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KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 01:35 PM
i just smoked some of the best weed ever. im really ****ing high.

bless jesus

ps thigpenmania

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 01:35 PM
sorry this is not a poop thread.

im a douche

DaFace
11-12-2008, 01:36 PM
Maybe I should add a "weed" prefix. ;)

Buck
11-12-2008, 01:37 PM
Joey, what was it called?

milkman
11-12-2008, 01:37 PM
sorry this is not a poop thread.

im a douche

You won't get any argument from me.

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 01:38 PM
Joey, what was it called?

Something this dude i know grew with his shrooms.

Fairplay
11-12-2008, 01:38 PM
What color is it?

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 01:38 PM
I hate Barack Obama.

Demonpenz
11-12-2008, 01:39 PM
Dude I'm so High. Let's play with my dad's handgun

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 01:40 PM
yeah but im at work so it's a problem.

Goapics1
11-12-2008, 01:41 PM
I hate Barack Obama.

He hates you too.

Dicky McElephant
11-12-2008, 01:41 PM
yeah but im at work so it's a problem.

The Waffle House has the internet?

alpha_omega
11-12-2008, 01:42 PM
Assuming that what you say is in fact true....the question has to be....what did you pay for it?

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 01:42 PM
He hates you too.

I bet he smokes bud though.

Buck
11-12-2008, 01:44 PM
yeah but im at work so it's a problem.

I haven't been high at work in over a year, I would never do it at this job...

I did it every day at my last job, and coincidentally, I have the same job as my last job, its just way more professional...

Went to a party about 2 months ago w/ a bunch of coworkers and everyone told me they thought I came in high every day, because my eyes were usually red and i acted like a stoner....they were wrong but I couldn't convince them.

Buck
11-12-2008, 01:45 PM
I bet he smokes bud though.

I doubt it.

Buck
11-12-2008, 01:45 PM
Maybe I should add a "weed" prefix. ;)

Make it happen.

Baconeater
11-12-2008, 01:45 PM
Can you PM me some? I haven't had any good shit for a long time.

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 01:46 PM
I haven't been high at work in over a year, I would never do it at this job...

I did it every day at my last job, and coincidentally, I have the same job as my last job, its just way more professional...

Went to a party about 2 months ago w/ a bunch of coworkers and everyone told me they thought I came in high every day, because my eyes were usually red and i acted like a stoner....they were wrong but I couldn't convince them.

thats fucked up. so why's your name buckincutler. i've been gone for a while.

Buck
11-12-2008, 01:47 PM
thats ****ed up. so why's your name buckincutler. i've been gone for a while.

Cause a douchebag mod thought it would be funny.

Still not sure which mod it was.

I've asked DaFace multiple times to change it back...

DaFace
11-12-2008, 01:47 PM
Cause a douchebag mod thought it would be funny.

Still not sure which mod it was.

I've asked DaFace multiple times to change it back...

ROFL...wasn't me - I promise. You'll get your old name back eventually I'm sure. :)

Fat Elvis
11-12-2008, 01:50 PM
Ha ha. Mixed in with the shrooms. You're gonna start hallucinating at work. Your boss knows and is now talking to HR to make sure he can just fire you on the spot and not dismiss you for the day and then pay for rehab because you have a drug problem.

Baconeater
11-12-2008, 01:50 PM
Cause a douchebag mod thought it would be funny.

Still not sure which mod it was.

I've asked DaFace multiple times to change it back...

It...doesn't work that way...

Buck
11-12-2008, 01:51 PM
lol, im sure he appreciates you posting this on the planet

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 01:52 PM
lol, im sure he appreciates you posting this on the planet

true, we're probably gonna have beef now.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
11-12-2008, 01:53 PM
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/kitchen/blog/cheeseburger-pizza-blog.jpg

luv
11-12-2008, 01:53 PM
Ha ha. Mixed in with the shrooms. You're gonna start hallucinating at work. Your boss knows and is now talking to HR to make sure he can just fire you on the spot and not dismiss you for the day and then pay for rehab because you have a drug problem.

His boss is probably the friend that gave it to him. How else would he have the job?

StcChief
11-12-2008, 01:55 PM
Maybe I should add a "weed" prefix. ;)
isn't word for weed. Sh1t
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weed

Buck
11-12-2008, 01:55 PM
true, we're probably gonna have beef now.
Lol, he'll probably get you to post an I'm Leaving Forever Thread

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/kitchen/blog/cheeseburger-pizza-blog.jpg

That makes me wish that I was high right now.

Donger
11-12-2008, 01:57 PM
Isn't there some rule about getting high before 2:30pm?

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 01:57 PM
His boss is probably the friend that gave it to him. How else would he have the job?

No, I've never been here high before and im freaking out.

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 01:58 PM
Isn't there some rule about getting high before 2:30pm?

I wake and bake, son.

luv
11-12-2008, 01:58 PM
I can see smoking at a party and what not, but smoking before you go to work/while you're at work? I thought people outgrew that?

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 02:00 PM
I can see smoking at a party and what not, but smoking before you go to work/while you're at work? I thought people outgrew that?

I thought that too.

QuikSsurfer
11-12-2008, 02:02 PM
repost

edit: i miss the gonj

Pennywise
11-12-2008, 02:03 PM
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/kitchen/blog/cheeseburger-pizza-blog.jpg


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crazycoffey
11-12-2008, 02:03 PM
I thought that too.

so how's acen8s? Married life treating you good? Why did you change your avatar?

wait a minute, you're not Joie....

King_Chief_Fan
11-12-2008, 02:06 PM
I can see smoking at a party and what not, but smoking before you go to work/while you're at work? I thought people outgrew that?

what kind of job could a 20 year old pot head have that would be worth losing?

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 02:07 PM
what kind of job could a 20 year old pot head have that would be worth losing?

i work at a library.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
11-12-2008, 02:09 PM
Joey - you will be very glad that you deleted that post when you straighten out later in the day.

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 02:13 PM
Joey - you will be very glad that you deleted that post when you straighten out later in the day.

the one about phil or the one with this.

https://www.courts.mo.gov/casenet/cases/searchCases.do?searchType=name
joseph b thomas 2008

ottawa_chiefs_fan
11-12-2008, 02:22 PM
the one about phil or the one with this.

https://www.courts.mo.gov/casenet/cases/searchCases.do?searchType=name
joseph b thomas 2008

yeah - that one.

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 02:24 PM
yeah - that one.

yeah im probably going to prison monday.:doh!:

Fat Elvis
11-12-2008, 02:34 PM
i work at a library.

...in the kids section....

joey hears a who

KurtCobain
11-12-2008, 02:36 PM
...in the kids section....

joey hears a who

now you're making me hear whos.

nah, actually im coming down this shit wasnt that good. Just a fantastic Bada- but no boom.

Hog Farmer
11-12-2008, 02:36 PM
So this is why all the goddamn books are never put back in the correct place.

MOhillbilly
11-12-2008, 02:38 PM
http://media.theolympian.com/smedia/2007/11/10/17/490-1110arrest10.standalone.prod_affiliate.38.jpg

Fish
11-12-2008, 02:43 PM
http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/news/2337a.jpg

Fight the hippies... with Slayer!!

SPATCH
11-12-2008, 02:46 PM
http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/news/2337a.jpg

Fight the hippies... with Slayer!!

they can't stand slayer.. it's too angry

not even those college know-it-all hippies

Stryker
11-12-2008, 02:54 PM
So this is why all the goddamn books are never put back in the correct place.

ROFLROFLROFL

POND_OF_RED
11-12-2008, 03:46 PM
Isn't there some rule about getting high before 2:30pm?

If you want to wake up that early than by all means toke up.

SPATCH
11-12-2008, 03:52 PM
If you want to wake up that early than by all means toke up.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

aturnis
11-12-2008, 04:08 PM
Ha ha. Mixed in with the shrooms. You're gonna start hallucinating at work. Your boss knows and is now talking to HR to make sure he can just fire you on the spot and not dismiss you for the day and then pay for rehab because you have a drug problem.

HAHA! Great.

aturnis
11-12-2008, 04:09 PM
BTW, anyone here ever use a vaporizer? How does it affect your high. Does is get rid of the smell?

Buck
11-12-2008, 04:11 PM
BTW, anyone here ever use a vaporizer? How does it affect your high. Does is get rid of the smell?

Never used one, Im interested to find out too, although a simple glass piece is probably way less expensive.

Fish
11-12-2008, 04:16 PM
BTW, anyone here ever use a vaporizer? How does it affect your high. Does is get rid of the smell?

A vaporizer definitely increases the high. It does little for the smell though. You're still exhaling...

So I've heard...

sedated
11-12-2008, 04:18 PM
BTW, anyone here ever use a vaporizer? How does it affect your high. Does is get rid of the smell?

I don't think it affects the smell, but [my friend] only used one once and it was a while ago.

But much cleaner; if I remember correctly its not even smoke that you inhale, so it eliminates the smoke-related health risks. And gets more of the THC into your system than any other smoking method.

CrazyPhuD
11-12-2008, 04:20 PM
Maybe I should add a "weed" prefix. ;)

Can the icon be a bag of cheetos?

