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Ari Chi3fs
11-16-2008, 09:31 PM
Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly retarded thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?

Direckshun
11-16-2008, 09:33 PM
I berate DickFace for abusing DraftPlanet around here at every point.

I play the honest liberal in DC.

And I play total draftnik whore during Draft season.

Other than that, I pretty much blend in.

Ari Chi3fs
11-16-2008, 09:35 PM
Im thinking that at the each of my posts I could add my own fake tags



TAGS: douchebag, carllikespenis, arichi3fsisapostwhore, Direckshun blows goats

DaFace
11-16-2008, 09:36 PM
I berate DickFace for abusing DraftPlanet around here at every point.

I play the honest liberal in DC.

And I play total draftnik whore during Draft season.

Other than that, I pretty much blend in.

OK, I actually got a chuckle out of that one.

Mr. Laz
11-16-2008, 09:37 PM
i'm the crabby perv?!? :shrug:

Bugeater
11-16-2008, 09:38 PM
Im thinking that at the each of my posts I could add my own fake tags



TAGS: douchebag, carllikespenis, arichi3fsisapostwhore, Direckshun blows goats

Oh yeah, you definitely need to do that.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-16-2008, 09:38 PM
I'm the green king.

milkman
11-16-2008, 09:39 PM
Why the **** do we need schticks?

We are who we are.

Or maybe that should have been, I yam what I yam.

Frazod
11-16-2008, 09:40 PM
You used to be really annoying, but now that your football team sucks ass even more than you do personally, you're not so bad.

Count Zarth
11-16-2008, 09:40 PM
Sexual dynamo.

Direckshun
11-16-2008, 09:41 PM
Why the **** do we need schticks?

We are who we are.

Or maybe that should have been, I yam what I yam.

What's the name of our head coach and DC, again?

Mr. Laz
11-16-2008, 09:41 PM
Why the **** do we need schticks?

We are who we are.

Or maybe that should have been, I yam what I yam.

whatever you are, you've become increasingly more of it lately.



ye' old grouchy bastard..... :doh!:

Ari Chi3fs
11-16-2008, 09:41 PM
i'm the crabby perv?!? :shrug:

don't forget Jayhawk know it all. The MUrons love that. :-)

Part of my new schtick is to sometimes rep the first 3 posters to my threads.

So,

Direckshun, DaFace, and Laz all were rewarded for their awesomeness.





TAGS: douchenozzle, Laz loves tittes, DaFace is Rainman's bitch

Direckshun
11-16-2008, 09:41 PM
OK, I actually got a chuckle out of that one.

Bring back DraftPlanet.

BryanBusby
11-16-2008, 09:42 PM
S**t Posting

Rain Man
11-16-2008, 09:43 PM
Have you considered becoming an expert on the Crimean War and linking all Chiefsplanet posts to anecdotes about the war?

Ari Chi3fs
11-16-2008, 09:44 PM
You used to be really annoying, but now that your football team sucks ass even more than you do personally, you're not so bad.


Hey thanks man. Ill give you rep, too.

[ only 40 shopping day till christmas ]



TAGS: sandgina, Frazod is still a douche, dammit carl!

Bugeater
11-16-2008, 09:44 PM
don't forget Jayhawk know it all. The MUrons love that. :-)

Part of my new schtick is to sometimes rep the first 3 posters to my threads.

So,

Direckshun, DaFace, and Laz all were rewarded for their awesomeness.





TAGS: douchenozzle, Laz loves tittes, DaFace is Rainman's bitch

What's wrong with doing the first four? :cuss:

I changed my mind, your tags suck.

Frazod
11-16-2008, 09:45 PM
Hey thanks man. Ill give you rep, too.

[ only 40 shopping day till christmas ]



TAGS: sandgina, Frazod is still a douche, dammit carl!

I'm here to help. :D

smittysbar
11-16-2008, 09:45 PM
Im thinking that at the each of my posts I could add my own fake tags



TAGS: douchebag, carllikespenis, arichi3fsisapostwhore, Direckshun blows goats

That's good

Mecca
11-16-2008, 09:45 PM
At this point I don't even think I have one, I'm sure the other posters do though and will gladly tell me what it is.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-16-2008, 09:45 PM
Copious profanity, hardcore liberalism, frequent usage of YouTube vids, gifs, references to pr0n, draft "expert", general pain in the ass.

