PDA

View Full Version : Misc Any 30-ish Homosexual Men Here?


Donger
12-02-2008, 08:28 PM
If so, I have a question which you may or may not be able to answer. Please step up, if so willing.

Thanks.

SPchief
12-02-2008, 08:34 PM
This thread is gonna be good

Donger
12-02-2008, 08:36 PM
This thread is gonna be good

Are you 30-ish, male and homosexual?

SPchief
12-02-2008, 08:40 PM
Are you 30-ish, male and homosexual?

I'm male, but not 30ish or homosexual

Donger
12-02-2008, 08:40 PM
I'm male, but not 30ish or homosexual

Then you are no help here.

Ultra Peanut
12-02-2008, 08:41 PM
DAY BOW BOW

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8Q7FFjUpVLg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8Q7FFjUpVLg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

SNR
12-02-2008, 08:41 PM
I'm not, but what's the question?

JBucc
12-02-2008, 08:41 PM
I'm 20 and glanced at a penis once in the showers. Close enough?

Donger
12-02-2008, 08:41 PM
Actually, I'll amend that:

Male and homosexual is fine. I'd prefer 30-ish, but if age is a barrier, I'll waive it.

Ultra Peanut
12-02-2008, 08:47 PM
This is such a weak honeypot, Sir Er of Dongsylvania. With all of the effort Kotter's put into his methods, it's almost a slap in the face to even do something like this.

<object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/6_QYVksWBPYcQWm9WVYsXw"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/6_QYVksWBPYcQWm9WVYsXw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="296"></embed></object>

boogblaster
12-02-2008, 08:48 PM
Sounds like Madonna and Dong are looking for the same animal ...

Demonpenz
12-02-2008, 08:48 PM
the gerbil thing is just a urban myth

Donger
12-02-2008, 08:48 PM
This is such a weak honeypot, Sir Er of Dongsylvania. With all of the effort Kotter's put into his methods, it's almost a slap in the face to even do something like this.

<object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/6_QYVksWBPYcQWm9WVYsXw"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/6_QYVksWBPYcQWm9WVYsXw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="296"></embed></object>

I don't know what you are trying to say.

SNR
12-02-2008, 08:50 PM
the gerbil thing is just a urban myth

o rly


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W0pNeDMowCY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W0pNeDMowCY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Ultra Peanut
12-02-2008, 08:50 PM
I don't know what you are trying to say.I'm saying you're a slacker, and a... a usurper!

Phobia
12-02-2008, 08:54 PM
Most of the men about whom I had been wondering have cleared up that doubt through participation in this thread.

Coach
12-02-2008, 08:58 PM
WTF is going on in here?

Ultra Peanut
12-02-2008, 09:01 PM
Do we even have 30 year olds? It seems like everyone's either 20 or 50.

ChiefsLV
12-02-2008, 09:01 PM
How may I service - err assist you? :p

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 09:02 PM
Sorry. The best I can offer is that in the early 1980s I found Grace Jones to be somewhat sexy.

Simply Red
12-02-2008, 09:04 PM
I'm thirty-thixth.

J Diddy
12-02-2008, 09:04 PM
Do we even have 30 year olds? It seems like everyone's either 20 or 50.


Hey now I'm 34.

J Diddy
12-02-2008, 09:05 PM
I'm thirty-thixth.


you sure are you sexy bitch, you

Donger
12-02-2008, 09:11 PM
How may I service - err assist you? :p

Are you a homosexual male?

BWillie
12-02-2008, 09:13 PM
The only man I would ever have sex with is Mario Chalmers.

Ultra Peanut
12-02-2008, 09:15 PM
I can find a guy who's a gay man and a gay journalist, if you'd like.

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 09:15 PM
Hey now I'm 34.As am I, Pizza man. No interest in the schlong, though.

SNR
12-02-2008, 09:15 PM
This guy is 40. And a man. Ask him if he's homosexual.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/tim_layden/09/26/fairgame/t1_gundy.jpg

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 09:15 PM
The only man I would ever have sex with is Mario Chalmers.LMAO

Wow. Now there's a level of fandom I can't hope to compete with.

Count Zarth
12-02-2008, 09:16 PM
The 20-year olds, like me, have more energy, Donger.

luv
12-02-2008, 09:16 PM
Do we even have 30 year olds? It seems like everyone's either 20 or 50.

I'm 32, and I like guys. Of course, I'm a chick, so that discredits the homosexual male thing.

Jenson71
12-02-2008, 09:18 PM
Are you trying to find a young male who enjoys it when you get down verbally, Donger?

ChiefsLV
12-02-2008, 09:20 PM
Are you a homosexual male?

I think Claythan can answer this. :p

luv
12-02-2008, 09:22 PM
I think Claythan can answer this. :p

Just how close are the two of you?

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 09:23 PM
Just how close are the two of you?LMAO

Count Zarth
12-02-2008, 09:23 PM
ChiefsLV luv me long time...

http://bloggernista.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/gay-couple.jpg

Donger
12-02-2008, 09:26 PM
Okay, so I guess I'll get no homosexual male input on this thread. Pity.

Anyway, here's the scene:

I'm in Southern California this week. The hotel I'm staying at is right across the street from the ocean (the Pacific Ocean). I walked across said street tonight to watch the sunset. As I was gazing wistfully upon the grandeur of nature, a man walked up to me and started speaking to me (Little did he know that, as he was speaking, I was thinking that I could crush his larynx, throw his lifeless carcass into the water and no one would ever know). Basically just small-talk:

1) Isn't the water beautiful. Me: Yes.

