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BigCatDaddy
11-03-2008, 06:48 AM
T'was the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out of my window

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

"On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi"

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause

And as he flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think

On this one final note-

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Ultra Peanut
11-03-2008, 06:50 AM
Spoiler alert: YOU LOSE

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BigCatDaddy
11-03-2008, 07:30 AM
Spoiler alert: YOU LOSE

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We all lose :(

Sully
11-03-2008, 07:33 AM
This wasn't funny when someone posted it last week.

J Diddy
11-03-2008, 07:33 AM
Do we have to have one of these "twas the night before" jobs before everything. Jesus.

Ultra Peanut
11-03-2008, 07:33 AM
We all lose :(This is for your own good.

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BigCatDaddy
11-03-2008, 07:38 AM
Do we have to have one of these "twas the night before" jobs before everything. Jesus.

Twas the night before J Diddy Posted...........

J Diddy
11-03-2008, 07:42 AM
Twas the night before J Diddy Posted...........


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