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Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 09:53 PM
Do we all have these? Things that are or were so "popular" that you just assume "everyone" has done or seen or heard them.

I for instance have never watched any of the Star Wars movies. That always blows people away if it comes up and is usually good for a head shake or two. Thing is... I just don't care. I'm not a fan of the genre so I don't bother.

Also... while I've seen several Super Bowls I haven't watched one since the Rams beat the Titans. What is that... 7... 8 years?

Anything you all just never bothered with that is part of popular culture?

LiL stumppy
11-13-2008, 09:57 PM
I don't really watch superbowl games either.

Demonpenz
11-13-2008, 09:58 PM
I have never seen an episode of survivor, dancing with the stars, or american idol, i hear enough about them and the bullshit that goes with them to know what is going on with it. I got a taylor hicks question correct tonight in trivia. I tried to kick my own ass.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 09:59 PM
I don't really watch superbowl games either.

They're maybe the most over rated things ever. Until the Chiefs are in one I just don't really care and I'm always beyond sick of it by the time Super Bowl Sunday comes around.

Demonpenz
11-13-2008, 10:00 PM
I never got track lighting installed

milkman
11-13-2008, 10:00 PM
There are so many things that I haven't done, there isn't enough time to name them.

Baconeater
11-13-2008, 10:01 PM
I haven't gone to a movie theater for over 15 years, and I don't watch anything on ABC, NBC, CBS or FOX other than sports. I also don't read books and I don't listen to music radio.

Bowser
11-13-2008, 10:01 PM
Gotten high.

I've been offered every recreational drug known, and turned them all down, save mushrooms. So, I guess I've been high, just never on weed. Never smoked a cig/cigar, either.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:01 PM
I have never seen an episode of survivor, dancing with the stars, or american idol, i hear enough about them and the bullshit that goes with them to know what is going on with it. I got a taylor hicks question correct tonight in trivia. I tried to kick my own ass.

I watched most of season 2 of Survivor but I'm with you on the others. Never seen Grey's Anatomy either but I hear it's popular. Heh.

Demonpenz
11-13-2008, 10:03 PM
I've never tried to recreate a fleshlight with miracle whip and a roll of toilet paper

Bowser
11-13-2008, 10:05 PM
I've never tried to recreate a fleshlight with miracle whip and a roll of toilet paper

But have you bought a Shamwow!, or flown Airwolf?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:05 PM
I've never tried to recreate a fleshlight with miracle whip and a roll of toilet paper

People are going to laugh at you for admitting that one

milkman
11-13-2008, 10:05 PM
I've never watched a reality show.
It's been at least 20 years since I've gone to a movie theatre.
I've never bought an album or CD.
I've never been to a concert.
I've only seen the first Star Wars.
I've never smoked pot, or done any other drug.

milkman
11-13-2008, 10:06 PM
Keep naming them guys.

I'm pretty sure I haven't done it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:06 PM
There are so many things that I haven't done, there isn't enough time to name them.

There's no post limit chocolate milkman

Bowser
11-13-2008, 10:07 PM
I haven't gone to a movie theater for over 15 years, and I don't watch anything on ABC, NBC, CBS or FOX other than sports. I also don't read books and I don't listen to music radio.

I've never watched a reality show.
It's been at least 20 years since I've gone to a movie theatre.
I've never bought an album or CD.
I've never been to a concert.
I've only seen the first Star Wars.
I've never smoked pot, or done any other drug.

You two should get together to talk about the "good old days", and then yell at those damned kids to get out of the damned yard, dammit.

cdcox
11-13-2008, 10:07 PM
Never had sex with anyone other than my wife.

Simply Red
11-13-2008, 10:07 PM
licked butt

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:08 PM
I've never watched a reality show.
It's been at least 20 years since I've gone to a movie theatre.
I've never bought an album or CD.
I've never been to a concert.
I've only seen the first Star Wars.
I've never smoked pot, or done any other drug.

Don't drink don't smoke... what do ya do
Don't drink don't smoke... what do ya do....

That's an Adam Ant song btw. Sure you haven't heard it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:09 PM
Never had sex with anyone other than my wife.

That's actually pretty cool. But how do you know if she's any good?

milkman
11-13-2008, 10:09 PM
Never had sex with anyone other than my wife.

Okay, I have done that.

I was pretty active in my single days.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-13-2008, 10:09 PM
I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie, or an episode of Macgyver.

milkman
11-13-2008, 10:10 PM
Don't drink don't smoke... what do ya do
Don't drink don't smoke... what do ya do....

That's an Adam Ant song btw. Sure you haven't heard it.

Hey, at least I've heard of Adam Ant.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:10 PM
licked butt

A chick named Robin asked me to do that a long time ago. She was really cute and petite and I actually liked it.... I think because she did so much. It's part of my normal repitoire now.

TMI probably.

Baconeater
11-13-2008, 10:11 PM
You two should get together to talk about the "good old days", and then yell at those damned kids to get out of the damned yard, dammit.

Well, unlike Milkman, I actually leave the house on occasion.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:11 PM
Hey, at least I've heard of Adam Ant.

And you call yourself sheltered.

