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Ari Chi3fs
10-04-2008, 03:21 PM
Here is why:

Houston has WAY more single guys than single women. The next post will have attached image.

Ari Chi3fs
10-04-2008, 03:22 PM
Its all figured out now, see... its not his fault, people.

L.A. Chieffan
10-04-2008, 03:22 PM
Alota sluts in ChiTown

Bill Parcells
10-04-2008, 03:23 PM
Does GoChiefs actually have a penis? does anybody know?

Perhaps Phobia knows? did he lift the toilet seat in his house?

Ari Chi3fs
10-04-2008, 03:24 PM
why you keep changing your name, Bill Parcells? We are gonna forget you exist eventually.

Ari Chi3fs
10-04-2008, 03:24 PM
If Simply Red had some nuts, he could probably get laid in Atlanta. Seems to be a surplus of ho's there.

Bill Parcells
10-04-2008, 03:25 PM
why you keep changing your name, Bill Parcells? We are gonna forget you exist eventually.

How many times have you changed your name?

I think I'm settled in on this one now.

And answer my question, does GoChiefs actually have a penis?

KurtCobain
10-04-2008, 03:27 PM
I think I'm settled in on this one now.



It looks nice on you.

Guru
10-04-2008, 03:28 PM
But all the hot chicks live in Houston.

Otter
10-04-2008, 03:29 PM
I'm not sure if I should be surprised or not by the San Francisco stats.

I do remember hearing from friends who lived in Boulder & Aspen that it was a sausage fest unless you were rich and the money grubbing whores flocked to you.

Ari Chi3fs
10-04-2008, 03:29 PM
How many times have you changed your name?

I think I'm settled in on this one now.

And answer my question, does GoChiefs actually have a penis?


Dunno about GoChiefs penis, perhaps he will send you a pic?

As far as names go... I have been Chi3fs, Ali Chi3fs, Ari Chi3fs and Ari Douch3. Not too hard to tell with my name changes.

You have been Bill Parcells, Immodium AD, Dimension 2112, Programmer, Shitsprayer and a couple others... no continuity.

Bill Parcells
10-04-2008, 03:32 PM
Dunno about GoChiefs penis, perhaps he will send you a pic?

As far as names go... I have been Chi3fs, Ali Chi3fs, Ari Chi3fs and Ari Douch3. Not too hard to tell with my name changes.

You have been Bill Parcells, Immodium AD, Dimension 2112, Programmer, Shitsprayer and a couple others... no continuity.

Wow, you got me there. I thought I could fly under the radar as SHTSPRAYER and Programmer. :(

Sully
10-04-2008, 03:32 PM
He should join the Wisconsin marching band...

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2008/10/04/sports/FBC-U.S-Band-Suspended.php

KurtCobain
10-04-2008, 03:34 PM
Wow, you got me there. I thought I could fly under the radar as SHTSPRAYER and Programmer. :(

I'm going to call you mud.

Bill Parcells
10-04-2008, 03:42 PM
I'm going to call you mud.

Thank you

Phobia
10-04-2008, 03:45 PM
But all the hot chicks live in Houston.

I've been working hard to export them though.

Phobia
10-04-2008, 03:46 PM
Does GoChiefs actually have a penis? does anybody know?

Perhaps Phobia knows? did he lift the toilet seat in his house?

I didn't really pay a lot of attention to the boy's penis. You should invite him over and meatpeak.

Bill Parcells
10-04-2008, 03:55 PM
I didn't really pay a lot of attention to the boy's penis. You should invite him over and meatpeak.

''Boy''?

He won't come out here. I offered him a ticket to the Chiefs game last year and all he did was whine about airfare.

Fairplay
10-04-2008, 04:16 PM
Houston has WAY more single guys than single women.



Maybe that's why GoChiefs wants to stay in Houston._:thailor:

stumppy
10-04-2008, 04:24 PM
Sounds like Houston is the perfect place for him to get some peter.

Over-Head
10-04-2008, 05:30 PM
He need's to go re-read
"Questions young people ask. Answers that work" again ROFL

Count Zarth
10-04-2008, 09:15 PM
He need's to go re-read
"Questions young people ask. Answers that work" again ROFL

Don't squeeze or pick! ROFL

Well, Kansas City looks pretty perfect then, Ari.

Count Zarth
10-04-2008, 09:28 PM
What is up with all the horny bitches on the east coast?

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 09:33 PM
What is up with all the horny bitches on the east coast?

they're hawt.

luv
10-04-2008, 09:34 PM
Looks like I need to move to LA.

Simply Red
10-04-2008, 09:37 PM
The ratio of hotness is high in Atlanta too.

Count Zarth
10-04-2008, 09:41 PM
That's because Midnight Vulture makes them all get divorces to bathe in his godliness.

88TG88
10-04-2008, 09:42 PM
It looks like a sausage fest in my city.

blueballs
10-04-2008, 10:12 PM
who pays for this crap
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errrrrrrrrr go Rainman