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Gonzo
12-02-2008, 09:27 AM
Wounded deer attacks on hunter who shot him
ASSOCIATED PRESS
12/01/2008

SEDALIA, Mo. --- A Sedalia hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain.

Forty-nine-year-old Randy Goodman said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.

The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called "15 seconds of hell." The deer ran a short distance and went down, and died after Goodman fired two more shots.

Soon Goodman started feeling dizzy and noticed his vest was soaked in blood.

So he reached his truck and drove to a hospital, where he received seven staples in his scalp and was treated for a slight concussion and bruises.

seclark
12-02-2008, 09:29 AM
"two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck"

i disagree.
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Demonpenz
12-02-2008, 09:35 AM
my uncle always taught me two in the chest one in the head, but come to think about it he didn't hunt animals

Gonzo
12-02-2008, 09:52 AM
I hear about this type of shit every year. If the eyes are shut, pop it again.

blueballs
12-02-2008, 10:00 AM
sexual congress

CoMoChief
12-02-2008, 10:06 AM
THEY'RE COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CoMoChief
12-02-2008, 10:07 AM
There are generally 2 steps in hunting deer.

1. shoot the deer
2. make sure the mother fucker's dead

Gonzo
12-02-2008, 10:08 AM
THEY'RE COMIN' RIGHT FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL

Dartgod
12-02-2008, 10:13 AM
NSFW Warning

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seclark
12-02-2008, 10:19 AM
NSFW Warning

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classic...always funny.
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Alton deFlat
12-02-2008, 10:24 AM
..and if you're still not sure if he's dead, you can always have Fido go to work on him.

Planetman
12-02-2008, 10:26 AM
*BLAM* ... ... ... *BLAM*

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. [/Peter Clemenza]

InChiefsHell
12-02-2008, 10:57 AM
"two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck"

i disagree.
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My thoughts exactly...Jeeez, he shot the thing four times before it died...Methinks dude ain't a very good shot...

seclark
12-02-2008, 10:59 AM
My thoughts exactly...Jeeez, he shot the thing four times before it died...Methinks dude ain't a very good shot...

yep...props to that buck for getting a few licks in before he went down.
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Bwana
12-02-2008, 11:00 AM
My thoughts exactly...Jeeez, he shot the thing four times before it died...Methinks dude ain't a very good shot...

This

I have killed more deer with a .22 than any other gun and this ass clown can't smoke one with two shots from a .270? I think he is a future Darwin Award in the making.

stumppy
12-02-2008, 11:04 AM
This

I have killed more deer with a .22 than any other gun and this ass clown can't smoke one with two shots from a .270? I think he is a future Darwin Award in the making.

A .22 magnum is geat for killing deer.




Or so I hear.:D

Gonzo
12-02-2008, 12:00 PM
This

I have killed more deer with a .22 than any other gun and this ass clown can't smoke one with two shots from a .270? I think he is a future Darwin Award in the making.

.22 is a bit small isn't it? Christ, I shoot a 300 Mag. I take it you're using it for a backup?

InChiefsHell
12-02-2008, 12:32 PM
.22 is a bit small isn't it? Christ, I shoot a 300 Mag. I take it you're using it for a backup?

Oh, I dunno, I suppose a well placed heart or lung shot with a .22 would kill a deer...it would kill a person after all...

...having said that, I'll stick with my .30\30

boogblaster
12-02-2008, 01:10 PM
many have fallen to me .22 ... many ...

ExtremeChief
12-02-2008, 03:21 PM
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damaticous
12-02-2008, 04:22 PM
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That'd suck and take a few moments to figure out just what the f was going on...I'm mean seriously...a deer kicking my ass??? WTF? Would be a little confusing, funny (in a Family Guy kind of way), and frightning. But I'm thinking after about 5-8 seconds I'd give it some NASTY titty twisters. If that didn't work I'd grab it by the nose and give it the ol' "Got ya nose" trick I do on my nephew. If that didn't work I'd have to just have to kick it in the nuts. If that didn't work I'd probably just curl up in a ball and cry like my 9 month old neice.

:D

In all seriousness I'd be pretty freaked out, but it wouldn't take me long to figure out that it's either me or the deer that's gunna die. I would have choose the deer to die...one way or another.

ExtremeChief
12-02-2008, 04:46 PM
That'd suck and take a few moments to figure out just what the f was going on...I'm mean seriously...a deer kicking my ass??? WTF? Would be a little confusing, funny (in a Family Guy kind of way), and frightning. But I'm thinking after about 5-8 seconds I'd give it some NASTY titty twisters. If that didn't work I'd grab it by the nose and give it the ol' "Got ya nose" trick I do on my nephew. If that didn't work I'd have to just have to kick it in the nuts. If that didn't work I'd probably just curl up in a ball and cry like my 9 month old neice.

:D

In all seriousness I'd be pretty freaked out, but it wouldn't take me long to figure out that it's either me or the deer that's gunna die. I would have choose the deer to die...one way or another.

IIRC he sprayed a bunch of doe scent on him or something. Whatever it was, he did something extremely stupid.

Fun for us to watch though!

Valiant
12-02-2008, 06:05 PM
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KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 06:46 PM
Heh... I was hoping it was a response to this...

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luv
12-02-2008, 06:48 PM
Heh... I was hoping it was a response to this...

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You find some very interesting things on youtube.

MahiMike
12-02-2008, 07:19 PM
Makes me think of the movie "Tommy Boy" w/Chris Farley...funny stuff.

Mecca
12-02-2008, 07:23 PM
This will never happen to me because I have no reason to shoot animals.

J Diddy
12-02-2008, 07:40 PM
This will never happen to me because I have no reason to shoot animals.

food perhaps

Bwana
12-02-2008, 07:55 PM
.22 is a bit small isn't it? Christ, I shoot a 300 Mag. I take it you're using it for a backup?

Nope, I have killed more deer with a .22 long rifle (not Magnum) than all other guns combined. My "backup is a glock 20."

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 08:00 PM
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