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Coach
10-05-2008, 09:40 PM
As most of you know, Claythan has started the Germ Warfare, in order to combat against Herman Edwards. It had a rough go in the beginning, but it was gaining strength until Claythan pulled a Benedict Arnold on the Army, and deflected to the Hermines.

If I recall, it was operated when Herman Edwards was hired in 2006, and most people on here thought he would be a good hire. Claythan was right, for once, but for unknown reasons, decided to deflect and joined the Hermines, as it's obvious that he is currently supporting the Hermines Party.

I have listed out as to why I believe Herm Edwards should be fired immediately on this post.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4975349&postcount=54

So long story short, there are positions available for the fight aganist Claythan and his Hermines (along with WPI) croonies, and if you are getting sick and tired of supporting Herman Edwards and/or King Carl, I strongly encourage you to sign up to this organization, and join the fight for the freedom of Chiefsplanet.com of Herman Edwards. There are many positions available, along with excellent ranks in the Army, Luftwaffe, and Kriegsmarine. I strongly encourage you to have an avatar picture similar to mine, or proudly wear your rank that is assigned to you.

Wear the logo, proudly.

http://i36.tinypic.com/33ll8op.png

Respectfully yours,

Coach
Leading Commander of the Germ Warfare.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/US-O12_insignia.svg/120px-US-O12_insignia.svg.png


*Disclaimer: this is just all for a good fun, yet serious at the same time to get people to realize that Herman Edwards is, indeed, a bad football coach.


To see your ranks or your division,

Infantrie (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3627641#post3627641)
Infantrie II (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2121378#post2121378)
Luftwaffe (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=3077244#post3077244)

FAX
10-05-2008, 09:41 PM
That's all well and good, Mr. Coach, but I can't make a decision on this until I've seen the tape.

FAX

kc rush
10-05-2008, 09:47 PM
I gave up my season tickets this year because of those clowns. Consider me in.

Coach
10-05-2008, 09:48 PM
That's all well and good, Mr. Coach, but I can't make a decision on this until I've seen the tape.

FAX

Tape or no tape Mr. Fax, it is very clear to everybody that Herman Edwards is, indeed, not a very good football coach. There are a lot of evidence laying around on this board to prove that, Herman Edwards, is a fraud.

Nightfyre
10-05-2008, 09:49 PM
Reporting for duty! I am ready to show the Hermines the definition of blitzkrieg warfare!

Agent V
10-05-2008, 09:54 PM
I know I don't post often (especially in the offseason) but I am 100% on board. I've seen enough, I don't need to see the tape.

Coach
10-05-2008, 09:55 PM
I know I don't post often (especially in the offseason) but I am 100% on board. I've seen enough, I don't need to see the tape.

Welcome abord Private. You will be under Nightfyre's command, for that he's a very good man to work under.

Godspeed.

MIAdragon
10-05-2008, 10:06 PM
Im in.

Mecca
10-05-2008, 10:08 PM
No one likes Herm....I suggest you guys go down to Arrowhead and set his car on fire.

smittysbar
10-05-2008, 10:09 PM
put me in coach, I'm ready to play

Agent V
10-05-2008, 10:10 PM
Welcome abord Private. You will be under Nightfyre's command, for that he's a very good man to work under.

Godspeed.
Awesome. My contribution starts now.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y184/chief103182/hermshirt.jpg
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Fruit Ninja
10-05-2008, 10:11 PM
Yeah, that i gotta watch the tape comment was stupid. Team didnt even show up. They are just playing uninspired. They arent playing hard. Just kind of going through the motions. Herm is quickly losing this team if he hasnt already.

Nightfyre
10-05-2008, 10:15 PM
I know I don't post often (especially in the offseason) but I am 100% on board. I've seen enough, I don't need to see the tape.
Welcome aboard! We shall begin your indoctrination in blitzkrieg tactics of the 90's Chiefs immediately! (if only I could find some on teh internetz.) :sulk:

Dave Lane
10-05-2008, 10:16 PM
He already has lost several according to a source with the Chiefs...

Dave

pr_capone
10-05-2008, 10:19 PM
fuck it.... I'm in

Coach
10-05-2008, 10:23 PM
No one likes Herm....I suggest you guys go down to Arrowhead and set his car on fire.

So, you in or out?

Buehler445
10-05-2008, 10:38 PM
I'm IN!

Buehler445
10-05-2008, 10:43 PM
Here's proof of my commitment to the fight!
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5060230&postcount=62
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5065025&postcount=64
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5065025&postcount=66
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5065025&postcount=81

And that's just one thread!

Here is another brief exerpt
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5068018&postcount=49
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5068018&postcount=54
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5068018&postcount=65

At your service!

Coach
10-05-2008, 10:47 PM
fuck it.... I'm in

Welcome aboard Sargent. You will be under a command to be determined, for that it is under progress.

Once the commander has been indentified, you will be reporting to him/her.

Coach
10-05-2008, 10:48 PM
I'm IN!

Welcome aboard Corporal. You will be under a command to be determined, for that it is under progress.

Once the commander has been indentified, you will be reporting to him/her.

MIAdragon
10-05-2008, 10:49 PM
Lets take it to 'em

Dave Lane
10-05-2008, 10:56 PM
Will it be a Massive shock and awe Rep campaign?

Dave

Coach
10-05-2008, 10:58 PM
Will it be a Massive shock and awe Rep campaign?

Dave

That will to be determined, General, as we're still awaiting for members who wants to join. We're just in the early stages, considering it's near midnight.

I anticpate that there shall be more people joining this organization soon.

T-post Tom
10-05-2008, 10:59 PM
I guess this would be the part where I say, "I"m too old for this shit!"

WTF, I'm enlisting. But ya have to put me in as an officer. I've got prior service (John Mackovic, Paul Hackett, Jimmy Raye, King Carl, et al.) & a college degree.

Coach
10-05-2008, 11:00 PM
I guess this would be the part where I say, "I"m too old for this shit!"

WTF, I'm enlisting. But ya have to put me in as an officer. I've got prior service (John Mackovic, Paul Hackett, Jimmy Raye, King Carl, et al.) & a college degree.

Will Lieutenant do?

Dave Lane
10-05-2008, 11:01 PM
Lets take it to 'em

Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hermines do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto Herm by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!

Dave

T-post Tom
10-05-2008, 11:06 PM
Will Lieutenant do?

SIR YES SIR!!!

SBK
10-05-2008, 11:08 PM
I'm here to make someone squeal like a piggy. Does that make me a grunt?

Coach
10-05-2008, 11:11 PM
SIR YES SIR!!!

Welcome aboard Lieutenant. You will be under Dave Lane's command.

Coach
10-05-2008, 11:15 PM
Here's proof of my commitment to the fight!
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5060230&postcount=62
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5065025&postcount=64
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5065025&postcount=66
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5065025&postcount=81

And that's just one thread!

Here is another brief exerpt
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5068018&postcount=49
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5068018&postcount=54
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5068018&postcount=65

At your service!

As recongition of your hard work thus far, pointing out your committments to the war, I herby promote you from Private to Corporal.

Congratulations.

T-post Tom
10-05-2008, 11:16 PM
Welcome aboard Lieutenant. You will be under Dave Lane's command.

RAZZLE DAZZLE!

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ferrarispider95
10-06-2008, 12:12 AM
i'm in

T-post Tom
10-06-2008, 01:46 AM
i'm in

Here's your urban assault vehicle. You can't let her drive it unless she reads at a senior level. ;)

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 02:35 AM
I'm ready to assume my position as Army Group North Commander.

Coach
10-06-2008, 05:45 AM
i'm in

Welcome aboard Private. You will be under Hamas Jenkins' command, as he is truly one of the legends to work under.

Godspeed.

Coach
10-06-2008, 05:47 AM
I'm ready to assume my position as Army Group North Commander.

Ah, my fellow Commander. I have been waiting for this moment for a long time. As your service in the battlefield, combined with your excellent posting abilities, I am very confident that this decision I am about to make will be a very very wise one.

I am giving you the rank of, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/US-O11_insignia.svg/90px-US-O11_insignia.svg.png and you will assume all command on the ground forces. You are also the Supreme Army Commander when I am out of office/when I am not available, as I am confident your leadership will help us win the war aganist The Hermines. You also have the power to rank men/women as how you see fit. You also have the power to create your on divisions as well. Basically the requirements is their post count, how's their attitude aganist Hermines, and their committment to the battle.

I salute you.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 06:13 AM
My first move as Army Group North Commander is to bring a grizzled veteran in from the outside. This man has fought Hermines of all stripes, whether they be red, green, or orange and pewter. He's a vile sonofabitch that spares no woman nor child, and delights in the razing of orphanages.

D2112 will be the commander of 1st Panzer Group, and given the rank of Generalleutnant

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rad
10-06-2008, 06:24 AM
I am familiar with Herm's ineptitude-ness.....being from the great state of New York, I've witnessed the Jets implosion on a week to week basis during Herm's comical tenure. Perhaps I can be of use, as now that the disease has spread to my Chiefs, it's not really funny anymore.

I am in.

Fairplay
10-06-2008, 06:27 AM
Count me in.

I have air force experience. I could be put in charge of the bombing/strafing unit.

Or parachute tropps behind enemy lines to disrupt supply routes.

F-15's preferred.

