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Dave Lane
10-30-2008, 11:29 AM
I'm not saying this is across the board, but the average Nazi/rightest/neocon on this board fits this profile:

Age 55-99
Marital status married and miserable
Jesus freak
Some grade school - dropped out to support mom and dads drinking habit
10-20 kids
3 tours in the military and 2 stints in prison

So pretty close? :)

Dave

Friendo
10-30-2008, 11:35 AM
prefers pictures to text--you forgot that one ;)

jAZ
10-30-2008, 11:37 AM
Wow.

I'd say unfair as hell, but I laughed.

jAZ
10-30-2008, 11:38 AM
Loves chain emails.
Hates Snopes.

Dave Lane
10-30-2008, 11:38 AM
Whats all this readin ****? I can count 1-2-4-5 take that beoch!

whoman69
10-30-2008, 11:38 AM
I don't think answering the other sides' idiocy with some of our own is the answer. Shtsprayer has some issues he needs to deal with.

Dave Lane
10-30-2008, 11:39 AM
Wow.

I'd say unfair as hell, but I laughed.

Had to lampoon SS dumbass thread. I'll bet even he laughed...

BigChiefFan
10-30-2008, 11:40 AM
Loves to fling utter horseshit in the hopes that is sticks, I would say is a prerequesite for the NEO CONS.

NewChief
10-30-2008, 11:40 AM
Posts shit that he doesn't actually believe, just because it suits his agenda.

Chief Henry
10-30-2008, 12:37 PM
You chumps left out a few:


Deals in facts...and makes his decisions based on facts, not Feel goodism.

Works his ass off to support his family

Works his ass off for the free loaders of society that don't pay taxs and wants more free cheese and free homes and votes for the democrate.

Beleaves in Jesus Christ as the Lord our Savior.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from enemies of our economic system.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from radical Islamofacist that want to kill
each and every one of us.

Beleaves in Life - Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Beleaves that the goverment needs to tax less and spend less.

patteeu
10-30-2008, 12:46 PM
I'm not saying this is across the board, but the average Nazi/rightest/neocon on this board fits this profile:

Age 55-99
Marital status married and miserable
Jesus freak
Some grade school - dropped out to support mom and dads drinking habit
10-20 kids
3 tours in the military and 2 stints in prison

So pretty close? :)

Dave

Damn, you nailed me except that I only have 9 kids and mom and dad were teatotaling meth-heads. :)

KILLER_CLOWN
10-30-2008, 12:48 PM
Damn, you nailed me except that I only have 9 kids and mom and dad were teatotaling meth-heads. :)

I never knew you had a sense of humor.

Radar Chief
10-30-2008, 12:55 PM
Posts shit that he doesn't actually believe, just because it suits his agenda.

Heh, yea. Wait, were we talking about NeoCons or Liberals? I know, I know BEP:
There’s a difference?

Cannibal
10-30-2008, 01:01 PM
You chumps left out a few:


Deals in facts...and makes his decisions based on facts, not Feel goodism.

Works his ass off to support his family

Works his ass off for the free loaders of society that don't pay taxs and wants more free cheese and free homes and votes for the democrate.

Beleaves in Jesus Christ as the Lord our Savior.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from enemies of our economic system.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from radical Islamofacist that want to kill
each and every one of us.

Beleaves in Life - Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Beleaves that the goverment needs to tax less and spend less.

I'd say the education criteria for the typical DC Republican listed in the OP is probably pretty accurate, at least for Chief Henry.

PunkinDrublic
10-30-2008, 01:13 PM
You chumps left out a few:


Deals in facts...and makes his decisions based on facts, not Feel goodism.

Works his ass off to support his family

Works his ass off for the free loaders of society that don't pay taxs and wants more free cheese and free homes and votes for the democrate.

Beleaves in Jesus Christ as the Lord our Savior.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from enemies of our economic system.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from radical Islamofacist that want to kill
each and every one of us.

Beleaves in Life - Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Beleaves that the goverment needs to tax less and spend less.


Apparently doesn't believe in spellcheck.

PunkinDrublic
10-30-2008, 01:19 PM
Believes in calling anyone who doesn't agree with their economic and tax policies a socialist commie. Cuts and pastes columns from his favorite RWNJ websites to support his wackjob theories. Basically a wannabe Mccarthyite still living in the cold war.

Saulbadguy
10-30-2008, 01:22 PM
Has a beard and/or goatee.

Dave Lane
10-30-2008, 01:37 PM
I'd say the education criteria for the typical DC Republican listed in the OP is probably pretty accurate, at least for Chief Henry.

Oh snap!

Sully
10-30-2008, 01:39 PM
Not to be a spelling nazi...

but who the hell doesn't know how to spell "believes" as an adult?

DaneMcCloud
10-30-2008, 01:40 PM
You chumps left out a few:


Deals in facts...and makes his decisions based on facts, not Feel goodism.

Works his ass off to support his family

Works his ass off for the free loaders of society that don't pay taxs and wants more free cheese and free homes and votes for the democrate.

Beleaves in Jesus Christ as the Lord our Savior.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from enemies of our economic system.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from radical Islamofacist that want to kill
each and every one of us.

Beleaves in Life - Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Beleaves that the goverment needs to tax less and spend less.

Are you a third grader?

Where do you "work your ass off"?

I certainly hope it's not as an educator.

Saulbadguy
10-30-2008, 01:42 PM
Are you a third grader?

Where do you "work your ass off"?

I certainly hope it's not as an educator.

This should be good.

***SPRAYER
10-30-2008, 01:47 PM
I never knew you had a sense of humor.

You have to have a sense of humor to argue with libtards.

Dave Lane
10-30-2008, 01:55 PM
Are you a third grader?

Where do you "work your ass off"?

I certainly hope it's not as an educator.

Hey McDonalds has a great policy on hiring and training the mentally challenged. SS, Reject and Chief Henri have nearly graduated so be charitable! :)

***SPRAYER
10-30-2008, 01:56 PM
This thread is the loser version of my thread. You'll never be as cool as me, Dave Lane.

Chief Henry
10-30-2008, 01:59 PM
I'd say the education criteria for the typical DC Republican listed in the OP is probably pretty accurate, at least for Chief Henry.

Spell check would come in handy, no doubt about that - but we know that your ultimate motive for saying that is to demean conservatives.

Chief Henry
10-30-2008, 02:00 PM
Hey McDonalds has a great policy on hiring and training the mentally challenged. SS, Reject and Chief Henri have nearly graduated so be charitable! :)

Dave,

I'm guessing that I paid more in taxs last year than you earned...ROFL

btw, I own several hundred shares of McDonalds. Its been a goot bet.

Chief Henry
10-30-2008, 02:01 PM
Dave,

I'm guessing that I paid more in taxs last year than you earned...ROFL

BTW, i own several shares of McDonalds. Its been a good bet.

clemensol
10-30-2008, 02:02 PM
You chumps left out a few:


Deals in facts...and makes his decisions based on facts, not Feel goodism.

Works his ass off to support his family

Works his ass off for the free loaders of society that don't pay taxs and wants more free cheese and free homes and votes for the democrate.

Beleaves in Jesus Christ as the Lord our Savior.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from enemies of our economic system.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from radical Islamofacist that want to kill
each and every one of us.

Beleaves in Life - Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Beleaves that the goverment needs to tax less and spend less.

ROFL

do you realize that most of our tax dollars go to military spending and supporting the elderly? a very small portion of our budget goes to the so called "free loaders" of society.

Dave Lane
10-30-2008, 02:02 PM
This thread is the loser version of my thread. You'll never be as cool as me, Dave Lane.

I hope to never have to regress that far, but I do want you to know that I think you are "special". You can gain 3 cool points with me if you at least admit you chuckled from the parody thread, and 10 points if you admit you spit coke out your nose and on your keyboard when you read Chief Henri's response. Actually I do enjoy a bit of your act it does give me a smile!

DaneMcCloud
10-30-2008, 02:03 PM
Dave,

I'm guessing that I paid more in taxs last year than you earned...ROFL

I'm guessing that you don't know Dave Lane.

And additionally, I find it hard to believe you make more than $40k a year, especially considering that your spelling is on par with an 18 month old.

clemensol
10-30-2008, 02:03 PM
Dave,

I'm guessing that I paid more in taxs last year than you earned...ROFL

btw, I own several hundred shares of McDonalds. Its been a goot bet.

wow, are you really bragging about your income on a message board?