2) The air is SO refreshing, isn't it? Me: Yes, except for the stench of that rotting seal.

And so on.

Then comes 3) Have you been here before? Me: Yes, my family and I stayed here during a vacation last year. I'm here on business, but we enjoyed it so much last time that I thought I'd stay here again.

He says, "That's great. So you're staying at the hotel?"

Me: (looking at the ocean to ascertain the riptide), "Yes."

Him: "Well, if you want to get together later, I'm in Room..."

WTF? I just told you that I have a family. I'm wearing a wedding ring.

I don't get it.

luv
12-02-2008, 09:28 PM
Okay, so I guess I'll get no homosexual male input on this thread. Pity.

Anyway, here's the scene:

I'm in Southern California this week. The hotel I'm staying at is right across the street from the ocean (the Pacific Ocean). I walked across said street tonight to watch the sunset. As I was gazing wistfully upon the grandeur of nature, a man walked up to me and started speaking to me (Little did he know that, as he was speaking, I was thinking that I could crush his larynx, throw his lifeless carcass into the water and no one would ever know). Basically just small-talk:

1) Isn't the water beautiful. Me: Yes.

2) The air is SO refreshing, isn't it? Me: Yes, except for the stench of that rotting seal.

And so on.

Then comes 3) Have you been here before? Me: Yes, my family and I stayed here during a vacation last year. I'm here on business, but we enjoyed it so much last time that I thought I'd stay here again.

He says, "That's great. So you're staying at the hotel?"

Me: (looking at the ocean to ascertain the riptide), "Yes."

Him: "Well, if you want to get together later, I'm in Room..."

WTF? I just told you that I have a family. I'm wearing a wedding ring.

I don't get it.

Maybe he thought you were still in the closet.

BWillie
12-02-2008, 09:29 PM
Okay, so I guess I'll get no homosexual male input on this thread. Pity.

Anyway, here's the scene:

I'm in Southern California this week. The hotel I'm staying at is right across the street from the ocean (the Pacific Ocean). I walked across said street tonight to watch the sunset. As I was gazing wistfully upon the grandeur of nature, a man walked up to me and started speaking to me (Little did he know that, as he was speaking, I was thinking that I could crush his larynx, throw his lifeless carcass into the water and no one would ever know). Basically just small-talk:

1) Isn't the water beautiful. Me: Yes.

2) The air is SO refreshing, isn't it? Me: Yes, except for the stench of that rotting seal.

And so on.

Then comes 3) Have you been here before? Me: Yes, my family and I stayed here during a vacation last year. I'm here on business, but we enjoyed it so much last time that I thought I'd stay here again.

He says, "That's great. So you're staying at the hotel?"

Me: (looking at the ocean to ascertain the riptide), "Yes."

Him: "Well, if you want to get together later, I'm in Room..."

WTF? I just told you that I have a family. I'm wearing a wedding ring.

I don't get it.

So you are saying your queerbait.

SNR
12-02-2008, 09:29 PM
Okay, so I guess I'll get no homosexual male input on this thread. Pity.

Anyway, here's the scene:

I'm in Southern California this week. The hotel I'm staying at is right across the street from the ocean (the Pacific Ocean). I walked across said street tonight to watch the sunset. As I was gazing wistfully upon the grandeur of nature, a man walked up to me and started speaking to me (Little did he know that, as he was speaking, I was thinking that I could crush his larynx, throw his lifeless carcass into the water and no one would ever know). Basically just small-talk:

1) Isn't the water beautiful. Me: Yes.

2) The air is SO refreshing, isn't it? Me: Yes, except for the stench of that rotting seal.

And so on.

Then comes 3) Have you been here before? Me: Yes, my family and I stayed here during a vacation last year. I'm here on business, but we enjoyed it so much last time that I thought I'd stay here again.

He says, "That's great. So you're staying at the hotel?"

Me: (looking at the ocean to ascertain the riptide), "Yes."

Him: "Well, if you want to get together later, I'm in Room..."

WTF? I just told you that I have a family. I'm wearing a wedding ring.

I don't get it.So what else did you and BIG_DADDY talk about?

Jenson71
12-02-2008, 09:30 PM
You probably just give off an aura of homosexuality, Donger. Your posts are often of feminine quality. Probably in the way you look at the sunset or the way you walk or the clothes you wear or the handbag you carry led him on.

Jenson71
12-02-2008, 09:30 PM
So what else did you and BIG_DADDY talk about?

LMAO

Count Zarth
12-02-2008, 09:30 PM
Donger, let's see your pretty face.

Bearcat
12-02-2008, 09:32 PM
So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with that man or the rotting seal?

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 09:32 PM
So what's your question? Are you wondering what to wear?

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 09:32 PM
So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with that man or the rotting seal?LMAO

luv
12-02-2008, 09:33 PM
So what's your question? Are you wondering what to wear?

LMAO

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 09:33 PM
So what's your question? Are you wondering what to wear?LMAO again.

ChiefsLV
12-02-2008, 09:33 PM
Maybe he thought by "family" you meant a construction worker, a sailor, and an Indian.

Donger
12-02-2008, 09:36 PM
So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with that man or the rotting seal?

Neither. I was just trying to enjoy the sunset.

BWillie
12-02-2008, 09:38 PM
Neither. I was just trying to enjoy the sunset.

That sounds a little gay.

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 09:38 PM
Be sure to wash your legs.

jidar
12-02-2008, 09:38 PM
gayest thread ever.

also, what are you insinuating with this story donger?

Boon
12-02-2008, 09:38 PM
This one should hit 100.

Donger
12-02-2008, 09:39 PM
So what's your question? Are you wondering what to wear?

I was wearing jeans, legs rolled up to avoid the surf. And a red T-shirt.

Bearcat
12-02-2008, 09:40 PM
Neither. I was just trying to enjoy the sunset.

Would your enjoyment of the sunset increase or decrease if the man started having sex with the rotting seal (provided it was in your view of the sunset, of course)? Hypothetically.

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 09:40 PM
Y'know, if you play your cards right, you probably could get a free dinner.

BWillie
12-02-2008, 09:41 PM
I was wearing jeans, legs rolled up to avoid the surf. And a red T-shirt.

What Donger looked like before he set out to view the beautiful sunset

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/SenYai/GayShorts.jpg

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 09:41 PM
Donger's lack of reaction is either the best, or the worst thing abut this thread. I'm not sure which...

Donger
12-02-2008, 09:41 PM
Would your enjoyment of the sunset increase or decrease if the man started having sex with the rotting seal (provided it was in your view of the sunset, of course)? Hypothetically.

I don't think the rotting part is germane is your scenario.

Lonewolf Ed
12-02-2008, 09:42 PM
Okay, so I guess I'll get no homosexual male input on this thread. Pity.

Anyway, here's the scene:

I'm in Southern California this week. The hotel I'm staying at is right across the street from the ocean (the Pacific Ocean). I walked across said street tonight to watch the sunset. As I was gazing wistfully upon the grandeur of nature, a man walked up to me and started speaking to me (Little did he know that, as he was speaking, I was thinking that I could crush his larynx, throw his lifeless carcass into the water and no one would ever know). Basically just small-talk:

1) Isn't the water beautiful. Me: Yes.

2) The air is SO refreshing, isn't it? Me: Yes, except for the stench of that rotting seal.

And so on.

Then comes 3) Have you been here before? Me: Yes, my family and I stayed here during a vacation last year. I'm here on business, but we enjoyed it so much last time that I thought I'd stay here again.

He says, "That's great. So you're staying at the hotel?"

Me: (looking at the ocean to ascertain the riptide), "Yes."

Him: "Well, if you want to get together later, I'm in Room..."

WTF? I just told you that I have a family. I'm wearing a wedding ring.

I don't get it.

You were in southern California. Nothing should shock you there. Nothing.

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 09:43 PM
I was wearing jeans, legs rolled up to avoid the surf. And a red T-shirt.

I bet that would be fine. It seems like more of a casual event than a dress event. I bet it's polite to bring a wine gift, though, and I'm not sure if a red or a white would be more appropriate.

luv
12-02-2008, 09:44 PM
I bet that would be fine. It seems like more of a casual event than a dress event. I bet it's polite to bring a wine gift, though, and I'm not sure if a red or a white would be more appropriate.

White would be sweeter.

Jenson71
12-02-2008, 09:44 PM
I was wearing jeans, legs rolled up to avoid the surf. And a red T-shirt.

Rolling up the legs of your jeans and standing on the beach looking at the sunset? I'm surprised the guy didn't take this as an open invitation right then and there.

burt
12-02-2008, 09:45 PM
White would be sweeter.

Considering.......take White Zin.....

Skip Towne
12-02-2008, 09:46 PM
Do we even have 30 year olds? It seems like everyone's either 20 or 50.

So, how old are you?

Donger
12-02-2008, 09:46 PM
I'm going to go and knock on his door, and ask him what exactly he had in mind.

ChiefsLV
12-02-2008, 09:46 PM
WTF? I just told you that I have a family. I'm wearing a wedding ring.

I don't get it.

Truth is there are more Bi men out there than you think. Also a lot of guys living a lie in a marriage with a woman. Don't be offended by it though or let it build up resentment because of the ribbing you'll get on this message board for a guy hitting on you. He thought you were hawt and made a move. Back to Claythan's idea, let's see a picture of the donger... :p

Jenson71
12-02-2008, 09:47 PM
I'm going to go and knock on his door, and ask him what exactly he had in mind.

That's a great idea. If he asks if you want coffee, that's the indicator.

Bi_polar
12-02-2008, 09:51 PM
this thread is, teh, ghey

burt
12-02-2008, 09:51 PM
I'm going to go and knock on his door, and ask him what exactly he had in mind.

Be carefull of the tone you take...that could create a bad situalion or a scumptious situation....NTTAWWT

Dave Lane
12-02-2008, 09:52 PM
Okay, so I guess I'll get no homosexual male input on this thread. Pity.

Anyway, here's the scene:

I'm in Southern California this week. The hotel I'm staying at is right across the street from the ocean (the Pacific Ocean). I walked across said street tonight to watch the sunset. As I was gazing wistfully upon the grandeur of nature, a man walked up to me and started speaking to me (Little did he know that, as he was speaking, I was thinking that I could crush his larynx, throw his lifeless carcass into the water and no one would ever know). Basically just small-talk:

1) Isn't the water beautiful. Me: Yes.

2) The air is SO refreshing, isn't it? Me: Yes, except for the stench of that rotting seal.

And so on.

Then comes 3) Have you been here before? Me: Yes, my family and I stayed here during a vacation last year. I'm here on business, but we enjoyed it so much last time that I thought I'd stay here again.

He says, "That's great. So you're staying at the hotel?"

Me: (looking at the ocean to ascertain the riptide), "Yes."

Him: "Well, if you want to get together later, I'm in Room..."

WTF? I just told you that I have a family. I'm wearing a wedding ring.

I don't get it.

Dude its obvious to everyone on here your are queer as a $3 bill. No sense being a latent homosexual. Just come on out.

