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RINGLEADER
11-29-2008, 10:14 AM
Just asking.

RINGLEADER
11-29-2008, 10:16 AM
I meant to write "should I wear my watch". Now I look ghey.

dannybcaitlyn
11-29-2008, 10:17 AM
I think its Wide-ona.

milkman
11-29-2008, 10:19 AM
She won't blow your thing if you don't show your bling.

blueballs
11-29-2008, 10:21 AM
she doesn't have to sleep with you
to steal your watch

Skip Towne
11-29-2008, 10:24 AM
I have a date with Condileeza Rice. What should I do?

blueballs
11-29-2008, 10:25 AM
expose your WMDs

Hog Farmer
11-29-2008, 10:54 AM
I have a date with Condileeza Rice. What should I do?


Get some eye glasses!

JuicesFlowing
11-29-2008, 10:58 AM
she doesn't have to sleep with you
to steal your watch

This.

the Talking Can
11-29-2008, 11:05 AM
I have a date with Condileeza Rice. What should I do?

with that gap in her teeth you won't need your viagra....just wedge it in there and shake for a minute before falling asleep....

Skip Towne
11-29-2008, 11:08 AM
with that gap in her teeth you won't need your viagra....just wedge it in there and shake for a minute before falling asleep....

:LOL:

Phobia
11-29-2008, 11:21 AM
Thank you for supporting your local charities. How long does she have to hang out with you?

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
11-29-2008, 11:22 AM
Nice job Ringleader.

Mr. Laz
11-29-2008, 11:28 AM
<table height="600" width="961"><tbody><tr><td width="700">Winona Ryder

Birth name Winona Laura Horowitz
Nickname Noni
Height 5' 4" (1.63 m)
Winona Ryder was born Winona Horowitz and named after her the town in which she was born, Winona Minnesota. She grew up in a ranch commune in Northern California where there was no electricity.
She is the Goddaughter of Timothy Leary and her parents were friends of Beat poet Allen Ginsberg and once edited a book called "Shaman Woman Mainline Lady" an anthology of writings on the drug experience in literature - this included one piece by Louisa May Alcott.
Winona Ryder was later to star as Jo in this author's Little Women (1994). She moved with her parents to Petaluma (near San Francisco) when she was ten and enrolled in acting classes at the American Conservatory Theater.
At 13 she had a video audition to the film Desert Bloom (1986), but didn't get the part. Director David Seltzer, however, spotted her and cast her in Lucas (1986). When telephoned to ask how she'd like to have her name appear on the credits, she suggested Ryder as her father's Mitch Ryder album was playing the background.
Ryder was selected for the part of Mary Corleone in The Godfather: Part III (1990), but had to drop out of the role after catching the flu from the strain of doing the films Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990) and Mermaids (1990) back to back. She said she didn't want to let everyone down by doing a substandard performance.
She later made The Age of Innocence (1993) which was directed by Martin Scorsese, who she believes to be "the best director in the world".


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the Talking Can
11-29-2008, 11:36 AM
bring lots of pills

she likes pills

Der Flöprer
11-29-2008, 11:38 AM
What the fuck is going on in here?

Donger
11-29-2008, 11:40 AM
Take pictures of her breasts. Many, many pictures of her breasts. Preferably not covered in clothing.

Donger
11-29-2008, 11:41 AM
<table height="600" width="961"><tbody><tr><td width="700">Winona Ryder

