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Marty Mac Ver 2.0
12-21-2008, 10:50 AM
When did this guy get all fat? He looks like an evil henchmen in a bad Dick Tracy movie.

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
12-21-2008, 10:54 AM
jesus his mustache look like Dick Enberg pooped on his mouth.

L.A. Chieffan
12-21-2008, 11:03 AM
Yeah he's getting up there. I noticed that at the beginning of the season

bowener
12-21-2008, 01:38 PM
Huh, just saw him on the screen... and ONLY him on the screen.

"Your broadcaster's so fat, when he sits around the announcers booth, he really sits aroooouuuuuund the announcers booth."

Reerun_KC
12-21-2008, 01:38 PM
Dude is huge...

Molitoth
12-21-2008, 01:49 PM
He's got a nice Dirty sanchez imitation.

Coach
12-21-2008, 01:52 PM
Not only needs to try some slimfast, he also needs to try to understand that Chad Pennington didn't one-up Thigpen, considering that they're both are almost statistically even.

Scorp
12-21-2008, 02:29 PM
I heard he has an illness that is causing his weight problem.

JuicesFlowing
12-21-2008, 02:31 PM
Randy Cross = PORN STACHE.

KCUnited
12-21-2008, 02:31 PM
I heard he has an illness that is causing his weight problem.

Yea, pedophilia can really make a guy look like shit.

blueballs
12-21-2008, 02:32 PM
sucking player cock does it the best of 'em

Gracie Dean
12-21-2008, 02:42 PM
I can NOT stand Randy (lets blow with the wind on how to call the game) Cross. I hope he continues to bloat up and can't leave his house

Halfcan
12-21-2008, 03:55 PM
Randy Cross dresser is a dipshit Chiefs hater-I don't know why we always get sutck with this guy. Whatta D bag!

rtmike
12-21-2008, 04:32 PM
I googled "fat NFL analyst Randy Cross" and found this.