Buck
11-12-2008, 05:27 PM
Light Speed, blazin Chronic through the galaxy
Hydro, doja, chocolate thai weed
Or we might be sippin on gin or Hennessey
Fuck that, where that new shit, The Chronic Iced Teas

QuikSsurfer
11-12-2008, 05:44 PM
BTW, anyone here ever use a vaporizer? How does it affect your high. Does is get rid of the smell?

The smell is like burnt popcorn and the high is incredible (assuming you're burning better than average bud). The high is much like the high you would get by smoking hash.

Buck
11-12-2008, 05:52 PM
My friends Cat broke my 4 footer, I was pissed. The cat just got scared and attacked it.

That was a sad day in my life.

CanadaKC
11-12-2008, 06:08 PM
Never smoked the best sh!t until you smoked BC BUD...best in the frickin' world...

greg63
11-12-2008, 07:18 PM
i just smoked some of the best weed ever. im really ****ing high.

bless jesus

ps thigpenmania

It was laced with Drano.

Over-Head
11-12-2008, 07:54 PM
i just smoked some of the best weed ever. im really ****ing high.

bless jesus

ps thigpenmania
Send some this way :D

Over-Head
11-12-2008, 08:04 PM
Does is get rid of the smell?
In a word, NO
There is nothing short of a FULL shower and clothing change, even then it'l still be on your hands.
Time, and nothing else get's rid of it. ;)

Nzoner
11-12-2008, 08:44 PM
THE GREAT SMOKE OFF




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KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 02:19 PM
fuck i was really high yesterday and everybody here at work isn't above telling me they know.

Hog Farmer
11-13-2008, 02:23 PM
Pothead!

Midnight_Vulture
11-13-2008, 02:29 PM
Ahhh weed havent tried it in awhile.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 02:33 PM
fu

J Diddy
11-13-2008, 02:36 PM
**** i've got a huge problem

0816-CR06314 - ST V JOSEPH B THOMAS JR





This information is provided as a service and is not considered an official court record.
Charge/Judgment
Description: Burglary - 2nd Degree { Felony C RSMo: 569.170 }
Date: 03/27/2007 Code: 1402000
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Theft/Stealing (Value Of Property Or Services Is Less Than $500) { Misdemeanor A RSMo: 570.030 }
Date: 03/27/2007 Code: 1503300
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Burglary - 2nd Degree { Felony C RSMo: 569.170 }
Date: 07/15/2008 Code: 1402000
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Theft/Stealing (Value Of Property Or Services Is $500 Or More But Less Than $25,000) { Felony C RSMo: 570.030 }
Date: 07/15/2008 Code: 1502100
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Burglary - 2nd Degree { Felony C RSMo: 569.170 }
Date: 07/15/2008 Code: 1402000
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Theft/Stealing (Value Of Property Or Services Is Less Than $500) { Misdemeanor A RSMo: 570.030 }
Date: 07/15/2008 Code: 1503300
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Burglary - 2nd Degree { Felony C RSMo: 569.170 }
Date: 09/24/2008 Code: 1402000
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Theft/Stealing (Value Of Property Or Services Is $500 Or More But Less Than $25,000) { Felony C RSMo: 570.030 }
Date: 09/24/2008 Code: 1502100
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Burglary - 2nd Degree { Felony C RSMo: 569.170 }
Date: 10/01/2008 Code: 1402000
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Theft/Stealing (Value Of Property Or Services Is $500 Or More But Less Than $25,000) { Felony C RSMo: 570.030 }
Date: 10/01/2008 Code: 1502100
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Burglary - 2nd Degree { Felony C RSMo: 569.170 }
Date: 10/06/2008 Code: 1402000
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Theft/Stealing (Value Of Property Or Services Is $500 Or More But Less Than $25,000) { Felony C RSMo: 570.030 }
Date: 10/06/2008 Code: 1502100
Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD



Yep move out of indepence, they seem to be the only one's capable of catching you

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 02:40 PM
Yep move out of indepence, they seem to be the only one's capable of catching you

That's just my new warrants. I already have shit i'm going to court for.

0816-CR03151-01 - ST V JOSEPH B THOMAS JR





This information is provided as a service and is not considered an official court record.
Charge/Judgment
Description: Tampering With Motor Vehicle - 1st Degree { Felony C RSMo: 569.080 }
Date: 04/09/2008 Code: 2301300
OCN: A5014826 Ticket Number: 999999999 Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD


Charge/Judgment
Description: Tampering With Motor Vehicle - 1st Degree { Felony C RSMo: 569.080 }
Date: 05/10/2008 Code: 2301300
OCN: A5014696 Ticket Number: 999999999 Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Charge/Judgment
Description: Forgery { Felony C RSMo: 570.090 }
Date: 01/18/2008 Code: 1801000
OCN: V5000435 Arresting Agency: OAK GROVE PD
Charge/Judgment
Description: Stealing A Motor Vehicle { Felony C RSMo: 570.030 }
Date: 04/15/2008 Code: 1502000
OCN: A5014696 Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Theft/Stealing (Value Of Property Or Services Is $500 Or More But Less Than $25,000) { Felony C RSMo: 570.030 }
Date: 04/15/2008 Code: 1502100
OCN: A5014696 Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD




Yeah, I thought this shit was a big deal untill I saw all the burglary/theft charges today. I feel screwed.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 02:42 PM
Enjoy smoking cock in prison, you thieving piece of shit.

Dartgod
11-13-2008, 02:43 PM
Quit stealing people's shit.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 02:45 PM
FAIL.


Its really too bad someone with a "bad mutherfucker" wallet didn't catch you in the act.

Brock
11-13-2008, 02:45 PM
That's just my new warrants. I already have shit i'm going to court for.

0816-CR03151-01 - ST V JOSEPH B THOMAS JR





This information is provided as a service and is not considered an official court record.
Charge/Judgment
Description: Tampering With Motor Vehicle - 1st Degree { Felony C RSMo: 569.080 }
Date: 04/09/2008 Code: 2301300
OCN: A5014826 Ticket Number: 999999999 Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD


Charge/Judgment
Description: Tampering With Motor Vehicle - 1st Degree { Felony C RSMo: 569.080 }
Date: 05/10/2008 Code: 2301300
OCN: A5014696 Ticket Number: 999999999 Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Charge/Judgment
Description: Forgery { Felony C RSMo: 570.090 }
Date: 01/18/2008 Code: 1801000
OCN: V5000435 Arresting Agency: OAK GROVE PD
Charge/Judgment
Description: Stealing A Motor Vehicle { Felony C RSMo: 570.030 }
Date: 04/15/2008 Code: 1502000
OCN: A5014696 Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD

Next Charge/Judgment
Description: Theft/Stealing (Value Of Property Or Services Is $500 Or More But Less Than $25,000) { Felony C RSMo: 570.030 }
Date: 04/15/2008 Code: 1502100
OCN: A5014696 Arresting Agency: INDEPENDENCE PD




Yeah, I thought this shit was a big deal untill I saw all the burglary/theft charges today. I feel screwed.

wow, you're kind of a piece of shit.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 02:45 PM
Quit stealing people's shit.

I don't steal from people, just buissnesses and carlots. It's still not right though, I understand. So I'm going to pay for it. I get it.

Dartgod
11-13-2008, 02:47 PM
I don't steal from people, just buissnesses and carlots. It's still not right though, I understand. So I'm going to pay for it. I get it.
Oh, in that case, carry on. :rolleyes:

You do understand that those businesses and car lots have insurance premiums to pay? Premiums that will rise due to scum bags like you. Of course the businesses and insurance companies would never pass the additional costs on to the consumer. No way.

Buck
11-13-2008, 02:48 PM
I don't steal from people, just buissnesses and carlots. It's still not right though, I understand. So I'm going to pay for it. I get it.

joey, I'm not sure what to say. If I were you I wouldn't have posted that over here.

I've never heard of a pothead who stole all the time.

I think that you need to quit whatever else it is that you are doing, cause I know Pot doesn't make you want to get up and steal.

Be careful bro.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 02:48 PM
Who do you think OWNS businesses and car lots?

People.

Who has to pay to fix the shit you break and replace the things you've stolen?

People.

Maybe the next one will have a dog that'll chew your balls off before you hop the fence.

Kids go to libraries. Do the honorable thing and quit going there.

Donger
11-13-2008, 02:48 PM
Watch out for the cornhole, bud.

Brock
11-13-2008, 02:48 PM
What were you doing, stealing catalytic converters?

Gonzo
11-13-2008, 02:49 PM
I don't steal from people, just buissnesses and carlots. It's still not right though, I understand. So I'm going to pay for it. I get it.

ROFL...

I suppose the Great Gazoo owns carlots and businesses, not ordinary people. :shake:

Phobia
11-13-2008, 02:49 PM
I don't steal from people, just buissnesses and carlots. It's still not right though, I understand. So I'm going to pay for it. I get it.
Yeah, because businessowners aren't people. You need to do a couple years until your brain starts working again.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 02:49 PM
Who do you think OWNS businesses and car lots?

People.

Who has to pay to fix the shit you break and replace the things you've stolen?

People.

Maybe the next one will have a dog that'll chew your balls off before you hop the fence.

Kids go to libraries. Do the honorable thing and quit going there.

I work at one and I do storytime on tuesdays. Don't talk shit on someone you don't know.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 02:50 PM
Yeah, because businessowners aren't people. You need to do a couple years until your brain starts working again.