And of course:

kill yourself.

milkman
11-16-2008, 09:47 PM
What's the name of our head coach and DC, again?

It's my way expressing my disdain without constantly bitching about those people.

morphius
11-16-2008, 09:47 PM
poor spelling, worse grammar, and rather useless statements, with a touch of sarcasm that only I find funny. But I'm okay with that.

Mecca
11-16-2008, 09:48 PM
In life people always think I'm "thinks he knows everything guy" "to cool for the room guy" or "really arrogant guy" or all 3 so it's probably some mixture of that.

Silock
11-16-2008, 09:48 PM
I think it should be trucks.

milkman
11-16-2008, 09:48 PM
whatever you are, you've become increasingly more of it lately.



ye' old grouchy bastard..... :doh!:

Getting closer to the hoildays.

I hate holidays.

Ari Chi3fs
11-16-2008, 09:49 PM
Sexual dynamo.


You wear it well. With your recent weightloss Mr. Wendler... methinks you might stumble into some pussy eventually.




TAGS: Hah aha Gochiefs get laid?!, 30 Year Old Virgin, Basements FTW!!

Rausch
11-16-2008, 09:51 PM
Let me have another beer and get back with you...

Ari Chi3fs
11-16-2008, 09:51 PM
I think it should be trucks.

hahah... only those in the know, know about this.

Tuesday... http://ijustin.tv/cbb2k8



TAGS: Rock Chalk Jayhawkl, To the 'shipl, basketball school, Trucks

Count Zarth
11-16-2008, 09:52 PM
You wear it well. With your recent weightloss Mr. Wendler... methinks you might stumble into some pussy eventually.




TAGS: Hah aha Gochiefs get laid?!, 30 Year Old Virgin, Basements FTW!!

Oh, I almost forgot to go update the weightloss thread. I'm hitting the home stretch.

morphius
11-16-2008, 09:57 PM
Getting closer to the hoildays.

I hate holidays.
I'm sure your family expects nothing from you :D

Or is it anger that others might be happy?

Rausch
11-16-2008, 10:02 PM
I'm hitting the home stretch.

Highly unlikely...

Count Zarth
11-16-2008, 10:05 PM
Highly unlikely...

What's that supposed to mean? I'm 5-11. I don't want to end up looking like Raiderhader or Marvin Minnis.

DeezNutz
11-16-2008, 10:08 PM
I'm strikingly handsome guy.

This schtick doesn't play too well on the 'net.

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-16-2008, 10:11 PM
My schtick is posting a lot then mysteriously leaving for months... then posting a lot... then mysteriously leaving for months... lather rinse repeat.

J Diddy
11-16-2008, 10:15 PM
I'm strikingly handsome gay.

This schtick doesn't play too well on the 'net.



understandably

Mecca
11-16-2008, 10:16 PM
I need someone to tell me what my schtick even is.

DeezNutz
11-16-2008, 10:17 PM
I need someone to tell me what my schtick even is.

You're draft guy.

Mecca
11-16-2008, 10:18 PM
You're draft guy.

That's it?

DeezNutz
11-16-2008, 10:19 PM
understandably

I'm so blinded by my own attractiveness that I didn't initially see that you'd so rudely changed my post. NTTAWWT.

J Diddy
11-16-2008, 10:19 PM
I need someone to tell me what my schtick even is.

Your the angry poor loser internet game guy.

:D

DeezNutz
11-16-2008, 10:20 PM
That's it?

And anal guy. Satisfied?

Disconcerting juxtapositioning there...

J Diddy
11-16-2008, 10:20 PM
I'm so blinded by my own attractiveness that I didn't initially see that you'd so rudely changed my post. NTTAWWT.

Lol, once you go gay you go blind.


:D

Rausch
11-16-2008, 10:20 PM
I need someone to tell me what my schtick even is.

...

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-16-2008, 10:20 PM
Mecca... You hate the Chiefs.


I'm going to add randomly giving away my casino cash to different people for no apparent reason to my schtick. CrazyCoffey got my $1100 or so last week and luv got $2 for telling me how to donate it. As it builds up a little so shall it disappear.

Mecca
11-16-2008, 10:21 PM
Your the angry poor loser internet game guy.

:D

Do you picture me playing games like the video game nerd?

Just screaming at the screen Ass! what a shitload of fuck!