DeezNutz
12-02-2008, 09:52 PM
I'm going to go and knock on his door, and ask him what exactly he had in mind.

http://http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/thong%20man-1-thumb.JPG

Dang. Not working. Sigh.

Donger
12-02-2008, 09:53 PM
No answer.

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 09:54 PM
I'm going to go and knock on his door, and ask him what exactly he had in mind..

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 09:54 PM
Considering.......take White Zin.....


I would have guessed a beaujolais. After all, it's got "beau" and "joe" and "lay" in it.

SPchief
12-02-2008, 09:54 PM
I'm going to go and knock on his door, and ask him what exactly he had in mind.

Well, I think it's pretty obvious

Skip Towne
12-02-2008, 09:54 PM
I've always thought Donger was a little swishy.

SPchief
12-02-2008, 09:55 PM
No answer.

Are you dissapointed?

Jenson71
12-02-2008, 09:55 PM
No answer.

Have the front desk call him.

Donger
12-02-2008, 09:55 PM
Dude its obvious to everyone on here your are queer as a $3 bill. No sense being a latent homosexual. Just come on out.

What does money have to do with it?

Buck
12-02-2008, 09:55 PM
I don't know Donger, sounds pretty fishy to me, you should probably take up a 12 pack to his room and report back tomorrow.

Just avoid teh ghey bars.

Jenson71
12-02-2008, 09:56 PM
Leave a note on his door.

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 09:56 PM
Well, I think it's pretty obvious


Perhaps the hotel has those video games in the TV, and he needs another person for Donkey Kong.

burt
12-02-2008, 09:56 PM
I would have guessed a beaujolais. After all, it's got "beau" and "joe" and "lay" in it.

I like where you're going with this....but that's not quite how I say it.....

Donger
12-02-2008, 09:57 PM
Are you dissapointed?

No, although the little girl I almost knocked over running away was definitely pissed.

jjchieffan
12-02-2008, 09:58 PM
I found a picture of Donger and some friends. I think I can see where the guy got the idea he might be interested.

SPchief
12-02-2008, 09:59 PM
No, although the little girl I almost knocked over running away was definitely pissed.

That sucks. Maybe he was out, are you going to try again later?

Reaper16
12-02-2008, 10:00 PM
So what else did you and BIG_DADDY talk about?
Winner.

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:02 PM
Truth is there are more Bi men out there than you think. Also a lot of guys living a lie in a marriage with a woman. Don't be offended by it though or let it build up resentment because of the ribbing you'll get on this message board for a guy hitting on you. He thought you were hawt and made a move. Back to Claythan's idea, let's see a picture of the donger... :p

Wait. Are you homosexual and male?

Ebolapox
12-02-2008, 10:02 PM
.

ROFL

great pic.

I'm not 100% sure, but this seems to be donger's way of coming out.

luv
12-02-2008, 10:03 PM
Wait. Are you homosexual and male?

I would vote yes.

Bearcat
12-02-2008, 10:03 PM
No answer.

You had your chance. /rotting seal

Ebolapox
12-02-2008, 10:03 PM
I don't know Donger, sounds pretty fishy to me, you should probably take up a 12 pack to his room and report back tomorrow.

Just avoid teh ghey bars.

just so you know, it was YOUR input he was looking for

:spock: :evil: ROFL

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 10:03 PM
I like where you're going with this....but that's not quite how I say it.....

Yeah, but french accents are so effeminate.

Wait, maybe that works in this case.

burt
12-02-2008, 10:05 PM
Yeah, but french accents are so effeminate.

Wait, maybe that works in this case.

When you look like me, you can say anything and sound effeminate. Bet Donger can't say the same thing.......

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 10:05 PM
I would vote yes.Heh, ya think?

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:05 PM
When you look like me, you can say anything and sound effeminate. Bet Donger can't say the same thing.......

What?

ChiefsLV
12-02-2008, 10:07 PM
Wait. Are you homosexual and male?

Did my zune card give it away?

burt
12-02-2008, 10:07 PM
What?

I bet you couldn't say "beaujolais" without sounding effeminate.

burt
12-02-2008, 10:08 PM
Did my zune card give it away?

Wait, that would make me gay.......:shake:

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:08 PM
Did my zune card give it away?

Is that a drink or something?

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:09 PM
I bet you couldn't say "beaujolais" without sounding effeminate.

Can I pronounce it with a German accent?

luv
12-02-2008, 10:09 PM
Did my zune card give it away?

Why does it say Queen below the picture of George Michael?

luv
12-02-2008, 10:10 PM
Is that a drink or something?

Do you have sigs turned on?

SPchief
12-02-2008, 10:11 PM
Is that a drink or something?

So now you have a homosexual male posting in this thread, although we don't know his age, are you going to get to the point?

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:11 PM
Do you have sigs turned on?

Signatures? Here? Then, yes, I think.

ChiefsLV
12-02-2008, 10:11 PM
Why does it say Queen below the picture of George Michael?

lol, sometimes the zune software gets confused and puts the wrong artist. Since it is a cover of a queen song, "Somebody to Love", that must be how it got mixed up.

luv
12-02-2008, 10:12 PM
Signatures? Here? Then, yes, I think.

His zune card is in his signature.

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:14 PM
So now you have a homosexual male posting in this thread, although we don't know his age, are you going to get to the point?

Well, assuming he is homosexual, he's given enough of an answer for my curiosity. He seems of the opinion that homosexual men think that many (or all) men, even when displaying signs of heterosexuality, are targets for willing homosexual behavior.

That just seems a little odd to me.

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:15 PM
His zune card is in his signature.

