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Donger
11-25-2008, 02:45 PM
For me, it's lasagna. I love eating it, but I invariably have excruciating heartburn about one hour later.

You?

blaise
11-25-2008, 02:48 PM
24 chicken wings.

Buck
11-25-2008, 02:49 PM
Pizza

jiveturkey
11-25-2008, 02:51 PM
Indian lunch buffet. I just ate it today and tomorrow will be pooptastic.

Planetman
11-25-2008, 02:52 PM
Kryptonite.

Buck
11-25-2008, 02:53 PM
Indian lunch buffet. I just ate it today and tomorrow will be pooptastic.

Makhani chicken?

Sure-Oz
11-25-2008, 02:53 PM
Buffallo Wings, Lasagne, Spaghetti, anything with tomato sauce and some of my moms food, well all... I hate GERD and Achalasia.

POND_OF_RED
11-25-2008, 02:54 PM
Poncho's. It's a 24 hour mexican place with cheap burritos. I think you can get a huge steak burritto for less than 5 bucks. Doesn't taste too bad when you're under the influence of something, but you pay for it the next day.

Frazod
11-25-2008, 02:56 PM
Ethiopian. I've been going to little place near Clark and Belmont called Mamma Desta's Red Sea Restaurant for almost 20 years (the owner and I have grown old and fat together :D ). Wonderful, exotic, spicy food, but let's just say that the post-dining experience is far different at 43 than it was at 24.

I still like it, but it doesn't like me. It's a gastric disaster, but I've still gotta have it at least once or twice a year.

Fish
11-25-2008, 02:58 PM
Goat curry does it for me....

Bob Dole
11-25-2008, 03:03 PM
Manwich.

Probably because Bob Dole eats the whole damned batch.

StcChief
11-25-2008, 03:04 PM
Indian lunch buffet. I just ate it today and tomorrow will be pooptastic.It doesn't take until tom for me.....
goes thru in like 3 hours. Curry or something those Dotheads cook with cleans me out.

Frankie
11-25-2008, 03:04 PM
Ethiopian. I've been going to little place near Clark and Belmont called Mamma Desta's Red Sea Restaurant for almost 20 years (the owner and I have grown old and fat together :D ). Wonderful, exotic, spicy food, but let's just say that the post-dining experience is far different at 43 than it was at 24.

I still like it, but it doesn't like me. It's a gastric disaster, but I've still gotta have it at least once or twice a year.

I'll be dining at Reza's restaurant on Sunday. It's on Clark. Do you know of it? If so is Mama Desta's reasonably close? On my way back to Iowa I can perhaps get take outs on Ethiopian food.

seclark
11-25-2008, 03:05 PM
pistachio nuts...could be the shells.
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Jilly
11-25-2008, 03:05 PM
sauerkraut

Frazod
11-25-2008, 03:10 PM
I'll be dining at Reza's restaurant on Sunday. It's on Clark. Do you know of it? If so is Mama Desta's reasonably close? On my way back to Iowa I can perhaps get take outs on Ethiopian food.

I am not familiar with Reza's, but Mama Desta's is on Clark just north of Belmont, about four blocks south of Wrigley Field.

If they do take out, I've never seen it.

Demonpenz
11-25-2008, 03:13 PM
pizza gives me heartburn like a mug

Munson
11-25-2008, 03:15 PM
Chinese buffet at a local place called China Star. Like clockwork, 30 minutes after I eat it, I'm on the crapper taking a "Dumb and Dumber"-style shit.

kc rush
11-25-2008, 03:17 PM
I'm lactose intolerant, so I've got to take meds if I'm going to have milk, ice cream, cottage cheese, cheese cake, etc. If I don't, I'll be on the can all day (but I might get a good poop thread out of it).

talastan
11-25-2008, 03:18 PM
Anything spicy....Cajun and Buffalo Wings especially. I'll eat a crazy amount. Great going down but when Nature calls.....Holy A**flames Batman!! :fire:

Frankie
11-25-2008, 03:19 PM
I am not familiar with Reza's, but Mama Desta's is on Clark just north of Belmont, about four blocks south of Wrigley Field.

If they do take out, I've never seen it.

Thanks. You should try Reza's too. Yummmm.

Buck
11-25-2008, 03:20 PM
pizza gives me heartburn like a mug

LIKE A MUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug.

Frankie
11-25-2008, 03:20 PM
Chinese buffet at a local place called China Star. Like clockwork, 30 minutes after I eat it, I'm on the crapper taking a "Dumb and Dumber"-style shit.

That would be "Dump and Dumper."

JuicesFlowing
11-25-2008, 03:21 PM
Pizza Hut gives me heartburn the next day, but I still eat it. Bananas give me terrible heartburn. I like them, but I never eat them anymore, they're not worth it. Pizza is though.

Buck
11-25-2008, 03:22 PM
Pizza Hut gives me heartburn the next day, but I still eat it. Bananas give me terrible heartburn. I like them, but I never eat them, they're not worth it. Pizza is though.

Banana's are supposed to cure Heartburn.

Frazod
11-25-2008, 03:22 PM
Years ago, KFC offered spicy fried chicken that was really, really hot (much hotter and much better than Popeyes). I loved it, but OMG it was brutal later. Talk about a Burning Ring of Fire.... :eek:

Frazod
11-25-2008, 03:22 PM
Thanks. You should try Reza's too. Yummmm.

What is Reza's?

JuicesFlowing
11-25-2008, 03:26 PM
Banana's are supposed to cure Heartburn.

Well that's not good.

Bacon Cheeseburger
11-25-2008, 03:30 PM
Long John Silver's and Popeye's chicken.

Woodrow Call
11-25-2008, 03:30 PM
Local joint in my small town called the Taco Barn. Its one of three places in town to eat and its damn good until you get halfway through your meal and your gut starts turning and you swear you'll never eat there again but I always do.

Saulbadguy
11-25-2008, 03:40 PM
Buffalo Wings. They go right through me, and burn on the way out.

damaticous
11-25-2008, 03:41 PM
pizza and anything with milk in it.

I'm NOT lactose intolerant...I'm allergic to milk. Anything more than a couple tablespoons of milk will make me bloated, break me out, have the shits, stuff my nose all up, and have itchy watery eyes and, etc, etc, etc...and lasts for a 2-10 days depending on how much I have.

MagicHef
11-25-2008, 03:42 PM
I'm lactose intolerant, so I've got to take meds if I'm going to have milk, ice cream, cottage cheese, cheese cake, etc. If I don't, I'll be on the can all day (but I might get a good poop thread out of it).

Heh... my friend is lactose intolerant. One night at college, a big group of us did the gallon challenge, then ran across campus in our boxers. When we got back to the dorm, he ran straight into the bathroom. After about half an hour, we knock and ask him if everything's alright, and we hear back, "I thought I was farting."

Frazod
11-25-2008, 03:44 PM
Milk and dairy products really used to bother me, but since I quit smoking it isn't nearly as bad.

TrickyNicky
11-25-2008, 03:44 PM
Chipotle Steak Burrito with the hot sauce and black beans. So delicious, but whether the consequences are worth it are up for debate.

JuicesFlowing
11-25-2008, 03:55 PM
Chipotle Steak Burrito with the hot sauce and black beans. So delicious, but whether the consequences are worth it are up for debate.

I pretty much eat that every time I go there. Sometimes i choose chicken, but the results are the same.

Pestilence
11-25-2008, 04:02 PM
Milk

Micjones
11-25-2008, 04:02 PM
Chiefs football.

Turns my damn stomach, but it's hard not to get a hot steamin' plate every Sunday afternoon.
:D

gblowfish
11-25-2008, 04:19 PM
Things I like that don't like me include Root Beer, Pepperoni, chili powder and peanut butter.

eazyb81
11-25-2008, 04:20 PM
Buffalo wings literally go straight from in my mouth to out my ass in a matter of minutes, and it burns much more going out than going in. I always know it will end bad if I eat them, but they taste so great that I usually can't help myself.

