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Rain Man
12-02-2008, 10:16 PM
First off, this thread is being posted so the orangemane people won't look at the front page and make fun of us.

Hypothetical: you're single and unattached, and you get a job with Doughco, a company that exports doughnuts from the U.S. (Their specialty is fritters.) You're sent on a business trip to Qatar, where you call upon Sheikh Ali Haji al-Moskowitz, the largest date producer on the entire peninsula.

When you arrive, Sheikh al-Moskowitz welcomes you to his home for one of those meals of a chicken stuffed in a goose in a pig in a camel, and some Heinekens. For dessert, the Sheikh says, "For you, my friend, the finest dessert of all!"

His harem parades out, a group of 30 attractive women who, in their various ways, would all grade out at approximately an 8.5 on the Bo Derek scale.

"Pick three!", he offers, with a sweep of his hand. "And we shall sign our contract tomorrow. I would like 12,000 baker's dozens of your maple twists."

Recognizing middle eastern sheik etiquette, you recognize that you need to consort with his harem girls to make the sale, and furthermore, Doughco is offering significant sales bonuses for its struggling maple twist line. You're only 12 hours of sweaty foursome orgy away from achieving financial independence for the near term, aside from the likelihood of a hyperinflationary depression that is looming over western civilization.

You look over the harem girls, all of whom are clean, attractive, and willing to please.

From the poll to follow, which three would you choose?

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 10:17 PM
First off, this thread is being posted so the orangemane people won't look at the front page and make fun of us.
LMAO

Nice work.

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:17 PM
All at once? Or can I pace myself?

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:17 PM
The ones without shawls.

Ari Chi3fs
12-02-2008, 10:17 PM
Yes. Many multiples. Thanks. Ill PM you my address to send them over.

chasedude
12-02-2008, 10:17 PM
Only 3?

burt
12-02-2008, 10:18 PM
First off, this thread is being posted so the orangemane people won't look at the front page and make fun of us.

1) They will make fun of us no matter what.

2) Who cares what they do on the orangemane?

Ebolapox
12-02-2008, 10:18 PM
best thread ever.

luv
12-02-2008, 10:19 PM
The ones without shawls.

Hey. Maybe they can take their teeth out.

BWillie
12-02-2008, 10:20 PM
Hey. Maybe they can take their teeth out.

That is 1/3 of the way to being my dream woman. Now only if they were three foot nine and had a flat head to rest my beer on. Gum jobs are the best. Smooth as silk. The old ladies in the "home" do it the best.

Skip Towne
12-02-2008, 10:22 PM
No, let's WALK down the hill and fuck ALL of them.

Douche Baggins
12-02-2008, 10:28 PM
And this, ladies and germs, is how Rain Man gets his rocks off.

Ari Chi3fs
12-02-2008, 10:29 PM
I like lithe women... flexible bendy gorgeous..... I would ask for 5 and give them a discount on the donuts.

lithe gorgeous white brunette
lithe gorgeous asian
lithe gorgeous african american
lithe gorgeous latina
lithe gorgeous persian.

Im taking 5 bitches, bitches.

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
All at once? Or can I pace myself?

All three at once. Therefore, like selecting a wine with dinner, it is important to determine how the trio will match up as a set.

Douche Baggins
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
Beautiful curvy white blonde.

Lithe, slender gorgeous white redhead.

Beautiful curvy white Mediterranean-type.

TinyEvel
12-02-2008, 10:32 PM
Do they have all their limbs?

I hate it when they're missing limbs.

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 10:34 PM
Only 3?


Middle eastern custom is quite clear on this.

If you take three, you get the big sale.

If you take less than three, you get seen to the door without a contract.

If you take more than three, as Ari will find out, it's a huge insult and you are castrated in the town square.

Ebolapox
12-02-2008, 10:34 PM
redhead, black chick, and hispanic chick.

curvy, please.

Rain Man
12-02-2008, 10:35 PM
Do they have all their limbs?

I hate it when they're missing limbs.


Perhaps one or two are missing small toes as punishment for stealing nail polish, but overall they're still sporting 8.5 ratings.

Ari Chi3fs
12-02-2008, 10:42 PM
OUCH!!!111 My Nutsack!!!11

StcChief
12-02-2008, 11:06 PM
no burkas. no mustaches, no armpit/leg hair. no dots on head.

Spicy McHaggis
12-02-2008, 11:14 PM
Beautiful Curvy Red Head

Lithe slender gorgeous Middle-Eastern

Cute petite Hispanic

Awesome.

ChiefsCountry
12-02-2008, 11:38 PM
I'm a brunette and blonde guy. Mix match any way between those two would be fine with me.

T-post Tom
12-02-2008, 11:55 PM
Very impressive post & poll. You obviously have too much time on your hands, but your lusty tale of harem girls & doughy baked goods is a good one. Thank you for the laugh, I needed it. I do have one problem with your poll though. You left out one important category of women: hot pole vaulters with updos. Example:

BWillie
12-03-2008, 01:27 AM
I don't have a specific race, hair color, eye color, etc. I tend to prefer petite chicks, but all I do to find my preference is look a a chick, and then have a conference call with my dick to what degree I want to spear her 'giner.

stumppy
12-03-2008, 04:14 AM
No, let's WALK down the hill and **** ALL of them.


Bingo !


On a side note, I'd probably just go with the first three who are disease free.

CHENZ A!
12-03-2008, 06:02 AM
I don't have a specific race, hair color, eye color, etc. I tend to prefer petite chicks, but all I do to find my preference is look a a chick, and then have a conference call with my dick to what degree I want to spear her 'giner.

I have the same philosophy. They either got it or they don't. Never been into big girls though.

Red Beans
12-03-2008, 06:09 AM
I'd do my best to take a shot at all 30...

Fire Me Boy!
12-03-2008, 06:23 AM
I'm taking two red-heads and a blonde. Thank you.

Hog Farmer
12-03-2008, 08:19 AM
I like men... flexible bendy gorgeous..... I would ask for 5 and give them a discount on the donuts.

lithe gorgeous white brunette tranny with a mustache
lithe gorgeous asian poop shoot
lithe gorgeous african elephant with an enormous cock
lithe gorgeous latina with the Aids virus
lithe gorgeous persian cats. I love breeding animals

Im taking 5 bitches, bitches.


:drool:

kindra68
12-03-2008, 09:14 AM
I don’t care what they look like, I’ll take one to cook, one to clean and one to do laundry.

ROYC75
12-03-2008, 10:35 AM
I donít care what they look like, Iíll take one to cook, one to clean and one to do laundry.

ROFL

FTR, at my age any 3 would do .

ROYC75
12-03-2008, 10:37 AM
No, let's WALK down the hill and **** ALL of them.



ROFL

Ferdinand ?

Pestilence
12-03-2008, 10:39 AM
Beautiful curvy white blonde
Beautiful curvy Hispanic
Cute petite Asian

bogey
12-03-2008, 11:19 AM
As long as it starts with beautiful and curvy, I'm a happy guy. Hopefully your definition of curvy is the same as mine. I chose brunette, hispanic and asian all beautiful and curvy. Hopefully curvy includes large, real, breasts. I'll see you in the morning.

ChiefGator
12-03-2008, 11:39 AM
You left out one important category of women: hot pole vaulters with updos.


Woah! I think I'm in love. Who is that?

Most the ones I see look more like this...

kc rush
12-03-2008, 11:56 AM
All 3 red heads.

KChiefsQT
12-03-2008, 08:54 PM
Look at all the love for the fire-crotches!!!! :p

Darth CarlSatan
12-03-2008, 09:02 PM
Look at all the love for the fire-crotches!!!! :p

Fire down below!

I have a philosophy too; they get it, and they get it often.

EyePod
12-03-2008, 09:31 PM
"What room is Donger in again?"

LMAO

88TG88
12-03-2008, 09:50 PM
Bingo !


On a side note, I'd probably just go with the first three who are disease free.

That was my thought when I read the options.

Tribal Warfare
12-03-2008, 09:54 PM
Personally I don't care about ethnicity/ hair color, because if the chick is bangin hot I'd hit that shit up times infinity.

KcMizzou
12-03-2008, 09:59 PM
Personally I don't care about ethnicity/ hair color, because if the chick is bangin hot I'd hit that shit up times infinity.Yeah, hot's hot. But still, something a little more exotic can trip the old trigger with more authority.

I'm a sucker for a hot chick with a foreign accent. I can't explain it, I just am.

ChiefsCountry
12-03-2008, 10:01 PM
I'm a sucker for a Southern girl. That Southern accent makes Little ChiefsCountry go crazy.

KcMizzou
12-03-2008, 10:02 PM
I'm a sucker for a Southern girl. That Southern accent makes Little ChiefsCountry go crazy.Watch "True Blood" on HBO. :drool:

luv
12-03-2008, 10:02 PM
Yeah, hot's hot. But still, something a little more exotic can trip the old trigger with more authority.

I'm a sucker for a hot chick with a foreign accent. I can't explain it, I just am.

This should rev a few engines.

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg84/Louis86/SelmaH.jpg

DaneMcCloud
12-03-2008, 10:03 PM
In a perfect world, all three women would be lithe, slender gorgeous Asian (oriental/East Asian) women.

If I were to choose women of different ethnicity, I wouldn't want to be perceived as a racist if I paid more attention to one woman over the others.

Especially when my cock is in play and vulnerable.

KcMizzou
12-03-2008, 10:04 PM
This should rev a few engines.

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg84/Louis86/SelmaH.jpgIndeed. :clap:

luv
12-03-2008, 10:05 PM
Watch "True Blood" on HBO. :drool:

http://z.about.com/d/horror/1/0/d/U/-/-/TrueBlood_AnnaPaquin.jpg

KcMizzou
12-03-2008, 10:08 PM
http://z.about.com/d/horror/1/0/d/U/-/-/TrueBlood_AnnaPaquin.jpgYes... poor Sam.

Douche Baggins
12-03-2008, 10:09 PM
http://z.about.com/d/horror/1/0/d/U/-/-/TrueBlood_AnnaPaquin.jpg

Blonde Anna > Brunette Anna

luv
12-03-2008, 10:14 PM
Yes... poor Sam.

No shit. Sam is much hotter than Bill. And he can turn into that cute dog. Whether human or dog, completely cuddly.

Tribal Warfare
12-03-2008, 10:22 PM
Yeah, hot's hot. But still, something a little more exotic can trip the old trigger with more authority.



of course, my avy and sig is Indictive to that.

KcMizzou
12-03-2008, 10:24 PM
of course, my avy and sig is Indictive to that.Point taken.

luv
12-03-2008, 10:37 PM
http://z.about.com/d/horror/1/0/f/T/-/-/TrueBlood05.jpg

Another one from True Blood. This chick has beautiful eyes, and definitely works out.

luv
12-03-2008, 10:39 PM
One for me. I know this is about females, but just look at those eyes.

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/67/09/95/18972046.jpg

EDIT: Much better picture.