Dave Lane
10-30-2008, 02:04 PM
Dave,

I'm guessing that I paid more in taxs last year than you earned...ROFL

btw, I own several hundred shares of McDonalds. Its been a goot bet.

I promise you I paid way more in taxes that you earned maybe in 2-3 years.

Chief Henry
10-30-2008, 02:05 PM
Are you a third grader?

Where do you "work your ass off"?

I certainly hope it's not as an educator.


Are you a 3rd grade. 3rd graders swallow a lot of kool-aid .

Chief Henry
10-30-2008, 02:05 PM
I promise you I paid way more in taxes that you earned maybe in 2-3 years.

I doubt it.

Mecca
10-30-2008, 02:06 PM
Are you a 3rd grade. 3rd graders swallow a lot of kool-aid .

Your grammar is even worse than your spelling.

Chief Henry
10-30-2008, 02:08 PM
Your grammar is even worse than your spelling.



You must be a 3rd grader too. You've swallowed alot of kool-aid too.

DaneMcCloud
10-30-2008, 02:17 PM
Are you a 3rd grade. 3rd graders swallow a lot of kool-aid .

Nice spelling, again there Hank.

Are you trying to tell us that you're the Donald Trump of Iowa?

Even though you can't put together a sentence?

ROFL

DaneMcCloud
10-30-2008, 02:19 PM
I doubt it.

I'd go even further and tell you that my wife and I have paid more in taxes in the past 5 years than you'll earn in 10 years.

And with your grammar and English, it's probably more like 20.

PunkinDrublic
10-30-2008, 02:24 PM
Nice spelling, again there Hank.

Are you trying to tell us that you're the Donald Trump of Iowa?

Even though you can't put together a sentence?

ROFL

He's got a corn silo empire. ROFL

Brock
10-30-2008, 02:26 PM
I love the paycheck comparisons around here like anybody's actually going to step up and prove it.

DaneMcCloud
10-30-2008, 02:31 PM
I love the paycheck comparisons around here like anybody's actually going to step up and prove it.

Considering that I've shown pictures of my home, cars, recording studio, etc., not to mention the fact that there are members here that have been to my home to confirm, I don't think it's necessary for me to post my 2007 income tax return on the Planet.

Others who are boasting however, have much to prove (and that does not include Dave Lane).

***SPRAYER
10-30-2008, 02:32 PM
Considering that I've shown pictures of my home, cars, recording studio, etc., not to mention the fact that there are members here that have been to my home to confirm, I don't think it's necessary for me to post my 2007 income tax return on the Planet.

Others who are boasting however, have much to prove (and that does not include Dave Lane).


You're a loser.

Brock
10-30-2008, 02:32 PM
Considering that I've shown pictures of my home, cars, recording studio, etc., not to mention the fact that there are members here that have been to my home to confirm, I don't think it's necessary for me to post my 2007 income tax return on the Planet.

Others, however, have much to prove (and that does not include Dave Lane).

Sure, Ari.

Dave Lane
10-30-2008, 02:38 PM
Several people I know on here included me on the richest person they know in the thread of that title that was here on the planet. That's all I'm saying. I'm sure I'm not the richest guy on here but I'm real sure Hank is not any competition.

Saulbadguy
10-30-2008, 02:41 PM
Sure, Ari.

Ok, I chuckled.

DaneMcCloud
10-30-2008, 02:41 PM
Sure, Ari.

I'm not Jewish

DaneMcCloud
10-30-2008, 02:42 PM
You're a loser.

ROFL

You ROCK, SS.

Brock
10-30-2008, 02:48 PM
I'm not Jewish

I know, you just brag about money like one.

Dave Lane
10-30-2008, 02:59 PM
I know, you just brag about money like one.

Nice...

Brock
10-30-2008, 03:01 PM
Nice...

I would know.

DaneMcCloud
10-30-2008, 03:01 PM
I know, you just brag about money like one.

Is it bragging to state a fact?

Especially when it's on-topic?

Was it bragging when I've stated countless number of times how poor I was for the first 32 years of my life, waking up with roaches crawling on my body and riding the un-air conditioned city bus on 100 degree days for more than a year? I've shared all of this and more in my time on the 'Planet.

