PDA

View Full Version : Food and Drink Fat bitch fined for taking too long to eat


Count Zarth
10-04-2008, 09:44 PM
Eat, bitch! Eat! Also, I love british newspapers with their funky language.

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/9626/kfc280x390603848ari8.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece

150 fine... for staying too long at the KFC
By ALASTAIR TAYLOR


FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a 150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”.

<!-- Article Start --><roottag>The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch.

They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00603/kfc_embed_180x250_603795a.jpg

The 24-year-old fumed yesterday: “It’s disgusting. I spend a lot of money in there. Now I’m never going back.”
Hungry

Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.

The mega bucket, which busts the Health Department’s recommended 1,940-a-day calorie count for women, cost her 13.16p.

Natalie vowed there was fat chance of her paying the 150 — insisting: “It didn’t feel like I was in there all that long. We were hungry.”

Last night KFC said restaurant parking was contracted to private firm Civil Enforcement Ltd — but promised to review Natalie’s case.

A spokesman said: “A parking restriction was introduced to prevent non-KFC customers using the car park.

“The 75-minute time limit is designed to accommodate our customers who generally eat for about 30 minutes.”
</roottag>

RJ
10-04-2008, 09:47 PM
It's finger licking good.

Coach
10-04-2008, 09:49 PM
Kansas Fried Chicks.

JuicesFlowing
10-04-2008, 09:49 PM
FAST food fan


Priceless.

Bill Parcells
10-04-2008, 09:50 PM
She was ''gorging herself on a family size meal''



ROFL

JuicesFlowing
10-04-2008, 09:50 PM
Her arm is as big as my waist. Sick.

BigRock
10-04-2008, 09:51 PM
YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR
YOU GO NOW
YOU NO COME HERE ANYMORE

ZootedGranny
10-04-2008, 09:52 PM
"Fast food fan," "gorging," "plumped for," "fat chance."

Well played.

Count Zarth
10-04-2008, 09:54 PM
"scoffing"

"plumped"

"bosses"

I love brits.

JuicesFlowing
10-04-2008, 09:55 PM
That is a pretty amusing read.

Baconeater
10-04-2008, 10:05 PM
What a disgusting excuse for a human being, christ, have some respect for yourself you fat fucking pig.

Munson
10-04-2008, 10:06 PM
THAT'S A HUUUUGE BITCH!!!ROFL

Boon
10-04-2008, 10:12 PM
Wonder what she would look like in a cow costume.

blueballs
10-04-2008, 10:38 PM
She shits lard on bronco lineman's chests

beavis
10-04-2008, 11:08 PM
KFC in the UK is even more revolting there than it is here. I ate there one time and never went back. I can't explain it, but it's like double the shitty mayo, and greasier chicken.

Bwana
10-04-2008, 11:11 PM
Bad ditchpig, BAD!