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BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:21 PM
If you were given the ultimatum by a murderer that you had to have sex with a man or a female animal, which would you choose and why?

If you refuse the offer you would be tortured for hours on end for weeks and then finally killed in the most painful way you can imagine.

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 10:23 PM
I would call 911 immediately.

Baconeater
12-02-2008, 10:24 PM
Airwolf will save me.

theultimatekcchiefsfan
12-02-2008, 10:24 PM
Definitely a pretty sheep.

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:24 PM
I would call 911 immediately.

That is not in the choices. You have two choices. Which one would it be.

Jenson71
12-02-2008, 10:24 PM
I would fly away with my jetpack.

luv
12-02-2008, 10:25 PM
Gay.

Count Alex's Losses
12-02-2008, 10:25 PM
How hot is the man?

Baconeater
12-02-2008, 10:25 PM
Gay.

No fair, that's not gay to you.

Jenson71
12-02-2008, 10:26 PM
How hot is the man?

Are you pretending to have standards?

Count Alex's Losses
12-02-2008, 10:27 PM
I most definitely have standards, Jenson. For instance, I wouldn't fuck you.

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:27 PM
How hot is the man?

Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?

Count Alex's Losses
12-02-2008, 10:28 PM
No.

88TG88
12-02-2008, 10:29 PM
Stab them in the face

luv
12-02-2008, 10:29 PM
No fair, that's not gay to you.

:D

88TG88
12-02-2008, 10:30 PM
Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?

You mean like a tall man?

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:30 PM
Definitely a pretty sheep.

Would it make a difference if it was a female or a male sheep?

Phobia
12-02-2008, 10:30 PM
Willie,

Your fantasies don't necessarily mirror my own. As such, I can't really participate in your little closet you've created within this thread.

crazycoffey
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
Am I pitching or catching?

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
You mean like a tall man?

Sure, whatever. What about a short man?

TrickyNicky
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
Pitching or catching?

SNR
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
What's involved in the gay sex? Does it have to be in the ass?

Frazod
12-02-2008, 10:32 PM
Ugh. This seems like a good threat to ignore.

:spock:

Jenson71
12-02-2008, 10:32 PM
I most definitely have standards, Jenson. For instance, I wouldn't **** you.

Thank God.

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:34 PM
What's involved in the gay sex? Does it have to be in the ass?

You would have your choice, if you were pitching or catching.

Phobia
12-02-2008, 10:34 PM
Am I pitching or catching?

For you, the usual. Catching.

88TG88
12-02-2008, 10:34 PM
Sure, whatever. What about a short man?

Like a midget ? I don't like midgets they creep me out.

Phobia
12-02-2008, 10:35 PM
Thank God.

It's because you've been deflowered during confession.

boogblaster
12-02-2008, 10:35 PM
My neighbors prefer beasts ... but Im sure they're gay too .. Myself I'll go with a pretty rhino ....

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:35 PM
Am I pitching or catching?

Whats the difference? If you are not gay, you should not have a preference. Both are gay.

crazycoffey
12-02-2008, 10:35 PM
For you, the usual. Catching.


Then I would have to request Mr. (for lack of a better term) Wendler's little prick....

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:36 PM
Like a midget ? I don't like midgets they creep me out.

What about if it was a male celebrity?

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 10:37 PM
What are the murderer's motivations for this demand? Does he have a gay friend and an animal friend that he's trying to set up? Or are they hostages, too? And why should I believe that he would just let me go afterwards? They never let people go. I think it's a trick and he's going to kill me anyway.

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:39 PM
What are the murderer's motivations for this demand? Does he have a gay friend and an animal friend that he's trying to set up? Or are they hostages, too? And why should I believe that he would just let me go afterwards? They never let people go. I think it's a trick and he's going to kill me anyway.

Lets say you just saw another dude whale away at another unfortunate dude and he was set free.

crazycoffey
12-02-2008, 10:41 PM
Whats the difference? If you are not gay, you should not have a preference. Both are gay.


I'm not gay, but I heard in prison that only catching was gay....

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:43 PM
I'm not gay, but I heard in prison that only catching was gay....

Alright, throw out the gay intercourse. What if it was your receiving gay oral only.

Phobia
12-02-2008, 10:47 PM
What are the murderer's motivations for this demand? Does he have a gay friend and an animal friend that he's trying to set up? Or are they hostages, too? And why should I believe that he would just let me go afterwards? They never let people go. I think it's a trick and he's going to kill me anyway.

It's part of a CSI: Miami script, it doesn't have to make sense.

Phobia
12-02-2008, 10:48 PM
Alright, throw out the gay intercourse. What if it was your receiving gay oral only.

Sorry dude. I haven't showered today.

crazycoffey
12-02-2008, 10:48 PM
I'm curious about the motivation of this topic. Did you live through some situation similar to this and now you are searching for some type of social acceptance? because this isn't going to turn out well for you....

Count Alex's Losses
12-02-2008, 11:41 PM
Alright, throw out the gay intercourse. What if it was your receiving gay oral only.

Are you kidding me?

If he's experienced it could be fantastic.

Spicy McHaggis
12-03-2008, 12:15 AM
Like a tall man? Because someone can be too tall.

T-post Tom
12-03-2008, 01:19 AM
What if the person making the choice was actually a lesbian trapped in a man's body? Would they then be allowed to have "gay" sex with a woman? Cuz that'd be my story.

BWillie
12-03-2008, 01:47 AM
Are you kidding me?

If he's experienced it could be fantastic.

Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! Yous the ones that're gay for sucking my dick! In fact, it creeps me out just being around you f.a.gs! Alright, get down on your knees and open your mouths.












Relax...it's off of Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay ROFL

Ebolapox
12-03-2008, 01:48 AM
:spock:

what the fuck?

Pablo
12-03-2008, 02:09 AM
Animal.

Couldn't be any worse than some of the swamp-donkies I see hanging around closing time at the bar.

blueballs
12-03-2008, 12:18 PM
The pregnant man is really a woman with a mustache
can you just have a dog lick peanut butter off your balls
I've read here that it's fantastic