Bill Parcells
10-06-2008, 06:27 AM
My first move as Army Group North Commander is to bring a grizzled veteran in from the outside. This man has fought Hermines of all stripes, whether they be red, green, or orange and pewter. He's a vile sonofabitch that spares no woman nor child, and delights in the razing of orphanages.

D2112 will be the commander of 1st Panzer Group, and given the rank of Generalleutnant

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/ae/180px-BrigadierGeneral.pnghttp://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/ae/180px-BrigadierGeneral.png


Thank you for the appointment, Commander. I gladly accept. :D

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 06:30 AM
SBK, you will be given the rank of gunnery sergeant. Report to the 1st Infanterie Division.

rad, given your initial proximity to the Hermicenter, you will be part of the clandestine group. Unofficially, you will have the rank of lance corporal in 2nd Panzer Group. Officially, you don't exist. This thread will remain the only documentation of your affiliation to Germ Warware, as secrecy is paramount.

Bill Parcells
10-06-2008, 06:30 AM
First off, any Herm lovers (GoChiefs) will now either be called ''Hermophiles'' or ''Hermaphrodites''. not that ridiculous name Flopnuts and GC coined, Hermines.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 06:34 AM
Count me in.

I have air force experience. I could be put in charge of the bombing/strafing unit.

Or parachute tropps behind enemy lines to disrupt supply routes.

F-15's preferred.

Fairplay, you have earned the rank of Standartenführer in the Luftwaffe. Since we are a burgeoning unit, there are opportunities for advancement. Should you prove yourself fit, you can quickly ascend to the rank of Oberstgruppenführer. Feel free to recruit the men you feel necessary to comprise your unit.

rad
10-06-2008, 06:37 AM
SBK, you will be given the rank of gunnery sergeant. Report to the 1st Infanterie Division.

rad, given your initial proximity to the Hermicenter, you will be part of the clandestine group. Unofficially, you will have the rank of lance corporal in 2nd Panzer Group. Officially, you don't exist. This thread will remain the only documentation of your affiliation to Germ Warware, as secrecy is paramount.

Understood. I wont let you down.

Uhh...I mean, who are you? I don't know you. Wrong number.

Fairplay
10-06-2008, 06:41 AM
We need a spy. Someone who claims they are Hermophiles with a high ranking.

But reports their plans to us.

Ideally a girl that dates Claythan. Since a female would be easier to open up to about secret plans. Spill the beans to get pussy.

But we all that isn't going to happen.

OnTheWarpath58
10-06-2008, 06:43 AM
I would like in, but only if I can be a sniper under Commander Jenkins' command.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 06:46 AM
I would like in, but only if I can be a sniper under Commander Jenkins' command.

You are given the rank of Obersturmbannführer. You can assemble a tactical unit to serve under your command. All enlisted men in 1st Panzer Group will answer to you before the Field Marshals, as to preserve the proper chain of command.

You will also serve as my liaison to the enlisted men.

http://chrito.users1.50megs.com/uniformen/heer/WSSran30.gif

Fairplay
10-06-2008, 06:47 AM
Fairplay, you have earned the rank of Standartenführer in the Luftwaffe. Since we are a burgeoning unit, there are opportunities for advancement. Should you prove yourself fit, you can quickly ascend to the rank of Oberstgruppenführer.


May i request a cool german military luftwaffe ranking bars. Perhaps with a skull on it.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 06:48 AM
May i request a cool german military luftwaffe ranking bars. Perhaps with a skull on it.

http://www.milprom.com/German/insignia/SS-standartenfuhrer.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
10-06-2008, 06:59 AM
You are given the rank of Obersturmbannführer. You can assemble a tactical unit to serve under your command. All enlisted men in 1st Panzer Group will answer to you before the Field Marshals, as to preserve the proper chain of command.

You will also serve as my liaison to the enlisted men.

http://chrito.users1.50megs.com/uniformen/heer/WSSran30.gif


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Mr. Plow
10-06-2008, 07:20 AM
Sir Yes Sir.

Mr. Plow reporting for duty.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 07:20 AM
Ding Chavez is a bad motherfucker.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 07:23 AM
Sir Yes Sir.

Mr. Plow reporting for duty.

Specialist Plow, welcome to the corps

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/US_Army_E-4_SPC.svg/100px-US_Army_E-4_SPC.svg.png

You will be assigned to the 1st Panzer Group. Your NCO will be smittysbar.

triple
10-06-2008, 07:28 AM
there is no need to organize people who are against Carl and Herm. It would be like making a holiday for humans

Fairplay
10-06-2008, 07:30 AM
there is no need to organize people who are against Carl and Herm. It would be like making a holiday for humans



Toss him in the brig!

Count Zarth
10-06-2008, 07:33 AM
Your army has no one to fight.

Mr. Plow
10-06-2008, 07:35 AM
Specialist Plow, welcome to the corps

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/US_Army_E-4_SPC.svg/100px-US_Army_E-4_SPC.svg.png

You will be assigned to the 1st Panzer Group. Your NCO will be smittysbar.

THANK YOU SIR. I WILL DO THE CORP PROUD.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 07:35 AM
there is no need to organize people who are against Carl and Herm. It would be like making a holiday for humans

Annihilate this cocksucker's rep.

KCChiefsFan88
10-06-2008, 07:37 AM
I'm all for bringing back Germ Warfare... but it needs to be FAR more aggressive and MILITANT than it was in its original state. For starters any Wargarbage Illustrated FRAUDS who are employed as human tampons by Athan should be immediately banned from Germ Warfare.

Count Zarth
10-06-2008, 07:39 AM
You guys should update the classic avatar.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 07:41 AM
I'm all for bringing back Germ Warfare... but it needs to be FAR more aggressive and MILITANT than it was in its original state. For starters any Wargarbage Illustrated FRAUDS who are employed as human tampons by Athan should be immediately banned from Germ Warfare.

Scumbag, you will speak only when spoken to. And there will be no mention of the regime before Germ either. If you accept these terms, you will be granted a spot in our organization. If not, you will be executed.

OnTheWarpath58
10-06-2008, 07:44 AM
Scumbag, you will speak only when spoken to. And there will be no mention of the regime before Germ either. If you accept these terms, you will be granted a spot in our organization. If not, you will be executed.

Fuck that.

*headshot from 700 yards*

Scumbag extermination complete, sir.

OnTheWarpath58
10-06-2008, 07:46 AM
Ding Chavez is a bad motherf***er.

I AM Domingo Chavez.

Ready to begin Operation "Pile of dead motherfuckers" at your request, sir.

chasedude
10-06-2008, 07:50 AM
You can count me in. My last straw broke last year.

Agent V
10-06-2008, 07:52 AM
I am going to the impending Titans slaughter at Arrowhead. Is there a sign I can bring or a chant I can start?

Fairplay
10-06-2008, 08:08 AM
I will follow every order, obey every command.........

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Reerun_KC
10-06-2008, 08:11 AM
IF that is the case, I should be commander-in-chief....

I dont think anyone has cried, pissed, moaned, bitched, whined and just down right hated Herm more than Reerun_KC even before he became the coach of my favorite team.

I wanted this ass cap gone from the NFL even before he was brought here..

Down with HERM!
http://groovygreen.com/groove/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/seal-presidential-color.jpg

Bowser
10-06-2008, 08:55 AM
I'll be the Blackwater arm of this army. Complete autonomy, answerable to noone, and I get paid a shitload of money! Who do you want gone first?

triple
10-06-2008, 09:17 AM
Annihilate this one who sucks the penis's rep.

i'm just saying, when your group consists of everyone with a pulse, like the group of people who think Herm is incompetent and should be run out of town, is there any organizing to do?

CoMoChief
10-06-2008, 09:28 AM
Bring back Marty

OnTheWarpath58
10-06-2008, 10:23 AM
Bring back Marty


Waiting for the order to fire, Commander.

bringbackmarty
10-06-2008, 10:27 AM
Since you summoned me, I would like to be in charge of the band, our primary job is to protect the president, and f*** all the bitches so there aren't any left for the hermines, not that they would know what to do anyway.

bringbackmarty
10-06-2008, 10:29 AM
http://www.jmu.edu/madison/center/main_pages/material/audio/music/hail.wav

Dave Lane
10-06-2008, 10:50 AM
Waiting for the order to fire, Commander.

FIRE!!!!!!

Dave

Dave Lane
10-06-2008, 10:51 AM
I need a couple snipers and some officers to command the enlisted men

OnTheWarpath58
10-06-2008, 10:54 AM
FIRE!!!!!!

Dave

Done.

I shot him in the nuts first, just for the fun of it.

Calcountry
10-06-2008, 11:00 AM
Umm, we should have never hired him(gone into Iraq) in the first place.

triple
10-06-2008, 11:21 AM
Umm, we should have never hired him(gone into Iraq) in the first place.

the next commander of Germ Warfare does not have the luxury of deciding if we should have ever hired Herm in the first place. his only job is to find a solution.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 11:33 AM
Done.

I shot him in the nuts first, just for the fun of it.

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Coach
10-06-2008, 11:42 AM
I need a couple snipers and some officers to command the enlisted men

General, you may recruit some men to enlist to your division, provided you show us the Command Staff that the person you are wanting to be enlisted will be 100% loyal to the Germ Warfare.

As for the sniper, done.