I'm not fucking retarded. I real

luv
11-13-2008, 02:51 PM
I don't steal from people, just buissnesses and carlots. It's still not right though, I understand. So I'm going to pay for it. I get it.

My brother went to jail for shit like this twice. He didn't learn. Spent a total of 5 years in jail. Got married, and his wife kept him in check. Now, he's divorced, but doesn't want anyone to know his address. Hmmm...

Gonzo
11-13-2008, 02:51 PM
I work at one and I do storytime on tuesdays. Don't talk shit on someone you don't know.

Heh, do you read the stories from "High Times" magazine?

Phobia
11-13-2008, 02:51 PM
I've met hundreds of people from this website. Really. Of all of them, I've had a bad feeling about one of them. Guess who.

Donger
11-13-2008, 02:51 PM
I work at one and I do storytime on tuesdays.

Are you teaching the children how to be an unsuccessful thief?

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 02:51 PM
I'll bet the shithead's a stereo thief and car ashtray theft technician.



Next Stop.....Rock bottom.


Guess who gets to fund your incarceration? People, who don't steal.

Dartgod
11-13-2008, 02:51 PM
I work at one and I do storytime on tuesdays. Don't talk shit on someone you don't know.
I'm sure the parents would be thrilled to find out who you really are.

Donger
11-13-2008, 02:51 PM
I've met hundreds of people from this website. Really. Of all of them, I've had a bad feeling about one of them. Guess who.

It was me, wasn't it.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 02:52 PM
Heh, do you read the stories from "High Times" magazine?

I don't even smoke bud anymore with the exempt of yesterday because I know this is my lst free week so I did. First time in 4 months.

Brock
11-13-2008, 02:52 PM
Your kid needs to eat, maybe you should stay away from the sticky indica buds and go back to school or something.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 02:52 PM
I work at one and I do storytime on tuesdays. Don't talk shit on someone you don't know.

I know I'm talking to a shithead, drugged out thief, who has no business working around kids, especially when you're HIGH, you effing idiot.


You're the kind of shithead that makes home owners justify owning firearms.


Guess who gets to pay for the food and housing for your kid while you're in the klink, shithead? People who don't steal.

You take your dignity and shove it in your ass.


hamas might have a suggestion for you.

Phobia
11-13-2008, 02:53 PM
I'm not ****ing retarded. I realize what I did was wrong. But I needed the money. Which is no excuse but my kid needed to eat. So **** off.

Actually, you are retarded. I'm glad you're working. That's great. Keep working. But your kid isn't going to have a father because his father is going to be in prison, which is really where you belong.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 02:56 PM
I'm not ****ing retarded. I realize what I did was wrong. But I needed the money. Which is no excuse but my kid needed to eat. So **** off.


I'll bet not a single dollar of what you stole went into your kids mouth, unless you're one of the dumb****s who thinks its funny to blow smoke in a toddler's face.


If you gave a shit about your kid, you'd be working on finding a better job, or a 2nd job instead of smoking dope for breakfast.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 02:56 PM
I'm sure the parents would be thrilled to find out who you really are.

Me stealing shit at night has no effect on my behavior towards kids, or anyone for that matter.

And I keep trying to stop. I just fall into needing money all over again. It's bad. MaybeI do need to go to prison.

Donger
11-13-2008, 02:57 PM
Me stealing shit at night has no effect on my behavior towards kids, or anyone for that matter.

And I keep trying to stop. I just fall into needing money all over again. It's bad. MaybeI do need to go to prison.

May I suggest staying in at night and spending time with your child instead?

crazycoffey
11-13-2008, 02:58 PM
I've met hundreds of people from this website. Really. Of all of them, I've had a bad feeling about one of them. Guess who.


really, only one?

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 02:59 PM
Your getting stoned enough to post this shit during the work day, when you're "reading stories" to those kids sure as hell does have an effect on the parents.


Stop spending your money on stupid shit, like dope.

I don't really even hope you enjoy prison. I hope your bed is lumpy, the cell is cold, the TV doesn't work, the food tastes like the shit on your cell mates huge dick.

alpha_omega
11-13-2008, 02:59 PM
What were you doing, stealing catalytic converters?

Probably was...you can make them into great bongs!

crazycoffey
11-13-2008, 03:00 PM
Your getting stoned enough to post this shit during the work day, when you're "reading stories" to those kids sure as hell does have an effect on the parents.


Stop spending your money on stupid shit, like dope.

I don't really even hope you enjoy prison. I hope your bed is lumpy, the cell is cold, the TV doesn't work, the food tastes like the shit on your cell mates huge dick.


zing!

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:00 PM
I've met hundreds of people from this website. Really. Of all of them, I've had a bad feeling about one of them. Guess who.

Really? You didn't like me? I thought you were tight. I wouldn't steal anything from you. I like ChiefsPlanet too much to do that.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:02 PM
Your getting stoned enough to post this shit during the work day, when you're "reading stories" to those kids sure as hell does have an effect on the parents.


Stop spending your money on stupid shit, like dope.

I don't really even hope you enjoy prison. I hope your bed is lumpy, the cell is cold, the TV doesn't work, the food tastes like the shit on your cell mates huge dick.

ive never been high around kids at work. it was just yesterday. I just posted the im in trouble shit cuz i figured you people would talk to me like this. i need it. nobody else does. ChiefsPlanet is the only non-criminal people i know.

Hog Farmer
11-13-2008, 03:08 PM
ive never been high around kids at work. it was just yesterday. I just posted the im in trouble shit cuz i figured you people would talk to me like this. i need it. nobody else does. ChiefsPlanet is the only non-criminal people i know.


Well, How about you coming on down to Texas and stealing my shit. You're a piece of worthless trash.
You need to go OFF yourself right now!

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 03:08 PM
You're the only one responsible for your actions.

No excuses. You're going to have to pay the piper. When you find your ass in jail for an extended time, use it to improve yourself. Get clean, take the available help, college classes, counciling..whatever. You're the one sleeping in the bed you've made. Do something positive with that time. A break from the judge isn't going to help you. Jail time probably will.

You, are the one who can break away from the other convicts. Maybe society will get lucky and tonight's batch of meth will be bad and take them all out.

If you've got a kid, you've got plenty of reason to walk away from that shit and do the right thing. Get your piss clean and try to get a better job, if and when you're on the streets again.


What example are you setting for you kid/kids(if they're around you).... You're teaching them to act exactly like you are acting.

Do you want that for your kid, or do you want better?


Welcome your thread into the hall of classics though, its right up there in the epic-dumbass-darwin-award.

Phobia
11-13-2008, 03:09 PM
Really? You didn't like me? I thought you were tight. I wouldn't steal anything from you. I like ChiefsPlanet too much to do that.

Dude - I have friends who own dealerships on Noland Road.

I liked you just fine as a personality. I just had a bad feeling about you. This thread simply confirms it.

You were dealt a bad hand. If you want to get out and make something of your life, you're the only one empowered to do so.

luv
11-13-2008, 03:11 PM
I've met hundreds of people from this website. Really. Of all of them, I've had a bad feeling about one of them. Guess who.

Hey! I did the best I could.

sedated
11-13-2008, 03:13 PM
"Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us.
He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown, which l know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all.
But let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self-esteem.
'Oh, l love you so much, little one. All of you. All of you. It's so good.' "

Hog Farmer
11-13-2008, 03:14 PM
You're the only one responsible for your actions.

No excuses. You're going to have to pay the piper. When you find your ass in jail for an extended time, use it to improve yourself. Get clean, take the available help, college classes, counciling..whatever. You're the one sleeping in the bed you've made.

You, are the one who can break away from the other convicts. Maybe society will get lucky and tonight's batch of meth will be bad and take them all out.

If you've got a kid, you've got plenty of reason to walk away from that shit and do the right thing. Get your piss clean and try to get a better job, if and when you're on the streets again.


What example are you setting for you kid/kids(if they're around you).... You're teaching them to act exactly like you are acting.

Do you want that for your kid, or do you want better?


Welcome your thread into the hall of classics though, its right up there in the epic-dumbass-darwin-award.


You're wasting your breath. People like this aren't even good enough for prison. He should let someone adopt his child and go jump off a goddamn cliff. I fucking hate thieves with a passion. I've busted my ass all my life and worked for every goddamn thing I have and pieces of shit like this just don't have any reason to be breathing the same air as me.

luv
11-13-2008, 03:15 PM
Your kid needs to eat, maybe you should stay away from the sticky indica buds and go back to school or something.

Exactly. If you're buying dope whenever your kid needs food, then you need to seriously readjust your priorities.

Donger
11-13-2008, 03:16 PM
I'm probably the only person here with this running through his head...

