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gblowfish
11-25-2008, 07:59 AM
I always like it when the Bear wins....

http://tinyurl.com/67yhp3

Panda attacks man who wanted a cuddle

BEIJING (Reuters) A panda at a zoo in southern China attacked a student who snuck into its pen hoping for a cuddle with the endangered bear, state media said Saturday.

The 20-year-old male student surnamed Liu jumped over the fence at the zoo in the tourist city of Guilin, ignoring warning signs not to, Xinhua news agency said.

"The panda, named Yangyang, was wide awake. Apparently scared by the intruder, he bit at Liu's arms and legs," it quoted an unnamed worker as saying after zoo keepers managed to calm the bear and rescue Liu, the report said.

"Yangyang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him," Liu was quoted as saying from his hospital bed. "I didn't expect he would attack."

Scientists believe fewer than 2,000 giant pandas live in the wild in China.

Radar Chief
11-25-2008, 08:02 AM
"Yangyang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him," Liu was quoted as saying from his hospital bed. "I didn't expect he would attack."

:LOL: ROFL :shake:

seclark
11-25-2008, 08:04 AM
yangyang bit the hand.
that feeds him.
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Bwana
11-25-2008, 08:06 AM
People do the same thing around here with Bison. "It's a park, these things must be tame. Go stand near the bison and I'll take your picture." THUMP, CRASH, STOMP..................dirt nap.

rockymtnchief
11-25-2008, 08:34 AM
People do the same thing around here with Bison. "It's a park, these things must be tame. Go stand near the bison and I'll take your picture." THUMP, CRASH, STOMP..................dirt nap.

Yup, I've personally seen it happen twice. The day will come when someone wants to "snuggle" a grizzly, I have no doubt.

seclark
11-25-2008, 08:35 AM
keep off our stage!

Radar Chief
11-25-2008, 09:31 AM
Yup, I've personally seen it happen twice. The day will come when someone wants to "snuggle" a grizzly, I have no doubt.

Heh, Grizzly Man?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_Man

Bwana
11-25-2008, 09:55 AM
Heh, Grizzly Man?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_Man

ROFL

Exactly.

You talk a about guy that was due for a dirt nap.

gblowfish
11-25-2008, 10:06 AM
Tourists is tasty!!

Frazod
11-25-2008, 10:15 AM
People do the same thing around here with Bison. "It's a park, these things must be tame. Go stand near the bison and I'll take your picture." THUMP, CRASH, STOMP..................dirt nap.

I don't know why anybody would want their picture taken with a bison in the first place. For me, the alure of those big smelly bastards wears off after about five minutes.

blueballs
11-25-2008, 10:56 AM
cuddle
that's what they call beastiality China

FishingRod
11-25-2008, 11:52 AM
Paraphrasing Rod White,

The Grizzly man after being eaten.

Look Father you said I would never amount to shit, but Look at me now!