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Rain Man
11-14-2008, 06:06 PM
In a blatant, blatant ripoff of Beer Me's interesting thread with the converse (or is it inverse?) title, what are things that you have done that very few others have done. For the purposes of this discussion, assume that an act is eligible if fewer than 1 percent of the American population has done the same thing. (And yes, more than 1 percent of the population has done it with your wife.)


I'll start. I have....


....ridden an elephant.
....ridden a camel (albeit shortly).
....seen a bear in the wild.
....scored in the top 1 percent on the PSAT, SAT, and ACT.
....gone to Madagascar.
....been on a magazine cover.
....married a coworker.
....held a top-secret clearance.

Buck
11-14-2008, 06:07 PM
Edit: Oops, that was LT, not me....

Lets see, I went out w/ one co-worker a while back, didn't learn my lesson, and dated another one.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-14-2008, 06:11 PM
Got 23 sacks in a Madden season with Eric Hicks.

And, FWIW, I guarantee more than 1% of people have married a co-worker.



Second FWIW: I can't wait until this turns into a dick-measuring thread.

RJ
11-14-2008, 06:13 PM
I have seen the Chiefs win a Super Bowl.

ChiTown
11-14-2008, 06:14 PM
Walked on the Great Wall of China

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 06:17 PM
flew a helicopter

won the SuperBowl with the Chiefs

el borracho
11-14-2008, 06:20 PM
Edit: Oops, that was LT, not me....

Lets see, I went out w/ one co-worker a while back, didn't learn my lesson, and dated another one.

LT dates his coworkers?

JuicesFlowing
11-14-2008, 06:21 PM
Drank Guinness in Dublin, Ireland.

RJ
11-14-2008, 06:21 PM
[QUOTE=Rain Man;5219288]

....been on a magazine cover.

QUOTE]




I'm going to guess either Teen Beat or Guns & Ammo.

Katipan
11-14-2008, 06:22 PM
Shot a human.
Died in a fire.
Served Denzel Washington soft serve yogurt at Baskin Robbins.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-14-2008, 06:26 PM
Shot a human.
Died in a fire.
Served Denzel Washington soft serve yogurt at Baskin Robbins.

Non-fat vanilla ain't got shit on me

Mr. Flopnuts
11-14-2008, 06:27 PM
My wife and I were co workers.

Micjones
11-14-2008, 06:28 PM
Hard to know what others may or may not have done.
I believe the experiences on my list aren't shared by many though.

I have:
...performed for a crowd of 1,000 people
...been present for the Presidential Inauguration
...won a National contest
...shot a professional music video
...been to more than half of the 50 states
...been on tour
...sold records overseas
...won a Pitch Music Award
...promoted/marketed a nationally touring musical for a major theatre group
...opened for a national recording artist
...taught an elective college course
...performed for a live television program in Kansas City
...played the VooDoo Lounge (twice)
...recorded an album (thrice)
...been featured on Lawrence Channel 6's "The Turnpike"
...been featured on KCUR's (local NPR) "KC Currents"
...had songs in rotation on FM Radio
...co-hosted a program for a community radio station
...taught a workshop for the Kauffman Foundation
...organized a daylong community festival

PhillyChiefFan
11-14-2008, 06:30 PM
Hard to know what others may or may not have done.
I believe the experiences on my list aren't shared by many though.

I have:
...performed for a crowd of 1,000 people
...been present for the Presidential Inauguration
...won a National contest
...shot a professional music video
...been to more than half of the 50 states
...been on tour
...sold records overseas
...won a Pitch Music Award
...promoted/marketed a nationally touring musical for a major theatre group
...opened for a national recording artist
...taught an elective college course

...Mr. PhillyChiefFan is feeling pretty sad about his life.

kstater
11-14-2008, 06:31 PM
Hit a hole-in-one.

I would think that less than 1% has hit one.

Buck
11-14-2008, 06:32 PM
I shook President Clinton's hand while he was Commander In Chief, in the White House no less.

Otter
11-14-2008, 06:32 PM
.....went skydiving where the primary chute didn't open
.....saved a girl from drowning
.....almost drown, apparently I wasn't breathing and turned blue
.....jerked off in a 747s bathroom at 30,000 feet
.....had a threesome in college (2 girls btw)
.....broke my leg trying to ride a mountain bike over a rope bridge
.....test rode a 100th anniversary addition Harley Davidson fresh of the production line

There's other stuff that's pretty unique but I can't think of them at the moment. The 747 incident was after seeing being in San Jose for 5 days of nothing but work and a total of about 4 hours sleep. Saw a ton of beautiful women at the airport and every time I tried to fall asleep on the plane 'ol Harry would go at full salute and I was wearing shorts.

I consider myself in the Mile High Club: Solo Class.

Micjones
11-14-2008, 06:34 PM
...Mr. PhillyChiefFan is feeling pretty sad about his life.

Well...
I've never been to Philadelphia.
:D

kstater
11-14-2008, 06:36 PM
I shook President Clinton's hand while he was Commander In Chief, in the White House no less.

Did he offer you a cigar?

Buck
11-14-2008, 06:45 PM
Did he offer you a cigar?

No, I was like 12.

Bwana
11-14-2008, 06:45 PM
....Obtained upper level blackbelts in two diferent styles of martial arts.
....Ran the entire slope of a ski run in a cardboard box.
....Watched a guy take his last breath after a motorcycle wreck, while trying to save him.
....Been within 15 feet of a Grizzly bear in the wild.
....Shot an elk at 750+ yards.
....Drove an ATV to places that would make a billygoat puke.

Bwana
11-14-2008, 06:49 PM
.....went skydiving where the primary chute didn't open
.....saved a girl from drowning
.....almost drown, apparently I wasn't breathing and turned blue
.....jerked off in a 747s bathroom at 30,000 feet
.....had a threesome in college (2 girls btw)
.....broke my leg trying to ride a mountain bike over a rope bridge
.....test rode a 100th anniversary addition Harley Davidson fresh of the production line

There's other stuff that's pretty unique but I can't think of them at the moment. The 747 incident was after seeing being in San Jose for 5 days of nothing but work and a total of about 4 hours sleep. Saw a ton of beautiful women at the airport and every time I tried to fall asleep on the plane 'ol Harry would go at full salute and I was wearing shorts.

I consider myself in the Mile High Club: Solo Class.

