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the Talking Can
12-21-2008, 06:43 AM
do you start weeping and gnashing your teeth, shitting yourself, or pulling out your gun and shooting in random directions overcome with grief?

JuicesFlowing
12-21-2008, 06:44 AM
Yes. Then you hope for a trade, after a few years of your career have been wasted on 2-14 or 1-15, or 0-16 records.

wazu
12-21-2008, 06:47 AM
do you start weeping and gnashing your teeth, shitting yourself, or pulling out your gun and shooting in random directions overcome with grief?

Yes, I do these things everytime somebody pays me millions to play a kid's game.

milkman
12-21-2008, 06:53 AM
In the past, maybe, with Matt Millen running things.
With a new GM coming in, who knows.

Lions have hope for a fresh start.

And I, as a Chief fan, can finally say that hope is a great feeling.

Deberg_1990
12-21-2008, 07:06 AM
I imagine this: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Heals alot of pain.

Chiefnj2
12-21-2008, 07:24 AM
Probably similar to the feeling they get when they are drafted by the Bengals or Chiefs.

cabletech94
12-21-2008, 08:54 AM
I feel worse for the millionaires that signed there via free agency.

Actually, that is a lie. I would never feel bad for someone who has made 10 times what I will make in a lifetime.

Molitoth
12-21-2008, 09:07 AM
With Millen gone, I would love to wear that uniform.

the Talking Can
12-21-2008, 09:27 AM
what a bunch of serious mcseriouses

eazyb81
12-21-2008, 10:22 AM
You pull an Eli Manning/Bo Jackson and tell them to trade you because you'll never play for them.

Mr. Laz
12-21-2008, 10:25 AM
consider being draft by the lions means you just got 40-50 million, how much pain can you have?

SNR
12-21-2008, 10:44 AM
It's nothing a shitload of cocaine can't cure

Iowanian
12-21-2008, 10:50 AM
Easy.

You're a WR, you're a high first round pick.

You just collect your $18M, catch 15 passes over 3 years, get high and fat, and retire at 26 to play Guitar Hero by your pool the rest of your life.

bowener
12-21-2008, 12:36 PM
do you start weeping and gnashing your teeth, shitting yourself, or pulling out your gun and shooting in random directions overcome with grief?

I think you are mistaken. This is what you do if you are from Detroit, not drafted by Detroit.