Coach
10-06-2008, 11:44 AM
You can count me in. My last straw broke last year.

chasedude, welcome. You will be enlisted as Private, and your responsibilities are to be the sniper for General Dave Lane's division.

Report to Army Group Centre.

Coach
10-06-2008, 11:48 AM
IF that is the case, I should be commander-in-chief....

I dont think anyone has cried, pissed, moaned, bitched, whined and just down right hated Herm more than Reerun_KC even before he became the coach of my favorite team.

I wanted this ass cap gone from the NFL even before he was brought here..

Down with HERM!
http://groovygreen.com/groove/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/seal-presidential-color.jpg

SILENCE! The Commander-in-Chief is myself directly, along with General Hamas Jenkins, along with others who General Jenkins and I feel that is worthy.

You wanna be a leader? Join in, and start at the rank at Staff Sargent under Nightfyre, and gradually work your way up.

OnTheWarpath58
10-06-2008, 11:50 AM
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EXACTLY what I thought of at the time.

LMAO

Fairplay
10-06-2008, 12:07 PM
General Coach,

May i make a recommendation that we take out one of their key agents working for them?

I won't mention any names but he lives in Houston with his mommy and daddy.

cmh6476
10-06-2008, 12:15 PM
I'm a college grad, wanting to go in as a grunt please

Dave Lane
10-06-2008, 12:20 PM
I thik we need to identify the enemy. We need to obtain the Hermines membership list who shall we send to obtain it?

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 12:30 PM
I'm a college grad, wanting to go in as a grunt please

You are assigned to Army Group Centre with the rank of private. Report to your CO at 1800.

cmh6476
10-06-2008, 12:36 PM
You are assigned to Army Group Centre with the rank of private. Report to your CO at 1800.

ay ay

Dave Lane
10-06-2008, 01:22 PM
Here's our divisional emblem

bringbackmarty
10-06-2008, 01:30 PM
So can I run the band or what? What kinda tunes you guys want to hear, and are there any volunteers to fill out the band? I'll make sure they don't slack off on both of their jobs, and rehearse them until they know the drill backwards forwards and sideways. Their loyalty will be to the supreme commanders only. Sort of a republican guard with weapons and instruments.

I could also plan the victory parade for when the troops come home! I was just kidding about the bitches, well sort of. I'm married, but I'll still cockblock those sunsabitches so they have no chance at reproducing!

To do my job, and have the appropriate amount of authority, I propose the rank of Col.
That's the highest ranking musician in the United States military.


Here's a blip about the director of "The Presidents Own." Which is how I would eventually hope to model our band.

Director

The Director is commanding officer of “The President’s Own” and has two other traditional roles: music advisor to the White House and music director of Washington’s Gridiron Club. He serves as both artistic and executive director and guides the daily operations of the Marine Band.

The Director leads the Marine Band and Marine Chamber Orchestra for the following performances:
White House performances (year-round)
Concert season (roughly 20 public concerts, January—May)
Summer concert season (roughly 25 public concerts, June—August)
Annual concert tour (roughly 45 public concerts, October—November)
International clinics and conferences
There have been 27 Directors since the Marine Band was formed in 1798. To meet them, click here.

Colonel Michael J. Colburn

Colonel Michael J. Colburn is 27th Director of “The President’s Own” United States Marine Band. During his twenty years with “The President’s Own”, Col Colburn has served as principal euphonium, Assistant Director, and since July 17, 2004, the Director who is leading the Marine Band in its third century.

As Director of “The President’s Own,” Col Colburn is music advisor to the White House. He regularly conducts the Marine Band at the Executive Mansion and at all Presidential Inaugurations. He also serves as music director of Washington D.C.’s prestigious Gridiron Club, a position held by every Director of the Marine Band since John Philip Sousa..

Col Colburn joined “The President’s Own” in 1987 as a euphonium player, performing at the White House, in the Washington, D.C., metropolitan area, and throughout the country during the band’s annual concert tour. He quickly distinguished himself as a featured soloist, and in 1990 was appointed principal euphonium. Col Colburn also was active as a conductor for “The President’s Own” chamber music series and served as a tour coordinator for the Marine Band’s annual concert tour. In 1996, he was appointed Assistant Director and commissioned a first lieutenant. He accepted the position of Senior Assistant Director and Executive Officer in 2001, and in 2002 was promoted to the rank of major. Col Colburn was promoted to lieutenant colonel the day before he assumed leadership of “The President’s Own” on July 17, 2004. He was promoted to his present rank on July 3, 2007, by President George W. Bush in an Oval Office ceremony.

While Senior Assistant Director, Col Colburn worked to strengthen and expand the reputation of “The President’s Own.” He was especially involved in the refinement of the Marine Band’s audition process and development of the chamber music series. He also arranged for the band’s participation in numerous high-profile events. In July 2003, in celebration of the Marine Band’s 205th anniversary, he brought to the podium renowned conductor and Academy-Award winning film composer John Williams, who led the Marine Band for a gala performance at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C. As Director, Col Colburn has continued to attract prominent guest conductors for the band, including Leonard Slatkin in 2006 and José Serebrier in 2007.

Col Colburn is deeply committed to seeking new works for “The President’s Own.” While Assistant Director, he facilitated the commissioning of David Rakowski’s Ten of a Kind, a work which was honored in 2002 as a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in music. In 2006, Mr. Rakowski was awarded the Barlow Endowment Prize, a distinction that will result in a new work to be premiered by “The President’s Own” in 2008. Future Marine Band commissions include compositions by the American composers David Chaitkin and Melinda Wagner. Col Colburn also has worked to expand the Marine Band’s educational outreach efforts by increasing master classes at schools throughout the nation during the band’s annual concert tour, and by initiating Music in the High Schools, a program that sends musicians from “The President’s Own” to perform in Washington, area high schools.

Col Colburn is a native of St. Albans, Vt., where he graduated from Bellows Free Academy in 1982. Following high school he attended the Crane School of Music at the State University of New York in Potsdam for two years. He continued his education at Arizona State University in Tempe, where he studied euphonium with Daniel Perantoni and earned a bachelor’s degree in music performance in 1986. In 1991, Col Colburn earned a master’s degree in conducting from George Mason University in Fairfax, Va., where he studied with Anthony Maiello. In addition to his duties with “The President’s Own,” Col Colburn is an active clinician and guest conductor.

Bill Parcells
10-06-2008, 02:03 PM
Well, I wiped the dust off my old avatar. and I see a Hermaphrodite has posted in this thread, how disturbing.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 02:48 PM
So can I run the band or what? What kinda tunes you guys want to hear, and are there any volunteers to fill out the band? I'll make sure they don't slack off on both of their jobs, and rehearse them until they know the drill backwards forwards and sideways. Their loyalty will be to the supreme commanders only. Sort of a republican guard with weapons and instruments.

I could also plan the victory parade for when the troops come home! I was just kidding about the bitches, well sort of. I'm married, but I'll still cockblock those sunsabitches so they have no chance at reproducing!

To do my job, and have the appropriate amount of authority, I propose the rank of Col.
That's the highest ranking musician in the United States military.


Here's a blip about the director of "The Presidents Own." Which is how I would eventually hope to model our band.

Director

The Director is commanding officer of “The President’s Own” and has two other traditional roles: music advisor to the White House and music director of Washington’s Gridiron Club. He serves as both artistic and executive director and guides the daily operations of the Marine Band.

The Director leads the Marine Band and Marine Chamber Orchestra for the following performances:
White House performances (year-round)
Concert season (roughly 20 public concerts, January—May)
Summer concert season (roughly 25 public concerts, June—August)
Annual concert tour (roughly 45 public concerts, October—November)
International clinics and conferences
There have been 27 Directors since the Marine Band was formed in 1798. To meet them, click here.

Colonel Michael J. Colburn

Colonel Michael J. Colburn is 27th Director of “The President’s Own” United States Marine Band. During his twenty years with “The President’s Own”, Col Colburn has served as principal euphonium, Assistant Director, and since July 17, 2004, the Director who is leading the Marine Band in its third century.

As Director of “The President’s Own,” Col Colburn is music advisor to the White House. He regularly conducts the Marine Band at the Executive Mansion and at all Presidential Inaugurations. He also serves as music director of Washington D.C.’s prestigious Gridiron Club, a position held by every Director of the Marine Band since John Philip Sousa..

Col Colburn joined “The President’s Own” in 1987 as a euphonium player, performing at the White House, in the Washington, D.C., metropolitan area, and throughout the country during the band’s annual concert tour. He quickly distinguished himself as a featured soloist, and in 1990 was appointed principal euphonium. Col Colburn also was active as a conductor for “The President’s Own” chamber music series and served as a tour coordinator for the Marine Band’s annual concert tour. In 1996, he was appointed Assistant Director and commissioned a first lieutenant. He accepted the position of Senior Assistant Director and Executive Officer in 2001, and in 2002 was promoted to the rank of major. Col Colburn was promoted to lieutenant colonel the day before he assumed leadership of “The President’s Own” on July 17, 2004. He was promoted to his present rank on July 3, 2007, by President George W. Bush in an Oval Office ceremony.