However, I am noticing more food items are starting to give me problems. For instance, I munched on some chips and house salsa last night at a mexican restaurant and it upset my stomach during the night. I had the feeling this morning that I was going to crap, but I had to meet my accountant, and wouldn't you know it, in the middle of our meeting I had to excuse myself to go take an explosive shit in his restroom. I'm the type of guy that when I have to go, I literally have to go right then or I will go in my pants.

My grandmother has chron's disease, and I'm starting to get scared that I am going to inherit it.

Phobia
11-25-2008, 04:26 PM
Pico-de-Gallo at every 10th Tex-Mex restaurant or so causes an allergic reaction that closes my throat to where it's painful to swallow. Then I get nauseated. Generally a one hour nap will clear it right up but it's not fun in the meantime. But I keep trying to eat the Pico. They're putting something in it and I cannot identify the ingredient. No clue.

Nzoner
11-25-2008, 04:26 PM
Margaritas,salsa and hot wings and on a good night I've been known to digest all 3 and a few hours later it's hell to pay.I have been taking these pills though that are similar to zantac before going out and generally they help.

BWillie
11-25-2008, 04:30 PM
Dead hookers

Buck
11-25-2008, 04:30 PM
Pico-de-Gallo at every 10th Tex-Mex restaurant or so causes an allergic reaction that closes my throat to where it's painful to swallow. Then I get nauseated. Generally a one hour nap will clear it right up but it's not fun in the meantime. But I keep trying to eat the Pico. They're putting something in it and I cannot identify the ingredient. No clue.

Its probably Hepatitis C they are putting in there.

ChiefButthurt
11-25-2008, 04:41 PM
Why isn't this called a "poop" thread??

CoMoChief
11-25-2008, 04:52 PM
Shitpotle Burrito.

Name explains itself.

HemiEd
11-25-2008, 05:19 PM
Chocolate. I finally have developed a liking for some sweets, and chocolate makes my stomach upset.

Goapics1
11-26-2008, 06:35 AM
I put hot sauce on a lot of stuff and it rips my stomach up most times. Can't live without it.

tmax63
11-26-2008, 06:48 AM
cantalope for me. easiest way to take a sick day at work. 2-3 bites I'm okay, a whole normal sized serving and I feel like I'm giving birth for about 12 hours starting 3-4 hours after meal. I can eat an entire watermelon and not bother me though.

PhillyChiefFan
11-26-2008, 06:53 AM
Chipotle Steak Burrito with the hot sauce and black beans. So delicious, but whether the consequences are worth it are up for debate.

Get that every time...I NEVER learn. I also put on top of that the Green Tabasco sauce too. Wow...my sinuses are clear for two weeks.

And yes...yes they are worth the consequences.

suds79
11-26-2008, 06:54 AM
Krispy Kreme donuts.

Always the same thing. 1 is my max. More than that? and I feel sick.

PhillyChiefFan
11-26-2008, 06:56 AM
I put hot sauce on a lot of stuff and it rips my stomach up most times. Can't live without it.

It's weird I started off just putting it on the normal stuff, chicken wings etc

Now I put it on EVERYTHING, Eggs, pizza, salads, its addictive I swear it.

MOhillbilly
11-26-2008, 06:56 AM
crawfish gives me crazy gas. but i love em anyway.

PhillyChiefFan
11-26-2008, 06:57 AM
Krispy Kreme donuts.

Always the same thing. 1 is my max. More than that? and I feel sick.

I had 3 once in one sitting and didn't feel good for about 2 days afterwards. I thought I felt my heart stop a few times afterwards.

Goapics1
11-26-2008, 06:58 AM
It's weird I started off just putting it on the normal stuff, chicken wings etc

Now I put it on EVERYTHING, Eggs, pizza, salads, its addictive I swear it.

I know what you are saying. I put it on everything too.

InChiefsHell
11-26-2008, 07:04 AM
Gyros. I plan my day (frequent visits to the throne) around them...

HemiEd
11-26-2008, 07:32 AM
crawfish gives me crazy gas. but i love em anyway.

