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Logical
10-05-2008, 12:56 AM
A few jabs at Joe Biden as well.

Sorry no links yet as soon as they are available I will add them.

Now they are ripping on Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi and the bailout situation. - both sad and funny

Simply Red
10-05-2008, 12:57 AM
A few jabs at Joe Biden as well.

Sorry no links yet as soon as they are available I will add them.

Now they are ripping on Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi and the bailout situation. - both sad and funny

That was comical, caught it last-night as it aired.

Ari Chi3fs
10-05-2008, 01:13 AM
I JUST missed the debates parody! Damn! And YouTube is locked down from showing it, and NBC won't put it up until the west coast sees it entirely.

DaneMcCloud
10-05-2008, 01:18 AM
I JUST missed the debates parody! Damn! And YouTube is locked down from showing it, and NBC won't put it up until the west coast sees it entirely.


The West Coast is eeeeeveeeal

Ari Chi3fs
10-05-2008, 01:36 AM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/04/tina-fey-as-sarah-palin-i_n_131964.html

Here it is... non embeddable.

Ari Chi3fs
10-05-2008, 01:37 AM
The West Coast is eeeeeveeeal


No kidding, right?! Look at all the lonely dudes.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=81721&stc=1&d=1223155312

Cannibal
10-05-2008, 02:04 AM
There were quite few grains of truth in that skit which is the main ingredient for great comedy. It was funny as hell.

Adam
10-05-2008, 08:04 AM
Absolutely brilliant. Even better than the Palin/Hillary skit. I knew the Palin stuff would be funny, but the Joe Biden stuff had me laughing even harder. Very well done. (And a great Gwen Ifill impersonation as well.)

PRIEST
10-05-2008, 08:06 AM
Well done ROFL

Programmer
10-05-2008, 08:07 AM
It must be a life's ambition for you.

:rolleyes:

whoman69
10-05-2008, 08:15 AM
"Maverick." Time to take a drink now. Those who took part in that drinking game would have been sh!tfaced by the end.

PRIEST
10-05-2008, 08:27 AM
It must be a life's ambition for you.

:rolleyes:


You still talking. STFU:deevee:

DaKCMan AP
10-05-2008, 08:31 AM
Hilarious!

Programmer
10-05-2008, 08:34 AM
You still talking. STFU:deevee:

You might try taking your own advice, you are a moron.

Programmer
10-05-2008, 08:34 AM
Hilarious!Ghey

banyon
10-05-2008, 08:35 AM
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PRIEST
10-05-2008, 08:36 AM
You might try taking your own advice, you are a moron.






OK numb nuts

Programmer
10-05-2008, 08:37 AM
OK numb nuts

Good morning little child. Got any more names out of the first grade name calling book?

You are a waste of time.

banyon
10-05-2008, 08:37 AM
Hey look everyone, it's Sunday morning and Programmer's here to share Christ's love with us!

Ultra Peanut
10-05-2008, 08:47 AM
Fey's Palin is obviously great, but holy shit Sudeikis has some amazing lines as Biden.

Friendo
10-05-2008, 09:06 AM
Fey's Palin is obviously great, but holy shit Sudeikis has some amazing lines as Biden.

he was spot on--funny stuff!

chiefforlife
10-05-2008, 09:43 AM
That was freakin hilarious, what a great way to wake up this morning! Both were funny, that was a good Biden and of course a perfect Palin.

How anyone could think she actually won that debate is beyond reason.

sportsshrink
10-05-2008, 09:54 AM
Hilarious for sure. For me if I had to rank them I would say:

1.Biden
2.Ifill
3.Palin-only because I have seen Fey's schtick several times.

Baby Lee
10-05-2008, 10:01 AM
The CNN coverage of Pelosi, Bush and Frank was superior.


Oh, and I'm gonna talk to a goat.

banyon
10-05-2008, 10:04 AM
The CNN coverage of Pelosi, Bush and Frank was superior.


Oh, and I'm gonna talk to a goat.

I liked the VP debate, but Armisen doing Frank was hilarious.

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Sully
10-05-2008, 12:30 PM
"I believe marriage is a sacred institution between two unwilling teens."

