Funny Stuff Oh...My...GOD. [Archive]

Darth CarlSatan

11-25-2008, 10:51 PM

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn182/lightbringerrr/0d08b873.jpg

And with this latest arrival to his Inbox,
DCS smashed his Yahoo Singles Account in to
CYBER DUST.

Boon

11-25-2008, 11:05 PM

Burn it!! Burn it with fire!

Darth CarlSatan

11-25-2008, 11:10 PM

Burn it!! Burn it with fire!

I can't tell you how jarring it is, at the end of the day, to be chillin' with your Comedy Central groove on, enjoying a quality 40 of St. Ides, and then to open an email and be "greeted" with THAT.

I have to go now, as my testicles and eyeballs have just made a break for the door!

Phobia

11-25-2008, 11:12 PM

Well, I don't know about everything else but it appears as though it's a personality match.

Darth CarlSatan

11-25-2008, 11:19 PM

Well, I don't know about everything else but it appears as though it's a personality match.

It's a proximity match, and it's a sad reflection on the lack of quality tail I suffer in this God-Awful cradle of hillbillies, speed-freaks, and Mormon Hillbilly Speed-Freaks.

Sadness...

JOhn

11-25-2008, 11:32 PM

I can't tell you how jarring it is, at the end of the day, to be chillin' with your Comedy Central groove on, enjoying a quality 40 of St. Ides, and then to open an email and be "greeted" with THAT.

I have to go now, as my testicles and eyeballs have just made a break for the door!

ROFLROFL

Damn that just fuggin scary!:eek:

Darth CarlSatan

11-25-2008, 11:43 PM

ROFLROFL

Damn that just fuggin scary!:eek:

I've been sent some, uh...interesting matches before, but that was just straight-up Pantera "New Level" scary.

Pitt Gorilla

11-25-2008, 11:45 PM

It's a proximity match, and it's a sad reflection on the lack of quality tail I suffer in this God-Awful cradle of hillbillies, speed-freaks, and Mormon Hillbilly Speed-Freaks.

Sadness...ROFL

"Bob" Dobbs

11-25-2008, 11:52 PM

Looks like Elway with a wig.

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 12:11 AM

Looks like Elway with a wig.

Don't you talk about Elway's secret tryst with Stafford's mama like that!:shake::evil:

I was thinking "one of those aliens who masquerades as a human from Men In Black", but what the fuck do I know?

JOhn

11-26-2008, 12:24 AM

I've been sent some, uh...interesting matches before, but that was just straight-up Pantera "New Level" scary.

I'm not sure that's even a face a mom could love.:shake:

JOhn

11-26-2008, 12:27 AM

Looks like Elway with a wig.

I hate to say this, But Elway is better looking that that :shrug:

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 12:28 AM

I'm not sure that's even a face a mom could love.:shake:

I don't even wanna' see that mama to find out...

JOhn

11-26-2008, 12:30 AM

I don't even wanna' see that mama to find out...

Well on the positive side of things......

Being that fugly, you know she puts out. ROFL

:spock:

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 12:37 AM

Well on the positive side of things......

Being that fugly, you know she puts out. ROFL

:spock:

She can "put out the garbage", and keep walkin' her ass on past the dumpster and back to the underside of that Troll Bridge she calls "home", boy! ROFL

If that woman was a sport, she'd be a golf course in East Rutherford New Jersey, and this motherfucker don't play golf!:evil:

JOhn

11-26-2008, 12:47 AM

She can "put out the garbage", and keep walkin' her ass on past the dumpster and back to the underside of that Troll Bridge she calls "home", boy! ROFL

If that woman was a sport, she'd be a golf course in East Rutherford New Jersey, and this mother****er don't play golf!:evil:

Yea those are the kind of woman that alcohol was invented for. Thank god I don't drink anymore.:clap:

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 12:52 AM

Yea those are the kind of woman that alcohol was invented for. Thank god I don't drink anymore.:clap:

Is there really enough alcohol in the world to justify fucking that?

I pray I never find out!

JuicesFlowing

11-26-2008, 01:41 AM

My eyes hurt.

Goapics1

11-26-2008, 06:36 AM

maybe she is just a butter face?