While Senior Assistant Director, Col Colburn worked to strengthen and expand the reputation of “The President’s Own.” He was especially involved in the refinement of the Marine Band’s audition process and development of the chamber music series. He also arranged for the band’s participation in numerous high-profile events. In July 2003, in celebration of the Marine Band’s 205th anniversary, he brought to the podium renowned conductor and Academy-Award winning film composer John Williams, who led the Marine Band for a gala performance at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, D.C. As Director, Col Colburn has continued to attract prominent guest conductors for the band, including Leonard Slatkin in 2006 and José Serebrier in 2007.

Col Colburn is deeply committed to seeking new works for “The President’s Own.” While Assistant Director, he facilitated the commissioning of David Rakowski’s Ten of a Kind, a work which was honored in 2002 as a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in music. In 2006, Mr. Rakowski was awarded the Barlow Endowment Prize, a distinction that will result in a new work to be premiered by “The President’s Own” in 2008. Future Marine Band commissions include compositions by the American composers David Chaitkin and Melinda Wagner. Col Colburn also has worked to expand the Marine Band’s educational outreach efforts by increasing master classes at schools throughout the nation during the band’s annual concert tour, and by initiating Music in the High Schools, a program that sends musicians from “The President’s Own” to perform in Washington, area high schools.

Col Colburn is a native of St. Albans, Vt., where he graduated from Bellows Free Academy in 1982. Following high school he attended the Crane School of Music at the State University of New York in Potsdam for two years. He continued his education at Arizona State University in Tempe, where he studied euphonium with Daniel Perantoni and earned a bachelor’s degree in music performance in 1986. In 1991, Col Colburn earned a master’s degree in conducting from George Mason University in Fairfax, Va., where he studied with Anthony Maiello. In addition to his duties with “The President’s Own,” Col Colburn is an active clinician and guest conductor.

No one who wants the return of Marty Schottenheimer shall be granted any rank but firing practice target.

bringbackmarty
10-06-2008, 03:09 PM
it's just a name, not really a position anymore. A response to the actions of the Vermiel era, which ignored an entire phase of the game. I'm onboard with change. The entire regime must be sacked, start fresh. Nobody from the Schottendungy family tree.

bringbackmarty
10-06-2008, 03:30 PM
Gchiefs
boon
autumn wind
Mr. Flopnuts
Hootie
Chiefs Country
juices flowing
kc jones
rustshack
mr. arrowhead
Zouk
Known material supporters of the hermines

Fairplay
10-06-2008, 03:34 PM
Gchiefs
boon
autumn wind
Mr. Flopnuts
Hootie
Chiefs Country
juices flowing
kc jones
rustshack
mr. arrowhead

Known material supporters of the hermines

Perhaps be in charge of intelligence if he changes his avatar?

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-06-2008, 03:38 PM
it's just a name, not really a position anymore. A response to the actions of the Vermiel era, which ignored an entire phase of the game. I'm onboard with change. The entire regime must be sacked, start fresh. Nobody from the Schottendungy family tree.

You are granted the rank of Hauptscharführer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hauptscharf%C3%BChrer) in the intelligence division. You can have a squad of three to five men to report immediately to you. All material will then be conveyed to Fairplay, who as commander of the Luftwaffe, is also in charge of <del>propaganda</del> education.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/SSSrg1ptch.gif/75px-SSSrg1ptch.gif

bringbackmarty
10-06-2008, 05:09 PM
I accept, as long as I don't have to kill any jews, and can run the band, and plan the victory parade, in addition to my duties as Hauptscharführer. Mods: please change my name to Johannes Herrmann, in honor of my German ancestral name.

Bill Parcells
10-06-2008, 05:12 PM
I accept, as long as I don't have to kill any jews, and can run the band, and plan the victory parade, in addition to my duties as Hauptscharführer. Mods: please change my name to Johannes Herrmann, in honor of my German ancestral name.

Change your location. it should now say Der Fuhrerbunker

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2008, 05:12 PM
I'd like to welcome Germ Warfare with open arms to the Ultra Peanut campaign, as they've been ensured the opportunity to enact whatever measures they deem appropriate in their efforts to exterminate certain menaces to society. I will, of course, have full plausible deniability, but rest assured that I support you troops.

Welcome to the team. We can do this.

Bearcat
10-06-2008, 05:15 PM
Damn, wish I had seen this earlier... whatever you need me to do, sir.

However, I have a long history of hating Herm, and have NEVER been on the other side of the fence. I have several quality posts bashing Herm, and my current project is trying to rid Chiefs fans of Hermorrhoids.

rad
10-06-2008, 05:32 PM
BTW, is Lance Corporal higher or lower than Corporal?

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2008, 05:33 PM
Lance is a pretty cool name.

Dave Lane
10-06-2008, 05:38 PM
Lance is lower but you are welcome in the center here's you lance corporal insignia

Dave

Fairplay
10-06-2008, 05:39 PM
All material will then be conveyed to Fairplay, who as commander of the Luftwaffe, is also in charge of <del>propaganda</del> education.


All i would have to say is to simply tell the honest truth, that is all the education the people need to know about the Hemrophiles.

That would be too vile and disgusting for the common man to digest.
But we must tell the people.

Our army is growing. May it be declared an official super power by the end of the week.

Dave Lane
10-06-2008, 05:40 PM
I think a Lance corporal would be an excellent spy :)

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2008, 05:43 PM
So I know Herm and Carl are priorities 1a and 1b, buuuuuut have you guys ever heard of the Blackshirts?

I'm not SAYING, but I'm sayin'...

rad
10-06-2008, 05:44 PM
Lance is lower but you are welcome in the center here's you lance corporal insignia

Dave

Welcome in the center?

Alright, thanks for the response. I was just curious, I'm kind of not supposed to talk about my service. Uh, I mean, you know, back in 'Nam....;)

Fairplay
10-06-2008, 05:46 PM
So I know Herm and Carl are priorities 1a and 1b, buuuuuut have you guys ever heard of the Blackshirts?

I'm not SAYING, but I'm sayin'...

The Night of the Long Knives part 2

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2008, 05:48 PM
i felt bad man poor jack black he looked like he wa in pain when his arm got blown off fuck u bruce willis u are an asshole.

Coach
10-06-2008, 05:50 PM
General Coach,

May i make a recommendation that we take out one of their key agents working for them?

I won't mention any names but he lives in Houston with his mommy and daddy.

So ordered.

bringbackmarty
10-06-2008, 05:58 PM
Sounds like rad would be perfect for the intelligence branch. Supreme Commanders, might I suggest we capture some of their operatives for purposes only known to the intelligence branch, therefore eliminating any possibility you may be indicted for war crimes, or circumventing the constitution. We also have ways of making the enemy talk once he is in our hands, as well as the possibility of recruiting a double agent, which is very beneficial to our cause.

I also suggest we open up diplomatic ties with the "Fax Faction." if we haven't already.

Ultra Peanut
10-06-2008, 05:59 PM
The Night of the Long Knives part 2Now I kind of want to watch a documentary on that sort of thing, because it's so heinous yet so, so sexy.

Kerberos
10-06-2008, 06:05 PM
I'll join but I want to be the Full Bird Col in charge of the aviation brigade

Dave Lane
10-06-2008, 06:10 PM
I'll join but I want to be the Full Bird Col in charge of the aviation brigade

I'll take you some one needs to run the non-coms

Bill Parcells
10-06-2008, 06:12 PM
Sounds like rad would be perfect for the intelligence branch. Supreme Commanders, might I suggest we capture some of their operatives for purposes only known to the intelligence branch, therefore eliminating any possibility you may be indicted for war crimes, or circumventing the constitution. We also have ways of making the enemy talk once he is in our hands, as well as the possibility of recruiting a double agent, which is very beneficial to our cause.

I also suggest we open up diplomatic ties with the "Fax Faction." if we haven't already.

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Excellent!

ROFL

Coach
10-06-2008, 06:29 PM
All right, since we're organizing the land forces in the army section, we will have to organize two more branches.

1. Luftwaffe
2. Kriegsmarine

MIAdragon
10-06-2008, 06:34 PM
All right, since we're organizing the land forces in the army section, we will have to organize two more branches.

1. Luftwaffe
2. Kriegsmarine

Love me some Bismarck!

bringbackmarty
10-06-2008, 06:43 PM
Germ warfare will offer $1,000 in casino cash to anyone who wishes to renounce Das Hermines, and work for us as a double agent. To accept, you must first prove your loyalty to the satisfaction of the supreme commanders. P.M. me for more details. There are also positions for paid informants, and we are accepting recruits for the intelligence, and "education" branches.

Coach
10-06-2008, 06:59 PM
Damn, wish I had seen this earlier... whatever you need me to do, sir.

However, I have a long history of hating Herm, and have NEVER been on the other side of the fence. I have several quality posts bashing Herm, and my current project is trying to rid Chiefs fans of Hermorrhoids.

There are many positions available in the Kriegsmarine or the Luftwaffe if you choose to 100% join.

Bearcat
10-06-2008, 07:03 PM
There are many positions available in the Kriegsmarine or the Luftwaffe if you choose to 100% join.

Oh, I'm in... I'll do whatever is needed to bring down the clown.

Coach
10-06-2008, 07:04 PM
I'll join but I want to be the Full Bird Col in charge of the aviation brigade

I will negoitate with you. I wll give you straight up Lieutenant Colonel, but you can report under Dave Lane's command as a aviation brigade.

Deal?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/US-O5_insignia.svg/60px-US-O5_insignia.svg.png

Coach
10-06-2008, 07:10 PM
Oh, I'm in... I'll do whatever is needed to bring down the clown.