Phobia
11-16-2008, 10:21 PM
My schtick is getting to the bottom of threads made under false pretenses. You're not really as interested in our schticks as you are developing one of your own. What is it I win?

blueballs
11-16-2008, 10:21 PM
You're a vingar and water vessel's nozzel

Ari Chi3fs
11-16-2008, 10:21 PM
I need someone to tell me what my schtick even is.

You are the really cool, friendly modest draft guy with long hair.








TAGS: mecca finds pics online and acts like they are his girlfriend, knowitall douche, USC Sucks, Die in a fire, Mark Sanchez!

Mecca
11-16-2008, 10:22 PM
And anal guy. Satisfied?

Disconcerting juxtapositioning there...

BuceyedPea definitely thinks I'm anal guy...

Rausch
11-16-2008, 10:22 PM
You are the really cool, friendly modest draft guy with long hair.








TAGS: mecca finds pics online and acts like they are his girlfriend, knowitall douche, USC Sucks, Die in a fire, Mark Sanchez!

ROFL

Mecca
11-16-2008, 10:23 PM
Those tags are really funny.....I love when people get so pissed at me they act like I ruined their life.

DeezNutz
11-16-2008, 10:23 PM
Lol, once you go gay you go blind.


:D

If by gay you mean "digs lesbians" then...sign me up.

Rain Man
11-16-2008, 10:24 PM
I'm strikingly handsome guy.

This schtick doesn't play too well on the 'net.


Actually, one might argue that it's your best possible venue for that schtick.

Mecca
11-16-2008, 10:24 PM
If by gay you mean "digs lesbians" then...sign me up.

You know real life lesbians don't look like the ones in porn right...

DeezNutz
11-16-2008, 10:24 PM
BuceyedPea definitely thinks I'm anal guy...

Probably. It is a recurring theme in many threads, so it's not entirely off-base.

Rausch
11-16-2008, 10:26 PM
Actually, one might argue that it's your best possible venue for that schtick.

Holy $#it!

Rain Man has fangs!:eek:

Mecca
11-16-2008, 10:26 PM
Probably. It is a recurring theme in many threads, so it's not entirely off-base.

She brings that up alot...must be a sign of what she's lookin for...

boogblaster
11-16-2008, 10:26 PM
Does that mean shitstick ??? Hope not I usually get the wrong end ....

Ari Chi3fs
11-16-2008, 10:27 PM
My schtick is getting to the bottom of threads made under false pretenses.

You're not really as interested in our schticks as you are developing one of your own. What is it I win?


You are as smart as your head is large. That cranium houses one HUGE brain. In fact, the original thread title was, "What should my new schtick be?"

But then I realized it is more important to make it about the community and not about myself. Thus, the thread would inevitably become more interesting.





TAGS: Fat Head Phil Steals Fake Casino Money, Iowa sucks and got lucky vs Penn St, FAX died for your sins, Those Chicken wings were delicious

Tits McGee
11-16-2008, 10:29 PM
[quote=Ari Chi3fs;5225862]don't forget Jayhawk know it all. The MUrons love that.





Jayhawk know it all, you'll just get lost in the crowd.

Rausch
11-16-2008, 10:31 PM
But then I realized it is more important to make it about the community and not about myself. Thus, the thread would inevitably become more interesting.

...

http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/thumbnail/1157953715-08.png

Ari Chi3fs
11-16-2008, 10:32 PM
Wait, I think I am going a little overboard with my tags... Was there a character limit to the tags? It has been so long since DaFace stole the heart of Chiefsplanet and through away the glorious tags... i have forgotton much about the tags. They are just a faint memory....




TAGS: DaFace is Der Furher, Ari masturbates with shampoo, Thigpen humps skeletons

ChiefaRoo
11-16-2008, 10:41 PM
Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly retarded thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

- ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.


Ari, you already are contributing to the board. You are the KU douche. You have all of the classic traits, pedantic takes, goofy avi's, a fratcentric personality that hints constantly at your magnificent douchbaggery. You use the word schpeil to make you sound cool but come across like a you're writing the dialogue for a campy 1970's comic book. You most likely like to go to the Wheel to drink Silver bullets after leaving a KU Football game in the 3rd quarter. Most likely you still refer to Pizza as 'Za'. Don't go changing a thing, you're the perfect stereotype.

Douche on and Rock Chalk.

