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10-10-2008, 01:56 PM
Report: Winslow has swollen testicles

A league source tells Profootballtalk.com that Kellen Winslow's "unspecified illness" is swollen testicles.
Yikes. No one has ever accused Winslow of lacking big cajones, and they certainly won't now. Okay, probably not a matter to joke about. A team source reportedly told the Cleveland Plain Dealer that they still expect Winslow to play. Winslow practiced Monday, but has since been held out of workouts. Cautiously keep Winslow in your lineup and wait for more news. Oct. 10 - 2:05 pm et
Source: Profootballtalk.com

10-10-2008, 02:05 PM
and other team won't aim for the cup or anything....

10-10-2008, 08:14 PM
Sounds like he needs to spank that monkey.

10-11-2008, 09:18 AM

The report said just that (http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2008/10/09/winslow-could-miss-the-monday-night-game-with-an-illness/), nothing more, nothing less, leaving the imagination to wander. Well, you'd have to be a pretty sick person to guess what really happened to Winslow. According to Pro Football Talk (http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/10/10/winslow-has-swollen-um-parts/), Kellen's testicles "swelled to the size of grapefruits."

10-11-2008, 09:22 AM
Try running downfield with those in your pants!

10-14-2008, 08:26 PM
they got swole.

Mr. Plow
10-14-2008, 08:53 PM
You mean testicles the size of grapefruits isn't normal?!? I better call my doctor tomorrow.

10-15-2008, 03:07 PM
winslow is Killing me, I drafted him based on his years #s from last year, hopefully D.A. can start to get him the ball now that he has knocked the dust off his throwing arm