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Ari Chi3fs
12-02-2008, 10:24 PM
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luv
12-02-2008, 10:26 PM
Definitely number 1.

Joe Seahawk
12-02-2008, 10:27 PM
http://abovethelaw.com/enzyte%20lawsuit%20busted%20liars.jpg

Skip Towne
12-02-2008, 10:27 PM
Ari Douche? With all his jinxed lockerroom talk. And his lame animal named teams BS?

Baconeater
12-02-2008, 10:28 PM
Billy Mays should win by a landslide.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-02-2008, 10:29 PM
Vince is a runaway winner. Billy is certainly deserving of a kick in the testicles tho. I kinda dig the UPS dude.

Donger
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
The UPS whiteboard guy.

KCGridironBeast
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
Check back at Midnight for the answer.

But seriously, the Shamwow douche.

Ari Chi3fs
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
FTR, Im thinking of getting my family members ShamWOW's for Christmas. It should be hilarious.

KcMizzou
12-02-2008, 10:31 PM
Billy Mays.

chasedude
12-02-2008, 10:32 PM
Billy Mays, because hes on all the time selling entirely too much shit.

sportsman1
12-02-2008, 10:35 PM
Free Credit Report douche. How is he not included?

Thig Lyfe
12-02-2008, 10:36 PM
You followin' me, camera guy?

Ari Chi3fs
12-02-2008, 10:36 PM
OH man... EPIC FAIL!!!

Also I could have added the Sonic Douches.

Thig Lyfe
12-02-2008, 10:38 PM
OH man... EPIC FAIL!!!

Also I could have added the Sonic Douches.

I love Sonic commercials. And they're not douches, they're incredibly talented improv Gods in Chicago. Especially TJ Jagodowski.

Darth CarlSatan
12-02-2008, 10:39 PM
http://abovethelaw.com/enzyte%20lawsuit%20busted%20liars.jpg

WINNER! HANDS-DOWN WINNER!

I hate that motherfucker...

Ebolapox
12-02-2008, 10:40 PM
ROFL

couldn't find a good place to mention it, but the battlefield mall in springfield had a fucking 'shamwow' knockoff booth open a few weeks ago. every time I walk by it, I can't help but bust out laughing.

Darth CarlSatan
12-02-2008, 10:42 PM
Billy Mays should win by a landslide.

Somebody should shove 'Oxy-Clean' up his ass, then fuck him with one of his putty tubes!

He's also a 'Telemundo Douche' as well.

luv
12-02-2008, 10:42 PM
ROFL

couldn't find a good place to mention it, but the battlefield mall in springfield had a fucking 'shamwow' knockoff booth open a few weeks ago. every time I walk by it, I can't help but bust out laughing.

I walk into the mall far enough to go into Fast Break Sports, which is right by the Dillards entrance. This makes me glad I don't venture further.

Baconeater
12-02-2008, 10:44 PM
Billy Mays, because hes on all the time selling entirely too much shit.

Exactly, he has a new commercial every fucking week, and he's ALWAYS YELLING.

StcChief
12-02-2008, 11:01 PM
3 way tie.

Baconeater
12-02-2008, 11:07 PM
It's clear that I have to do some campaigning for Billy Mays.

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luv
12-02-2008, 11:13 PM
It's clear that I have to do some campaigning for Billy Mays.

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He also does that orange cleaner stuff. Also, doesn't he do the super glue stuff where he's wear a helmet hanging from a steel beam?

Donger
12-02-2008, 11:15 PM
How can anyone hate someone with hair THAT black? It's uncanny.

SPchief
12-02-2008, 11:15 PM
It's clear that I have to do some campaigning for Billy Mays.

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LMAO

Baconeater
12-02-2008, 11:21 PM
He also does that orange cleaner stuff. Also, doesn't he do the super glue stuff where he's wear a helmet hanging from a steel beam?
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Baconeater
12-02-2008, 11:24 PM
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Jenson71
12-03-2008, 12:10 AM
Video and sound production technology make it completely unncessary for the ShamWow guy to have a microphone like that.

Darth CarlSatan
12-03-2008, 12:15 AM
Video and sound production technology make it completely unncessary for the ShamWow guy to have a microphone like that.

NEW RULE:

Anyone hawking this type of product has to do so with the ultra-skinny, ultra-long, 'Bob Barker'-Mic!