PS - Demon isn't retarded, Peanut is, but in a good way

J Diddy
11-16-2008, 10:43 PM
Do you picture me playing games like the video game nerd?

Just screaming at the screen Ass! what a shitload of ****!


ROFL

you've admitted as such.

getting pissed and throwing the controller

Logical
11-16-2008, 10:43 PM
I work hard at remaining more annoying than Mecca, Dane, and patteeu.

Basileus777
11-16-2008, 10:54 PM
I need someone to tell me what my schtick even is.

You really need to ask? You're the anti-homer who finds fault in even the most seemingly positive events, much to the dismay of Chiefs Planet's more optimistic residents.

Mecca
11-16-2008, 10:56 PM
You really need to ask? You're the anti-homer who finds fault in even the most seemingly positive events, much to the dismay of Chiefs Planet's more optimistic residents.

You obviously should know which players I really like since I don't say bad things about them or really post about them.

J Diddy
11-16-2008, 10:57 PM
I work hard at remaining more annoying than Mecca, Dane, and patteeu.


and you're doing a good job.

Mecca
11-16-2008, 10:57 PM
ROFL

you've admitted as such.

getting pissed and throwing the controller

I've broken a few controllers in my time.

KC_Connection
11-16-2008, 10:59 PM
I'm a KU fan that frazod doesn't like very much. It's fun.

Frazod
11-16-2008, 10:59 PM
I guess I could add this one:

tomslayer

:)

KC_Connection
11-16-2008, 10:59 PM
You really need to ask? You're the anti-homer who finds fault in even the most seemingly positive events, much to the dismay of Chiefs Planet's more optimistic residents.

Basically, he's a douche.

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:00 PM
Basically, he's a douche.

Har har....you really should come up with a good reason why you dislike me.

Basileus777
11-16-2008, 11:01 PM
You obviously should know which players I really like since I don't say bad things about them or really post about them.

I know which players you like, I don't think you're quite as negative as you are often made out to be. I wasn't trying paint you negatively, I was merely commenting on what I see as the general perception.

ChiefaRoo
11-16-2008, 11:04 PM
You obviously should know which players I really like since I don't say bad things about them or really post about them.


You have good takes regarding drafting etc. Mostly. You could use a haircut.

KC_Connection
11-16-2008, 11:04 PM
Har har....you really should come up with a good reason why you dislike me.

I just don't like the way you are on here. If that makes any sense.

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:04 PM
You have good takes regarding drafting etc. Mostly. You could use a haircut.

Now why would I cut my mane?

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:05 PM
I just don't like the way you are on here. If that makes any sense.

I'm kind of abrasive at times but that's just my general personality.

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:07 PM
I'm kind of abrasive at times but that's just my general personality.

I hear that's a bidge...

ChiefaRoo
11-16-2008, 11:08 PM
Now why would I cut my mane?

Because you look like a member of an 80's hairband. Plus since you have lot of hair you could get a great more modern "guy" cut and be stylin' instead of looking like Meatloaf circa 1981. I'm judging from the pic you posted awhile back.

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:09 PM
I've broken a few controllers in my time.

I miss the old days when Super Tecmo would glitch and a new Sega Genesis controller cost about $15.

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:11 PM
I guess I could add this one:

tommykatslayer

:)

:spock:

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:12 PM
Because you look like a member of an 80's hairband. Plus since you have lot of hair you could get a great more modern "guy" cut and be stylin' instead of looking like Meatloaf circa 1981. I'm judging from the pic you posted awhile back.

I don't really look like meatloaf........here look at this...

ChiefaRoo
11-16-2008, 11:14 PM
Holy shit you look like Travis Tritt if he and Meatloaf had a kid. ;)

I think Peanut may know what I look like. He's figured out my real name on the net somehow. I think he was stalking me for awhile.

Basileus777
11-16-2008, 11:14 PM
I don't really look like meatloaf........here look at this...

Are these pics supposed to prove that don't look like Meatloaf?

Mosbonian
11-16-2008, 11:15 PM
My schtick is posting a lot then mysteriously leaving for months... then posting a lot... then mysteriously leaving for months... lather rinse repeat.

Sorry....that one's been mine for some time. You need to get a different schtick or I will sue for plaigarism...

I think I also have the "longest running-most forgotten planeteer" schtick too..

mmaddog
*******

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:15 PM
Are these pics supposed to prove that don't look like Meatloaf?