That right there is pure gold my friend. :whackit:LMAO

Rain Man
11-14-2008, 06:56 PM
....been on a magazine cover.






I'm going to guess either Teen Beat or Guns & Ammo.


Even better. American Jails Magazine. And no, it wasn't the "Win a Dream Date with Rain Man" issue.

Dartgod
11-14-2008, 07:13 PM
Performed the Heimlich maneuver on someone choking on piece of prime rib.

Boon
11-14-2008, 07:23 PM
I'm married to Morgan Fairchild.



Yeaaaah! That's the ticket.

Ebolapox
11-14-2008, 07:26 PM
this thread has all the makings of a good scanlon, thigpen, or bill brasky thread.

-I married a co-worker. and I'll do you one better: she was my boss' daughter.
-I won a high school NFL (national forensic league) debate tournament (lincoln-douglas style)
-acted in the speech/drama dep't spring production play (was lead male role jr and sr. years)
-won a table tennis tournament
-delivered a sermon (in front of my former church) when I was 14 years old.
-once owned a car that got 45 mph (not many can claim that nowadays--heh)
-saw the chiefs beat the broncos (live) on turkey day a few years ago (that's less than 1% of the US population methinks)
-my sister chased me (different times) with a hammer, knife, and baseball bat when I was younger (I was an asshole little brother)

I'm sure there's a lot of crap I can't think of.

Baconeater
11-14-2008, 07:27 PM
I've operated a steam locomotive.

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 07:30 PM
Married my boss

Jumped off a 40 ft cliff in Jamaica into the ocean

Been in eight threesomes or more(not trying to outdo otter but it is what it is)

Met Animal House director John Landis in downtown Las Vegas and had my pic taken with him

Built a sports bar in my home with 7 tv's and a football field made of carpet


there may be one more but I need to get another beer

patteeu
11-14-2008, 07:32 PM
Sat on my penis until it was numb and then masterbated so it would feel like I was... wait a minute... I think I messed up the story...

el borracho
11-14-2008, 07:34 PM
Hit a hole-in-one.

I would think that less than 1% has hit one.

Was it the hole with the windmill? That one always stymies me.

el borracho
11-14-2008, 07:36 PM
-my sister chased me (different times) with a hammer, knife, and baseball bat when I was younger (I was an asshole little brother)

She used to chase me, too, but I was the one with the weapon.

el borracho
11-14-2008, 07:37 PM
Sat on my penis until it was numb and then masterbated so it would feel like I was... wait a minute... I think I messed up the story...

You sat on a penis?

Skip Towne
11-14-2008, 07:40 PM
Was it the hole with the windmill? That one always stymies me.

No, the clown's mouth.

RJ
11-14-2008, 07:41 PM
-my sister chased me (different times) with a hammer, knife, and baseball bat when I was younger (I was an asshole little brother)




Asshole little brother is probably better than psychopathic big sister.

I assume she's either in prison or a mental institution, correct?

RJ
11-14-2008, 07:43 PM
Married my boss

Jumped off a 40 ft cliff in Jamaica into the ocean

Been in eight threesomes or more(not trying to outdo otter but it is what it is)

Met Animal House director John Landis in downtown Las Vegas and had my pic taken with him

Built a sports bar in my home with 7 tv's and a football field made of carpet


there may be one more but I need to get another beer



When counting threesomes, if you've had the same two women multiple times, is that one threesome or multiple threesomes? I've never been sure about the score keeping.

Ebolapox
11-14-2008, 07:44 PM
Asshole little brother is probably better than psychopathic big sister.

I assume she's either in prison or a mental institution, correct?

she has....issues. didn't help that I pushed buttons until they couldn't be pushed any more. she's bipolar. working nights at wal-mart. dropped out of college because she was infatuated with a prof. pretty sad, really.

Ebolapox
11-14-2008, 07:45 PM
She used to chase me, too, but I was the one with the weapon.

I was a quick little bastard.

RJ
11-14-2008, 07:47 PM
she has....issues. didn't help that I pushed buttons until they couldn't be pushed any more. she's bipolar. working nights at wal-mart. dropped out of college because she was infatuated with a prof. pretty sad, really.



Dang. That is sad. I was joking.....I thought.

DeezNutz
11-14-2008, 07:48 PM
I've been in 37 threesomes or more. Always all women. Sorry Nzoner. Tis what it tis.

DeezNutz
11-14-2008, 07:48 PM
Make that 38.

Marcellus
11-14-2008, 07:48 PM
I have seen the Chiefs win a Super Bowl.

Winner.

Ebolapox
11-14-2008, 07:51 PM
Dang. That is sad. I was joking.....I thought.

eh, it is what it is. she's one of the smarter people I know. just not intelligent, know what I mean? she can speak attic greek and ancient hebrew. can read and write in those dead languages as well as latin. but, she is what she chooses to be.

I'm a strong believer that a person can overcome anything they WANT to overcome. I don't have any respect for people who settle with what life gives them. we all have problems, we're all dealt shitty hands (unless you're a rich heir/heiress). those who have ANY success in life are those that don't give up. those that succeed are the ones who get knocked down nine times, and get up a tenth.

doesn't mean I don't love my sister and family. but, it's hard to have sympathy for anybody that doesn't have the desire/gumption to make something of themselves.

Sully
11-14-2008, 07:55 PM
Enjoyed the movie "Jersey Girl."

Ebolapox
11-14-2008, 07:55 PM
Enjoyed the movie "Jersey Girl."

ha. I watched it with my wife. I actually thought it was good.

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 08:06 PM
When counting threesomes, if you've had the same two women multiple times, is that one threesome or multiple threesomes? I've never been sure about the score keeping.

I don't know since it wasn't the same two women

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 08:08 PM
I've been in 37 threesomes or more. Always all women. Sorry Nzoner. Tis what it tis.

:hail:

Oh and what I meant by "or more" was 4 or 5 total people involved

RJ
11-14-2008, 08:12 PM
I don't know since it wasn't the same two women



Ok, but I'm trying to determine a universal score keeping method. Help me out here.

I'm thinking subsequent sex with the same two women should still score points but with diminishing value, some sort of fractional scoring.

DeezNutz
11-14-2008, 08:12 PM
:hail:

Oh and what I meant by "or more" was 4 or 5 total people involved

My bad. I've been in only 93 of those, but that was just last weekend.

I've gots a bike.