L.A. Chieffan
11-13-2008, 10:11 PM
I have never seen an episode of survivor, dancing with the stars, or american idol, i hear enough about them and the bullshit that goes with them to know what is going on with it. I got a taylor hicks question correct tonight in trivia. I tried to kick my own ass.

i'm the same way, except i don't know who the fuck taylor hicks is. i win.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:12 PM
I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie, or an episode of Macgyver.

The original Indy was pretty good. Other than that you aren't missing much.

milkman
11-13-2008, 10:12 PM
Well, unlike Milkman, I actually leave the house on occasion.

I leave the house!

I can't keep the kids out of my yard if I stay in the house!

L.A. Chieffan
11-13-2008, 10:12 PM
I've pretty much haven't seen any non-animated sitcom/reality/game/talent/etcetc..show in the past 10 years. Unless its on HBO.

milkman
11-13-2008, 10:13 PM
i'm the same way, except i don't know who the **** taylor hicks is. i win.

I don't know who that is either.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:13 PM
i'm the same way, except i don't know who the **** taylor hicks is. i win.

My only question for ya nowwww.... is do I make ya proooouuuud.......

Be proud that you don't know him.

SLAG
11-13-2008, 10:14 PM
I never have seen Titanic

Simply Red
11-13-2008, 10:14 PM
i'm the same way, except i don't know who the **** taylor hicks is. i win.

Just be a doll, L.A. Chieffan and bring me a mineral water.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:15 PM
I never have seen Titanic

commie

Baconeater
11-13-2008, 10:15 PM
I leave the house!

I can't keep the kids out of my yard if I stay in the house!

Sure you can, just chain up a couple of pitbulls in your front yard. Works like a charm. :thumb:

L.A. Chieffan
11-13-2008, 10:15 PM
Just be a doll, L.A. Chieffan and bring me a mineral water.

J & B straight AND a Corona if you want to keep your spleen SR

milkman
11-13-2008, 10:16 PM
commie

He's not a commie.

He's just never had a girlfriend.

milkman
11-13-2008, 10:16 PM
Sure you can, just chain up a couple of pitbulls in your front yard. Works like a charm. :thumb:

I hate dogs.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:17 PM
He's not a commie.

He's just never had a girlfriend.

Oh. I change the name I called him to Claythan then.

CHENZ A!
11-13-2008, 10:18 PM
I've never sent anyone a picture of my genitals via cellphone. It just seems like I should have done that by now.

SLAG
11-13-2008, 10:20 PM
Oh. I change the name I called him to Claythan then.

That was low

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:20 PM
I've never sent anyone a picture of my genitals via cellphone. It just seems like I should have done that by now.

I wish I hadn't. Make sure you send it to the right person.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:20 PM
That was low

I'm a bastard

milkman
11-13-2008, 10:21 PM
I wish I hadn't. Make sure you send it to the right person.

Claythan.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:21 PM
Claythan.

ROFL

:shake:

Mr. Flopnuts
11-13-2008, 10:22 PM
I've also never seen Jurassic Park.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:23 PM
I've also never seen Jurassic Park.

Wow. That almost trumps my Star Wars.

Demonpenz
11-13-2008, 10:23 PM
dudes party time...sunbursts!

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:28 PM
dudes party time...sunbursts!

Not understanding 98% of what you say is part of the beauty of this place. I'm glad some things didn't change while I was on holiday.

btw... it's just a small town girl... livin in a lonely world...

Simply Red
11-13-2008, 10:29 PM
Not understanding 98% of what you say is part of the beauty of this place. I'm glad some things didn't change while I was on holiday.

btw... it just a small town girl... livin in a lonely world...

I love you.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:30 PM
I love you.

That you sweety

Red Beans
11-13-2008, 10:32 PM
I've never had a threesome. Although not for lack of suggesting it...

Demonpenz
11-13-2008, 10:33 PM
I've never had a threesome. Although not for lack of suggesting it...

the other two guys not up for it?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-13-2008, 10:34 PM
the other two guys not up for it?

Damn you... beat me to it. At least I understood that post.

Spicy McHaggis
11-13-2008, 10:34 PM
i'm the same way, except i don't know who the **** taylor hicks is. i win.

In the same vein, I was recently informed that Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person. The group I was with acted like everyone should know this and it is a vital fact of life.

I've decided to no longer be associated with them.

Reerun_KC
11-13-2008, 10:36 PM
the other two guys not up for it?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Demonpenz
11-13-2008, 10:38 PM
In the same vein, I was recently informed that Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person. The group I was with acted like everyone should know this and it is a vital fact of life.

I've decided to no longer be associated with them.

seriously? I ususally imagine both of them sucking on one of balls at the same time

Spicy McHaggis
11-13-2008, 10:40 PM
seriously? I ususally imagine both of them sucking on one of balls at the same time

Is Billy Ray there?

Ari Chi3fs
11-13-2008, 10:41 PM
I've never watched a reality show.
It's been at least 20 years since I've gone to a movie theatre.
I've never bought an album or CD.
I've never been to a concert.
I've only seen the first Star Wars.
I've never smoked pot, or done any other drug.