ROFL

Seriously, Sarah Palin may be the best thing to happen to SNL since Will Farrell.

Logical
10-05-2008, 01:48 PM
There were quite few grains of truth in that skit which is the main ingredient for great comedy. It was funny as hell.I roared at the acting she did with Ifill, the double and triple takes, the raised eyebrows in disbelief. In my mind all three were funny but Ifills understated and often unspoken humor made the skit really take off.

Laz
10-05-2008, 01:58 PM
"I believe marriage is a sacred institution between two unwilling teens."

ROFL

omg that was brutal!!

LMAOLMAO

Coach
10-05-2008, 02:31 PM
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2492/palinqh6.jpg

Logical
10-05-2008, 02:50 PM
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2492/palinqh6.jpgROFL:clap:

Adept Havelock
10-05-2008, 04:12 PM
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2492/palinqh6.jpg

ROFL

Dead.Solid.Perfect.

Programmer
10-06-2008, 07:04 AM
Hey look everyone, it's Sunday morning and Programmer's here to share Christ's love with us!

Hey look, it's banyon, the board atheist, trying to make fun of everyone's religion.

Nice shot, worthless, but nice all the same.

Programmer
10-06-2008, 07:06 AM
"I believe marriage is a sacred institution between two unwilling teens."


Very Christian of you Sully. Which form of Christianity did that come from?

J Diddy
10-06-2008, 07:09 AM
Hey look, it's banyon, the board atheist, trying to make fun of everyone's religion.

Nice shot, worthless, but nice all the same.

Hey look, it's programmer, the board idiot, trying to make fun of something or anything.

Nice shot, cocksucker, but still an idiot.

J Diddy
10-06-2008, 07:09 AM
Very Christian of you Sully. Which form of Christianity did that come from?

it's a quote from the clip stupid fuck.

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2008, 07:36 AM
Very Christian of you Sully. Which form of Christianity did that come from?You're a pervert.

Sully
10-06-2008, 08:35 AM
Very Christian of you Sully. Which form of Christianity did that come from?

ROFL

What was un-Christian about laughing at that?

It's not like I started calling people homosexual slurs for disagreeing with me. It's not like I rooted for harm to someone. It's not like I told those who I didn't like to "phuque" off...no...those are all your tricks...CHristian brother.

Programmer
10-06-2008, 07:31 PM
You're a pervert.

Coming from the board pervert I guess that is supposed to be a compliment? Get a life lady.

Programmer
10-06-2008, 07:34 PM
"I believe marriage is a sacred institution between two unwilling teens."



Seriously, Sarah Palin may be the best thing to happen to SNL since Will Farrell.



What was un-Christian about laughing at that?

It's not like I started calling people homosexual slurs for disagreeing with me. It's not like I rooted for harm to someone. It's not like I told those who I didn't like to "phuque" off...no...those are all your tricks...CHristian brother.

Oh, so your sin is less objectionable? Good thing I'm not your judge. It's also a great thing you are not my judge. (Doing the judging others again I see! Or is this just a continuation?)

banyon
10-06-2008, 07:38 PM
Hey look, it's banyon, the board atheist, trying to make fun of everyone's religion.

Nice shot, worthless, but nice all the same.

Find ONE post where I have ever advocated an atheistic point of view.

bango
10-06-2008, 07:40 PM
Find ONE post where I have ever advocated an atheistic point of view.

This one. You mentioned Atheism.

SHTSPRAYER
10-06-2008, 07:52 PM
http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/pds.jpg

MahiMike
10-06-2008, 07:54 PM
The guy doing Biden matched her for funniness. She basically did the exact answers that Sarah did herself. No need to improve on that comedy routine.

banyon
10-06-2008, 07:58 PM
Hey look, it's banyon, the board atheist, trying to make fun of everyone's religion.

Nice shot, worthless, but nice all the same.

Where did you go, coward?

Adept Havelock
10-06-2008, 09:20 PM
This one. You mentioned Atheism.

I feel compelled to point out mentioning ≠ advocating.