Birth name Winona Laura Horowitz
Nickname Noni
Height 5' 4" (1.63 m)
Winona Ryder was born Winona Horowitz and named after her the town in which she was born, Winona Minnesota. She grew up in a ranch commune in Northern California where there was no electricity.
She is the Goddaughter of Timothy Leary and her parents were friends of Beat poet Allen Ginsberg and once edited a book called "Shaman Woman Mainline Lady" an anthology of writings on the drug experience in literature - this included one piece by Louisa May Alcott.
Winona Ryder was later to star as Jo in this author's Little Women (1994). She moved with her parents to Petaluma (near San Francisco) when she was ten and enrolled in acting classes at the American Conservatory Theater.
At 13 she had a video audition to the film Desert Bloom (1986), but didn't get the part. Director David Seltzer, however, spotted her and cast her in Lucas (1986). When telephoned to ask how she'd like to have her name appear on the credits, she suggested Ryder as her father's Mitch Ryder album was playing the background.
Ryder was selected for the part of Mary Corleone in The Godfather: Part III (1990), but had to drop out of the role after catching the flu from the strain of doing the films Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael (1990) and Mermaids (1990) back to back. She said she didn't want to let everyone down by doing a substandard performance.
She later made The Age of Innocence (1993) which was directed by Martin Scorsese, who she believes to be "the best director in the world".


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I hate that picture. Couldn't they have at least un-twisted the straps first?

Phobia
11-29-2008, 11:50 AM
I hate that picture. Couldn't they have at least un-twisted the straps first?
Heh. Little OCD going on?

I don't mind the twists but I wish they'd have twisted one side the opposite way for some symmetry.

Buck
11-29-2008, 11:51 AM
Cock Ring?

Donger
11-29-2008, 11:55 AM
Heh. Little OCD going on?

I don't mind the twists but I wish they'd have twisted one side the opposite way for some symmetry.

Yes. I would have had to have un-twisted them if I were there. Slowly, but rather clumsily.

RJ
11-29-2008, 11:58 AM
Yes. I would have had to have un-twisted them if I were there. Slowly, but rather clumsily.



Better to un-buckle them than to un-twist them. Quickly, but rather clumsily.

DaneMcCloud
11-29-2008, 11:59 AM
Just be careful if you take her shopping.

Also, she like to give hand drums as gifts so if you're not into that type of thing, tell you have no rhythm.

Phobia
11-29-2008, 12:03 PM
FWIW, this is not a good time to start dating somebody. Wait until after the new year and until mid-february if you can swing it.

RJ
11-29-2008, 12:05 PM
FWIW, this is not a good time to start dating somebody. Wait until after the new year and until mid-february if you can swing it.



Good point. I've been married so long I'd forgotten all about that.

Rain Man
11-29-2008, 01:43 PM
I have a little bit of a "harmless married man crush" on Winona. She's a cutie, or maybe a kleptocutie.

I would agree with Donger about getting pictures of her breasts. That would be nice. Also, I'm sure that she views Beetlejuice as her masterpiece work, so you should watch Beetlejuice several times to the point where you know her lines by heart, and then don't acknowledge any of those other chick flicks that she's not proud of.

DJJasonp
11-29-2008, 02:22 PM
Didnt you see Entourage where Turtle told too much about Meadow Soprano???

You're blowing it man!!!!

In all seriousness....I have a friend of a friend who went out with her (for real)....supposedly she's insanely shy.

The Bad Guy
11-29-2008, 03:15 PM
Ring,

Good work. You should bring Martha Dumptruck too.

R is OK with you dating other chicks? She really does rock.

googlegoogle
11-29-2008, 04:01 PM
ashamed at being a Horowitz?

Ari Chi3fs
11-29-2008, 04:05 PM
http://www.millioncelebs.com/fcv5/winona-rider/winona-rider-03.jpg

CrazyPhuD
11-29-2008, 04:26 PM
Nah you don't need to wear it, but make sure you still bring the pearl necklace. Chicks dig it when you give them one on the first date.

splatbass
11-29-2008, 04:31 PM
I hate that picture. Couldn't they have at least un-twisted the straps first?

I didn't even notice the straps until you pointed them out. What does that say about you? :hmmm:

Donger
11-29-2008, 05:04 PM
I didn't even notice the straps until you pointed them out. What does that say about you? :hmmm:

I'm more observant than you?

splatbass
11-29-2008, 06:41 PM
I'm more observant than you?

No, I'd say our priorities on what to observe are different....;)

Adept Havelock
11-29-2008, 06:46 PM
.

Donger
11-29-2008, 06:59 PM
No, I'd say our priorities on what to observe are different....;)

What did you observe?

Donger
11-29-2008, 06:59 PM
.

"BQ!"

blueballs
11-29-2008, 06:59 PM
Single
White
Female

Donger
11-29-2008, 07:02 PM
Oh, some trivia: the nasty blonde Heather actually died of a brain tumor in real life, IIRC.

"Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? First you ask if you can be red, knowing that I'm always red."

splatbass
11-29-2008, 07:03 PM
What did you observe?


Her, not her clothing. Her clothing was just in the way.....

Donger
11-29-2008, 07:09 PM
Her, not her clothing. Her clothing was just in the way.....

You may note that I mentioned her breasts first. Or, perhaps you may not.

Adept Havelock
11-29-2008, 07:32 PM
Oh, some trivia: the nasty blonde Heather actually died of a brain tumor in real life, IIRC.

"Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? First you ask if you can be red, knowing that I'm always red."

Thank you. I like to add an obscure piece of trivia to my collection each day.

If it hadn't already existed, something tells me there is no way in hell that movie gets made Post-Columbine.

Dylan
11-29-2008, 09:04 PM
If you like her... bring your tax returns

Count Alex's Losses
11-29-2008, 09:05 PM
This is a weird thread.

Braincase
11-30-2008, 08:50 AM
Congrats on the date. One question though... WTF is that on her fingers, dude?

Thig Lyfe
11-30-2008, 12:02 PM
So Ringleader... did you pull a Winona on Winona?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/29/winona-ryder-investigated_n_147073.html

Winona Ryder has been accused of losing £81,000 of diamonds loaned to her for a fashion awards ceremony.

The actress, who was convicted of shoplifting in 2001, was given a diamond encrusted bracelet and ring to wear to a Marie Claire magazine party.

Miss Ryder reported the items missing after she allegedly handed them to staff at her Madrid hotel for safekeeping.

But according to the French magazine Voici, hotel management insist they have no surveillance footage showing her handing over the jewels. Executives at Bulgari, which owns the diamonds, apparently called in the police.

Donger
11-30-2008, 12:19 PM
Congrats on the date. One question though... WTF is that on her fingers, dude?

It's an ice cube, or at least I hope it is.

Count Alex's Losses
11-30-2008, 01:04 PM
Men who wear jewelry are pretty faggy.

Rausch
11-30-2008, 01:09 PM
Am I the only one that smells a Turtle-esque let down here?

"And i would have fucked him too if he hadn't run his big mouth!..."

DaneMcCloud
11-30-2008, 01:46 PM
This is a weird thread.

Winona's even weirder

Donger
11-30-2008, 01:55 PM
RL, how did this come to pass, anyway?

jAZ
12-29-2008, 12:36 PM
How'd the date go?

BigRedChief
12-29-2008, 12:44 PM
How'd the date go?
Yeah, what he said.

Dartgod
12-29-2008, 01:02 PM
Just be careful if you take her shopping.

Also, she like to give hand drums as gifts so if you're not into that type of thing, tell you have no rhythm.
So is drum another word for job? Just wondering...

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 01:04 PM
So is drum another word for job? Just wondering...

No, it's not.

She bought hand drums for Johnny when she was dating him. It was just an inside joke.

I hope that Ringleader's date went well. She's a beautiful woman and I hope they got along.

Donger
12-29-2008, 02:08 PM
No, it's not.

She bought hand drums for Johnny when she was dating him. It was just an inside joke.

I hope that Ringleader's date went well. She's a beautiful woman and I hope they got along.

Have you seen her breasts? Naked and in person, I mean?

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 02:29 PM
Have you seen her breasts? Naked and in person, I mean?

Naked? No.

In person? Yes.

Donger
12-29-2008, 02:42 PM
Naked? No.

In person? Yes.

Was it wonderful?

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 02:44 PM
Was it wonderful?

ROFL

I don't quite remember it that way but she's definitely attractive.

Donger
12-29-2008, 02:46 PM
ROFL

I don't quite remember it that way but she's definitely attractive.

I don't think I would be able to contain/restrain myself.

jAZ
12-29-2008, 05:19 PM
I assume his silence is a good sign for RL. Were I to suddenly date a celeb and we ended up in a relationship, I don't know that I could jumb back online and tell the story.

Or it could be that it was all BS. While I don't think *this* sort of BS is RL's style, he's not adverse to it entirely.

:)

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 05:20 PM
I assume his silence is a good sign for RL. Were I to suddenly date a celeb and we ended up in a relationship, I don't know that I could jumb back online and tell the story.

Or it could be that it was all BS. While I don't think *this* sort of BS is RL's style, he's not adverse to it entirely.

:)

Nah, it's not BS.

Donger
12-29-2008, 05:21 PM
I assume his silence is a good sign for RL. Were I to suddenly date a celeb and we ended up in a relationship, I don't know that I could jumb back online and tell the story.

Or it could be that it was all BS. While I don't think *this* sort of BS is RL's style, he's not adverse to it entirely.

:)

He's a tease.

BigChiefFan
12-29-2008, 05:21 PM
I think it was said in jest because Winona got caught shoplifting. Hence the "should I wear my jewelry "comment.

88TG88
12-29-2008, 05:21 PM
Nah, it's not BS.

I think it's BS

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 05:22 PM
I don't think I would be able to contain/restrain myself.

I think you'd be so starstruck that you probably wouldn't be able to say a word.

DM: "Hey Winona, this is my friend, Donger"

WR: "Hi, uh, Donger!"

Donger: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

WR: By DM!

Donger
12-29-2008, 05:23 PM
I think you'd be so starstruck that you probably wouldn't be able to say a word.

DM: "Hey Winona, this is my friend, Donger"

WR: "Hi, uh, Donger!"

Donger: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

WR: By DM!

She wouldn't be able to speak.

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 05:24 PM
I think it's BS

You should have stuck around yesterday.

I could have hooked you up with a "hottie".

ROFLROFL

BigChiefFan
12-29-2008, 05:25 PM
Some of you are slow on the uptake... again...I think it was said in jest because Winona got caught shoplifting. Hence the "should I wear my jewelry "comment.

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 05:25 PM
She wouldn't be able to speak.

LMAO

If you look like Johnny, I'd imagine that would be the case.

Donger
12-29-2008, 05:26 PM
Some of you are slow on the uptake... again...I think it was said in jest because Winona got caught shoplifting. Hence the "should I wear my jewelry "comment.

:spock:

88TG88
12-29-2008, 05:26 PM
You should have stuck around yesterday.

I could have hooked you up with a "hottie".

ROFLROFL

Why what did you guys end up doing ?

Donger
12-29-2008, 05:26 PM
LMAO

If you look like Johnny, I'd imagine that would be the case.

Johnny Depp? I don't but one pf my brothers looks just like him.

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 05:27 PM
Some of you are slow on the uptake... again...I think it was said in jest because Winona got caught shoplifting. Hence the "should I wear my jewelry "comment.

I think you are correct. The story was dated 11/29.

Ringleader, you bastard! o:-)

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 05:29 PM
Why what did you guys end up doing ?

Hanging out until the end of the game. There was a drunk British/Australian chick that showed up that was out of her mind drunk. No panties and flashing.

She basically attacked TinyEvel. He was dumbfounded! It was pretty hilarious.

Bowser
12-29-2008, 05:31 PM
Hanging out until the end of the game. There was a drunk British/Australian chick that showed up that was out of her mind drunk. No panties and flashing.