DeezNutz
11-14-2008, 08:15 PM
:hail:

Oh and what I meant by "or more" was 4 or 5 total people involved

You're an orgy guy, huh? Sometimes a man has to make a decision: is he, or is he not an orgy guy? I'm not an orgy guy. /Seinfeld/

My friends and I like to give one of our buddies a lot of grief. He's married and a swinger. His wife doesn't swing, of course, but he does.

Dark Horse
11-14-2008, 08:17 PM
I have seen the Chiefs win a Super Bowl.

I can top that. I have convinced myself that the Chiefs will win the Super Bowl again. In my lifetime no less.

Ebolapox
11-14-2008, 08:18 PM
I can top that. I have convinced myself that the Chiefs will win the Super Bowl again. In my lifetime no less.

ROFL

thread ovar.

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 08:19 PM
Ok, but I'm trying to determine a universal score keeping method. Help me out here.

I'm thinking subsequent sex with the same two women should still score points but with diminishing value, some sort of fractional scoring.

Who gives a shit about scoring as long as you're scoring :D

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 08:21 PM
You're an orgy guy, huh? Sometimes a man has to make a decision: is he, or is he not an orgy guy? I'm not an orgy guy. /Seinfeld/

My friends and I like to give one of our buddies a lot of grief. He's married and a swinger. His wife doesn't swing, of course, but he does.

Heh,I'm married now and those days are long gone but damn I coulda been an orgy guy with no problem. :)

Ebolapox
11-14-2008, 08:22 PM
Heh,I'm married now and those days are long gone but damn I coulda been an orgy guy with no problem. :)

your mom was an orgy gal

(/redrum)

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 08:28 PM
your mom was an orgy gal

(/redrum)

dad??

Donger
11-14-2008, 08:33 PM
Swam the English Channel when I was six. I hated the French from a very young age.

RJ
11-14-2008, 08:36 PM
Swam the English Channel when I was six. I hated the French from a very young age.


When people swim the English Channel, do they also have to swim back?

Dartgod
11-14-2008, 08:36 PM
I've achieved perfection twice in my life.

RJ
11-14-2008, 08:37 PM
Who gives a shit about scoring as long as you're scoring :D


Yeah, I guess you're right, but I'm kind of a stats geek.

Donger
11-14-2008, 08:37 PM
When people swim the English Channel, do they also have to swim back?

Not when you went to France in a hovercraft, no.

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 08:38 PM
Yeah, I guess you're right, but I'm kind of a stats geek.

SO how many licks does it take to get to rhe center of a tootsie pop?

Dartgod
11-14-2008, 08:39 PM
SO how many licks does it take to get to rhe center of a tootsie pop?
Is this more orgy talk?

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 08:40 PM
Is this more orgy talk?

I knew I could count on you :D

cdcox
11-14-2008, 08:44 PM
wrote software to predict which NFL teams would make the playoffs in two different computer languages

had my work published

provided expert testimony in court

drive a bright yellow pick-up truck with no a/c, no radio

brewed beer from whole grains

made a French brown sauce from scratch

RJ
11-14-2008, 08:48 PM
wrote software to predict which NFL teams would make the playoffs in two different computer languages

had my work published

provided expert testimony in court

drive a bright yellow pick-up truck with no a/c, no radio

brewed beer from whole grains

made a French brown sauce from scratch



They're all impressive, but the brown sauce?

Whoa.

:wayne:

Smed1065
11-14-2008, 08:59 PM
They're all impressive, but the brown sauce?

Whoa.

:wayne:

Is this another poop thread now?

MagicHef
11-14-2008, 09:06 PM
I got kicked out of a city, once.

SPATCH
11-14-2008, 09:08 PM
i walked away from an 80+ mph highway car accident, as a passenger with no seatbelt, absolutely un-fucking-touched.....

knocks on wood

Buehler445
11-14-2008, 09:37 PM
I got hit by a semi on the highway and didn't die.

J Diddy
11-14-2008, 09:38 PM
I got hit by a semi on the highway and didn't die.


ouch

that must've left a mark

el borracho
11-14-2008, 10:02 PM
brewed beer from whole grains

made a French brown sauce from scratch

Did the one follow the other?

Phobia
11-14-2008, 10:19 PM
I don't know since it wasn't the same two women

You're not counting the times with the men, are you?

luv
11-14-2008, 10:27 PM
Competed in roller skating.

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 10:29 PM
You're not counting the times with the men, are you?

:spock:

boogblaster
11-14-2008, 10:37 PM
Rode a grizzly-bear backwards about 30 yards before my friend shot him ....

stumppy
11-14-2008, 10:43 PM
Built and driven a stock car. Had my NASCAR license for the two years I raced.

RJ
11-14-2008, 10:44 PM
Rode a grizzly-bear backwards about 30 yards before my friend shot him ....


Was it you or the grizzly bear that was backwards?

morphius
11-14-2008, 10:48 PM
None of these are overly impressive, and some others her can one up me on some...

I bowled an 800+ series in 3 games, getting my name in the paper
I have been over 150mph on a motorcycle
High sided on a motorcycle and walked away
Served a tennis ball so hard that it went through the fence, and broke a string, and yes it was in
Married my high school sweetheart
Defeated 2 forms of birth control
I once scared 6 people in a room, one at a time, without saying a word or making a fast movement.

boogblaster
11-14-2008, 10:48 PM
ME.. was running downhill from the bastard when he hit me flipping me in the air and I lit backwards on him still sliding down the hill .. Finally jumped off and my buddy shot him with a 308 about 5 or 6 times in the head and neck area ...

Ebolapox
11-14-2008, 10:49 PM
:spock:

you know how I know you're gay? you wear one of those rainbow wristbands and listen to 'the cure'

sportsman1
11-14-2008, 10:52 PM
I bought Memphis Grizzlies season tickets. Lmao thats something hardly anyone has done.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 10:54 PM
-Interviewed Tommy Lee, Trace Adkins, Terri Clark, Bucky Covington and numerous country artists you've probably never heard of. Most of you anyway.

-Introduced Motley Crue at a concert

-Emcee'd a drag queen contest while in drag myself for part of it at least

-Dated two different women named Karen on the same day

-Had a phone conversation with Kerry Livgren of Kansas (the band)

-Won a music directing award from a national radio trade publication

-said shit on the air

-cut the cord when my daughter was born (many have probably done that)

-sat in the front row at a Chiefs game (Thanks JazzzLovr)

-sat behind Nick Lowry and Deron Cherry at a Royals game... got thier autographs

-seen Yackov Schmirnoff (sp?) in a grocery store in Branson

-Got mugged on Bourban Street in New Orleans... well almost mugged anyway.

-Driven approximately 80 miles with my wife while both of us were naked

I'll probably think of more
-

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 11:00 PM
you know how I know you're gay? you wear one of those rainbow wristbands and listen to 'the cure'

Damn dude did you hit another jackpot

RJ
11-14-2008, 11:01 PM
-Driven approximately 80 miles with my wife while both of us were naked

-



How fast were you driving?

Ebolapox
11-14-2008, 11:02 PM
Damn dude did you hit another jackpot

eh, just consistent/patient play.

hit like ten flushes, 2 straights (seem much harder to hit than flushes), and 2 four of a kinds today. came THIS close )( to hitting another straight flush.

Nzoner
11-14-2008, 11:03 PM
eh, just consistent/patient play.

hit like ten flushes, 2 straights (seem much harder to hit than flushes), and 2 four of a kinds today. came THIS close )( to hitting another straight flush.

I hit that royal flush on a $1000 bet and was like holy shit!!!

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-14-2008, 11:06 PM
How fast were you driving?

Speed limit was 65 and we didn't risk speeding... and it was at night.

Ebolapox
11-14-2008, 11:10 PM
I hit that royal flush on a $1000 bet and was like holy shit!!!

sweet! that's how I was with my straight flush. I was almost positive that it was nearly impossible that I pretty much shit a brick. it was painful, but awesome, brah

Phobia
11-14-2008, 11:32 PM
None of these are overly impressive, and some others her can one up me on some...

I bowled an 800+ series in 3 games, getting my name in the paper


I get my name in the paper an I bowl around 350+ in 3 games.

RJ
11-14-2008, 11:33 PM
Speed limit was 65 and we didn't risk speeding... and it was at night.


So that's about an hour and 15 minutes.

Quite some time for nekkid driving.

If you'd been driving, say, 300 mph it wouldn't have been nearly as impressive.

I applaud you.

Phobia
11-14-2008, 11:39 PM
-Driven approximately 80 miles with my wife while both of us were naked

-
Pffft. Who hasn't done that with her?

Simply Red
11-14-2008, 11:43 PM
I have seen the Chiefs win a Super Bowl.

:eek:

HemiEd
11-14-2008, 11:45 PM
I win.

I played Willie Mosconi, in an exhibition, after the completion of the 7th Naval district pool tournament. I think it was 71, we just got married and didn't have a camera with us. I placed second, and they picked me from the audience, because I had a black eye.
I ran 24 balls on him though and it ticked him off. He was my hero at the time, but the crowd was rooting for the 21 year old sailor, with a black eye.


This is a no shit story.

morphius
11-14-2008, 11:51 PM
I get my name in the paper an I bowl around 350+ in 3 games.
Only cause you paid for an ad, cheating bastages.

luv
11-15-2008, 12:05 AM
I win.

I played Willie Mosconi, in an exhibition, after the completion of the 7th Naval district pool tournament. I think it was 71, we just got married and didn't have a camera with us. I placed second, and they picked me from the audience, because I had a black eye.
I ran 24 balls on him though and it ticked him off. He was my hero at the time, but the crowd was rooting for the 21 year old sailor, with a black eye.


This is a no shit story.

Gotta have pictures for proof. :p

HemiEd
11-15-2008, 12:08 AM
Gotta have pictures for proof. :p

It is only a memory that my wife and I have, it would be cool to have some.

I had the black eye from ice skating the day before, so pictures weren't at the forefront of our concerns. I think we had only been married a couple of months.

Mr. Kotter
11-15-2008, 12:09 AM
In a blatant, blatant ripoff of Beer Me's interesting thread with the converse (or is it inverse?) title, what are things that you have done that very few others have done. For the purposes of this discussion, assume that an act is eligible if fewer than 1 percent of the American population has done the same thing. (And yes, more than 1 percent of the population has done it with your wife.)


I'll start. I have....


....ridden an elephant. Circus, SF Arena 2001
....ridden a camel (albeit shortly). You got me there..
....seen a bear in the wild. Yellowstone,1989.
....scored in the top 1 percent on the PSAT, SAT, and ACT. 1982.
....gone to Madagascar. 2003.
....been on a magazine cover. 1982 (albeit, small circulation State HS 'Prep' stars)
....married a coworker. (if same military base counts...)
....held a top-secret clearance. (as an Army Captain during the cold war, check.)

Does 7 out of 8 count? Seriously? :hmmm:

I'd think that would make us at least second cousins....or something. :shrug:

ChiefJustice
11-15-2008, 01:03 AM
I've memorized all the lyrics to "Disco Duck".

Take that suckers!

Ebolapox
11-15-2008, 01:17 AM
I've memorized all the lyrics to "Disco Duck".

Take that suckers!

I've memorized all the lyrics to 'master of the house'

(seriously)

http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//Headline_Archives/BDD_seinfeld-george.jpg

Thig Lyfe
11-15-2008, 02:19 AM
I once scared 6 people in a room, one at a time, without saying a word or making a fast movement.

You simply must elaborate.

patteeu
11-15-2008, 08:00 AM
I win.

I played Willie Mosconi, in an exhibition, after the completion of the 7th Naval district pool tournament. I think it was 71, we just got married and didn't have a camera with us. I placed second, and they picked me from the audience, because I had a black eye.
I ran 24 balls on him though and it ticked him off. He was my hero at the time, but the crowd was rooting for the 21 year old sailor, with a black eye.


This is a no shit story.

Does the fact that you ran 24 balls mean that you beat him?

PhillyChiefFan
11-15-2008, 08:05 AM
Hit a hole-in-one.

I would think that less than 1% has hit one.

Um that's not that impressive...

I hit them all the time, one time I hit it through a windmill and over a drawbridge...

oh oh...GOLF golf

mikeyis4dcats.
11-15-2008, 08:27 AM
None of these are overly impressive, and some others her can one up me on some...

I bowled an 800+ series in 3 games, getting my name in the paper
I have been over 150mph on a motorcycle
High sided on a motorcycle and walked away
Served a tennis ball so hard that it went through the fence, and broke a string, and yes it was in
Married my high school sweetheart
Defeated 2 forms of birth control
I once scared 6 people in a room, one at a time, without saying a word or making a fast movement.

that must have been a rank fart...

mikeyis4dcats.
11-15-2008, 08:32 AM
I laid the wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in 1988 after winning an essay contest.

Buehler445
11-15-2008, 09:08 AM
ouch

that must've left a mark

Eh actually it didn't. I was driving my parents Suburban. I was driving home and turning left off of the highway. I was waiting for a car to pass and there was a pickup behind me. When the pickup slowed down so as to not hit me, a semi behind him had a dumbass attack and thought he should pass the pickup.

Well, the car that I was waiting on had to take the ditch to avoid the dumbass attack. But I was none the wiser and began my turn. He did hit the breaks and jackknife the truck (the ass end hit me), but I'd imagine he was still going 55 or so. The truck smashed into the ass end of the suburban and spun it around 90 degrees and off of the road. The suburban was completely funkified, but I was OK.

My head snapped over and hit the post of the door. I blacked out for a few seconds and had some whiplash. I'm a lucky SOB though. If the truck would have hit the middle, or the front, or if I was driving my car, I'd probably be dead.

The bad thing was that I called my mom and said, "I'm fine. I really am. I'm fine, but I need a ride." So of course I had to tell her I was in an accident, so she got in my car and had to have hit 100 in a 2 mile stretch of gravel road. It's a good damn thing she didn't wreck.

morphius
11-15-2008, 09:15 AM
You simply must elaborate.
I'm honestly not sure you would believe me.

morphius
11-15-2008, 09:18 AM
that must have been a rank fart...
That doesn't scare people, it normally pisses them off.

My favorite part is after the last one I simply said, "Okay, my job here is done." and walked out.

Stewie
11-15-2008, 10:14 AM
I, too, made a hole-in-one (at age 15). Thought no big deal, I'll do it again. Ha!

I've been awarded four patents with a fifth pending

Been published in scientific magazines six times

Met Muhammad Ali and got his autograph. It was when I was about 10 and he was in his prime.

Flew in a helicopter around Mt. Rushmore

Took the stairs to the top of the Washington Monument.

sd4chiefs
11-15-2008, 10:39 AM
I drove an antic tractor in an antic tractor parade.

Thats all I got.

Sully
11-15-2008, 11:01 AM
I saw the movie "Pearl Harbor" 10+ times in the theater.

Rausch
11-15-2008, 11:10 AM
Went three days eating nothing but Arbys and beer.
God drunk with Tom Savini.
Totaled a car going 20 mph.
Had 22 jobs in 32 years.
Talked to Jason Mewes (Jay from Jay and Silent Bob) on the phone.
Got an autographed photo of Christian Okoye...:evil:

milkman
11-15-2008, 11:10 AM
I am the only person to critisize the acquisition of Joe Montana.

I win.

Dave Lane
11-15-2008, 11:12 AM
-delivered a sermon (in front of my former church) when I was 14 years old.


Isn't that really an indictment of religion in general.

Dave

Dicky McElephant
11-15-2008, 11:28 AM
I once scared 6 people in a room, one at a time, without saying a word or making a fast movement.

How so?

kstater
11-15-2008, 11:28 AM
None of these are overly impressive, and some others her can one up me on some...

Defeated 2 forms of birth control


ROFL

I shouldn't laugh, but that's funny.

Dicky McElephant
11-15-2008, 11:28 AM
:thailor:I saw the movie "Pearl Harbor" 10+ times in the theater.

Dicky McElephant
11-15-2008, 11:29 AM
- I rear ended an ambulance......going 5 mph.....and made the front page of the paper.

MIAdragon
11-15-2008, 11:42 AM
....Played on every continent except for one.
....Slept with identical twins.
....Taken a cat shot off a carrier.
....Briefed the Secretary of Defense several times.
....Lost more that 2/3’s of my blood and lived.
....held a top-secret+ clearance.

Buck
11-15-2008, 11:51 AM
Smoked bud at the top of the Ferris wheel at Disney's California Adventure

Phobia
11-15-2008, 12:20 PM
....Lost more that 2/3ís of my blood and lived.

Once you get on their list, the American Red Cross are pretty demanding.

MIAdragon
11-15-2008, 12:23 PM
Once you get on their list, the American Red Cross are pretty demanding.

Especially when it was O neg I needed.

Donger
11-15-2008, 12:26 PM
I once jumped out of an airplane without a parachute and lived (obviously).

Skip Towne
11-15-2008, 12:29 PM
I once jumped out of an airplane without a parachute and lived (obviously).

I'm betting the plane was on the ground.

milkman
11-15-2008, 12:32 PM
I once jumped out of an airplane without a parachute and lived (obviously).

What?

Ghosts can't type?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-15-2008, 12:34 PM
I lived in the same dorm as Leon Lett. He fills up a doorway.

Skip Towne
11-15-2008, 12:38 PM
I lived in the same dorm as Leon Lett. He fills up a doorway.

You went to Emporia State?

milkman
11-15-2008, 12:39 PM
I lived in the same dorm as Leon Lett. He fills up a doorway.

Did you tell him to get his fat ass out of the fucking way?

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-15-2008, 12:45 PM
You went to Emporia State?

Yes

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-15-2008, 12:46 PM
Did you tell him to get his fat ass out of the ****ing way?

No. I think he told me that.

Stewie
11-15-2008, 01:16 PM
Did you tell him to get his fat ass out of the ****ing way?

I think he could have just dropped a football on the ground and he'd be all over it... whether it made sense or not.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-15-2008, 01:31 PM
I think he could have just dropped a football on the ground and he'd be all over it... whether it made sense or not.

What's funny is one time I gave him a football as a gift and he was really excited and ran down the hall to put it in his room but I noticed he dropped it as he was opening the door and he went in and just left it in the hall. Someone else ended up with it. I always thought that was strange.

morphius
11-15-2008, 02:01 PM
I once walked across the Mississippi river, without the use of a bridge or boats, without getting wet.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-15-2008, 02:10 PM
I once walked across the Mississippi river, without the use of a bridge or boats, without getting wet.

Barack..... is that you?

gblowfish
11-15-2008, 02:12 PM
I've had lunch in the US Senate private dining room, stood at the same podium where the President does the State of the Union Address in congressional chamber.
Been in Harry Truman's private office at the Truman Library.
Sat courtstide of a Mizzou - KU Basketball game, front row 50 yardline of Chiefs Game, Front Row behind home plate of Crown Seats at Royals Game.
Sat behind David Letterman's desk.
Had my picture in Sports Illustrated.
Put a microphone on Norm Stewart, Tom Osborn, Tom Landry, Raymond Berry, Mike Singleterry.
Picked up the band "X" at a Chinese restaurant in Columbia, MO.
Kellen Winslow was my lab parnter in Geology at Mizzou.

Fish
11-15-2008, 02:39 PM
Had sex in the back seat of a car that was speeding down an airport runway with the headlights off
Rolled a joint for Kerry King(Slayer guitarist)
Placed in the top 10 in National Land Judging in highschool FFA
Took 10th place individually in the Kansas State High School Golf Tourney 1A-4A(2nd place team).
Won an arm wrestling contest at a Manhattan bar
Shot my first deer at age 16 at 325 yds
Caught a fish bigger than I am
Took Allan Kayser(Bubba from Mama's Family) pheasant hunting on my family's farm
Had stitches on my eyeball from accidentally stabbing my eye with an icepick

Ebolapox
11-15-2008, 02:39 PM
Isn't that really an indictment of religion in general.

Dave

if it isn't, it should be. I'm a third generation PK--I was going to become a minister (A of G)--my gramps died when I was 16 years old, about the time I guess everybody starts questioning their faith. the church fell apart (no great loss there, it was kinda a cult), I'd always been a math/science/logic guy, I denied things for a few years, and just came to terms with my atheism a few years back.

morphius
11-15-2008, 02:56 PM
Barack..... is that you?
Yeah, 'cause I'm often confused with tall, twig like, black men with the gift of gab. I couldn't think of anything that would come closer to defining the worlds finest morphius ROFL

blueballs
11-15-2008, 03:21 PM
PBJ First Down Samie PBJ

JuicesFlowing
11-15-2008, 03:41 PM
I started Thigpen on my fantasy team last Sunday. That's definitely less than 1%.

Phobia
11-15-2008, 05:17 PM
[LIST]
Caught a fish bigger than I am


Like there's not a short joke in there somewhere.

Ebolapox
11-15-2008, 05:23 PM
hit two straight flushes (on max bets, no less) in the CP casino.

Tinlar
11-15-2008, 06:06 PM
... had sex in an APC.
... picked up and married a girl from a strip club.

kstater
11-15-2008, 06:13 PM
... had sex in an APC.


Doesn't that violate the "don't ask don't tell" policy? NTTAWWT

Fish
11-15-2008, 06:17 PM
Like there's not a short joke in there somewhere.

Yes... sadly it was still under the limit and I had to release.....

RJ
11-15-2008, 06:27 PM
... had sex in an APC.
... picked up and married a girl from a strip club.



Still married?

mikeyis4dcats.
11-15-2008, 07:03 PM
forgot to say I've toured the Hunt suite and sat in CP's desk chair.

Should have taken a dump on his desk.

milkman
11-15-2008, 07:05 PM
... had sex in an APC.
... picked up and married a girl from a strip club.

So, Im guessing you have lots of money and drugs.

patteeu
11-15-2008, 07:24 PM
if it isn't, it should be. I'm a third generation PK--I was going to become a minister (A of G)--my gramps died when I was 16 years old, about the time I guess everybody starts questioning their faith. the church fell apart (no great loss there, it was kinda a cult), I'd always been a math/science/logic guy, I denied things for a few years, and just came to terms with my atheism a few years back.

3rd generation place kicker? Kind of like the Colquit family of punters? ;)

Over-Head
11-15-2008, 07:33 PM
Bout the only one that comes to mind was the night I managed to lock myself bare assed naked out of my Semi in a rest area in ILL in the middle of a snow storm :banghead:

milkman
11-15-2008, 08:00 PM
Bout the only one that comes to mind was the night I managed to lock myself bare assed naked out of my Semi in a rest area in ILL in the middle of a snow storm :banghead:

(sung to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies theme)

Listen to a story about a man named overhead.
A poor muthertrucker just headin' for his bed.

When he stepped outside just to take a pee
Bare ass naked, in the cab he locked away the key

No clothes, that is
Hanging out.

When along came a highway cop, asking "What ya doing here?"
"Don't ya know, when people see you, you'll cause a real scare?"

Well overhead told his story to the cop fast and true
Cause it was cold outside, and his balls were turning blue

Snow on the ground
Freezing cold.

KS Smitty
11-15-2008, 08:13 PM
Got wheelied off the back of a motorcycle. Slick shoes slid off in first gear and I was running behind it (still holding on) about ready to hop back on when he hit second and that was it. Rolled down the alley and landed in front of my father in law and brother in law. My FIL later told me he knew I was the right woman for Kipp when I just got up and cussed Kipp out and went in the house. :D

Over-Head
11-15-2008, 08:27 PM
(sung to the tune of Beverly Hillbillies theme)

Listen to a story about a man named overhead.
A poor muthertrucker just headin' for his bed.

When he stepped outside just to take a pee
Bare ass naked, in the cab he locked away the key

No clothes, that is
Hanging out.

When along came a highway cop, asking "What ya doing here?"
"Don't ya know, when people see you, you'll cause a real scare?"

Well overhead told his story to the cop fast and true
Cause it was cold outside, and his balls were turning blue

Snow on the ground
Freezing cold.

You have no fucking idea just how close to the actual story line that was.
Actually what the cop said to me (as I was trying to kick in a window)
"You best have some fucking ID in that cab belnging to you, or I'm gonna be filling out paper work all night on why I shot your dumb ass"

ZepSinger
11-15-2008, 08:41 PM
1. Played in front of 20,000 people
2. Played on the same stage as Jim Morrison (The Whisky)
3. Played a wrap party for a movie that included Keifer Sutherland, Ray Liotta, Keith David, and Leah Thompson
4. Smashed a guitar onstage
5. Had sex with 3 very hot women at the same time

You know, nothing special.

BigRichard
11-15-2008, 08:57 PM
Funny this will be my first post in here

Had sex on my bosses desk.....
Finished a dart cricket game in 4 rounds....
stole a bobcat and drove it down the road (did it when I was like 10)......
got a blowjob from a girl while I talked to my girlfriend on the phone (I was pretty young for this one too)......
Shot my neighbor in the ass with a BB gun....
Got shot in the eye by a BB gun at point blank range(I still have better then 20/20 vision)....

TinyEvel
11-15-2008, 09:03 PM
Had a fox grab a chorizo out of my zipper.

Buehler445
11-15-2008, 09:06 PM
Had a fox grab a chorizo out of my zipper.


ROFL

Is that thread in the HOC?

TinyEvel
11-15-2008, 09:08 PM
ROFL

Is that thread in the HOC?

No, but if you want to nominate it, here it is....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4132857#post4132857

Discuss Thrower
11-16-2008, 01:02 AM
I accidentally removed my upper front tooth with a 45lb bar then had itshoved back in an hour or so later.

penchief
11-16-2008, 07:04 AM
In a blatant, blatant ripoff of Beer Me's interesting thread with the converse (or is it inverse?) title, what are things that you have done that very few others have done. For the purposes of this discussion, assume that an act is eligible if fewer than 1 percent of the American population has done the same thing. (And yes, more than 1 percent of the population has done it with your wife.)


I'll start. I have....


....ridden an elephant.
....ridden a camel (albeit shortly).
....seen a bear in the wild.
....scored in the top 1 percent on the PSAT, SAT, and ACT.
....gone to Madagascar.
....been on a magazine cover.
....married a coworker.
....held a top-secret clearance.

Wow. That's impressive.

I've hitch hiked accross the country and back. From Pittsburgh to San Francisco (via Vegas/LA). And then some. I've been in 46 of the 48 continental United States either by foot or by car.

penchief
11-16-2008, 07:10 AM
I also earned my bachelor's with a 4.0 GPA.

penchief
11-16-2008, 07:12 AM
I've been in 37 threesomes or more. Always all women. Sorry Nzoner. Tis what it tis.

Wow.

I've had a bona fide squirter.

HemiEd
11-19-2008, 01:31 AM
Does the fact that you ran 24 balls mean that you beat him?

No, we were playing "14-1 Balkline" or what is more commonly known as "straight pool." He was the master at that game. He smashed me, I believe we were playing to 75, but darn that was a long time ago.

HemiEd
11-19-2008, 01:33 AM
I am the only person to critisize the acquisition of Joe Montana.

I win.

:harumph:

badgirl
11-19-2008, 02:23 AM
1. Played in front of 20,000 people
2. Played on the same stage as Jim Morrison (The Whisky)
3. Played a wrap party for a movie that included Keifer Sutherland, Ray Liotta, Keith David, and Leah Thompson
4. Smashed a guitar onstage
5. Had sex with 3 very hot women at the same time

You know, nothing special.

I'm impressed you have actually met Jim Morrison, I Love him. so does my daughter, after she watched the doors movie at the tender age of 11 she became obsessed with Jim Morrison, she is now 24, and she never outgrew him. Neither of I.

BigRedChief
11-19-2008, 07:53 AM
I've saved over 100 lives. I lost track after a while.

Lived on a kibbutz in Israel for a year and a half.

I've traveled the world. Went to Europe, Asia, Middle East and Africa.

MOhillbilly
11-19-2008, 07:58 AM
been arrested for being a "gang warlord"ROFL

Bwana
11-19-2008, 08:12 AM
been arrested for being a "gang warlord"ROFL

I bet that's one hell of a story. ROFL

MOhillbilly
11-19-2008, 08:54 AM
I bet that's one hell of a story. ROFL

it is but youll have to hear it person.

tooge
11-19-2008, 10:16 AM
got run over by a car. One tire over shoulder, the other tire over the middle of my back. And survived.

Sully
11-19-2008, 10:23 AM
In 1990, I got Deron Cherry and his (I'm guessing 3 yrs old at the time)son's autograph on the cover of a program for a baseball card convention. Not terribly interesting, but I bet I'm the only one.

seclark
11-19-2008, 10:30 AM
born with 2 holes in the end of my pecker. our bathroom floor was always wet til i turned 5 and it was "corrected".

carry on.
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raybec 4
11-19-2008, 10:34 AM
born with 2 holes in the end of my pecker. our bathroom floor was always wet til i turned 5 and it was "corrected".

carry on.
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This cannot be topped.

seclark
11-19-2008, 10:35 AM
This cannot be topped.

i tried to wait and give everyone their chance.
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ChiefButthurt
11-19-2008, 10:44 AM
.....went skydiving where the primary chute didn't open
.....saved a girl from drowning
.....almost drown, apparently I wasn't breathing and turned blue
.....jerked off in a 747s bathroom at 30,000 feet
.....had a threesome in college (2 girls btw)
.....broke my leg trying to ride a mountain bike over a rope bridge
.....test rode a 100th anniversary addition Harley Davidson fresh of the production line

There's other stuff that's pretty unique but I can't think of them at the moment. The 747 incident was after seeing being in San Jose for 5 days of nothing but work and a total of about 4 hours sleep. Saw a ton of beautiful women at the airport and every time I tried to fall asleep on the plane 'ol Harry would go at full salute and I was wearing shorts.

I consider myself in the Mile High Club: Solo Class.

Otter: Sitting down in his seat on the plane...."whew".
Person in the seat next to Otter: "you smell of sex".
Otter: "Well excuuuuuuse me"!

ChiefButthurt
11-19-2008, 10:45 AM
born with 2 holes in the end of my pecker. our bathroom floor was always wet til i turned 5 and it was "corrected".

carry on.
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ROFL

RJ
11-19-2008, 10:48 AM
born with 2 holes in the end of my pecker. our bathroom floor was always wet til i turned 5 and it was "corrected".

carry on.
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How was this corrected? Was one hole closed or were the two holes converted to one larger hole?

I assume this was done at Hopkins or Mayo Clinic.

seclark
11-19-2008, 10:55 AM
How was this corrected? Was one hole closed or were the two holes converted to one larger hole?

I assume this was done at Hopkins or Mayo Clinic.

i was only 5...long time ago. i think they might have just snipped the end of it. although it felt like getting bored out w/a 1inch drill bit.

my grandfather was working on the roof of a house 6 blocks away, and always joked about hearing me scream.
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MTG#10
11-19-2008, 10:58 AM
shit in a Pringles can

tooge
11-19-2008, 11:13 AM
wiped my ass with socks

RJ
11-19-2008, 11:45 AM
i was only 5...long time ago. i think they might have just snipped the end of it. although it felt like getting bored out w/a 1inch drill bit.

my grandfather was working on the roof of a house 6 blocks away, and always joked about hearing me scream.
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Ouch.