Programmer
10-06-2008, 09:20 PM
Where did you go, coward?

You need to reconsider a few things.

Programmer
10-06-2008, 09:22 PM
Find ONE post where I have ever advocated an atheistic point of view.

I'm sure there are 100's of them. Find them your self. If you were a Christian you wouldn't post as you do, right?

Dude, I don't care about your religion or lack of religion, as it were. You are a useless piece of flesh. Go back to chasing ambulances.

banyon
10-06-2008, 09:29 PM
I'm sure there are 100's of them. Find them your self. If you were a Christian you wouldn't post as you do, right?

Dude, I don't care about your religion or lack of religion, as it were. You are a useless piece of flesh. Go back to chasing ambulances.

I'm a Christian, and your disdain is palbably offensive.

The fact that you can't produce anything to support your slur to the contrary is just another nail in your coffin here. Frankly, it's despicable, particularly for someone who professes to be a Christian.

Maybe you shouldn't have brought this thread back up.

Guru
10-06-2008, 11:43 PM
I'm sure there are 100's of them. Find them your self. If you were a Christian you wouldn't post as you do, right?

Dude, I don't care about your religion or lack of religion, as it were. You are a useless piece of flesh. Go back to chasing ambulances.

Very christian of you.:rolleyes:

J Diddy
10-06-2008, 11:44 PM
I'm sure there are 100's of them. Find them your self. If you were a Christian you wouldn't post as you do, right?

Dude, I don't care about your religion or lack of religion, as it were. You are a useless piece of flesh. Go back to chasing ambulances.


ROFLROFLROFL

Programmer
10-07-2008, 05:47 AM
Very christian of you.:rolleyes:

Well, thank you, thank you very much.

Sully
10-07-2008, 12:24 PM
Oh, so your sin is less objectionable? Good thing I'm not your judge. It's also a great thing you are not my judge. (Doing the judging others again I see! Or is this just a continuation?)

ROFL

So are all those things you consistently do in line with your faith?
Is calling people gay simply because they disagree with you a faithful way to live?
Is telling people to "phuque off" when they disagree with you a faithful way to live?
Is wishing for the harm of someone a faithful way to live?
Is hating someone because you want to believe they are a "gay Iranian" a faithful way to live?


I'm not judging you. I'm asking you to judge yourself.

SportsRacer
10-07-2008, 01:08 PM
Can somebody tell me why Programmer has green rep?

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 01:10 PM
Can somebody tell me why Programmer has green rep?

I think it speaks to the credibility of the right wing here.

Programmer
10-07-2008, 03:36 PM
ROFL

So are all those things you consistently do in line with your faith?
Is calling people gay simply because they disagree with you a faithful way to live?
Is telling people to "phuque off" when they disagree with you a faithful way to live?
Is wishing for the harm of someone a faithful way to live?
Is hating someone because you want to believe they are a "gay Iranian" a faithful way to live?


I'm not judging you. I'm asking you to judge yourself.

You surely are judging me. You are calling my behavior into question. I'm not perfect, never have claimed to be. It must be nice to never sin. I wish you luck when your judgement comes along.

SBK
10-07-2008, 03:41 PM
This skit was the first funny skit I'd seen on SNL in years. They then followed it up with an even funnier skit on the bailout press conference.

But Fey's job of Palin is the best one SNL has probably ever had. She's so good she's funny when she's just standing there.

Sully
10-07-2008, 06:24 PM
You surely are judging me. You are calling my behavior into question. I'm not perfect, never have claimed to be. It must be nice to never sin. I wish you luck when your judgement comes along.

So is constantly doing those things a part of your faith?

Logical
10-07-2008, 06:49 PM
Can somebody tell me why Programmer has green rep?Pretty sad isn't it.

Programmer
10-07-2008, 07:46 PM
So is constantly doing those things a part of your faith?

Which part of "I'm not perfect and have never claimed to be perfect" do you misunderstand?

You should be willing to admit that your sin is no different than mine. That's the part that you seem to be a hypocrite about. You are willing to point out my sin and claim that I'm a bad Christian. Are you willing to admit that you are no better?