LOL......what am I then Meatloaf with a beard and 100lbs lighter?

J Diddy
11-16-2008, 11:16 PM
I don't really look like meatloaf........here look at this...


holy fuck is that you?

no wonder you're single.........

:D

I'm in ballbusting mode tonight

Basileus777
11-16-2008, 11:16 PM
LOL......what am I then Meatloaf with a beard and 100lbs lighter?

That seems like a pretty accurate assessment.

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:17 PM
I don't really look like meatloaf........here look at this...

No, you don't.

You look like a bored Leif fucking Ericson...

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:17 PM
holy fuck is that you?

no wonder you're single.........

:D

I'm in ballbusting mode tonight

Ha.....yea that's me, what surprised?

Most people are stunned I like sports based on how I look, figure that.

Reaper16
11-16-2008, 11:17 PM
Jesus. Picture Mecca @145 pounds and you've got my skinny ass.

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:18 PM
Jesus. Picture Mecca @145 pounds and you've got my skinny ass.

I was right.

Ugly people are fucking way too much...

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:18 PM
No, you don't.

You look like a bored Leif fucking Ericson...

Here's me with a more Leif kind of look...it's fun to not trim the beard...

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:19 PM
Jesus. Picture Mecca @145 pounds and you've got my skinny ass.

Are we separated at birth?

J Diddy
11-16-2008, 11:20 PM
Ha.....yea that's me, what surprised?

Most people are stunned I like sports based on how I look, figure that.


You look like you'd be more interested in squirrel hunting.

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:21 PM
Here's me with a more Leif kind of look...it's fun to not trim the beard...

SILENT BOB!:eek:

ChiefaRoo
11-16-2008, 11:21 PM
I was right.

Ugly people are ****ing way too much...

LMAO

Demonpenz
11-16-2008, 11:22 PM
reminds me of jack black in orange county

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:22 PM
You look like you'd be more interested in squirrel hunting.

Or a level 64 Paladin with adamantium armour fighting a night elf...

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:22 PM
SILENT BOB!:eek:

I've heard that a few times, but then again any guy who isn't overly skinny with long dark hair and a beard I've been told I look like them.

88TG88
11-16-2008, 11:24 PM
I'm from the streets

thats my schtick.

ChiefaRoo
11-16-2008, 11:26 PM
reminds me of jack black in orange county

Here I am. Take some shots.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/me.jpg

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:27 PM
I've heard that a few times, but then again any guy who isn't overly skinny with long dark hair and a beard I've been told I look like them.

Don't get your panties in a bunch. There are some recent pics of me floating around here somewhere.

You're more than welcome to poke fun and employ photoshop. A'hm a big boy...

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:28 PM
Nah I don't give a shit lol, if I cared what everyone thought I'd have cut off my hair years ago.

I like it so it stays.

J Diddy
11-16-2008, 11:28 PM
Or a level 64 Paladin with adamantium armour fighting a night elf...


UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

It's night elf mohawk noob

ChiefaRoo
11-16-2008, 11:30 PM
Meccaloaf

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Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:31 PM
Here I am. Take some shots.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/me.jpg

You're more Daniel Negreanu than Doyle Brunson...:evil:

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:33 PM
Just for this thread here's a picture of me with no facial hair from about a little over a year ago, that's the last time I was shaved and one of the very few times I have been..

See I'm not very Meatloafish...

Reaper16
11-16-2008, 11:34 PM
Are we separated at birth?
Maybe. Do you like Oklahoma Joe's and power metal?

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e57/Thereaper16/n1370614195_81719_823.jpg

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:35 PM
I do like Metal and BBQ is perfectly fine with me.

ChiefaRoo
11-16-2008, 11:36 PM
You're more Daniel Negreanu than Doyle Brunson...:evil:

I have about 25lbs on Dan N. He's about a 1.50. Oh, and FYI, I have hair under the hat.

stumppy
11-16-2008, 11:41 PM
Now why would I cut my mane?


Because you actually call your hair 'your mane'.

Mecca
11-16-2008, 11:42 PM
Because you actually call your hair 'your mane'.

It's a joke, but really I'm getting close to 30, I'm just happy my hairline is still in the same spot.

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:46 PM
Oh, and FYI, I have hair under the hat.

I call...

