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Demonpenz
11-03-2008, 11:35 AM
I am voting for obama because he is easy to listen too. John Mcain is old and gross
Sully
11-03-2008, 11:36 AM
I'm voting for him because he looks pretty.
And he hates America...like I do.
Dave Lane
11-03-2008, 11:40 AM
I already voted for him because he has big ears
Sully
11-03-2008, 11:44 AM
I already voted for him because he has big ears
Do you know what they say about guys with big ears?
I hate black people but I'm voting for Obama anyway. The white half of Obama appeals to me more than the whole McCain.
vailpass
11-03-2008, 11:47 AM
I'm voting for Obama because my stock in Acme Flack Jackets will surely rise.
FishingRod
11-03-2008, 11:56 AM
Sadly this is one of the more intelligent topics.
I am going to vote for Bob Barr because it makes me think of elephant books.
Actually I don't really like elephants. Short version of the story... When your 5, holding a bag of popcorn, and the elephant grabs the bag along with your hand and jerks you up in the air....it leaves a lasting impression.
Sadly this is one of the more intelligent topics.
I am going to vote for Bob Barr because it makes me think of elephant books.
Actually I don't really like elephants. Short version of the story... When your 5, holding a bag of popcorn, and the elephant grabs the bag along with your hand and jerks you up in the air....it leaves a lasting impression.
How could you ever consider voting republican after being treated that way by an elephant?
Bootlegged
11-03-2008, 12:25 PM
I voted for Obama because I don't like money.
FishingRod
11-03-2008, 12:26 PM
Well Bob did Quit being an elephant. He probably steals popcorn too though.
Ultra Peanut
11-03-2008, 12:26 PM
I am voting for Barack Hussein Obama because I want the terrorists to win.
Swanman
11-03-2008, 12:34 PM
Do you know what they say about guys with big ears?
People make fun of them?
Well Bob did Quit being an elephant. He probably steals popcorn too though.
Metaphorically, W has stolen a lot of people's popcorn over the past eight years.
Do you know what they say about guys with big ears?
They wear big ear muffs.
Do you know what they say about guys with big ears?
Small head?
vailpass
11-03-2008, 12:36 PM
How could you ever consider voting republican after being treated that way by an elephant?
ROFL OK that was funny.
Sully
11-03-2008, 12:37 PM
I seriously don't know what they say about guys with big ears.
That's what I was asking.
Rain Man
11-03-2008, 12:39 PM
I already voted for him because he has big ears
I'm not sure about his foreign policy experience, but I bet he can pinpoint a mouse rustling in dry leaves at 70 yards.
I'm not sure about his foreign policy experience, but I bet he can pinpoint a mouse rustling in dry leaves at 70 yards.
And have you heard about his night vision?
Bootlegged
11-03-2008, 12:40 PM
Metaphorically, W has stolen a lot of people's popcorn over the past eight years.
:spock:
FishingRod
11-03-2008, 12:47 PM
You know elephants have big ears. McCain=republican=elephant
Obamma + big ears = elephants
Bob Barr sounds like Babar AN ELEPHANT!!!!!!
ARGGGGGGG
FishingRod
11-03-2008, 12:54 PM
Doc: "Barbar that's an unusual name. Isn't there a childrens book about an elephant name Barbar."
Fletch: "I don't know, I don't have any."
Doctor: "What, children."
Fletch: "No, elephant books."
Demonpenz
11-03-2008, 01:45 PM
I don't make alot of money and my health insurance is non existant. I could use the help that Obama is going to do to heathcare
BIG_DADDY
11-03-2008, 01:46 PM
I am voting for obama because he is easy to listen too. John Mcain is old and gross
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