To ensure that you can get the http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/US-O7_insignia.svg/35px-US-O7_insignia.svg.png of the Luftwaffe

or

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d9/US_Navy_O7_insignia.svg/60px-US_Navy_O7_insignia.svg.png Lower Admiral of the Kriegsmarine, you must provide documents/evidence of your hatred towards the Hermines.

The more you provide evidence, the greater chance of you being promoted to a higher rank.

MahiMike
10-06-2008, 07:25 PM
hell, I thought he shoulda been fired September 2006

Bearcat
10-06-2008, 07:28 PM
To ensure that you can get the http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/US-O7_insignia.svg/35px-US-O7_insignia.svg.png of the Luftwaffe

or

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d9/US_Navy_O7_insignia.svg/60px-US_Navy_O7_insignia.svg.png Lower Admiral of the Kriegsmarine, you must provide documents/evidence of your hatred towards the Hermines.

The more you provide evidence, the greater chance of you being promoted to a higher rank.

When you say documents/evidence of hatred towards the Hermines.... is that just the soldiers, or does that include the mothership, too? I could find plenty on the Clown, but would have to dig a little for the bandwagoners.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r143/bearcat2002/TheClowines.jpg

Coach
10-06-2008, 07:40 PM
When you say documents/evidence of hatred towards the Hermines.... is that just the soldiers, or does that include the mothership, too? I could find plenty on the Clown, but would have to dig a little for the bandwagoners.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r143/bearcat2002/TheClowines.jpg

See Unteroffizier Buehler445's post as an example, which he got promoted from Private to Unteroffizier.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5086774&postcount=18

petegz28
10-06-2008, 07:48 PM
He's a regular John Kerry... ROFL

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5089527&postcount=31

Claythan
IN LOVING MEMORY: KC 33 DEN 19





Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Houston
Casino cash: $200 Quote:
Originally Posted by Buehler445
So I see by your sig that you are against Herm now? Back on this side of the fence are we?

I've had enough. We're not making progress. Herm has failed. My patience has run out.
__________________

Nightfyre
10-06-2008, 07:49 PM
He's a regular John Kerry... ROFL

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5089527&postcount=31

Claythan
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Houston
Casino cash: $200 Quote:
Originally Posted by Buehler445
So I see by your sig that you are against Herm now? Back on this side of the fence are we?

I've had enough. We're not making progress. Herm has failed. My patience has run out.
__________________

You fail at reading comprehension.

petegz28
10-06-2008, 07:50 PM
You fail at reading comprehension.

What did I fail to comprehend?

Nightfyre
10-06-2008, 07:51 PM
What did I fail to comprehend?

I assume you are calling Buehler a John Kerry? If not, then you didn't fail epicly. If so, you did.

petegz28
10-06-2008, 07:52 PM
I assume you are calling Buehler a John Kerry? If not, then you didn't fail epicly. If so, you did.

ROFL

Talk about failing at reading comprehension. Why don't you read the link I provided. I guess the pasted quote of such is a little too much in your face?

Count Zarth
10-06-2008, 07:58 PM
I'm not really John Kerry. I changed my opinion in light of new data.

Nightfyre
10-06-2008, 08:00 PM
ROFL

Talk about failing at reading comprehension. Why don't you read the link I provided. I guess the pasted quote of such is a little too much in your face?

I read it. However, you posted it directly after a comment on Buehler's commitment, which to me implied that you misunderstood Buehler's post in your quote.

petegz28
10-06-2008, 08:06 PM
I read it. However, you posted it directly after a comment on Buehler's commitment, which to me implied that you misunderstood Buehler's post in your quote.

No, I posted his comment to Buhler's post. And gave you link. :doh!:

Nightfyre
10-06-2008, 08:08 PM
No, I posted his comment to Buhler's post. And gave you link. :doh!:

Anyway, being that we now understand what you are saying, it's unimportant.

Count Zarth
10-06-2008, 09:02 PM
http://welcometohellherm.ytmnd.com/

Bearcat
10-06-2008, 09:05 PM
See Unteroffizier Buehler445's post as an example, which he got promoted from Private to Unteroffizier.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5086774&postcount=18

For starters...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4789880&postcount=120

A little bit of discussion with an apparent Hermine...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4384509&postcount=98
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4384528&postcount=105
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4384569&postcount=122
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4384599&postcount=130
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4384716&postcount=142

And some recent stuff (if only I could search for 'f***')...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5016946&postcount=1257
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5041311&postcount=13
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5086439&postcount=55
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5086470&postcount=67
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5084164&postcount=19
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5061573&postcount=551
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5056982&postcount=17
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5053042&postcount=10
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4895960&postcount=7

Coach
10-06-2008, 09:27 PM
For starters...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4789880&postcount=120

A little bit of discussion with an apparent Hermine...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4384509&postcount=98
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4384528&postcount=105
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4384569&postcount=122
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4384599&postcount=130
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4384716&postcount=142

And some recent stuff (if only I could search for 'f***')...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5016946&postcount=1257
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5041311&postcount=13
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5086439&postcount=55
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5086470&postcount=67
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5084164&postcount=19
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5061573&postcount=551
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5056982&postcount=17
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5053042&postcount=10
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4895960&postcount=7

I am prepared to offer you a position of your choosing.

Rank of http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/US-O8_insignia.svg/65px-US-O8_insignia.svg.png (Generalleutnant) in the Luftwaffe

or

Rank of http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/US_Navy_O8_insignia.svg/60px-US_Navy_O8_insignia.svg.png Konteradmiral in the Kriegsmarine.

However, I am leaving the option of whatever you chose of your position, that you can be a Fighter Support, Tactical Bomber, or Strategic Bomber squadron in the Luftwaffe.

or

Position of Carrier Fleet, Unterseeboot, or Destroyer Group in the Kriegsmarine.

Coach
10-06-2008, 09:32 PM
A special thank you to a special follower for it's hard work on a brand new logo of The Germ Warfare!

Wear the logo, proudly.

http://i36.tinypic.com/33ll8op.png

pr_capone
10-06-2008, 10:15 PM
How in the hell did a Marine (sbk) get into the Army Group South?

Coach
10-06-2008, 10:21 PM
How in the hell did a Marine (sbk) get into the Army Group South?

Feldwebel pr_capone, he's enlisted as a Marine, but he is on a loan as a sharprshooter.

boogblaster
10-06-2008, 10:24 PM
We still have hanging in our system here in Kansas I think ... Surely a noose would do the job on Hermie ... he's guilty of team-murder ...

Coach
10-06-2008, 11:01 PM
We still have hanging in our system here in Kansas I think ... Surely a noose would do the job on Hermie ... he's guilty of team-murder ...

Well then, what are you fooling around for then? Join in the ranks!

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2008, 12:05 AM
i felt bad man poor jack black he looked like he wa in pain when his arm got blown off fuck u bruce willis u are an asshole.

ROFL

Guru
10-07-2008, 12:10 AM
Get rid of Carl and Herm will follow.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2008, 12:15 AM
We still have hanging in our system here in Kansas I think ... Surely a noose would do the job on Hermie ... he's guilty of team-murder ...

You will be commissioned into Army Group North, as Truppführer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truppf%C3%BChrer), under my direct command. Report to your CO at 0800

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Tfhr.gif

beach tribe
10-07-2008, 04:31 AM
Sign me up sir. I'm ready to eat my own guts, and ask for seconds.

I'm good with explosives, and have also lead a Tank squadron sir.

Coach
10-07-2008, 05:41 AM
Sign me up sir. I'm ready to eat my own guts, and ask for seconds.

I'm good with explosives, and have also lead a Tank squadron sir.

Welcome Private. Here's your rank.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/US_Army_E-2.svg/50px-US_Army_E-2.svg.png

Report to the Army Group Oberrhein and your CO by 1200 hours.

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 06:20 AM
Espionage Claythan,

Mail a blow up doll to him.

When he puts his tiny weenie in it, it detonates an explosive device.

bringbackmarty
10-07-2008, 09:09 AM
We (intelligencia) are spying on everybody, and don't think I haven't noticed your political activities. When the Army officially backs a candidate you will be asked to fall in line with the status quo.

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 09:47 AM
We (intelligencia) are spying on everybody, and don't think I haven't noticed your political activities. When the Army officially backs a candidate you will be asked to fall in line with the status quo.

Myself i belong to Faxs Factions, an independent political group not yet affliated with a party at this time.

We will decide later, per Pm vote at a later time. Who ever gets the most votes is who we will back.

This doesn't constitute a court martial as the laws state at this time.

Bearcat
10-07-2008, 09:53 AM
I am prepared to offer you a position of your choosing.

Rank of http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/US-O8_insignia.svg/65px-US-O8_insignia.svg.png (Generalleutnant) in the Luftwaffe

or

Rank of http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/US_Navy_O8_insignia.svg/60px-US_Navy_O8_insignia.svg.png Konteradmiral in the Kriegsmarine.

However, I am leaving the option of whatever you chose of your position, that you can be a Fighter Support, Tactical Bomber, or Strategic Bomber squadron in the Luftwaffe.

or

Position of Carrier Fleet, Unterseeboot, or Destroyer Group in the Kriegsmarine.

Generalluetnant in the Lufwaffe, Tactical Bomber.