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:47 PM
It's a joke, but really I'm getting close to 30, I'm just happy my hairline is still in the same spot.

I'm getting further from 30.

Grow it out while you can.

Phobia
11-16-2008, 11:49 PM
It's a joke, but really I'm getting close to 30, I'm just happy my hairline is still in the same spot.

I like to encourage people here lately so rather than ripping on your hairstyle choices, I'm going to refer you to some resources.
http://www.locksoflove.org/
http://www.angelhairfoundation.org/

Best of luck, hippy.

ChiefaRoo
11-16-2008, 11:50 PM
I call...

It's all there. I'll come to a KC game an tailgate with you guys and you can see for yourself. It's just a poker hat. I don't wear it everywhere. Smartass. ;)

J Diddy
11-16-2008, 11:52 PM
I like to encourage people here lately so rather than ripping on your hairstyle choices, I'm going to refer you to some resources.
http://www.locksoflove.org/
http://www.angelhairfoundation.org/

Best of luck, hippy.


me thinks you be jealous

Phobia
11-16-2008, 11:54 PM
me thinks you be jealous

Oh definitely. I want to spend more than the 14 seconds on my hair daily. I have tons of free time.

ClevelandBronco
11-16-2008, 11:55 PM
In the Lounge:

Usually a well-behaved guest watching the game at a well-liked Chiefs fan's home.

Also, not a Broncos "fan." (After the Browns became the Ravens I'm unwilling to apply for fan-dom for any team I don't own. That's kind of why I made the avatar.) Comfortable admitting obvious frailties in Mr. Bowlen's team as well as obvious strengths in teams that are owned by others.

In D.C.:

Formerly outspoken atheist, Objectivist and Libertarian who was called one day to listen to the Holy Spirit instead, but one who kept a fair portion of his libertarian politics despite the spiritual change.

Rausch
11-16-2008, 11:56 PM
It's all there. I'll come to a KC game an tailgate with you guys and you can see for yourself. It's just a poker hat.

Yeah.

Good thing you keep it on 'cause you wouldn't want your scalp to show a tell...:spock:

ChiefaRoo
11-16-2008, 11:59 PM
Yeah.

Good thing you keep it on 'cause you wouldn't want your scalp to show a tell...:spock:

Ok, if I ever make to it TV I'll wear shades and lose the hat. I use it to tilt my bill down so the guy can't see my eyes.

Rausch
11-17-2008, 12:02 AM
Ok, if I ever make to it TV I'll wear shades and lose the hat. I use it to tilt my bill down so the guy can't see my eyes.

Instead, wink a lot. Scrunch yer' whole face.

People have a natural urge to try to ignore people with disabilities and not stare. Look like you've got a facial tic.

Should get you out of the first day anyway...:evil:

J Diddy
11-17-2008, 12:02 AM
Oh definitely. I want to spend more than the 14 seconds on my hair daily. I have tons of free time.


Just think of the bright side. Time is money---oh yeah and all that cash on shampoo you'll no longer need..

J Diddy
11-17-2008, 12:03 AM
In the Lounge:

Usually a well-behaved guest watching the game at a well-liked Chiefs fan's home.

Also, not a Broncos "fan." (After the Browns became the Ravens I'm unwilling to apply for fan-dom for any team I don't own. That's kind of why I made the avatar.) Comfortable admitting obvious frailties in Mr. Bowlen's team as well as obvious strengths in teams that are owned by others.

In D.C.:

Formerly outspoken atheist, Objectivist and Libertarian who was called one day to listen to the Holy Spirit instead, but one who kept a fair portion of his libertarian politics despite the spiritual change.

so you're sybil

Mecca
11-17-2008, 12:03 AM
Just think of the bright side. Time is money---oh yeah and all that cash on shampoo you'll no longer need..

I actually snapped a hair brush in half in my hair one day.

J Diddy
11-17-2008, 12:04 AM
I actually snapped a hair brush in half in my hair one day.



holy fuck

don't let delilah anywhere near that shit

ClevelandBronco
11-17-2008, 12:04 AM
so you're sybil

I've learned to adapt and overcome.

Rausch
11-17-2008, 12:09 AM
I actually snapped a hair brush in half in my hair one day.

Good God, wash that $#it man...

Mecca
11-17-2008, 12:11 AM
Good God, wash that $#it man...

