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luv
12-20-2008, 06:50 PM
....but in the capacity of Defensive Coordinator?



Sorry if repost.

cabletech94
12-20-2008, 06:51 PM
Pass.

OnTheWarpath58
12-20-2008, 06:51 PM
Remind me to do this tomorrow when I see you...

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luv
12-20-2008, 06:52 PM
Remind me to do this tomorrow when I see you...

http://i38.tinypic.com/2u6jzn7.gif

LMAO

Mr. Laz
12-20-2008, 06:53 PM
nothing higher than defensive backs coach imo

DaneMcCloud
12-20-2008, 06:54 PM
He'd never agree to that.

Dr. Facebook Fever
12-20-2008, 06:55 PM
Because we're so good on defense........?

kc rush
12-20-2008, 07:00 PM
Bite your tongue woman. I honestly don't think he has the ability to be a DC because he isn't an X&O's type of coach. A DB coach is what he is.

luv
12-20-2008, 07:03 PM
Bite your tongue woman. I honestly don't think he has the ability to be a DC because he isn't an X&O's type of coach. A DB coach is what he is.

That's fair.

beach tribe
12-20-2008, 07:04 PM
Fuq Herm as any part of this team. Period.

Mr. Laz
12-20-2008, 07:05 PM
i wonder if the Chiefs could force Herm to continue to do work for them in another capicity since you know Herm is not gonna quit and wants to make them pay him anyway.

could you make Herm hold the 1st down marker chains ever game if you continued to pay him his HC salary? ROFL

Buehler445
12-20-2008, 07:28 PM
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.freemars.org/jeff/planets/Luna/Luna5a.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHu5BnTcCCgMh7n6ZIed2oeXWigHw

Herm's ego is earth...the ego allowed for a DC is the moon....

penchief
12-20-2008, 07:33 PM
If I was firced to choose between getting rid of Gunther or getting rid of Herm, I'd get rid of Gunther.

Buehler445
12-20-2008, 07:35 PM
If I was firced to choose between getting rid of Gunther or getting rid of Herm, I'd get rid of Gunther.

Bullshit. Herm's out for me. He can fuck up 3 facets of the game. Gunther can only fuck up one.

luv
12-20-2008, 07:36 PM
Bullshit. Herm's out for me. He can fuck up 3 facets of the game. Gunther can only fuck up one.

What if you had to choose between keeping Gunther or moving Herm to that position? THat's kind of where I meant to go with the OP.

Jerm
12-20-2008, 07:37 PM
No way you can keep Herm in any capacity if you do decide to cut ties with him.

Just doesn't make sense and I'd doubt he'd be keen on it anyways.

beach tribe
12-20-2008, 07:37 PM
What if you had to choose between keeping Gunther or moving Herm to that position? THat's kind of where I meant to go with the OP.

I'd keep Gunther before Herm, and his Tampon 2.

penchief
12-20-2008, 07:38 PM
Bullshit. Herm's out for me. He can **** up 3 facets of the game. Gunther can only **** up one.

Just my opinion, bro. I think Herm can go, too. But I'm going to be grateful when the Gunther era is finally over. The dude has been living off of the legacy of Derrick Thomas for too long. He's been DC, HC, and DC again. And the only time he was competent was when Derrick and Neil were terrorizing quarterbacks.

Buehler445
12-20-2008, 07:39 PM
Just my opinion, bro. I think Herm can go, too. But I'm going to be grateful when the Gunther era is finally over. The dude has been living off of the legacy of Derrick Thomas for too long. He's been DC, HC, and DC again. And the only time he was competent was when Derrick and Neil were terrorizing quarterbacks.

I understand dude, but Herm MUST go.

Buehler445
12-20-2008, 07:40 PM
What if you had to choose between keeping Gunther or moving Herm to that position? THat's kind of where I meant to go with the OP.

I'd probably go with this ....

I'd keep Gunther before Herm, and his Tampon 2.

But either way it isn't happening....

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.freemars.org/jeff/planets/Luna/Luna5a.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHu5BnTcCCgMh7n6ZIed2oeXWigHw

Herm's ego is earth...the ego allowed for a DC is the moon....

penchief
12-20-2008, 07:41 PM
What if you had to choose between keeping Gunther or moving Herm to that position? THat's kind of where I meant to go with the OP.

I really wouldn't want to keep either one but I think Dick Curl could probably run the defense better than Gunther.

Just so everybody knows, I'm not advocating keeping Herm. I'm just saying that I'd get more satisfaction out of knowing that Gunther was no longer going to be the DC.

milkman
12-20-2008, 07:44 PM
If I was firced to choose between getting rid of Gunther or getting rid of Herm, I'd get rid of Gunther.

In what capacity are we being "firced" to keep either of them?

Are you saying if given the choice of Cunther as DC or Herman fucking Edwards as HC?

Count Alex's Losses
12-20-2008, 07:46 PM
I endorse this idea just because I want to see Herm fail horribly again.

Buehler445
12-20-2008, 07:48 PM
I endorse this idea just because I want to see Herm fail horribly again.

Chokeland has an opening. I hope I get to watch him fail there.