Dartgod

11-26-2008, 06:41 AM

I'd hit it.

...with a 2 X 4

JASONSAUTO

11-26-2008, 07:02 AM

Braincase

11-26-2008, 07:19 AM

You really need to ask her if she has any shots of herself wearing a bikini and striking a suggestive pose by a red Japanese wannabe sportscar. *

* Dog in driver's seat optional.

Lonewolf Ed

11-26-2008, 07:20 AM

Are you sure that is a female? It reminds me of Tiny Tim.

seclark

11-26-2008, 07:29 AM

make sure you keep it fed, watered and tied up.
sec

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 07:34 AM

I'd hit it.

...with a 2 X 4

ROFLROFLROFL

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 07:46 AM

You really need to ask her if she has any shots of herself wearing a bikini and striking a suggestive pose by a red Japanese wannabe sportscar. *

* Dog in driver's seat optional.

Sports car my ass; that face couldn't sell a 74 Dodge Duster...

mikeyis4dcats.

11-26-2008, 08:09 AM

nuke it from orbit...

Duck Dog

11-26-2008, 08:15 AM

I imagine that her breath smells from the combination of rotten teeth, smoke and coffee.

Demonpenz

11-26-2008, 08:33 AM

Go easy on Zane Smith, he had some good years

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 08:34 AM

Go easy on Zane Smith, he had some good years

Oh Lord! Recruited from College Girls Softball Team?

Fish

11-26-2008, 08:43 AM

So....... you're not going to e-mail her then? Cause you know..... it's a shame to let that e-mail go to waste and all....

PM me!

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 08:46 AM

So....... you're not going to e-mail her then? Cause you know..... it's a shame to let that e-mail go to waste and all....

PM me!

Only if you promise to pull a "It puts the lotion on it's skin", thus saving the rest of humanity from this travesty.

Adept Havelock

11-26-2008, 08:49 AM

But I was going to make Espresso!!

Stinger

11-26-2008, 09:01 AM

I'd hit it.

...with a 2 X 4

It looks like this has been done before ...... repeatedly.

Buck

11-26-2008, 09:02 AM

Are you sure you aren't Clayton?

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 09:05 AM

It looks like this has been done before ...... repeatedly.
ROFL

Big Chief Homer

11-26-2008, 09:16 AM

She's been in a movie I've seen.

Jilly

11-26-2008, 09:52 AM

are you sure that's a female? She looks like the blonde guy from This is Spinal Tap

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 09:57 AM

are you sure that's a female? She looks like the blonde guy from This is Spinal Tap

David St. Hubbins would disagree.

Speaking of which, let's bask in the majesty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyjxb9m5edI

Note 1:48. PRICELESS!

Jilly

11-26-2008, 10:01 AM

David St. Hubbins would disagree.

Speaking of which, let's bask in the majesty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyjxb9m5edI

Note 1:48. PRICELESS!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1435/755743354_34a3a63bfa.jpg

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 10:03 AM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1435/755743354_34a3a63bfa.jpg

Come on man, that's like using 'Fat Elvis'!!!! ROFL

Jilly

11-26-2008, 10:04 AM

Look at the resemblance, though.....omg, David St Hubbins wants to date you!

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 10:12 AM

The greatest thing Ed Bagely Jr. ever did:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-BYzaDwNoE&feature=related

Rausch

11-26-2008, 10:14 AM

She looks like the kinda' gal that would pack an @$$ like two highway safety barrels...

Darth CarlSatan

11-26-2008, 10:16 AM

Look at the resemblance, though.....omg, David St Hubbins wants to date you!

As long as I don't have to date the bass player, that's cool.

Rausch

11-26-2008, 10:18 AM

:spock:

http://www.nndb.com/people/894/000033795/deesnider04.jpg

Al Bundy

11-26-2008, 10:19 AM

What the **** is that? Good god it looks like something Gary Ridgeway would have killed in the 80's.

Rausch

11-26-2008, 10:32 AM

What the **** is that? Good god it looks like something Gary Ridgeway would have killed in the 80's.

Impossible.

He had sex with most of them before he killed them and there's no way an erection and this woman could coexist in the same room...