Johnny was bad, even as a child everybody could tell
Everyone said if you dont get straight
Youll surely go to hell

But johnny didnt care
He was an outlaw by the time that he was
Ten years old
He didnt wanna do what he was told
Just a prankster, juvenile gangster

His teachers didnt understand
They kicked him out of school
At a tender early age
Just because he didnt want to learn things
(had other interests)
He liked to burn things

The lady down the block
She had a radio that johnny wanted oh so bad
So he took it the first chance he had
Then he shot her in the leg
And this is what she said
Only a lad
You really cant blame him
Only a lad
Society made him
Only a lad
Hes our responsibility
Only a lad
He really couldnt help it
Only a lad
He didnt want to do it
Only a lad
Hes underprivileged and abused
Perhaps a little bit confused

His parents gave up they couldnt influence his attitude
Nobody could help
The little man had no gratitude

And when he stole the care
Nobody dreamed that he would
Try to take it so far
He didnt mean to hit the poor man
Who had to go and die
It made the judge cry

Only a lad
He really couldnt help it
Only a lad
He didnt want to do it
Only a lad
Hes underprivileged and abused
Perhaps a little bit confused

Its not his fault that he cant believe
Its not his fault that he cant behave
Society made him go astray
Perhaps if were nice hell go away
Perhaps hell go away
Hell go away

(repeat chorus)

Hey there johnny you really dont fool me
You get away with murder
And you think its funny
You dont give a damn if we live or if we die
Hey there johnny boy
I hope you fry!

Hog Farmer
11-13-2008, 03:16 PM
"Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us.
He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown, which l know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all.
But let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self-esteem.
'Oh, l love you so much, little one. All of you. All of you. It's so good.' "

Child Molester ?

Donger
11-13-2008, 03:18 PM
Exactly. If you're buying dope whenever your kid needs food, then you need to seriously readjust your priorities.

This person was stealing long before he became a sperm donor. I promise you that.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:19 PM
Exactly. If you're buying dope whenever your kid needs food, then you need to seriously readjust your priorities.

I don't buy dope when my kid needs food. That's fucked up shit to say. I don't smoke too often anymore. Too busy. I smoked yesterday because I had some extra cash and I figure I'm going to jail monday. That's when I have court for my auto theft shit, but my new 11 warrants will probably change me from doing 120 shock to a few years.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:20 PM
This person was stealing long before he became a sperm donor. I promise you that.

I'm 19, I never stole a thing untill I dropped out of highschool at 17. Had my kid at 16.

Donger
11-13-2008, 03:20 PM
I don't buy dope when my kid needs food. That's ****ed up shit to say. I don't smoke too often anymore. Too busy. I smoked yesterday because I had some extra cash and I figure I'm going to jail monday. That's when I have court for my auto theft shit, but my new 11 warrants will probably change me from doing 120 shock to a few years.

Did you just really have the f*cking audacity to write: "extra cash"?

Phobia
11-13-2008, 03:20 PM
I don't buy dope when my kid needs food. That's ****ed up shit to say. I don't smoke too often anymore. Too busy. I smoked yesterday because I had some extra cash and I figure I'm going to jail monday. That's when I have court for my auto theft shit, but my new 11 warrants will probably change me from doing 120 shock to a few years.

I'll bet you never miss a cigarette.

Hog Farmer
11-13-2008, 03:21 PM
I don't buy dope when my kid needs food. That's ****ed up shit to say. I don't smoke too often anymore. Too busy. I smoked yesterday because I had some extra cash and I figure I'm going to jail monday. That's when I have court for my auto theft shit, but my new 11 warrants will probably change me from doing 120 shock to a few years.


I hope they will let you bring a 55 gallon drum of KY. You're gonna need it!

Donger
11-13-2008, 03:21 PM
I'm 19, I never stole a thing untill I dropped out of highschool at 17. Had my kid at 16.

You're aware that the word of a thief means nothing, right?

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:22 PM
I'll bet you never miss a cigarette.

BS. I don't smoke cigarettes.. Swear on everything. The only reason I smoke bud is because it reminds me of my dad. We smoked together everyday since I was 9 or 10. He was paralyzed and it calmed his spasms down.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:24 PM
You're aware that the word of a thief means nothing, right?

Yeah, but I didn't have to tell you guys any of this, right? I could've just not said shit, went lurker for two years and came back without syaing I've been in prison. I don't lie about what I do. When the cops catch me I don't try to deny anything. They caught me. Why lie?

Hog Farmer
11-13-2008, 03:24 PM
BS. I don't smoke cigarettes.. Swear on everything. The only reason I smoke bud is because it reminds me of my dad. We smoked together everyday since I was 9 or 10. He was paralyzed and it calmed his spasms down.


that's one hell of an excuse, dumbass.

Gonzo
11-13-2008, 03:25 PM
nsfw



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KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:26 PM
that's one hell of an excuse, dumbass.

It's not an excuse. I'm not justifying anything. It's all wrong.

luv
11-13-2008, 03:27 PM
Prison will not help you. Nothing is ever your fault, you have an excuse for everything, you tell people exactly what they want to hear, and you probably lie even when the truth will not get you in trouble. And....you probably believe everything you say in your own head. The only thing prison will do for you is give you new and creative ways to steal things when you get out.

alpha_omega
11-13-2008, 03:27 PM
Yesterday, this thread was funny. Now...not so much.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:28 PM
nsfw



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another reason I smoke, kevin smith movies. I dreamed of growing up to sell bud outside of faststop on noland road.

Phobia
11-13-2008, 03:28 PM
BS. I don't smoke cigarettes.. Swear on everything. The only reason I smoke bud is because it reminds me of my dad. We smoked together everyday since I was 9 or 10. He was paralyzed and it calmed his spasms down.

Your dad was a fine example of what you should never teach your own children. I'm sorry this is all you know. I'm sorry for his paralysis and the struggles that must have placed on your family.

When you get out of the clink and you're ready to start your life over the right way I'd like you to look me up. I'll give you a job.

munkey
11-13-2008, 03:28 PM
Did you just really have the f*cking audacity to write: "extra cash"?

Why by your kid anything with extra cash when you can get high?

Seeessh...what are you thinking donger?

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 03:29 PM
It sounds like you should try to get your shit right so you don't screw up your kid and make him/her a 3rd generation dropout/druggy/thief. Your dad did a shitty job, and is a piece of shit for giving your dope at 9yrs old.

Use the jail time to get your GED. Your ass is probably safe if its sitting in a chair, learning.


Excuses are easier to find than solutions.

Right now, you're a loser. If you still act like one tomorrow, thats on you. Do better for your kid's sake or get the hell out of the child's life forever.

luv
11-13-2008, 03:29 PM
Yeah, but I didn't have to tell you guys any of this, right? I could've just not said shit, went lurker for two years and came back without syaing I've been in prison. I don't lie about what I do. When the cops catch me I don't try to deny anything. They caught me. Why lie?

You'd still be doing the same thing if you hadn't got caught.

Hog Farmer
11-13-2008, 03:29 PM
It's not an excuse. I'm not justifying anything. It's all wrong.

Well then, It sounds like you've learned from your mistake. I'll call the judge and have alittle talk with him. If you're willing to spend a little time working hogs I'll bet they might give you a break.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:29 PM
Prison will not help you. Nothing is ever your fault, you have an excuse for everything, you tell people exactly what they want to hear, and you probably lie even when the truth will not get you in trouble. And....you probably believe everything you say in your own head. The only thing prison will do for you is give you new and creative ways to steal things when you get out.

It's all my fault. Everything is. Never said it wasn't. And hopefully I don't steal things. I don't like living like this. I want to improve myself.

Phobia
11-13-2008, 03:29 PM
Prison will not help you. Nothing is ever your fault, you have an excuse for everything, you tell people exactly what they want to hear, and you probably lie even when the truth will not get you in trouble. And....you probably believe everything you say in your own head. The only thing prison will do for you is give you new and creative ways to steal things when you get out.

No, this one is being honest. He's a little bit different.

Skip Towne
11-13-2008, 03:30 PM
Quit stealing. You're not very good at it. You need some "Iron Therapy"

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:31 PM
You'd still be doing the same thing if you hadn't got caught.

Nope cause I have two jobs now. But honestly, if I hadn't got caught I wouldn't of got jobs, so yeah, I'd still be doing the same thing.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 03:32 PM
While you're in jail, if your special lady friend requires the touch of a man, Midnight Vulture could put the cab on his bike and zip up to tumble-dry her innards.


Chiefsplanet is always here to help...

Hog Farmer
11-13-2008, 03:32 PM
Quit stealing. You're not very good at it. You need some "Iron Therapy"

Yeah! He's gonna get a butt pounding like the world has never seen!

Gonzo
11-13-2008, 03:33 PM
Yeah! He's gonna get a butt pounding like the world has never seen!

You guys are obsessed with all the butt sex aren't you?

Hog Farmer
11-13-2008, 03:34 PM
You guys are obsessed with all the butt sex aren't you?

And what else will there be to do in prison ?

luv
11-13-2008, 03:35 PM
Nope cause I have two jobs now. But honestly, if I hadn't got caught I wouldn't of got jobs, so yeah, I'd still be doing the same thing.

You've got to learn that wrong is wrong even when you don't get caught. You should be able to keep yourself in check rather than leaving it up to the authorities. Sorry if I was incorrect in my assessment about you. I grew up with a thief for years. To see him going back to his old ways makes me want to cry. I can honestly say that my nieces and nephew will be better off without him in their lives. I really hope I can never say the same thing about your daughter.

CrazyHorse
11-13-2008, 03:36 PM
Ha ha.

A bunch of fuckin dipshits passing judgement on each other. Dont you drunks/potheads/morally inept people know that with your 100 posts a day, have already shown enough of your ass on here that you dont need to worry so much about passing judgement on others as you need to worry a little about how fuckin ridiculous you are?

