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Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:25 PM
a free hug. Everyone can use one, yes you, Ari. Yes you, Vailpass, Yes you. In fact, any of you. Please post in this thread and consider myself hugging you.

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:26 PM
.

J Diddy
12-03-2008, 11:28 PM
I'll hug you, you sexy mofo you.

KcMizzou
12-03-2008, 11:30 PM
I'll hug you, you sexy mofo you.Careful, that's not a roll of quarters.

Baconeater
12-03-2008, 11:32 PM
I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, I'll kill you.

luv
12-03-2008, 11:32 PM
I'll take one.

KcMizzou
12-03-2008, 11:33 PM
I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, I'll kill you.Lighten up, Francis.

luv
12-03-2008, 11:33 PM
I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, I'll kill you.

Does that mean you DO like SOMEONE touching you?

Baconeater
12-03-2008, 11:36 PM
Does that mean you DO like SOMEONE touching you?

Grammar wasn't Francis' strong point.

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:36 PM
Luv,

There. better?

-SR

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:37 PM
I'll hug you, you sexy mofo you.

J Diddly,

There you go, Primo.

Everybody loves you,

-SR

J Diddy
12-03-2008, 11:38 PM
Careful, that's not a roll of quarters.


LMAO

dimes

88TG88
12-03-2008, 11:44 PM
?

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:48 PM
?

of course so, here, huggy... happy birthday a few weeks back, bro. *shakes hands*....

88TG88
12-03-2008, 11:51 PM
of course so, here, huggy... happy birthday a few weeks back, bro. *shakes hands*....

Thanks, I can't believe you remembered.

QuikSsurfer
12-03-2008, 11:51 PM
What has Jesus done to you?

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:52 PM
What has Jesus done to you?

soooo........ I'm guessing you don't want a hug?

Taco John
12-03-2008, 11:52 PM
What in the WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS is going on here!?

Bearcat
12-03-2008, 11:53 PM
I'd join threads and ask if it was a warm hug, but not after that roll of quarters joke.

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:54 PM
What in the WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS is going on here!?

Here Taco, I'm giving hugs away. I hope you're doing well. Hug

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:55 PM
I'd join threads and ask if it was a warm hug, but not after that roll of quarters joke.

No, not at all Bearcat, Come here, big guy. Actual brotherly hug.

Baconeater
12-03-2008, 11:55 PM
What in the WIDE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS is going on here!?

Some things changed while you were in DC.

Simply Red
12-03-2008, 11:57 PM
oh and seriously, WTF happened to vailpass? I thought he was an alright guy. Tonight he sure showed his ass, I really wish he'd come get a hug.

QuikSsurfer
12-03-2008, 11:58 PM
soooo........ I'm guessing you don't want a hug?

No, my friend, I do not want a hug.

I'm just fucking amazed at this thread you've started. Are you using and abusing drugs? I know how Atlanta is.

Taco John
12-04-2008, 12:19 AM
Here Taco, I'm giving hugs away. I hope you're doing well. Hug

Thanks for the hug.

For what it's worth, I'm above average looking to fairly hot and am self-sufficient...

...and nothing if not smoooooooth.

dj56dt58
12-04-2008, 12:35 AM
did u just grab my ass?

KChiefsQT
12-04-2008, 12:38 AM
How about a free kickintheass! Nighty night!

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 12:40 AM
How about a free kickintheass! Nighty night!

so long as you're doing the kicking, I'm down.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 08:19 AM
come here vailpass, huggy?

CoMoChief
12-04-2008, 08:22 AM
Fuck Yeah. Hugs kick ass!!!

burt
12-04-2008, 08:52 AM
Will this include a pelvic thrust?

Fairplay
12-04-2008, 08:53 AM
i love you SR.

Gonzo
12-04-2008, 09:11 AM
Dammit, SR! I told you....NO RIM JOBS!

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 10:14 AM
**** Yeah. Hugs kick ass!!!

Here, come here, even though you dogged my game. There, there. Have a good day CoMoChief.

