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stumppy
10-05-2008, 02:03 PM
"I can't tell you what happend, I haven't watched the tape yet"



You were watching the entire game you fugging idiot.

PGM
10-05-2008, 02:04 PM
Wow

Guru
10-05-2008, 02:04 PM
God damn Herm. you are the ultimate IDIOT.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-05-2008, 02:04 PM
That is a wee bit retarded for even Herm. He must be pissed.

The Bad Guy
10-05-2008, 02:04 PM
If you are an owner of an NFL team paying for a product, and a head coach that gives replies like this...

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT FIRE HIS ASS IMMEDIATELY?

JuicesFlowing
10-05-2008, 02:05 PM
Brilliant offensive performance.

banyon
10-05-2008, 02:05 PM
He really said "gotta watch the tape"? :spock: :spock: :spock:

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
10-05-2008, 02:06 PM
No it's called justification and Herm's been full of it since he's been here. He'll watch tape and find something to hang onto and use that as justification.

For what, however, I don't know.

Bob Dole
10-05-2008, 02:07 PM
He really said "gotta watch the tape"? :spock: :spock: :spock:

True story. Bob Dole heard it.

The Bad Guy
10-05-2008, 02:08 PM
I'm done watching this team until Herm is gone.

Pissing away 3 hours every Sunday is not a good use of my time.

FringeNC
10-05-2008, 02:08 PM
I'm trying to think of a recent NFL head coach who is/was in Herm's league of incompetence. Art Shell? Any others?

Bill Parcells
10-05-2008, 02:10 PM
"I can't tell you what happend, I haven't watched the tape yet"



You were watching the entire game you fugging idiot.

Playoffs!!! I know how to get the Chiefs into the playoffs goddamnit!! :cuss:

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MIAdragon
10-05-2008, 02:10 PM
I'm done watching this team until Herm is gone.

Pissing away 3 hours every Sunday is not a good use of my time.

Im getting there aswell.

chop
10-05-2008, 02:10 PM
"I can't tell you what happend, I haven't watched the tape yet"

Let me decipher...He hasn't watched the tape with someone that can explain things to him.

banyon
10-05-2008, 02:11 PM
True story. Bob Dole heard it.

Holy Jeezus that's disingenuous. Why not just say "F*** You I'm not talking about the game?" I'd at least respect that as honest.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-05-2008, 02:11 PM
True story. Bob Dole heard it.

This thread is destined for 500 posts.

whoman69
10-05-2008, 02:11 PM
I wouldn't need to watch the tape to know to fire his ass.

Mr. Plow
10-05-2008, 02:13 PM
I'm done watching this team until Herm is gone.

Pissing away 3 hours every Sunday is not a good use of my time.

Surely there are better things I could be doing with my time than watching the Chiefs play "football".

TEX
10-05-2008, 02:13 PM
I'm done watching this team until Herm is gone.

Pissing away 3 hours every Sunday is not a good use of my time.

I was there after the Okland game this year. It's actually not bad. I just watch whatever game is on TV. Way better than watching Herm and HIS SUCK ASS team. The good news is he's just a blip on the Chiefs team radar. He'll be gone soon and I'll have my team back. Until then, I could give a fuck!

Reerun_KC
10-05-2008, 02:13 PM
"I can't tell you what happend, I haven't watched the tape yet"



You were watching the entire game you fugging idiot.

From the sidelines no less, with headphones on talking to the OC and DC and your trusty sidekick the dickless curls...

How if the fuck can you not know what the fuck happened?

HAD BETTER SEATS AND ACCESS THAN ANYONE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD AND WE CAN TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED..

YOU FUCKING TOOL SHED!

stumppy
10-05-2008, 02:14 PM
Translation " I've been exsposed again. Gonna have to dig deep to divert the blame on this one".

triple
10-05-2008, 02:15 PM
he's way over his head, as a head coach in the NFL

chiefs1111
10-05-2008, 02:15 PM
Herm is a dip shit and after he is finally let go from here,he will never be a head coach in the NFL again

Mr. Flopnuts
10-05-2008, 02:16 PM
He'll be a cornerbacks coach, or scout by the end of this decade. Unless he retires all together.

harpes
10-05-2008, 02:17 PM
Herm is such an idiot I cant even muster a good response to this.

FringeNC
10-05-2008, 02:18 PM
Going into the bye-week....it would be a good week to fire Herm. I just don't understand the point of trotting him out every week. It's obvious that the players think he's a joke, too.

jjchieffan
10-05-2008, 02:21 PM
I'm trying to think of a recent NFL head coach who is/was in Herm's league of incompetence. Art Shell? Any others?

Norv Turner comes to mind.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-05-2008, 02:22 PM
Norv Turner comes to mind.

You got that right. You ever get back home to the wife and kids?

stumppy
10-05-2008, 02:23 PM
Going into the bye-week....it would be a good week to fire Herm. I just don't understand the point of trotting him out every week. It's obvious that the players think he's a joke, too.


That's what I was thinking.....along with 1000"s of Chiefs fans everywhere.

Time for the Kiffin era?

stumppy
10-05-2008, 02:24 PM
ROFL

Herm is "Puzzled"


ROFLROFLROFL








:cuss: Fuck you you piece of shit.