Anywho....carry on.

Gonzo
11-13-2008, 03:37 PM
And what else will there be to do in prison ?

Knitting? Wood Shop? Make some fuggin toilet wine? Shit, I dunno.

luv
11-13-2008, 03:38 PM
Knitting? Wood Shop? Make some fuggin toilet wine? Shit, I dunno.

He can work on getting his GED.

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:41 PM
You've got to learn that wrong is wrong even when you don't get caught. You should be able to keep yourself in check rather than leaving it up to the authorities.

True. I know right from wrong, just at the time it was too easy. The first things I ever did was break into some small foriegn buissenesses at night two years ago. We made money. We also felt really bad. My friends grew up. So I did too. Got jobs, was doing okay. Then I lost my job and everything and I remembered how easy it was to steal shit. Not to mention there was a counterfeidt check ring being ran out of my house via my stepdad, so it was cool to these people to steal. I got new friends who hadn't grown up, who were homeless and had no place to go. So then we started stealing all we could. Now they are in prison and I'm on my way. SHould've stuck with my old friends. They predicted my exact situation today. It was all too easy. Now I'm going to pay for it, and try hard to straighten up.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 03:42 PM
Your mustang sucks.

When you complete it, and bring it home after the last detail has been completed, maybe some pothead will bust out the window, rip open the dash for the electronics. I'm sure you'll not pass judgement on the guilty party.


Ha ha.

A bunch of ****in dipshits passing judgement on each other. Dont you drunks/potheads/morally inept people know that with your 100 posts a day, have already shown enough of your ass on here that you dont need to worry so much about passing judgement on others as you need to worry a little about how ****in ridiculous you are?

Anywho....carry on.


better?

Hog Farmer
11-13-2008, 03:42 PM
Knitting? Wood Shop? Make some fuggin toilet wine? Shit, I dunno.


ROFL Nope, He'll be getting pounded!

luv
11-13-2008, 03:43 PM
Your mustang sucks.





better?

LMAO

KurtCobain
11-13-2008, 03:43 PM
later

CrazyHorse
11-13-2008, 03:45 PM
Your mustang sucks.





better?

Which one?

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 03:46 PM
Whichever one is your favorite?

DaFace
11-13-2008, 03:47 PM
Wow. This thread took a turn since I last stopped by.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 03:50 PM
My apologies Crazyhorse. You must have been referring to other shitheads, as my post count is only 12/day.

I'm sure your favorite mustang is a woman of very high morals and unscrupulous ethics who carries herself like a lady at all times.

Frazod
11-13-2008, 03:56 PM
Which one?

Just so you know, the Iowanian, a/k/a the Sage of Hooterville, added a bunch of obnoxious shit to his post after you quoted it.

Just in case you missed it.

But I'm assured he never, ever does this, so it must be a figment of my imagination.

:whackit:

Phobia
11-13-2008, 04:00 PM
I presume CrazyHorse is in this race due to the dope factor. I don't think anybody really cares if a responsible contributor to society smokes a doob. I know I don't.

I just don't like it when dude is stealing wheels, tires, & tools to get his weed.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 04:00 PM
Its nice to have an apprentice, following me around, carrying my books and shit. Thanks.


Bitch about a type-o....cry about an edit.

You are indeed Bill Braskey.

tooge
11-13-2008, 04:02 PM
I'm not ****ing retarded. I realize what I did was wrong. But I needed the money. Which is no excuse but my kid needed to eat. So **** off.

Heeeyyyyyyy maaaaaaaaannnnnn. Howwwwww bouuuuu thiiiiiiisss maaaaannn. USE THE FREAKIN MONEY YOU SPEND ON DOPE SO YOUR KIDS CAN EAT.

BWillie
11-13-2008, 04:03 PM
I presume CrazyHorse is in this race due to the dope factor. I don't think anybody really cares if a responsible contributor to society smokes a doob. I know I don't.

I just don't like it when dude is stealing wheels, tires, & tools to get his weed.

Personally, I think weed should be legal. It causes less problems than alcohol IMO. How many people do you hear t-boning some old lady in an intersection because they were stoned? Most people when they are stoned just sit and play video games, watch family guy, or pretty much chill not causing problems.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 04:04 PM
Or rack up 20 or so theft charges...no big deal.

Frazod
11-13-2008, 04:08 PM
Its nice to have an apprentice, following me around, carrying my books and shit. Thanks.

Bitch about a type-o....cry about an edit.

You are indeed Bill Braskey.

Yep. This from the guy who was digging through my old posts for naughty words yesterday.

And did you learn "I don't really even hope you enjoy prison. I hope your bed is lumpy, the cell is cold, the TV doesn't work, the food tastes like the shit on your cell mates huge dick," last week in Sunday School, Sister Christian? Your benevolence and goodness are, as always, underwhelming.

Joey may be a wastoid fuckup, but at least he's not a vicious little hypocrite cocksucker.

tooge
11-13-2008, 04:10 PM
I kind of like people that hit the doobie. They are usually fairly mellow. Better than drunks anyhow. But, if one of them ever comes to my house to steal my stuff, I will have no remorse for the sorry sob when I blow a hole in his face.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 04:13 PM
You give yourself too much credit fatzod.

I've got my team of evil minions working dilligently on the edit for after you quote this post. Its all a conspiracy tacoFraz.

It doesn't take much digging to find you using the same, lame, sniping crap, used on poster after poster after poster.

My favorite though was your invite to the playground after school in the smoking thread. I'll probably never attend a football game or tailgate again, in quaking fear of your appearance, because I'm such a chicken/pussy/**** and all.

You're a miserable, angry dickbag who hates your own life. Thats not on me.

BWillie
11-13-2008, 04:14 PM
I kind of like people that hit the doobie. They are usually fairly mellow. Better than drunks anyhow. But, if one of them ever comes to my house to steal my stuff, I will have no remorse for the sorry sob when I blow a hole in his face.

Is your name Joe Horn?

Frazod
11-13-2008, 04:16 PM
And by the way, Ioweejianian, in response to the shitty little rep comment you just left me, let me say that you are the board's bitch, and I've rather enjoyed publicly tabbing you as the lying little fuckstick that you are. You're sort of like Shitsprayer, minus grammar and decency.

Donger
11-13-2008, 04:19 PM
This thread has everything.

chasedude
11-13-2008, 04:27 PM
Been dry around here for over a month :(

BWillie
11-13-2008, 04:27 PM
Been dry around here for over a month :(

If you like ditch weed

chasedude
11-13-2008, 04:28 PM
If you like ditch weed

That's all that is around, when it is.

CrazyHorse
11-13-2008, 04:29 PM
I presume CrazyHorse is in this race due to the dope factor. I don't think anybody really cares if a responsible contributor to society smokes a doob. I know I don't.

I just don't like it when dude is stealing wheels, tires, & tools to get his weed.

Dont smoke weed. Did.

When I did smoke, we were too lazy to go out steeling wheels. Confrontation and motivation are the last thing a stoner is looking for.

Sfeihc
11-13-2008, 04:31 PM
Best thread in ages. It's only missing porn and poop. An Instant Classic.

B_Ambuehl
11-13-2008, 04:42 PM
Joey seriously how did they catch you stealing all those times?

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 04:43 PM
And by the way, Ioweejianian, in response to the shitty little rep comment you just left me, let me say that you are the board's bitch, and I've rather enjoyed publicly tabbing you as the lying little ****stick that you are. You're sort of like Shitsprayer, minus grammar and decency.

Ftr, the rep comment was simply "muh bitch". Its bound to be followed by a retaliatory "YOU WNTA REP WAAAAAAAAR!!" response.

You are my bitch, and a pathetic, angry, miserable, hateful dickbag at as well. You're denise minus grooming, a full head of hair and personality. Your mouth is a bronco fan's toilet seat.

Its ironic how much you put your ownership of this "community" and use the word "friend" here. Its comical because I've had more than one person who has met you in person, describe you as an intollerable prick in person as well. I personally thought you were just a cyber-dork who tried too hard to be something you pretend to be here.

I'm sure you are and always have been an absolute asset to any community in which you've resided. I could only aspire to carry your burden of contribution to humanity.

I should probably just put you on ignore, but it would be too tough to read the good posters with the screen shaking from your lard ass lumbering around in some sort of self proclaimed victory celebratory siezure.

Its probably best for everyone if we both consider the ignore feature and forget each other exist after your always-last word keyboard flailing spasm. Don't forget the devil smiley to show how evil and spooky you are.

Katipan
11-13-2008, 04:47 PM
I wonder what Iowanni would be like stoned.

Buck
11-13-2008, 04:47 PM
Ftr, the rep comment was simply "muh bitch". Its bound to be followed by a retaliatory "YOU WNTA REP WAAAAAAAAR!!" response.

You are my bitch, and a pathetic, angry, miserable, hateful dickbag at as well. You're denise minus grooming, a full head of hair and personality. Your mouth is a bronco fan's toilet seat.

Its ironic how much you put your ownership of this "community" and use the word "friend" here. Its comical because I've had more than one person who has met you in person, describe you as an intollerable prick in person as well. I personally thought you were just a cyber-dork who tried too hard to be something you pretend to be here.

