PDA

View Full Version : Life 2nd date


big nasty kcnut
12-05-2008, 01:08 AM
I had my second date and i went karaoking well it was great but one thing bug me the bartender told me that i had to wait 15 min. Before i could get another beer cause he say my speech was slurred and my hand was shaking but the thing is i have cerebal palsey. So it affect my speech and my hands shake because of it he thought i was getting drunk talk about a douche but i had fun and met new friends. Also feel good about myself.

Phobia
12-05-2008, 01:11 AM
Good job, dude.

Ari Chi3fs
12-05-2008, 01:16 AM
Right on, bro. Glad to hear. I bet you get laid next before both Simply Red and Claythan.

Not saying much, but it's a compliment. heh

Pablo
12-05-2008, 01:48 AM
Good deal.

If you're already doin the karaoke...the coochie-pokie is soon to follow.

stumppy
12-05-2008, 02:07 AM
Way to go Nut. It won't be too long before you'll be bumping uglies with this one.

Maybe you could could pencil out a game plan for the testically challenged member of the board. Better yet just explain to goatboy why he'll need to get his balls out of mommies purse before he can even attempt to make it to first base with a woman.

ferrarispider95
12-05-2008, 02:34 AM
post nudes




JK, sounds like you had a good time. I always like the start of relationships, than after the newness wears off, its all downhill.

mikey23545
12-05-2008, 03:10 AM
You're the man, Nut!

Hopefully this is the start of something beeeyutiful!

Fairplay
12-05-2008, 03:31 AM
Good job man.

You're that much closer to the golden tunnel of love.

btlook1
12-05-2008, 03:50 AM
I'm the first to say it......this thread is worthless without pictures!!

Stewie
12-05-2008, 06:38 AM
Good job kcnut. Sounds like you're doing all the right things. Keep us posted.

PhillyChiefFan
12-05-2008, 06:41 AM
hea hea hea....alllllriiiight.

83319


Good luck buddy, keep us posted (no pun intended).

Midnight_Vulture
12-05-2008, 06:56 AM
Wow dude congrats.

On the next date you might even get to hold her hand.:clap:

kc rush
12-05-2008, 06:59 AM
Cool Nut. Good luck with your next date.

CoMoChief
12-05-2008, 07:14 AM
Cool,

And in general, if you were really really drunk, WTF is 15 min going to do anyways....sober you up before you get your next drink? Bartenders are fuckin retarded sometimes but I guess it's for liability reasons. I've seen bar owners get sued before because they didn't cut the person off when they should have and then that person gets in a car and the drives off and inj someone in an accident.

Not saying that was you at all, just saying in general though. I guess it depends on the bar. etc.

Deberg_1990
12-05-2008, 07:17 AM
Wow dude congrats.

On the next date you might even get to hold her hand.:clap:


Classy. Your a real piece of work.

seclark
12-05-2008, 07:28 AM
props to the big nasty nut! you're a good man.
sec

The Bad Guy
12-05-2008, 07:33 AM
Wow dude congrats.

On the next date you might even get to hold her hand.:clap:

Die of Aids you reject.

Good job Nut. You are the man.

Katipan
12-05-2008, 07:53 AM
What a shitty bartender.

Someone standing around for 15 minutes isn't going to magically make a guy that should be cut off ok to drink.

burt
12-05-2008, 08:05 AM
Wow dude congrats.

On the next date you might even get to hold her hand.:clap:

You are such a douche. WAY 2 GO NUT!!!!!!

Hog Farmer
12-05-2008, 08:05 AM
You should have went cerebral on that Bartender and pounded his ass!

Girls love guys that pound asses.

Skip Towne
12-05-2008, 08:07 AM
Glad to hear it Nut. You're doing a lot better than Claythan.

luv
12-05-2008, 08:12 AM
I had my second date and i went karaoking well it was great but one thing bug me the bartender told me that i had to wait 15 min. Before i could get another beer cause he say my speech was slurred and my hand was shaking but the thing is i have cerebal palsey. So it affect my speech and my hands shake because of it he thought i was getting drunk talk about a douche but i had fun and met new friends. Also feel good about myself.

Best thing that can happen, IMO. Continued luck, not that you need it.

burt
12-05-2008, 08:13 AM
Girls love guys that pound their asses.

FYP

DeezNutz
12-05-2008, 08:16 AM
FYP

Best advice in the thread so far.

Congrats on the successful date.

Dick Bull
12-05-2008, 08:18 AM
Awesome man.

Next you should ask her if you can tickle her ass with a feather.

Fairplay
12-05-2008, 08:18 AM
Wow dude congrats.

On the next date you might even get to hold her hand.:clap:


lol, you're so predictable.

Mr. Plow
12-05-2008, 08:22 AM
Congrats kcnut....hopefully next time you'll get to bust a nut.

El Jefe
12-05-2008, 08:27 AM
Wow dude congrats.

On the next date you might even get to hold her hand.:clap:

Seriously? You really are a douche.

El Jefe
12-05-2008, 08:27 AM
Congrats kcnut....hopefully next time you'll get to bust a nut.

Heh Heh Heh. Congrats kcnut :clap:

Sure-Oz
12-05-2008, 08:31 AM
Congrats nut, glad you had fun!

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-05-2008, 08:35 AM
Nut you're my hero. Go boy!

Braincase
12-05-2008, 08:42 AM
I had my second date and i went karaoking well it was great but one thing bug me the bartender told me that i had to wait 15 min. Before i could get another beer cause he say my speech was slurred and my hand was shaking but the thing is i have cerebal palsey. So it affect my speech and my hands shake because of it he thought i was getting drunk talk about a douche but i had fun and met new friends. Also feel good about myself.

Midnight Douchebag was your bartender?

Mr. Kotter
12-05-2008, 09:16 AM
Great job, Nut. Best wishes. :thumb:

gblowfish
12-05-2008, 09:18 AM
Wow dude congrats.

On the next date you might even get to hold her hand.:clap:

They don't call him the Midnight Douche for nuthin....

Let's have a big hand....c'mon, give it up for Midnight Douche everybody!!

luv
12-05-2008, 09:20 AM
They don't call him the Midnight Douche for nuthin....

Let's have a big hand....c'mon, give it up for Midnight Douche everybody!!

They either need to put him back on universal ignore, or permanently change his name.

Dave Lane
12-05-2008, 09:26 AM
Good job Nut you do have more game than many of the dudes on here :)

badgirl
12-05-2008, 09:27 AM
I had my second date and i went karaoking well it was great but one thing bug me the bartender told me that i had to wait 15 min. Before i could get another beer cause he say my speech was slurred and my hand was shaking but the thing is i have cerebal palsey. So it affect my speech and my hands shake because of it he thought i was getting drunk talk about a douche but i had fun and met new friends. Also feel good about myself.

Good for you, I hope you and your lucky date continue on and you find your special someone. When we used to talk on the phone I could tell you were a really good and sweet person and you deserve the best in life.

Midnight_Vulture
12-05-2008, 11:03 AM
Am I missing something here???

Why is everyone being so nice to the thread starter for??? Is he like the messageboard charity case of something?

If Claythan or someone like that would of posted this, you guys would be all over him making fun of him. But with this guy its all "Way to go dude! You are gonna score in no time!!!"

Hahaha its actually really funny.

gblowfish
12-05-2008, 11:11 AM
Am I missing something here???

Why is everyone being so nice to the thread starter for??? Is he like the messageboard charity case of something?

If Claythan or someone like that would of posted this, you guys would be all over him making fun of him. But with this guy its all "Way to go dude! You are gonna score in no time!!!"

Hahaha its actually really funny.

Oy.

Midnight_Vulture
12-05-2008, 11:13 AM
Sorry I didnt read that he has cerebal palsey. My bad.

Inspector
12-05-2008, 11:13 AM
Good job Mr. big nasty kcnut. Well played.

kc rush
12-05-2008, 11:14 AM
Am I missing something here???

Why is everyone being so nice to the thread starter for??? Is he like the messageboard charity case of something?

If Claythan or someone like that would of posted this, you guys would be all over him making fun of him. But with this guy its all "Way to go dude! You are gonna score in no time!!!"

Hahaha its actually really funny.


You get what you give.

bogey
12-05-2008, 11:21 AM
Did you or she sing anything? Pretty ballsie for a 2nd date. Good for you.

luv
12-05-2008, 11:25 AM
Oy.

I'm guessing he didn't fully read the OP.

Sure-Oz
12-05-2008, 11:27 AM
Sorry I didnt read that he has cerebal palsey. My bad.

That is what i assumed

bogey
12-05-2008, 11:29 AM
Sorry I didnt read that he has cerebal palsey. My bad.


You're still a douchebag.

badgirl
12-05-2008, 11:35 AM
Am I missing something here???

Why is everyone being so nice to the thread starter for??? Is he like the messageboard charity case of something?

If Claythan or someone like that would of posted this, you guys would be all over him making fun of him. But with this guy its all "Way to go dude! You are gonna score in no time!!!"

Hahaha its actually really funny.

ROFLROFL Claythan have a second date now THAT is funny...He has to have a first before he could have a second.

burt
12-05-2008, 11:38 AM
Sorry I didnt read that he has cerebal palsey. My bad.

It's not that he has CP, it's that Nut is just one of the good guys.....very unlike you.

DenverDanChiefsFan
12-05-2008, 12:07 PM
Congrats nut. Good luck on the 3rd, 4th, .......

badgirl
12-05-2008, 12:28 PM
Congrats nut. Good luck on the 3rd, 4th, .......

5th and 6th

Dick Bull
12-05-2008, 12:31 PM
Am I missing something here???

Why is everyone being so nice to the thread starter for??? Is he like the messageboard charity case of something?

If Claythan or someone like that would of posted this, you guys would be all over him making fun of him. But with this guy its all "Way to go dude! You are gonna score in no time!!!"

Hahaha its actually really funny.


You are the worlds stupidest dipshit. The fact that your ball cradling ass hasn't been booted seriously says something about chiefsplanet.

I truly hope that your stolen laptop quits working so you won't have anything to post on.
Sorry I didnt read that he has cerebal palsey. My bad.

PastorMikH
12-05-2008, 12:34 PM
Way to go KcNut.


BTW, if something like that incident with the bartender ever comes up again, ask to take you to the computer in the office. Login and put up a thread, we'll vouch for you - we'll tell him you sound that way here all the time, not just when you've had a bit too much.

:):)

badgirl
12-05-2008, 12:35 PM
You are the worlds stupidest dipshit. The fact that your ball cradling ass hasn't been booted seriously says something about chiefsplanet.

I truly hope that your stolen laptop quits working so you won't have anything to post on.

Rep :D

Dick Bull
12-05-2008, 12:39 PM
Way to go KcNut.


BTW, if something like that incident with the bartender ever comes up again, ask to take you to the computer in the office. Login and put up a thread, we'll vouch for you - we'll tell him you sound that way here all the time, not just when you've had a bit too much.

:):)

ROFL

big nasty kcnut
12-05-2008, 07:40 PM
Well it was good but i still nervous. She make me feel good and i want to make sure that if i have a long thing with her that i get something nice for her for christmas. Also i would like to everybody here who supported me thank you and to give a shout out to all my haters you sucks. One last thing to milkman i know your busting my balls but your a great poster don't change who you are.

burt
12-05-2008, 07:55 PM
dude, you have to be one of my favorite posters here!

Skip Towne
12-05-2008, 08:04 PM
Way to go KcNut.


BTW, if something like that incident with the bartender ever comes up again, ask to take you to the computer in the office. Login and put up a thread, we'll vouch for you - we'll tell him you sound that way here all the time, not just when you've had a bit too much.

:):)
Good point. How would we know if Nut was drunk? :p

Coach
12-05-2008, 08:37 PM
They either need to put him back on universal ignore, or permanently change his name.

Or fucking permanently ban him for good. All he has on here has done nothing to contribute to this board, other than the only thing he has done is schooling us on the finer points of being an douchebag.

If Midnight Douchebag won a pussy in a raffle, it would already have kcnut's cock in it anyways.

Coach
12-05-2008, 08:38 PM
Sorry I didnt read that he has cerebal palsey. My bad.

Maybe next time you'd learn how to fucking read before shooting off your so-called big mouth, eh Donny?

Shut the fuck up, and get the fuck out, Donny.

The Bad Guy
12-05-2008, 08:58 PM
Sorry I didnt read that he has cerebal palsey. My bad.

Shocking that a fucking retard like you wouldn't read the ENTIRE post before commenting.

The Bad Guy
12-05-2008, 08:59 PM
Well it was good but i still nervous. She make me feel good and i want to make sure that if i have a long thing with her that i get something nice for her for christmas. Also i would like to everybody here who supported me thank you and to give a shout out to all my haters you sucks. One last thing to milkman i know your busting my balls but your a great poster don't change who you are.

Don't pay attention to them Nut.

Do your thing.

mikey23545
12-05-2008, 09:20 PM
Or ****ing permanently ban him for good. All he has on here has done nothing to contribute to this board, other than the only thing he has done is schooling us on the finer points of being an douchebag.

If Midnight Douchebag won a pussy in a raffle, it would already have kcnut's cock in it anyways.

ROFL

You are <i>absolutely</i> getting rep for this post....

KcMizzou
12-05-2008, 09:23 PM
Well it was good but i still nervous. She make me feel good and i want to make sure that if i have a long thing with her that i get something nice for her for christmas. Also i would like to everybody here who supported me thank you and to give a shout out to all my haters you sucks. One last thing to milkman i know your busting my balls but your a great poster don't change who you are.Rock on, 'nut. You've got friends here. I'm happy for ya, buddy.

Dick Bull
12-05-2008, 09:29 PM
Or ****ing permanently ban him for good. All he has on here has done nothing to contribute to this board, other than the only thing he has done is schooling us on the finer points of being an douchebag.

If Midnight Douchebag won a pussy in a raffle, it would already have kcnut's cock in it anyways.

I'm with banning the idiot forever and ever amen. he contributes nothing here except for a head ache

Honestly I think the mods keep him around to keep just to feel better about themselves.

KcMizzou
12-05-2008, 09:32 PM
Sorry I didnt read that he has cerebal palsey. My bad.Eh... 'least the guy said this. Yeah, it's too little too late, but at least he's shown that he's human.

You still a douche, MV... but you get props for that.

When you troll all willy-nilly, these things can happen.

Dick Bull
12-05-2008, 09:45 PM
Eh... 'least the guy said this. Yeah, it's too little too late, but at least he's shown that he's human.

You still a douche, MV... but you get props for that.

When you troll all willy-nilly, these things can happen.

I say bs. Nut don't need his sympathy.

ChiefJustice
12-05-2008, 09:46 PM
WTG, Nut.

It's good to hear that you are on the prowl.

luv
12-05-2008, 09:47 PM
Well it was good but i still nervous. She make me feel good and i want to make sure that if i have a long thing with her that i get something nice for her for christmas. Also i would like to everybody here who supported me thank you and to give a shout out to all my haters you sucks. One last thing to milkman i know your busting my balls but your a great poster don't change who you are.

By Christmas, you'll be dating for less than a month. Get her something nice, but don't go overboard on price. I'm jealous. You've had more dates lately than I have. :)

KcMizzou
12-05-2008, 09:47 PM
I say bs. Nut don't need his sympathy.Agreed. Completely...

But that might be the closest I've ever seen MV come to behaving like a decent human being.

Baby steps.

Dick Bull
12-05-2008, 09:48 PM
By Christmas, you'll be dating for less than a month. Get her something nice, but don't go overboard on price. I'm jealous. You've had more dates lately than I have. :)

Watch out nut, sounds like luv's making a move.


:D

Dick Bull
12-05-2008, 09:49 PM
Agreed. Completely...

But that might be the closest I've ever seen MV come to behaving like a decent human being.

Baby steps.

The only baby steps i'm interested in from that ignorant mofo is his ass taking baby steps out the door.

KcMizzou
12-05-2008, 09:50 PM
The only baby steps i'm interested in from that ignorant mofo is his ass taking baby steps out the door.That wouldn't exactly bother me either...

I was just sayin'... :)

He sure wouldn't be the first troll to stop trolling and become a decent poster around here.

luv
12-05-2008, 09:50 PM
Watch out nut, sounds like luv's making a move.


:D

Everyone needs someone, whether it's a significant other, a friend, a kid, or a pet. Fat Cat and I are a match made in heaven. I'm not going to let some guy ruin a good thing.

Dick Bull
12-05-2008, 09:55 PM
That wouldn't exactly bother me either...

I was just sayin'... :)

He sure wouldn't be the first troll to stop trolling and become a decent poster around here.



I would bet you an entire lifetime's of casino cash that won't happen with this guy.

He's T_om Cash lite.

Dick Bull
12-05-2008, 09:57 PM
Everyone needs someone, whether it's a significant other, a friend, a kid, or a pet. Fat Cat and I are a match made in heaven. I'm not going to let some guy ruin a good thing.

Good for you. For me I gots the 4 kids, 3 cats, and 2 dogs

oh yeah and the wife.................

I will never be lonely, nor get peace again.:cuss:

The Bad Guy
12-05-2008, 10:30 PM
It makes no fucking sense why Midnight Douche or Valipass are still around. It's like the mods turn a blind eye to their bullshit, but bans people like GoChiefs (who is a giant douche in his own right) for half the shit these asslickers do on this board.

Dave Lane
12-05-2008, 11:24 PM
It makes no ****ing sense why Midnight Douche or Valipass are still around. It's like the mods turn a blind eye to their bullshit, but bans people like GoChiefs (who is a giant douche in his own right) for half the shit these asslickers do on this board.

Totally agree, if clayton was half the dickhead either of those are I'd want him out too. They are a complete waste of skin...

Demonpenz
12-06-2008, 12:33 AM
Congrats dude, keep up the good work!

Ebolapox
12-06-2008, 12:50 AM
nut, you'll be PIIHB in no time.

tmax63
12-06-2008, 07:35 AM
As my daddy once said, "be good, good at it or name it after me". Seriously though everyone needs a sparring partner, er I mean spouse/significant other to fill in the blank spots that everyone has.

Midnight_Vulture
12-06-2008, 08:04 AM
I apologize for my comment. It was pretty harmless too. Again, I should of read the whole post. I am sorry.

To the thread starter, good luck getting some trim. I hope it works out of you. If you need any tips or advice let me know.

Katipan
12-06-2008, 01:12 PM
Everyone needs someone, whether it's a significant other, a friend, a kid, or a pet. Fat Cat and I are a match made in heaven. I'm not going to let some guy ruin a good thing.

I think I love this post.

Katipan
12-06-2008, 01:13 PM
I apologize for my comment. It was pretty harmless too. Again, I should of read the whole post. I am sorry.

To the thread starter, good luck getting some trim. I hope it works out of you. If you need any tips or advice let me know.

Tips or advice on what????

Do tell.

Maybe I need some.

Skip Towne
12-06-2008, 01:18 PM
Tips or advice on what????

Do tell.

Maybe I need some.

Midnight Douche is the village idiot. Everybody hates him. He thinks he's God's gift to women but he is really an ignorant Guido.

Katipan
12-06-2008, 01:19 PM
Midnight Douche is the village idiot. Everybody hates him. He thinks he's God's gift to women but he is really an ignorant Guido.

Is he the resident pinata now? I can't imagine why you'd keep such a sack of santorum around.

luv
12-06-2008, 01:39 PM
Is he the resident pinata now? I can't imagine why you'd keep such a sack of santorum around.

Skip likes him.

Skip Towne
12-06-2008, 01:41 PM
Is he the resident pinata now? I can't imagine why you'd keep such a sack of santorum around.

He's fun to kick around

StcChief
12-06-2008, 02:05 PM
Is he the resident pinata now? I can't imagine why you'd keep such a sack of santorum around.yeah.
midnite_cowboy is the resident douchebag..... destined to become Road Pizza

Spicy McHaggis
12-06-2008, 02:27 PM
Skip likes him.

He's like that son that he never had and would disown if he did.

Braincase
12-07-2008, 08:45 AM
The ironic aspect of this is that you know somewhere Josh Blue is pulling better tail than MD.

Sure-Oz
12-07-2008, 09:48 AM
I apologize for my comment. It was pretty harmless too. Again, I should of read the whole post. I am sorry.

To the thread starter, good luck getting some trim. I hope it works out of you. If you need any tips or advice let me know.

Are you going to tell him how to get roofies?

Skip Towne
12-07-2008, 11:08 AM
Are you going to tell him how to get roofies?

Or how to steal shit?