Are you sure grandpa was joking?

ChiefsOne
11-19-2008, 11:50 AM
Stole a police car
Flipped a car end over end 6 times and rolled it 3 times
Flew out of T-tops at over 80 mph
Lost 6 pints of blood at once
Was in a Coma for 6 days
Drove Ted Nugent around all one day
Been on stage with Nugent while he was playing
Tore a tricepts tendon in two at a Metallica concert, mosh pit, still in cast

ottawa_chiefs_fan
11-19-2008, 02:06 PM
Came within a few minutes of dying from a severe anaphylactic allergy reaction - shellfish....when i read a lot of these posts or think of my brush with death, i always think of how many of my friends/family would not be around if not for modern medicine.

Rain Man
11-19-2008, 02:08 PM
Stole a police car
Flipped a car end over end 6 times and rolled it 3 times
Flew out of T-tops at over 80 mph
Lost 6 pints of blood at once
Was in a Coma for 6 days
Drove Ted Nugent around all one day
Been on stage with Nugent while he was playing
Tore a tricepts tendon in two at a Metallica concert, mosh pit, still in cast

And then the next day...

ROYC75
11-19-2008, 02:34 PM
Pitched 2 no hitter 10 & 12 yrs old, baseball
Hit for the cycle , baseball, age 16
Have had 4 walk off home runs, 2 baseball, 2 softball
6 grand slams , all softball
10 Tournament MVP's , softball

Selected to All Tournament team, basketball , Christmas 1975
Led the league in block shots and rebounds , 1975

Won a high school golf tournament, 1974
3rd place finish 1975 State Tournament

Arrested several people.
Had several vehicle police chases
Watch a guy I use to play with as a kid die from a motorcycle accident, while on patrol.
Watched a guy burn to death in an auto accident, that was no fun at all .

Not much in my life, just pretty normal.

ROYC75
11-19-2008, 02:36 PM
And then the next day...

ROFL

MOhillbilly
11-19-2008, 02:45 PM
i tried to wait and give everyone their chance.
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glad you got it corrected. cause when you hit about 12-13 years old it woulda been a real mind****.

ChiefsOne
11-19-2008, 02:51 PM
And then the next day...

Flipped a car end over end 6 times and rolled it 3 times
Flew out of T-tops at over 80 mph
Lost 6 pints of blood at once
Was in a Coma for 6 days

Sorry to say this was the only things that happened on the same day. My life has been quite eventful, these are just a few of the highlights.

seclark
11-19-2008, 02:51 PM
glad you got it corrected. cause when you hit about 12-13 years old it woulda been a real mind****.

yeah, they got it fixed before i could get to show & tell.
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MOhillbilly
11-19-2008, 02:52 PM
yeah, they got it fixed before i could get to show & tell.
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you could have really confused some bitches. itd almost be worth it.

seclark
11-19-2008, 02:55 PM
you could have really confused some bitches. itd almost be worth it.

drove my mom nuts just trying to keep the bathroom floor clean. didn't matter how good my aim was, one stream hit the floor/wall/sink/bathtub.
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raybec 4
11-19-2008, 02:55 PM
I killed fitty men before I had my shins blowed off.

RJ
11-19-2008, 03:01 PM
Pitched 2 no hitter 10 & 12 yrs old, baseball
Hit for the cycle , baseball, age 16
Have had 4 walk off home runs, 2 baseball, 2 softball
6 grand slams , all softball
10 Tournament MVP's , softball

Selected to All Tournament team, basketball , Christmas 1975
Led the league in block shots and rebounds , 1975

Won a high school golf tournament, 1974
3rd place finish 1975 State Tournament

Arrested several people.
Had several vehicle police chases
Watch a guy I use to play with as a kid die from a motorcycle accident, while on patrol.
Watched a guy burn to death in an auto accident, that was no fun at all .

Not much in my life, just pretty normal.



Roy, did you grow up in the same area where you live now?

Inspector
11-19-2008, 03:22 PM
Performed as an actor in too many productions to remember.
Have done a few TV commercials.
Completed a total restoration on a turn of the century house listed on the National Register of Historic Places.
Started several businesses.
Raised 5 sons who are all successful.
Produced a future grammy winner.
And yeah, married a co-worker.

badgirl
11-19-2008, 03:31 PM
well maybe someone has done this before, but I had sex on a big tree limb that hung out over my deck once,I had to climb out on it from the top of my deck I was pretty damn high off the ground and drunk, so it actually was pretty dangerous looking back on it now

RJ
11-19-2008, 03:47 PM
well maybe someone has done this before, but I had sex on a big tree limb that hung out over my deck once,I had to climb out on it from the top of my deck I was pretty damn high off the ground and drunk, so it actually was pretty dangerous looking back on it now



I had sex on a tree limb once. It was outside an entrance to Cole Field House (University of Maryland) during a Simple Minds concert. Probably most people here haven't gotten laid in a tree outside an arena where Simple Minds was playing. Though I could certainly be wrong about that.

4th and Long
11-19-2008, 03:55 PM
I was in the company of two U.S. Presidents on the same day. Harry S. Truman and Richard Nixon.

Truman was in a casket and Nixon was being driven past me in his presidential limo ...

broncoholic
11-19-2008, 04:02 PM
Drank a beer in the back of a cop car.

badgirl
11-19-2008, 04:10 PM
oh yea I slid a pair of handcuffs off of my arms while in the back of a patrol car, once I got out I handed the officer his handcuffs. He said he could charge me with attempted escape. He didn't, thank goodness.

PunkinDrublic
11-19-2008, 04:17 PM
I was given a DUI even after taking the breathalizer and not having 1 drop of alcohaul on my breath.

Dartgod
11-19-2008, 04:21 PM
Pitched 2 no hitter 10 & 12 yrs old, baseball
Hit for the cycle , baseball, age 16
Have had 4 walk off home runs, 2 baseball, 2 softball
6 grand slams , all softball
10 Tournament MVP's , softball

Selected to All Tournament team, basketball , Christmas 1975
Led the league in block shots and rebounds , 1975

Won a high school golf tournament, 1974
3rd place finish 1975 State Tournament

Arrested several people.
Had several vehicle police chases
Watch a guy I use to play with as a kid die from a motorcycle accident, while on patrol.
Watched a guy burn to death in an auto accident, that was no fun at all .

Spawned III

Not much in my life, just pretty normal.
Fixed it...