Your life sucks! FTW!!

Demonpenz
11-13-2008, 10:42 PM
Is Billy Ray there?

achy breaky big mistaky

Buck
11-13-2008, 10:50 PM
Never had sex with anyone other than my wife.

MUST....HOLD....MYSELF....BACK....

CANT...DO...IT...

IVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOUR WIFE EITHER

Damnit.

chasedude
11-13-2008, 11:05 PM
never eaten sushi, and don't ever plan too

boogblaster
11-13-2008, 11:05 PM
Never- Flown commercially.. Skydived .. Bungie-jumped .. Swam in ocean .. Fished for Marlin .. Raped an Ape .. Basket-weaved underwater .. Had sex while asleep .. Seen a piss-ant eat a bale of hay .. Helped a farm-animal thru the fence .. Watched a single episode of todays sitcoms .. Voted in a presidential election .. Shot more than once at a animal I've taken for food ... My list might never end guess I'l stop .. I'm boring ...

DaneMcCloud
11-13-2008, 11:19 PM
I haven't had sex with Endelt because I'm not gay and I have had sex with Katipan because she had sex with Endelt.

Rain Man
11-13-2008, 11:20 PM
Fun thread.

I have never...


...been drunk.
...used any type of drug.
...used tobacco.
...done it with a blonde, redhead, or woman of a different race.
...purchased a new car.
...been to San Francisco (other than the airport).
...visited a water park.

chief52
11-13-2008, 11:21 PM
Never- Flown commercially.. Skydived .. Bungie-jumped .. Swam in ocean .. Fished for Marlin .. Raped an Ape .. Basket-weaved underwater .. Had sex while asleep .. Seen a piss-ant eat a bale of hay .. Helped a farm-animal thru the fence .. Watched a single episode of todays sitcoms .. Voted in a presidential election .. Shot more than once at a animal I've taken for food ... My list might never end guess I'l stop .. I'm boring ...

How did "swam in the ocean" slip into this list? I imagine you are not near it, but it does not seem to fit in with the rest of your stuff :)

The first time you decide to swim in the ocean...go San Diego way.

Only saw the first Star Wars.

Never watched Survivor and all the other "reality" TV shows

Have not been to a movie theater in 15 years

Never passed up a glass of cab...

Rain Man
11-13-2008, 11:27 PM
Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to win this.

I have never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer.


I've also never drunk an entire cup of coffee, but the beer one is probably more unusual.

Reerun_KC
11-13-2008, 11:28 PM
I have never masturbated with a CheeseGrader.....

DaneMcCloud
11-13-2008, 11:29 PM
Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to win this.

I have never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer.


I've also never drunk an entire cup of coffee, but the beer one is probably more unusual.

I've never had coffee and I'm allergic to beer (gluten).

DaneMcCloud
11-13-2008, 11:29 PM
I have never masturbated with a CheeseGrader.....

That's not our problem

Reerun_KC
11-13-2008, 11:30 PM
Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to win this.

I have never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer.


I've also never drunk an entire cup of coffee, but the beer one is probably more unusual.

Coffee is freaking nasty!

Rain Man
11-13-2008, 11:30 PM
I've never had coffee and I'm allergic to beer (gluten).

Are you a mormon? Because it doesn't count if you're a mormon.

Reerun_KC
11-13-2008, 11:31 PM
That's not our problem

So it is worth it?

Reerun_KC
11-13-2008, 11:31 PM
I have never applied sandpaper to a bobcats ass in a phone booth either...

Sounds slightly amusing, but the end result would be pretty painful...

chiefs1111
11-13-2008, 11:34 PM
achy breaky big mistaky

ROFL

DaneMcCloud
11-13-2008, 11:59 PM
Are you a mormon? Because it doesn't count if you're a mormon.

Nope.

Even though when I lived in Independence, Mo, they tried.

JuicesFlowing
11-14-2008, 12:34 AM
I've never watched a single episode of The Sopranos.

Thig Lyfe
11-14-2008, 01:17 AM
I've never pooped.

BigMeatballDave
11-14-2008, 01:27 AM
Lord of the Rings. The previews look like it would completely suck. I'm not wasting my time on that garbage.

KCChiefsMan
11-14-2008, 02:05 AM
I've never been out of the country
I've never gone hunting

I guess I don't assume everyone has, but I'm sure a lot have
I can't think of anything else atm

Miles
11-14-2008, 02:20 AM
I've never had coffee and I'm allergic to beer (gluten).

I have tried a few samples of gluten free beer at beer festivals and recall them being fairly decent. Would never have known if they were not pushing them as such.

Miles
11-14-2008, 02:23 AM
never eaten sushi, and don't ever plan too

That was one of the few I could think of but I imagine I would at least give it a shot if I were closer to the pacific.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-14-2008, 02:25 AM
I've never had coffee and I'm allergic to beer (gluten).

Coeliac Disease?

POND_OF_RED
11-14-2008, 02:30 AM
I for instance have never watched any of the Star Wars movies. That always blows people away if it comes up and is usually good for a head shake or two. Thing is... I just don't care. I'm not a fan of the genre so I don't bother.