You won't be disappointed, sir.

Inspector
10-07-2008, 09:58 AM
Espionage Claythan,

Mail a blow up doll to him.

When he puts his tiny weenie in it, it detonates an explosive device.

That would probably be a very small explosion.

beach tribe
10-07-2008, 10:11 AM
Welcome Private. Here's your rank.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ee/US_Army_E-2.svg/50px-US_Army_E-2.svg.png

Report to the Army Group Oberrhein and your CO by 1200 hours.

E-1? fuck that.

bringbackmarty
10-07-2008, 10:18 AM
Myself i belong to Faxs Factions, an independent political group not yet affliated with a party at this time.

We will decide later, per Pm vote at a later time. Who ever gets the most votes is who we will back.

This doesn't constitute a court martial as the laws state at this time.
We already knew that, we were just using you as an example.

I have added a name to the list.

"Zouk" is a known Herm sympathizer.
"Pitt Gorilla" may be one as well, but we are in the process of collecting evidence.

Coach
10-07-2008, 11:05 AM
E-1? fuck that.

Well, if you are wanting more command, the highest I can go is Staff Sargent, where you may lead a platoon.

Coach
10-07-2008, 11:06 AM
Generalluetnant in the Lufwaffe, Tactical Bomber.

You won't be disappointed, sir.

Done.

Dave Lane
10-07-2008, 12:15 PM
Maybe some U-Boat commanders would be a good thing...

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2008, 01:54 PM
If I don't see the rep of these two in the red in 24 hours, there will be hell to pay.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4921209
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=4921432

Johnny Vegas
10-07-2008, 02:45 PM
one thing I can respect Herm for is he hasn't pulled a Bobby Petrino on the team. He's stubborn enough to keep with what he started doing.

chasedude
10-07-2008, 03:42 PM
chasedude, welcome. You will be enlisted as Private, and your responsibilities are to be the sniper for General Dave Lane's division.

Report to Army Group Centre.

What I mean by that, sir, is if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Herm Edwards... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over. ROFL :D

SBK
10-07-2008, 03:54 PM
How in the hell did a Marine (sbk) get into the Army Group South?

What did I miss, and what are my orders sir?

Nightfyre
10-07-2008, 04:43 PM
What I mean by that, sir, is if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Herm Edwards... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over. ROFL :D

Nice Reference, but wrong side.

Bill Parcells
10-07-2008, 04:52 PM
Attack!!!

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5092253&postcount=57

The case is not that difficult to make. His resume is similar to Belichick's before he got Brady, and to Tony Dungy's before he got Peyton Manning. Look it up. Both of those coaches showed they were very good in Tampa and Cleveland (considering the talent they had), but people were too stupid to notice it.

And no one was making the case for either of those 2 to make a Super Bowl either. In fact, many many many people said that they could not win a Super Bowl because of their approach on offense (Dungy) or their lack of ability to motivate players (Belichick).

ROFL

Count Zarth
10-07-2008, 04:57 PM
Zouk is the last defender of Herm. He is surrounded. There is no escape. Only death.

beach tribe
10-07-2008, 05:04 PM
Well, if you are wanting more command, the highest I can go is Staff Sargent, where you may lead a platoon.

Where do I sign?

Coach
10-07-2008, 05:27 PM
Zouk is the last defender of Herm. He is surrounded. There is no escape. Only death.

False. You are the last defender of Herm. Your opinion or changing your mind will not be tolerated, for it's well known that you are the Commander of Chief for The Hermines.

Coach
10-07-2008, 05:29 PM
What I mean by that, sir, is if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Herm Edwards... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over. ROFL :D

It may sound easy, Gunnery Sargent chasedude, but you will have to go under hostile territory, which is the Warpath Poland Illustrated and also through the French Office, dodging bullets, bombs, and the moronic Hermines.

Coach
10-07-2008, 05:31 PM
Maybe some U-Boat commanders would be a good thing...

It would be nice as well, and keep in mind that there are many positions available, including officer status of the Unterseeboot.

Coach
10-07-2008, 05:35 PM
Where do I sign?

You are ordered to report to Army Group Oberrhein at 2000 hours where Nightfyre is your Commanding Officer.

Your Rank: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/US_Army_E-6.svg/60px-US_Army_E-6.svg.png

Coach
10-07-2008, 05:36 PM
What did I miss, and what are my orders sir?

Your orders are to seek and destroy The Hermines and trolls.

Nightfyre
10-07-2008, 05:46 PM
I call for the surrender or destruction of any and all Hermines!

A known associates list:
Claythan (Aliases: gochiefs, goqueer, goatse, etc. etc. etc.)
JuicesFlowing
Mr. Flopnuts
Mr. Arrowhead
GonzoRox88
Chief Faithful
CrazyCoffey
Zouk

We are presently at a state of high-alert.

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 05:52 PM
Everyone knows, that there is no backing out of supporting Herm while they are in this most prestigious military. And until his resignation, termination or even death.
Shall we stated as a traitor if we over turn our views on him.

In which we must pay the ultimate punishment.

Bombs away!!!!!!!!!

Bearcat
10-07-2008, 06:10 PM
False. You are the last defender of Herm. Your opinion or changing your mind will not be tolerated, for it's well known that you are the Commander of Chief for The Hermines.

Yep, he's just passing through...

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5092598&postcount=71

Count Zarth
10-07-2008, 06:11 PM
I call for the surrender or destruction of any and all Hermines!

A known associates list:
Claythan (Aliases: gochiefs, goqueer, goatse, etc. etc. etc.)
JuicesFlowing
Mr. Flopnuts
Mr. Arrowhead
GonzoRox88
Chief Faithful
CrazyCoffey

We are presently at a state of high-alert.

I was kicked out of the Hermines for insubordination. I'm a deserter.

Coach
10-07-2008, 06:20 PM
Yep, he's just passing through...

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5092598&postcount=71

Excellent intelligence report, Generalluetnant.

Nightfyre
10-07-2008, 06:21 PM
I was kicked out of the Hermines for insubordination. I'm a deserter.

Arrest this man and put him on trial for war crimes. Execute him either way.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-07-2008, 06:23 PM
I call for the surrender or destruction of any and all Hermines!

A known associates list:
Claythan (Aliases: gochiefs, goqueer, goatse, etc. etc. etc.)
JuicesFlowing
Mr. Flopnuts
Mr. Arrowhead
GonzoRox88
Chief Faithful
CrazyCoffey

We are presently at a state of high-alert.

Sorry dude, I deserted after the Oakland game. I yield.

Count Zarth
10-07-2008, 06:23 PM
Arrest this man and put him on trial for war crimes. Execute him either way.

If you kill me, Germ Warfare headquarters will explode. There's a remote detonation device inside my body. If my heart stomps pumping - BOOM!

Just leave my "OUR FOUNDER" painting up in the foyer and all will be well.

Nightfyre
10-07-2008, 06:25 PM
If you kill me, Germ Warfare headquarters will explode. There's a remote detonation device inside my body. If my heart stomps pumping - BOOM!

Just leave my "OUR FOUNDER" painting up in the foyer and all will be well.

We will execute you at a POW camp, not in Germ Warfare HQ. :rolleyes:

Count Zarth
10-07-2008, 06:26 PM
We will execute you at a POW camp, not in Germ Warfare HQ. :rolleyes:

It doesn't matter where you execute me. It's a remote detonation device. Any attempt to tamper with it will also result in the destruction of your base.

Nightfyre
10-07-2008, 06:26 PM
Sorry dude, I deserted after the Oakland game. I yield.

We need someone to manage POW Camps.

Coach
10-07-2008, 06:27 PM
If you kill me, Germ Warfare headquarters will explode. There's a remote detonation device inside my body. If my heart stomps pumping - BOOM!

Just leave my "OUR FOUNDER" painting up in the foyer and all will be well.

Oh, you're talking about the Atomic Bomb Detonator in your heart? Yeah, about that, I had my scientific team disable that.

Sorry to disappoint you, Benedict Arnold.

Coach
10-07-2008, 06:29 PM
We need someone to manage POW Camps.

Please interrogate and gather intellegence from him, Obergruppenführer Nightfyre. We do not accept traitors or deserters of any kind in our organization.

Count Zarth
10-07-2008, 06:29 PM
Oh, you're talking about the Atomic Bomb Detonator in your heart? Yeah, about that, I had my scientific team disable that.

Sorry to disappoint you, Benedict Arnold.

Nope, it's still ticking.

(god this is dumb)

Nightfyre
10-07-2008, 06:30 PM
Time to break out the water boarding! TELL ME FLOPNUTS! Where are your compatriots?! What were their battle plans?! He values his nipples so much, attach them to a car battery! TALK DAMN YOU!

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 06:33 PM
I was kicked out of the Hermines for insubordination. I'm a deserter.



I would trust him as far as you could throw him.

I vote execution.

Bearcat
10-07-2008, 06:35 PM
If you kill me, Germ Warfare headquarters will explode. There's a remote detonation device inside my body. If my heart stomps pumping - BOOM!


Germ Warfare Headquarters is not in the same place as your stash of farmer-on-sheep porn, the photoshopped pictures of you and Kelly Clarkson, and your broken dreams. We moved.

Nightfyre
10-07-2008, 06:38 PM
I would trust him as far as you could throw him.