Damn man, don't you know anything? That is the friggen bait silly!

DenverDanChiefsFan
11-26-2008, 07:33 AM
Gold Cap hot sauce - picked it up in New Orleans. All kinds of warnings on the package and the lady at the counter even warned me that it was "dangerous". Put a couple of drops into a bowl of chili and the shit just about killed me.

absolutely love it.

seclark
11-26-2008, 07:37 AM
Damn man, don't you know anything? That is the friggen bait silly!

boiled crawdaddies are as american as apple pie.
they give me the runnin-shits though.
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DenverDanChiefsFan
11-26-2008, 07:40 AM
boiled crawdaddies are as american as apple pie.
they give me the runnin-shits though.
secHave to agree with HemiEd - bait. We used to catch loads of them by my Granddad's house in Pittsburg then take them out to the pits for fishing.

tooge
11-26-2008, 07:41 AM
I love hot food. I have been putting Thai chilli sauces on alot of the asian foods I make, and even in chili, I love it. It makes the next day pretty painful, but I cant help it

Simply Red
11-26-2008, 08:17 AM
Banana's are supposed to cure Heartburn.

I've heard that too. But yes, I can validate Juices statement.

Kerberos
11-26-2008, 09:07 AM
Sugar Free Russel Stovers Candy.(chocolate) I love it greatly. But it doesn't like me.

BAD GAS and lots of it.

Jilly
11-26-2008, 09:20 AM
Refried beans, too. Give me the worst gas in the world. But I love them.
When I first had my c section, after I was so constipated it was horrible...I didn't figure anything was going to break through that wall of shit...so we went to Hooters and got some wings...they did the trick when nothing else would. But my asshole had never known that kind of pain...well, maybe a few times....but not to that degree.

ChiefButthurt
11-26-2008, 09:28 AM
Refried beans, too. Give me the worst gas in the world. But I love them.
When I first had my c section, after I was so constipated it was horrible...I didn't figure anything was going to break through that wall of shit...so we went to Hooters and got some wings...they did the trick when nothing else would. But my asshole had never known that kind of pain...well, maybe a few times....but not to that degree.

I hate it when chicks talk like this. :shake:

Donger
11-26-2008, 09:30 AM
Refried beans, too. Give me the worst gas in the world. But I love them.
When I first had my c section, after I was so constipated it was horrible...I didn't figure anything was going to break through that wall of shit...so we went to Hooters and got some wings...they did the trick when nothing else would. But my asshole had never known that kind of pain...well, maybe a few times....but not to that degree.

Good lord.

Frazod
11-26-2008, 09:31 AM
LMAO

Goapics1
11-26-2008, 09:32 AM
I hate it when chicks talk like this. :shake:

Most women have stanky asses, worse then men. Where you been?

Jilly
11-26-2008, 09:32 AM
I hate it when chicks talk like this. :shake:

yes, but it's so awesome when men talk like this... equally sexy :shake:

Blindside58
11-26-2008, 09:37 AM
Local Ghetto Establishment called Go Chicken Go! Livers and Gizzards with G-Sauce(Ghetto version of picante) Mashed potatoes, Yellow gravy and 2 Buttered Rolls

Goapics1
11-26-2008, 09:39 AM
Local Ghetto Establishment

Those places are the best IMHO.

notorious
11-26-2008, 09:45 AM
Blooming Onion at Outback. Delicious but it kicks my a$$ every time.

Rausch
11-26-2008, 09:59 AM
For some reason Pappa Johns works better for me than exlax. I'll eat it and within a 1/2 hour I start getting the rumble guts.

By the 45 minute mark I'm in the $#itter throwing down with uncomfortable force...

Rausch
11-26-2008, 10:06 AM
Refried beans, too. Give me the worst gas in the world. But I love them.
When I first had my c section, after I was so constipated it was horrible...I didn't figure anything was going to break through that wall of shit...so we went to Hooters and got some wings...they did the trick when nothing else would. But my asshole had never known that kind of pain...well, maybe a few times....but not to that degree.