Bearcat
10-05-2008, 02:24 PM
I don't know why we didn't win 33-19 again... we did the same thing we did last week! /Herm

FAX
10-05-2008, 02:25 PM
Herm, "We went from one extreme to the other extreme and that's not very consistent."

FAX

Bob Dole
10-05-2008, 02:26 PM
Herm has no clue how to fix this team.

FAX
10-05-2008, 02:27 PM
Herm has no clue how to fix this team.

Nope. He's "puzzled".

Of course, Herm gets puzzled when you show him a clock.

FAX

TEX
10-05-2008, 02:27 PM
Herm, "We went from one extreme to the other extreme and that's not very consistent."

FAX

ROFL

But Herm, YOU consistently prove from week to week that you should not be a HC in the NFL.

kpic
10-05-2008, 02:28 PM
I'm trying to think of a recent NFL head coach who is/was in Herm's league of incompetence. Art Shell? Any others?

Easy.....our next HC: Rich Kotite :deevee:

stumppy
10-05-2008, 02:28 PM
Herm, "We went from one extreme to the other extreme and that's not very consistent."

FAX



ROFL

That one is almost as good as " Some guys played better and all of a sudden some guys didn't".


To paraphrase.

FringeNC
10-05-2008, 02:30 PM
Easy.....our next HC: Rich Kotite :deevee:

Rich Kotite was a terrible head coach, and may have lost his teams, but he was no where near as clueless when it comes to real knowledge of how NFL football is played.

Guru
10-05-2008, 02:53 PM
That's what I was thinking.....along with 1000"s of Chiefs fans everywhere.

Time for the Kiffin era?Why the fuck not. Jesus.

Johnny Vegas
10-05-2008, 02:55 PM
I think he pulled that out of the "quotes to say to press after an embarrassing loss."

WilliamTheIrish
10-05-2008, 03:03 PM
"Have to check the film" is the exact quote Herm used after we were abused by the Raiders three weeks ago.

He's the Palin of NFL coaches.

KCFalcon59
10-05-2008, 03:05 PM
I'm trying to think of a recent NFL head coach who is/was in Herm's league of incompetence. Art Shell? Any others?

I was going to offer Rich Kotite until I read further.

cookster50
10-05-2008, 03:06 PM
How do you like me now?

GoTrav
10-05-2008, 03:09 PM
Let me decipher...He hasn't watched the tape with someone that can explain things to him.

if he can't diagnose what's going on during the game without referring to tape, how can he be expected to make adjustments during the game...

oh wait...

HypnotizedMonkey
10-05-2008, 03:09 PM
I wouldn't mind Cowher and a #1 pick next year.

chiefs1111
10-05-2008, 03:10 PM
I wouldn't mind Cowher and a #1 pick next year.

No Cowher :cuss:

stumppy
10-05-2008, 03:11 PM
if he can't diagnose what's going on during the game without referring to tape, how can he be expected to make adjustments during the game...

oh wait...



I seriously doubt he can even do it with the tape.

HypnotizedMonkey
10-05-2008, 03:11 PM
somebody else. anybody else.

Baby Lee
10-05-2008, 03:16 PM
ROFL

That one is almost as good as " Some guys played better and all of a sudden some guys didn't".


To paraphrase.

Wasn't it actually, they "all of a sudden, stayed the same?" 'Cause that was funny right there.

stumppy
10-05-2008, 03:20 PM
Wasn't it actually, they "all of a sudden, stayed the same?" 'Cause that was funny right there.


Yeah, that's it.

I think that was really the final straw for me. Or rather what finally proved our coach was Hermy da Clown.

Rain Man
10-05-2008, 03:30 PM
Why are you guys criticizing Herm? He achieved all of his game day goals:

1. Get Tony G. at least 3 yards.

2. Force Carolina's backup quarterback into the game.

3. Keep Croyle from getting sacked.

4. Stay within striking distance of San Diego in the playoff race.

5. Don't overuse LJ.

6. Per Carl's orders, stay $30 million under the salary cap.

Herm views this as a successful game.

chiefs1111
10-05-2008, 03:32 PM
Why are you guys criticizing Herm? He achieved all of his game day goals:

1. Get Tony G. at least 3 yards.

2. Force Carolina's backup quarterback into the game.

3. Keep Croyle from getting sacked.

4. Stay within striking distance of San Diego in the playoff race.

5. Don't overuse LJ.

6. Per Carl's orders, stay $30 million under the salary cap.

Herm views this as a successful game.

:banghead::cuss:

Bill Parcells
10-05-2008, 03:35 PM
"I can't tell you what happend, I haven't watched the tape yet"



You were watching the entire game you fugging idiot.

LETS BUILD ON THIS!!! LETS BUILD ON THIS!!!

''I'm gonna show the Chiefs how to get into the playoffs'' - Herm Edwards 2006

''We're rebuilding'' - Herm Edwards 2008

Dave Lane
10-05-2008, 03:43 PM
Playoffs!!! I know how to get the Chiefs into the playoffs goddamnit!! :cuss:

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Yeah but isn't shooting down 31 other team planes being a bit radical??

Dave

whoman69
10-05-2008, 07:01 PM
somebody else. anybody else.

Mike Singletary