I vote execution.
I say we scourge him to within an inch of his life and then execute him.

Count Zarth
10-07-2008, 06:39 PM
Germ Warfare Headquarters is not in the same place as your stash of farmer-on-sheep porn, the photoshopped pictures of you and Kelly Clarkson, and your broken dreams. We moved.

I anticipated this. When I originally recruited members to Germ Warfare, they were drugged, and had nuclear devices surgically implanted. If just one of them is inside your new HQ when you attempt to remove my remote detonator, or kill me, BOOM! Also, even if you EMPTY your HQ, the surgically implanted nukes have a blast radius of 500 trillion miles.

So back off!

Fairplay
10-07-2008, 06:41 PM
That's it. Give Claythan the rigged blow up doll.

He might as well enjoy his laset seconds on earth.

Count Zarth
10-07-2008, 06:43 PM
That's it. Give Claythan the rigged blow up doll.

He might as well enjoy his laset seconds on earth.

You guys haven't kidnapped me, anyway. Our WPI fortress is impregnable.

Bearcat
10-07-2008, 06:46 PM
I anticipated this. When I originally recruited members to Germ Warfare, they were drugged, and had nuclear devices surgically implanted. If just one of them is inside your new HQ when you attempt to remove my remote detonator, or kill me, BOOM! Also, even if you EMPTY your HQ, the surgically implanted nukes have a blast radius of 500 trillion miles.

So back off!

LMAO

You're more of a fraud than Herm. Everyone knows nukes only have a maximum blast radius of 200 trillion miles! Just another lie...

Bearcat
10-07-2008, 06:48 PM
You guys haven't kidnapped me, anyway. Our WPI fortress is impregnable.

Just because no one ever wants to get in doesn't mean we can't...

Nightfyre
10-07-2008, 06:50 PM
Our WPI fortress is impregnable.

That happens when you have a Circle of Protection against all things Female.

smittysbar
10-07-2008, 07:10 PM
I call for the surrender or destruction of any and all Hermines!

A known associates list:
Claythan (Aliases: gochiefs, goqueer, goatse, etc. etc. etc.)
JuicesFlowing
Mr. Flopnuts
Mr. Arrowhead
GonzoRox88
Chief Faithful
CrazyCoffey

We are presently at a state of high-alert.

Sir you need to add Zouk.

Coach
10-07-2008, 09:42 PM
Sir you need to add Zouk.

As a COC, I confirm this.

Skip Towne
10-07-2008, 09:49 PM
As a COC, I confirm this.

What's a COC? 3/4 of a COCK?

Coach
10-07-2008, 09:54 PM
What's a COC? 3/4 of a COCK?

Commander Of Chief.

And FYI, "my friend" my 1' of a COCK > your 3/4" of a cock. :D :p

Nightfyre
10-07-2008, 10:10 PM
Very good, the list has been amended!

bringbackmarty
10-07-2008, 10:29 PM
2324 CST

Gestapo HQ....

A few thoughts commanders.....

I had added zouk this morning on my list........

We need to set up the tribunal to begin once we are eliminated from playoff contention. No sense in wasting any time.

If Croyle wins a game, that will flush out the hermines into the open, we should have a tank squadron with extra machine guns, and the luftwaffe ready to strafe, with the snipers ready to pick them off before they run to the woods.

I propose we assassinate Claythan before the tribunal, since it looks like he will be of little use to any of us, especially us in the intel division.

However, he could be of some use if he were to furnish us with a more complete list of names. We will still kill him, but we could let him at least see a real pair of titties. (besides his mom's, and 3 yr old sisters)


Yesterday, 04:30 PM #94
bringbackmarty
Hauptscharführer

(I editied this list even further 2332 cmt)

boon
autumn wind
Mr. Flopnuts
Hootie
Chiefs Country
kc jones
rustshack
mr. arrowhead
Zouk
?????
JuicesFlowing
GonzoRox88
Chief Faithful
CrazyCoffey
Known material supporters of the hermines
__________________
Adopt a Chief: Rudy Niswanger

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-07-2008, 10:33 PM
Excellent work, you are hereby promoted to Sturmscharführer

http://www.2ssdasreich.org/images/rank/ct_sturmscharfuhrer.jpg

bringbackmarty
10-07-2008, 10:38 PM
Bucs, Phins (dec home game), Bengals represent a problem for us.

We might win our last two games.

If Croyle even slightly plays well, Herm could buy himself another year.

We must go after Croyle. Break his spirit.

The director of Das Interweb needs to launch.....

http://www.benchbrodiecroyle.com

Fairplay
10-08-2008, 12:00 AM
2324 CST
Gestapo HQ....

However, he could be of some use if he were to furnish us with a more complete list of names. We will still kill him, but we could let him at least see a real pair of titties. (besides his mom's, and 3 yr old sisters)

boon
autumn wind
Mr. Flopnuts
Hootie
Chiefs Country
kc jones
rustshack
mr. arrowhead
Zouk
Claythan (Aliases: gochiefs, goqueer, goatse, etc. etc. etc.)
JuicesFlowing
GonzoRox88
Chief Faithful
CrazyCoffey
Known material supporters of the hermines


The two highlighted names disturbed me. As i both liked them on here. But alas, we must be strong and cut ties with our enemies. Being charged as a Hemrophile/Hermines is a very serious offense. But we must eliminate them all.

Those caught will have there day in court at The Nuremberg Trials.
Hangings to commence shortly afterwards.

MOhillbilly
10-08-2008, 07:04 AM
nazi = gay

bringbackmarty
10-08-2008, 07:57 AM
No, Claythan is gay. Real Nazi's are jerks. However, being a pretend nazi for the purposes of this thread beats jacking off pigs for a living.

bringbackmarty
10-08-2008, 08:03 AM
The two highlighted names disturbed me. As i both liked them on here. But alas, we must be strong and cut ties with our enemies. Being charged as a Hemrophile/Hermines is a very serious offense. But we must eliminate them all.

Those caught will have there day in court at The Nuremberg Trials.
Hangings to commence shortly afterwards.

We could make those two sign a pledge renouncing all things herm. Then we could bring the to the reeducation centre, and make them watch film after film of the Patriots, Cowboys, Steelers, Redskins, 49ers from their super bowl years. Just so they see what good football looks like.

Fairplay
10-08-2008, 10:07 AM
We could make those two sign a pledge renouncing all things herm. Then we could bring the to the reeducation centre, and make them watch film after film of the Patriots, Cowboys, Steelers, Redskins, 49ers from their super bowl years. Just so they see what good football looks like.

Yes, they must publicly confess on here that they made a mistake being a Hermanite.
Denounce that they would ever to back Herm again.

And if they did they will be hit in the nutsack by one of courageous and illustrious Generals.

Count Zarth
10-08-2008, 10:11 AM
Yes, they must publicly confess on here that they made a mistake being a Hermanite.
Denounce that they would ever to back Herm again.


I, Claythan, made a mistake ever supporting Herm Edwards. It was foolish of me, and I feel bad for doing it and letting down my fellow Kansas City Chiefs fans.

Never again will I support him as our head coach.

beach tribe
10-08-2008, 10:12 AM
BURN HIM!!!!!!!!

Fairplay
10-08-2008, 10:14 AM
I, Claythan, made a mistake ever supporting Herm Edwards. It was foolish of me, and I feel bad for doing it and letting down my fellow Kansas City Chiefs fans.

Never again will I support him as our head coach.

I will let Coach or Hamas determine if this is enough to let you out of our P.O.W. camp, or continue cleaning the urinals and toilets after a chiefs game.

bringbackmarty
10-08-2008, 03:14 PM
If you were to provide us with information.....We could show some mercy? However it is not for me to decide. Your actions will help determine your fate, and wether or not you get to see real titties, that are not related to you.

MOhillbilly
10-08-2008, 03:21 PM
No, Claythan is gay. Real Nazi's are jerks. However, being a pretend nazi for the purposes of this thread beats jacking off pigs for a living.

your dad should whip your ass for playing nazi.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-08-2008, 03:57 PM
I will let Coach or Hamas determine if this is enough to let you out of our P.O.W. camp, or continue cleaning the urinals and toilets after a chiefs game.

He's sentenced to three years of digging mass graves and turning big rocks into little rocks.

There is another option:

http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/button-icon-headshot-art-280.gif

Count Zarth
10-08-2008, 04:14 PM
I'll grow a disfigured penis out of my head, sure. But do I have to shave my head apart from one little patch? That seems abusive.

Coach
10-08-2008, 05:41 PM
I'll grow a disfigured penis out of my head, sure. But do I have to shave my head apart from one little patch? That seems abusive.

Nein. I think General Jenkins is referring das bullet in the head.

Coach
10-08-2008, 05:52 PM
Obersturmbannführer OnTheWarpath.

As your dedication to the Germ Warfare and your excellent sniping skills, one of the commanders have informed me that you should be rewarded for your excellent skills. You may chose to use this as your avatar or your sig, if you wish.

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/66/hermtargetpr3.jpg

Congratulations.

Fairplay
10-08-2008, 05:52 PM
This thread is awesome.

Coach
10-08-2008, 05:59 PM
Generalmajor D2112.

As your dedication to the Germ Warfare, along with your skills and intellegence that I have received from you, you are hereby promoted from

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/US-O8_insignia.svg/65px-US-O8_insignia.svg.png

to

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/US-O9_insignia.svg/100px-US-O9_insignia.svg.png

Congratulations.