I have also not seen any of the Star Wars or any of the LOTR's.

ClevelandBronco
11-14-2008, 02:57 AM
I've never figured out how to write in cursive. My father was an architect and I've written (in architectural style) in all caps since the second grade. It drove my teachers freaking nuts.

The following isn't really germane to the discussion at hand, but I developed my own shorthand system over the years, based on uppercase forms. Otherwise I couldn't have kept up with what was being said.

My finest moment with that system was when an English prof dared me to read back what I'd written over the past quarter. She couldn't make heads nor tails of it, but I repeated the high points of what she had covered without hesitation.

Screw learning one way. Learn your own way.

KCChiefsMan
11-14-2008, 03:19 AM
I've never figured out how to write in cursive. My father was an architect and I've written (in architectural style) in all caps since the second grade. It drove my teachers freaking nuts.

The following isn't really germane to the discussion at hand, but I developed my own shorthand system over the years, based on uppercase forms. Otherwise I couldn't have kept up with what was being said.

My finest moment with that system was when an English prof dared me to read back what I'd written over the past quarter. She couldn't make heads nor tails of it, but I repeated the high points of what she had covered without hesitation.

Screw learning one way. Learn your own way.


My 3rd grade teacher, who was a raging kunt btw, called my parents in and went off because I wasn't closing my e's and had a problem with one other letter in cursive. It seems like that was the entire 3rd grade, learning proper cursive and I've never used it since

Miles
11-14-2008, 03:27 AM
My 3rd grade teacher, who was a raging kunt btw, called my parents in and went off because I wasn't closing my e's and had a problem with one other letter in cursive. It seems like that was the entire 3rd grade, learning proper cursive and I've never used it since

I learned it at some point but abandoned cursive shortly after learning it. Nice thing is script writing like that couldn't be more useless these days. I would be interested if that useless shit is still pushed in elementary school.

Ultra Peanut
11-14-2008, 03:44 AM
Lord of the Rings. The previews look like it would completely suck. I'm not wasting my time on that garbage.All you need to know:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V3CgeJED9SU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V3CgeJED9SU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

See also:

http://freezeem.ytmnd.com/

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 05:41 AM
82824

Two chicks at the same time man.

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 05:49 AM
I've never figured out how to write in cursive. My father was an architect and I've written (in architectural style) in all caps since the second grade. It drove my teachers freaking nuts.


HAHAHA ME TOO!!! My teachers wanted to kill me! I still do it to this day.

My dad did the same thing, but his teachers use to smack his hand for the way he wrote and for being left handed.

TommyHawk69
11-14-2008, 05:56 AM
I never had an Asian.

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 06:06 AM
I never had an Asian.

They are amazing.

TommyHawk69
11-14-2008, 06:10 AM
They are amazing.

See I wouldn't know. And the shitty part about it is I eat chinese once a week.

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 06:14 AM
See I wouldn't know. And the shitty part about it is I eat chinese once a week.

Well you made it to 3rd base then. :D

Ba dum...dum tshheeee

Skip Towne
11-14-2008, 06:22 AM
Sure you can, just chain up a couple of pitbulls in your front yard. Works like a charm. :thumb:

Chain them up? Then how can they eat neighbor kids?

Skip Towne
11-14-2008, 06:43 AM
No Star Wars for me either.

Baconeater
11-14-2008, 06:48 AM
Reading thru this thread reminded me of a few more things:

I've never owned a car that was less than 5 years old
I've never been to Las Vegas (other than the airport)
The farthest east I've ever traveled was Peoria, Ill.

TommyHawk69
11-14-2008, 06:51 AM
Reading thru this thread reminded me of a few more things:

I've never owned a car that was less than 5 years old
I've never been to Las Vegas (other than the airport)
The farthest east I've ever traveled was Peoria, Ill.

Not missing much on the out east thing. (OVER POPULATED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT)

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 06:54 AM
Not missing much on the out east thing. (OVER POPULATED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT)

Agreed. VERY MUCH agreed.

Furthest west I have been is to Las Vegas, I really want to see the west coast.

ziggysocki
11-14-2008, 07:16 AM
I never watched "The Office". I know it's fairly new, but I get left out of lots of conversations because of it.

StcChief
11-14-2008, 07:22 AM
Never been to Las Vegas other than Airport lay over. 5 bucks in slots, bought silver / turquoise jewelry there.

Never been to NYC or Philly. (no real desire either).

Never been to Mexican rivera Cancun, Cosmal, Puetra Vierta....

ChiefJustice
11-14-2008, 07:25 AM
No Star Wars for me either.

Skip never bought into the idea of "Talkies".

Bully for him!

Sully
11-14-2008, 07:27 AM
I've never posted in this thread.

....errrr

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 07:31 AM
Philly. (no real desire either).

...trust me...you aren't missing much.

ChiefJustice
11-14-2008, 07:31 AM
I've never watched a single NASCAR race.

And,I don't think my life has suffered from not having done so.

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 07:32 AM
I never watched "The Office". I know it's fairly new, but I get left out of lots of conversations because of it.

You know, everyone around me loves that show, and I have never seen it. Guess its just not my humor really.

Also Curb Your Enthusiasm (fans of the show converge in 3...2...1...)

StcChief
11-14-2008, 07:33 AM
I've never watched a single NASCAR race.

And,I don't think my my life has suffered from not having done so.
ROFL yeah me too. Something about series of Left turns.

Formula one, that's a different story.

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 07:38 AM
ROFL yeah me too. Something about series of Left turns.

Formula one, that's a different story.

Fromula 1 yes, Motocross yes, NASCAR...just have never seen the draw either. 3 hours of circles and hoping for a wreck.

ChiTown
11-14-2008, 07:46 AM
I've never worn a woman's dress. It's true.

Iowanian
11-14-2008, 07:46 AM
I've never watched an entire James Bond Movie.
I've never been high.(have been around drugs, and seen 5 gallon buckets full of weed but never wanted to do it)
I've never required the services of a hooker.
I've never had any form of VD.
I've never bounced a check.

Fairplay
11-14-2008, 07:47 AM
Never been a member of the mile high club.

Baconeater
11-14-2008, 07:47 AM
ROFL yeah me too. Something about series of Left turns.

Formula one, that's a different story.

Yeah, watching one car pass by every 10 seconds is fucking riveting.

morphius
11-14-2008, 07:49 AM
Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to win this.

I have never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer.


I've also never drunk an entire cup of coffee, but the beer one is probably more unusual.
I can say the same...

Never been drunk either, nor high, and my only use of tobacco was a single puff my parents let me do when I was 8. I had a sip of coffee last year for the first time in a couple decades, and ended up with my tongue under the faucet trying to get the taste to go away.

But I have been with a blond, brunette , and redhead. But only cause the color of my wifes hair keeps changing, and naturally which is sort of freaky.

ChiTown
11-14-2008, 07:50 AM
I've never had sex with a Red-Headed Mexican. Weird, I know................

Iowanian
11-14-2008, 07:53 AM
I've never had sex with a Red-Headed Mexican. Weird, I know................


You're holding out hope for the day you sit next to Diego O'Malley on a trans-Atlantic flight.....

TommyHawk69
11-14-2008, 07:55 AM
Never been a member of the mile high club.

Is that going to a broncos game?:eek:

ChiTown
11-14-2008, 08:00 AM
You're holding out hope for the day you sit next to Diego O'Malley on a trans-Atlantic flight.....

:evil:

The one that got away....................

cookster50
11-14-2008, 08:10 AM
Pamela Anderson

ChiefJustice
11-14-2008, 08:15 AM
Pamela Anderson

Slacker

MOhillbilly
11-14-2008, 08:15 AM
i never shot nobody that didnt carry a gun.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 08:49 AM
I've never pooped.

Winner!

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 08:51 AM
I have also not seen any of the Star Wars or any of the LOTR's.

Sweet I'm not the only freak out there. Haven't done done LOTR's either now that you mention it.

DaFace
11-14-2008, 08:52 AM
I've never been skiing, which is pretty rare around here. I hope to remedy that this winter.

alanm
11-14-2008, 09:05 AM
In the same vein, I was recently informed that Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are the same person. The group I was with acted like everyone should know this and it is a vital fact of life.

I've decided to no longer be associated with them.
Smart man. :thumb:

ChiTown
11-14-2008, 09:21 AM
I've never farted..................into a microphone to the tune of Volare.

patteeu
11-14-2008, 09:23 AM
I've never been able to understand the appeal of Tool.

I've never played a game on Playstation3 or any version of Xbox.

I've never seen the movie "ET". (This used to be a pretty impressive "never" but the movie is so old now that there are probably a lot of younger people who haven't seen it.)

I've never even considered calling for Carl Peterson to resign or be fired.

Iowanian
11-14-2008, 09:28 AM
I've never cheated on my wife. That seems to be all the rage.

ChiTown
11-14-2008, 09:36 AM
I've never cheated on my wife. That seems to be all the rage.

I've never cheated on your wife, either.

Goapics1
11-14-2008, 09:41 AM
Never started an "I'm Leaving Forever" thread.

Skip Towne
11-14-2008, 09:46 AM
I've never figured out how to write in cursive. My father was an architect and I've written (in architectural style) in all caps since the second grade. It drove my teachers freaking nuts.

The following isn't really germane to the discussion at hand, but I developed my own shorthand system over the years, based on uppercase forms. Otherwise I couldn't have kept up with what was being said.

My finest moment with that system was when an English prof dared me to read back what I'd written over the past quarter. She couldn't make heads nor tails of it, but I repeated the high points of what she had covered without hesitation.

Screw learning one way. Learn your own way.

Do you sign your name with an "X"?

58-4ever
11-14-2008, 09:50 AM
I've never been able to understand the appeal of Tool.

I've never played a game on Playstation3 or any version of Xbox.

I've never seen the movie "ET". (This used to be a pretty impressive "never" but the movie is so old now that there are probably a lot of younger people who haven't seen it.)

I've never even considered calling for Carl Peterson to resign or be fired.

Lies.. all lies. And if not, shame on you!

