Logical
10-04-2008, 03:25 PM
Only if you're serious about reduced government:thumb:
Our Team
Simply Red (Vice President) if you have a vice, it is OK with him.
The cabinet positions and who has filled them:
(cdcox) Environment: We will remove the Broncos and Raiders what else would you do with Toxic Waste.
(RJ) Commerce and Trade - he will provide the pork. If you want to pork see Banyon or HJ
(Banyon) Justice and Crime: Legalized Prostitution and Controlled Drug distribution are his domain. Defense & Homeland security will be controlled here
([Secretary of Defense eazyb81] reporting to Banyon) Defense and the Military - Remember smaller Govt is Better (This department will be run as part of the Justice and Crime cabinet position)
(Tribal Warfare) Jobs and Workforce: 1Power to the People, Power to the People Right On.
(HolyHandgernade) Education: We won’t offer sex education to Kindergartners we will just give them tasers and explain that they can use them against BAD people.
(Adept Havelock) International Affairs. 15% We encourage international affairs just remember to pullout after insertions.
(Portlantis) Energy: We will also use Republicans in our new nifty human wheel power (saves on those pesky club memberships)
(Pitt Gorilla) Transportation: 5% Transporter chambers for all…no wait without Spock and Scotty that won’t work so instead we will.. (Coming soon)
("The honorable J. Diddy I") Health and Human Services: We will tax broccoli and liver because eating healthy is unAmerican. Ciggy and Cigars for all that want them. Oh did we mention that Beer is very American!!!!
(Laz) Monetary and Economic Issues: We like money send us yours :evil:
Homeland Security- Remember smaller Govt is Better It is a redundant, bloated dept that only made you wait in long airport lines
(penchief) Veterans' Issues. First thing is free Pie and psychiatric care for KCJohnny and Programmer.
Housing and Urban Development - Remember reduced government is better government - folded into H&HS
Unofficial members of the (non-Rain Man suggested) Cabinet are:
gblowfish (Drug Czar) George says you want drugs I can find them.
Mohillbilly Adviser on Agricultural issues.
Fire Me Boy! Press Secretary
CRONUS-Simply Red
We promise to project the optimism of Franklin D Roosevelt, the faith in small town America of Dwight D. Eisenhower and the vigor of John F. Kennedy. While cutting government to the bone with a smile.
Donations Welcome
Edit: Welcome to our new Press Secretary Fire Me Boy!
CRONUS/Simply Red want everyone to know we want you to have your guns and Religions (IF that is your desire) no clinging in our America
Oh yeah and donuts (lots of wonderful yummy donuts) and don't forget the fattier pork.
We are now promising a Yummy American Apricot Chicken in every pot with American grown Apricots used to develop that yummy sauce.
Our Team
Simply Red (Vice President) if you have a vice, it is OK with him.
The cabinet positions and who has filled them:
(cdcox) Environment: We will remove the Broncos and Raiders what else would you do with Toxic Waste.
(RJ) Commerce and Trade - he will provide the pork. If you want to pork see Banyon or HJ
(Banyon) Justice and Crime: Legalized Prostitution and Controlled Drug distribution are his domain. Defense & Homeland security will be controlled here
([Secretary of Defense eazyb81] reporting to Banyon) Defense and the Military - Remember smaller Govt is Better (This department will be run as part of the Justice and Crime cabinet position)
(Tribal Warfare) Jobs and Workforce: 1Power to the People, Power to the People Right On.
(HolyHandgernade) Education: We won’t offer sex education to Kindergartners we will just give them tasers and explain that they can use them against BAD people.
(Adept Havelock) International Affairs. 15% We encourage international affairs just remember to pullout after insertions.
(Portlantis) Energy: We will also use Republicans in our new nifty human wheel power (saves on those pesky club memberships)
(Pitt Gorilla) Transportation: 5% Transporter chambers for all…no wait without Spock and Scotty that won’t work so instead we will.. (Coming soon)
("The honorable J. Diddy I") Health and Human Services: We will tax broccoli and liver because eating healthy is unAmerican. Ciggy and Cigars for all that want them. Oh did we mention that Beer is very American!!!!
(Laz) Monetary and Economic Issues: We like money send us yours :evil:
Homeland Security- Remember smaller Govt is Better It is a redundant, bloated dept that only made you wait in long airport lines
(penchief) Veterans' Issues. First thing is free Pie and psychiatric care for KCJohnny and Programmer.
Housing and Urban Development - Remember reduced government is better government - folded into H&HS
Unofficial members of the (non-Rain Man suggested) Cabinet are:
gblowfish (Drug Czar) George says you want drugs I can find them.
Mohillbilly Adviser on Agricultural issues.
Fire Me Boy! Press Secretary
CRONUS-Simply Red
We promise to project the optimism of Franklin D Roosevelt, the faith in small town America of Dwight D. Eisenhower and the vigor of John F. Kennedy. While cutting government to the bone with a smile.
Donations Welcome
Edit: Welcome to our new Press Secretary Fire Me Boy!
CRONUS/Simply Red want everyone to know we want you to have your guns and Religions (IF that is your desire) no clinging in our America
Oh yeah and donuts (lots of wonderful yummy donuts) and don't forget the fattier pork.
We are now promising a Yummy American Apricot Chicken in every pot with American grown Apricots used to develop that yummy sauce.