Bill Parcells
10-08-2008, 06:01 PM
Generalmajor D2112.

As your dedication to the Germ Warfare, along with your skills and intellegence that I have received from you, you are hereby promoted from

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/US-O8_insignia.svg/65px-US-O8_insignia.svg.png

to

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/US-O9_insignia.svg/100px-US-O9_insignia.svg.png

Congratulations.

Thank you, Supreme Commander. I am your humble subordinate. :evil:

Coach
10-08-2008, 06:10 PM
This thread is awesome.

Damn straight it is.

OnTheWarpath58
10-08-2008, 06:22 PM
Obersturmbannführer OnTheWarpath.

As your dedication to the Germ Warfare and your excellent sniping skills, one of the commanders have informed me that you should be rewarded for your excellent skills. You may chose to use this as your avatar or your sig, if you wish.

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/66/hermtargetpr3.jpg

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Count Zarth
10-08-2008, 06:30 PM
I like all the nazi overtones in this thread.

I guess that makes me Heinrich Brüning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Br%C3%BCning).

DeezNutz
10-08-2008, 06:30 PM
Thank you, Supreme Commander. I am your humble subordinate. :evil:

D2112, am I remembering correctly that you're a Jets fan?

This shit's all old stuff for you then, huh?

Bill Parcells
10-08-2008, 06:40 PM
D2112, am I remembering correctly that you're a Jets fan?

This shit's all old stuff for you then, huh?

Yeah, but it's different now. when he was in NY people would always defend this jerkoff for some reason, the press, ownership, some ****ing psychotic Herm loving fans. so it would piss me off watching the Jets with him as coach. that 5 year span was the most aggravating time I ever watched the Jets. even worse than the Kotite era.

But NOW he's finally being exposed for the fraud that he always has been. and it almost feels like justice has been served, well almost. :evil:

Count Zarth
10-08-2008, 06:43 PM
What do you think will happen to Herm after KC, Bill?

Bill Parcells
10-08-2008, 06:45 PM
What do you think will happen to Herm after KC, Bill?

Tony Dungy will give him a job as a DC. and so will Lovie Smith. but he's done as a HC after KC. and hopefully so is that idiot Peterson that brought him here.

DeezNutz
10-08-2008, 06:48 PM
Yeah, but it's different now. when he was in NY people would always defend this jerkoff for some reason, the press, ownership, some ****ing psychotic Herm loving fans. so it would piss me off watching the Jets with him as coach. that 5 year span was the most aggravating time I ever watched the Jets. even worse than the Kotite era.

But NOW he's finally being exposed for the fraud that he always has been. and it almost feels like justice has been served, well almost. :evil:

I understand where you're coming from.

Do you consider yourself a Chiefs fan, too, or just someone who enjoys this site?

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-08-2008, 06:49 PM
Intelligence officers report immediately:

We need a galvanizing moment. Something that not only turns the entire fanbase against Herm, but also allows us to properly assume our role as heads of the rudderless ship that is this franchise. I propose a firebombing of 1 Arrowhead Drive, carried out by our loyal servants. In the ashes of this event, blame will be laid at the feet of the true fan, who will then be summarily processed and sent to the lands of Western Kansas for reeducation.

Count Zarth
10-08-2008, 06:50 PM
Tony Dungy will give him a job as a DC. and so will Lovie Smith. but he's done as a HC after KC. and hopefully so is that idiot Peterson that brought him here.

What qualifications does Herm even have to be a defensive coordinator?

HIS DEFENSE SUCKS.

Bill Parcells
10-08-2008, 06:51 PM
I understand where you're coming from.

Do you consider yourself a Chiefs fan, too, or just someone who enjoys this site?

Not a Chiefs fan, sorry. :evil:

But I remember conversing with listopencil about this a while back. once you start posting here as an opposing team's fan/poster you kind of get addicted to this place. it's very unique with no moderation and limited rules. I like it.

DeezNutz
10-08-2008, 06:57 PM
Not a Chiefs fan, sorry. :evil:

But I remember conversing with listopencil about this a while back. once you start posting here as an opposing team's fan/poster you kind of get addicted to this place. it's very unique with no moderation and limited rules. I like it.

Word.

It's cool to get the perspectives of "outsiders," and that's one of the reasons why this place is a great source of information. The cacophony of voices often helps to shed some objective light on the situation.

Except in DC, of course. :D

Skip Towne
10-08-2008, 06:58 PM
What qualifications does Herm even have to be a defensive coordinator?

HIS DEFENSE SUCKS.

Gunther couldn't hook on as a DC and he is much better than Herm.

bringbackmarty
10-08-2008, 08:15 PM
Yeah, the game has passed those guys by....

Coach
10-08-2008, 10:08 PM
Intelligence officers report immediately:

We need a galvanizing moment. Something that not only turns the entire fanbase against Herm, but also allows us to properly assume our role as heads of the rudderless ship that is this franchise. I propose a firebombing of 1 Arrowhead Drive, carried out by our loyal servants. In the ashes of this event, blame will be laid at the feet of the true fan, who will then be summarily processed and sent to the lands of Western Kansas for reeducation.

We will need to find a POW Camp Commander, General Jenkins. Got anyone particitular in mind?

FAX
10-08-2008, 11:18 PM
We will need to find a POW Camp Commander, General Jenkins. Got anyone particitular in mind?

Hmmm. Do POW Camp Commanders get to see captive girls naked?

FAX

bringbackmarty
10-09-2008, 07:48 AM
absolutely,
for you....Anything.

bringbackmarty
10-09-2008, 07:58 AM
One of our two decent linemen is a hermaphrodite....How unfortunate.
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/chiefs/story/833107-p2.html

Fairplay
10-09-2008, 08:11 AM
My Luftwaffe squadron is planning to fly over Arrowhead stadium during the Titans game and drop thousands of leaflets. Calling for Herm to be dismissed, terminated, fired, and flipped off.

Maybe the Arrowhead fans there will rebel and throw a coup.
Tar and feathers will on standby.

Coach
10-09-2008, 10:53 AM
Hmmm. Do POW Camp Commanders get to see captive girls naked?

FAX

POW Camp Commanders get to do whatever the hell they please to do. They will report to me and General Jenkins. However, we are not responsible POW Commanders actions.

Easy 6
10-09-2008, 12:27 PM
Count me in, i've hit the Herm Wall...i expected uneven play, i expected to have a losing record at this point.

But, i didnt expect to look so totally inept in every single phase game in/game out.

Gunther & Gailey can get the F out with him.

Dave Lane
10-09-2008, 12:29 PM
Intelligence officers report immediately:

We need a galvanizing moment. Something that not only turns the entire fanbase against Herm, but also allows us to properly assume our role as heads of the rudderless ship that is this franchise. I propose a firebombing of 1 Arrowhead Drive, carried out by our loyal servants. In the ashes of this event, blame will be laid at the feet of the true fan, who will then be summarily processed and sent to the lands of Western Kansas for reeducation.

How about we just fire bomb Herm to save gas and all?

Dave

Coach
10-09-2008, 03:15 PM
Count me in, i've hit the Herm Wall...i expected uneven play, i expected to have a losing record at this point.

But, i didnt expect to look so totally inept in every single phase game in/game out.

Gunther & Gailey can get the F out with him.

What would you want to join? Army? Navy? Air Force?

Easy 6
10-09-2008, 03:32 PM
What would you want to join? Army? Navy? Air Force?

Color me Army green.

Seriously, there isnt a justifiable reason for our play this year...teams like Miami & Atl dont need 5 years of rebuilding to look like an NFL football team & we shouldnt either.

Coach
10-09-2008, 03:36 PM
Color me Army green.

Seriously, there isnt a justifiable reason for our play this year...teams like Miami & Atl dont need 5 years of rebuilding to look like an NFL football team & we shouldnt either.

Will sargent at Army Group Oberrhein work for you?

Bill Parcells
10-09-2008, 03:37 PM
What would you want to join? Army? Navy? Air Force?

Supreme Commander, if I may. I believe Mr. Free has the right stuff to lead our clandestine division. the Waffen SS

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms4/german-waffen-ss-ring2.jpg

Coach
10-09-2008, 03:38 PM
Supreme Commander, if I may. I believe Mr. Free has the right stuff to lead our clandestine division. the Waffen SS

http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/uniforms4/german-waffen-ss-ring2.jpg

He can do that if he choose to lead the division under Army Group Oberrhein, since they need more reinforcements.

Coach
10-09-2008, 04:52 PM
Confirmed.

SBK
10-09-2008, 04:52 PM
Am I the only member of this force that has got PM's and rep from people congratulating me on my service in the US Military? (even though my avatar clearly has Germ Warfare written in it)????

MIAdragon
10-09-2008, 04:58 PM
Am I the only member of this force that has got PM's and rep from people congratulating me on my service in the US Military? (even though my avatar clearly has Germ Warfare written in it)????

ROFL yup nothing been sent my way

Coach
10-09-2008, 04:58 PM
Am I the only member of this force that has got PM's and rep from people congratulating me on my service in the US Military? (even though my avatar clearly has Germ Warfare written in it)????

I reckon so, although I didn't get anything, since my avatar is the Herm logo. I'm guessing those people assume that you served in the US Military. :shrug: