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Bi_polar
12-19-2008, 02:36 PM
Hi everyone,

What are you and/or your family cooking for Christmas, or whichever holiday you celebrate?

TIA

-BP

Iowanian
12-19-2008, 02:37 PM
We eat a lot of food....NO WE DON'T!




Thanksgiving II

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-19-2008, 02:37 PM
Not if you want to keep your spleen.

Bi_polar
12-19-2008, 02:40 PM
Not if you want to keep your spleen.

I'm not quite sure what we'll fix up, 'Hamas' Jenkins, but I can assure you, it won't be cheap.

Donger
12-19-2008, 02:42 PM
Turkey and ham. Stuffing and mashed spuds. Green bean casserole thing.

Will try to get my wife and her sister to get tipsy enough to rub their nipples together. It usually doesn't take much.

healthpellets
12-19-2008, 02:42 PM
this year we're going with a seafood theme. main course will be king crab legs, steamed, and served with a garlic honeybutter dipping sauce. we'll also be serving lobster ravioli, steamed calamari, and a seafood chowder for starters. probably wrap things up with french silk pie and good brandy.

healthpellets
12-19-2008, 02:43 PM
Will try to get my wife and her sister to get tipsy enough to rub their nipples together. It usually doesn't take much.

with or without fabric between the nipples?

seclark
12-19-2008, 02:43 PM
i'll smoke a couple turkeys.
the wife'll make her noodles & mashed taters.
all the rest is not important except for desert. cherry delight and various pies.
while everyone stands in line to fill their plates, i excuse myself to the bar where i'll hammer down as many crown & 7's as i can til the wife comes to ask me if i'm ready to fill my plate.
hell, by time it all gets fixed, i'm usually not hungry.
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CoMoChief
12-19-2008, 02:43 PM
Hotdogs and PBJ and orange slice

Donger
12-19-2008, 02:45 PM
with or without fabric between the nipples?

Without.

Bi_polar
12-19-2008, 02:49 PM
this year we're going with a seafood theme. main course will be king crab legs, steamed, and served with a garlic honeybutter dipping sauce. we'll also be serving lobster ravioli, steamed calamari, and a seafood chowder for starters. probably wrap things up with french silk pie and good brandy.

Nice, I like you already.

Bi_polar
12-19-2008, 02:49 PM
Without.

ROFL

MOhillbilly
12-19-2008, 02:53 PM
ordered mine from harter house and gonna pick it up on the 23. food of the gods my friends.
http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/lg-turducken4.jpg

Donger
12-19-2008, 02:54 PM
ordered mine from harter house and gonna pick it up on the 23. food of the gods my friends.
http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/lg-turducken4.jpg

I hesitate to ask, but what is that (or what was it, to be more precise)?

Stewie
12-19-2008, 02:54 PM
We do a traditional Swedish Christmas spread. Lots of good food that we eat once a year. It's not something you can throw together in a couple of hours so it's only done for Christmas. I'm sure I'll be bloated, but it's a good bloated. :)

seclark
12-19-2008, 02:54 PM
ordered mine from harter house and gonna pick it up on the 23. food of the gods my friends.
http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/lg-turducken4.jpg

damn mo, that looks like it's already been eaten once. what is it?
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Stewie
12-19-2008, 02:55 PM
ordered mine from harter house and gonna pick it up on the 23. food of the gods my friends.
http://www.thesalmons.org/lynn/lg-turducken4.jpg

Is that the ass-end of a hog?

Delano
12-19-2008, 02:59 PM
Without.

Do their nipple piercings ever get stuck together? That would be fun to intervene in that type of emergency.

Donger
12-19-2008, 03:00 PM
Do their nipple piercings ever get stuck together? That would be fun to intervene in that type of emergency.

Neither of them have pierced nipples.

Simply Red
12-19-2008, 03:01 PM
damn mo, that looks like it's already been eaten once. what is it?
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Turducken?

DaFace
12-19-2008, 03:02 PM
I hesitate to ask, but what is that (or what was it, to be more precise)?

I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like turducken to me. Turducken crossed with 2 girls 1 cup, perhaps, but turducken nonetheless.

Simply Red
12-19-2008, 03:02 PM
Do their nipple piercings ever get stuck together? That would be fun to intervene in that type of emergency.

insatiable.

DaFace
12-19-2008, 03:02 PM
Turducken?

You're quick with the switching back and forth thing.

Donger
12-19-2008, 03:03 PM
I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like turducken to me. Turducken crossed with 2 girls 1 cup, perhaps, but turducken nonetheless.

I've never heard of a/the turducken before.

Delano
12-19-2008, 03:04 PM
Neither of them have pierced nipples.

How can you be sure? When was the last time you got a good viewing of your sister-in-law's breasts?

DaFace
12-19-2008, 03:05 PM
I've never heard of a/the turducken before.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

Iowanian
12-19-2008, 03:06 PM
Maybe we'll get lucky and git uh possum or a coon in a trap or fresh on the road Christmas Eve.

Donger
12-19-2008, 03:06 PM
How can you be sure? When was the last time you got a good viewing of your sister-in-law's breasts?

A few weeks ago, swimming with the kids.

Donger
12-19-2008, 03:06 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken

Oh thank God. It does not, in fact, contain turds.

MOhillbilly
12-19-2008, 03:09 PM
damn mo, that looks like it's already been eaten once. what is it?
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its gooooood.

MOhillbilly
12-19-2008, 03:10 PM
I've never heard of a/the turducken before.

i paid 3 something a pound. you should get one. you can not go wrong.

Donger
12-19-2008, 03:12 PM
i paid 3 something a pound. you should get one. you can not go wrong.

I've never had duck, and I don't particularly want to try it. Do they make Turchicken?

Stewie
12-19-2008, 03:13 PM
I've never had duck, and I don't particularly want to try it. Do they make Turchicken?

Duck is the best of the three. Don't leave it out.

MOhillbilly
12-19-2008, 03:15 PM
I've never had duck, and I don't particularly want to try it. Do they make Turchicken?

theres enough turkey, chicken and stuffing if you dont think youd enjoy duck you can pick around it. duck is ok but you mix the seasoning and grease from the rest of it into the duck and ya get a whole nother flavor.

lazepoo
12-19-2008, 03:20 PM
Turkey and ham. Stuffing and mashed spuds. Green bean casserole thing.

Will try to get my wife and her sister to get tipsy enough to rub their nipples together. It usually doesn't take much.

How did you tee that one up the first time?

JuicesFlowing
12-19-2008, 03:21 PM
My wife and I always cook a turkey. I suppose it's like Thanksgiving again, but it's better because we make the entire meal ourselves (as our parents/in-laws are out of town).

Simply Red
12-19-2008, 03:29 PM
How did you tee that one up the first time?

This young n00b (I've noticed) has incredible posting skills. Do your damned thing, lazepoo!

angelo
12-19-2008, 03:30 PM
Antipasto
Oysters Rockefeller
Shrimp Cocktail
Cracked Crab
Mussells

Spinach Salad
Caesar Salad

Home made cannelonis
Pasta w/ sweet fennel home made sausage and olives

Roasted cauliflower
French beans w/ Chestnuts
Au Gratin Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes

Roast Prime Rib
Double Smoked Ham
Roast Duck

A selection Of Imported Cheese

Lemon Raspberry Roulade
Cheese Cake
Cannolis
Chocolate Decadence
Italian Cookies

Dinner starts at 2:30 and ends about 9:00

For drinks we Have Cakebread Chardonnay, Caymus Cabernet and Rosemont Balmoral Syrah

and I am Spent.

Ang

Simply Red
12-19-2008, 03:33 PM
Antipasto
Oysters Rockefeller
Shrimp Cocktail
Cracked Crab
Mussells

Spinach Salad
Caesar Salad

Home made cannelonis
Pasta w/ sweet fennel home made sausage and olives

Roasted cauliflower
French beans w/ Chestnuts
Au Gratin Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes

Roast Prime Rib
Double Smoked Ham
Roast Duck

A selection Of Imported Cheese

Lemon Raspberry Roulade
Cheese Cake
Cannolis
Chocolate Decadence
Italian Cookies

Dinner starts at 2:30 and ends about 9:00

For drinks we Have Cakebread Chardonnay, Caymus Cabernet and Rosemont Balmoral Syrah

and I am Spent.

Ang

my ex used to like cakebread chard. fucking bitch!

Simply Red
12-19-2008, 03:33 PM
not you, her.

angelo
12-19-2008, 03:37 PM
I got a case as a gift so why not break out with the family.

I do not drink very often but when I do I like the good stuff.

Ang

Donger
12-19-2008, 03:45 PM
How did you tee that one up the first time?

I did nothing. My brother sort of suggested it.

Chief Henry
12-19-2008, 03:49 PM
prime rib medium rare :)
cheesy potatoes
green been salad w/fried onions on it
fresh baked rolls w/ real butter
relish tray(s)
shrimp ring(s)

home made egg nog/ with some rum

Donger
12-19-2008, 03:50 PM
prime rib medium rare :)
cheesy potatoes
green been salad w/fried onions on it
fresh baked rolls w/ real butter
relish tray(s)
shrimp ring(s)

home made egg nog/ with some rum

I've never had egg nog, either.

THAT'S IT!!! Turducken and egg nog goes on the menu.

Simply Red
12-19-2008, 03:51 PM
prime rib medium rare :)
cheesy potatoes
green been salad w/fried onions on it
fresh baked rolls w/ real butter
relish tray(s)
shrimp ring(s)

home made egg nog/ with some rum

Don't forget your homemade horsey sauce,

2 cups of sour cream
1/4 teaspoon Dill-weed
3 Tablespoons of Horseradish
dash of black pepper
two pinch's of sea-salt err regular.

Kay?

Thanks

Simply Red
12-19-2008, 03:52 PM
I've never had egg nog, either.

THAT'S IT!!! Turducken and egg nog goes on the menu.

Cool, you should do that.

Donger
12-19-2008, 03:52 PM
Cool, you should do that.

On second thought, no.

Simply Red
12-19-2008, 03:56 PM
On second thought, no.

M*yb* y** sh**ld pl*y *n tr*ff*c.

lazepoo
12-19-2008, 03:56 PM
I've never had egg nog, either.

THAT'S IT!!! Turducken and egg nog goes on the menu.

The egg nog is better if it's homemade than if you buy a carton of it, and whiskey works instead of rum if that's more your speed. We always drink Jack Daniels and homemade nog after dinner.

Donger
12-19-2008, 04:00 PM
M*yb* y** sh**ld pl*y *n tr*ff*c.

Why would I want to play in traffic? Sounds dangerous.

Iowanian
12-19-2008, 04:03 PM
We'll probably just fill the family huka with a quarter pound of skunk weed and eat 10 gallons of Doritos as a family while watching the Sponge Bob-Christmas special.

EyePod
12-19-2008, 05:01 PM
Pierogis baby!!! I love having a half polish girlfriend. And she didn't get the stupid side of being polish; she got the good cooking part!

blueballs
12-19-2008, 05:02 PM
I'd love to have a fresh spread for Christmas
but who other than Clathan wouldn't

Boon
12-19-2008, 05:48 PM
Pie, lots of pie.

cdcox
12-19-2008, 06:26 PM
Fillet Mignon
Made from scratch steak sauce
Stuffed mushrooms
A good Cab

Maybe some chocolate sponge cake.

DeezNutz
12-19-2008, 06:50 PM
Fillet Mignon
Made from scratch steak sauce
Stuffed mushrooms
A good Cab

Maybe some chocolate sponge cake.

Taxi doesn't sound very good, but maybe it's just me.

cdcox
12-19-2008, 06:52 PM
Taxi doesn't sound very good, but maybe it's just me.

Was wondering if someone would run with that.

Lonewolf Ed
12-19-2008, 06:52 PM
I am making a pork roast, slow cooked over 8 hours with cranberries, orange juice, honey, salt, pepper, cloves, and nutmeg. I will have red cabbage, mashed potatoes and brown gravy, salad, lemon pie, and Samuel Adams black lager to go along with it.

DeezNutz
12-19-2008, 06:57 PM
Was wondering if someone would run with that.

I thought you were needing a cab b/c of the alcohol you'll consume. For future reference, though, it's not a proper noun. 100% certainty of this outcome. :D

RJ
12-19-2008, 06:57 PM
We'll probably just fill the family huka with a quarter pound of skunk weed and eat 10 gallons of Doritos as a family while watching the Sponge Bob-Christmas special.


Elitist.

RJ
12-19-2008, 07:06 PM
Christmas dinner is going to last several days this year since we have assorted family coming in over the weekend.

In no particular order......


Lasagna
Ham
Turkey - I'll think I'll smoke it
Ribs - I know I'll smoke them
Tamales - I'll buy them frozen
Red chili - My first batch of the winter
Posole - It's a New Mexico thing

BigMeatballDave
12-19-2008, 07:09 PM
I get a HoneyBaked Ham from work.

Skip Towne
12-19-2008, 07:34 PM
Antipasto
Oysters Rockefeller
Shrimp Cocktail
Cracked Crab
Mussells

Spinach Salad
Caesar Salad

Home made cannelonis
Pasta w/ sweet fennel home made sausage and olives

Roasted cauliflower
French beans w/ Chestnuts
Au Gratin Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes

Roast Prime Rib
Double Smoked Ham
Roast Duck

A selection Of Imported Cheese

Lemon Raspberry Roulade
Cheese Cake
Cannolis
Chocolate Decadence
Italian Cookies

Dinner starts at 2:30 and ends about 9:00

For drinks we Have Cakebread Chardonnay, Caymus Cabernet and Rosemont Balmoral Syrah

and I am Spent.

Ang

Are you Italian?

RJ
12-19-2008, 07:59 PM
Are you Italian?


Did the caesar salad give it away?

Skip Towne
12-19-2008, 08:11 PM
Did the caesar salad give it away?

It was more the 7 straight hours of eating.

RJ
12-19-2008, 08:14 PM
It was more the 7 straight hours of eating.



Yeah, that's almost a full work day. I wonder if they break for a nap?

Buehler445
12-19-2008, 09:41 PM
Thread...worthless...pics....you know the drill.

Turkey and ham. Stuffing and mashed spuds. Green bean casserole thing.

Will try to get my wife and her sister to get tipsy enough to rub their nipples together. It usually doesn't take much.

Without.

Do their nipple piercings ever get stuck together? That would be fun to intervene in that type of emergency.

Neither of them have pierced nipples.

A few weeks ago, swimming with the kids.

How did you tee that one up the first time?

I did nothing. My brother sort of suggested it.