LOL I do, it was wet and I had just showered that was probably why so it was heavier.

ChiefaRoo
11-17-2008, 12:17 AM
Instead, wink a lot. Scrunch yer' whole face.

People have a natural urge to try to ignore people with disabilities and not stare. Look like you've got a facial tic.

Should get you out of the first day anyway...:evil:

Heh.

KcMizzou
11-17-2008, 12:19 AM
Don't think I have one. I'm really pretty boring.

J Diddy
11-17-2008, 12:39 AM
Don't think I have one. I'm really pretty boring.



whatever you're the jedi, ford dealing father of kids, eminem liking dude

who gives me shit about my pizza

Mecca
11-17-2008, 12:41 AM
whatever you're the jedi, ford dealing father of kids, eminem liking dude

who gives me shit about my pizza

What about your pizza?

KcMizzou
11-17-2008, 12:41 AM
whatever you're the jedi, ford dealing father of kids, eminem liking dude

who gives me shit about my pizzaHeh... GMC, but close enough.

J Diddy
11-17-2008, 12:43 AM
Heh... GMC, but close enough.


yeah, well, whatever

:D

J Diddy
11-17-2008, 12:44 AM
What about your pizza?


I'm the Dominos guy

Ultra Peanut
11-17-2008, 06:21 AM
what is up doggies

it is so good to make nuclear weapons

Bill Parcells
11-17-2008, 06:25 AM
The former president and CEO of Time Cheese Inc™ is at a crossroads?

You're like the Tony Stark of Kansas. Say it ain't so.

Katipan
11-17-2008, 06:45 AM
Since sexual dynamo is already taken, I guess I'll go with bored housewife turned funny succubus.

Sam Hall
11-17-2008, 06:46 AM
I'm the Husker fan who isn't afraid to jump in and run some smack. Mizzou fans hate me, but that's OK.

luv
11-17-2008, 06:55 AM
I'm the person who shares TMI.

Bill Parcells
11-17-2008, 07:00 AM
I'm the person who shares TMI.

Yes

NewChief
11-17-2008, 07:58 AM
I'm the guy that pretends to be related to an ex-Chief.

Midnight_Vulture
11-17-2008, 08:12 AM
I don't really look like meatloaf........here look at this...

ROFL

crazycoffey
11-17-2008, 08:13 AM
poor spelling, worse grammar, and rather useless statements, with a touch of sarcasm that only I find funny. But I'm okay with that.


No, this would be more like mine....

Midnight_Vulture
11-17-2008, 08:14 AM
Whats my schtick? I am eagerly wanting to know haha.

crazycoffey
11-17-2008, 08:16 AM
Mecca... You hate the Chiefs.


I'm going to add randomly giving away my casino cash to different people for no apparent reason to my schtick. CrazyCoffey got my $1100 or so last week and luv got $2 for telling me how to donate it. As it builds up a little so shall it disappear.


and I thank you for it. I actually haven't lost it all yet.

morphius
11-17-2008, 08:52 AM
Actually, I think Mecca looks a lot like the lead singer of Seether...

...which is sort of disturbing after seeing this picture of the guy. (consider yourselves warned)

http://tylershields.com/images/seether/shaun-morgan-seether-crazy.jpg

Buck
11-17-2008, 09:30 AM
This is too easy.

I am the Chargers Fan.

RJ
11-17-2008, 09:53 AM
Just call me schtickless.

4th and Long
11-17-2008, 09:54 AM
This thread just scared me schtickless.

gblowfish
11-17-2008, 10:59 AM
George Blowfish is, and continues to be, one of the Greatest Fans in the NFL.
Don't forget to buy lots of Chiefs gear for the holidays...you can get great buys on Brodie Croyle jerseys at your local JC Penny's and WalMart.

Your Pal,
Carl Delano Peterson
LTGMIPS

Mecca
11-17-2008, 12:44 PM
Actually, I think Mecca looks a lot like the lead singer of Seether...

...which is sort of disturbing after seeing this picture of the guy. (consider yourselves warned)

http://tylershields.com/images/seether/shaun-morgan-seether-crazy.jpg

I've heard that alot......that guy gets to bang Amy Lee so I could go for that...

morphius
11-17-2008, 01:15 PM
I've heard that alot......that guy gets to bang Amy Lee so I could go for that...
I've picked up the guitar recently, well at least the first time in 15 years, and have been trying to play one of their songs, 'cause I like it, and it looked relatively easy. I checked out the video, Remedy, on youtube and said, damn that looks like Mecca with a beard, and some makeup. I think we could all do a lot worse than Amy Lee, man I love her voice.

