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Buck
11-24-2008, 12:10 AM
So, for once in my fuckin life I get one of my friends to drive to the game instead of me, so I get to get hammered.

It was fun before the game, but the best part happened when I was trying to get in the gate.

The line curves around this metal gate that is about waste high, so I am waiting in line and I finally get on the side of the gate that is closest to the entrance.

All of the sudden I notice Padres Left Fielder Scott Hairston on the other side of the gate. I turn around to my buddy and tell im who it is. I turn to Scott Hairston and say quietly "Hey bro, I dont want to draw attention to you, but you are one of my favorite players, and you are one of the few who plays all out. I love the Padres."

Coincidentally, his brother Jerry Hairston Jr., who plays for the Reds was standing right next to him. When I said I love the Padres, he said that he hated the Padres. So me, drunk as fuck, and not remembering what team Jerry played for, spats out "FUCK THE DIAMONDBACKS!" 10 minutes later my buddy lets me know that Jerry played for the Reds, and I felt like a douchebag.

After the game was over, Kevin Towers, Padres General Manager was walking right next to me, so I turned to him and Yelled, "Fuck the Reds!" I had to make up for before.

Although the Bolts lost, it was a fun night.

dtebbe
11-24-2008, 12:12 AM
I'm trying to figure out your avatar..

All I can come up with is that you have no nuts.

Is that the message you are trying to get across?

DT

Buck
11-24-2008, 12:13 AM
I'm trying to figure out your avatar..

All I can come up with is that you have no nuts.

Is that the message you are trying to get across?

DT

No, they are Bolts, get it Chargers = Bolts.

Im pretty drunk right now...

Short Leash Hootie
11-24-2008, 12:13 AM
Sammy Sosa had such a tremendous fall from grace the Cubs traded him for Jerry fucking Hairston and won the deal...

Buck
11-24-2008, 12:16 AM
Sammy Sosa had such a tremendous fall from grace the Cubs traded him for Jerry ****ing Hairston and won the deal...

Jerry Hairston Jr. is a bitch, his brother is getting love from one of his fans, and him with his gay little Jerry Curl is sitting there bagging on his more talented brother.

Fuck Jerry Hairston Jr.

dtebbe
11-24-2008, 12:17 AM
No, they are Bolts, get it Chargers = Bolts.

Im pretty drunk right now...

I got it.. I'm just busting your non-existent nuts :D

As disappointing as our season is, man you guys... were supposed to be good!

DT

Short Leash Hootie
11-24-2008, 12:18 AM
everyone knows Scott Hairston is roided out dude...at least he used to be...and Jerry > Scott...by a significant margin.

Buck
11-24-2008, 12:19 AM
I got it.. I'm just busting your non-existent nuts :D

As disappointing as our season is, man you guys... were supposed to be good!

DT

Tell me about it, I was asking my friends which season was more disappointing.

2001 Chargers start out 5-2, end up 5-11

2008 Chargers start out 4-7

Everyone said this year.

Short Leash Hootie
11-24-2008, 12:19 AM
Chargers are still going to win this division...

Buck
11-24-2008, 12:19 AM
Chargers are still going to win this division...

Wanna bet?

Short Leash Hootie
11-24-2008, 12:20 AM
Wanna bet?

Denver is god awful...

San Diego > Denver

Either way, Norv is out after this year so you have that going for you...we probably still have another year of Herm.

Bill Parcells
11-24-2008, 01:15 AM
I'm trying to figure out your avatar..

All I can come up with is that you have no nuts.

Is that the message you are trying to get across?

DT

LMFAO


ROFL

Bill Parcells
11-24-2008, 01:19 AM
So, for once in my ****in life I get one of my friends to drive to the game instead of me, so I get to get hammered.

It was fun before the game, but the best part happened when I was trying to get in the gate.

The line curves around this metal gate that is about waste high, so I am waiting in line and I finally get on the side of the gate that is closest to the entrance.

All of the sudden I notice Padres Left Fielder Scott Hairston on the other side of the gate. I turn around to my buddy and tell im who it is. I turn to Scott Hairston and say quietly "Hey bro, I dont want to draw attention to you, but you are one of my favorite players, and you are one of the few who plays all out. I love the Padres."

Coincidentally, his brother Jerry Hairston Jr., who plays for the Reds was standing right next to him. When I said I love the Padres, he said that he hated the Padres. So me, drunk as ****, and not remembering what team Jerry played for, spats out "**** THE DIAMONDBACKS!" 10 minutes later my buddy lets me know that Jerry played for the Reds, and I felt like a douchebag.

After the game was over, Kevin Towers, Padres General Manager was walking right next to me, so I turned to him and Yelled, "**** the Reds!" I had to make up for before.

Although the Bolts lost, it was a fun night.

You have to admit that the Jet fans had the best tailgate evah at Qualcomm. ;)


BTW..if you ever come out east you will be shocked. hardly no police presence, 6 port-a-shitters per lot area and bottles are permitted. and we open 5 hours before kickoff. last year it was 7 hours before kickoff.hence you know where are partying capabilities came from.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-24-2008, 01:34 AM
California knows how party...

http://deancalifornialove.ytmnd.com/

Buck
04-07-2009, 09:42 PM
Fucking Scott Hairston.

Hes on 2nd base, with 1 out.

Batter grounds to first and First Baseman concedes the leadoff runner advancing and jogs to first base.

Scott Hairston just keeps on running and is about 2/5 the way down the basepath, gets into a pickle and is thrown out.

One of the most idiotic plays I've ever seen.

EyePod
04-07-2009, 10:21 PM
****ing Scott Hairston.

Hes on 2nd base, with 1 out.

Batter grounds to first and First Baseman concedes the leadoff runner advancing and jogs to first base.

Scott Hairston just keeps on running and is about 2/5 the way down the basepath, gets into a pickle and is thrown out.

One of the most idiotic plays I've ever seen.

But did he "play all out?"

Buck
04-07-2009, 10:22 PM
Chargers are still going to win this division...

Wanna bet?

Damn, I shouldn't have bumped this thread.