Besides, you continue to judge me based on your beliefs? What a crock of hooey.

Sully
10-07-2008, 07:51 PM
Which part of "I'm not perfect and have never claimed to be perfect" do you misunderstand?

You should be willing to admit that your sin is no different than mine. That's the part that you seem to be a hypocrite about. You are willing to point out my sin and claim that I'm a bad Christian. Are you willing to admit that you are no better?

Besides, you continue to judge me based on your beliefs? What a crock of hooey.

You are trying so hard to make this about me...but it's not. Ask me about one of my "sins" and I'll let you know if I agree that I've been wrong.
I'm simply asking you what you believe about your constant actions. It's easy to say, "I'm not perfect." But if you continue to do those things...does it really even matter to you to try? Or is it just a cop out?

Programmer
10-07-2008, 08:09 PM
You are trying so hard to make this about me...but it's not. Ask me about one of my "sins" and I'll let you know if I agree that I've been wrong.
I'm simply asking you what you believe about your constant actions. It's easy to say, "I'm not perfect." But if you continue to do those things...does it really even matter to you to try? Or is it just a cop out?

I'll tell you what. You believe what you want to believe about me. Your position is not one of authority, nor is it one that I'm responsible to.

I suggest that you work on cleaning up your own back yard and leave mine to me.

Sully
10-07-2008, 08:11 PM
I'll tell you what. You believe what you want to believe about me. Your position is not one of authority, nor is it one that I'm responsible to.

I suggest that you work on cleaning up your own back yard and leave mine to me.

So I guess you don't want to answer the question.
That's okay. Even if you don't answer it publicly, I hope you take a moment to answer it in your heart.
Good luck. I'll be praying for you.

Programmer
10-07-2008, 08:31 PM
So I guess you don't want to answer the question.
That's okay. Even if you don't answer it publicly, I hope you take a moment to answer it in your heart.
Good luck. I'll be praying for you.

Once again, I do not desire your prayers. I do not know you and your Christian belief does not seem to be one that is viable.

As I said, I am responsible to my God. I suggest your concentrate your efforts to yourself at present.

Should we ever meet and have a face to face dialog about our beliefs and I see that you are more than a respondent to posts on a bulletin board I may change my position. BUT, I do not know you or your basis of belief, I defend my stance that you are not someone that I feel comfortable with putting me in your prayers.

I've seen atheists that claim to be Christians and are not. At the moment all we have is your judgement of another while the shortcomings of your own life is being ignored in your attack.

Sully
10-07-2008, 08:39 PM
Why would an atheist claim to be a Christian?
I don't believe you.

Programmer
10-07-2008, 08:47 PM
Why would an atheist claim to be a Christian?
I don't believe you.

They were lying, but trying to prove a point.

I don't care if you believe me. You wouldn't believe me if I told you that water was wet, why would I ever expect anything different from a hypocrite?

Sully
10-07-2008, 08:49 PM
A) I believe that water is wet.

B) Do you have any evidence of me being a hypocrite? Or are you insulting again (Christian) just to lash out?

Programmer
10-07-2008, 09:28 PM
A) I believe that water is wet.

B) Do you have any evidence of me being a hypocrite? Or are you insulting again (Christian) just to lash out?

Which part of pointing out shortcomings you see in others all the while trying to be the righteous upstanding member of a board do you not get?

You see insults in far too many posts.

If I were going to insult you I'd do a little better job of makeing it obvious.

Sully
10-07-2008, 09:31 PM
Which part of pointing out shortcomings you see in others all the while trying to be the righteous upstanding member of a board do you not get?

You see insults in far too many posts.

If I were going to insult you I'd do a little better job of makeing it obvious.

Are the things I've documented you doing shortcomings?

Programmer
10-07-2008, 09:40 PM
Are the things I've documented you doing shortcomings?

All you want to do is continue your judgment of me. You do whatever you think your religion says is right. I'm finished playing your ignorant game.

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 09:40 PM
All you want to do is continue your judgment of me. You do whatever you think your religion says is right. I'm finished playing your ignorant game.