Thanks, but I don't know what a "zune card" is or why it is relevant to this discussion.

luv
12-02-2008, 10:17 PM
Thanks, but I don't know what a "zune card" is or why it is relevant to this discussion.

He asked if it gave him away. Oh, never mind.

ChiefsLV
12-02-2008, 10:19 PM
Thanks, but I don't know what a "zune card" is or why it is relevant to this discussion.

It's basically a little graphic that lists the music I've been listening to. There were some very eh um notorious artists in it. :p

Thig Lyfe
12-02-2008, 10:19 PM
Well, assuming he is homosexual, he's given enough of an answer for my curiosity. He seems of the opinion that homosexual men think that many (or all) men, even when displaying signs of heterosexuality, are targets for willing homosexual behavior.

That just seems a little odd to me.

"Signs of heterosexuality"?

So you can only muster a few vague hints that you're straight?

HMMMMMMMM

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:20 PM
It's basically a little graphic that lists the music I've been listening to. There were some very eh um notorious artists in it. :p

Why would I care what music you've been listening to recently?

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:23 PM
"Signs of heterosexuality"?

So you can only muster a few vague hints that you're straight?

HMMMMMMMM

It's not really something that I put much effort into, to be honest. I would think most heterosexuals do (or don't do) the same.

It's basically the equivalent of me going up to a woman I know to be homosexual and trying to get into her pants.

Why would anyone want to do that?

ChiefsLV
12-02-2008, 10:24 PM
Why would I care what music you've been listening to recently?

I don't know, guess I thought you'd pick up on little things like that. Like how you referred to teh gheys in this line:

"when displaying signs of heterosexuality, are targets for willing homosexual behavior."

..and I instantly know so much about you.

Thig Lyfe
12-02-2008, 10:26 PM
It's not really something that I put much effort into, to be honest. I would think most heterosexuals do (or don't do) the same.

It's basically the equivalent of me going up to a woman I know to be homosexual and trying to get into her pants.

Why would anyone want to do that?

You mean you don't wear a "NO COCKS PLEASE" t-shirt around town?

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:27 PM
I don't know, guess I thought you'd pick up on little things like that. Like how you referred to teh gheys in this line:

"when displaying signs of heterosexuality, are targets for willing homosexual behavior."

..and I instantly know so much about you.

Huh?

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:27 PM
You mean you don't wear a "NO COCKS PLEASE" t-shirt around town?

No.

Phobia
12-02-2008, 10:27 PM
Well, assuming he is homosexual, he's given enough of an answer for my curiosity. He seems of the opinion that homosexual men think that many (or all) men, even when displaying signs of heterosexuality, are targets for willing homosexual behavior.

That just seems a little odd to me.

Dude - where else are you gonna get anal? You don't have to tell anybody about it.

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:28 PM
Dude - where else are you gonna get anal? You don't have to tell anybody about it.

Well, yeah, but it would be with a guy.

ChiefsLV
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
Huh?

Basically making it sound deviant and referring to it as a behavior. If it were you trying to pick up a chic, you wouldn't refer to it as "willing heterosexual behavior." Just saying, you can tell a lot about a person in the language that they use.

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:33 PM
Basically making it sound deviant and referring to it as a behavior. If it were you trying to pick up a chic, you wouldn't refer to it as "willing heterosexual behavior." Just saying, you can tell a lot about a person in the language that they use.

Sure I would. If I were single and trying to pick up a female, I would target a female that seemed available. If in the course of that discussion, she made it clear that she was homosexual and, therefore, not willing to engage in willing heterosexual behavior with me (or anyone else), that'd be it.

Bowser
12-02-2008, 10:35 PM
Perhaps this guy wanted you to come back to his room to watch you bang his hot wife, but your homophobia kicked in and put the brakes on the whole scenario. Perhaps.

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:36 PM
Perhaps this guy wanted you to come back to his room to watch you bang his hot wife, but your homophobia kicked in and put the brakes on the whole scenario. Perhaps.

Yes, that thought did cross my mind. But, I don't think that would be very appealing in any case.

Bowser
12-02-2008, 10:37 PM
Basically making it sound deviant and referring to it as a behavior. If it were you trying to pick up a chic, you wouldn't refer to it as "willing heterosexual behavior." Just saying, you can tell a lot about a person in the language that they use.

He's English. He talks like that.

ChiefsLV
12-02-2008, 10:38 PM
Sure I would. If I were single and trying to pick up a female, I would target a female that seemed available. If in the course of that discussion, she made it clear that she was homosexual and, therefore, not willing to engage in willing heterosexual behavior with me (or anyone else), that'd be it.

Even if she were a super hot lesbian chick? You'd give up that easily?

Including this pic for reference: http://wolfpangloss.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/lindsay-lohan-004.jpg

Bowser
12-02-2008, 10:38 PM
Yes, that thought did cross my mind. But, I don't think that would be very appealing in any case.

Either way, this guy was strangely forward. Awkward, to say the least.

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:43 PM
Even if she were a super hot lesbian chick? You'd give up that easily?

Including this pic for reference: http://wolfpangloss.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/lindsay-lohan-004.jpg

If she were lesbian, I presume she would want nothing to do with my organ. Therefore, my answer is yes.

Count Zarth
12-02-2008, 10:43 PM
Y'know, if you play your cards right, you probably could get a free dinner.

See, that never even occurred to me.

My sister's gay friend saw a picture of me and apparently the guy was like "OMG ur brother's hawt." I could probably leech a few meals off that guy but it never even occurred to me. I just wanted to mess with him on myspace.

Count Zarth
12-02-2008, 10:47 PM
Dude - where else are you gonna get anal? You don't have to tell anybody about it.

This post, combined with your avatar, is quite unsettling.

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/6051/analwd0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Thig Lyfe
12-02-2008, 10:56 PM
See, that never even occurred to me.

My sister's gay friend saw a picture of me and apparently the guy was like "OMG ur brother's hawt." I could probably leech a few meals off that guy but it never even occurred to me. I just wanted to mess with him on myspace.

:spock:

Thig Lyfe
12-02-2008, 10:56 PM
Either way, this guy was strangely forward. Awkward, to say the least.

This seems to happen all the time to Donger. This has to be the fourth or fifth thread describing such a situation.

Count Zarth
12-02-2008, 10:58 PM
This seems to happen all the time to Donger. This has to be the fourth or fifth thread describing such a situation.

Good point.

Donger, post your picture already.

Donger
12-02-2008, 11:02 PM
This seems to happen all the time to Donger. This has to be the fourth or fifth thread describing such a situation.

About once a year, I'd guess. It used to happen more when I was younger.

DenverChief
12-02-2008, 11:05 PM
So what else did you and BIG_DADDY talk about?

LMAO LMAO ROFL LMAO LMAO

Mecca
12-02-2008, 11:06 PM
You know this thread is funny...can anyone as a male really look at another mans hairy and ass think "oh yea I want that"

Count Zarth
12-02-2008, 11:06 PM
You know this thread is funny...can anyone as a male really look at another mans hairy and ass think "oh yea I want that"

Not all asses are hairy.

Donger
12-02-2008, 11:07 PM
You know this thread is funny...can anyone as a male really look at another mans hairy and ass think "oh yea I want that"

I might be mistaken, but yes, I assume that's what homosexual males do.

Mecca
12-02-2008, 11:08 PM
I might be mistaken, but yes, I assume that's what homosexual males do.

A better question is......what if it's a Tranny that really looks like a woman, that weirds me out to no end.

Thig Lyfe
12-02-2008, 11:09 PM
You know this thread is funny...can anyone as a male really look at another mans hairy and ass think "oh yea I want that"

I think it's obviously hard for anybody whose brain is wired as one orientation to rationalize the mindset of the other.

Mecca
12-02-2008, 11:11 PM
I think it's obviously hard for anybody whose brain is wired as one orientation to rationalize the mindset of the other.

Respond to my other thought that should be better.

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 11:23 PM
See, that never even occurred to me.

My sister's gay friend saw a picture of me and apparently the guy was like "OMG ur brother's hawt." I could probably leech a few meals off that guy but it never even occurred to me. I just wanted to mess with him on myspace.

On the third date, I'll bet you could even go somewhere really nice.

Count Zarth
12-02-2008, 11:25 PM
On the third date, I'll bet you could even go somewhere really nice.

Of course there is the hangup about who pays. I wonder how that works in gay relationships. Does the guy who asks the other guy out pay, or do they split? I'm not splitting shit. I can go queerless if I wanted to pay for my own meal.

Mecca
12-02-2008, 11:28 PM
Maybe the one whos the man in the relationship pays.

Count Zarth
12-02-2008, 11:29 PM
Maybe the one whos the man in the relationship pays.

Are you saying I have to act like a priss to get Lance to pay for my dinner?

Mecca
12-02-2008, 11:31 PM
Are you saying I have to act like a priss to get Lance to pay for my dinner?

Possibly......you could always date a transsexual that actually looks like a female.

jjchieffan
12-02-2008, 11:37 PM
You know this thread is funny...can anyone as a male really look at another mans hairy and ass think "oh yea I want that"

Oh, who knows? Maybe that long blond hair of yours running down your back to that ass might be hawt to some fudgepacker.ROFL

Mecca
12-02-2008, 11:39 PM
I don't have blonde hair...

Donger
12-02-2008, 11:42 PM
I don't have blonde hair...

Why do you have long hair?

jjchieffan
12-02-2008, 11:50 PM
I don't have blonde hair...

Oh, sorry. It has been a long time since you posted that pic on here. I remember the long hair. I thought it was blond, but I guess not. My bad.

Mecca
12-02-2008, 11:52 PM
Why do you have long hair?

Cause I like it that way...same reason you cut your hair the way you do.

Jayhawkerman2001
12-03-2008, 12:00 AM
Then you are no help here.

you know nobody is going to come forward because there are way too many people on here that are huge ass homophobes.

Taco John
12-03-2008, 12:05 AM
Donger needs his own reality series.

Ultra Peanut
12-03-2008, 12:11 AM
Okay, so I guess I'll get no homosexual male input on this thread. Pity.

Anyway, here's the scene:

I'm in Southern California this week. The hotel I'm staying at is right across the street from the ocean (the Pacific Ocean). I walked across said street tonight to watch the sunset. As I was gazing wistfully upon the grandeur of nature, a man walked up to me and started speaking to me (Little did he know that, as he was speaking, I was thinking that I could crush his larynx, throw his lifeless carcass into the water and no one would ever know). Basically just small-talk:

1) Isn't the water beautiful. Me: Yes.

2) The air is SO refreshing, isn't it? Me: Yes, except for the stench of that rotting seal.

And so on.

Then comes 3) Have you been here before? Me: Yes, my family and I stayed here during a vacation last year. I'm here on business, but we enjoyed it so much last time that I thought I'd stay here again.

He says, "That's great. So you're staying at the hotel?"

Me: (looking at the ocean to ascertain the riptide), "Yes."

Him: "Well, if you want to get together later, I'm in Room..."

WTF? I just told you that I have a family. I'm wearing a wedding ring.

I don't get it.Gaydar never lies. ur a homo

Ultra Peanut
12-03-2008, 12:16 AM
A better question is......what if it's a Tranny that really looks like a woman, that weirds me out to no end.We're chicks, dude.

Mecca
12-03-2008, 12:17 AM
We're chicks, dude.

Yes I know.......I think that's more of a thing with me where I've actually seen that before and thought hey she's good looking and then well....

I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Ebolapox
12-03-2008, 12:31 AM
We're chicks, dude.

so you're saying that a tranny is the equivilent of the mullet (in a fucked up way)--business in the front, party in the back

wait. what the fuck?

POND_OF_RED
12-03-2008, 02:37 AM
I'd say the majority of this board has a little bit of homosexual tendencies within them.

-The one Chargers fan in the world visits gay bars when he blacks out.
-The Raiders fans have likely spent time in lockup as someone's love slave.
-The Broncos fans cheer for the Broncos.
-And all of us have been ****ed by Carl Peterson a time or two.

Fairplay
12-03-2008, 06:43 AM
I bet SR told Donger to post this thread.

tooge
12-03-2008, 07:48 AM
I'm not a mo, but I am guessing that if I were and I saw a guy watching the sunset by himself, he may be one. If you bring a cooler of beer and a bucket to sit on while you watch said sunset, you wont be approached by guys like that anymore.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-03-2008, 08:35 AM
How many threads has Donger posted about someone approaching him about a sexual situation?

Whether it's neighbors talking to him about masturbation or guys cruising for Dongass in So Cal...seems a little strange.

Buck
12-03-2008, 11:28 AM
So, has anyone outed themselves yet?

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:45 AM
If you are gay Donger, I'd really have no issue with it.


Just don't pinch my butt.:rolleyes:

gblowfish
12-03-2008, 12:10 PM
Okay, so I guess I'll get no homosexual male input on this thread. Pity.

Anyway, here's the scene:

I'm in Southern California this week. The hotel I'm staying at is right across the street from the ocean (the Pacific Ocean). I walked across said street tonight to watch the sunset. As I was gazing wistfully upon the grandeur of nature, a man walked up to me and started speaking to me (Little did he know that, as he was speaking, I was thinking that I could crush his larynx, throw his lifeless carcass into the water and no one would ever know). Basically just small-talk:

1) Isn't the water beautiful. Me: Yes.

2) The air is SO refreshing, isn't it? Me: Yes, except for the stench of that rotting seal.

And so on.

Then comes 3) Have you been here before? Me: Yes, my family and I stayed here during a vacation last year. I'm here on business, but we enjoyed it so much last time that I thought I'd stay here again.

He says, "That's great. So you're staying at the hotel?"

Me: (looking at the ocean to ascertain the riptide), "Yes."

Him: "Well, if you want to get together later, I'm in Room..."

WTF? I just told you that I have a family. I'm wearing a wedding ring.

I don't get it.

Sounds like he's into "Donger."

I got hit on in San Francisco on my honeymoon. Guy in a T-shirt shop comes up to me and says "I think I have just your size..."
I had to laugh and say "Great opening line, Mary, but I'm straight..."

vailpass
12-03-2008, 12:21 PM
Truth is there are more Bi men out there than you think. Also a lot of guys living a lie in a marriage with a woman. Don't be offended by it though or let it build up resentment because of the ribbing you'll get on this message board for a guy hitting on you. He thought you were hawt and made a move. Back to Claythan's idea, let's see a picture of the donger... :p

No such thing as a bi-male. You either suck dick or you do not suck dick. Judging by the taste in music you display I think we know which side of brown knot you swing from.

vailpass
12-03-2008, 12:22 PM
I think it's obviously hard for anybody whose brain is wired as one orientation to rationalize the mindset of the other.

Thanks SchwartzChaser. Has Kotter had the talk with you yet?

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 12:22 PM
No such thing as a bi-male. You either suck dick or you do not suck dick. Judging by the taste in music you display I think we know which side of brown knot you swing from.

And this matters to you, why?

vailpass
12-03-2008, 12:26 PM
And this matters to you, why?

Go play the PC goon with someone else Red, that shit doesn't fly with me. Fag spotting is a time-honored tradition on this board.
If you can't hack a good old fashioned Dice Clay reference I don't know what to tell you.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-03-2008, 12:29 PM
Go play the PC goon with someone else Red, that shit doesn't fly with me. Fag spotting is a time-honored tradition on this board.
If you can't hack a good old fashioned Dice Clay reference I don't know what to tell you.

Given the fact that you are the most misanthropic cocksucker to ever sully this board, this post is more than a bit ironic.

vailpass
12-03-2008, 12:34 PM
Given the fact that you are the most misanthropic cocksucker to ever sully this board, this post is more than a bit ironic.

Sounds like someone is a little butt-sore after a hard night of squat tag in the cucumber patch.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-03-2008, 12:36 PM
Sounds like someone is a little butt-sore after a hard night of squat tag in the cucumber patch.

No, you've pretty much always been world-class douchebag in need of a head-on collision with a Mack Truck.

vailpass
12-03-2008, 12:41 PM
No, you've pretty much always been world-class douchebag in need of a head-on collision with a Mack Truck.

Cry little bitch cry. What's the matter, did a real professor catch you telling people you were a prof instead of a TA and make you clap erasers?

burt
12-03-2008, 01:01 PM
Cry little bitch cry. What's the matter, did a real professor catch you telling people you were a prof instead of a TA and make you clap erasers?

I was waiting for some ont to bring up "clap" in this thread.....

Skip Towne
12-03-2008, 01:11 PM
See, that never even occurred to me.

My sister's gay friend saw a picture of me and apparently the guy was like "OMG ur brother's hawt." I could probably leech a few meals off that guy but it never even occurred to me. I just wanted to mess with him on myspace.

Only because you already have people to leech off of.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-03-2008, 01:17 PM
Cry little bitch cry. What's the matter, did a real professor catch you telling people you were a prof instead of a TA and make you clap erasers?

Is that the best smaque you can muster?

"Oh yeah, you don't really work that job!! So HA!!"

You truly are a master of the fucktard arts.

Please cleave your head with a maul.

Thig Lyfe
12-03-2008, 01:17 PM
Vailpass, ladies and gentlemen. Isn't he a treat.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-03-2008, 01:20 PM
Vailpass, ladies and gentlemen. Isn't he a treat.

"I would be the "liberal teaching jew minded idiot" mentioned at :48

NSFW, vailpassery:

<object width="425" height="344">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GOhUfdL0ifM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

Donger
12-03-2008, 01:24 PM
Whys is this thread still going? They question has been answered sufficiently.

Chief Faithful
12-03-2008, 01:30 PM
What Donger looked like before he set out to view the beautiful sunset

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/SenYai/GayShorts.jpg

Donger is such a tease.

Ultra Peanut
12-03-2008, 02:19 PM
No such thing as a bi-male. You either suck dick or you do not suck dick. Judging by the taste in music you display I think we know which side of brown knot you swing from.DaFace! DaFace! Vailpass should be banned for sharing accounts with BIG_DADDY!

Otter
12-03-2008, 02:39 PM
Donger is such a tease.

I'm curious to ask how you came across that picture but I'd probably rather not know.

:shivver:

Katipan
12-03-2008, 02:44 PM
I'm not a 30-ish Homosexual Man, but I play one on the Internet.

Count Zarth
12-03-2008, 10:06 PM
hey vailpass, go ****ing die, seriously. That shit doesn't fly with you? Who the **** are you?! I never had a problem with you, until now. I get along with ****ing everyone. So ask yourself, who's problem is it?

BLOODY ****ING DOUCHE!!!

Just go jerk it.

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 10:09 PM
Vailpass, ladies and gentlemen. Isn't he a treat.

Wow, I never knew him to be such an ass. WTF? Seriously? He just went off on me, UNCLE???!!! cousin? MOM!

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 10:10 PM
Just go jerk it.

What do you mean by that?

Count Zarth
12-03-2008, 10:11 PM
What do you mean by that?

Your pent up rage needs a release.

TIME FOR ANGRY SELF FLAGELLATION!

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 10:17 PM
Your pent up rage needs a release.

TIME FOR ANGRY SELF FLAGELLATION!

:LOL: Had a fairly lengthy sess. last night. It went for like 45 minutes.

luv
12-03-2008, 10:18 PM
:LOL: Had a fairly lengthy sess. last night. It went for like 45 minutes.

You must suck at hand jobs.

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 10:20 PM
You must suck at hand jobs.

:hmmm::banghead:

KcMizzou
12-03-2008, 10:38 PM
You must suck at hand jobs.LMAO

J Diddy
12-03-2008, 10:40 PM
You must suck at hand jobs.

Maybe he was so good he didn't want to stop.

We should ask claythan.

:)

KcMizzou
12-03-2008, 10:41 PM
Maybe he was so good he didn't want to stop.

We should ask claythan.

:)Some sort of Sting-esque tantric solo thing going on here? TMI

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:02 PM
Some sort of Sting-esque tantric solo thing going on here? TMI

LMAO

KChiefsQT
12-03-2008, 11:07 PM
Okay, so I guess I'll get no homosexual male input on this thread. Pity.

Anyway, here's the scene:

I'm in Southern California this week. The hotel I'm staying at is right across the street from the ocean (the Pacific Ocean). I walked across said street tonight to watch the sunset. As I was gazing wistfully upon the grandeur of nature, a man walked up to me and started speaking to me (Little did he know that, as he was speaking, I was thinking that I could crush his larynx, throw his lifeless carcass into the water and no one would ever know). Basically just small-talk:

1) Isn't the water beautiful. Me: Yes.

2) The air is SO refreshing, isn't it? Me: Yes, except for the stench of that rotting seal.

And so on.

Then comes 3) Have you been here before? Me: Yes, my family and I stayed here during a vacation last year. I'm here on business, but we enjoyed it so much last time that I thought I'd stay here again.

He says, "That's great. So you're staying at the hotel?"

Me: (looking at the ocean to ascertain the riptide), "Yes."

Him: "Well, if you want to get together later, I'm in Room..."

WTF? I just told you that I have a family. I'm wearing a wedding ring.

I don't get it.

What do you expect?? .... you were in California and you were gazing into the sunset. I bet if you were at a Sports Bar drinkin a beer and eating a burger fairies like him would leave you alone. :)

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:16 PM
What do you expect?? .... you were in California and you were gazing into the sunset. I bet if you were at a Sports Bar drinkin a beer and eating a burger fairies like him would leave you alone. :)

ROFL Girls gaze in the sun too, no?

stevieray
12-03-2008, 11:32 PM
here's my guess..Donger went out to the beach hoping to meet some hottie that he could chat with and eventually determine if he coudld bang her, therefore confirming he's still a young lion and it backfired and he found out he's gay...


looking at the sunset with your jeans rolled up? I'm suprised you didn't have on an oversized pirate(hehe) shirt on..