How is that different? Because I'm no longer dirt poor?

Thig Lyfe
10-30-2008, 03:07 PM
You chumps left out a few:

Deals in facts...and makes his decisions based on facts, not Feel goodism.

...

Beleaves in Jesus Christ as the Lord our Savior.



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Brock
10-30-2008, 03:14 PM
Is it bragging to state a fact?

Especially when it's on-topic?

Was it bragging when I've stated countless number of times how poor I was for the first 32 years of my life, waking up with roaches crawling on my body and riding the un-air conditioned city bus on 100 degree days for more than a year? I've shared all of this and more in my time on the 'Planet.

How is that different? Because I'm no longer dirt poor?

you're doing it to win an internet argument with a moron.

RJ
10-30-2008, 03:17 PM
You chumps left out a few:


Deals in facts...and makes his decisions based on facts, not Feel goodism.

Works his ass off to support his family

Works his ass off for the free loaders of society that don't pay taxs and wants more free cheese and free homes and votes for the democrate.

Beleaves in Jesus Christ as the Lord our Savior.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from enemies of our economic system.

Beleaves his country needs to be protected from radical Islamofacist that want to kill
each and every one of us.

Beleaves in Life - Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Beleaves that the goverment needs to tax less and spend less.



Henry, you forgot humorless.

DaneMcCloud
10-30-2008, 03:20 PM
you're doing it to win an internet argument with a moron.

Well, that may be true.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-30-2008, 03:22 PM
I'm not saying this is across the board, but the average Nazi/rightest/neocon on this board fits this profile:

Age 55-99
Marital status married and miserable
Jesus freak
Some grade school - dropped out to support mom and dads drinking habit
10-20 kids
3 tours in the military and 2 stints in prison

So pretty close? :)

Dave

LMAO

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-30-2008, 03:25 PM
You must be a 3rd grader too. You've swallowed alot of kool-aid too.

You are grotesquely stupid.

'Hamas' Jenkins
10-30-2008, 03:27 PM
I would know.

We gawtz won uh thum kikes!! String 'eem up, boyz!!

Thig Lyfe
10-30-2008, 03:28 PM
You are grotesquely stupid.

ur in teh thurd graid cuz ur a obot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIG_DADDY
10-30-2008, 03:29 PM
ur in teh thurd graid cuz ur a obot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You even post like Ultra Nutless. You boys sharing the same needle?

Thig Lyfe
10-30-2008, 03:33 PM
You even post like Ultra Nutless. You boys sharing the same needle?

YOU ARE HILARIOUS

Taco John
10-30-2008, 03:33 PM
Most neocons that I know haven't served a day in uniform.

Brock
10-30-2008, 03:34 PM
We gawtz won uh thum kikes!! String 'eem up, boyz!!

Yeah, ha. I "gawtz" them every week at synagogue.

BIG_DADDY
10-30-2008, 03:35 PM
YOU ARE HILARIOUS

Hey SR, can you stick that needle in my ass I need a little more estrogen.

Thig Lyfe
10-30-2008, 03:37 PM
Hey SR, can you stick that needle in my ass I need a little more estrogen.

YOU ARE A FUNNY GUY

BIG_DADDY
10-30-2008, 03:40 PM
YOU ARE A FUNNY GUY

Is he/she a good kisser?

Thig Lyfe
10-30-2008, 03:41 PM
Is he/she a good kisser?

YOUR ONE JOKE IS JUST AS HILARIOUS NOW AS IT WAS A THOUSAND TIMES AGO

Dave Lane
10-31-2008, 11:24 AM
Most neocons that I know haven't served a day in uniform.

Thats true

patteeu
10-31-2008, 11:40 AM
Thats true

I assumed he was telling the truth even before you confirmed it. But I'm also pretty certain that it's true that:


Most Ron Paul supporters and other neo-isolationists haven't served a day in uniform
Most democrats haven't served a day in uniform
Most Libertarians haven't served a day in uniform
Most Republicans haven't served a day in uniform
Most Chiefs fans haven't served a day in uniform
Most Broncos fans haven't served a day in uniform
Most voters haven't served a day in uniform
Most of today's Congressmen and SCOTUS justices haven't served a day in uniform
Most Americans haven't served a day in uniform