Skip Towne
11-14-2008, 09:53 AM
I've never cheated on my wife. That seems to be all the rage.

Don't feel bad. GoChiefs can't get any pussy either.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 09:56 AM
No Star Wars for me either.

Rock on. We should start the anti Star Wars fan club.

TommyHawk69
11-14-2008, 10:04 AM
I never talked about star wars period. Especially not about an anti-star wars fan club. That would mean that I felt left out of the whole star wars hype.

Pitt Gorilla
11-14-2008, 10:08 AM
I haven't gone to a movie theater for over 15 years, and I don't watch anything on ABC, NBC, CBS or FOX other than sports. I also don't read books and I don't listen to music radio.Wow. That's, uh, wow.

MagicHef
11-14-2008, 10:30 AM
I've never smoked anything without the use of a bocal.

Chief_in_Commander
11-14-2008, 10:34 AM
I have never ridden a bike.....motorcycle, bicycle anything. I have not watched any of the Star Wars moves.....I have never been west of Kansas......I"ve never done an illegal drug.....Pretty much sums up the interesting ones

Saulbadguy
11-14-2008, 10:41 AM
Never graduated high school.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 10:48 AM
Never graduated high school.

Liar

Saulbadguy
11-14-2008, 10:49 AM
Liar
Nope, never graduated. Did get my GED though.

ClevelandBronco
11-14-2008, 10:49 AM
...I've never been to Las Vegas (other than the airport)...

There's another one. I've been to Vegas four times on my way to California destinations. I've stayed overnight, but I'll never spend a dollar gambling in Vegas. Never.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 10:50 AM
Nope, never graduated. Did get my GED though.

Oh. Well in that case..... I have nothing to add. Congratulations.

Micjones
11-14-2008, 11:02 AM
I've never smoked weed.

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 11:05 AM
I've never....

neg repped anyone

been to a main circuit NASCAR race nor have watched a full race(even though the mrs is a fanatic).

drawn unemployment

masturbated with my left hand

blueballs
11-14-2008, 11:05 AM
done it in the butt

sd4chiefs
11-14-2008, 11:07 AM
I have never smoked a cigarette.

Buck
11-14-2008, 11:07 AM
I've never done a girl in the butt

I've never finished on a girls face

suds79
11-14-2008, 11:08 AM
I've never tailgated.

I don't know how it works but for it to have heppened I'd need all the following to happen and it's just to get it to work.

1 - Would need at least 3 or 4 other friends who are a fan of the same team I am.
2 - We'd all have to have tickets
3 - Somebody would have to have a truck to haul along the grill
4 - And they'd all have to be freed up to get to the game hours before it happens to enjoy.

Honestly part of me wonders how people put it all together. :shrug:

Buck
11-14-2008, 11:08 AM
done it in the butt

Damn, you just beat me...

Amnorix
11-14-2008, 11:22 AM
Fun thread.

I have never...


...been drunk.
...used any type of drug.
...used tobacco.
...done it with a blonde, redhead, or woman of a different race.
...purchased a new car.
...been to San Francisco (other than the airport).
...visited a water park.

Oh, wait a minute. I'm going to win this.

I have never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer.


I've also never drunk an entire cup of coffee, but the beer one is probably more unusual.

This is vaguely disturbing, actually.

You don't win, because it's at best a tie. I've never drunk an entire can or bottle of beer either. I admit I have drunk coffee, however. Daily in fact.

I can match you on never been drunk, used any drug, or done it with a blonde or redhead.

I have however purchased a new car and been to a waterpark. But I haven't been to Madagascar, or ever had my bicycle stolen...

I have never skydived, bungee cording or deep sea anything. I've never eaten Lobster (and I"m from freaking Boston).

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 11:58 AM
I've never done a girl in the butt

I've never finished on a girls face

weirdo

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 11:59 AM
masturbated with my left hand

I've never done it with my right.

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 12:04 PM
Never gotten my Red Wings

sedated
11-14-2008, 12:08 PM
never breathed through my left eyelid

Buck
11-14-2008, 12:10 PM
I've never sat on my hand for a half hour to get it numb, and then masturbated while my hand was numb so it felt like someone else was doing it....okay, I have.

ziggysocki
11-14-2008, 12:12 PM
I have never had sex with a raccoon while eating a rainbow sno cone and listening to the Gettysburg Address as read by James Earl Jones.

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 12:12 PM
I've never sat on my hand for a half hour to get it numb, and then masturbated while my hand was numb so it felt like someone else was doing it....okay, I have.

Ah yes...the stranger.

ziggysocki
11-14-2008, 12:13 PM
Ah yes...the stranger.

hahahah the stranger! Priceless.

Buck
11-14-2008, 12:14 PM
Ah yes...the stranger.

If I remember correctly, it wasn't really worth it...

RJ
11-14-2008, 12:21 PM
I've never been to a Chiefs game.

I've never drank a Yoo-HooŽ.

I've never seen Survivor or any other Survivor-like shows.

I've never watched a reality show.

I've never seen American Idol or Dancing with whatever.

I've never seen a TV show that starts with the letters CSI.