ROFLROFLROFL

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 09:41 PM
Which part of pointing out shortcomings you see in others all the while trying to be the righteous upstanding member of a board do you not get?

You see insults in far too many posts.

If I were going to insult you I'd do a little better job of makeing it obvious.


ROFLROFLROFL

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 09:41 PM
They were lying, but trying to prove a point.

I don't care if you believe me. You wouldn't believe me if I told you that water was wet, why would I ever expect anything different from a hypocrite?


ROFLROFLROFL

Sully
10-07-2008, 09:41 PM
All you want to do is continue your judgment of me. You do whatever you think your religion says is right. I'm finished playing your ignorant game.

So what you constantly keep doing are NOT shortcomings?

I'm just looking for a straight answer here. You want tomake fun of other folks' faiths, but you can't answer a simple question about yours?

Programmer
10-07-2008, 09:42 PM
ROFLROFLROFL

Say GayBob, is that all you can come up with? You need to get your head out of your ass, that is unless you enjoy the dark stench of the location.

Sully
10-07-2008, 09:42 PM
Say GayBob, is that all you can come up with? You need to get your head out of your ass, that is unless you enjoy the dark stench of the location.

Is that a shortcoming? Another case of you "not being perfect?"

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 09:42 PM
Once again, I do not desire your prayers. I do not know you and your Christian belief does not seem to be one that is viable.

As I said, I am responsible to my God. I suggest your concentrate your efforts to yourself at present.

Should we ever meet and have a face to face dialog about our beliefs and I see that you are more than a respondent to posts on a bulletin board I may change my position. BUT, I do not know you or your basis of belief, I defend my stance that you are not someone that I feel comfortable with putting me in your prayers.

I've seen atheists that claim to be Christians and are not. At the moment all we have is your judgement of another while the shortcomings of your own life is being ignored in your attack.



YOU LIST OTHERS SHORTCOMINGS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



ROFLROFL

Programmer
10-07-2008, 09:43 PM
So what you constantly keep doing are NOT shortcomings?

I'm just looking for a straight answer here. You want tomake fun of other folks' faiths, but you can't answer a simple question about yours?

You ignorant slut. You have already judged me, why are you continuing to be an asshole?

Which part of judging others is part of your religion? Care to answer that?

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 09:43 PM
Say GayBob, is that all you can come up with? You need to get your head out of your ass, that is unless you enjoy the dark stench of the location.


More gay speak?


ROFLROFLROFL

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 09:43 PM
You ignorant slut. You have already judged me, why are you continuing to be an asshole?

Which part of judging others is part of your religion? Care to answer that?


YOU CALLING OTHERS ASSHOLES?

ROFLROFLROFL

Sully
10-07-2008, 09:44 PM
You ignorant slut. You have already judged me, why are you continuing to be an asshole?

Which part of judging others is part of your religion? Care to answer that?

I've explained to you that I'm not judging. I'm asking you to judge.
Is calling names a part of your faith? Is what you did in this post a way you live out your faith?

Programmer
10-07-2008, 09:45 PM
I've explained to you that I'm not judging. I'm asking you to judge.
Is calling names a part of your faith? Is what you did in this post a way you live out your faith?

Is lying ok with your religion? You are judging. Why is it that you can't see that? Holier than me? In your dreams.

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 09:45 PM
I've explained to you that I'm not judging. I'm asking you to judge.
Is calling names a part of your faith? Is what you did in this post a way you live out your faith?


Name calling is all that ass puppets's got.

Robo-Chachi
10-07-2008, 09:46 PM
So, I haven't posted a lot but I thought I saw people say Programmer is a pastor. Surely that isn't correct is it?

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 09:46 PM
Is lying ok with your religion? You are judging. Why is it that you can't see that? Holier than me? In your dreams.

There is no judgement. You are an ass puppet.

ROFLROFLROFL

Sully
10-07-2008, 09:46 PM
Is lying ok with your religion? You are judging. Why is it that you can't see that? Holier than me? In your dreams.

I'm not lying. I'm being completely up front with you. I'm looking for an answer.

When you just called me an ignorant slut, was that the way you live out your faith?