I'm sure you are and always have been an absolute asset to any community in which you've resided. I could only aspire to carry your burden of contribution to humanity.

I should probably just put you on ignore, but it would be too tough to read the good posters with the screen shaking from your lard ass lumbering around in some sort of self proclaimed victory celebratory siezure.

Its probably best for everyone if we both consider the ignore feature and forget each other exist after your always-last word keyboard flailing spasm. Don't forget the devil smiley to show how evil and spooky you are.

you are such a dick

you are like the midnight douchebag before there was one

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 04:47 PM
Like a clock......

ahahahahahahahaha

oh shit 11-13-2008 04:17 PM frazod Keep 'em coming, pussboy!

Baconeater
11-13-2008, 04:49 PM
I kind of like people that hit the doobie. They are usually fairly mellow. Better than drunks anyhow. But, if one of them ever comes to my house to steal my stuff, I will have no remorse for the sorry sob when I blow a hole in his face.

Well that should go for anyone who shows up at your house to steal shit, whether it be a stoner, a drunk, a tweaker or that chick-taxin' 100 mph motorcycle-ridin' laptop-stealin' midnight douche.

Anyway, as far as Joey, I always kinda liked the kid. Obviously he's made some terrible decisions, I just hope he can get his life straightened out.

Donger
11-13-2008, 04:52 PM
I wonder what Iowanni would be like stoned.

Bruised and lacerated?

El Jefe
11-13-2008, 04:54 PM
you are such a dick

you are like the midnight douchebag before there was one

I thought it was kind of funny. I have been in many verbal wars, and I love to watch someone else go at it. Pull your skirt down nancy, and get some popcorn.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 04:54 PM
you are such a dick

you are like the midnight douchebag before there was one

I'm told You're not supposed to edit things after your initial post.
shaaaaaaame. shame.


I probably am a prick. Especially if you follow me around for a few months using words through a screen like pussy, coward, gutless, ****, chicken. Friendly, nationbuilding adjectives like those always make me act nice in return.

I probably am a prick if you post about stealing, getting high at work, and other irresponsible citizenship.

I know you're upset that I suggested you didn't have a great chance at relationship success with a girl from work, whom you started the relationship under the pretenses of an orgy. Sometimes truth comes in the form of harshness. Accept my apology for hurting your feelings.

El Jefe
11-13-2008, 04:56 PM
I'm told You're not supposed to edit things after your initial post.
shaaaaaaame. shame.


I probably am a prick. Especially if you follow me around for a few months using words through a screen like pussy, coward, gutless, ****, chicken. Friendly, nationbuilding adjectives like those always make me act nice in return.

I'm probably am a prick if you post about stealing, getting high at work, and other irresponsible citizenship.

I know you're upset that I suggested you didn't have a great chance at relationship success with a girl from work, whom you started the relationship under the pretenses of an orgy. Sometimes truth comes in the form of harshness. Accept my apology for hurting your feelings.


:popcorn:

Buck
11-13-2008, 04:57 PM
I'm told You're not supposed to edit things after your initial post.
shaaaaaaame. shame.


I probably am a prick. Especially if you follow me around for a few months using words through a screen like pussy, coward, gutless, ****, chicken. Friendly, nationbuilding adjectives like those always make me act nice in return.

I'm probably am a prick if you post about stealing, getting high at work, and other irresponsible citizenship.

I know you're upset that I suggested you didn't have a great chance at relationship success with a girl from work, whom you started the relationship under the pretenses of an orgy. Sometimes truth comes in the form of harshness. Accept my apology for hurting your feelings.

No need to apologize, if you get off on baggin' on other people, thats your prerogative.

Frazod
11-13-2008, 04:57 PM
You are my bitch, and a pathetic, angry, miserable, hateful dickbag at as well. You're denise minus grooming, a full head of hair and personality. Your mouth is a bronco fan's toilet seat.

Its ironic how much you put your ownership of this "community" and use the word "friend" here. Its comical because I've had more than one person who has met you in person, describe you as an intollerable prick in person as well. I personally thought you were just a cyber-dork who tried too hard to be something you pretend to be here.

I'm sure you are and always have been an absolute asset to any community in which you've resided. I could only aspire to carry your burden of contribution to humanity.

I should probably just put you on ignore, but it would be too tough to read the good posters with the screen shaking from your lard ass lumbering around in some sort of self proclaimed victory celebratory siezure.

Its probably best for everyone if we both consider the ignore feature and forget each other exist after your always-last word keyboard flailing spasm. Don't forget the devil smiley to show how evil and spooky you are.

Wow! The George W. Bush of Smack just unloaded on me with a whole whup-ass paragraph of his patended retardese! The bronco toilet seat thing was particularly inspiring. You're so clever. LMAO

So there are people here who don't like me? Really? Well, shit I never would have guessed. Likewise, you'd be surprised how much fan mail I get every time I blast a chunk out of your noxious little ass, and also who it comes from. I don't think either of us will be getting nominated for Humanitarian Of The Year any time soon; the difference between us is, I don't try to pretend like I should. You are without a doubt the Clown Prince of Hypocrites.

As for the meeting in public part, I sort of remember you, vaguely, but mainly as just an unimpressive mousy little nothing. Didn't bother to ask anybody else what they thought of you, because frankly, I didn't care. You sure do pump up well in cyberspace, though. Wow.

And if you want to put me on ignore, go for it. But I'll be here calling you on hateful dumbassery, because, well, that's just what I do.

And shouldn't you be praying for my immortal soul, or some such shit? Isn't that what you Good Christians do?

El Jefe
11-13-2008, 05:00 PM
No need to apologize, if you get off on baggin' on other people, thats your prerogative.

Dude, it's the internet, it happens on every web forum. Sometimes you just have to let things roll off your back.

Buck
11-13-2008, 05:01 PM
Dude, it's the internet, it happens on every web forum. Sometimes you just have to let things roll off your back.

Sure I've talked shit about someone every now and then, but I never assumed the role of the almighty-know-it-all, like Iowanian has...he pretty much thinks that he is better than everyone else here, at least the people who joined after Aug/Sept 2000.

Frazod
11-13-2008, 05:04 PM
Sure I've talked shit about someone every now and then, but I never assumed the role of the almighty-know-it-all, like Iowanian has...he pretty much thinks that he is better than everyone else here, at least the people who joined after Aug/Sept 2000.

That's SAGE OF HOOTERVILLE to us lowly non-knowers-of-it-all. Do try to get it right.

He knows so much. I'm just awed by it. LMAO

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 05:06 PM
In frazland, having a public conversation in a civilized tone about civilized things at a non-obnoxious level is "mousy".

I'm cool with not being the belligerent center of attention at a tailgate or in a public location.

BWillie
11-13-2008, 05:07 PM
Sure I've talked shit about someone every now and then, but I never assumed the role of the almighty-know-it-all, like Iowanian has...he pretty much thinks that he is better than everyone else here, at least the people who joined after Aug/Sept 2000.

My name is BWillie007 and I approve the above referenced message.

Donger
11-13-2008, 05:07 PM
All this thread needs is a good freak sighting and it will be accomplished.

chiefs4me, stand and be recognized!

Katipan
11-13-2008, 05:29 PM
In frazland, having a public conversation in a civilized tone about civilized things at a non-obnoxious level is "mousy".

I'm cool with not being the belligerent center of attention at a tailgate or in a public location.

Don't tell me you don't pour this kind of charm on in person. Do you really only exist on the Internet? :(

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 05:32 PM
I always wear the required number of pieces of flair, mer.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 05:37 PM
It sounds like a successful thread idea.

Maybe all of my non-fans should gather in a thread and air their grievances, like an intervention where I can atone for my cyber-sins and make the first step towards recovery.

It'll be like pergatory where I can actually feel the pain I have caused.

Katipan
11-13-2008, 05:41 PM
I always wear the required number of pieces of flair, mer.

Oh dear. I got neg rep because of you.

Please... Tell my kids I love them.

Dartgod
11-13-2008, 05:46 PM
Wow. Who new that this would turn into a Frazod/Iowanian flame war? I've met and have respect for both of you guys.

Joey's got to love that the attention has turned away from his train wreck of a thread idea.

Katipan
11-13-2008, 05:47 PM
I hope they both put on singlets and jump into a pool of creamed corn.

Iowanian
11-13-2008, 05:47 PM
Oh dear. I got neg rep because of you.

Please... Tell my kids I love them.

Don't worry. Its likely just penis envy.

Katipan
11-13-2008, 05:48 PM
I always thought a detachable one would be neat.

Donger
11-13-2008, 06:00 PM
I always thought a detachable one would be neat.

You and every other female.

luv
11-13-2008, 06:03 PM
You and every other female.

Unless it has a rotating base and vibrates, I'd prefer it attached.

Buck
11-13-2008, 06:05 PM
Unless it has a rotating base and vibrates, I'd prefer it attached.

http://www.eastofeuclid.com/gallery/downloads/natalia_shocked.jpg

Donger
11-13-2008, 06:05 PM
Unless it has a rotating base and vibrates, I'd prefer it attached.

You aren't married to a man who travels frequently. But, perhaps I was a bit broad with my assertion.

Bwana
11-13-2008, 06:36 PM
I don't steal from people, just buissnesses and carlots.

