George Carlin: Education and the owners of America

[rrl308]

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[ClevelandBronco]

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

[ClevelandBronco]

All these years after Lenny Bruce led us into George (and Richard), we still can't see the Seven Dirty Words here.

[SportsRacer]

All these years after Lenny Bruce led us into George (and Richard), we still can't see the Seven Dirty Words here.

I can.

You can turn off the word filters.

[SHTSPRAYER]

YOU are resorting to quoting George Carlin?!? ROFL

Let's explore just a few of his other principles, shall we?

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. "

"In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point."

"After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands. "

That should be enough to get you to wash off YOUR hands - or keyboard maybe.


Something tells me you've never actually read him.

ROFL

[SHTSPRAYER]

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Just in case anybody missed this the first time

BUMP

[Mecca]

George Carlin was the greatest...

[SHTSPRAYER]

George Carlin was the greatest...


The thing is, he wasn't a comedian per se, he just described things in a way that was brutally honest, and it just made you laugh hyterically.

I like this one about all the save the planet phoneys:


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[rrl308]

The thing is, he wasn't a comedian per se, he just described things in a way that was brutally honest, and it just made you laugh hyterically.

I like this one about all the save the planet phoneys:


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LMAO

[rrl308]

My personal favorite. Religion is bullsh*t.

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[Adept Havelock]

I'd trade Dane Cook, Adam Sandler, the entire casts of SNL and MAD TV, Johnny Knoxville and his assorted cretins, and most of the Comedy Central stand-up lineup for another decade of George Carlin.

[MahiMike]

He was one of the last in a dying breed. Him and Rickles started comedy for me.

[Adept Havelock]

He was one of the last in a dying breed. Him and Rickles started comedy for me.

Who asked ya, ya hockey puck... :p

[gblowfish]

I miss George. I don't always agree with his ideas, but he was extremely well spoken and thought provoking.