:spock:

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/resources/2008/03/amyOMG030608.jpg

Phobia
11-26-2008, 10:28 AM
Blooming Onion at Outback. Delicious but it kicks my a$$ every time.

I wonder why: http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/20-Worst-Foods/2_Worst_Starter.php

eazyb81
11-26-2008, 10:28 AM
Most women have stanky asses, worse then men. Where you been?

Hmm, I think you need to meet some new women.

Donger
11-26-2008, 10:29 AM
I wonder why: http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/20-Worst-Foods/2_Worst_Starter.php

That's horrific.

Fish
11-26-2008, 10:34 AM
I wonder why: http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/20-Worst-Foods/2_Worst_Starter.php

Daaaaamn.....

Goapics1
11-26-2008, 10:46 AM
Hmm, I think you need to meet some new women.

ROFL

Goapics1
11-26-2008, 10:46 AM
I wonder why: http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/20-Worst-Foods/2_Worst_Starter.php

Who's that goober in your avatar?

Jilly
11-26-2008, 10:47 AM
That's horrific.

Is that per serving?

Donger
11-26-2008, 10:53 AM
Is that per serving?

I would assume it's the total for the entire "meal." At least I hope it is.

Phobia
11-26-2008, 10:56 AM
Who's that goober in your avatar?

I'm not going to say. I'm fishing for ChiefsPlanet members. I think I'm going to catch one.

Stewie
11-26-2008, 10:57 AM
Jalapenos, Serranos, etc., but I can't help myself. They're too good.

blueballs
11-26-2008, 11:06 AM
muff
you live with

Goapics1
11-26-2008, 11:07 AM
I'm not going to say. I'm fishing for ChiefsPlanet members. I think I'm going to catch one.

Is that joey?

chasedude
11-26-2008, 11:14 AM
I've been told I have an "iron stomach". I love it hot and spicy, have never had a problem with heartburn.

I have this reallllly hot Habanero Mango Salsa a friend's dad makes for me. No one I know can stand it, it's potent. It sent one of my friends into an asthma attack once LMAO

I love the endorphin rush you get from eating spicy foods, and it helps keep you regular! :thumb:

raybec 4
11-26-2008, 11:22 AM
For some reason Pappa Johns works better for me than exlax. I'll eat it and within a 1/2 hour I start getting the rumble guts.

By the 45 minute mark I'm in the $#itter throwing down with uncomfortable force...

It does the exact same thing to me, I get a mean case of scatter ass every time. I thought it was the garlic dipping sauce, but I don't care because it's awesome.

Phobia
11-26-2008, 11:42 AM
Is that joey?

I see you're fishing for ChiefsPlanet members as well.

kindra68
11-26-2008, 12:18 PM
Bananas, melon and avocados. All three bring out hives on my chest and a swollen itchy throat and tongue. Sad thing is I never know when it will hit. Sometimes I can eat a whole bowl of guacamole and nothing happens, the next time I just taste it and I want to tear out my tongue! Same with the others.
But I’m still not gonna give up my banana/chocolate shakes, melon/ prosciutto or fresh guacamole!

Goapics1
11-26-2008, 12:26 PM
Bananas, melon and avocados. All three bring out hives on my chest and a swollen itchy throat and tongue. Sad thing is I never know when it will hit. Sometimes I can eat a whole bowl of guacamole and nothing happens, the next time I just taste it and I want to tear out my tongue! Same with the others.
But Iím still not gonna give up my banana/chocolate shakes, melon/ prosciutto or fresh guacamole!

Allergies?

Sure-Oz
11-26-2008, 12:26 PM
Also any canned soup, all that damn sodium

blaise
11-26-2008, 02:03 PM
For some reason Pappa Johns works better for me than exlax. I'll eat it and within a 1/2 hour I start getting the rumble guts.

By the 45 minute mark I'm in the $#itter throwing down with uncomfortable force...

Yes, Pappa John's is like that. I never buy it. I only eat it if it's free at a work function or something and it's exactly like you said.