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CoMoChief
12-19-2008, 12:53 PM
http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/17/port-st-lucie-police-seek-warrant-alleged-beater-g/

PORT ST. LUCIE Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.

The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs Monday night after she accused him of having an affair.

The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.

She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms.

She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband's arrest.

Pestilence
12-19-2008, 12:54 PM
:shake:ROFL

seclark
12-19-2008, 12:56 PM
As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

i suppose some of you f@ckers have a term for this?
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Stinger
12-19-2008, 12:56 PM
"Honey ... while you're down there"

Goapics1
12-19-2008, 12:56 PM
whether he was cheating with another woman

Maybe it was a man. NTTIATWWT.

Baby Lee
12-19-2008, 12:57 PM
I blame the media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

Buck
12-19-2008, 12:58 PM
If you sexin' learn this lesson when you wash off
Just use hot water don't put no soap on your wash cloth
That way when you get home no
questions you won't leave her bent
Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent

Demonpenz
12-19-2008, 12:58 PM
reminds me of a song Smell yo dick

topher79
12-19-2008, 01:16 PM
Let's reverse the roles....then what happens?

seclark
12-19-2008, 01:20 PM
Let's reverse the roles....then what happens?

no thanks...i ain't sniffing any used cooter.
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Demonpenz
12-19-2008, 01:45 PM
salt and vinegar patato chips

Detoxing
12-19-2008, 01:47 PM
If you sexin' learn this lesson when you wash off
Just use hot water don't put no soap on your wash cloth
That way when you get home no
questions you won't leave her bent
Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent

Tech N9ne

Iowanian
12-19-2008, 01:56 PM
He should have negotiated a hefty price to be paid by her, should he pass the sniff test.


My guess is he smelled like the inside of a dead turtle shell, so he did the term I'll now coin at Sec's request.

Pee-n-Flee

Katipan
12-19-2008, 02:01 PM
Really don't know what is sadder about this story.

The distrust.
The stinky penis.
The dumb dude punching a weaker sex (in theory. chick could have been psycho, huge and scary) because he got caught.
The stupid bitch staying with a guy whose dick she had to sniff in order to determine faithfulness.
The fact that my company got me drunk 2 hours before our Christmas party tonight.

Fairplay
12-19-2008, 02:01 PM
I have a friend who told me his wife would make him do the same thing. Honest to God.

Because she didn't trust him.

They divorced a year later or so. Everyone thought she was a bitch and told him not to marry her. I mean everyone out and out told him not to.

Hes an idiot.

DeezNutz
12-19-2008, 02:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

NSFW. It's the video for "Smell Yo Dick."

Baby Lee
12-19-2008, 02:07 PM
reminds me of a song Smell yo dick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

NSFW. It's the video for "Smell Yo Dick."


Geezus people, [waves hands in front of faces] Hello!!

DeezNutz
12-19-2008, 02:08 PM
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NSFW

A bit of good advice that was attached to "Smell Yo Dick" video.

DeezNutz
12-19-2008, 02:11 PM
Geezus people, [waves hands in front of faces] Hello!!

It's called being helpful. Hello! How are you doing? (waving back)

DaneMcCloud
12-19-2008, 02:14 PM
Of course he's cheating.

He's 25.

She's 37.

Jilly
12-19-2008, 02:16 PM
come on, maybe she was confused and he was just really doing the Donkey Punch

seclark
12-19-2008, 02:23 PM
...so he did the term I'll now coin at Sec's request.

Pee-n-Flee

i like the "black eyed pea"
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Taco John
12-19-2008, 02:31 PM
I blame the media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc


I have officially seen it all.

Donger
12-19-2008, 02:34 PM
I blame the media

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc

Is that a parody?

Buck
12-19-2008, 02:35 PM
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Iowanian
12-19-2008, 02:36 PM
This is why Donger doesn't wash his legs.....he thinks leg funk will drown out moldy dick.

Taco John
12-19-2008, 02:37 PM
Is that a parody?

I'm pretty sure that's the real thing...


This is a parody though:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pqux81CY0QA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pqux81CY0QA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


A disturbing, disturbing parody...

KCChiefsMan
12-19-2008, 02:43 PM
I bet they have at least 3 kids

Donger
12-19-2008, 02:44 PM
I'm pretty sure that's the real thing...


This is a parody though:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pqux81CY0QA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pqux81CY0QA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


A disturbing, disturbing parody...

I cannot believe one can buy that CD (or download it).

Fritz88
12-19-2008, 02:47 PM
That is one fucked up story. How the fuck would she know? does she memorize the smell of her Vagina? WTFFFFFFF

KCChiefsMan
12-19-2008, 02:49 PM
That is one ****ed up story. How the **** would she know? does she memorize the smell of her Vagina? WTFFFFFFF

some pussy can stink and linger on your hairys balls, if he hadn't taken a shower she probably could smell it

Fairplay
12-19-2008, 02:50 PM
The thread is spiraling out of control really fast.

seclark
12-19-2008, 02:53 PM
The thread is spiraling out of control really fast.

i agree that something smells fishy.
OUCH!!! I JUST THREW OUT MY BACK!!!
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DaneMcCloud
12-19-2008, 02:54 PM
How the fuck would she know?

Uh...seriously?

el borracho
12-19-2008, 03:17 PM
There really is no reason to be sniffing dick; if there is so much distrust in the relationship she should just leave. On the flip side there is obviously no excuse to beat your wife; if she makes you that angry he should just leave (before the punching and the kicking). Ah, the sanctity of marriage.

Simply Red
12-19-2008, 03:41 PM
This thread is really fucking grossing me out.

CoMoChief
12-19-2008, 03:43 PM
This thread is really ****ing grossing me out.

ROFL Yeah it did take quite a turn for the worse......which is nothing new with this place.

crazycoffey
12-19-2008, 03:51 PM
The fact that my company got me drunk 2 hours before our Christmas party tonight.


cool, wanna smell my penis?

Braincase
12-19-2008, 05:15 PM
We need a CP thread to write new lyrics for this...

StcChief
12-19-2008, 05:35 PM
Really don't know what is sadder about this story.

The distrust.
The stinky penis.
The dumb dude punching a weaker sex (in theory. chick could have been psycho, huge and scary) because he got caught.
The stupid bitch staying with a guy whose dick she had to sniff in order to determine faithfulness.
The fact that my company got me drunk 2 hours before our Christmas party tonight.no doubt ... the dude new his was done, obviously didn't think (except with Penis).... was busted. Liquor makes people do things....

She obviously distrusted. Stinky penis was an informality.

Drunk 2 hrs early, somebody may have had motives. hope it works for all....

blueballs
12-19-2008, 05:37 PM
so much for getting her
a dick in a box

Al Bundy
12-19-2008, 05:45 PM
Well... this is Florida.. and people are lunatics.

whoman69
12-19-2008, 08:33 PM
Its only fair that if she tries to pull this kind of crap and he comes up clean, she got to do the suki suki.

unothadeal
12-19-2008, 08:42 PM
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MikeMaslowski
12-19-2008, 08:44 PM
I wonder if she had it down to a science...

*sniff sniff*

"You've been fucking Janet haven't you!"

people are crazy.....

Ebolapox
12-19-2008, 08:59 PM
If you sexin' learn this lesson when you wash off
Just use hot water don't put no soap on your wash cloth
That way when you get home no
questions you won't leave her bent
Don't be a dope and use the soap cause it will leave a scent

DON'T TELL YO NUMBER TWO THAT SHE'S YOUR ONE AND ONLY!

Ebolapox
12-19-2008, 09:03 PM
Of course he's cheating.

He's 25.

She's 37.

........m0000?

Chief77
12-19-2008, 09:44 PM
He could have avoided this trouble with an old fashioned bj.