Hog Farmer
12-04-2008, 10:14 AM
Ummm... I'd better take a shower first!

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 10:15 AM
Will this include a pelvic thrust?

It'll drive you in SAYYYY YA YA YA YA YAAANE!

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 10:16 AM
i love you SR.

Hug, I love you too. Thank you and have a great day, Hug.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 10:17 AM
Dammit, SR! I told you....NO RIM JOBS!

Ok, but huggy?

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 10:17 AM
Ummm... I'd better take a shower first!

Ok, no problem, we'll be here.

Gonzo
12-04-2008, 10:18 AM
Ok, but huggy?

:grouphug:

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 10:20 AM
:grouphug:

Thank you, Oh, and they DO make dandruff shampoo. It's okay though, come here, big dog.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 10:53 AM
Anybody else? I have time for like three more hugs, and then It'll be after 10:00 PM EST before I can resume hugging...

TIA

-SR

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 11:12 AM
Okay, so nobody else (for now)?

Dicky McElephant
12-04-2008, 11:19 AM
Let's hug it out bitches.

Deberg_1990
12-04-2008, 11:22 AM
Did u give that Niner in the other cube a hug yet Red?

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 11:34 AM
Did u give that Niner in the other cube a hug yet Red?

wait, that girl that worked w/ me? She got fired.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 11:35 AM
Let's hug it out bitches.

did you get a hug yet, pestilenceaf23?

Dicky McElephant
12-04-2008, 11:37 AM
did you get a hug yet, pestilenceaf23?

Nope.....but I could use a hug and some casino cash. :D

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 11:40 AM
Nope.....but I could use a hug and some casino cash. :D

Here. hug. Have a good day, pestilenceaf23

MagicHef
12-04-2008, 11:52 AM
Gimme.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 12:00 PM
Gimme.

There you go, tiger. Have a great day, MagicHef! :)

ps. let's bump that thread.

kindra68
12-04-2008, 12:04 PM
if i stand in line for a hug, do i get a free feel up too?

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 12:08 PM
if i stand in line for a hug, do i get a free feel up too?

Yes, Would it be over the top to pull off 'The Shocker'. Just kidding, here, here is your huggy and here is your 'feel-up'. Feels good, doesn't it?

Jilly
12-04-2008, 12:35 PM
Here, SR...here is a hug for you, well, because you deserve one also

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 12:41 PM
Here, SR...here is a hug for you, well, because you deserve one also

Thank you, :redface:

Delano
12-04-2008, 12:41 PM
I'll take a one armed hug and slap on the shoulder please.

Deberg_1990
12-04-2008, 12:44 PM
wait, that girl that worked w/ me? She got fired.

No, the one you posted your chat with yesterday.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 12:49 PM
No, the one you posted your chat with yesterday.

Oh, that one, no, according to all of you fools, I've already fucked that up.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 12:49 PM
I'll take a one armed hug and slap on the shoulder please.

Hi Delano, Here is your half-hug. Have a nice day.

Bi_polar
12-04-2008, 12:58 PM
hi

chasedude
12-04-2008, 02:07 PM
I'm not much of a hugging person but I'll take a handshake :D

Braincase
12-04-2008, 02:12 PM
I'll settle for an "Atta-boy" and a thumbs up.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 03:11 PM
I'll settle for an "Atta-boy" and a thumbs up.

Atta boy!! *thumbs up*

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 03:12 PM
I'm not much of a hugging person but I'll take a handshake :D

NO, YOU GET A HUG AND YOU'LL LIKE IT, I know your ass, irl...

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 03:52 PM
bumped for a friend.

Rain Man
12-04-2008, 03:59 PM
Y'know what would be a good idea? A hugs-for-guns exchange program in dangerous neighborhoods.

I wasn't held enough as a child, so I have a very large definition of personal space. Perhaps I can get a friendly wave and nod, and my hug can go to someone more needy.

Donger
12-04-2008, 04:03 PM
What exactly will you be hugging?

Baconeater
12-04-2008, 04:16 PM
Y'know what would be a good idea? A hugs-for-guns exchange program in dangerous neighborhoods.

I wasn't held enough as a child, so I have a very large definition of personal space. Perhaps I can get a friendly wave and nod, and my hug can go to someone more needy.

Ah, now I understand why you put DaFace's cubicle down in the boiler room.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 04:30 PM
What exactly will you be hugging?

just you. Will that be okay?

Donger
12-04-2008, 04:31 PM
just you. Will that be okay?

No.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 04:33 PM
No.

:D

bogey
12-04-2008, 04:35 PM
This is a feel good thread, may I have a hug? Since Donger doesn't want a "just you" hug, you can hug us together.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 04:49 PM
This is a feel good thread, may I have a hug? Since Donger doesn't want a "just you" hug, you can hug us together.

bogey, you've always been a good friend (even though you'd vanished for awhile,) come here big dog. give it up...

Delano
12-04-2008, 04:51 PM
Hug it out, brah.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 04:53 PM
Hug it out, brah.

Do you need another one, Delano. Let me know, okay?


TIA,

-SR

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 04:54 PM
this is an honest attempt at making your/anybody's day. Come here...

Delano
12-04-2008, 04:56 PM
this is an honest attempt at making your/anybody's day. Come here...

You know that part where Johnny Drama gets thrown off his Movie of the Week gig because he gets a hard-on when hugging Brooke Shields?

I think I'd like a little bit of that in my next hug. Mmmkay?

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 04:59 PM
You know that part where Johnny Drama gets thrown off his Movie of the Week gig because he gets a hard-on when hugging Brooke Shields?

I think I'd like a little bit of that in my next hug. Mmmkay?


Wait, are you a girl?

Delano
12-04-2008, 05:07 PM
Wait, are you a girl?

I thought you were!?

bogey
12-04-2008, 05:08 PM
ROFL

burt
12-04-2008, 05:15 PM
What exactly will you be hugging?

a dONGER THAT DOESN'T WANT HUGGED....WIERD.....

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 05:21 PM
I thought you were!?

no, it's okay though. I'll hug anyone, to better both planets. I hugged this old black lady who's a greeter at Walmart.

Tribal Warfare
12-04-2008, 06:46 PM
Alright sharing the love in a non-crude and totally heterosexual manner.




:grouphug:

KChiefsQT
12-04-2008, 06:54 PM
I thought you were!?
Hahaha

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 09:33 PM
Alright sharing the love in a non-crude and totally heterosexual manner.




:grouphug:

Thank you, awwwww. Just brothers, though.

Simply Red
12-04-2008, 09:33 PM
I thought you were!?
Hahaha

Did you need a hug? That kick in the nuts really hurt, last night.

Simply Red
12-05-2008, 05:19 PM
I'd like a hug, vailpass, get your ass in here!

undercover
12-05-2008, 05:31 PM
* a little hug leads to a foot rub, then a hot tub and a french kiss on a bear rug...*
I know where this is going.

Simply Red
12-05-2008, 05:33 PM
* a little hug leads to a foot rub, then a hot tub and a french kiss on a bear rug...*
I know where this is going.

no, no silly, only a hug, unless this is Chloe Sevigny, And, well,

Is it?

Simply Red
12-12-2008, 05:01 PM
Last call.

JuicesFlowing
12-12-2008, 05:06 PM
Hello SR. I'll take a hug.

RedThat
12-12-2008, 05:09 PM
Hey Hey rock n roll buddy!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-s2pqLTNBY

Mr Luzcious
12-12-2008, 05:13 PM
Last call.

You mean this offer expires? Thats sad.

Simply Red
12-12-2008, 05:18 PM
Hello SR. I'll take a hug.

You, I know, need one, come here tiger!

Simply Red
12-12-2008, 05:19 PM
You mean this offer expires? Thats sad.

Just a reason to bump. Do you need one, Mr Luzcious?

Skip Towne
12-12-2008, 05:19 PM
A hug? Include me out.

Fritz88
12-12-2008, 05:20 PM
I just got of the shower and I am naked..is that okay?

Fritz88
12-12-2008, 05:21 PM
and I have loads of hair in my chest.

Mr Luzcious
12-12-2008, 05:23 PM
Just a reason to bump. Do you need one, Mr Luzcious?

Well I don't know that I need one, but I've never known them to be detrimental. :)

bishop_74
12-12-2008, 07:09 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-kitten-hug.jpg

bishop_74
12-12-2008, 07:12 PM
http://allfunny.net/pics/howtohugababy/how-to-hug-a-baby-4.jpg

Simply Red
12-31-2008, 09:59 AM
Anybody?

Simply Red
12-31-2008, 09:59 AM
I just got of the shower and I am naked..is that okay?

no.

Mr. Plow
12-31-2008, 10:03 AM
and I have loads of hair in my chest.

You should probably get that looked at. Hair inside your chest isn't a good thing.

Simply Red
12-23-2009, 12:49 AM
i'm really tired, but, I'll hug anyone before crashing.

Lumpy
12-23-2009, 12:52 AM
i'm really tired, but, I'll hug anyone before crashing.

I offered a hug to you earlier and you went all snob on me. :harumph: So no hug for you!

Simply Red
12-23-2009, 12:58 AM
I get that way, but I love everyone. Nite

Lumpy
12-23-2009, 01:03 AM
I get that way, but I love everyone. Nite

There you go again, snobbin' it up. LMAO

Have a good night SR. :D

Archie F. Swin
12-23-2009, 07:22 AM
the pussification of the planet continues :harumph:

JohninGpt
12-23-2009, 08:41 AM
You should probably get that looked at. Hair inside your chest isn't a good thing.

That's why cats cough up hairballs.
Have you been licking your chest?

Delano
12-23-2009, 08:43 AM
Full frontal hug please.

Sofa King
12-23-2009, 08:48 AM
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/free_hugs_from_jugs_1_.jpg

Simply Red
04-25-2012, 11:22 AM
can we get some hugs?

KurtCobain
04-25-2012, 11:23 AM
Yo.

MahiMike
04-25-2012, 11:24 AM
Here ya go...xxooxoxoxoxooxoxo

Simply Red
04-25-2012, 11:24 AM
Yo.

there ya' go bud.

Simply Red
04-25-2012, 11:39 AM
Attn CP - I'll be gone for about two hours or so - so no more hugs until around 2:30ish PM EST, today.

Thanks

vailpass
04-25-2012, 12:31 PM
Can we get some 1980's NBA nuthuggers?

Dayze
04-25-2012, 12:35 PM
Is this where the mouth hugs are being handed out?

tooge
04-25-2012, 12:57 PM
duuuuuude! thats gross. I think I felt your pecker

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-25-2012, 01:02 PM
can we get some hugs?

I'm holding you right now SR. And lingering a little too long.

Bump
04-25-2012, 01:02 PM
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Dayze
04-25-2012, 01:08 PM
"I really mean it."

Lol

chasedude
04-25-2012, 03:43 PM
duuuuuude! thats gross. I think I felt your pecker

no crossing swords! :shake:

chiefsflow
04-25-2012, 03:47 PM
Crossing swords is the only logical thing to do!

chasedude
04-25-2012, 03:51 PM
Crossing swords is the only logical thing to do!

:bolt:

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:49 AM
this thread delivers, hugs!

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 12:52 AM
Guys, i have about 12 minutes left in me. Let's get those hugs!

Simply Red
04-26-2012, 09:48 AM
New day = new set of problems.

Let's get those hugs in.

Simply Red
04-27-2012, 01:34 AM
the shop is open.

ChiefsNow
04-27-2012, 01:38 AM
Will you still hug me if I liked the Poe pick?

Simply Red
04-27-2012, 01:40 AM
Will you still hug me if I liked the Poe pick?

yes champ. feel my hug boner!

ChiefsNow
04-27-2012, 01:45 AM
yes champ. feel my hug boner!

Poe Powe I got a woody