I've never had sex with a woman who was over the age of 35.....noteworthy only because I'll be 50 in two months. Every time I have sex with my wife it's a new record for oldest ever.

I've never been to a Disney theme park.

I've never caught a fish.

Buck
11-14-2008, 12:24 PM
I've never been to a Chiefs game.

I've never drank a Yoo-HooŽ.

I've never seen Survivor or any other Survivor-like shows.

I've never watched a reality show.

I've never seen American Idol or Dancing with whatever.

I've never seen a TV show that starts with the letters CSI.

I've never had sex with a woman who was over the age of 35.....noteworthy only because I'll be 50 in two months. Every time I have sex with my wife it's a new record for oldest ever.

I've never been to a Disney theme park.

I've never caught a fish.

How old is your Wife?

I've never had sex w/ anyone under 19 or over 29.

DaneMcCloud
11-14-2008, 12:24 PM
Never smoked.

Never tried drugs of any kind.

Never shot a gun.

Never held a gun.

As mentioned earlier, never tasted coffee.

I've never grown facial hair.

Never cheated or even thought about cheating on my wife or anyone I
called a girlfriend.

Never had sex with three girls at once.

Never participated in homemade porn.

Never paid for a lap dance.

I've never been to Australia, Africa, Asia and South America (though I intend to visit all of them).

Never played X Box.

ziggysocki
11-14-2008, 12:25 PM
Never smoked.

Never tried drugs of any kind.

Never shot a gun.

Never held a gun.

As mentioned earlier, never tasted coffee.

I've never grown facial hair.

Never cheated or even thought about cheating on my wife or anyone I
called a girlfriend.

Never had sex with three girls at once.

Never participated in homemade porn.

Never paid for a lap dance.

I've never been to Australia, Africa, Asia and South America (though I intend to visit all of them).

Never played X Box.

So you have had two at once? Or was it 4? Nicely done.

El Jefe
11-14-2008, 12:31 PM
I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie, or an episode of Macgyver.

That's Un-American.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-14-2008, 12:36 PM
I've never sat on my hand for a half hour to get it numb, and then masturbated while my hand was numb so it felt like someone else was doing it....okay, I have.

The Stranger, FTW!!

Katipan
11-14-2008, 12:38 PM
Never smoked.

Never tried drugs of any kind.

Never shot a gun.

Never held a gun.

As mentioned earlier, never tasted coffee.

I've never grown facial hair.

Never cheated or even thought about cheating on my wife or anyone I
called a girlfriend.

Never had sex with three girls at once.

Never participated in homemade porn.

Never paid for a lap dance.

I've never been to Australia, Africa, Asia and South America (though I intend to visit all of them).

Never played X Box.


Good lord, I've done all that. Except the traveling and I guess the technicality that I can't really have sex with 3 girls. Technically.

DaneMcCloud
11-14-2008, 12:58 PM
Good lord, I've done all that. Except the traveling and I guess the technicality that I can't really have sex with 3 girls. Technically.

I bet you're even hotter with facial hair

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 01:02 PM
Good lord, I've done all that.

and then some :evil:

ChiTown
11-14-2008, 01:06 PM
I've never been to a Chiefs game.

I've never drank a Yoo-HooŽ.

I've never seen Survivor or any other Survivor-like shows.

I've never watched a reality show.

I've never seen American Idol or Dancing with whatever.

I've never seen a TV show that starts with the letters CSI.

I've never had sex with a woman who was over the age of 35.....noteworthy only because I'll be 50 in two months. Every time I have sex with my wife it's a new record for oldest ever.

I've never been to a Disney theme park.

I've never caught a fish.

I've never caught a Yoo-Hoo, but I have drank a fish

RJ
11-14-2008, 02:31 PM
How old is your Wife?

I've never had sex w/ anyone under 19 or over 29.



She's 35. She turns a day older every day, but I don't think she'll ever catch up to me.

Katipan
11-14-2008, 02:58 PM
I bet you're even hotter with facial hair

My very own flavor saver.

Baconeater
11-14-2008, 02:59 PM
Wow. That's, uh, wow.

I should elaborate that I do watch an occasional movie at home, I do watch TV shows on cable channels, I read things besides books and I do listen to music, I'd just rather listen to what I want to listen to as opposed to what some radio station plays to appeal to the idiot masses.

MOhillbilly
11-14-2008, 03:01 PM
never liked thundercats or voltron.

Katipan
11-14-2008, 03:04 PM
I've never tail-gated at Arrowhead. :(

luv
11-14-2008, 03:05 PM
I'm over 30, and I've never been married.

I've never shot a gun.

I've never had a broken bone.

MOhillbilly
11-14-2008, 03:07 PM
I've never tail-gated at Arrowhead. :(


WTF? FLOORED!!!!

DaneMcCloud
11-14-2008, 03:07 PM
I'm over 30, and I've never been married.

I've never shot a gun.

I've never had a broken bone.

Oh yeah, I've never broken a bone, either.

Micjones
11-14-2008, 03:08 PM
Oh yeah, I've never broken a bone, either.

That makes three of us.
No broken bones.

Micjones
11-14-2008, 03:08 PM
Never been married.