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 09:47 PM
So, I haven't posted a lot but I thought I saw people say Programmer is a pastor. Surely that isn't correct is it?

No KcJohnny is a pastor.

Programmer might think he's a priest cause he digs little boys.

Sully
10-07-2008, 09:47 PM
So, I haven't posted a lot but I thought I saw people say Programmer is a pastor. Surely that isn't correct is it?

No he is not.
There are a few on here, but he isn't one of them.

Adept Havelock
10-07-2008, 09:53 PM
No KcJohnny is a pastor.


Really? He comes across more as a pastry.

Logical
10-07-2008, 09:59 PM
Really? He comes across more as a pastry.That is because a soldier demands PIE.

Programmer
10-07-2008, 10:00 PM
I'm not lying. I'm being completely up front with you. I'm looking for an answer.

When you just called me an ignorant slut, was that the way you live out your faith?

No, that is calling a spade a spade.

Sully
10-07-2008, 10:00 PM
Do you have evidence that I am ignorant, or a slut?

Jenson71
10-07-2008, 10:05 PM
KCJohnny is not a pastor, he's a lay army chaplain. Programmer is certainly not. Programmer is the guy that runs the video projector screen in church on Sunday mornings.

Sully
10-07-2008, 10:07 PM
KCJohnny is not a pastor, he's a lay army chaplain. Programmer is certainly not. Programmer is the guy that runs the video projector screen in church on Sunday mornings.

Hey!!!
I do that!!!

kcfanintitanhell
10-07-2008, 10:09 PM
More gay speak?


ROFLROFLROFL

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Jenson71
10-07-2008, 10:11 PM
Hey!!!
I do that!!!

LMAO

Maybe this will be the link that will unite the two of you.

kcfanintitanhell
10-07-2008, 10:12 PM
LMAO

Maybe this will be the link that will unite the two of you.

Guess you had to be there...
ROFL

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 10:13 PM
No, that is calling a spade a spade.

what do you call a jerkoff calling someone a spade

ROFLROFLROFL

Adept Havelock
10-07-2008, 10:22 PM
That is because a soldier demands PIE.

ROFL

LMAO

Maybe this will be the link that will unite the two of you.

:eek: :Lin:

I need to get rid of a very unpleasant and disturbing mental image. Does anyone have some Psi-sol?

KC Fish
10-07-2008, 11:41 PM
Which part of "I'm not perfect and have never claimed to be perfect" do you misunderstand?

You should be willing to admit that your sin is no different than mine. That's the part that you seem to be a hypocrite about. You are willing to point out my sin and claim that I'm a bad Christian. Are you willing to admit that you are no better?

Besides, you continue to judge me based on your beliefs? What a crock of hooey.

You know you hide behind that excuse quite frequenly. As a Christian, you should strive to do better... Instead of constantly hiding behind that and using it as an excuse for your ignorance, try to rise above that once in a while.....

J Diddy
10-07-2008, 11:53 PM
You know you hide behind that excuse quite frequenly. As a Christian, you should strive to do better... Instead of constantly hiding behind that and using it as an excuse for your ignorance, try to rise above that once in a while.....

have you ever heard the expression "talking to a brick wall"

Ugly Duck
10-08-2008, 12:06 AM
I don't care if you believe me. You wouldn't believe me if I told you that water was wet, why would I ever expect anything different from a hypocrite?

Sheesh, Programmer.... how come yer so dang grumpy? Its just yer candidate getting slammed, not yer wife. Its not your fault that your candidate is a flippin ditz that sounds more like a used car salesman than a real politician. You didn't have any control over who McSame would pick - don't take it so personally!

Logical
10-08-2008, 12:07 AM
No, that is calling a spade a spade.Tom, the way you portray yourself as a Christian is one of the reason I believe in a Creator, the hypocrisy that you demonstrate is unfortunately represenetative of so many Christians. If all Chiristians were more like Phobia and KCTitus I might still be a follower.

DaneMcCloud
10-08-2008, 12:19 AM
Tom, the way you portray yourself as a Christian is one of the reason I believe in a Creator, the hypocrisy that you demonstrate is unfortunately represenetative of so many Christians. If all Chiristians were more like Phobia and KCTitus I might still be a follower.

