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ChiefButthurt
11-24-2008, 01:43 PM
TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) -- In a span of 10 days, a man learned he won two automobiles in separate contests. Michel Horton picked up his newest ride on Friday, a 2008 "Bon Jovi Special Edition" Saturn Outlook, at a dealership in Topeka. He was notified of the win on Oct. 15.

The entry also netted him a guitar and gold-plated Bon Jovi records.

But that was his second free vehicle. Horton was notified Oct. 5 he had won a Mitsubishi Lancer in a contest sponsored by Bic lighter.

As if that weren't enough, he also won tickets to a recent Kansas City Chiefs game in another drawing. :eek:

Horton said rather than collecting the Lancer, he opted to take the cash-in value of $28,800 for the car. He said that will help pay the income tax and personal property taxes on his winnings.

Planetman
11-24-2008, 01:45 PM
Just when his streak of good luck got up and running, someone gave him Chiefs tickets. Poor bastard.

Bob Dole
11-24-2008, 01:45 PM
Good choice. The tax on those $5 Chiefs tickets is going to be a killer.

tooge
11-24-2008, 01:46 PM
an outlook, a lancer, and chiefs tix? Wow, this cat is jinxed

dorseybowe
11-24-2008, 01:47 PM
Sell those Chiefs tickets for antifreeze or air fresheners for his Saturn.

CoMoChief
11-24-2008, 01:50 PM
depending on what his car now is, I'd take the cash value of the first car as well.

Fish
11-24-2008, 01:52 PM
Sell those Chiefs tickets for antifreeze or air fresheners for his Saturn.

You know that antifreeze costs ~$10 a gallon right?

Mr. Flopnuts
11-24-2008, 01:54 PM
Just when his streak of good luck got up and running, someone gave him Chiefs tickets. Poor bastard.

LMAO The perfect opening response to this thread. Planetman to save the day!!!!!!

Demonpenz
11-24-2008, 01:55 PM
he doesn't happen to live in the basement of val kilmers dorm...does he?

Planetman
11-24-2008, 01:59 PM
LMAO The perfect opening response to this thread. Planetman to save the day!!!!!!
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6041/planetmansmallwc9.gif

dorseybowe
11-24-2008, 02:01 PM
You know that antifreeze costs ~$10 a gallon right?

Well, he said tickets, plural. I'd like to think he could squeeze out 10 bucks. You're right; maybe a bit of a push.

Skip Towne
11-24-2008, 02:02 PM
Somebody broke into my car and left two Chiefs tickets.

Ebolapox
11-24-2008, 02:03 PM
poor bastard.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-24-2008, 02:48 PM
Somebody broke into my car and left two Chiefs tickets.



LMAO

kepp
11-24-2008, 04:12 PM
Just when his streak of good luck got up and running, someone gave him Chiefs tickets. Poor bastard.

ROFLROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
11-24-2008, 04:18 PM
His was on fire... then the boobie prize came.

Micjones
11-24-2008, 04:20 PM
he doesn't happen to live in the basement of val kilmers dorm...does he?

Hollyfeld...Lazlo Hollyfeld.
:D

RJ
11-24-2008, 04:24 PM
Dumb bastard didn't have enough sense to quit while he was ahead.

TinyEvel
11-24-2008, 04:24 PM
THANK YOU CHIEFS PLANEt FOR MAKING ME LAUGH THROUGH AN ENTIRE THREAD!


PBJ

ROFL