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Robo-Chachi
10-31-2008, 11:35 AM
Just saw this on CNN. Apparently, for the last 4 days of the campaign McCain has hired a midget with a broom.

Ultra Peanut
10-31-2008, 11:35 AM
GAME... wait for it...

Ultra Peanut
10-31-2008, 11:35 AM
<center>CHANGER!!</center>

J Diddy
10-31-2008, 11:37 AM
too little too late

midget riding a bicycle....maybe

midget with a broom....won't pack enough punch

Sully
10-31-2008, 11:37 AM
I bet Manny Ramirez is pissed.

Ultra Peanut
10-31-2008, 11:38 AM
midget riding a bicycle....maybeMY GRANDMA GOT KILLED BY A MIDGET RIDING A BICYCLE

Robo-Chachi
10-31-2008, 11:38 AM
McCain: “We need a shot in the arm. You hear me boys? In the bleepdamn arm! Election held tomorrow, that sumbitch Obama would win it in a walk!”

Schmidt: “Well’ he’s the reform candidate, Daddy.”
McCain: “Yeah.”

Schmidt: “A lot of people like that reform. Maybe we should get us some.”

McCain: “I’ll reform you, you soft-headed son of a bitch. How we gonna run reform when we’re the damn incumbent? Is that the best idea you boys can come up with? Reform?! Weepin’ Jesus on the cross. That’s it? You may as well start drafting my concession speech right now.”

Schmidt: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.

McCain: Wouldn’t we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, don’t matter how stumpy.

From Balloon Juice.com

FishingRod
10-31-2008, 11:42 AM
LOL Loved that movie

Ultra Peanut
10-31-2008, 11:43 AM
That movie rules.

LOL Loved that moviehttp://i37.tinypic.com/1zmgugl.jpg

J Diddy
10-31-2008, 11:43 AM
MY GRANDMA GOT KILLED BY A MIDGET RIDING A BICYCLE

see it's a game changer

if a midget were sweeping and accidently hit your grandma it wouldn't do anything.

Ultra Peanut
10-31-2008, 11:47 AM
But seriously both my grandmas is dead.


:(

Robo-Chachi
10-31-2008, 11:47 AM
"Is you or is you not my constituents?!"

http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/John_mccain_returns_to_NH.jpg

J Diddy
10-31-2008, 11:48 AM
But seriously both my grandmas is dead.


:(

Seriously lets get off grandmas. Mine had a heart attack yesterday.

BigRedChief
10-31-2008, 11:50 AM
LOL Loved that movie
And the joe the Plumber refrences remind me of the Soggy Bottom Boys being in the Gov.'s cabinet after McCain said he's taking Joe the Plumber to Washington with him.

J Diddy
10-31-2008, 11:52 AM
And the joe the Plumber refrences remind me of the Soggy Bottom Boys being in the Gov.'s cabinet after McCain said he's taking Joe the Plumber to Washington with him.

I remember that speech

"Joe the plumber is coming to washington, I've spouted so much shit that there's bound to be a clogged toilet somewhere."

dirk digler
10-31-2008, 11:54 AM
I thought that was his wife?

Radar Chief
10-31-2008, 11:54 AM
LOL Loved that movie

Someone else watched that last night too.

Ultra Peanut
10-31-2008, 11:58 AM
Seriously lets get off grandmas. Mine had a heart attack yesterday.Sorry.

I still kind of don't feel like my paternal grandmother is dead. I mean, she'd been on the verge for years, but it happened in June and I still feel like I should visit her every now and then.