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Darth CarlSatan
11-25-2008, 11:51 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/0d08b873.jpg

And with this latest arrival to his Inbox,
DCS smashed his Yahoo Singles Account in to
CYBER DUST.

Boon
11-26-2008, 12:05 AM
Burn it!! Burn it with fire!

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 12:10 AM
Burn it!! Burn it with fire!

I can't tell you how jarring it is, at the end of the day, to be chillin' with your Comedy Central groove on, enjoying a quality 40 of St. Ides, and then to open an email and be "greeted" with THAT.

I have to go now, as my testicles and eyeballs have just made a break for the door!

Phobia
11-26-2008, 12:12 AM
Well, I don't know about everything else but it appears as though it's a personality match.

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 12:19 AM
Well, I don't know about everything else but it appears as though it's a personality match.

It's a proximity match, and it's a sad reflection on the lack of quality tail I suffer in this God-Awful cradle of hillbillies, speed-freaks, and Mormon Hillbilly Speed-Freaks.

Sadness...

JOhn
11-26-2008, 12:32 AM
I can't tell you how jarring it is, at the end of the day, to be chillin' with your Comedy Central groove on, enjoying a quality 40 of St. Ides, and then to open an email and be "greeted" with THAT.

I have to go now, as my testicles and eyeballs have just made a break for the door!

ROFLROFL

Damn that just fuggin scary!:eek:

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 12:43 AM
ROFLROFL

Damn that just fuggin scary!:eek:

I've been sent some, uh...interesting matches before, but that was just straight-up Pantera "New Level" scary.

Pitt Gorilla
11-26-2008, 12:45 AM
It's a proximity match, and it's a sad reflection on the lack of quality tail I suffer in this God-Awful cradle of hillbillies, speed-freaks, and Mormon Hillbilly Speed-Freaks.

Sadness...ROFL

"Bob" Dobbs
11-26-2008, 12:52 AM
Looks like Elway with a wig.

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 01:11 AM
Looks like Elway with a wig.

Don't you talk about Elway's secret tryst with Stafford's mama like that!:shake::evil:


I was thinking "one of those aliens who masquerades as a human from Men In Black", but what the fuck do I know?

JOhn
11-26-2008, 01:24 AM
I've been sent some, uh...interesting matches before, but that was just straight-up Pantera "New Level" scary.

I'm not sure that's even a face a mom could love.:shake:

JOhn
11-26-2008, 01:27 AM
Looks like Elway with a wig.

I hate to say this, But Elway is better looking that that :shrug:

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 01:28 AM
I'm not sure that's even a face a mom could love.:shake:

I don't even wanna' see that mama to find out...

JOhn
11-26-2008, 01:30 AM
I don't even wanna' see that mama to find out...

Well on the positive side of things......

Being that fugly, you know she puts out. ROFL



:spock:

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 01:37 AM
Well on the positive side of things......

Being that fugly, you know she puts out. ROFL



:spock:

She can "put out the garbage", and keep walkin' her ass on past the dumpster and back to the underside of that Troll Bridge she calls "home", boy! ROFL

If that woman was a sport, she'd be a golf course in East Rutherford New Jersey, and this motherfucker don't play golf!:evil:

JOhn
11-26-2008, 01:47 AM
She can "put out the garbage", and keep walkin' her ass on past the dumpster and back to the underside of that Troll Bridge she calls "home", boy! ROFL

If that woman was a sport, she'd be a golf course in East Rutherford New Jersey, and this mother****er don't play golf!:evil:

Yea those are the kind of woman that alcohol was invented for. Thank god I don't drink anymore.:clap:

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 01:52 AM
Yea those are the kind of woman that alcohol was invented for. Thank god I don't drink anymore.:clap:

Is there really enough alcohol in the world to justify fucking that?

I pray I never find out!

JuicesFlowing
11-26-2008, 02:41 AM
My eyes hurt.

Goapics1
11-26-2008, 07:36 AM
maybe she is just a butter face?

Dartgod
11-26-2008, 07:41 AM
I'd hit it.
























...with a 2 X 4

JASONSAUTO
11-26-2008, 08:02 AM
She can "put out the garbage", and keep walkin' her ass on past the dumpster and back to the underside of that Troll Bridge she calls "home", boy! ROFL

If that woman was a sport, she'd be a golf course in East Rutherford New Jersey, and this motherfucker don't play golf!:evil:

ROFL THATS GREAT

Braincase
11-26-2008, 08:19 AM
You really need to ask her if she has any shots of herself wearing a bikini and striking a suggestive pose by a red Japanese wannabe sportscar. *

* Dog in driver's seat optional.

Lonewolf Ed
11-26-2008, 08:20 AM
Are you sure that is a female? It reminds me of Tiny Tim.

seclark
11-26-2008, 08:29 AM
make sure you keep it fed, watered and tied up.
sec

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 08:34 AM
I'd hit it.
























...with a 2 X 4

ROFLROFLROFL

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 08:46 AM
You really need to ask her if she has any shots of herself wearing a bikini and striking a suggestive pose by a red Japanese wannabe sportscar. *

* Dog in driver's seat optional.

Sports car my ass; that face couldn't sell a 74 Dodge Duster...

mikeyis4dcats.
11-26-2008, 09:09 AM
nuke it from orbit...

Duck Dog
11-26-2008, 09:15 AM
I imagine that her breath smells from the combination of rotten teeth, smoke and coffee.

Demonpenz
11-26-2008, 09:33 AM
Go easy on Zane Smith, he had some good years

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 09:34 AM
Go easy on Zane Smith, he had some good years

Oh Lord! Recruited from College Girls Softball Team?

Fish
11-26-2008, 09:43 AM
So....... you're not going to e-mail her then? Cause you know..... it's a shame to let that e-mail go to waste and all....

PM me!

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 09:46 AM
So....... you're not going to e-mail her then? Cause you know..... it's a shame to let that e-mail go to waste and all....

PM me!

Only if you promise to pull a "It puts the lotion on it's skin", thus saving the rest of humanity from this travesty.

Adept Havelock
11-26-2008, 09:49 AM
But I was going to make Espresso!!

Stinger
11-26-2008, 10:01 AM
I'd hit it.






...with a 2 X 4

It looks like this has been done before ...... repeatedly.

Buck
11-26-2008, 10:02 AM
Are you sure you aren't Clayton?

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 10:05 AM
It looks like this has been done before ...... repeatedly.
ROFL

Big Chief Homer
11-26-2008, 10:16 AM
She's been in a movie I've seen.

Jilly
11-26-2008, 10:52 AM
are you sure that's a female? She looks like the blonde guy from This is Spinal Tap

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 10:57 AM
are you sure that's a female? She looks like the blonde guy from This is Spinal Tap

David St. Hubbins would disagree.

Speaking of which, let's bask in the majesty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyjxb9m5edI

Note 1:48. PRICELESS!

Jilly
11-26-2008, 11:01 AM
David St. Hubbins would disagree.

Speaking of which, let's bask in the majesty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyjxb9m5edI

Note 1:48. PRICELESS!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1435/755743354_34a3a63bfa.jpg

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 11:03 AM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1435/755743354_34a3a63bfa.jpg

Come on man, that's like using 'Fat Elvis'!!!! ROFL

Jilly
11-26-2008, 11:04 AM
Look at the resemblance, though.....omg, David St Hubbins wants to date you!

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 11:12 AM
The greatest thing Ed Bagely Jr. ever did:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-BYzaDwNoE&feature=related

Rausch
11-26-2008, 11:14 AM
She looks like the kinda' gal that would pack an @$$ like two highway safety barrels...

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 11:16 AM
Look at the resemblance, though.....omg, David St Hubbins wants to date you!

As long as I don't have to date the bass player, that's cool.

Rausch
11-26-2008, 11:18 AM
:spock:

http://www.nndb.com/people/894/000033795/deesnider04.jpg

Al Bundy
11-26-2008, 11:19 AM
What the **** is that? Good god it looks like something Gary Ridgeway would have killed in the 80's.

Rausch
11-26-2008, 11:32 AM
What the **** is that? Good god it looks like something Gary Ridgeway would have killed in the 80's.

Impossible.

He had sex with most of them before he killed them and there's no way an erection and this woman could coexist in the same room...

Darth CarlSatan
11-26-2008, 11:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs37NSLy3z4