VOTE!

Baconeater
12-03-2008, 12:20 AM
NEW RULE:

Anyone hawking this type of product has to do so with the ultra-skinny, ultra-long, 'Bob Barker'-Mic!

VOTE!

That would be Gene Rayburn, n00b.

http://www.topiclink.com/gameshows/images/generayburn.jpg

Darth CarlSatan
12-03-2008, 12:27 AM
That would be Gene Rayburn, n00b.

http://www.topiclink.com/gameshows/images/generayburn.jpg

That would be 'Old School Pimp' Bob Barker, young'in.

Fishpicker
12-03-2008, 12:51 AM
UPS guy Andy, He didn't draw anything. Al Franken has more artistic talent than that UPS guy.

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stumppy
12-03-2008, 01:21 AM
#1 Ari Douche

a distant second

Free credit report idiot.

JuicesFlowing
12-03-2008, 01:38 AM
BILLY MAYS, BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S ALWAYS YELLING!

KCChiefsMan
12-03-2008, 02:27 AM
the UPS whiteboard guy hands down. I hate the f*cker, thinks he's so clever with his stupid drawings

Ultra Peanut
12-03-2008, 03:21 AM
"Billy Mays has a voice that could push a person to homicide." - Art Motherfucking Bell

MichaelH
12-03-2008, 03:29 AM
Billy Mays, because hes on all the time selling entirely too much shit.


Bingo!

Bwana
12-03-2008, 06:27 AM
Vince.......he is the only one I would give a beating to on the spot if I ran into him at a bar. Mays is a close second and the UPS guy doesn't bug me that much, other than the fact he looks like he's two years past a haircut and could be a PETA member. Hippy, I think you can get a cut at Cost Cutters for like $8. Don't embarrass your mother again this Christmas.

PhillyChiefFan
12-03-2008, 07:26 AM
While I hate Andy and Vince...I have to turn the channel everytime that muthafugger Billy Mays comes on.

Why the hell is he screaming at me?
And what is worse about Billy Mays is he has like 947 products he pushes on TV.

seclark
12-03-2008, 07:28 AM
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Frosty
12-03-2008, 07:44 AM
I know who Billy Mays is but no clue on the others.

TiVo FTW!

Hog Farmer
12-03-2008, 07:49 AM
Ari Douche? With all his jinxed lockerroom talk. And his lame animal named teams BS?

I approve this message !

tooge
12-03-2008, 07:50 AM
Ultra peanut. Oh, sorry, not an option. What the funk kind of cartoon character antics are going on in that persons head? Her posts rarely make any sense.

Fish
12-03-2008, 08:08 AM
I really really hate the way Bill Mays uses his hands when he talks....

CoMoChief
12-03-2008, 08:12 AM
I love Sonic commercials. And they're not douches, they're incredibly talented improv Gods in Chicago. Especially TJ Jagodowski.

I've seen them at Second City I dont know how many times. TJ is fuckin hilarious.

CoMoChief
12-03-2008, 08:13 AM
Chef Tony selling all of those bullshit knives.

JBucc
12-03-2008, 08:17 AM
Billy Mays is on so much I've become immune to his salesman douchebaggery like a virus to a vaccine. The ShamWOW guy though is such an unbearable fuckhole. He's like Christopher Titus if he was beaten into retartation with a crowbar shortly after birth.

CoMoChief
12-03-2008, 08:21 AM
This needs to turn into a Mike Rowe appreciation thread. When he used to sell all kinds of bullshit on infomercials before he became famous for doing "Dirty Jobs".

He knew the products were bullshit, but sarcastically tried to sell them anyway and it was hilarious.

Hog Farmer
12-03-2008, 08:22 AM
Ultra peanut. Oh, sorry, not an option. What the funk kind of cartoon character antics are going on in that persons head? Her posts rarely make any sense.


ROFL Agreed

ohiobronco2
12-03-2008, 08:26 AM
Free Credit Report fellas.

Frazod
12-03-2008, 08:29 AM
The ShamWOW guy cracks me up. He's like Steve Buscemi on meth. The UPS guy is certainly annoying, but of the three, Billy Mays SCREAMING AT ME to buy laundry detergent wins.

