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AZORChiefFan
12-05-2008, 03:22 PM
So it's my boss's last day. He just handed me a going away present. A 2006 Denver Broncos calendar. I've only seen the cover, can't bring myself to open it. It has Jake Plummer rolling out behind his cut blocking line.

I can't let my boss leave with the 'upper hand' so help me out Planet. Any suggestions of what I can do that
A. won't get me fired
B. Doesn't involve antifreeze.

Ebolapox
12-05-2008, 03:23 PM
tell him that you fucked his mother.

(/redrum)

seclark
12-05-2008, 03:24 PM
2006??? sounds like a great boss. give him a gallon of sour milk.
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Rain Man
12-05-2008, 03:26 PM
Run to Target and buy a cheap picture frame. Then put the Broncos' schedule with scores in it, highlighting the loss to the Chiefs.

Buck
12-05-2008, 03:58 PM
Find out his new address and mail it back to him in a week or so...

Do something fucked up to it...If hes not your boss anymore you cant get fired can you?

Iowanian
12-05-2008, 03:59 PM
Easy.

Get someone to shake his hand at the door when he's leaving, and as he turns, dive and roll at the back of his ankles.

stumppy
12-05-2008, 04:03 PM
If you know where he lives you should do the old bag of shit on fire on his porch trick.
Or maybe, on your lunch hour you could stop by for a visit with his wife. Bang the hell out of her and when you're done wipe your dick off on his pillow.

Iowanian
12-05-2008, 04:05 PM
Does he go by "broncofan1990" on youtube and sound like he has testicles in his mouth when he talks?

StcChief
12-05-2008, 04:17 PM
The cut block from behind seems the post appropriate for Donxs fan. fake trip fall to cover.

Pestilence
12-05-2008, 04:18 PM
Does he go by "broncofan1990" on youtube and sound like he has testicles in his mouth when he talks?

ROFL

Chief Henry
12-05-2008, 04:25 PM
Easy.

Get someone to shake his hand at the door when he's leaving, and as he turns, dive and roll at the back of his ankles.

f'n a right

Coach
12-05-2008, 08:43 PM
How about giving him a 1995 Chiefs/Broncos game where Joe Montana came back to hit the game winning TD against the Broncos.

Ebolapox
12-05-2008, 08:45 PM
gah. just kill him already.

ZootedGranny
12-05-2008, 08:46 PM
Thank him for the calendar, and then shoot him point blank with a sawed off shotgun.

JuicesFlowing
12-05-2008, 08:48 PM
Pour some gasoline (it's cheap of late) on that ****ing poster and light a match ...

JuicesFlowing
12-05-2008, 08:50 PM
Horse head in his bed.

Frazod
12-05-2008, 09:08 PM
Give him an Eddie Kennison Chiefs jersey.

KcMizzou
12-05-2008, 09:12 PM
Give him an Eddie Kennison Chiefs jersey.Excellent.

Bowser
12-05-2008, 09:15 PM
Put Crisco on the front of your suit as you politely return his gift.

CrazyPhuD
12-05-2008, 09:23 PM
Easy Transvestite strip-o-gram in a John Elway jersey.

Stinger
12-05-2008, 10:36 PM
Either cut block him on his way out of the office or spray him down with cooking spray as he leaves.