Count Alex's Losses
12-20-2008, 07:48 PM
i wonder if the Chiefs could force Herm to continue to do work for them in another capicity since you know Herm is not gonna quit and wants to make them pay him anyway.

could you make Herm hold the 1st down marker chains ever game if you continued to pay him his HC salary? ROFL

I endorse this idea too.

Potential jobs for Herm:

Waterboy
In-house columnist (this would be a hoot and I'd pay money to read it)
Concession stand server
Head cheerleader (he's probably overqualified)
KC Wolf
Stadium announcer (That's good! That's good!)

luv
12-20-2008, 07:48 PM
I really wouldn't want to keep either one but I think Dick Curl could probably run the defense better than Gunther.

Just so everybody knows, I'm not advocating keeping Herm. I'm just saying that I'd get more satisfaction out of knowing that Gunther was no longer going to be the DC.

Neither am I, in no way shape or form. Purely hypothetical. I would like to see them both go.

penchief
12-20-2008, 07:49 PM
In what capacity are we being "firced" to keep either of them?

Are you saying if given the choice of ****her as DC or Herman ****ing Edwards as HC?

I'm really sorry to confuse everybody by not playing along properly. I was just taking the opportunity to say that I hate Gunther more than I hate Herm. At least Herm has some redeeming qualities. The only thing Gunther is good at is cursing really loud, alot.

And the amazing thing is that there are still people who think he'd be a good defensive coordinator with the right talent. But the only problem with that theory is that coaching is supposed to make the players better, not the other way around.

milkman
12-20-2008, 07:54 PM
I'm really sorry to confuse everybody by not playing along properly. I was just taking the opportunity to say that I hate Gunther more than I hate Herm. At least Herm has some redeeming qualities. The only thing Gunther is good at is cursing really loud, alot.

And the amazing thing is that there are still people who think he'd be a good defensive coordinator with the right talent. But the only problem with that theory is that coaching is supposed to make the players better, not the other way around.

My question waasn't intended to critisize.

I was asking to clarify the choices.

If I had to choose between the two, in their current capacities, I'm keeping Cunther, because we've already seen that a good defense oriented HC can actually make that blowhard Cunther look like he knows what the fuck he's doing.

No one can fix Herman fucking Edwards.

DeezNutz
12-20-2008, 08:03 PM
Would you rather the kick hit you more squarely on the left or the right nut?

Mecca
12-20-2008, 08:06 PM
Herms never been a coordinator before so it's not a good idea.

Buehler445
12-20-2008, 08:08 PM
Herm is dumb as a motherfucking rock so it's not a good idea.

You misspoke. I fixed it. You're welcome.

luv
12-20-2008, 08:15 PM
Would you rather the kick hit you more squarely on the left or the right nut?

I'm not qualified to answer that question. I don't have the proper equipment. :)

DeezNutz
12-20-2008, 08:17 PM
I'm not qualified to answer that question. I don't have the proper equipment. :)

Well, I can't imagine that it could be 1/2 as bad, but would you rather get hit in the left or right bosom?

luv
12-20-2008, 08:20 PM
Well, I can't imagine that it could be 1/2 as bad, but would you rather get hit in the left or right bosom?

How in the hell did you get $500000 casino cash?

DeezNutz
12-20-2008, 08:25 PM
How in the hell did you get $500000 casino cash?

Who is the top Let 'em Ride player? Total skewed b/c of months of losing. Also check the Blackjack top 10.

FringeNC
12-20-2008, 08:28 PM
Herm would be a worse DC than HC.

the Talking Can
12-20-2008, 08:34 PM
what if we keep Herm as a hand-out-towels-in-the-toilet-guy?

Craqhead
12-20-2008, 08:38 PM
Scouting Dept. as the office bitch.

Mr. Laz
12-20-2008, 08:46 PM
i think i want a head coach that has been a coordinator at some point and understands the X's and O's.

just seems to me that it would make them a better Head coach

Count Alex's Losses
12-20-2008, 08:56 PM
what if we keep Herm as a hand-out-towels-in-the-toilet-guy? I would pray for bladder problems so I could visit his bathroom more.

blueballs
12-20-2008, 08:58 PM
Are you drunk

blueballs
12-20-2008, 08:59 PM
no that wouldn't explain it
did you try meth for the first time

RippedmyFlesh
12-20-2008, 09:04 PM
....but in the capacity of Defensive Coordinator?



Sorry if repost.
Didn't work the first time why go to that well twice?

blueballs
12-20-2008, 09:07 PM
What will Herm be doing this time next year
excellent thread idea
too bad I can't run with it

RippedmyFlesh
12-20-2008, 09:10 PM
....but in the capacity of Defensive Coordinator?



Sorry if repost.
maybe a player development type role for off field issues..going back to school ...staying out of trouble...make up some title for a guy who keeps your players out of trouble bust doesnt actually coach...

KChiefsQT
12-20-2008, 09:54 PM
Our town's high school varsity football team is hiring a head coach... he would fit right in. We're used to winning 1-2 games a year!

Skip Towne
12-20-2008, 10:15 PM
Our town's high school varsity football team is hiring a head coach... he would fit right in. We're used to winning 1-2 games a year!

Sounds like you need some big strong farm boys. Well, I guess you don't but your team does.