Although none of them is as annoying as the Geico lizard stalker. Incredible! Amazing! DIE :bang:

Pitt Gorilla
12-03-2008, 08:48 AM
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Gonzo
12-03-2008, 09:03 AM
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Pestilence
12-03-2008, 09:11 AM
UPS guy Andy, He didn't draw anything. Al Franken has more artistic talent than that UPS guy.

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Good call! Al Franken is the biggest douche.

chasedude
12-03-2008, 09:16 AM
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Tony Little, excellent choice. His Doucheness seems to stem from to much caffeine I thinks. He's too damn Hyper!

smittysbar
12-03-2008, 09:21 AM
Jack "The Hammer" Hamm

POW, BOOM BABY
Complete fruad

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blueballs
12-03-2008, 11:20 AM
I have 100% faith in your judgment
on this matter

gblowfish
12-03-2008, 12:05 PM
None of these three douches can touch the overall douchiness of the CP's own King Douche...the Most Douchable Douche of All Douches....our very own Midnight Douche!

rad
12-03-2008, 12:09 PM
How can anyone hate the UPS guy?

He's cooler than the other side of the pillow.

rad
12-03-2008, 12:23 PM
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FishingRod
12-03-2008, 12:47 PM
1 Vince
Billy 1.5



Ups guy about 400 down the list.

Chief Henry
12-03-2008, 01:09 PM
Last week in Breckenridge we stopped in for a Beer at "Ullers". Its a local place for a beer and game of pool. While enjoying a beverage, on the TV comes Billy with a commercial for snow boards. We couldn't be leave it. Ol Billy advertises putty to
snowboards !!! The guy is just irritating as hell to me.

Ultra Peanut
12-03-2008, 02:23 PM
Ultra peanut. Oh, sorry, not an option. What the funk kind of cartoon character antics are going on in that persons head? Her posts rarely make any sense.Squeeze it out, you've gotta wipe it.

kysirsoze
12-03-2008, 02:44 PM
1 and 3 clearly know they are douches but are making a ton of money so they don't care. They're so douchey it's funny which makes them slightly less douchey. UPS guy on the other hand acts like his commercials are trendy and cool. This elevates his doucherey to a whole new level.

on a sidenote... even the UPS commercials pale in comparison to the Mazda "Zoom Zoom" commercials. It's not really a "douche" issue. Just an "instant rage whenever they come on" issue. I hope that zoom zoom kid is nearly old enough that I can punch him in the face without being charged with child abuse. :mad:

kepp
12-03-2008, 03:30 PM
Definitely the UPS whiteboard guy. He reminds me of a kU fan for some reason.

Pestilence
12-03-2008, 03:35 PM
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Holy shit it's Mike Rowe!

Baby Lee
12-03-2008, 03:47 PM
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My first thought.

Iowanian
12-03-2008, 04:04 PM
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You CAAAAN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!


+1




*There is a gazelle in my house.

Baconeater
12-03-2008, 04:12 PM
I had no friggin' idea that Mike Rowe used to sell crap on QVC.

Iowanian
12-03-2008, 04:16 PM
I have an acqaintance, who is a millionaire from gimmick gadgets/widgets he's invented and sold by clowns like those mentioned.

Chief Henry
12-03-2008, 04:25 PM
I have an acqaintance, who is a millionaire from gimmick gadgets/widgets he's invented and sold by clowns like those mentioned.

??? Can you share what the gadget/widget thing is ?

Bearcat
12-03-2008, 04:36 PM
If you know their names, you need to start using the remote more, or find something to do during commercials.

I don't think the UPS guy is annoying. Definitely the other two, and I'd say the freecreditreport guy is the most annoying because his douchiness is in song form.

Baconeater
12-03-2008, 04:49 PM
If you know their names, you need to start using the remote more, or find something to do during commercials.
It's kinda hard when they break to a commercial and right away it's

HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR...

You can't get to the remote fast enough.

dtebbe
12-03-2008, 04:49 PM
I don't think the UPS guy is annoying.

You must be a Mac user.

DT

dtebbe
12-03-2008, 04:51 PM
Holy shit it's Mike Rowe!

He he, watched him breed pink maggots last night on Dirty Jobs... not sure which would be worse :D

DT

BigMeatballDave
12-03-2008, 04:52 PM
Billy Mays, because hes on all the time selling entirely too much shit.He'd sell his asshole if he could shit thru his ribs...

Papi
12-03-2008, 04:56 PM
Definitely the UPS whiteboard guy. He reminds me of a kU fan for some reason.

He's articulate and well spoken? The only one I would say I hate is Billy. I always have to turn down the volume when that c*ck smoker comes on. Pretty much anyone in a repeated repeated repeated tv ad is annoying though. When will dvr and tivo end the madness?

Bearcat
12-03-2008, 05:00 PM
It's kinda hard when they break to a commercial and right away it's

HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR...

You can't get to the remote fast enough.

Heh, selective memory, I guess... and if I'm not on my DVR so I can skip commercials, I usually change the channel, mute it, or go back to what I was doing. I do wish they would give a fair warning though, especially before breaking into song, like the saved by zero or Beyonce crap.

Another douche is the Submart guy on the Dominos commercials. Those get muted very quickly.

Bearcat
12-03-2008, 05:01 PM
You must be a Mac user.

DT

I have an iPod. :shrug:

Bearcat2005
12-03-2008, 06:10 PM
What about the Real Estate midgets on late night, John and Greg Rice?

Kyle DeLexus
01-16-2009, 02:32 PM
The damn shamwow commercials are on more than ever and it's pissing me off!....Also, that's the worst editting job ever with the piece of carpet and the soda, it's completely flooded over before and then after all the sudden it's magically dry with only the stain. And to top it off Vince and his "we're gonna do this in real time" gotta call BS Vince!

kysirsoze
01-16-2009, 02:39 PM
The damn shamwow commercials are on more than ever and it's pissing me off!....Also, that's the worst editting job ever with the piece of carpet and the soda, it's completely flooded over before and then after all the sudden it's magically dry with only the stain. And to top it off Vince and his "we're gonna do this in real time" gotta call BS Vince!

That's just because the ShamWOW is sooo amazing. It's gonna change the way the world dries things!!!

Donger
01-16-2009, 02:41 PM
What about the Real Estate midgets on late night, John and Greg Rice?

They are dwarfs, not midgets.

Kyle DeLexus
01-16-2009, 02:42 PM
That's just because the ShamWOW is sooo amazing. It's gonna change the way the world dries things!!!

You know that could be just it, the liquid had the fear of the shamwow in it and just decided to evaporate directly into it in a matter of seconds....i guess I need to buy some next time

Ultra Peanut
01-16-2009, 02:50 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=83293&stc=1&d=1228352980I LOVE THOSE DUDES LIKE I LOVE PAUL ASSENMACHER

blueballs
01-16-2009, 02:50 PM
you a camera guy

Demonpenz
01-16-2009, 02:52 PM
zane smith

Christofire
01-16-2009, 03:09 PM
Gotta go with the UPS guy. Haven't seen enough of the other two guys to get annoyed with them yet. The UPS commercials were cool the first few times, but I'm starting to get overdosed on them. They always freaking come on when I first login to ESPN.com, and it's irritating to hear that guy's voice just out of nowhere.

Kyle DeLexus
01-16-2009, 03:12 PM
Gotta go with the UPS guy. Haven't seen enough of the other two guys to get annoyed with them yet. The UPS commercials were cool the first few times, but I'm starting to get overdosed on them. They always freaking come on when I first login to ESPN.com, and it's irritating to hear that guy's voice just out of nowhere.

You haven't seen enough of the other two?!?! Do you not watch tv....at all? Between Billy and Vince I'd prolly see their commercials 4 times a day, I've seen the shamwow one 2 times today already and I've only been home since 2

Demonpenz
01-16-2009, 03:14 PM
I don't like the ups guy atleast the other two are such big duches it makes it funny. I think the shamwow guy was in the movie "the underground comedy" don't watch it but we had it at blockbuster awhile back

Christofire
01-16-2009, 03:20 PM
You haven't seen enough of the other two?!?! Do you not watch tv....at all? Between Billy and Vince I'd prolly see their commercials 4 times a day, I've seen the shamwow one 2 times today already and I've only been home since 2

Here are the only shows I watch on a consistent basis:
- Pro football (every sunday)
- My Name is Earl (Thursday)
- The Office (Thursday)

Anything else in primetime is mostly hit or miss -- mostly miss. I also watch the NBA and MLB playoffs when they're on broadcast tv (don't have cable or satellite), and I'll usually catch at least some of the PGA majors on the weekends. So, yeah, I'm probably in the minority TV wise.

Stewie
01-16-2009, 03:41 PM
When you really need to chop a strawberry with a bit of mango, this is for you! Because a knife takes too much work.

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gblowfish
01-16-2009, 03:45 PM
The Shamwow guy is pretty douchy.

Kyle DeLexus
01-16-2009, 03:45 PM
When you really need to chop a strawberry with a bit of mango, this is for you! Because a knife takes too much work.

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"Your gonna love my nuts!"

SLAG
01-16-2009, 03:48 PM
<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3491437">"Run Ronnie Run" Clip - The Food Erator"</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3491437,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3491437,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>

blaise
01-16-2009, 03:48 PM
I think the Bud Lite Drinkability Guy that draws in the air is a bigger douche than all of them

Count Zarth
01-16-2009, 03:48 PM
Andy is a good guy. Don't you go bashing on Andy.

Kyle DeLexus
01-16-2009, 03:51 PM
<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3491437">"Run Ronnie Run" Clip - The Food Erator"</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3491437,t=1,mt=video"/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=3491437,t=1,mt=video" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>


ROFLROFLROFL

Joe Seahawk
01-17-2009, 11:24 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/29yglc0.jpg

FringeNC
01-17-2009, 11:26 AM
I assumed DT58HOF would be an option, but evidently not.

Baconeater
01-17-2009, 07:57 PM
Seems this Vince cat has another commercial now, some food chopper thingy. Billy Mays better watch his back.

luv
01-17-2009, 08:01 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/29yglc0.jpg

Oh, c'mon. Tell me she doesn't 'make' those commercials.

Crybaby Power
01-17-2009, 08:58 PM
Without a question its Billy Mays because he sells the most shit so you see him more and more than the other guys.

THe FCC should have a Billy Mays filter on TV counting all the he appears on TV so that it doesn't seem like he's on all the time.

Sam Hall
01-17-2009, 09:07 PM
Andy the UPS guy looks nothing like the people who work at UPS. They wouldn't allow his hair to be that long.

JuicesFlowing
01-17-2009, 09:10 PM
Billy Mays should win by a landslide.

I can't believe he hasn't. Maybe he needs to talk louder in his commercials.

BigRock
01-17-2009, 10:13 PM
Billy is annoying but if you got to know him I bet he's a friendly guy. He'd probably offer you his couch if you needed a place for the night. He might be running in every 5 minutes with some Oxyclean in case you spilled, but whatever.

UPS guy is kinda pretentious.

ShamWow guy is the only actual douchebag of the bunch.

First, he tries to make you feel like failure for not owning a ShamWow. Then he's got his bullshit with "You spend $30 on paper towels every month!" or whatever he says. The hell I spend that much on paper towels. WTF?

THEN he's got "You know they make good stuff in Germany" line. What? Shut up.

And then I present the topper: his hair. Your honor, the defense rests.

All I have to say is SHAMWOW... is the biggest douche.

(Also douchey: Alltel Chad)

Chiefshrink
01-17-2009, 10:37 PM
Free Credit Report douche. How is he not included?


Nailed it!!!!!!:)

ClevelandBronco
01-17-2009, 10:49 PM
I respect anyone who can sell.

Mr. Kotter
01-17-2009, 11:07 PM
I respect anyone who can sell.

So, they've learned how to suck someone off....of get them off with a finger up their asshole. Sorry, that's NOT real impressive. I learned that at age 19.

:shrug:


:rolleyes:

ClevelandBronco
01-17-2009, 11:11 PM
So...

And I respect few who teach.

Professionally, that is.

Mr. Kotter
01-17-2009, 11:20 PM
And I respect few who teach.

Professionally, that is.

So, you respect whores, more than nuns too, I'd bet. Hmmm-kkkayyy. :shrug:

:hmmm:

ClevelandBronco
01-17-2009, 11:22 PM
So...

You're a nun. Whatever.

Ultra Peanut
01-17-2009, 11:23 PM
¡Vince! ¡Vince! ¡Vince!

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Mr. Kotter
01-17-2009, 11:24 PM
You're a nun. Whatever.

Compared to Sales douches? :spock:

Heh. Yeah. :hmmm:

;)

Ultra Peanut
01-17-2009, 11:26 PM
THEN he's got "You know they make good stuff in Germany" line. What? Shut up.http://i44.tinypic.com/16lmfs6.jpg

blaise
01-17-2009, 11:38 PM
So, they've learned how to suck someone off....of get them off with a finger up their asshole. Sorry, that's NOT real impressive. I learned that at age 19.

:shrug:


:rolleyes:

I don't know, there's a difference between a dude just selling something and a guy that can just Sell. And they don't do it in a sleazy kind of way. I've done sales jobs and there's some people that can literally sell anything and not do it by bullshitting or just kissing ass. They just sell by basically selling themselves. It's a real talent with some people.
I worked for a rental car company inside a Lexus dealership outside of D.C. and I would watch these salesmen. Most would totally stress out to sell 12 cars a month, chain smoke cigarettes and slam coffee, cuss about customers after they left or in the breakroom. They would sometimes have some success but they'd usually burn out after a few months. There was one guy though that just sold like he was talking to you at a bar. Not stressed out, not fake at all. He didn't act different when the customers weren't there. Totally a nice guy. That dude would just kill. Every month he would be one or two on the board, and making real good money too. He'd been there like 8 years. He just had a talent for it that most people don't. I've ran into a few people like that.

Mr. Kotter
01-17-2009, 11:41 PM
I don't know, there's a difference between a dude just selling something and a guy that can just Sell. And they don't do it in a sleazy kind of way. I've done sales jobs and there's some people that can literally sell anything and not do it by bullshitting or just kissing ass. They just sell by basically selling themselves. It's a real talent with some people.
I worked for a rental car company inside a Lexus dealership outside of D.C. and I would watch these salesmen. Most would totally stress out to sell 12 cars a month, chain smoke cigarettes and slam coffee, cuss about customers after they left or in the breakroom. They would sometimes have some success but they'd usually burn out after a few months. There was one guy though that just sold like he was talking to you at a bar. Not stressed out, not fake at all. He didn't act different when the customers weren't there. Totally a nice guy. That dude would just kill. Every month he would be one or two on the board, and making real good money too. He'd been there like 8 years. He just had a talent for it that most people don't. I've ran into a few people like that.


Thanks for making my point. Good whores are hard to find; no doubt about it.

:thumb:

ClevelandBronco
01-17-2009, 11:44 PM
Thanks for making my point. Good whores are hard to find; no doubt about it.

:thumb:

Which educational system are you "whoring" yourself out for?

blaise
01-17-2009, 11:44 PM
Thanks for making my point. Good whores are hard to find; no doubt about it.

:thumb:


How nice of you to generalize an entire working class of people.

ClevelandBronco
01-17-2009, 11:48 PM
Here's an idea: Kotter can "whore himself out" until he can retire on the taxpayers' tab.

It's a proven plan.

Mr. Kotter
01-17-2009, 11:49 PM
Which educational system are you "whoring" yourself out for?

Frankly? Whichever one I decide to grace with my presence, and work for. I declined four unsolicited offers last year...down from the previous year (I suspect, due to my longevity in my current position.) FWIW, I applaud whores in similar circumstances.

:)

How nice of you to generalize an entire working class of people.

If the shoe fits, wear it...I guess. Otherwise, whores provide a valuable service too. :shrug:

FWIW, I was quite successful at it (albeit, for about a year) before realizing prostitution was not for me. :hmmm:

ClevelandBronco
01-17-2009, 11:53 PM
Fr...

Got tenure? Got union protection?

You hack.

Take a chance relying on your own intellect.

Mr. Kotter
01-17-2009, 11:55 PM
Got tenure? Got union protection?

You hack.

Take a chance relying on your own intellect.

Tenure? Nope. I live in a "right to work" state....we serve at the whim of the administrators and board. Period.

Try again, though. ;)

blaise
01-18-2009, 12:02 AM
If the shoe fits, wear it...I guess.

Ok then, you sound like a smarmy, judgmental, jackass.

ClevelandBronco
01-18-2009, 12:06 AM
Tenure? Nope. I live in a "right to work" state....we serve at the whim of the administrators and board. Period.

Try again, though. ;)

I'm not doubting that you have something to teach to children.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2009, 12:12 AM
Ok then, you sound like a smarmy, judgmental, jackass.

I've been called worse by equally misguided and ignorant people. :shrug:

:)

ClevelandBronco
01-18-2009, 12:18 AM
I've been called worse by equally misguided and ignorant people.

Let me take a wild guess. They all graduated from the same institution and with the same degree you have.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2009, 12:24 AM
Let me take a wild guess. They all graduated from the same institution and with the same degree you have.

Which degree? Which institution? Three of 'em, complicates things.... :shrug:

Regardless, I doubt it.

FWIW, I'm doing my best Logical/DaneMcCloud/DaveLane impression tonight.

I'm mostly just goshing ya'all. ;)

:D

ClevelandBronco
01-18-2009, 12:28 AM
...I'm doing my best Logical/DaneMcCloud/DaveLane impression tonight.

That explanation doesn't work. Dane is intelligent.

I'm mostly just goshing ya'all.

Y'all?

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2009, 12:33 AM
That explanation doesn't work. Dane is intelligent.



Y'all?

I'm quite certain my Stanford-Benet is 10-20% or more higher than Dane's (based on his posting, anyway)...though his income is probably 300% or more of mine.


C'est la vie as the Frogs would say. :shrug:

:)

ClevelandBronco
01-18-2009, 12:36 AM
I'm quite certain my Stanford-Benet is 10-20% or more higher than Dane's (based on his posting, anyway)...

I'd be shocked.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2009, 12:40 AM
I'd be shocked.

You ARE a Bronco fan, afterall. :)

ClevelandBronco
01-18-2009, 12:51 AM
You ARE a Bronco fan, afterall. :)

And I respect few who teach.

Professionally, that is.

You are just a teacher, after all.

____

By the way, "afterall?" One word?

Sorry. Teachers don't get away with bad spelling.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2009, 01:06 AM
You are just a teacher, after all.

____

By the way, "afterall?" One word?

Sorry. Teachers don't get away with bad spelling.

:rolleyes:...a spacebar, my oh my. Silly me.

I'll confess at my next Mensa meeting. I struggle for confessions of my shortcomings, sometimes. :thumb:

kcfanXIII
01-18-2009, 01:09 AM
I assumed DT58HOF would be an option, but evidently not.

maybe we can lure him out with a hannah montana youtube clip.

in the meantime, more mike rowe:

<object width="425" height="344">


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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbd2DucRe1M)

ClevelandBronco
01-18-2009, 01:10 AM
:rolleyes:...a spacebar, my oh my. Silly me.

I'll confess at my next Mensa meeting. I struggle for confessions of my shortcomings, sometimes. :thumb:

Mensa. That's a good one, Kotter.

ClevelandBronco
01-18-2009, 01:15 AM
...I struggle for confessions of my shortcomings, sometimes.

Please don't try to use commas.

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2009, 01:19 AM
Please don't try to use commas.

MLA correct, common usage notwithstanding.

ClevelandBronco
01-18-2009, 01:23 AM
MLA correct, common usage notwithstanding.

You probably should say, "correct usage notwithstanding."

Goodnight, idiot teacher.

Ultra Peanut
01-18-2009, 01:44 AM
GET A ROOM

rad
01-18-2009, 05:11 AM
WTF?

Mr. Kotter
01-18-2009, 09:11 AM
You probably should say, "correct usage notwithstanding."

Goodnight, idiot teacher.

Common and correct are not mutually exclusive terms.

Good morning, Sand-in-gina Mr. Haney. ;)

Katipan
01-18-2009, 09:30 AM
So, you respect whores, more than nuns too, I'd bet. Hmmm-kkkayyy. :shrug:

:hmmm:

Is a good whore worse than a bad nun?

So the nun marries the big JC, and secretly at night plays with her rosary in ways God never intended. (OR DID HE??)

Isn't that nun a bigger disaster because she's cheating on her husband, rather than the popular whore who's just out to make the world a happier place?

Me thinks I'll respect the whore. At least she's getting off too.

Valiant
01-21-2009, 04:53 PM
winner

JuicesFlowing
01-27-2009, 07:08 PM
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This asswipe needs to be include in the nominations.

Ebolapox
01-27-2009, 08:57 PM
So, you respect whores, more than nuns too, I'd bet. Hmmm-kkkayyy. :shrug:

:hmmm:

ooh, nun whores! nun porn is HOT.

BigRichard
01-28-2009, 06:48 AM
http://imnotboredanymore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/leskomatthew.jpg

Who can forget this guy?

JuicesFlowing
01-28-2009, 07:04 AM
http://imnotboredanymore.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/leskomatthew.jpg

Who can forget this guy?

We have a winner! I forgot about him, haven't had the misfortune of seeing his free government money commercials in a long time.

BigMeatballDave
01-28-2009, 07:12 AM
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This asswipe needs to be include in the nominations.LMAO my son sings these ads all the time.

Molitoth
01-28-2009, 07:50 AM
How is Andy even annoying? He just draws on a whiteboard.

The Sonic commercials are awesome as well, dunno how you can hate those.

Molitoth
01-28-2009, 07:50 AM
I agree that the Free-credit-report-dot-com commercials can SUCK IT. Worst ad on tv atm.

Frazod
01-28-2009, 08:12 AM
I agree that the Free-credit-report-dot-com commercials can SUCK IT. Worst ad on tv atm.

The first couple were funny, IMO. I particularly liked the "married my dream girl" spot, where he was singing about how the bitch wrecked his life while she picking up laundry right in front of him. :D

Now they're just lame, though.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-28-2009, 08:13 AM
The first couple were funny, IMO. I particularly liked the "married my dream girl" spot, where he was singing about how the bitch wrecked his life while she picking up laundry right in front of him. :D

Now they're just lame, though.

That one, and the seafood restaurant one was pretty funny. Them shits have definitely jumped the shark though. Actually, the one where he bought the beater car while his posse got laughed at was pretty good too.

wildwill2112
01-28-2009, 09:37 AM
Billy mays what a db:banghead:

unothadeal
02-06-2009, 04:08 PM
Bizzaro World Billy Mays

NSFW

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Thig Lyfe
06-28-2009, 10:52 AM
RIP

JuicesFlowing
06-29-2009, 05:01 PM
I take back all of those bad things I said about you, Billy Mays. RIP.

Rain Man
06-29-2009, 05:04 PM
I agree that the Free-credit-report-dot-com commercials can SUCK IT. Worst ad on tv atm.


No, no.

NO!

Those are the best commercials on television today.






And as for Billy Mays, I'm sad to report that he is not available in stores any more.

mcan
06-29-2009, 05:07 PM
I think ShamWow guy is kinda fun. Certainly a decent salesman.

The UPS whiteboard thing was fun, when it looked like it was real. Now it's all animated and dumb.

But Billy Mays is (was) pretty obnoxious. I'm sure he was a great guy and I'm glad he had success. But man... Screaming bothers me. RIP man. But you got my vote in this poll.

Skip Towne
06-29-2009, 05:16 PM
I think ShamWow guy is kinda fun. Certainly a decent salesman.

The UPS whiteboard thing was fun, when it looked like it was real. Now it's all animated and dumb.

But Billy Mays is (was) pretty obnoxious. I'm sure he was a great guy and I'm glad he had success. But man... Screaming bothers me. RIP man. But you got my vote in this poll.
Billy said he wasn't screaming. He was projecting.

Kyle DeLexus
06-29-2009, 05:28 PM
I think ShamWow guy is kinda fun. Certainly a decent salesman.

The UPS whiteboard thing was fun, when it looked like it was real. Now it's all animated and dumb.

But Billy Mays is (was) pretty obnoxious. I'm sure he was a great guy and I'm glad he had success. But man... Screaming bothers me. RIP man. But you got my vote in this poll.

The shamwow guy ripped Billy off. There's a youtube video of Billy Mays' product and the ScamWow going side by side and Vince almost said word for word what Billy did.

bulldogg
06-29-2009, 05:49 PM
Got some for my birthday as a gag but have been using them to dry stuff with>>>>Ok I did the soda thing and it did not work that well<<<they are still pretty good believe it or not.

doomy3
06-29-2009, 06:02 PM
Heh, I never clicked on this thread until now, so I just assumed it was a thread about Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-29-2009, 06:05 PM
Got some for my birthday as a gag but have been using them to dry stuff with>>>>Ok I did the soda thing and it did not work that well<<<they are still pretty good believe it or not.

Dude. You chipped money into this site and you never really post here? You should be repped straight to the top. I'll do my part to help.

Pioli Zombie
06-29-2009, 07:08 PM
The Say Hey Kid is dead???????????
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irishjayhawk
06-29-2009, 07:34 PM
It's sad that the Whiteboard guy was even up for consideration.