:spock:

Oh, so that makes it OK, you are indeed a pile of shit. One of these days, someone is going to catch you in the act and beat your ass until you wish you were in jail.

Over-Head
11-13-2008, 06:48 PM
Sweet jesus, this thread took a shit.
went from puffen a doob at work to a flame throwing fest, (almost enjoyable :rolleyes: )
Knew I shoulda left this one alone :doh!:
I'm going back out to the shed, then bed :D

Frazod
11-13-2008, 06:54 PM
In frazland, having a public conversation in a civilized tone about civilized things at a non-obnoxious level is "mousy".

I'm cool with not being the belligerent center of attention at a tailgate or in a public location.

That's right. As soon as I arrived in Kansas City, I promptly poked Brad in the eye, slashed Bob Dole's tires, spat beer at KcMizzou and mooned Stevieray's children. When Russ put me up at his house I short-sheeted the bed and hit on his girlfriend, who nearly fell for it because she thought I was him. In Arizona, I ran over ENDelt's foot with the rental car and made Mer cry when I told her how ugly she was.

Yeah, I'm mean as hell.

Over-Head
11-13-2008, 06:55 PM
That's right. As soon as I arrived in Kansas City, I promptly poked Brad in the eye, slashed Bob Dole's tires, spat beer at KcMizzou and mooned Stevieray's children. When Russ put me up at his house I short-sheeted the bed and hit on his girlfriend, who nearly fell for it because she thought I was him. In Arizona, I ran over ENDelt's foot with the rental car and made Mer cry when I told her how ugly she was.

Yeah, I'm mean as hell.ROFLROFLROFL

Katipan
11-13-2008, 06:55 PM
In Arizona, I ran over ENDelt's foot with the rental car and made Mer cry when I told her how ugly she was.

Yeah, I'm mean as hell.

Aww baby I didn't mind the ugly, it was the fat comment that fucked me up.

Frazod
11-13-2008, 06:58 PM
Aww baby I didn't mind the ugly, it was the fat comment that fucked me up.

LMAO

I just can't help myself - I'm a dick because my daddy didn't love me. I believe the Sage of Hooterville told me that once.

Over-Head
11-13-2008, 07:03 PM
Aww baby I didn't mind the ugly, it was the fat comment that ****ed me up. ROFLROFLROFL
Damn, I hope the beer I just spit out doesn't fry my lap top:(

Brock
11-13-2008, 07:07 PM
the fuck is going on between you two?

Frazod
11-13-2008, 07:13 PM
the fuck is going on between you two?

The Sage of Hooterville is a kind, worldly, Christian man, and I'm a noxious evil prick who has, in the past, picked fights with kind-hearted souls who never said an unkind word to anybody, like Big Daddy, COchief, vailpass and Skip. I believe they all killed themselves because I was so mean to them, and I'll burn in hell forever because of it. I have ruined 'Hamas' Jenkins, who turned from the church to become my evil minion. I made the stock market crash, dogs and cats live together, and turned the election for Obama.

It's all my fault, really.

Donger
11-13-2008, 07:41 PM
The Sage of Hooterville is a kind, worldly, Christian man, and I'm a noxious evil prick who has, in the past, picked fights with kind-hearted souls who never said an unkind word to anybody, like Big Daddy, COchief, vailpass and Skip. I believe they all killed themselves because I was so mean to them, and I'll burn in hell forever because of it. I have ruined 'Hamas' Jenkins, who turned from the church to become my evil minion. I made the stock market crash, dogs and cats live together, and turned the election for Obama.

It's all my fault, really.

Wow, that's bad. And that's just what you openly admit to.

Frazod
11-13-2008, 07:42 PM
Wow, that's bad. And that's just what you openly admit to.

Oh, if you only knew.... :fire:

Donger
11-13-2008, 07:44 PM
Oh, if you only knew.... :fire:

Is that the smiley about which Iowanian speaks? If so, you are too easy.

Frazod
11-13-2008, 07:47 PM
Is that the smiley about which Iowanian speaks? If so, you are too easy.

No, this one :cuss:

If you hold the cursor over it, my name appears.

I didn't realize it for a long time. It's pretty funny. :D

Donger
11-13-2008, 07:48 PM
No, this one :cuss:

If you hold the cursor over it, my name appears.

I didn't realize it for a long time. It's pretty funny. :D

Oh.

I could be wrong, but it seems like there's a lot of tension between you two.

Bi_polar
11-13-2008, 07:49 PM
Oh.

I could be wrong, but it seems like there's a lot of tension between you two.

Tension between me and who?

Frazod
11-13-2008, 07:52 PM
Oh.

I could be wrong, but it seems like there's a lot of tension between you two.

Really? I hadn't noticed.

Donger
11-13-2008, 07:53 PM
Really? I hadn't noticed.

Forgive me for asking, but is it sexual tension?

Frazod
11-13-2008, 07:56 PM
Forgive me for asking, but is it sexual tension?

No. I'm not a barnyard animal in Iowa.

Simply Red
11-13-2008, 07:56 PM
I always thought a detachable one would be neat.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/byDiILrNbM4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/byDiILrNbM4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

sedated
11-13-2008, 08:00 PM
No, this one :cuss:

If you hold the cursor over it, my name appears.

the devil smiley

no, it think he meant this one ---> :evil:

Frazod
11-13-2008, 08:02 PM
no, it think he meant this one ---> :evil:

I guess he did.

Fairplay
11-13-2008, 09:01 PM
i work at a library.



:ZZZ:

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-13-2008, 09:03 PM
the fuck is going on between you two?

These two threads are a prerequisite to the Iowanian/frazod war:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=182707
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=196549

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-13-2008, 09:04 PM
No. I'm not a barnyard animal in Iowa.

ROFLROFL

Fairplay
11-13-2008, 09:13 PM
I just read the thread, i wondered why this subject had so many posts. I should have known something was going on.

It gets ugly real quick.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-13-2008, 09:14 PM
joey,

(Putting on Dr. Phil mask):

If you need money, they have things like welfare and food stamps. If you're hungry, there are several soup kitchens and shelters where you can get a hot meal. I honestly didn't think that those felony charges were real until people like Phobia chimed in and claimed to have met you. I don't know what you were thinking at the time, I've never been in those kind of straits.

The only thing that I can offer you for advice is to get the fuck away from the people that you associate with whenever your time is up. I don't care if you have to move to the ends of the earth to get away from them--do it. Use the time in jail to so something productive--get your GED, think about things that you can do to get yourself and your kid out of the whirpool that you're currently in.

You've done a good job ruining your own life so far, it looks like you had a lot of help. Don't ruin your kid's life too.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-13-2008, 09:24 PM
On a side note, I just had an idea for the greatest YouTube vid ever.

Recreate the Polamalu/LT Nike commercial with Joey and his soon-to-be cellmate.

Fairplay
11-13-2008, 09:28 PM
I don't steal from people, just buissnesses and carlots. It's still not right though, I understand. So I'm going to pay for it. I get it.

Dude, you know what is right and wrong. Get your act together.

luv
11-13-2008, 09:31 PM
Dude, you know what is right and wrong. Get your act together.

Seems like you've given me that advice before. ;)

Baconeater
11-13-2008, 09:43 PM
Seems like you've given me that advice before. ;)

You steal stuff from car lots too?

Simply Red
11-13-2008, 09:45 PM
:popcorn:

Fenster would be proud joey.

luv
11-13-2008, 09:46 PM
You steal stuff from car lots too?

Mine had more to do with asking advice about a certain email lottery.

Phobia
11-13-2008, 09:47 PM
joey,

(Putting on Dr. Phil mask):

If you need money, they have things like welfare and food stamps. If you're hungry, there are several soup kitchens and shelters where you can get a hot meal. I honestly didn't think that those felony charges were real until people like Phobia chimed in and claimed to have met you. I don't know what you were thinking at the time, I've never been in those kind of straits.

The only thing that I can offer you for advice is to get the **** away from the people that you associate with whenever your time is up. I don't care if you have to move to the ends of the earth to get away from them--do it. Use the time in jail to so something productive--get your GED, think about things that you can do to get yourself and your kid out of the whirpool that you're currently in.

You've done a good job ruining your own life so far, it looks like you had a lot of help. Don't ruin your kid's life too.

That's probably your most productive and graceful post ever.

Katipan
11-13-2008, 10:06 PM
On a side note, I just had an idea for the greatest YouTube vid ever.

Recreate the Polamalu/LT Nike commercial with Joey and his soon-to-be cellmate.

I always thought a super hot chick in a bikini correctly rebuilding an engine under time lapsed photography would be the greatest youtube video ever.

keg in kc
11-13-2008, 10:07 PM
I always thought a super hot chick in a bikini You could've stopped there.

boogblaster
11-13-2008, 10:51 PM
Is this a herb thread or a wished Id keep me mouth shut thread ... Smoke'm if you got 'em ...

CHENZ A!
11-13-2008, 11:00 PM
I can relate somewhat although my rap sheet is not nearly as long as yours, and luckily I am not a felon. But..