Mecca
11-17-2008, 01:17 PM
I've picked up the guitar recently, well at least the first time in 15 years, and have been trying to play one of their songs, 'cause I like it, and it looked relatively easy. I checked out the video, Remedy, on youtube and said, damn that looks like Mecca with a beard, and some makeup. I think we could all do a lot worse than Amy Lee, man I love her voice.

My friend saw that video and said "this song is awesome, how long did it take you to write it?"

tooge
11-17-2008, 01:20 PM
I see stupid people. They are all around me.

Nzoner
11-17-2008, 01:37 PM
....a haw haw haw

Jilly
11-17-2008, 01:41 PM
I'm a girl.

Jilly
11-17-2008, 01:45 PM
I've heard that alot......that guy gets to bang Amy Lee so I could go for that...

Why'd I think Mecca was black?

Sure-Oz
11-17-2008, 01:49 PM
I'm the araaaaaaaaaaaaab or one of them

morphius
11-17-2008, 01:49 PM
Why'd I think Mecca was black?
Because he is known as a big dick? :D

morphius
that was terrible, I apologize.

loochy
11-17-2008, 01:50 PM
I'm the nubbiest nub that ever did nub.

Mecca
11-17-2008, 01:50 PM
Why'd I think Mecca was black?

LOL, well if I was black that'd be pretty interesting.

morphius
11-17-2008, 01:52 PM
My friend saw that video and said "this song is awesome, how long did it take you to write it?"
Of all the videos of theirs I have looked at, that is the one that looks most like you, even as disturbing as that video is.

Sure-Oz
11-17-2008, 01:55 PM
LOL, well if I was black that'd be pretty interesting.

http://mugshotdujour.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/1_23_083105_looters2.jpg

Frosty
11-17-2008, 02:28 PM
anonymity

Saulbadguy
11-17-2008, 02:29 PM
Don't have one.

Bearcat
11-17-2008, 02:54 PM
I once had a schtick where I was my own little arrogant know-it-all brother. It was a classic big-brother-picking-on-little-brother relationship where the big brother was trying to be supportive while knocking the little brother down a peg but the little brother wouldn't ever StFU for 2 seconds and listen so I created a twist where he ran into a house while learning how to drive.










j/k

Demonpenz
11-17-2008, 03:22 PM
my first shtick was to just play dumb retard about everything. Fishing people. That went on for like 3 years. Now I just come up with random shit and draw ms paint pictures of shamwows, wolf shirts, airwolf and mcribbs

Donger
11-17-2008, 04:00 PM
I do not have a stick of which I'm aware.

RJ
11-17-2008, 04:05 PM
I do not have a stick of which I'm aware.



No? Why not?

Donger
11-17-2008, 04:07 PM
No? Why not?

I'm not big on introspection.

Friendo
11-17-2008, 04:47 PM
No? Why not?

Why do you ask?

Katipan
11-17-2008, 04:56 PM
I'm not big on introspection.

Why not? Self examination is fun. Use a mirror and lotion.

Donger
11-17-2008, 04:56 PM
Why not? Self examination is fun. Use a mirror and lotion.

I'm scared of what I'll find.

Katipan
11-17-2008, 04:58 PM
Corn nuts?

RJ
11-17-2008, 05:33 PM
Why do you ask?


Do you feel I was wrong to ask?

Friendo
11-17-2008, 06:11 PM
Do you feel I was wrong to ask?

ask what?

J Diddy
11-17-2008, 06:14 PM
I do not have a stick of which I'm aware.




Really? Really?

Theres no way you could be that annoying in real life.

luv
11-17-2008, 06:36 PM
I do not have a stick of which I'm aware.

Sounds like a personal problem.

Donger
11-17-2008, 07:13 PM
Really? Really?

Theres no way you could be that annoying in real life.

I assure you there is.

chasedude
11-17-2008, 07:31 PM
Bugeater call's me the guy with creepy Avatar's.

brorth
11-17-2008, 08:43 PM
Where's Penzo?

crazycoffey
11-18-2008, 10:10 AM
Where's Penzo?


in the middle?