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Demonpenz
11-03-2008, 12:35 PM
I am voting for obama because he is easy to listen too. John Mcain is old and gross

Sully
11-03-2008, 12:36 PM
I'm voting for him because he looks pretty.
And he hates America...like I do.

Dave Lane
11-03-2008, 12:40 PM
I already voted for him because he has big ears

Sully
11-03-2008, 12:44 PM
I already voted for him because he has big ears

Do you know what they say about guys with big ears?

RJ
11-03-2008, 12:44 PM
I hate black people but I'm voting for Obama anyway. The white half of Obama appeals to me more than the whole McCain.

vailpass
11-03-2008, 12:47 PM
I'm voting for Obama because my stock in Acme Flack Jackets will surely rise.

FishingRod
11-03-2008, 12:56 PM
Sadly this is one of the more intelligent topics.

I am going to vote for Bob Barr because it makes me think of elephant books.

Actually I don't really like elephants. Short version of the story... When your 5, holding a bag of popcorn, and the elephant grabs the bag along with your hand and jerks you up in the air....it leaves a lasting impression.

RJ
11-03-2008, 01:23 PM
Sadly this is one of the more intelligent topics.

I am going to vote for Bob Barr because it makes me think of elephant books.

Actually I don't really like elephants. Short version of the story... When your 5, holding a bag of popcorn, and the elephant grabs the bag along with your hand and jerks you up in the air....it leaves a lasting impression.



How could you ever consider voting republican after being treated that way by an elephant?

Bootlegged
11-03-2008, 01:25 PM
I voted for Obama because I don't like money.

FishingRod
11-03-2008, 01:26 PM
Well Bob did Quit being an elephant. He probably steals popcorn too though.

Ultra Peanut
11-03-2008, 01:26 PM
I am voting for Barack Hussein Obama because I want the terrorists to win.

Swanman
11-03-2008, 01:34 PM
Do you know what they say about guys with big ears?

People make fun of them?

RJ
11-03-2008, 01:35 PM
Well Bob did Quit being an elephant. He probably steals popcorn too though.


Metaphorically, W has stolen a lot of people's popcorn over the past eight years.

RJ
11-03-2008, 01:35 PM
Do you know what they say about guys with big ears?


They wear big ear muffs.

luv
11-03-2008, 01:36 PM
Do you know what they say about guys with big ears?

Small head?

vailpass
11-03-2008, 01:36 PM
How could you ever consider voting republican after being treated that way by an elephant?

ROFL OK that was funny.

Sully
11-03-2008, 01:37 PM
I seriously don't know what they say about guys with big ears.
That's what I was asking.

Rain Man
11-03-2008, 01:39 PM
I already voted for him because he has big ears

I'm not sure about his foreign policy experience, but I bet he can pinpoint a mouse rustling in dry leaves at 70 yards.

RJ
11-03-2008, 01:40 PM
I'm not sure about his foreign policy experience, but I bet he can pinpoint a mouse rustling in dry leaves at 70 yards.



And have you heard about his night vision?

Bootlegged
11-03-2008, 01:40 PM
Metaphorically, W has stolen a lot of people's popcorn over the past eight years.

:spock:

FishingRod
11-03-2008, 01:47 PM
You know elephants have big ears. McCain=republican=elephant

Obamma + big ears = elephants


Bob Barr sounds like Babar AN ELEPHANT!!!!!!

ARGGGGGGG

FishingRod
11-03-2008, 01:54 PM
Doc: "Barbar that's an unusual name. Isn't there a childrens book about an elephant name Barbar."
Fletch: "I don't know, I don't have any."
Doctor: "What, children."
Fletch: "No, elephant books."

Demonpenz
11-03-2008, 02:45 PM
I don't make alot of money and my health insurance is non existant. I could use the help that Obama is going to do to heathcare

BIG_DADDY
11-03-2008, 02:46 PM
I am voting for obama because he is easy to listen too. John Mcain is old and gross

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