of the nomadic entertainment industries which all lunches will include cotton candy and a corn dog.

This is great news!

RJ
10-13-2008, 01:05 PM
When I become Secretary of Commerce and Trade I will trade Herm Edwards back to the Jets for the 4th round pick we gave up to get him. I will then sell Carl to Eastern European slave traders, preferably slave traders who specialize in the gay porn market. His screen name will be "Carl the Catcher".

Vote Cronus/Simply Red for reduced government and fattier pork.

Simply Red
10-13-2008, 01:25 PM
When I become Secretary of Commerce and Trade I will trade Herm Edwards back to the Jets for the 4th round pick we gave up to get him. I will then sell Carl to Eastern European slave traders, preferably slave traders who specialize in the gay porn market. His screen name will be "Carl the Catcher".

Vote Cronus/Simply Red for reduced government and fattier pork.

We have all kinds of plans!

Logical
10-13-2008, 01:30 PM
When I become Secretary of Commerce and Trade I will trade Herm Edwards back to the Jets for the 4th round pick we gave up to get him. I will then sell Carl to Eastern European slave traders, preferably slave traders who specialize in the gay porn market. His screen name will be "Carl the Catcher".

Vote Cronus/Simply Red for reduced government and fattier pork.Is there any doubt this is the type of clear headed thinking we need in our times of trouble?

Simply Red
10-13-2008, 01:33 PM
Is there any doubt this is the type of clear headed thinking we need in our times of trouble?

No.

Simply Red
10-16-2008, 12:53 AM
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Logical
10-20-2008, 01:38 AM
We don't just have a Pres/VP ticket, we have an entire cabinet for you to judge at CRONUS/Simply Red 08