I used to always be fucking up, and getting in trouble. The only voilent "crimes" I ever commited were in self defense, and I have always been respectful of strangers regardless their particular walk of life. My problem, like you, is that I was extremely short sighted, I couldn't see the big picture for anything and I always thought it was me against the world. It took the police to come pull me out of my Father's house in handcuffs, in front of all his neighbors, with warrants in KS and MO and realize that the BS had to stop.

You've got to realize that it's a much much happier way of life to be the "nice" guy instead of the "tough" guy.

You've got to be able to completely cut off the bad people in your life and not feel bad about it. Surround yourself with positive people, and find ways to motivate yourself to do the right thing everyday.

Know that the party will always be there, so will the "party people". I like to have fun, but it's alot more fun when you are happy, and I can't be happy unless my bills are paid, and I have nice things. It's going to take hard work to get there.

Take pleasure in the work, have pride in yourself, and take pride in the little things, like mowing the yard, keeping a clean house, doing a friend a favor, cooking a nice dinner, getting exercise, etc.

Bottom line is figure out who you are and don't compromise for anyone. Everyone has had a "rough" life in one way or another, don't let that beat you down.

Anybody can reinvent themselves if they want to bad enough.

I'm not the best at articulating my thoughts on here, but I'm rooting for you man. I used to be the underdog too, and that's what makes me work harder now because success is addictive and it is the best revenge on anyone who ever doubted you. I'm just a 26 yr old former highschool dropout, with a checkered past so take this for what it's worth. God bless.

boogblaster
11-13-2008, 11:42 PM
Joey, I've been down lots of tough roads .. Life is hard if you make it that way .. Pull out your head and get going down the right paths ... It really don't take that much effort .. Take care and stand up to your punishment ... Time travels fast and you can start fresh ..

CrazyHorse
11-14-2008, 05:36 AM
I can relate somewhat although my rap sheet is not nearly as long as yours, and luckily I am not a felon. But..

I used to always be ****ing up, and getting in trouble. The only voilent "crimes" I ever commited were in self defense, and I have always been respectful of strangers regardless their particular walk of life. My problem, like you, is that I was extremely short sighted, I couldn't see the big picture for anything and I always thought it was me against the world. It took the police to come pull me out of my Father's house in handcuffs, in front of all his neighbors, with warrants in KS and MO and realize that the BS had to stop.

You've got to realize that it's a much much happier way of life to be the "nice" guy instead of the "tough" guy.

You've got to be able to completely cut off the bad people in your life and not feel bad about it. Surround yourself with positive people, and find ways to motivate yourself to do the right thing everyday.

Know that the party will always be there, so will the "party people". I like to have fun, but it's alot more fun when you are happy, and I can't be happy unless my bills are paid, and I have nice things. It's going to take hard work to get there.

Take pleasure in the work, have pride in yourself, and take pride in the little things, like mowing the yard, keeping a clean house, doing a friend a favor, cooking a nice dinner, getting exercise, etc.

Bottom line is figure out who you are and don't compromise for anyone. Everyone has had a "rough" life in one way or another, don't let that beat you down.

Anybody can reinvent themselves if they want to bad enough.

I'm not the best at articulating my thoughts on here, but I'm rooting for you man. I used to be the underdog too, and that's what makes me work harder now because success is addictive and it is the best revenge on anyone who ever doubted you. I'm just a 26 yr old former highschool dropout, with a checkered past so take this for what it's worth. God bless.

Now this is much better.

Given the choice of passing judgenment and thumping your chest and put someone down, or saying something that actually might be productive to someone who is struggling...you chose to be productive.

This is exactly what I was talking about. We are given choices of how to handle ourselves. Our choices and how we percieve opportunities are what define us. Those using this thread as an opportunity to step on a person that is already down in a effort to boast thier own already weak self respect, are making the wrong choice. It's not only counter productive for the person under attack, the person doing it is regressing.

I think sometimes instead of offering a hand to help someone up we have tendencies to step on folks when they are down in an attempt to help ourselves rise. It's a false sense of self reinforcement.

You have made the right choice and should be praised for it. The same goes for anyone else who offered a hand instead of a boot heel in this thread.

the Talking Can
11-14-2008, 05:43 AM
i need a car

can anyone in this thread steal me one?

i'm not a cop, i swear

Simply Red
11-14-2008, 06:31 AM
i need a car

can anyone in this thread steal me one?

i'm not a cop, i swear

@ this point I'd just buy a Wi, cars are about to be obsoleted.

Phobia
11-14-2008, 06:34 AM
I can relate somewhat although my rap sheet is not nearly as long as yours, and luckily I am not a felon. But..

I used to always be ****ing up, and getting in trouble. The only voilent "crimes" I ever commited were in self defense, and I have always been respectful of strangers regardless their particular walk of life. My problem, like you, is that I was extremely short sighted, I couldn't see the big picture for anything and I always thought it was me against the world. It took the police to come pull me out of my Father's house in handcuffs, in front of all his neighbors, with warrants in KS and MO and realize that the BS had to stop.

You've got to realize that it's a much much happier way of life to be the "nice" guy instead of the "tough" guy.

You've got to be able to completely cut off the bad people in your life and not feel bad about it. Surround yourself with positive people, and find ways to motivate yourself to do the right thing everyday.

Know that the party will always be there, so will the "party people". I like to have fun, but it's alot more fun when you are happy, and I can't be happy unless my bills are paid, and I have nice things. It's going to take hard work to get there.

Take pleasure in the work, have pride in yourself, and take pride in the little things, like mowing the yard, keeping a clean house, doing a friend a favor, cooking a nice dinner, getting exercise, etc.

Bottom line is figure out who you are and don't compromise for anyone. Everyone has had a "rough" life in one way or another, don't let that beat you down.

Anybody can reinvent themselves if they want to bad enough.

I'm not the best at articulating my thoughts on here, but I'm rooting for you man. I used to be the underdog too, and that's what makes me work harder now because success is addictive and it is the best revenge on anyone who ever doubted you. I'm just a 26 yr old former highschool dropout, with a checkered past so take this for what it's worth. God bless.

You didn't have to share that but you chose to in order to encourage Joey. Well done, Chenz. The kid is 19. Even if he does time there's plenty of time to turn his life around.

I like the way this thread has turned.

Phobia
11-14-2008, 06:37 AM
Now this is much better.

Given the choice of passing judgenment and thumping your chest and put someone down, or saying something that actually might be productive to someone who is struggling...you chose to be productive.

This is exactly what I was talking about. We are given choices of how to handle ourselves. Our choices and how we percieve opportunities are what define us. Those using this thread as an opportunity to step on a person that is already down in a effort to boast thier own already weak self respect, are making the wrong choice. It's not only counter productive for the person under attack, the person doing it is regressing.

I think sometimes instead of offering a hand to help someone up we have tendencies to step on folks when they are down in an attempt to help ourselves rise. It's a false sense of self reinforcement.

You have made the right choice and should be praised for it. The same goes for anyone else who offered a hand instead of a boot heel in this thread.

Heh. You're right but your first foray into the thread kinda did the same thing. This response is perfect. It became apparent pretty quickly that Joey is sorry and knows what is right an wrong. I'm encouraged that he has the wherewithall to take advantage of this wakeup call.

CrazyHorse
11-14-2008, 06:55 AM
Heh. You're right but your first foray into the thread kinda did the same thing. This response is perfect. It became apparent pretty quickly that Joey is sorry and knows what is right an wrong. I'm encouraged that he has the wherewithall to take advantage of this wakeup call.

Kinda, but not the same. My 1st forray did exactly what I expected. It took the spotlight off the attacked and put it on the bully(s). Sometimes the bully needs his ass whipped too.

I simply provided the vehicle for them to punch themselves out.

Phobia
11-14-2008, 06:58 AM
Kinda, but not the same. My 1st forray did exactly what I expected. It took the spotlight off the attacked and put it on the bully(s). Sometimes the bully needs his ass whipped too.

I simply provided the vehicle for them to punch themselves out.

At the same time, Joey deserves whatever he gets as well. Remember the "I don't steal from people, only businesses and carlots" statement? He needed some tough love for that and he got it. Like I said though, there's some hope for this kid IF he gets out of that situation now.

Iowanian
11-14-2008, 07:45 AM
the **** is going on between you two?

Fatzod got buttsore because I didn't agree with his view on public smoking and decided I was a pussy because I'm not 6' tall. I've thought he was an asshole for a long time, got tired of him wishing Skip cold death from his stroke, telling Logical to gurgle in his lung fluids from his illness....kind, friendly shit like that.


I'm Frazod's pavlov. I ding a bell, and he spins in circles until I give him a biscuit. My favorite sport is watching the surveylance footage of him in an elevator alone, when it dings at a floor stop and no one is there with a jerky treat.

edit for sand insertion:
I also grew tired of seeing the number of posters he's called "twat" "c unt" "pussy" and "bitch" to go along with the "you should be scared if we ever meet" crap.

Iowanian
11-14-2008, 08:01 AM
The tone of hamas and chenza may have been different, but the message was the same.

Joey is responsible for what he has done, who he spends time with and the decisions he makes. Joey is the one who can change that. Like the others, I suggested he get help, get educated, find more responsible ways to earn money and live. Joey is the one who can turn Joey's life in a positive direction.

Joey himself in this very thread said he needed some tough love.

He's obviously had a tough hand, hasn't played it well but knows he needs to change it. I hope he does just that.