She basically attacked TinyEvel. He was dumbfounded! It was pretty hilarious.

She must have been drunk, or else she would have noticed that he is about 30 pounds overweight.





:evil:

jAZ
12-29-2008, 05:32 PM
Some of you are slow on the uptake... again...I think it was said in jest because Winona got caught shoplifting. Hence the "should I wear my jewelry "comment.

I think you are correct. The story was dated 11/29.

Ringleader, you bastard! o:-)
Heh... That's funny.

I hadn't heard about this until now.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11282008/news/regionalnews/ryder_in_an_ice_folly_141207.htm

RYDER IN AN 'ICE' FOLLY
'LOSES' 125G LOANER BLING


By DAVID K. L I

NOW YOU SEE IT . . . Winona Ryder, whose 2002 shoplifting arrest got her a starring role In The Post, arrives at a Madrid gala wearing the bracelet she later reported missing.

November 28, 2008

Sticky-fingered actress Winona Ryder mysteriously lost a diamond-encrusted bracelet and ring worth more than $125,000, according to a published report.

Ryder told Bulgari jewelers that she misplaced their gems, which had been out on loan, after wearing them at a Marie Claire bash in Madrid on Sunday, according to the French celebrity-news magazine Voici.

The "Girl, Interrupted" star - convicted in 2002 of shoplifting in Beverly Hills - claimed she lost the precious stones after handing them in an envelope to her hotel's front desk for safe keeping.

But Voici reported no hotel surveillance cameras captured Ryder giving the jewels to front-desk personnel.

Bulgari has asked police in Madrid to investigate, according to Voici.

A representative for the actress did not return phone and e-mail messages seeking comment last night.

A US-based spokeswoman for the famed Italian jeweler confirmed that the company had loaned gems to Marie Claire magazine for event organizers to then lend to celebrity partygoers.

The Bulgari representative declined to discuss Ryder or say whether any jewels were missing.

Ryder gained her reputation as a five-finger discounter in 2002, when a Los Angeles County jury convicted her of swiping $5,500 worth of goods from a Saks Fifth Avenue.

Her arrest at the Beverly Hills Saks Fifth Avenue in December 2001, led LA prosecutors to find that Ryder had been caught taking unpaid-for goods before - at Barneys in Manhattan in 2000 and 2001, and at Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills in 2001.

She wasn't charged with crimes in either of those incidents.

Ryder was sentenced to probation, which she completed without incident.

Ryder's European trip got off to a shaky start last week, when the actress fell ill on a Los Angeles-to-London flight, forcing pilots into a fast landing at Heathrow Airport.

Medics greeted the 37-year-old actress at the gate and rushed her to a west London hospital, where she was treated and released within hours.

Ryder's representative said the actress was fine, but didn't elaborate on what ailment she had suffered.

Additional reporting by Kelly Magee

david.li@nypost.com

88TG88
12-29-2008, 05:33 PM
Hanging out until the end of the game. There was a drunk British/Australian chick that showed up that was out of her mind drunk. No panties and flashing.

She basically attacked TinyEvel. He was dumbfounded! It was pretty hilarious.

Damn, i didn't know that was the kind of place where chicks get wild. Especially at 11:30 in the morning.

next time you guys head out there hit me up.

Der Flöprer
12-29-2008, 05:34 PM
.

So you want him to grab a bag of corn nuts and bust a nut?

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 05:37 PM
Damn, i didn't know that was the kind of place where chicks get wild. Especially at 11:30 in the morning.

next time you guys head out there hit me up.

Will do and nice to finally meet you!

DaneMcCloud
12-29-2008, 05:37 PM
She must have been drunk, or else she would have noticed that he is about 30 pounds overweight.





:evil:

She was so drunk (she's hadn't slept) that she wouldn't have noticed if he was 300 pounds overweight.