He doesn't care what you think.

Only what HE thinks.

He judges everyone from his own pulpit.

It's too bad for him that no one actually cares...

Jenson71
10-08-2008, 12:27 AM
He is the classic streetcorner martyr. The world will hate him, and in this isolated hell he has carved for himself and he will declare a solitary victory, never seeing that the pride he built himself up on is as thin and weak as a wet piece of paper.

Programmer
10-08-2008, 06:05 AM
Do you have evidence that I am ignorant, or a slut?Every post you have made in response to my calling you out as judging me.

Programmer
10-08-2008, 06:08 AM
He is the classic streetcorner martyr. The world will hate him, and in this isolated hell he has carved for himself and he will declare a solitary victory, never seeing that the pride he built himself up on is as thin and weak as a wet piece of paper.

So says the judge of all here? You seem to be more of a hypocrite than anyone here. You believe in your religion but don't agree with all of the tenents fo the church and I'm the only sinner here?

I think you need to get some balls and discuss the situation rather than hiding behind your curtain.

Programmer
10-08-2008, 06:10 AM
He doesn't care what you think.

Only what HE thinks.

He judges everyone from his own pulpit.

It's too bad for him that no one actually cares...

As do you, as does Jim, as does everyone else.

Are you without sin?

Have you judged others?

You are just as much of a hypocrite as any.

Programmer
10-08-2008, 06:13 AM
Tom, the way you portray yourself as a Christian is one of the reason I believe in a Creator, the hypocrisy that you demonstrate is unfortunately represenetative of so many Christians. If all Chiristians were more like Phobia and KCTitus I might still be a follower.

Jim, you are just as much of a sinner as anyone else. Your beliefs based on others is laughable. You don't believe in God outside of being a creator by choice and it's not because of me.

Keep thinking others are perfect, there are none. Phobia has had a life change, but is still like all of the rest of us, a sinner. I don't know KCTitus but I do know if he is breathing he is a sinner as the rest. That is where you don't know of which you speak. Being a Christian does not mean you are perfect and without sin, never has, never will.

I am amused that a non-believer is just as much of a sinner as the rest but unwilling to accept his own shortcomings.

Programmer
10-08-2008, 06:14 AM
Sheesh, Programmer.... how come yer so dang grumpy? Its just yer candidate getting slammed, not yer wife. Its not your fault that your candidate is a flippin ditz that sounds more like a used car salesman than a real politician. You didn't have any control over who McSame would pick - don't take it so personally!

Duque, are you even following what is going on here? It has nothing to do with Obslama or the election.

Programmer
10-08-2008, 06:17 AM
You know you hide behind that excuse quite frequenly. As a Christian, you should strive to do better... Instead of constantly hiding behind that and using it as an excuse for your ignorance, try to rise above that once in a while.....

Speaking of ignorance, you have just walked fully in the term.

You assume that because I admit to being imperfect that I don't attempt to be better? Judgment is left to God in my case, as in yours. I'd suggest you worry more about you than me. I am confident that I'm OK, I can't say the same for you. Unrepentant is something in which you seem to be very well versed.

Programmer
10-08-2008, 06:18 AM
KCJohnny is not a pastor, he's a lay army chaplain. Programmer is certainly not. Programmer is the guy that runs the video projector screen in church on Sunday mornings.

Once again Jenson is lying, but that has become a normal pasttime for him. I hope lying is not a sin in his religion.

Programmer
10-08-2008, 06:22 AM
I'm a Christian, and your disdain is palbably offensive.

The fact that you can't produce anything to support your slur to the contrary is just another nail in your coffin here. Frankly, it's despicable, particularly for someone who professes to be a Christian.

Maybe you shouldn't have brought this thread back up.

Your judgment of others just puts you in the exact same position that you paint me in.

Dude, it doesn't take much to get you spinning and it works every time! For someone that claims to be above us all you aren't very smart.

