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'Hamas' Jenkins
11-16-2008, 06:24 AM
He doesn't use articles when he speaks.

"Michael Turner Falcons face Denver Broncos today."

milkman
11-16-2008, 06:29 AM
I'm assuming you mean that he should have said "The Michael Turner Falcons".

I would have said he doesn't use the possessive in his sentences.

"Michael Turner's Falcons".

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-16-2008, 06:33 AM
Michael Turner of the Atlanta Falcons face the Denver Broncos [rush defense].

milkman
11-16-2008, 06:42 AM
Michael Turner of the Atlanta Falcons face the Denver Broncos [rush defense].

Shouldn't that be "faces" or "will face"?

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-16-2008, 06:45 AM
Shouldn't that be "faces" or "will face"?

Yeah. I forgot to properly edit my Emmittese there.

JuicesFlowing
11-16-2008, 06:50 AM
The more I listen to Emmitt Smith, the less I like him.

Baby Lee
11-16-2008, 07:08 AM
People train go through Stubbsville.

Nero's Neptune
11-16-2008, 07:51 AM
People train go through Stubbsville.

I work with a guy from China that talks that way...of course he didn't learn english until he was an adult. Not sure what Emmit's excuse is.

Lonewolf Ed
11-16-2008, 08:30 AM
I work with a guy from China that talks that way...of course he didn't learn english until he was an adult. Not sure what Emmit's excuse is.

He do what he do, just like Jamaal Charles do, too!

Skip Towne
11-16-2008, 08:43 AM
I work with a guy from China that talks that way...of course he didn't learn english until he was an adult. Not sure what Emmit's excuse is.

He went to "The U" could be the problem.

StcChief
11-16-2008, 08:43 AM
Emmitt Smith with a RB focus.... surprise.

OnTheWarpath58
11-16-2008, 08:59 AM
I'm sure most of you have seen this, but an Emmitt Smiff thread without the anthology is worthless.



http://www.walterfootball.com/emmitt.php

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-16-2008, 09:01 AM
He also has a debilitating problem with verb tense, which OTW's link excellently displays.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-16-2008, 09:02 AM
"All your base are belong to us." (Commentary: OK, maybe Emmitt didn't really say that, but I guarantee he was hired to translate for CATS. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, Check this out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4AuN6pN1kY&feature=related). Someone really needs to make a mix video of CATS and Emmitt talking to each other.)

LMAO

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-16-2008, 09:05 AM
"You have new offensive coordinator and defensive coordinator." (Commentary: Russians don't use articles in their language. Is Emmitt Russian?)

ROFL

RNR
11-16-2008, 09:19 AM
I'm sure most of you have seen this, but an Emmitt Smiff thread without the anthology is worthless.



http://www.walterfootball.com/emmitt.php

Thats is pretty funny stuff! It reminds me of that kid that posts here who wants to be a writer KC-NUT or something along those lines. I am terrible at grammar but Smith makes me feel better about myself.

blaise
11-16-2008, 10:37 AM
He actually went to Florida, not the U, but agreed - he's terrible. So is having Shannon Sharpe, Dan Marino and Bill Cowher stammer their way through halftime highlights.

milkman
11-16-2008, 10:43 AM
Thats is pretty funny stuff! It reminds me of that kid that posts here who wants to be a writer KC-NUT or something along those lines. I am terrible at grammar but Smith makes me feel better about myself.

nut only aspires to be as articulate as Emmiff Smiff.

Phobia
11-16-2008, 10:44 AM
With what networks pay washed up has-been athletes and coaches to provide commentary for idiot Americans a large bank could have been bailed out. Some of them have their place but most of them are garbage.

Here's a shout-out to Michael Strahan though - he's not half bad.

Coach
11-16-2008, 10:53 AM
Maybe Emmitt Smith needs to have this software on his computer...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/MicroWord.jpg

Ultra Peanut
11-16-2008, 12:08 PM
Emmitt Smith with a RB focus.... surprise.StcChief always miss point

Phobia
11-16-2008, 01:16 PM
StcChief always miss point

HE'S NOT ON DRUGS!!!!

Molitoth
11-16-2008, 01:18 PM
He's always been subpar to Barry Sanders.

=P

Thig Lyfe
11-16-2008, 03:10 PM
He talks like a newspaper headline.

blueballs
11-16-2008, 03:15 PM
it's the only way
what he says
becomes relevant

blaise
11-16-2008, 03:19 PM
It's like a guy at a party everyone's laughing at because he's a total idiot and he's the only one not in on the joke.

Thig Lyfe
11-16-2008, 03:26 PM
it's the only way
what he says
becomes relevant

You and him have a lot in common.

blueballs
11-16-2008, 03:30 PM
You and him have a lot in common.

like you
and softballs

Rain Man
11-16-2008, 04:26 PM
Emmitt Smif my favorites announcer. It be fun watch him drubate Neil Smif. It be Smif again Smif.

beavis
11-16-2008, 05:57 PM
People train go through Stubbsville.

Less'n you're a hog or a cattle. ROFL

kchero
11-16-2008, 06:36 PM
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kchero
11-16-2008, 06:37 PM
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