Katipan
11-14-2008, 03:11 PM
WTF? FLOORED!!!!

It's kind of funny. The first and only game I went to was the one that Priest broke the record against the Bears. You all were there. Even Brian was there... I think. But that was back in the day when you people still kind of scared me. Wish I had nutted up that day and visited.

Saulbadguy
11-14-2008, 03:31 PM
never liked thundercats or voltron.

fuck you.

cardken
11-14-2008, 03:43 PM
Never seen the Kansas City Chiefs win a Super Bowl.

cardken
11-14-2008, 03:46 PM
Never had sex with a person the same age or older, always 2-3 years younger.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 03:55 PM
I'd just rather listen to what I want to listen to as opposed to what some radio station plays to appeal to the idiot masses.

Ouch. Thanks.


:D

Buck
11-14-2008, 04:07 PM
Never had sex with a person the same age or older, always 2-3 years younger.

I've never had sex with a person younger than me.

Closest, when I was 18, I had a 19 year old.

Furthest, I'm 22 and had sex w/ a 29 year old.

I need to go stalk some high school or something.

RJ
11-14-2008, 04:15 PM
Never seen the Kansas City Chiefs win a Super Bowl.


I hear the world is going to end in 2012. You still get a few more chances.

MatriculatingHank
11-14-2008, 04:18 PM
Never seen the Kansas City Chiefs win a Super Bowl.

Thankfully I can say that I have. I just hope to see it happen again.

OnTheWarpath58
11-14-2008, 04:18 PM
I'm over 30, and I've never been married.

I've never shot a gun.

I've never had a broken bone.

Hope you don't have my luck.

One night my family was sitting around playing cards and having this same discussion, when I said, "I'm the only one in the family to have not broken a bone."

Next day, I absolutely destroyed my collarbone.

OnTheWarpath58
11-14-2008, 04:23 PM
Oh, and....

I've never seen any of the Star Wars movies, or Star Trek.

Never seen Titanic.

Never used any drugs but weed, and that was only once.

I don't drink coffee.

I don't like cheese on anything but pizza.

Never had sex with a woman who had less than a C-Cup on top. (Not prejudiced to smaller-chested women, it just never happened)

Bearcat
11-14-2008, 04:25 PM
Slayer might have everyone beat... he'll be old enough to legally drink alcohol in a month and a half, but hasn't ever had a driver's license.


I've never watched Star Wars. I've never smoked anything. I've never been at one company for more than 2 years... I get bored easily and have a hard time finis

el borracho
11-14-2008, 04:28 PM
Your mom.

Rain Man
11-14-2008, 04:29 PM
That makes three of us.
No broken bones.


I have no broken bones in the lower left quadrant of my body, but that's the best I can do.

Baconeater
11-14-2008, 04:57 PM
Ouch. Thanks.


:D
That's not a shot at the people playing the music as much as who is listening.

Your mom.
Damn, almost 200 posts before someone said it, everyone else who posted before you should be ashamed.

Baconeater
11-14-2008, 04:57 PM
Oh, and no broken bones for me either.

RJ
11-14-2008, 05:00 PM
Your mom.



Damn. We are collectively slipping.

RedNeckRaider
11-14-2008, 05:03 PM
Watched the first two Star Wars movies...might have been a 3rd but do not remember. Been a while you still in to Tim McGraw?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 09:59 PM
Been a while you still in to Tim McGraw?

You could say... no.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 10:01 PM
That's not a shot at the people playing the music as much as who is listening.


.

Quite all right anyway. I... and many of those in radio don't like the shit either.

Saulbadguy
11-14-2008, 10:14 PM
but hasn't ever had a driver's license.




How do you pull that off if you are of healthy physical/mental capacity?

cdcox
11-14-2008, 10:57 PM
Referred to Thigpen as "Thiggy".

DaneMcCloud
11-14-2008, 11:03 PM
Referred to Thigpen as "Thiggy".

That makes two of us.

And I never will.

It sounds ghey.

NTTAWWT.

DaneMcCloud
11-14-2008, 11:04 PM
How do you pull that off if you are of healthy physical/mental capacity?

He may live in a metropolis like Boston or Manhattan?

:shrug:

milkman
11-15-2008, 04:19 AM
That's not our problem

Yes it is.

He can still procreate.

patteeu
11-15-2008, 07:04 AM
How do you pull that off if you are of healthy physical/mental capacity?

A friend of mine is now in his 40s and has never had his license. He walks or rides the bus wherever he needs to go in Austin, TX. He almost never leaves the city. I think all the walking has kept him healthy despite living a somewhat unhealthy lifestyle.

RJ
11-15-2008, 07:47 AM
That makes two of us.

And I never will.

It sounds ghey.

NTTAWWT.



Hey thailor, why do you think it thounds gay to thay thiggy?

Bearcat
11-15-2008, 10:55 AM
He may live in a metropolis like Boston or Manhattan?

:shrug:

Nope, he's always lived in KC and goes to college there.... and not someplace conveniently within walking distance of a lot of stuff like UMKC. It's pretty mind boggling to me, but after hitting that house.... (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=62565) :)