I kind of figured that, most that graduate from law school with any kind of GPA pass the bar and are working for private firms, those that are less adept are working for the government as prosecutors in the DA's office.

Jenson71
10-08-2008, 08:13 AM
A few months ago Programmer accused me of once saying that I said I didn't believe everything about my religion. He said he even had the post to back that claim up. I asked him to show it to me, and he said he wouldn't because he didn't want to embarrass me. Instead, he said I should just seek forgiveness for my sins. The guy is a classic case of pathetic. For a few weeks I asked him about the post, and he would just make up excuse after excuse to not give me the evidence. That's what the final straw was. Why waste time with someone that does stuff like that?

Sully
10-08-2008, 08:36 AM
Every post you have made in response to my calling you out as judging me.

Maybe you don't know what the words "ignorant" and "slut" mean...

But, back to the point.
Is your constant name-calling the way you live out your faith? I'm really curious. Once again...I'm asking YOU to judge your actions.

Sully
10-08-2008, 09:44 AM
Do you have evidence that I am ignorant, or a slut?

ROFL

KCJohnny neg repped me for this post...saying it was in poor taste.

Absolutely hilarious, especially from a guy who can't help himself but shit all over the board with pictures of aborted fetuses...because he can't make a coherent argument and has to resort to such trash to attempt to make a point.

Why did I never realize how many laughs this guy provided?

gblowfish
10-08-2008, 10:36 AM
I've been neg repped on this board by extreme right wingers for just stating an opinion. Which goes to show, they believe in freedom, unless you disagree with their views.

Gonzo
10-08-2008, 10:38 AM
I thought this was a bit funny....ROFL

Programmer
10-08-2008, 04:02 PM
A few months ago Programmer accused me of once saying that I said I didn't believe everything about my religion. He said he even had the post to back that claim up. I asked him to show it to me, and he said he wouldn't because he didn't want to embarrass me. Instead, he said I should just seek forgiveness for my sins. The guy is a classic case of pathetic. For a few weeks I asked him about the post, and he would just make up excuse after excuse to not give me the evidence. That's what the final straw was. Why waste time with someone that does stuff like that?

I do have the link, I refuse to give it to you until the time is ripe. You can go on claiming your innocence for as long as you wish, the thread will be posted, but in my time, not yours.ROFLROFLROFL

Logical
10-08-2008, 05:43 PM
I do have the link, I refuse to give it to you until the time is ripe. You can go on claiming your innocence for as long as you wish, the thread will be posted, but in my time, not yours.ROFLROFLROFLSure Tom, sure. Real men walk, bullshitters talk. You have always been a bullshitter, who provides nothing but talk.

Logical
10-08-2008, 05:46 PM
I thought this was a bit funny....ROFLOMG that is perfect.

SportsRacer
10-08-2008, 05:51 PM
This thread sucks.

keg in kc
10-08-2008, 06:00 PM
You guys realize Tom's just an attention-whore, right? You guys give his life meaning.

irishjayhawk
10-08-2008, 06:03 PM
I thought this was a bit funny....ROFL

ROFL

RJ
10-08-2008, 06:04 PM
You guys realize Tom's just an attention-whore, right? You guys give his life meaning.


The ignore feature is a useful tool.

As opposed to.....well, you know what I mean.

Logical
10-08-2008, 07:15 PM
You guys realize Tom's just an attention-whore, right? You guys give his life meaning.Oh I definitely know but I hate seeing him getting away with bashing the infrequent posters.

Programmer
10-08-2008, 08:33 PM
Sure Tom, sure. Real men walk, bullshitters talk. You have always been a bullshitter, who provides nothing but talk.

60,000 posts? You are one of the talkers Jim. You are right, but I'm the one with the link to Jenson lying.

Programmer
10-08-2008, 08:33 PM
Oh I definitely know but I hate seeing him getting away with bashing the infrequent posters.

Infrequent posters? Who would that be you sanctimonious jerk?

kcfanintitanhell
10-08-2008, 09:09 PM
This message is hidden because Programmer is on your ignore list.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Programmer
10-08-2008, 09:20 PM
This message is hidden because Programmer is on your ignore list.

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLcoward