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unlurking
12-19-2008, 08:28 PM
Ever had those moments in life where you REALLY wish someone had warned you about something, but instead you found out the hard way?

I'm hitting that certain age where a doctor visit now includes an "intimate encounter" that leaves you feeling violated.

Why did no one warn me about trying to rush down a long flight of cement steps after enduring this procedure? Maybe the heel-to-toe gait should have warned me I'd have trouble clearing that first step, but the "strength of pucker to length of stride" ratio was not something my mind was pondering at the time.

Getting old sucks.

Darth CarlSatan
12-19-2008, 09:05 PM
Ever had those moments in life where you REALLY wish someone had warned you about something, but instead you found out the hard way?

I'm hitting that certain age where a doctor visit now includes an "intimate encounter" that leaves you feeling violated.

Why did no one warn me about trying to rush down a long flight of cement steps after enduring this procedure? Maybe the heel-to-toe gait should have warned me I'd have trouble clearing that first step, but the "strength of pucker to length of stride" ratio was not something my mind was pondering at the time.

Getting old sucks.


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bobbymitch
12-19-2008, 09:13 PM
Finally something that I know something about!

You could set the mood by singing “Moon River” as you bend over the table. Never say “Okay, your turn.”

If you feel a bit gay, then switch to a good looking female doctor. Turning your head and coughing could be a whole new experience.

DMAC
12-19-2008, 09:20 PM
Finally something that I know something about!

:thailor:

RippedmyFlesh
12-19-2008, 09:22 PM
Finally something that I know something about!

You could set the mood by singing “Moon River” as you bend over the table. Never say “Okay, your turn.”

If you feel a bit gay, then switch to a good looking female doctor. Turning your head and coughing could be a whole new experience.
If she was clad in leather and demanded you it could be a more bearable experience.:whip:

el borracho
12-19-2008, 10:48 PM
My doctor tried to embarrass me like that but I tricked him by liking it.

royr17
12-20-2008, 01:04 AM
My dad told me when he went to the doctor he asked her "Im not going to get violated on the first date am I ?" She replies back to him "I'm afraid so." Ouch.

blueballs
12-20-2008, 08:31 AM
If you've made it this far in life
with out taking it in the ass before
a statue of you should be cast

Adept Havelock
12-20-2008, 08:58 AM
If you've made it this far in life
with out taking it in the ass before
a statue of you should be cast
:shrug:

It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sommbitch or another.

Iowanian
12-20-2008, 09:11 AM
I remember the first time a doc tried that on me.

I was 17, having a fairly serious health event, sent to the U. A young, Brainy-Smurf looking resident/student doc came in to do a physical, and I'd never had a complete physical before.

Towards the end, he starts putting on a glove and asks me to take my pants down....and you could suggest at that time in my life that I wasn't exactly open minded about a dude touching me, especially in the pants area.

I asked him what he had in mind, and he said he was going to check my #$&#*^(! and I said "WHAT!?? how do you check that?" and he mentioned his hand and finger and my anus.

I pretty much came uncorked, offered to break his arm off and beat him to death with it(or some other form of communicating my feelings on the issue). I remember hearing the conversation he had with my folks outside the door as he left, and seeing giant, capitol letters on my physical that said "ADAMANTLY REFUSED RECTAL EXAM".


Now, as life is playing yet another joke on me, there is no avoiding the fact that some doctor is about to see my bull riding scar.....I'm fairy certain a periscope is about to check me for oil in the not too distant future.

My sympathy to you sir.

Molitoth
12-20-2008, 10:39 AM
The worst I've experienced is a qtip in the pee pee hole.

Baby Lee
12-20-2008, 10:41 AM
My doctor tried to embarrass me like that but I tricked him by liking it.

Chubbed up?

kaplin42
12-20-2008, 12:02 PM
It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sommbitch or another.

Ha, just watched this episode two days ago, hilarious. Too bad the show got cancelled so soon.

JuicesFlowing
12-20-2008, 12:05 PM
Thank God I have 8-10 more years before that Alien Abduction ...

RedNeckRaider
12-20-2008, 12:09 PM
Getting old does suck! I plan on dying peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa...not screaming for my life like the people riding with him in the car...old joke still funny though.

Ultra Peanut
12-20-2008, 01:57 PM
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